Jerma and Star_ stream highlights

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  • Lots of Jerma and Star_ fun times today. From his "Human plays Overwatch) stream
  • Krátké a kreslené filmy

Komentáře • 331

  • @nytalix642
    @nytalix642 Před 8 lety +1189

    Didn't know Shia Lebeouf and John Cena were best buddies.

  • @System509
    @System509 Před 7 lety +287

    I'm pretending Ster is playing on the floor with some legos.

  • @dragonlizard7
    @dragonlizard7 Před 8 lety +401

    "You don't want to know what my largest organ is"
    Is it your heart, Jerma?

    • @SuperMarioGuy12345
      @SuperMarioGuy12345 Před 8 lety +32

      +dragonlizard7 It's the skin. Factually, the skin is the largest organ of the body. Skin is the soft outer covering of vertebrates. Other animal coverings such as the arthropod exoskeleton have different developmental origin, structure and chemical composition. The adjective cutaneous means "of the skin" (from Latin cutis, skin). In mammals, the skin is an organ of the integumentary system made up of multiple layers of ectodermal tissue, and guards the underlying muscles, bones, ligaments and internal organs.[1] Skin of a different nature exists in amphibians, reptiles, and birds.[2] All mammals have some hair on their skin, even marine mammals like whales, dolphins, and porpoises which appear to be hairless. The skin interfaces with the environment and is the first line of defense from external factors. For example, the skin plays a key role in protecting the body against pathogens[3] and excessive water loss.[4] Its other functions are insulation, temperature regulation, sensation, and the production of vitamin D folates. Severely damaged skin may heal by forming scar tissue. This is sometimes discoloured and depigmented. The thickness of skin also varies from location to location on an organism. In humans for example, the skin located under the eyes and around the eyelids is the thinnest skin in the body at 0.5 mm thick, and is one of the first areas to show signs of aging such as "crows feet" and wrinkles. The skin on the palms and the soles of the feet is 4 mm thick and the back is 14 mm thick and is the thickest skin in the body. The speed and quality of wound healing in skin is promoted by the reception of estrogen.[5][6][7]
      Fur is dense hair.[8] Primarily, fur augments the insulation the skin provides but can also serve as a secondary sexual characteristic or as camouflage. On some animals, the skin is very hard and thick, and can be processed to create leather. Reptiles and fish have hard protective scales on their skin for protection, and birds have hard feathers, all made of tough β-keratins. Amphibian skin is not a strong barrier, especially regarding the passage of chemicals via skin and is often subject to osmosis and diffusive forces. For example, a frog sitting in an anesthetic solution would be sedated quickly, as the chemical diffuses through its skin. Amphibian skin plays key roles in everyday survival and their ability to exploit a wide range of habitats and ecological conditions.[9]

    • @DarkTree
      @DarkTree Před 8 lety +29

      +PIXELIZED PERSPECTIVE the skin also covers his penis ;)

    • @kj9935
      @kj9935 Před 8 lety +3

      +PIXELIZED PERSPECTIVE That's what Ster says right after. Then he calls Jerma facetious in a serious voice but this guy edited out the punchline.

    • @pierrekuchmann3944
      @pierrekuchmann3944 Před 5 lety

      Sure you need all the presure you can get boii

    • @jeksewnoleeray1020
      @jeksewnoleeray1020 Před rokem

      It's his stomach, all the better to digest MEAT with

  • @jaems
    @jaems Před 3 lety +44

    "Is my fly down? No, it's up... It's okay"
    "Pull it down."
    Classic sterma

  • @DaMonkas556
    @DaMonkas556 Před 7 lety +164

    star looks like the first preset for a Breton in skyrim

    • @sashalvy
      @sashalvy Před 4 lety +2

      wtf

    • @Kodlaken
      @Kodlaken Před 3 lety +8

      I know this is 4 years old but I just wanted to say, lol.

    • @Jack_Flapper
      @Jack_Flapper Před měsícem

      7 years later this comment made me spit. 😂

  • @Sammie1053
    @Sammie1053 Před 8 lety +204

    "I'm a good cam boy now"
    That wouldn't have sounded as dirty without Jerma in the room

    • @Sammie1053
      @Sammie1053 Před 8 lety +44

      Secret FBI Agent I was thinking the gay equivalent of a "cam girl" but whatever floats your filthy boat

    • @bradley9037
      @bradley9037 Před 8 lety +5

      +Sammie1053 Cum could literally float a boat, theoretically

  • @oriondezagrats4228
    @oriondezagrats4228 Před 8 lety +207

    I wasn't aware that Star_ is Shia Labeouf.

  • @TheXManager1
    @TheXManager1 Před 8 lety +87

    Jerma looks like a thin John Cena

    • @tarapapi
      @tarapapi Před 8 lety +2

      +just a cat the scout looks like a thin john cena aka jerma

    • @montythemoose744
      @montythemoose744 Před 8 lety +16

      +TheXManager1
      Jerma used to be a lot more buff.
      But that was before the plague hit.

  • @Krookzior
    @Krookzior Před 8 lety +160

    "You don't wanna know what my largest organ is... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
    - Jerma 2016
    DICK JOKES.

    • @Bovium
      @Bovium Před 8 lety +4

      epidermis

    • @malhekai
      @malhekai Před 8 lety

      Spleen

    • @NoobFairy
      @NoobFairy Před 8 lety +6

      its the skin you fucking dweebs

    • @cal-cifer
      @cal-cifer Před 8 lety +2

      mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

    • @EddieBurke
      @EddieBurke Před 8 lety

      The vacuole is the part of a cell in plants that contains water

  • @Sacrifice117
    @Sacrifice117 Před 8 lety +153

    ster reminds me of a beet farmer

  • @athena2483
    @athena2483 Před 8 lety +573

    Star looks nothing like I imagined, unsubscribed.

    • @Multisweezy
      @Multisweezy Před 8 lety +33

      +Marcus Aurelius thats fucked up marcus

    • @sirismcgee7103
      @sirismcgee7103 Před 8 lety +11

      +Marcus Aurelius look up star_ he looks better without beard

    • @tarapapi
      @tarapapi Před 8 lety +81

      +Marcus Aurelius Ster isn't a chiseled tall black man with a well endowed weiner. Unsubbed.

    • @soefsoef4283
      @soefsoef4283 Před 7 lety +1

      Siris Mcgee real man wear beard

    • @pastilakompot6912
      @pastilakompot6912 Před 7 lety +2

      +tarapapi
      You don't know how well-endowed he is.

  • @femboyfacist
    @femboyfacist Před 8 lety +72

    I didn't know Star_ had a face. I never saw one in his vids, so I thought he was headless.

  • @natazm
    @natazm Před 8 lety +56

    Im on the fuckin god damn phone

    • @DarkTree
      @DarkTree Před 8 lety

      +wu i scrolled down the exact second he said that are you a wizard

    • @MrSweeneyPlays
      @MrSweeneyPlays Před 8 lety

      Wtf the same thing happened to me I looked down at the comments, read this comment, then heard the quote u are a wizard

  • @rings-cn1yn
    @rings-cn1yn Před 8 lety +234

    6:20 Ster uses RMB to jump??? Someone lock this man up.

    • @vitorsamuel777
      @vitorsamuel777 Před 8 lety +12

      Seriously though, who the fuck jumps with something other than spacebar?
      Even flash games use spacebar dude.

    • @razelighter2010
      @razelighter2010 Před 8 lety +33

      My brother uses spacebar to shoot and T to jump on his laptop.

    • @squae8025
      @squae8025 Před 8 lety +6

      I use "T" to jump ._.

    • @periwinkle3556
      @periwinkle3556 Před 8 lety +1

      :(

    • @theBuzz76
      @theBuzz76 Před 8 lety +2

      He used to use "F"

  • @bigslappy823
    @bigslappy823 Před 7 lety +31

    "If I could just reach back and smack you with my ring hand..."
    Who other than a pimp or a parent would say that?

  • @shwift8789
    @shwift8789 Před 5 lety +17

    Star looks like he could use an in flight meal.

    • @oasistf2
      @oasistf2 Před 10 měsíci +1

      just jumpin around the map

  • @smoothbrain988
    @smoothbrain988 Před 8 lety +39

    YOU FUCKED UP THE BEADS

  • @JoNarDLoLz
    @JoNarDLoLz Před 8 lety +16

    You know that burning feeling inside you when you watch other people play the games you want to play but you can't?
    That feeling...

  • @spacedoubt15
    @spacedoubt15 Před 8 lety +25

    That was actually a really good play of the game at 14:54 but they both missed it ~__~

  • @IDontLikeMooshrooms
    @IDontLikeMooshrooms Před 7 lety +122

    I dont know why but star's voice dont fit his face at all

  • @Leander_
    @Leander_ Před 8 lety +6

    They make for a fantastic duo, really.

  • @yamo96
    @yamo96 Před 8 lety +2

    thank you so much for uploading these!!

  • @albert_samus
    @albert_samus Před 8 lety +16

    i saw star_ in a video throwing snow at jerma ages ago! he grew a beard! it really made him look 10 times better

    • @Mdsde
      @Mdsde Před 8 lety +3

      +Aizen souske I know, he's just the beard kind of guy. Also a couple years older and less acne.
      In some cases you can't judge looks on teenage years.

  • @lenin4731
    @lenin4731 Před 7 lety +9

    Jerma has a intiminating face.

    • @batboy5023
      @batboy5023 Před 7 lety

      you stole my fucking comment lol. but he really does. doesn't he? When he looked over at star like that at 2:18, im not gonna lie I was spooked.

    • @mumbleslol
      @mumbleslol Před 7 lety +8

      well they are from Boston

  • @bishopanderson5864
    @bishopanderson5864 Před 6 lety +16

    Hey guys remember how star made vids

  • @surroundgatari
    @surroundgatari Před 8 lety +15

    When did Star become Mexican? Last time I saw him he was Shaggy

  • @funerstuff
    @funerstuff Před 8 lety +4

    "I'm doing it on purpose cause you're here doing a joke" sure Jerma what ever helps you sleep at night

  • @JTShock
    @JTShock Před 8 lety +7

    When two youtube comics, walk into a bedroom, and ply overwatch, hilarity obviously

  • @batboy5023
    @batboy5023 Před 7 lety +4

    2:18 that was actually fucking intimidating lol!

  • @mackyprimmy
    @mackyprimmy Před 3 lety +2

    I like to pretend Star is faceless

  • @fidelcashflow5976
    @fidelcashflow5976 Před 5 lety +5

    STAR looks like a skyrim breton before you customize him

    • @othergeorgea
      @othergeorgea Před 4 lety

      person with unironic ahegao picture who shitposts this sent me

  • @Chaft015
    @Chaft015 Před 8 lety +1

    This video is jermalicious.

  • @thebigwagyu
    @thebigwagyu Před 8 lety +1

    The greatest love story ever told.

  • @mrpainface8515
    @mrpainface8515 Před 8 lety +5

    I honestly love their friendship so much

    • @pillgrimm
      @pillgrimm Před 6 lety +4

      Rest In Peace though, as they broke it off.

  • @DEFINEPROG
    @DEFINEPROG Před 8 lety

    Why did I loose it so hard at "I'm on the fucking god damn phone!" lmao

  • @Burger_pants
    @Burger_pants Před 7 lety +15

    R.I.P. Star and Jerma's friendship. ~ - 2017

  • @Code_Ramen717
    @Code_Ramen717 Před 8 lety

    The beads and the phone call had me dying

  • @nameisakam758
    @nameisakam758 Před 8 lety

    That Tracer play of the game was pretty beast

  • @axiom6031
    @axiom6031 Před 8 lety

    Jerma is the hero we need
    Star_ is the hero we deserve.

  • @farkrits
    @farkrits Před 6 lety +6

    On one of STAR_/ster's streams, it was stated that they are not friends any more "On Sters most recent stream "Game until plane. To Vegas" at 3:37:40 he says "15 dollars for a Jerma story? But all I have is that we're not friends anymore. So I don't have one." It's hard to tell if he's just making a joke or not, but people in chat then ask Ashley to clarify and about a minute later she says "talking about some stuff makes pointless drama on the internets. we'd rather avoid it. This sux."

  • @alexws7666
    @alexws7666 Před 8 lety

    Amazing

  • @Joescotterpuss
    @Joescotterpuss Před 7 lety +1

    "I'm not sponsored by Razer, I just like on of their mice."
    HEY GAMERZ

  • @ryangood5002
    @ryangood5002 Před 6 lety +2

    Iv'e looked everywhere for the full stream of this, does anyone know where I can find it?

  • @carrottopadc2602
    @carrottopadc2602 Před 4 lety +5

    Everything Star said about controls was 900% wrong. It hurt me hearing him say crouch should be shift and that jump should be right mouse

    • @tahutoa
      @tahutoa Před 3 lety

      Actually, sometimes crouch being shift instead of Lctrl is a good idea. The original Half-Life is a good example

  • @TAL1ZGAMES
    @TAL1ZGAMES Před 8 lety +3

    Omg jerma with the beanbag I cant stop laughing

  • @megastoejoe
    @megastoejoe Před 8 lety +1

    i'm amazed these two are compatible.. love them both... but this friendship must be in the eye of the beholders.
    they do go great together though.

  • @pleasantpeasant3313
    @pleasantpeasant3313 Před 5 lety

    uploaded three years ago today, wowza.

  • @Lucas19Santana98
    @Lucas19Santana98 Před 8 lety +22

    1:39 I loved his laugh xD They are both funny guys, but when they are together they are hilarious, especially like this, at the same room playing together. Also, I saw this vlog in Jerma's channel where Star appeared and he used to be this tall skinny nerd, and now he is...kinda fat... (I think its because he got married). Still love him tho, funnier than ever

    • @PurpleSnake
      @PurpleSnake Před 8 lety +1

      +Lucas Santana Honestly I don't see the fatness xD Chubby I'd suppose is a better suited description for his body build.

    • @Lucas19Santana98
      @Lucas19Santana98 Před 8 lety

      Purple Snake He got tits now dude! All those bagles went up to his chest kk

    • @peterperez6278
      @peterperez6278 Před 8 lety +1

      +Lucas Santana I don't see any fat there. He's big though, and doesn't look like a lamppost anymore.

    • @Lucas19Santana98
      @Lucas19Santana98 Před 8 lety

      Peter Perez
      lamppost hahahaha but you see, english isn't my main language so I dont have a large vocabulary, thats why I used "kinda fat", but I know he isnt exactly any fat ya know

    • @peterperez6278
      @peterperez6278 Před 8 lety

      *****
      He does have a few extra pounds, if that's what you were trying to say. Are you the guy who made the Jerma and Star compilations? I have to say you did a splendid job there, I haven't laughed like that in a long time, and also got to watch new material, since I don't follow Jerma that much.

  • @haze6387
    @haze6387 Před 8 lety

    I'm not the only one who uses LShift to crouch. I feel warm and fuzzy inside.

  • @mynti_fresh
    @mynti_fresh Před 8 lety +4

    pretty sure star's face was already revealed a long time ago...

  • @bladekurayami6238
    @bladekurayami6238 Před 6 lety

    Wow is that the all mighty and powerful star? Was expecting someone taller and not like I imagined. I mean I like his videos if he makes more team fortress 2 videos

  • @refusingtoconform
    @refusingtoconform Před 8 lety

    Star_ reminds me of a friend I know. Everything from beard to face makeup.

  • @TheOmenRaven
    @TheOmenRaven Před 7 lety

    Will someone tell me what the lights are called that Jerma has where you can change colors through your phone? I will love you forever

  • @zoeybryant5840
    @zoeybryant5840 Před 8 lety

    I wanted to see that spin-kick

  • @NoSoupForYouu
    @NoSoupForYouu Před 8 lety +1

    As soon as someone mentioned Ster being tiny in the chat, I couldnt help but see a "giant jerma" and "midget ster"

  • @jeffthehater2388
    @jeffthehater2388 Před 8 lety

    jerma and star talk about lighting: the stream

  • @PandoraSystem
    @PandoraSystem Před 8 lety +3

    Ster_ looks like my old karate instructor

  • @dankufranku7170
    @dankufranku7170 Před 7 lety +4

    ster_stream is the best transformer

  • @heerspinazie
    @heerspinazie Před 8 lety

    Where can I get my very own floorster?

  • @mothfang2087
    @mothfang2087 Před 8 lety +1

    jerma looks like a weird john cena

  • @smoshyv2553
    @smoshyv2553 Před 8 lety

    In every game I ever play I bind left shift to crouch and mouse wheel to jump.

  • @wizard4599
    @wizard4599 Před 7 lety

    I don't think half of the people commenting on Star_'s appearance actually saw his older photos.

  • @alienartifact5616
    @alienartifact5616 Před 8 lety

    I was wondering what was behind the screen of STAR_...

  • @halolime117
    @halolime117 Před 5 lety

    Where can find the full stream? Its impossible!

  • @Bjaz98
    @Bjaz98 Před 8 lety +1

    Dammit Star stop backseat driving!

  • @Holygiant
    @Holygiant Před 8 lety

    Jerma is Mad part Overwatch

  • @Larry.
    @Larry. Před 8 lety

    ya dun goofed in the description mate

  • @cheezyguy7119
    @cheezyguy7119 Před 7 lety

    YOU HAVE THE FLOOR

  • @richardha6420
    @richardha6420 Před 8 lety +1

    Star_ "Go to Jerma hat hair, rr/jermahathair
    Jerma "Will you shut up?"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @damagkveikov
    @damagkveikov Před 7 lety +4

    Star reminds me of Scarce... For some weird reason

  • @MrCarlos3984
    @MrCarlos3984 Před 8 lety +5

    is that kootra

  • @BaconBlitzz
    @BaconBlitzz Před 7 lety

    star looks like a cross between markiplier and cr1tikal

  • @xxEchoEcho007xx
    @xxEchoEcho007xx Před 8 lety +6

    Sassy Jerma

  • @penutcannon
    @penutcannon Před 8 lety

    6:54 Genji gets FUCKING TRIGGERED after seeing his brother and goes on a killing spree consisting of one person
    bless 'em

  • @nikap543
    @nikap543 Před 8 lety +1

    star kinda looks like paul dano now

  • @shape5dokkan
    @shape5dokkan Před 8 lety

    ster_ is magical

  • @Cup_70
    @Cup_70 Před 7 lety

    "You're a taller guy"

  • @lenny4039
    @lenny4039 Před 8 lety +7

    Im a straight guy but I ship it

  • @ItsPatBoys
    @ItsPatBoys Před 7 lety

    putting this in my novel

  • @MetaKaios
    @MetaKaios Před 8 lety

    Everyone's making comparisons to who STAR_ looks like and nobody seems to have mentioned Barry Kramer yet.

  • @skele-eleton
    @skele-eleton Před 8 lety +7

    Honestly, I'm most curious about Jerma's light set up, like wtf, how did he do that?

  • @ikaikaikaika2419
    @ikaikaikaika2419 Před 8 lety +1

    Someone please give Star a haircut

  • @watertower500d6
    @watertower500d6 Před 7 lety

    Hey can you make a highlight from Jermas recent sorcery stream?

  • @eliminator123456789
    @eliminator123456789 Před 8 lety

    Why doesn't Jerma answer the phone or start talking with "Hey! This is Jerma here..." is his typical youtube intro voice?

  • @mummygerkin3779
    @mummygerkin3779 Před 7 lety +1

    Star you look different from your last facecam

  • @halolime117
    @halolime117 Před 4 lety

    its impossible to find this stream :(

  • @deopeth_6134
    @deopeth_6134 Před 4 dny

    Jerma984 made me laugh so much

  • @andrewbernier4385
    @andrewbernier4385 Před 8 lety +5

    Ster looks like Mike from Red Letter Media lol

    • @DashRetro
      @DashRetro Před 8 lety +1

      +Andrew Bernier I just came here from a Half in the Bag, haha

  • @dinonatorful
    @dinonatorful Před 8 lety +42

    did he actually talk to jermas ex

    • @kimisanerd2
      @kimisanerd2  Před 8 lety +38

      +Alva the Wayfarer no, it was a joke. jerma hasn't been with anyone in a while.

    • @dinonatorful
      @dinonatorful Před 8 lety +57

      +kimisanerd what a loser amr

    • @krys889
      @krys889 Před 8 lety +8

      +Alva the Wayfarer no

    • @Zoronii
      @Zoronii Před 8 lety +8

      +kimisanerd i'll be with jerma :(

    • @mydogsmellsrealbad954
      @mydogsmellsrealbad954 Před 8 lety +90

      +kimisanerd Jerma is so hot it's intimidating. That's why he's single.

  • @beeflumps
    @beeflumps Před 8 lety +1

    Jerma doesn't own two chairs?

  • @augustcross2305
    @augustcross2305 Před 8 lety

    He f***ed up the beans!

  • @King_Konga
    @King_Konga Před 7 lety

    "HE FUCKED UP THE BEADS"

  • @drewmcdonald8065
    @drewmcdonald8065 Před 7 lety

    dey r da bestest of broes

  • @eldiablo68
    @eldiablo68 Před 8 lety +1

    star looks a lot like my brother

  • @crestgamez
    @crestgamez Před 8 lety +4

    ster looks like Chad Durkin from The Next Great Baker and Sweet Genius.

  • @Yetipfote
    @Yetipfote Před 8 lety +1

    Jerma you look so ridiculously handsome. Get lost!

  • @machiav7527
    @machiav7527 Před 6 lety +1

    HE FUCKED UP THE B E A D S

  • @ThePhantom4516
    @ThePhantom4516 Před 8 lety

    Why does Star have a Pizza Hut sponsored shirt

  • @RedsHitpostMedia
    @RedsHitpostMedia Před 8 lety

    star looks like pedro from napoleon dynamite

  • @kenan9843
    @kenan9843 Před 7 lety

    How did jerma change the light?