SnArCAsTiC Yeah I know, thats not my point. The point is that he had nothing to lose. It was just to win in a casual game mode, wins and loses were inconsequential. It just makes it all the more laughable.
I've pooped my pants once. Stayed up all night drinking Red Bull and eating Doritos, dad came in and said Hey, and as soon as I replied, I shit myself.
I'm not even sicked out from this conversation. I've been watching Ster and Jerma for a year now, and long enough to see them as almost siblings who have never met me.
Spog Zallagi fuck dude hiking shits suck especially when you have no TP handy. shit myself while hiking down a trail off to the side of my house and had no TP. was 11
"Two double bacon cheeseburgers from Five Guys" JESUS CHRIST that's a lot of food, that's enough food to feed three african families for at least six months
So I was eating when I started watching this, and couldn't stop doing neither of these activities even after the "reveal". The things you do to me, Sterma.
not as good as jerma puking in his moms bed as an adult
Alex Sitaras Oreos !
WAIT I LOVE THAT VIDEO WHAT WAS THE TITLE
what video was that?
Alex Sitaras was it the one where he ate those cookies? he talked about it in ster's tf2 video. ..
pretty sure
"Hey, you know that guy Jerma? Yeah, he diarrheas every morning."
Colin Reilly yo... merry Christmas.
Ohh the memories.
It's true tho
Christmas is a way of life.
@@Bwaarghz Why does your server have "yo Merry Christmas"?
Ashley: “Three words. Say it and I’m yours.”
Ster: “I shit pants.”
pants were shitted
3 words? "COFFEE, CHEETOS, CHICKEN"
Pls im dying dont do this
as i read the words i heard the voice, fucking jerma
But it's a three word story told in only four words
"COFFEE, CHEETOS, AND CHICKEN"
Andrew Au My stomach hurts
@@258thHiGuy you mean "COFFEE CHEEZEITS CHEETOS CHICKEN"
The best part is it was to win Quick Play.
There was no comp back then m8.
SnArCAsTiC Yeah I know, thats not my point. The point is that he had nothing to lose. It was just to win in a casual game mode, wins and loses were inconsequential. It just makes it all the more laughable.
He had his underwear to lose, lol. And his dignity. But this is ster after all.
SnArCAsTiC Haha true
Ster just doesn't give a shit
Oh wait he just did
I have no idea if this story is better then Jerma puking a sleeve of Oreos in his moms bed
I need context for this
Jerma puked oreos onto his moms bed. The end.
and it was recent, like 1 or 2 years ago
He was very sick and decided to eat oreos. He threw up in his moms bed.
if I remember he tells the story in tip of the hats highlight reels I forget the year but I think it was either 2015 or 2016
TWO Double burgers from Five Guys?!
God damn he's lucky he only shit himself a little bit. Even singles are pretty filling.
that doesnt make any sense... THAT CANT BE HOW IT HAPPENED
"I had faith in a fart once. And I shat all over myself."
Was it good faith?
What's that from?
@@jessicabellandy5687 experience
Revisiting this gem months later and only now realizing that the pants were beshit for a quickplay game.
I've pooped my pants once. Stayed up all night drinking Red Bull and eating Doritos, dad came in and said Hey, and as soon as I replied, I shit myself.
Just neckbeard things
Just gigachad things
Jerma looks exactly how I imagined him, but Ster does not for some reason...
ster looks older and fatter than i'd love him to
@@alexlokanin3312 he looks hella nice now
Star looked like your average shitty basement dweller nerd back in 2013. Now he's kind of decent.
one could say star really squeezed out a victory that day
Jerma would not have got up and left. Remember Punisment of the Pee?
I need to see the vod for Jerma's stream now
pretty sure the first clip here is from that stream czcams.com/video/RoI8yQsfkpM/video.html
sydo, I am sure you have positive karma for these deeds
razer gamer diapers
For gamers, by gamers.
HEY GAMERS!
DO YOU WANNA PLAY LIKE *JERMA985?*
THEN YOU GET A RAZER SHITADDER!
dude, Jerma himself just made this joke in a stream on May 19th: czcams.com/video/lqFp50iDy8U/video.html
He did it. He done did it
9:57 I was laughing so hard at Jerma hinting at the story XD
Ster wiped his ass for 20 minutes
Birrihappyface he threw away his underwear and took a shit then wiped. that's why it took 20 minutes ya dingus
Daily reminder that 2 double bacon cheeseburgers is almost 1800 calories.
"Did I miss something exciting?"
"No-"
"Yeah you did."
"Shiiiit."
HAH.
If Jerma continued guessing, he'd get there eventually.
"Those were the three words"
1. I
2. Shat
3.My
4. Pants
15 minutes of star talking about how he shit his pants XD
I think the best part about this whole thing was jerma sitting there giggling. So amazing xD
Three words
"I shit my pants"
Three words- I don't care
I can't believe Ster shit Jerma's pants.
As soon as ster said these three words I thought of Me Old Bones
I'm not even sicked out from this conversation. I've been watching Ster and Jerma for a year now, and long enough to see them as almost siblings who have never met me.
This is one of the best videos on youtube. I regularly keep coming back to it.
i miss jerma and star_ content
draxxion why they stop playing together
well. In overwatch, Jerma is a casual player, and Star is serious player. So you know...
they're streaming D&D (or pathfinder I can't recall) together so that sounds cool
They literally did a stream together a few days ago. Do you not watch their livestreams?
livestreams are not as good as regular videos, it's the funny 5 minute video spread out across several hours.
Three words I shit myself
Sounds like he needed... a Diaper Teleporter ;^)
And so Jerma stopped playing with ster.
I want to watch Ster's streams but he streams while im asleep.
Only one option: Chance your sleep schedule to the NA timezone and become nocturnal
coffee
cheetos
chicken
This adult man prioritizes video games over cleaning himself up after shitting himself and opening the front door for his wife who's locked outside.
Looking back i dont think ster is joking when he says he and jerma are a couple he must genuinely believe that
Ster would never shit his pants for TF2.
You know its amazing to me to think that the people that we're getting rekt by Ster were getting rekt by some boi with shit in his pants.
I watched this video 5 years ago in math class and laughed so hard i got sent to the hall
I watched this on the toilet lmao
I am right now
thanks for the uploads man
I can't get over STAR _'s notification sounds...
Sterfriend sits on chair? (He shits his pants)
This joke is so familiar I need to know where it's from
@@edgeIord "Girlfriend falls off chair?? She shits her pants" From jerma's youtuber sim or some such
"GIRLFRIEND FALLS OVER (SHE SHITS HER PANTS?)"
My "I pooped my pants story" was not having anything to wipe with while on a hike in the woods.
I had had chili the night before.
Spog Zallagi fuck dude hiking shits suck especially when you have no TP handy. shit myself while hiking down a trail off to the side of my house and had no TP. was 11
use a fucking leaf
@@rodbot get a rash in the process of wiping
That happened to me but with curry and it feels like you have an uncomfortable layer of dead skin coating your asshole
Can't believe that Jerma985, streamer who died to Pinwheel, shat himself on stream.
can't believe he shat his best friend's pants
"Two double bacon cheeseburgers from Five Guys"
JESUS CHRIST that's a lot of food, that's enough food to feed three african families for at least six months
I miss the old Ster_. The one that didn't have a porno moustache
hes got a goatee tho
he looks like Shia LaBeouf
Are you talking about the long lost CZcams god, STAR_? This is ster, not the same person, even
Peter Dunois 100% sure you don't know about the old STAR_
plund it's niichts m8
So I was eating when I started watching this, and couldn't stop doing neither of these activities even after the "reveal". The things you do to me, Sterma.
Nice upload, thanks! These guys are hilarious.
That's some fucking dedication.
Change title to : ster tells Jerma a shitty story.
Please
still one of my fave videos
2 double bacon cheeseburgers from five guys IN A HURRY is great
I AM FCUKING GOD!!! I guessed the three words were gonna be "I shit myself"
A young Adam Kovic in his natural habitat.
ster is a true professional gamer
“That’s the three words. I shit my pants.”
Now I’m no harvard student but I think that’s more than 3 words
"I shitmy Pants"
entertainment at it's finest, have a good one ster.
i dedicated a 15 minute chunk of my half hour lunch to this. worth it
it besieges the best of us and the worst of us alike
I watched that stream back and its fucking magical now to know that he was playing with his pants full of shit.
I can only imagine the twitch chat while this was happening
rawkus potg with hook 1.0 to add to a classic video
"you just put me in a fucking fantastic mood by the way"
wiht that kind of buildup i expected "i ate human"
this is the first time i have seen his face
I was eating when I saw this.
I’m amazed I guessed the story before he said it
I love that ster constantly complained about pyros in tf2
and then plays the character that's basically pyro in overwatch
at least you didn't poop your pants at the fair
*flips papers* whoa- wha- that can't be how it happen.
9:57 this joke...
SUPREME
Ster's mouth doesn't move when he talks.
Hey ster....., hey jerma
Star looks different than I remember
Who's got the game where he did the deed?
Watching this while eating, big mistake
is ster using that razer overwatch headphone?
Rawkus is in your game.
Oh... So that's what Ster_ looks like. Huh.
I almost shit my pants watching this whole video but i switched to mobile and took it with me to the toilet
three words: Pants were shat.
MY STOMACH HURTS!
HI CHAT
I figured the 3 words would be uhhhhh "cahffee, Cheetos, chicken."
"I shit my pants"
ster plz thats 4 words
Be a part of soil
I shit my pants, 3 words
3 Words?!?!?! "JERMA IS TINY"
I shit my pants is four words, though?
That's the three words. I Shit My Pants
i shit pants
-ster
Rip friend ship
I can't believe Jerma shit Star's pants
If the story was three words I assume he meant
I shit m'pants
Hardcore Streamer falls off chair (he shits his pants)
Star_, I solute to.