Jerma is Short pt.5′ 8″
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- čas přidán 31. 12. 2016
- wow what a clickbait title
apologies to holy mackerel. not trying to steal your job. won't happen again. or maybe it will. iunno.
jerma streams at: / jerma985
official jerma stream highlights can be found at: / @2ndjerma - Hry
Guys he isn't usually that short
zorbas091 You ruined the joke
Cmon guys, he doesn't usually snort.
TheRainSkyandRiver Gottem
I haven't laughed this hard at a joke in a while lmao
Nice try Jerma
5:26 "I'm really digging myself a pretty large grave here aren't I"
not like you'll NEED IT
best comment 2016
its 2017
its 12017
Its 1958
Nailed it.
Jerma95'8
Jerma: short man with loud pee.
Compensating for much Jerma?
And hydrated piss.
and he doesn't snort usually.
youseeIkick, yeah he probably has a napoleon complex, that big ol' thing in his pants sure makes some loud noise, probably for conpensation.
His, ah, Iphone 6 + of course... that things yuge.
5'8 is the average size in ironforge...made my day
A notification reminder to check out this glorious moment again. 2:33
5:12 so what is that 'full body' mirror? like a hand mirror? maybe a little piece of reflective tinfoil?
Nah, it's one of those Polly Pocket shitty mirrors women keep in their purse.
Bro its like the size of my finger
You know how there are those pocket (class) cosmetic items on TF2? Well If there was a jerma one it would just be called regural jerma.
Jerma is Cremator's Conscience confirmed
Tomzai *regular
Oops, you got your Rs and Ls mixed up!
Heh, missed that one. Try another!
jerma saying "im not short, im just compact" is like fat people using the big boned excuse.
Jeff Magic The Gathering He's fun-sized.
nah he's just compact
in a tiny package
Jeff Magic The Gathering Except that fat people can lose weight
Mercy ` The difference being losing weight isn't typically life threatening, and may even extend your life.
"plus sized"
Jerma is literally Scout. They're even the same height! (Scout is shown to be 5'8 in a mugshot in one of the comics.)
It's the character he plays for the stream. In reality he has no strong accent, he lived in Delaware until recently and vinny confirmed he's well over 6 feet. He just pretends to be the scout from tf2 as a bit.
@@vitriolicAmaranth do you have any links/proof to back this up?
@@cheese5081 i used to but one day a van of spooks from the JIA (jerma intelligence agency) rolled up to my house. They killed both my dogs and confiscated all of the evidence and noted the links so they could purge them from the internet, and warned me that I was on a watchlist and if I went on sites with info about jerma's true height and voice again I'd be in even bigger trouble. You'd probably have to look on the darkweb, but be careful.
@@vitriolicAmaranth this was a sting operation, we have your location and are now sending a squad to your house right now for spreading false information about jerma on the internet.
@@cheese5081 NO
i'm not tiny i'm fun sized
I'm COMPACT
Same height as easy pete
lite version.
+John Scarce BASTARD
THAT'S why he asked people to photoshop him tall on twitter? Low. Jerma is so... *low*
derMemory *hilarious and creative
Corninthesky thx bb
Jerma is my favourite person on this planet
Saphira what's your profile picture?
gnadxam an edited photo i found somewhere
you still remember the link?
gnadxam nope
Saphira heh we got a plebian weabooo
"Don't worry, he isn't USUALLY that small."
Grow 7 inches with SPINACH using this one weird trick!
4'11" and ready to die
Pedro Miguel give me some
ayy me to
I hope you're a girl or 12 mane I'm 5"11 and feel short sometimes still
neighb0r 13
15 and taller than you beach boyo
It's actually a good thing Jerma is as tall as he is, a couple inches more and the world wouldn't know how to react to a truly perfect being.
A perfect being like that should not exist.
@@sangwoo9395 But this is not a perfect world...
every single thing he's said in this video has left relevant ripples on his stream till this day
Buffed his height in the last patch, but he's still not average enough for the meta. Sad :(
wow Fistful of Frags changed a lot since I last saw it
when the newest meme was "pass the whiskey"
P A S S
F O L D
Detonexploder A need a weeepun.
"I'm really digging myself a pretty large grave here aren't I?" Well, apparently you don't need one...
He might be short, but he bench presses houses
Hey, if it makes him feel any better I'm 5'8 too
yeah I'm only 16 but matters not
If it makes you feel any worse, I'm 6'2
yeah I'm only 16 but it matters *so much*
Jokes on all of you, I'm 7'6
And I'm only 2 years old
Uncle Bubbles But seriously, imagine a two-year-old that's 7'6. That would be terrifying.
SirBlackMage NGL that's my kink
Hey, if it makes you feel better I'm 2'1
yeah I'm only -3 but it matters no more than it should matter
TINY SWEATY STREAMER YELLS AT HIS OWN FANS
I"m 5' 8"
I'm 13.
that is c o o l
Jockerone WOAH! That's a lot of likes!
DLG I Dr.controverse I'm 5'9"
I'm 17
i'm 125'9
i'm 1
I'm 2'2
I'm 900
"It's not the size of your screw, *_ITS HOW HARD YOU DRILL!"_*
Scroll up... just a bunch of kids that feel a little too proud being over 6 feet and overly-depressed men being shorter than 5'8''.
Right? Jesus, just a woodwork of kids parroting the same goddamn thing.
Uhmm I'm actually 12 and a half and I'm 6'0", I'm serious guys.
Don't you care?
Don't you believe me?
ᵖᶫᵉᵃˢᵉ
@@NunyaFB443 I'm 6, and I'm just over 11'0", it's no big deal, a little taller than average lol XD XD XD : ), but taller than jerma, and that's sad lmfao.
5'2" or not he's still hot.
Shut up bitch
@@angelopolo3761 why you mad
krahiat he's jealous
@@goodsamaritan8417 if only u knew how much women i get
@@krahiat7381 i aint i just dont respect hoes
Jerma is mad dwarf part 4
you are not compact Jerma you are petite
It's okay guys he's not usually that short
If the screw is only 5'8, it wont penetrate through the wood.
5:24 *in chat* nick: jerma you're fucking tiny
"I'm 5'8, that's average"
M A N L E T
t. 5'9
Password 123456 /fit/*
Are Jerma's streams just him arguing with his audience while they make fun of him? Fuck, how can someone not love this person? This is hilarious.
DOCTORS HATE HIM
I'm gonna start using "it's not tiny, it's compact".
That won't make them get into your bed, you know ?
Jerma hasn't provided enough evidence for this court case.
We found him guilty and 5'8.
When I tell friends about Jerma I always describe him as "fun size".
Guys he doesn't normally snort...i mean short.
fuck i love jerma
All of jerma's body parts are abnormally sized.
5'10 for America, 5'11 for the world.
Jerma, welcome to IronForge.
Joseph Terry The average world height is 171 cm which is about 5'7" so I'm not sure what you're talking about
Source?
Joseph Terry 5'11 for Europe, 5'7 for Asia.
Jerma's not asian tho
jerma's bostonian so he's probably part leperchaun which explains his lack of shins
Ludwig is short before ludwig is short
One of the reasons why Jerma is the best streamer is that you can type "compact streamer" or "psycho streamer" and you'll find videos related to him
8:43
It's the Firewatch picture joke!
I originally just scanned around your channel for Ster highlights. Now you're doin' JERMA highlights? Das a +1 sub get, mang!
when was 5'8" considered short?
When it's jerma
Crapin Falcon why?
for comedic purposes
6'0" is a good standard, it's 3 inches shorter.
Ecto Da Wizurd 6'0" is the standard? So taller than about 85% of the world is the standard damn. I'm 6'2" so I'm kind of sad to know that I'm just slightly above standards.
"5'8 is the average in ironforge"
i violently fucking snorted
He may be short, but he'll still be my #1 man-crush. Like honestly, if I were a girl, I'd be one of those stalkers that leave flowers at his door and cry while looking at a photo of him.
You gotta love how we all know jerma's playing along with the joke. What a nice playful thing to do. Glad he's cool like that
So this is why he was asking for pictures of himself put on tall people on Twitter
He's not short, but all this time I still figured he'd be 6'0"+
Its not the size of the boat, its the lotion ocean.
People saying 5'8 is short and I'm sitting here at 4'10
plz b my trap gf
Wat
PLZ
Um, no?
Westile Dude like, what the hell man?
2:12
Jerma, you may be short but you're way more handsome than me.
"I'm not tiny I'm compact" There it is! His catchphrase Number 3
I dont usually snort
Average height a man is in the world is 5'11
What? I don't understand where people are getting that from, it's 5'7.5".
it’s actually 5’9
it’s only 5’11 in Europe
youre a great person sydo. ily for these and since especially youre doing jerma now.
I just had a screaming match with my drunk parents, and this made me really happy. Thanks for uploading his stream.
Jerma is legitimately one of the funniest people
Seems like he is getting short with us
This was a magical thing to see live
That photo montage may have brought me to tears.
"Which one of you hacked my computer and put those in!? Huh?"
*BYEAH.*
That Ironforge joke was a solid 10 outta 10
oh god my sides. Sometimes I forget just how freakin' funny Jerma is.
I don't watch these streams too often, but being present for this one really makes me think I should.
I'm crying. This is great... And the twitter thread thing with all the photoshopped Jerma was wonderful
"The size of the hammer's not important!"
"I'm not tiny im just compact."
When I was younger average was 5'6. It's gone up 4 inches. It's now OFFICIALLY 5'9.5
"How do I get a pair of pants that's gonna fit this thing?"
Jerma let's fight. 5'2 life!!!!
didn't know warwick davies had a YT channel, hehe
Simon, I'm just puttin' the daz in the sink
Epic Meow Fucking amazing reference from when they were good eh?
5'2 gang 5'2 gang
First ster highlights, now Jerma highlights? sydo, you spoil us
When there is no content, people get discontent. This content makes me content though.
My favorite thing ever is when he jokingly flipped out a bit about his "freakishly tiny head" when he was playing PS VR.
still probably my favorite jerma stream to this date.
I honestly thought Jerma was 6' for the longest time.
"5"8 average in dwarfland"
I approve of the Jerma stream highlights as well as ster :D
Oh yes please upload more Jermie and Stermie. I really enjoy watching these as someone who cant catch many streams.
He's still taller than me... im fucking 5'6" my family is all 5'6", my sister, in college. Is fuckin 5'2"
Hey dude it’s fine, I’m 5’8 too. I mean I’m 14 but you know what that’s fine bro
his feet probably swing back and forth while he is streaming since they don't touch the ground
Oh my gosh, just watched the ending to this, his slide show, almost cried laughing.
Holy Mackerel is going to steal Star from you!
my favorite tiny angry streamer
This is the new age Jerma meme, loving it
the more he denies it, the more guilty he looks.
Jerma=Tyler1
wrong on so many levels
Vulpesio Jerma>Tyler*
manlets
Because of you CZcams recommending me tyler1 for some reason. I didn't google him or something
I laughed so hard at that beginning gag, Jerma pls.
id love to see more jerma streams
Can somebody tell me the name of the cowboy game he was playing?
Fistful of frags
ok thank :)
Fistful of Frags
description. look at it.
k
You know... don't say... s-s-swears
This is the most I've laughed in a while
Jerma walked passed me at pax and my first thought was wow he’s a little boy
"What doesn't work that way? The world's tallest midget." Crossing the streams, from Jerma to Budsquad.
TIL that 5'8" is apparently short? not likely
5'8" is 4 inches short of not qualifying for manlet status
KingHalbatorix lol so 5'11 is Manlet? Lol
cyborgman5
anything below 6'
so Mike Tyson and Connor Mcgregor are manlets? I don't think thats how it works, id say anything 5'5 or under to be manlet, manlet is such an immature term anyway.
cyborgman5
if it's under 5'6 you'd better be speaking to it in dwarvish
Jerma is truly a gift from god
Taking a page out of the Ster book of clickbait titles.
I was there during this stream. It was fantastic.
same