charlie has WAY too big of balls for those jokes though. His charisma is through the fucking roof, enough to the point where you subconsciously forget that you could probably face forward and not see him
You know, it's funny. I think at this point in his career, he would gladly bring back the short joke if it meant that the 'sus face' would be permanently removed from his life forever.
He actually likes the sus face because it just makes THE photo of jerma better. He absolutely despises the original photo and is happy someone changed it so he doesn't look like a fucking psychopath.
Jerma is the only internet personality I’ve watched that hasn’t changed since they became popular. If anything, his content is just getting better. We troll him a lot, but he’s one of the best content creators out there.
My favourite thing from the resident evil 8 streams was when he was talking about how tall Lady dimi tree su was and someone in chat just says "she's 6 foot jerma"
The fact that Jerma knows his height to the second decimal says a lot. The fact that he calls himself 5’8” when his height actually rounds down to 5’7” says even more.
@@purplemoss3313 the group photo (Jemra was exposed for his shortness, but emblertson denies its validity) the evil jerma face (Don't look at the first picture of Jerma on google images) jerma Sus (it was an sussy Imposter 😳) mega Dumptruck ass (Je,ra was exposed for his Assness, but ebertsons denies it validity)
Tried to do Jerma on Akinator after seeing 2:50. Got some regular questions, nothing too specific. And then Akinator hits me with "Is your character an escaped convict?" I'm obligated to answer "Probably" to that, and he immediately knows it's Jerma. Guess next time I can with confidence answer "Yes" to that question.
I love the photo of Jerma where he's slightly kneeling because there was never any reason for him to do that. It's not like the people behind him couldn't see straight over the top.
11:52 it sounds like he's got chat strapped to a chair in a grisly basement while angrily pointing and screaming at a convoluted powerpoint presentation with superimposed angles and a cartesian plane to prove he's not actually a small baby man
@@iandig People will go for any chick regardless of height. Can't say the same for men. However, being invisible has its perks. Thankfully average height in my country is 5'7 and I'm like a hair below that
I've always thought it would be cool to meet Jerma in real life but, assuming he's actually 5'8'' as he claims, I'm literally a whole foot taller than him and I don't want to make him feel self-conscious.
@@oliie3416 You may be confusing _the_ Jerma985, Maxwell's original demon, his properties best measured in Planck units; with The Jerma985, archfiend of the stream-edit commentariat and unrepentant coffee-stout fanatic. ...Unless you mean to suggest that The Jerma985 is _also_ some kind of drought-ravaged borderline unobservable pico-mammal. Is this new Jerma lore? Lads: man the wikis.
Hey Dazza, you wouldn't happen to have a collection of times when Jerma mentions hiding a body or killing someone in the woods. He seems to default to that when unexpectedly put into a forest.
I absolutely love the moment at 24:36 because he goes from having fun and goofing to turning straight to where he heard the voice and being completely serious.
You people are roasting this guy, as though there's not multiple "Jerma but he looks pregnant" videos on youtube. Jerma is very fertile. Breedable even.
I just realised how long this video is. Oh my god. I barely know anything about Jerma but I believe he is a big man in his heart and that's ALL that counts...
I like the Dr. Shmoixen character and hope he shows up again like in the Halloween stream but I assume he lives on the east coast since he first appears on the polygraph stream so I'd image it would be a rare appearance.
Bit of an anomaly at around 24:07. Tried fixing it with CZcams's editor but it starting desyncing the audio so just gonna leave it as is :)
uhh- lol-
Hold up... are you telling me im taller than jerma985
the real anomaly is how short he is
Yo what game is at 23:15?
@@nightshade1807 I believe it's called Kingsway
Jerma's inability to see that one picture without ranting about how he's actually crouching down is absolutely hysterical.
He does look INSANELY short in that, I thought he was taking a knee but no that's just him standing. Christ.
The lighting does show he is bending down
But damn I love his ranting
@@hilotakenaka shh we all know he's bending down, we just say he isn't to torture him >:)
Why did he bend down THAT far
Why was he even bending over in the first place?
A friendly reminder that Jerma is a professional actor, he can play a normal sized human just fine.
He was a bigshot before he got typecast as the sus guy.
Professional e-clown, I’ll have you know
@The Jerma985 YUCK. I don’t want to hear his gross wet Mini-me tongue SLIMING some poor victim’s face on the airwaves.
People act like hes not 2 inches taller than tom cruise his stunt double
He's a little short on confidence, for a man of his stature.
Love that Jerma is three inches taller than Critikal but gets twice the number of height jokes
charlie has WAY too big of balls for those jokes though. His charisma is through the fucking roof, enough to the point where you subconsciously forget that you could probably face forward and not see him
@@AeonCDG what you mean? He's standing at an astonishing 5'6.
Charlie makes up for it with his Moby Huge.
@@AeonCDG charisma? To who? Must be that charisma that only works on men
Who is critikal?
1:40 Neck 163". Waist 31". Jerma is built like an ice cream cone.
Jerma's true shape.
Peak Male
rarest male
alien
And 5'4 which is 3 inches shorter than he claims.
I love how it was proven Jerma was 5’8” but whenever we see an unedited picture of him he always looks like he’s two feet tall
It was definitely the photo where he was slightly crouching that started this whole thing
He has a very photogenic face, but not very photogenic legs.
well, he was actually wearing shoes in the video where it was proven so he's really probably just a touch over 5'7". he'd be average in china at least
@@TapetBart There's only 5 comments.....
Not to mention with the last last VR stream, his camera is angled in a way that made him a lot smaller, reinvegorating the 'tiny streamer' meme.
You know, it's funny. I think at this point in his career, he would gladly bring back the short joke if it meant that the 'sus face' would be permanently removed from his life forever.
Poor man can't escape it
When the imposter is short
Jerma sus 😳😳😳🤔😂😂🤑😩🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤫💀💀🤪😳😳
He actually likes the sus face because it just makes THE photo of jerma better. He absolutely despises the original photo and is happy someone changed it so he doesn't look like a fucking psychopath.
@@donotthecat6075 oh I think I WILL THE CAT!
i love how he naturally assumed "short streamer" was referring to him
I WAS CRYING AT THAT
@@artnerd3727 doubt it
@@lean4real_11 yeah they teach you about the word "hyperbole" next year in 3rd grade. You actually learn a lot of words that year, so good luck!
@@AbominableNation scat is my forte
it was, i think a viewer named their account that after him
I love how most of these clips could very well be from the same day but they're actually filmed like 2-4 years from one another
Jerma is the only internet personality I’ve watched that hasn’t changed since they became popular. If anything, his content is just getting better. We troll him a lot, but he’s one of the best content creators out there.
They are from the same day. They’re all pre-recorded.
@@slipknot658 welp
MALDING streamer goes on YEARS-LONG RANT live on stream
@@slipknot658 He's been the same compact content creator (CCC for short) for a decade now. Genuine af.
I love how in the kinect clip at 1:40 he completely glosses over the fact the game said his neck was like 13 feet
girafferma
@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 no... that was in *thickness*.
And that hip to waist ratio 😳
Although it got his age right
He got the giraffe mask so he can see further
"Moderately tall at best" a raving endorsement of Jerma's height.
Tomato's kind words
"But at worst... Lilliputian."
fruit man always knows how to compliment
"if I was surrounded by people who are two feet I'd be considered tall"
Yes jerma, that makes sense
He'd be a slightly above average in the Shire.
@@DrHeinzy Poor guy would wander around the hillside for hours, wondering where the houses were 😔
he probably would be tall in asia
@@benjaminmorris7159 if hes 5'8" hes either tall or at the taller end of average at least, in most asian/south east asian countries i think
“I’m not short, everyone else is just really tall” is honestly not bad logic
Jerma’s full-body mirror is the makeup mirror your mom keeps in her purse
I’M DECEASED
OK
@@kikkomoon1 i’m so sorry for your loss
@@kikkomoon1 I'm so happy for you
He’s worried about being 5’4” but not his 172 year old oak tree neck
My favourite thing from the resident evil 8 streams was when he was talking about how tall Lady dimi tree su was and someone in chat just says "she's 6 foot jerma"
Oof lol
she’s actually 4 feet tall
@@keeperfan1315 You ruined a joke.
@@martyrobbins8828 im sorry for ruining a joke 10 months ago marty
@@keeperfan1315 If you killed a person and went on the run for ten months, you'll probably still go to jail.
The fact that Jerma knows his height to the second decimal says a lot. The fact that he calls himself 5’8” when his height actually rounds down to 5’7” says even more.
delusional streamer REFUSES to accept the hard truth
5:55
@@myfatassdick 5.55 feet... even smaller 😔
Half rounds up.
@@asinineAbbreviations that is my exact height...
"can you see who placed blocks in the server? I want that person killed in front of me" actual lunatic.
INSANE streamer demands PUBLIC EXECUTION after harmless tease by INNOCENT INDIVIDUAL
It's kinda terrifying how 1 picture has haunted him for years, and now there's at least 3 or 4 more
Which ones?
@@purplemoss3313
the group photo (Jemra was exposed for his shortness, but emblertson denies its validity)
the evil jerma face (Don't look at the first picture of Jerma on google images)
jerma Sus (it was an sussy Imposter 😳)
mega Dumptruck ass (Je,ra was exposed for his Assness, but ebertsons denies it validity)
@@blackshirts_and_breads and now we have AI combines all serial killers in one photo and unedited andy
Jerma is like a Toon. He HAS to commit to the Funnyz no matter how counterproductive, humilliating or hazardous it might be
If his comedy drops below 60 heeheehoohoos an hour, he explodes.
Legends say if you knock "shave and a haircut" around Las Vegas you'll find him. Or rather, he'll find you
@@Etherman7 I just imagine it's like the scene from Roger Rabbit where Jerma just bursts through the wall yelling "TWOOOO BIIIITS!!!"
@@SeventhEntropy that’s basically his “Would You Kindly”-esque trigger phrase
@@Etherman7 what's that mean?
I love how Jerma’s default “chat voice” is just Sméagol
It sounds like his "Giant rat (that makes all of the rules" character, but now that's all I hear haha
@@darksparkyshark430 yeah this!
im crying, i was just thinking this while watching 4:38, like "gollum??"
This highlight comp was shorter than expected.
It's compact.
No it's average. It's the average size.
Ahahahaaahaha haaaaaaaa
It’s moderately tall
3:02 to this day I still don’t understand how he thought being called compact was any better than being called tiny
compact has an air of density to it
its more manly
@@SronlySD he's definitely dense alright
it's like saying "i'm not a midget, i'm a dwarf"
@@Rhelord TBF, one of those words is a slur and the other is not.
i wish every fanart just made jeremy's arm disgustingly long so it reached his shins
"5'8" is the average in Ironforge" is by far the best one, lost my shit when I witnessed that one live.
I like how it keeps coming back to that one group picture
We've been bullying Jerma on his height for almost four years.
@Dog Crazy ??????
@Dog Crazy who pissed in your cornflakes this morning bud?
@Dog Crazy you got a smelly mouth lol
@@jamesbeddow7393 how do you know? 😳
"Four" is still more than his height.
His complete and utter inability to go beyond the TOTH picture without going back to rant about it is hilarious.
hes addicted to the copium
Every time he's referred to as "compact" I imagine being able to put him in my pocket for some reason
Pocket Streamer
Well yes, if you are refering to the goblin controlling him
He is like a neutron star
Jerma the type of guy who starts dancing when the fat kid falls into the chocolate river
And start rhyming
Honestly that first "stand up and prove it" bit never fails to make me laugh. Jerma is genuinely a genius.
25:40 Best fucking thing ever. You can even tell how betrayed he felt by the game after secretly confiding his insecurities.
that fucking fish read him like a book
Poor jerma
@@ganii1804well it was actually an interactive game... and he just muted the mic so the viewers couldn’t hear...
Its not a booster seat, its his massive buns boosting him up when he sits
Eroding a man's confidence over a period of several years, like a god damn river on dirt.
Tried to do Jerma on Akinator after seeing 2:50.
Got some regular questions, nothing too specific.
And then Akinator hits me with "Is your character an escaped convict?"
I'm obligated to answer "Probably" to that, and he immediately knows it's Jerma.
Guess next time I can with confidence answer "Yes" to that question.
Mine asked "does your character have a father figure" for jerma and I ... didn't know what to say
Bro mine asked “Does your character make funny noises?” lmao
@@rubert8138 Jerma is the father figure
joking or not, I absolutely love the fact that jerma went all in on explaining why he looks so short in an obviously edited image
that picture is posted by the official Tip of the hats Twitter, so i dont think its edited
@@catpurrito5586 yeah no definitely, my bad
@@zooparty1257 jerma is canonically short, we have real picture proof
@@catpurrito5586 in the pic he is crouching down
@@afabulousguy4754 That's what they wants you to think
I love how sometimes he's all for the meme and other times he beats the shit out of orphans out of anger
Jerma 9 5'8"
Jerma 9.85"
WTF this is genius.
Is the reason this got so little attention that it's a common joke or something?
9 is his age
4:21 I love how he says "Why am I that *tall"* instead of "short," implying he's actually _shorter_ than 1 foot.
I got to hang out with Jerma at twitchcon like 4 years ago and I'm 6'1", can confirm he's definitely 5'4"- I MEAN 5'8".
He's 5'8"
4'8"
He’s 2”7 on a good day.
best use of forced perspective I've seen since Lord of the Rings
Jerma is like Willy Wonka if Wonka was also an Oompa-Loompa.
Its more like if he was a normal sized oompa loompa but all the other oompa loompas made fun of him for being short anyways
@@NivellenMcJazzy 5'8 is NOT normal sized
@@mylastaccountgotbanned2393 it is for an oompa loompa
Willy Wonka is only 1 inch taller than Jerma
As a fellow 5'8" I'd just like to say that Jerma and I are AVERAGE SIZED KINGS
Below average*
Aw cute little baby thinks they’re normal
Gnome
@@slig4656 How naive of you to think I'm cute
@@upyoursdotcom aw hideous little baby thinks they're normal
I love the photo of Jerma where he's slightly kneeling because there was never any reason for him to do that. It's not like the people behind him couldn't see straight over the top.
As a fellow 5'8" man, I guarantee he's actually 5'7" and adding an extra inch
Love how he says “got in contact with my mother” like he hardly knows her 14:41
I was today years old when I learned that all of Jerma’s streams are shot through a microscope so he’s able to be seen by the human eye
hes sick of being called tiny! this little man is rising up!!
Not literally though 😔
"Height is a social phenomena and not a unit of measurement. I've met tall people who are shorter than me"
1:00 There's something so funny about the thought of jerma being like 3'5 with really long arms and super short legs.
Chat literally gaslit Jerma into thinking he’s short. The longer the video went on, the more short Jerma described himself. Now that is true power
Bro is really the only streamer with a parasocial relationship with their chat
the fact that there’s thirty one minutes of jerma trying to defend his height is so funny to me
There's like 10+ hours
The alienating white noise at 18:20 as he waddles over to his bedroom under the stairwell is very ominous
Actual psycho lives in the backrooms and live streaming on twitch is his only form of communication to the outside world
11:52 it sounds like he's got chat strapped to a chair in a grisly basement while angrily pointing and screaming at a convoluted powerpoint presentation with superimposed angles and a cartesian plane to prove he's not actually a small baby man
He’s an infant with a voice changer piloting a costume of a person
He goes from "we're both 5'8" to "we're both 5'7 and a half" lmao
Him and moistcritikal in a boxing match would be crazy
there can only be one short streamer
@@dumworm6310 i have no doubt in my mind jerma would slaughter charlie hes just too quick
@@dumworm6310 how tall is crit?
charlie tyler1 and jerma, a 3 way match
@@SledgeHammerGai hes 5’6”
i love how every time that fucking picture shows up where he's squatting down in that group pic he has to pause everything to explain himself
watching his mouse debate yes/no on the Akinator is fucking hysterical
24:37 the way Jerma turns too see who said "That is one short streamer." Is heart breaking 😭😭😭
14:27 "I have a slide show" and "I wasn't very prepared for this" were in the same sentence
reminds me of tyler1 trying to convince his fans that he's 6'1" even though he's 5'3"
He's 6'5"
6'6"*
I'm 5'4 and 21. Hearing people make fun of 5'8 being short is depressing.
Same dude
i'm 5', though i'm a teenage girl!!! i always think it's funny when people name anything under 6' short because all of those heights are tall to me
@@fiaczek at least people think short girls are cute
Love a short king
@@iandig People will go for any chick regardless of height.
Can't say the same for men. However, being invisible has its perks. Thankfully average height in my country is 5'7 and I'm like a hair below that
I've always thought it would be cool to meet Jerma in real life but, assuming he's actually 5'8'' as he claims, I'm literally a whole foot taller than him and I don't want to make him feel self-conscious.
@The Jerma985 *spits*
It's raining
do you play basketball
@@SomeDumbKid1 The Jerma985 always walks around with his face raised and his mouth open for precisely this occasion.
@@jeremytitus9519 yeah duh, he can't reach the faucet to get himself a glass of water so how else is he going to survive
@@oliie3416 You may be confusing _the_ Jerma985, Maxwell's original demon, his properties best measured in Planck units; with The Jerma985, archfiend of the stream-edit commentariat and unrepentant coffee-stout fanatic.
...Unless you mean to suggest that The Jerma985 is _also_ some kind of drought-ravaged borderline unobservable pico-mammal. Is this new Jerma lore? Lads: man the wikis.
I love how he makes a short joke and instantly gets visibly upset
Hey Dazza, you wouldn't happen to have a collection of times when Jerma mentions hiding a body or killing someone in the woods.
He seems to default to that when unexpectedly put into a forest.
I'm convinced one day jerma's chat will edit him into a kirby like creature with just a head and 4 little nubs
And Jerma would say, “I don’t look like that, do I? No, that’s not real, that isn’t real! Give me the real one!!”
I love both comments lmao.
Correction - two little nubs and two big nubs.
Five stages of mald.
1:02 Denial
5:41 Anger
13:42 Depression
20:56 Bargaining
26:42 Acceptance
If he's 5'8 that's surprising lol, he seems to always hang out with giants. Either way he got blessed in being the most hilarious person ever.
he's tiny, he's toony, he's just a "little" looney
I absolutely love the moment at 24:36 because he goes from having fun and goofing to turning straight to where he heard the voice and being completely serious.
he had no idea that when he got his picture taken at tip of the hats that his whole life would change from it
I just love how he gets out of the chair and gets shorter
“Oh boy that is one short streamer!” “who said that.”
jerma is so petite and fertile it’s incredible
Did you just call our streamer ‘fertile’
why are you the way you are
Can I kill you with my mind
please change and grow as a person
You people are roasting this guy, as though there's not multiple "Jerma but he looks pregnant" videos on youtube. Jerma is very fertile. Breedable even.
let it be known that if jerma hadn't appeared infront in that photo and made the joke that he was tiny none of this would have happened.
Being closer to camera makes you taller
I just realised how long this video is. Oh my god.
I barely know anything about Jerma but I believe he is a big man in his heart and that's ALL that counts...
He's the best
10:28 I love this. It wasn't even a comment about his height, but the words "Jerma" and "small" being in the same sentence angers him.
It was so cool when jerma hired Peter Dinklage to compare his height to, he seemed like a swell guy!
6:18 will never not make me laugh hysterically.
Jerma is like a pure of heart version of Dennis Reynolds
17:05 the short streamer clip is hella funny
Jerma, duke of manlets, prince of shorties, Baron of dwarves, to you we kneel
Underrated comment
I mean we don’t really need to kneel….
Finally, it's about time.
All the videos of this compact streamer are about his streamerness, never his compactness.
Have we entered the compact arc of Jerma video edits?
Compactitude
@@RickJaeger People always ask "how compact is Jerma?"
But they never ask "WHY compact is Jerma?"
I misread the Mauve in your name
We need a 3rd party with a tape measure to tell us how tall Jeremy is
A tape measure from Home Depot will suffice for the job.
*a ruler
15 cm school ruler
Have you all not seen the video of someone running up to him with a tape measure
that voice he does at 4:30 always cracks me up because he only does it when hes hurting
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING 5'2"YURI GAGORIN OG SPACEMAN WAS 5'2" PRINCE WAS 5'2" LIFT THAT CHIN AND PUT ON PLATFORMS KING YOU GOT THIS
i like how jerma's boston accent came out when he said 'dollars'. doawlahs
19:00 i forgot how cute he looked in the christmas sweater
I like the Dr. Shmoixen character and hope he shows up again like in the Halloween stream but I assume he lives on the east coast since he first appears on the polygraph stream so I'd image it would be a rare appearance.
He makes up in arm length what he lacks in size.
I legit cried laughing at "5'8 is the average in Ironforge"
Love how he hates the short joke yet keeps playing along with it
8:06 political streamer Jerm Shapiro debates his own audience
The bit with the normal sized pistol killed me
I’m convinced Jerma is 5’4”
This fellow has quite the short temper
Hearing the gaming tomato's voice at 4:50 brought back memories of watching him
The funny thing is that a likely large percentage of the people calling him short are actually shorter
Yeah, especially because 50% of all people watching Jerma aren't even fully grown yet.
guilty
Im so happy you do these compilations
13:29 "6 feet right there!" *Draws the line on the forehead of the short Asian girl*
11:11 dump truck to dump truck