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  • Joey Assembles The Ultimate N64
    Shop N64 Here: www.dkoldies.com/nintendo-64/
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  • @JohnnyMnemonic_
    @JohnnyMnemonic_ Před rokem +3899

    Joey: “that’ll be $8725 with a 15% Black Friday Deal and I’m throwing in this key chain.”

    • @Fernando17892
      @Fernando17892 Před rokem +178

      Rick pawn stars: best I can do is $20 and I'm taking a huge risk here

    • @Nintendoman-cb7kd
      @Nintendoman-cb7kd Před rokem +34

      ​@@Sir-Formal what ain't broken at DK oldies. My friend bought a DS lite and it didn't even turn on. Just had a light

    • @Nintendoman-cb7kd
      @Nintendoman-cb7kd Před rokem +14

      @@Sir-Formal you're right. Most of the time it's probably just a JPEG of the thing you bought

    • @isaiahwhyte6901
      @isaiahwhyte6901 Před rokem +2

      😂😂😂

    • @Memesfordays241
      @Memesfordays241 Před rokem +8

      It's 1M With tax💀💀💀💀💀

  • @trevdoesweirdthings
    @trevdoesweirdthings Před rokem +1337

    It went from nostalgia to an empty wallet real quick

    • @Styxz__
      @Styxz__ Před rokem +46

      With how expensive his site is it’s more like an empty bank account

    • @nmapogvr5669
      @nmapogvr5669 Před rokem +12

      @@Styxz__ the economy would drop so fast if someone bought that

    • @waverazor
      @waverazor Před rokem +6

      Especially since it's Nintendo. Nintendo collecting is a straight up nightmare

    • @joekev27
      @joekev27 Před rokem +3

      They have ruined collecting all together in my eyes.

    • @DrSlick
      @DrSlick Před rokem +2

      Everybody says DK oldies is expensive but never offer alternatives.

  • @leeberghela5048
    @leeberghela5048 Před rokem +567

    Can’t be the ultimate form without goldeneye

  • @nerdblues
    @nerdblues Před rokem +187

    All of us wanna be in that alternate universe where the N64 Disk Drive was officially released and was popular in the US

    • @hurhurhur123
      @hurhurhur123 Před rokem +3

      Same I watched this hoping to see one

    • @daynroberts4743
      @daynroberts4743 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Looks like that means mine is more ultimate then theirs.

    • @jeanmarietessier1232
      @jeanmarietessier1232 Před 11 měsíci

      Rafi. Jordan. Bobo je🎉,,, vais chercher maelys

    • @germanmilkman5815
      @germanmilkman5815 Před 4 měsíci +1

      I own one and I love it so much. F-zeroX expansion pack is so much fun

    • @LeoFlipnotes
      @LeoFlipnotes Před 3 měsíci

      I WANT TO LIVE THERE

  • @Larv6464
    @Larv6464 Před rokem +868

    Joey looks like a kid on Christmas assembling this ultimate n64

  • @lilmullins1711
    @lilmullins1711 Před rokem +719

    He stopped there because the user already ran out of money 💀💀💀

  • @Cobbins_
    @Cobbins_ Před rokem +33

    WWF No Mercy was a must have.

    • @deus4992
      @deus4992 Před 10 měsíci

      My favorite game the memories are insane the rocks theme song if you smelllllll

    • @lukaradzik8545
      @lukaradzik8545 Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@deus4992WWF No Mercy and Turtles In Time

  • @samrod904
    @samrod904 Před rokem +60

    he probably want $2000 for all that 😂

    • @AntGuy08
      @AntGuy08 Před 10 měsíci +5

      And that’s 90% off

    • @judesmith-vanwinkle8146
      @judesmith-vanwinkle8146 Před 9 měsíci

      That’s correct pricing though, value is money as far as games go.

    • @nattannaelful
      @nattannaelful Před 3 měsíci

      Is not for sell 😢😢😢

    • @warrenlondon2426
      @warrenlondon2426 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@judesmith-vanwinkle8146
      Don’t be silly NO IT’S NOT! 🥴 WTF?!

  • @SleezyPizza
    @SleezyPizza Před rokem +65

    Watch them charge like 2g's for all this lol

  • @IBZI7
    @IBZI7 Před rokem +26

    The GameCube controller to N64 socket adapter is the wildest thing I’ve seen in a long time

  • @leeartlee915
    @leeartlee915 Před rokem +132

    Man, this company is getting raked over the coals.

    • @PawAshtraysMatter
      @PawAshtraysMatter Před rokem +11

      P not K

    • @Grape_cookies
      @Grape_cookies Před 10 měsíci

      Yeah and mostly from a bunch of people who have never even shopped there and just think they’re hilarious for jumping on the trend of shitting on DK Oldies. Whiny asses

    • @adamwenger6171
      @adamwenger6171 Před 10 měsíci +2

      I ordered from them and was very satisfied 🤷‍♂️

    • @adamwenger6171
      @adamwenger6171 Před 9 měsíci

      @@AgentSmith2 that's a very clever comment. I've got your mom here in bed with me and she says she's soooo proud of her clever little guy.
      The prices I paid for the games were not any higher than anywhere else. I did comparisons, and decided to give them a shot.

  • @ZZ.929
    @ZZ.929 Před rokem +1674

    I’m so glad Joey seems in such a good mood

    • @Totallyrealmessi23
      @Totallyrealmessi23 Před rokem +83

      Prob because he’s living in a retro store working because that’s sound like a very fun and easy job.

    • @luigiymario2xd
      @luigiymario2xd Před rokem +31

      You don't want to see him when he's angry 😂

    • @010les
      @010les Před rokem +41

      good mood ?
      theres something deeply disturbing about his manson lamp eyes and over the top enthusiasm

    • @borock5981
      @borock5981 Před rokem

      Wow

    • @Totallyrealmessi23
      @Totallyrealmessi23 Před rokem +3

      @@010les - 🤓

  • @lucasblanchard47
    @lucasblanchard47 Před rokem +40

    Thanks that’ll be $2500 USD!

  • @fightrudyfight5799
    @fightrudyfight5799 Před rokem +50

    “…..you fool…THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!” 😅

  • @sethmiller6795
    @sethmiller6795 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Joey said for a small price of $3000 and since your order was picked to be filmed they might actually clean it 🤣

  • @BestFortniteBot
    @BestFortniteBot Před rokem +366

    ASSEMBLE THE ULTIMATE SEGA GENESIS

    • @segadoeswhatnintendont890
      @segadoeswhatnintendont890 Před rokem +10

      The only thing you could do with the genesis is attach the 32X and the Sega CD and then add sonic and knuckles and add a game on top which isn’t nearly as much as the GameCube or N64

    • @JohnnyD_123
      @JohnnyD_123 Před rokem +27

      @@segadoeswhatnintendont890 Don’t forget about the game genie, too!

    • @thebasketballhistorian3291
      @thebasketballhistorian3291 Před rokem +26

      ​@@segadoeswhatnintendont890 Also the Multitap, Power Base Converter, Mega CD Karaoke, and XBAND add-ons. 😅

    • @DonaldPrevie
      @DonaldPrevie Před rokem +4

      Oh that’s easy. You just plug in two controllers and leave it be.

    • @BestFortniteBot
      @BestFortniteBot Před rokem +3

      @@thebasketballhistorian3291 you have a point there’s lots for the genesis

  • @Seths_Stuff
    @Seths_Stuff Před rokem +130

    we need to see the wavebird in action for this

  • @fated2pretend
    @fated2pretend Před rokem +167

    No 64DD? *shocked pikachu

    • @peepsg
      @peepsg Před rokem +4

      Pikachu: PIKACHU!!!!! (Thunderbolt at Joey)
      Joey: NOOOOOO! Wait! AHHHHH!!! (Joey Paralyzed)
      Pikachu: Kathu! 😊

    • @ThatNerdNerdical
      @ThatNerdNerdical Před rokem +1

      SUPER EFFECTIVE!
      JOEY is now paralyzed
      *pokemon
      *BRITT
      *send out

    • @the_platapus3522
      @the_platapus3522 Před rokem +6

      The DD is expensive nowdays. Cheapest ones i find are like $1200

    • @peepsg
      @peepsg Před rokem +1

      @@ThatNerdNerdical Joey: Stop that I am not Pokemon I am DKOldies you know the employee

    • @the_platapus3522
      @the_platapus3522 Před rokem +2

      @Old Liquid yeah. I do want a DD for my Japanese Gold N64

  • @user-uk2yn4uh1z
    @user-uk2yn4uh1z Před rokem +4

    If you dont have goldeneye in an “ultimate” N64 bundle then you need to take yourself to the nearest corner and have a quiet word with yourself.

  • @rustyshackleford2558
    @rustyshackleford2558 Před rokem +7

    "How do you do, fellow kids?"

  • @spiritualdrip1869
    @spiritualdrip1869 Před rokem +41

    Now that’s what I call n64 pro gamer.

  • @Soulydamaggots
    @Soulydamaggots Před rokem +7

    64DD has left the chat

    • @notanetcher
      @notanetcher Před 6 měsíci

      that was for japan only, and maybe they don't own one

    • @notanetcher
      @notanetcher Před 6 měsíci

      unless you count the USA prototype that metaljesusrocks found

  • @TheBubbyBubs
    @TheBubbyBubs Před rokem +16

    "Ok, that wii be 999$, and since you got picked for this video, im throwing in this 50-cent keychain!"

  • @Matti2ooo8
    @Matti2ooo8 Před rokem +8

    This is a Tipsy Bartender video for retro gaming

  • @chronotodd3864
    @chronotodd3864 Před rokem +57

    Since your order got picked I’m throwing in my hat

  • @tommy2tuggz
    @tommy2tuggz Před rokem +2

    These are my favorite videos on the internet lately

  • @dannyboi830
    @dannyboi830 Před měsícem +1

    Joey: Now this is the ultimate N64!
    Goldeneye: *crying in the corner*

  • @offthewallsurfer1
    @offthewallsurfer1 Před rokem +23

    Fuck, life was sooo much simpler when you just had an N64, a few games and some friends. Being an adult sucks.

  • @MainChannelE_E
    @MainChannelE_E Před rokem +7

    the only time that Joey is actually calm

  • @smileymalaise
    @smileymalaise Před 4 měsíci +1

    I really wish game companies would bring back the translucent plastic. We didn't understand how good we had it in the 90s.

  • @Yukisshu_Team
    @Yukisshu_Team Před rokem +2

    **Conker's Bad Fur Day left the game**

  • @dhsssudijfdjdjnjswooe8rjfn72

    Imagine someone trying to break in while the army of Joey's are boxing a box

  • @grant8490
    @grant8490 Před měsícem

    The best business decision the owner of dkoldies ever made was hiring Joey as his marketing guy. Joey, you are a marketing genius.

  • @JazzKazoo0930
    @JazzKazoo0930 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Now assemble a store with reasonable prices

  • @timewarriorsaga
    @timewarriorsaga Před rokem +11

    There was a removal tool?

  • @rotcivnula8393
    @rotcivnula8393 Před rokem +18

    *Me seeing this video* "I'll take your entire stock!"

  • @afr0kat680
    @afr0kat680 Před 6 měsíci +1

    “and that’ll conveniently cost the exact amount of money that you have stored in your savings”

  • @skylergould8859
    @skylergould8859 Před rokem +2

    It's crazy seeing how every console was so much plastic back than

    • @PaulTanner-pc1nj
      @PaulTanner-pc1nj Před 5 měsíci

      Those cartridges were nigh on indestructible though.

  • @tommhank.
    @tommhank. Před rokem +7

    More Sam videos, Joe! That dudes vibes are immaculate

  • @holgerE88
    @holgerE88 Před rokem +3

    Missing Goldeneye and banjo Kazooie

  • @Hank_HiII
    @Hank_HiII Před 10 měsíci +1

    Me watching in horror as he rips open the dk64 box

  • @funkyk
    @funkyk Před rokem +6

    Kids, beware of this guy roaming the school grounds.

  • @josephraymond3180
    @josephraymond3180 Před rokem +2

    Now that'll be $2,000,000 and we promise to say we will refurbishe it but we will just throw a sticker on it and say "it's done". An extra game will be $6,000. Now that's a bargain!

  • @Ever_2008_ARG
    @Ever_2008_ARG Před rokem +4

    I love how he mentions everything like he's never been introduced to videogames before

  • @RaymemeAlt
    @RaymemeAlt Před rokem +3

    Every time I see Joey I feel happy
    I need his enthusiasm for his jobs

  • @RiverSomethingOrOther
    @RiverSomethingOrOther Před rokem +2

    I think Joey isn’t full evil, he’s broken

  • @Octo_Numa
    @Octo_Numa Před rokem +1

    “We slapped 4 controllers and 5 extra megabits on a N64. That’ll be $10,599,37.”

  • @Jon-iz9if
    @Jon-iz9if Před rokem +5

    Since your order got picked to be filmed..I’m throwing in myself for free (jumps in box)

  • @mcgomery7067
    @mcgomery7067 Před rokem +3

    When you feel useless just remember that you can put a wavebird on a dongle

  • @lordenpen9508
    @lordenpen9508 Před rokem +1

    I love how the first step of building the ultimate n64 is using literally anything else to control it

  • @davidbonnar2012
    @davidbonnar2012 Před 4 měsíci

    the way he said "gAmEs!" just cracked me up for some reason

  • @GmerAlexanderYT
    @GmerAlexanderYT Před rokem +3

    FIRST

  • @mariohernandez-cu5vb
    @mariohernandez-cu5vb Před rokem +2

    That shit escalated quickly

  • @SmashCrafter321
    @SmashCrafter321 Před 7 měsíci

    Joey looks like the "Am I hip with you kids yet?" Guy, unironically.

  • @AloneForYears
    @AloneForYears Před 3 měsíci +1

    His sacrasim is so funny😂😂🖤

  • @mrjiggywiggy_1582
    @mrjiggywiggy_1582 Před rokem

    Joey is an awesome person! He reminds me of me when I look through my old games. Keep up the good work Joey! Always a pleasure seeing you have fun through all the negativity!

    • @DKOldies
      @DKOldies  Před rokem

      I appreciate that so much! Thank you!

  • @XxTooMuchStupidxX
    @XxTooMuchStupidxX Před rokem +2

    We just watched Joey discover a dongle for the first time y’all.

  • @ishotudropdead
    @ishotudropdead Před rokem +2

    Missing resident evil 2, 007 golden eye, star fox 64, and perfect dark

  • @lifeovskeeter6918
    @lifeovskeeter6918 Před rokem +1

    Joeys gonna destroy my credit score for this one

  • @Xgp_15A2
    @Xgp_15A2 Před rokem +1

    My heart sank when he opened that complete copy of dk64

  • @darkman699
    @darkman699 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I need a N64 back in my life!

  • @DKmonky
    @DKmonky Před 10 měsíci +1

    I was waiting for Donkey KONG

  • @GooberGamerYTREAL
    @GooberGamerYTREAL Před 2 měsíci

    "Ok, this cost your bloodline, kidneys, and your liver"

  • @stainxfalcon
    @stainxfalcon Před rokem

    Gotta love the DK Oldie Scamily

  • @zacharymaher2855
    @zacharymaher2855 Před rokem

    My favourite N64 game is PKMN Stadium 2. I miss playing that game so much.

  • @jaikai4989
    @jaikai4989 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I remember playing mario 64 when it came out and turock those were the days goldeneye 64 multi player good times

    • @PaulTanner-pc1nj
      @PaulTanner-pc1nj Před 5 měsíci +1

      Golden Eye multiplayer with proximity mines and twin AR 33s, Starfox, Turok 2 seeds of Evil.....id buy this again just for Golden Eye, what a game. Turok weapons were something else. the cerebral bore. miss these games.

  • @jed4276
    @jed4276 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Joey just farted in the video XD

  • @Samuel-kb2hw
    @Samuel-kb2hw Před 4 měsíci +1

    Who else thinks that purple shiny rumble pack is just the best

  • @jacksonogle9963
    @jacksonogle9963 Před rokem

    I love that purple rumble back such a good color

  • @Cosmic_Moon_
    @Cosmic_Moon_ Před 10 měsíci

    I love watching this channel. I’m just waiting for the day I can order an item from the website and get a chance to have my order featured! Seeing everybody else get their orders featured makes me feel like I can pull off the same.

  • @PinpointR
    @PinpointR Před rokem

    Me and my little sister, up all night playing solstice, me saying move you piece of shat, mom saying shut up, it's time to go to bed...LMAO, the best of times.. Love it

  • @Toydominic
    @Toydominic Před rokem +1

    It’s all fun and games until you’re charged $100,000 for it.

  • @20D0D0
    @20D0D0 Před rokem

    The hat turn was so cute

  • @somerandomguy4933
    @somerandomguy4933 Před rokem

    Joey turning the cap is so cold

  • @renegade6036
    @renegade6036 Před rokem

    that's the best thing about Nintendo. old and new consoles are compatible with each other.

  • @michaelribeiro4818
    @michaelribeiro4818 Před rokem +1

    That was awesome Joey😮

  • @sleazykilla360
    @sleazykilla360 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I remember the rumble pack having resemblance to inserting a "clip" into my "gun" (the controller) 😂

  • @dev1040
    @dev1040 Před rokem +1

    You could just throw me the 64, a memory card, oot, and Mario 64 and you wouldn’t see me for weeks

  • @mattflorey3211
    @mattflorey3211 Před rokem +1

    I see the original jumper for sale in pawn shops all the time, not the graphics expander with the red top. Somebody keeps convincing the pawn shops that the jumper is the expander!

  • @someone0
    @someone0 Před 11 měsíci

    "The dongle goes in here"
    -Joey from DKOldies, 2022

  • @danielvalenzuela7963
    @danielvalenzuela7963 Před rokem +1

    The funny thing is Joey using even a gamer.

  • @devianthamburgler1169
    @devianthamburgler1169 Před 10 měsíci

    I still own my gray N64 with the purple controller with Mario kart 64, childhood right there

  • @SergiosFitness_
    @SergiosFitness_ Před rokem +1

    You ruin my childhood with those prices

  • @nomadicmirror3660
    @nomadicmirror3660 Před rokem

    Joey this is the 6th time you've brought the ultimate n64 to show and tell

  • @loganreed6675
    @loganreed6675 Před rokem +1

    You forgot the stackable GameShark cartridge

  • @leperface
    @leperface Před 4 měsíci +1

    D, K, DONKEY KONG IS HERE

  • @Retr0ver4
    @Retr0ver4 Před 11 měsíci

    Why does he always seem so intrigued by every item 😂

  • @Tetrumo
    @Tetrumo Před 11 měsíci

    These are more fun to watch than spending my money

  • @M15115
    @M15115 Před rokem

    For half a second I thought the n64 was his lower half..

  • @yoursubconscious
    @yoursubconscious Před 4 měsíci +1

    R.I.P Goldeneye 007

  • @Aintshitfunny
    @Aintshitfunny Před rokem +1

    Whoa someone bought that much stuff from DK oldies? They must be millionaires.

  • @design1of470
    @design1of470 Před 4 měsíci +2

    The Ultimate 64 with no Goldeneye, huh.

    • @polycube868
      @polycube868 Před 3 měsíci

      And no Banjo Kazooie :( or Diddy Kong Racing, I like Donkey Kong 64 but swap it with Banjo.

  • @Traveltrain24
    @Traveltrain24 Před 9 měsíci

    Every dkoldies video I see that Neville’s an n64 there is Mario 64 everywhere

  • @Somone_random
    @Somone_random Před rokem +1

    The first mod fixed everything

  • @vintagegamecrazy
    @vintagegamecrazy Před rokem +1

    I think the only thing Joey succeeded in assembling was the most hideous clash of colors used in a game console ever.

    • @bonniscootor
      @bonniscootor Před rokem

      None of his "ultimate" consoles make any sense at all...he just throws random "compatible" things at it until he runs out of ideas or reel-time.

  • @nicoleiguess3659
    @nicoleiguess3659 Před rokem

    I didn't realize how wierd the rumble pack+controller combination looked 😂

  • @TerrifiedTrainspotter
    @TerrifiedTrainspotter Před 9 měsíci

    When I was about 3 or 4, my grand parents kept some of my dad’s old game controllers and let me have them as toys, and that see through n64 controller was one of them.

  • @josephryan362
    @josephryan362 Před rokem

    I love your building the ultimate console series

  • @peyoway
    @peyoway Před rokem +1

    That’ll be Elon musk’s net worth

  • @goldenboy82
    @goldenboy82 Před rokem

    I remember winning a gold N64 Controller from Nintendo Power years ago. It even had Nintendo Power branding on it and yes I still have it.