Sam Riegel's Crash Pandas One-Shot

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  • čas přidán 22. 09. 2018
  • Thanks to generous Critter donations to the Pablove Foundation, game master Sam Riegel takes his friends on the ride of their lives in Grant Howitt's Crash Pandas! Join (most of) the Critical Role gang with special guest Blair Herter in this hilarious one-shot that originally aired live on Friday, September 22nd on the Critical Role Twitch channel at: / criticalrole
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  • @flandomaltrizian4603
    @flandomaltrizian4603 Před 5 lety +3385

    HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing
    3:50 Caveats
    5:00 Episode Starts
    7:35 Reggie Burns
    8:20 Rhinestone (AKA Traci)
    9:45 Ringo
    10:35 Izzie
    11:50 Gooba
    14:55 And now the car names
    21:05 The back hood
    32:30 Race starts
    37:50 Fact checked- raccoons really are mostly colorblind
    42:05 Front window kill
    48:00 A stunt in the next Fast and Furious movie
    50:00 The social media presence is real
    52:30 Voltron
    53:20 Sprocket Raccoon, the banana-eating Frenchman
    55:05 The rules are clear
    56:30 Blair Herter
    57:20 Meta voice
    1:04:10 Sam guesses car parts
    1:04:45 Clear communication is important for GMing
    1:05:40 Raccoon paternity
    1:09:35 Rat intimidation
    1:10:40 Don’t read into it
    1:13:15 Giving the fingers
    1:19:10 The catching game begins
    1:25:35 Sam guesses more parts
    1:28:55 Secret skunk
    1:33:20 Fact checked- apparently, Travis is right
    1:34:40 Big Paulie
    1:37:30 More racer intros
    1:41:40 Sam knows what a gas cap is
    1:45:05 Second race begins
    1:45:55 Poor Planning
    1:47:55 Izzie fixes it
    1:50:20 Throwing insults
    1:53:50 The dad save
    1:55:00 The LAX orphan walls
    1:58:40 Ringo is bad with rockets
    2:01:00 Rocket jump
    2:03:10 More car parts
    2:04:25 Sabotage and assassins
    2:13:10 Confronting Roadkill
    2:18:10 The banana peel maneuver
    2:20:00 Character assassination
    2:25:45 Jamba Juice always finds out
    2:26:50 Skunk pouch
    2:28:40 I was really waiting on that impression
    2:30:50 Criss cross
    2:34:25 Rabies
    2:36:25 Benign tentacles
    2:37:30 Chicken with a plane
    2:38:55 Two engines?
    2:39:50 Oh right, we fixed it
    2:42:10 The blowing begins
    2:46:00 Everyone gets what they want
    2:50:05 Adorable child
    Between Twitch and CZcams, live viewership of this episode peaked around 12,000 people.
    Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. See you tomorrow

  • @MythicSierra
    @MythicSierra Před 5 lety +2069

    I love that Sam doesn't know the basics about cars, but knows off the top of his head roughly how much of the raccoon population is rabid.

  • @puettwillcox2250
    @puettwillcox2250 Před 5 lety +2481

    "The car does not explode... FOR A MOMENT...AND IT DEFINITELY EXPLODES"

    • @everithh
      @everithh Před 4 lety +47

      42:53 for those who need it

    • @danielnesland8014
      @danielnesland8014 Před 4 lety +64

      Also kudos for the green flame effect on the exterminator's car somewhere around 44:30

  • @benycollins4458
    @benycollins4458 Před 4 lety +1291

    Sam Riegel looks like he woke up, POUNDED a cup of coffee, and was like "Let's play raccoon D&D! I'll play the auctioneer!"

    • @happythoughts700
      @happythoughts700 Před 2 lety +4

      Lmao

    • @brandendierker5873
      @brandendierker5873 Před rokem +5

      He looks like he missed shave day because he was planning for 6 days straight

    • @Mikeztarp
      @Mikeztarp Před 2 měsíci +5

      He didn't even drink coffee; he injected 1500 mg of caffeine intravenously.

  • @calebmcintosh1991
    @calebmcintosh1991 Před 4 lety +1677

    Ah, they're playing Crash Pandas! What a refreshing little break from the heaviness of the M9!
    "I'm Ringo, my cousin was brutally murdered, sending me on a self-destructive revenge rampage"
    Oh right, Liam's here, he brought the angst

  • @ebony1442
    @ebony1442 Před 5 lety +1659

    "Greetings, fellow humans. I am a race car driver, much like yourselves. I am definitely not five raccoons in a coat."

    • @spacetearable
      @spacetearable Před 5 lety +11

      chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/17/giphy-7.gif

  • @JustinWPruett
    @JustinWPruett Před 5 lety +3212

    This is a perfect example that having fun is the most important thing. Sam didn’t know half the rules, they added and subtracted some of them as they went. But it was a blast because everyone was totally on board and having a good time.

    • @TheTrueRandomness
      @TheTrueRandomness Před 4 lety +203

      The best thing about it is that it's a one page game. All the rules are on a single page xD

    • @nathan8268
      @nathan8268 Před 4 lety +314

      Sams complete lack of knowledge when it comes to cars makes this a million times better.

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly Před 4 lety +173

      @@nathan8268 it helps that he leans into it too. He doesn't shy away from describing things, he just makes shit up and, as someone who also knows NOTHING about cars, it's the BEST.

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces Před 4 lety +72

      This is what A really good rpg group can do. Unlike what you might believe according to most commenters it's not about knowing everything and doing everything "right."

    • @rdmissey2084
      @rdmissey2084 Před 2 lety +6

      @@elbruces love this

  • @canniloni
    @canniloni Před 4 lety +2519

    “I take my grappling hook..”
    “what the hell?? you have a grappling hook?!? I have a banana!!”
    i’m not even 30 mins in and i’m already dying

    • @jerryharris876
      @jerryharris876 Před 2 lety +8

      She does use the banana though.

    • @HedaLexa
      @HedaLexa Před 2 lety +1

      Seeing your profile pic I need a Lexa Crash Pandas AU now 😄 🦝

    • @canniloni
      @canniloni Před 2 lety

      @@HedaLexa lol lexa would be perfect for this

  • @wickedpissa25
    @wickedpissa25 Před 4 lety +989

    Watching this at 150% speed is the closest thing to cocaine I've experienced since the 1980s.

  • @lalalight1551
    @lalalight1551 Před 5 lety +2969

    7 grown ass famous adults blowing a toy car across a finish line was the greatest thing I didn't know I needed to see

    • @user-py3kp9yl8l
      @user-py3kp9yl8l Před 3 lety +56

      I had to watch it again and my roommate just looked so confused while I was laughing on the ground.

    • @leodarknesshelm
      @leodarknesshelm Před 3 lety +12

      I'm late getting into this but that shit was wild

    • @Highwaym4n
      @Highwaym4n Před 3 lety +2

      ....SPOILERS....!?!!?

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena Před 3 lety +60

      @@Highwaym4n the comment section is for people to talk about the video. Don't blame others because you lack either the self control or the common sense to stay out of the comments until you've finish the video.

    • @DetectiveLance
      @DetectiveLance Před 3 lety +7

      @@Highwaym4n spoiled without context

  • @jay-jaysantiago2190
    @jay-jaysantiago2190 Před 5 lety +3579

    Sam Riegel is chaotic good in its purest form

  • @danielgies3541
    @danielgies3541 Před 4 lety +1743

    "It's take-your-orphan-to-work day." was far funnier than anyone fully acknowledged.

  • @tuesdaynext7370
    @tuesdaynext7370 Před 3 lety +434

    "very empathetic tentacles"
    Now hang on, I thought Taliesin wasn't in this one.

    • @evanafter
      @evanafter Před 3 lety +10

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @Mongward
    @Mongward Před 5 lety +3032

    I love how much ad-libbing goes into Sam's DMing. "I have no idea what I'm doing, this story makes no sense, let's get ridiculous, guys!". He's like a big child enthusiastically making stuff up for his best friends. This is fantastic.

    • @edwinfrerichs8674
      @edwinfrerichs8674 Před 5 lety +22

      Where is the lie?!

    • @TheLearningDroid
      @TheLearningDroid Před 5 lety +109

      pretty much every DM adlibs like HELL. I remember sessions I ran where players went off plan 5 minutes in and then next 6 hours was me ad libbing. :D it comes with the job

    • @Mongward
      @Mongward Před 5 lety +168

      I know, but compared to Matt or Liam Sam just makes shit up as he goes, with just a passing glance at a "plan" or "rules". Sam's entire style seems to be "sure, why not". Which is great, make no mistake. Much as I love Matts of Liam's style, Sam is just so animated and enthusiastic about it all.

    • @babyplaneswalker341
      @babyplaneswalker341 Před 5 lety +87

      It's because he is a big child enthusiastically making stuff up for his best friends. And that's why we love him.

    • @alecchristiaen4856
      @alecchristiaen4856 Před 5 lety +64

      i love how they all have their styles
      Matt has his detailed epic fantasy
      Taliesin is good with horror
      Liam takes interesting concepts to play with (like an IRL campaign, or the screw job (especially the secret agendas)
      and i am yet to see the other various one-shots, so i'll save a comment for those ones i've seen honey heist and bunions & flagons.

  • @user-kt9mu2fo7f
    @user-kt9mu2fo7f Před 5 lety +4556

    Watching Matt play as a character in any form of roleplay and having to hold himself back from describing everything around him is so entertaining

    • @Gldenbunny
      @Gldenbunny Před 4 lety +94

      ありいArlee omg yes I said the same thing in the dimension 20 series he was in. Honestly he was amazing as he always is. You should definitely check it out if you haven’t just be warned you will become addicted to all content involving Brennan Lee mulligan if you’re not already.

    • @jamesmaceaveli6679
      @jamesmaceaveli6679 Před 4 lety +63

      I need more stuff with Matt as a PC, where can I find moar, pleeeease.

    • @SiNFPVGUAM
      @SiNFPVGUAM Před 3 lety +38

      🤣😂🤣 He's Killin me🤣😂🤣 "you got a pickle?"

    • @ClaireDuhLune
      @ClaireDuhLune Před 3 lety +29

      I have to do this since one of my players decided to DM for me and some extra spots for other IRL friends not in my campaign and sometimes I have to stop myself to respect how he handles his game.

    • @urktheturtle2988
      @urktheturtle2988 Před 3 lety +6

      Dimension 20, Escape the Bloodkeep

  • @tiffany02020
    @tiffany02020 Před 3 lety +734

    11:38 “I’m not saying trash can’t get hammered, I’m just saying you can’t make little cubs that way” is such a fucking underrated line hahahaha

  • @bigdream_dreambig
    @bigdream_dreambig Před 4 lety +671

    "Look, I'm in a-- I'm in a bit of a pickle. Uh, I'm in a--"
    "You found a pickle?"
    "You have a pickle?!"
    🦝😝🦝

  • @branchtree448
    @branchtree448 Před 5 lety +3043

    *rolls dice*
    "0 succeses"
    "That is exactly what you needed"

    • @Sintarzus
      @Sintarzus Před 4 lety +31

      Well, it's like 10 on d20, not bad nor good

    • @XpVersusVista
      @XpVersusVista Před 4 lety +53

      @@Sintarzus not really, 0 successes is like a 1

    • @sinsinchi6239
      @sinsinchi6239 Před 4 lety +15

      @@XpVersusVista getting more than half your max die pool in failures is a 1. A 1 on a d6 is a failure and anything above is just no success.

    • @benshepherd2419
      @benshepherd2419 Před 4 lety +28

      @@sinsinchi6239 you are more clear on the rules than Sam 😂

    • @sinsinchi6239
      @sinsinchi6239 Před 4 lety +4

      @@benshepherd2419 lol so yeah depending on your skill say if you have a 5, you can only fail on a 1 but if you have a 3 you can get a no success on a 3 or lower and pass on a 4 or higher

  • @pieman1227
    @pieman1227 Před 5 lety +806

    Wow. That carbon monoxide hallucination bit was one of the greatest moments of improv explanation for player insanity that I’ve ever witnessed...

  • @MrMrabcdefghijkl1234
    @MrMrabcdefghijkl1234 Před 4 lety +449

    “Nope. You were very clear about that. I’m sorry.”
    The delivery was perfect 😂

  • @lilypad.7485
    @lilypad.7485 Před 4 lety +674

    liam : are you the top or the bottom
    matt, knowing exactly what he's saying and how the internet will take this : for you, I'll be the bottom

  • @TheBubblypumpkin
    @TheBubblypumpkin Před 5 lety +1821

    "look for the red button!" "RED BUTTON"... Sam:, "Raccoons are color blind" "CRAP" LMAO

  • @Ristro44
    @Ristro44 Před 5 lety +3192

    Sam: I don't know anything about cars.
    Me: that's ok. Very few people do
    Sam: describes Travis' character getting into the engine of a car.
    Me: oh.... he really doesn't... That's quite impressive...

    • @sarahs.6667
      @sarahs.6667 Před 5 lety +17

      You seem interesting.

    • @StoneCorazon
      @StoneCorazon Před 5 lety +109

      The back hood lmaooooo

    • @StoneCorazon
      @StoneCorazon Před 5 lety +35

      A ball peen he says

    • @ConvoyBebop
      @ConvoyBebop Před 4 lety +53

      "Afterburner?"
      *evrryone shaking their heads*

    • @MrDrumStikz
      @MrDrumStikz Před 4 lety +124

      At some point I was thinking, "Has Sam ever SEEN a car?"

  • @nbv6975
    @nbv6975 Před 3 lety +187

    I think we need to appreciate that in this game Vin Diesel was a core part of not 1, but 2 people’s backstories

  • @taylordwyer7253
    @taylordwyer7253 Před 4 lety +379

    They really missed the opportunity to use “Vin Weasel”????

    • @benbauer3426
      @benbauer3426 Před 2 lety +4

      That's my next crash panda character.

  • @sirdubberz8297
    @sirdubberz8297 Před 5 lety +1108

    "we should trade this game for campaign 2" Matt: *"Well that makes it easier on me"*

  • @tylernelms4695
    @tylernelms4695 Před 5 lety +836

    I seriously spent the first hour of this game waiting for Sam to reveal that this was one of his elaborate D&D Beyond gag advertisements.

    • @animaetmateria3578
      @animaetmateria3578 Před 5 lety +91

      HAHAHA
      Plot twist, you are Sam, and this is your way of advertising it. This video was created solely for this comment

    • @jpumbaa1
      @jpumbaa1 Před 4 lety +17

      Another plot twist! Its Black Willow hacking back in from the Ultracodex!

  • @elpunk4463
    @elpunk4463 Před 4 lety +305

    matt: maxine was beautiful, she had a lifestyle we had to maintain
    liam: notice the name starts with M
    marisha: HEY
    I FCKING LOST IT SKDNDJKSKKSK

  • @ruthannemarie2668
    @ruthannemarie2668 Před 9 měsíci +33

    I’m dying because as soon as Sam starts his beginning monologue it’s like Matt is IMMEDIATELY possessed by a raccoon

  • @grahamfenn9060
    @grahamfenn9060 Před 5 lety +1967

    “I’m looking for something to kill a man”
    Ringo the accountant is out for blood

  • @rykadawnreaver2075
    @rykadawnreaver2075 Před 5 lety +1990

    Whoever drew their raccoon portraits is automatically amazing for somehow making Ringo look exactly like Liam! Dying laughing before game even starts :D

    • @DTux5249
      @DTux5249 Před 5 lety +7

      I know XD

    • @corvus1253
      @corvus1253 Před 5 lety +13

      I actually laughed out loud at that!

    • @evaahh9584
      @evaahh9584 Před 4 lety +28

      Jack Hart it’s his fursona

    • @RamonCerrat
      @RamonCerrat Před 4 lety +12

      the art is crazy good ! i love all of them, very talented artist

    • @DurandalsFate
      @DurandalsFate Před 4 lety +19

      The artist was Hugo Cardenas: twitter.com/criticalrole/status/1043320234805841921

  • @TankCollinsProtectionSquad
    @TankCollinsProtectionSquad Před 4 lety +348

    I love that at the very beginning Sam says flat out 'THERE AIN'T NO RULES!' because this is the most chaotic no rules just right thing I've ever seen.

  • @digginsaurousrickrickdiggi928

    Please God someone timestamp the part where matt mercer says "I look at this demented raccoon and think back to all the people who've screwed me over and done me wrong, and then I say okay sure" please. It's too perfect.

  • @DJhayesify
    @DJhayesify Před 5 lety +1679

    Marisha: "Rhinestone, it's like jewels but trashier" got me bad

  • @BingoWizard
    @BingoWizard Před 5 lety +2305

    I've never wanted something animated more than this oneshot.

    • @erintomlin8147
      @erintomlin8147 Před 5 lety +47

      Kenneth8112 I would say true but I so want that dnd beyond cartoon lol

    • @Taurusus
      @Taurusus Před 5 lety +41

      I was just thinking about how amazing the Fan Art potential is for this episode. Can't wait!

    • @yordletheater9989
      @yordletheater9989 Před 5 lety +19

      Hold my beer...

    • @Hawkerra
      @Hawkerra Před 5 lety +54

      I started thinking halfway through that this would make an incredible animated movie.

    • @DTux5249
      @DTux5249 Před 5 lety +8

      @@Hawkerra I think that's kinda the point of this entire system

  • @apharys8921
    @apharys8921 Před 3 lety +309

    "He'a got a grappling hook and duct tape, he's a tinkerer!"
    "Why do I have a banana?!"
    Omg this is amazingly ridiculous.

  • @clockworklullaby8295
    @clockworklullaby8295 Před 4 lety +386

    "it's 2018 now, there are alot of interspecies relationships, you should get woke"
    dear god Marisha, split my sides

    • @Wertzuio
      @Wertzuio Před 11 měsíci +3

      i mean we arent far off from corps and media promoting bestiality as well...

  • @animefan3794
    @animefan3794 Před 5 lety +440

    Guy on motorcycle: “I’m oka-“ *gets hit by rocket and dies*

  • @vampiric13
    @vampiric13 Před 5 lety +641

    "Back hood" is Sam's "Reverse Math" moment.

    • @spacetearable
      @spacetearable Před 2 lety +26

      When your butler brings you your car in the morning, what does HE call it??

    • @mattrobinson5479
      @mattrobinson5479 Před 2 lety +12

      @@spacetearable the boot?

  • @magsq193
    @magsq193 Před 4 lety +143

    Gooba, Izzie, Rhinestone, and Reggie all come out of Pixar then along comes Ringo from HBO.

  • @sebbat9575
    @sebbat9575 Před 5 lety +476

    Matt and Travis losing it when ther wives are talking= GOLD

  • @darenmitchell5960
    @darenmitchell5960 Před 5 lety +1347

    “I know nothing about cars, racing, engines or tires!”
    Says the GM about to run a car racing RPG. Oh man this is going to be good!

    • @darenmitchell5960
      @darenmitchell5960 Před 5 lety +97

      “You pry open the backhood!”

    • @ussyv3578
      @ussyv3578 Před 5 lety +79

      "It goes right through the front window"

    • @TheDanielcs
      @TheDanielcs Před 5 lety +18

      Tyres* ;D

    • @BlueEyesWhitePrivilege
      @BlueEyesWhitePrivilege Před 5 lety +8

      @@TheDanielcs we're Americans. It's tires

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut Před 5 lety +15

      I think Daniel was referring to the intro, where Sam was reading the description and noted that he didn't understand the instructions because it was referring to 'tyres'.

  • @IHateHandleNames
    @IHateHandleNames Před 5 lety +518

    Sam's lack of car knowledge is hysterical. He described a rear-engined work van with a nitrous system and a modified exhaust.

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek Před 5 lety +12

      Even funnier is the fact that this thing would have to be refrigerated… not a great place have an engine.

    • @LuciferTheBloody
      @LuciferTheBloody Před 5 lety +16

      it had 2 engines m8

    • @Vrym42
      @Vrym42 Před 5 lety +31

      What’s even better is that I, like San, have no idea why this is funny - and I love it.

    • @isaacmiller3386
      @isaacmiller3386 Před 3 lety

      Its clearly a Toyota Previa lmfao

  • @gwynething
    @gwynething Před 3 lety +252

    Everyone leaning in together and blowing air all over eachother is so deeply pre-covid

    • @JordanAK907
      @JordanAK907 Před 2 lety +11

      Yeah them all blowing the car over the finish line at 2:42:00 would never happen today, but it was so hilarious lmao

  • @ofanichan
    @ofanichan Před rokem +67

    I love that Marisha played an Instagram user and Laura played a Tumblr user

  • @frostyenderman13
    @frostyenderman13 Před 5 lety +1223

    "Criss cross! Kill Vin Diesel!"
    "The guy who told you kill Vin Diesel is dead!!"
    *pause
    "ALRIGHT!! WE'RE FINE!!!"

  • @omatt2469
    @omatt2469 Před 5 lety +558

    I love how Vin Diesel (who voices Groot) ends up teaming up with a raccoon (who keeps using Rockets)

  • @OniNoFro
    @OniNoFro Před 4 lety +445

    This one-shot absolutely reaffirmed my affection for Marisha and Sam.
    Sam's a comedic genius for running such an insane fun and entertaining story where giggle fits took priority
    Marisha for giving into the humour and laughing like a maniac. I'm so used to her playing Beau that this was amazingly refreshing.

  • @archaros
    @archaros Před 4 lety +189

    7:19 When you see Matt making this face, you know that he is more in character playing a racoon than you ever did playing your own D&D characters.

  • @Cinema_Treats
    @Cinema_Treats Před 5 lety +392

    matt's face was so red for the entire game from laughing so hard. im pretty sure they all cried from laughter at least once.

    • @RDR911
      @RDR911 Před 2 lety +4

      They’re all drinking lmao. Their faces are red because they’re drunk. Just listen to Marisha lmao, she’s giggling and shouting like a frat girl

  • @Eirud
    @Eirud Před 4 lety +437

    45:00 the tiny touch of the green fire for that camera angle on the exploded exterminator is absolutely gold. Such a small detail but it had me absolutely rolling. So good!

  • @hedonisticmilk
    @hedonisticmilk Před rokem +45

    not enough people are acknowledging how accurate liam's raccoon growl was

  • @aStudyInTeal
    @aStudyInTeal Před 5 lety +382

    I love absolutely everything about this one-shot but Sam's non-existent knowledge of cars had me in stitches pretty much the entire time. Quite sure “FRONT WINDOW?! I don’t even know the word ‘windhield’!” is the best sentence I have ever heard and I will cherish that memory forever :")

  • @Accolonian
    @Accolonian Před 5 lety +256

    "It's 2018, there is a lot of inter species relationships. You should.." [Travis laughs and drowns out Marisha]
    "I'm not saying that trash can't be hammered, i'm saying you can't make cubs that way".
    How does he just come up with that!?

    • @Altom85
      @Altom85 Před 5 lety +50

      Marisha said "you should get woke"

    • @WaveShock007
      @WaveShock007 Před 5 lety +5

      Because....he is Travis Willingham.

  • @SaintDorado
    @SaintDorado Před 2 lety +32

    CZcams decided to make this video the first Critical Role content I've ever seen. I'm in.

  • @najadetwo22
    @najadetwo22 Před 3 lety +99

    Blair when he has to seduce the old lady: "It's still Sam, you know what I mean? How do you guys do this?"
    Liam: "It's really not a problem for me."

  • @lilorlybear1146
    @lilorlybear1146 Před 5 lety +474

    This was absolute chaos from beginning to end, nothing made sense, Sam was like a kid tweaking out on a sugar high..... and I loved every single second of it lmfao.

  • @iPhoneeditor
    @iPhoneeditor Před 5 lety +314

    Liam goes straight homicidal in one shots xD

    • @taviebrown2271
      @taviebrown2271 Před 3 lety +26

      Well, critical roll is too PG to let him do that. Also, Matt would hold him responsible.
      Lets all be honest, though. Caleb would kill given the chance.

    • @jash51772
      @jash51772 Před 3 lety +19

      He has nothing on chutney

    • @FosterF.
      @FosterF. Před 3 lety +15

      @@taviebrown2271 “PG” need i remind you of the gelded dick-handed Traveler cleric?

    • @1SunnyDaze0
      @1SunnyDaze0 Před 3 lety +15

      @@taviebrown2271 Friendly reminder of Vox Machina's campaign against the elderly lol.

    • @hawkmore
      @hawkmore Před 2 lety +6

      @@taviebrown2271 This aged well
      Caleb DID go straight homicidal when he got the chance

  • @munchkin5679
    @munchkin5679 Před 2 lety +71

    As a brand new Critter I'm working through the oneshots and Good GOD this was fucking chaos... My stomach hurts from laughing so much and I have fallen even further in love with these dorks.

  • @itzzbowserjr
    @itzzbowserjr Před 4 lety +136

    44:58 Whoever put that green fire over the wrecked car during the live stream deserves a raise

    • @corgiw7281
      @corgiw7281 Před 2 lety +2

      I was hoping it got noticed by more than just one or two!

    • @jurlew4111
      @jurlew4111 Před rokem

      That's what we said! XD

  • @eddiegalvan6284
    @eddiegalvan6284 Před 5 lety +1644

    Show idea, Sam talking about things he doesn't know about. A Brief Explanation with Emmy Award Winner Sam Riegel.

    • @zacharymathis2815
      @zacharymathis2815 Před 5 lety +74

      Everything is content!

    • @MythicSierra
      @MythicSierra Před 5 lety +62

      10/10 would watch

    • @rarazalproductions519
      @rarazalproductions519 Před 5 lety +64

      Make this a thing. Nothing too big, maybe about the lenght of a Handbooker Helper episode, but I'm sure it would be glorious. A Brief Explanation is also a great title.

    • @seraphlord
      @seraphlord Před 5 lety +9

      Yes please and thank you

    • @MassiveFoot29
      @MassiveFoot29 Před 5 lety +8

      Yes all of this

  • @EmmaW5
    @EmmaW5 Před 5 lety +538

    1:13:50
    Matt: "Two in the granny one in the panty!"
    *Cast groans in disgust*
    Sam: "MERCER! This is for CHARITY!!"

    • @michaelbonyak3517
      @michaelbonyak3517 Před 3 lety +117

      Yeah. I expected that from sam or liam. Maybe Laura. But from mercer? He needs to let loose more often cause that was hilarious

    • @TheSpencermacdougall
      @TheSpencermacdougall Před 3 lety +4

      Oh so that's what he said! Lmao.

    • @dranesummy6007
      @dranesummy6007 Před 3 lety +11

      "The car does not explode... FOR A MOMENT...AND IT DEFINITELY EXPLODES"

    • @trikkinikki6843
      @trikkinikki6843 Před 3 lety +11

      I was eating when he said that. I was not eating afterwards.

    • @TXfreakmagnet
      @TXfreakmagnet Před 2 lety +7

      This made me do a legit spit take with my adult beverage of choice. Mercer-as-player is my favorite.

  • @philliptivis3082
    @philliptivis3082 Před 2 lety +20

    "2 in the Granny, 1 in the Fanny." Damn you, Mercer, that about killed me.

  • @croberts576
    @croberts576 Před 4 lety +23

    Im so painfully aware that Sam is the only one not drunk and I kind of love it because he may as well be.

  • @thehumangerm
    @thehumangerm Před 5 lety +813

    2:40:33
    Liam: "Are you the top or the Bottom?
    Matt: "For you I will be the bottom!"

    • @makom2405
      @makom2405 Před 4 lety +186

      As Liam said, way back in the first campaign "And that is the sound of one thousand artist's pencils beginning to draw."

    • @SatyreIkon
      @SatyreIkon Před 4 lety +6

      @@makom2405 Have a 69 likes for that (nice!)

    • @SatyreIkon
      @SatyreIkon Před 4 lety +1

      @@makom2405 Have a 69 likes for that (nice!)

    • @leticiagraca1099
      @leticiagraca1099 Před 4 lety +19

      And then Sam smile disappear for 5 seconds XD

  • @Maharetr
    @Maharetr Před 5 lety +468

    Okay, for all that Sam's playing the "I don't know what i"m doing" card, 1:29:43 is a freaking masterful "...welp, THAT went weird, let's dial it back some" level of GMing. A+ work, Sam

    • @ckannan90
      @ckannan90 Před 4 lety +83

      Yes!! That was such quick thinking, pulling it back on track while still incorporating a game breaking player decision into the narrative

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 Před 4 lety +57

      And we got a bonus "Sam doesn't know shit about cars" gag when he said carbon dioxide XD This whole one-shot is just chaotic chaotic and it is gold all the way to the end

    • @kaizen5023
      @kaizen5023 Před 4 lety +19

      Ohhhh now I see what he did there! Thanks for pointing that out... yeah that was getting uncomfortable for a minute

  • @jacksonrigdon652
    @jacksonrigdon652 Před 4 lety +35

    It's a shame Matt can't play more often. His acting in this episode is incredible

  • @trezalkapeliskova2121
    @trezalkapeliskova2121 Před 2 lety +41

    This one-shot has exactly the same energy as me and my sister sitting on a floor playing with action figures when we were kids and I couldn't be happier with it.

  • @shawn6745
    @shawn6745 Před 5 lety +779

    "Two in the Granny, one in the panty"
    Sweet innocent mercer, what happened to you?

    • @MaDmOnStErQr
      @MaDmOnStErQr Před 5 lety +135

      Who’s mercer? I only see 5 raccoons on there racing for dear life.

    • @BluethunderNo1
      @BluethunderNo1 Před 5 lety +64

      I thought it was 2 in the granny one in the fanny? :D

    • @ambskater97
      @ambskater97 Před 4 lety +12

      @@BluethunderNo1 That's even worse xD

    • @manaphy0993
      @manaphy0993 Před 4 lety +42

      Well it is probably liam forcing Matt to write smut for him

    • @matthewthomson6466
      @matthewthomson6466 Před 4 lety +8

      *we* did

  • @ussyv3578
    @ussyv3578 Před 5 lety +428

    I love how Sam being a GM it's like playing Make Belief when you were 9.
    Well, I guess that's tabletop RPGs, right?

    • @Laekri
      @Laekri Před 5 lety +10

      UssyV except tabletop RPGs have rules. When your friend pretend shoots you, you cant say "nuh uh! I blocked it with my invincible armor!"

    • @ussyv3578
      @ussyv3578 Před 5 lety +6

      @@Laekri Make Belief with rules then

    • @dahobdahob
      @dahobdahob Před 5 lety +3

      When it's done right, yeah :)

    • @sabinrawr
      @sabinrawr Před 5 lety +17

      I'm pretty sure that blowing the truck over the finish line was not part of the plan. You can see Sam facepalming when he realized exactly what his off-the-cuff weird thought produced... and it was epic!

    • @annafantasia
      @annafantasia Před 4 lety

      Yes!! All the car movements and random obstacles and stuff were SO much like little kids playing cars. Made me so happy

  • @hotshot590
    @hotshot590 Před 2 lety +45

    Marisha plays the Valley Girl part SO FREAKIN WELL that I honestly just didn’t recognize her at all.

  • @grandturtle2786
    @grandturtle2786 Před 3 lety +61

    You're in LA.
    Everyone: New York accent 😅🤣

    • @NamelessWilkins
      @NamelessWilkins Před 3 lety +15

      Nothing more LA than people that aren’t from there.

  • @J.Devitt
    @J.Devitt Před 5 lety +1393

    I love how amazingly quickly and heavily Matt gets into his character. When Sam started and the rest were still relaxed, Matt already got his face and mannerisms into his character there and then, and mostly doesn't seem to break character thereafter that much (even between time when he doesn't necissarily need to semi-constantly hold his character). Holy shit Matt is good at what he does!!

    • @ScoptOriginal
      @ScoptOriginal Před 4 lety +65

      I find it much more impressive when they switch between characters and their normal voices without a break and like it's nothing, which Matt does all the time too.

    • @ambskater97
      @ambskater97 Před 3 lety +25

      @@ScoptOriginal Liam on the other hand owns whatever voice he has for his character the whole time. I remember how shocked I was to find he wasn't really English in Campaign 1.

    • @shannononeill482
      @shannononeill482 Před 3 lety +8

      @@ambskater97 Right?? I was like wait...He's a New Jersey boy and not actually from Jersey?

    • @shannononeill482
      @shannononeill482 Před 3 lety +7

      Matt's concentration face is the most adorable thing ever.

    • @lightspeed4173
      @lightspeed4173 Před 2 lety

      Imagine how fun his and Marisha's house much be

  • @AksentNethariaFilm
    @AksentNethariaFilm Před 5 lety +402

    1:00:26 "Got a lot of friends that don't actually exist, so I've learned to... love everyone" is possibly the best one-liner I've ever heard.

    • @frusteratedpenguin
      @frusteratedpenguin Před 5 lety +4

      abso-fucking-lutely. wifey and I laughed and awwed at this simultaneously.

  • @jasmineregnier3075
    @jasmineregnier3075 Před 2 lety +23

    This is the greatest thing I've ever watched! The fact that Sam hardly knew what was going on, the complete lack of car knowledge, and the randomness of being raccoons and the random items they all had at the beginning made for a hilariously chaotic one-shot.

  • @sadiemcc9363
    @sadiemcc9363 Před 3 lety +130

    Sam is the best GM--he just says yes to everything that will make the game more awesome

    • @annemichelle8660
      @annemichelle8660 Před 2 lety +3

      Love that you wrote GM instead of DM, because we all know who gets the best DM title!

    • @jeroen92
      @jeroen92 Před rokem +2

      @@annemichelle8660 Ashley

  • @dhammer5842
    @dhammer5842 Před 5 lety +581

    Vin Diesel must be the special guest for the next Crash Pandas.

    • @Touven85
      @Touven85 Před 5 lety +9

      This needs to happen!

    • @JohnA...
      @JohnA... Před 5 lety +28

      He has been on before, that isn't outside the spectrum of possibility.

    • @dhammer5842
      @dhammer5842 Před 5 lety +8

      When has Vin Diesel been on Critical Role? Are you thinking of Joe Manganiello?

    • @JohnA...
      @JohnA... Před 5 lety +40

      they did a one shot with him called "D & Diesel" for that witch hunter movie he did a couple years ago, turns out he is actually a D&D fan

    • @dhammer5842
      @dhammer5842 Před 5 lety +3

      Oh, one of the CelebriD&D things. I had not seen that one. Thanks man, and now this proclamation should definitely happen :)

  • @katekursive1370
    @katekursive1370 Před 5 lety +539

    It's always so sweet to see how serious/excited Mercer gets about getting to be a player! :D

    • @elijahford8915
      @elijahford8915 Před 5 lety +82

      I've also noticed how proud he is to see his friends who when they started had never played dnd, to now Dming a social platform.

    • @t.r.l.9818
      @t.r.l.9818 Před 5 lety +35

      Always give your DMs a chance to be a player every once in a while. I love how our DM runs the game but because he's so good, it's always such a joy to have him as a player.

  • @GamingSinz
    @GamingSinz Před 4 lety +115

    “LOOK DOE THE RED BUTTON!!!!”
    “RACCOONS ARE COLOR BLIND!!!!!”
    I can’t lmao.

  • @Made2Monk
    @Made2Monk Před 4 lety +596

    Liam’s quiet “It’s really not a problem for me” when Blair/Baldpaw is talking about how uncomfortable it is to rp getting intimate with Sam at 😂😂😂
    Edit: 1:14:50

    • @zgblanche1815
      @zgblanche1815 Před 4 lety +34

      UNDERRATED MOMENT

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena Před 4 lety +15

      I had to go back and watch it again, it's such a cute moment 😍😊😊

    • @canniloni
      @canniloni Před 4 lety +71

      the cr guys are generally so comfortable with that which is one thing i really love about them. there are never any “ohh no what about masculinity!!” situations with them

    • @1SunnyDaze0
      @1SunnyDaze0 Před 3 lety +34

      To be fair, Sam is Liam's husband

    • @sturdyblastoff9300
      @sturdyblastoff9300 Před 2 lety +3

      @@canniloni That guy is Sam’s brother, it’s pretty weird nothing to do with “toxic masculinity”

  • @forceoflazy
    @forceoflazy Před 5 lety +65

    "c) Oh shit I didn't write the correct answer" is the only correct answer from now on

  • @natalieflores7468
    @natalieflores7468 Před 5 lety +411

    26:23 ‘YOU HAVE A GRAPPLING HOOK?!?.... I HAVE A BANANA...’ 😂🤣

    • @Bah56
      @Bah56 Před 5 lety +19

      Little did she know how that banana would save the day in the end.

  • @wasitum
    @wasitum Před 4 lety +93

    I think we all need to send good thoughts (and money) to Grant Howitt, because thanks to his one page games, we got this magnificent moment of mayhem (and also the 3 Honey Heist one-shots)

  • @jebnordost7487
    @jebnordost7487 Před rokem +17

    I cant believe that Liams Racoon is instantly recognizable as Liam

  • @cardboard-boxgames9308
    @cardboard-boxgames9308 Před 5 lety +333

    I love how Matt’s character has a twitching eye. Such nice attention to detail.

    • @FriendlyNeighborhoodDM
      @FriendlyNeighborhoodDM Před 5 lety +28

      And how he holds his arm as if in a cast? Mercer, king of the little details!

  • @bdj_tvk
    @bdj_tvk Před 4 lety +135

    1:11:13 Holy shit, Matt put some real strength into that line. It just shows how much fun games like these can just have some amazing moments.

  • @ScorchHellfire
    @ScorchHellfire Před 4 lety +36

    I hope that Matt watches the ping pong ball section again just to see how much Travis was messing with him. :P

  • @blairbird8022
    @blairbird8022 Před 5 lety +219

    Sam: Any questions before we start guys?
    Laura: Where do babies come from?

    • @ellerealyay1293
      @ellerealyay1293 Před 5 lety +10

      Blair Bird says the woman has had a kid

    • @blairbird8022
      @blairbird8022 Před 5 lety +11

      @@ellerealyay1293 Pretty sure that was the joke.

  • @rebecca6565
    @rebecca6565 Před 5 lety +435

    1:19:10 why do I get the feeling this was just an excuse to throw things at Matthew Mercer?

  • @Basketball92485678
    @Basketball92485678 Před 3 lety +47

    omg the emotional rollercoasters sam takes us on during this
    "the car does not explode,,,.......... for a moment..... THEN IT DEFINITELY EXPLODES" 42:53
    and
    "he could definitely be blind if he used eyes to see..........WHICH HE DOES SO HES TOTALLY BLIND!!" 2:27:37
    im dying lmaooo

  • @slate.and.camera04
    @slate.and.camera04 Před 5 lety +54

    Now we need Crash Pandas: Refueled.

  • @kevins9205
    @kevins9205 Před 5 lety +634

    27:54 Matt literally said “I can certainly try”

    • @ziforyu
      @ziforyu Před 5 lety +16

      i lost it when i heard that

    • @thehumangerm
      @thehumangerm Před 5 lety +63

      Still beaten by Matt saying, "For you I will be the bottom!" and everyone managed to refrain from comment.

    • @moanilsson3448
      @moanilsson3448 Před 5 lety +29

      When you realise you DM too much

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut Před 5 lety +14

      You can take the Mercer out of the DM...

    • @gabrielnovakk
      @gabrielnovakk Před 4 lety +9

      They're getting self aware

  • @FatalLordAce
    @FatalLordAce Před 5 lety +72

    Are they just going ignore that liam said “I’m not saying that TRASH CAN’T BE HAMMERED” 🤣

  • @ramudon2428
    @ramudon2428 Před rokem +10

    This is my favourite Marisha yet. Amazing clever uses, the smear campaign idea was hilarious.

  • @illusorydog4534
    @illusorydog4534 Před 4 lety +146

    No one:
    Critical role: let’s play with toy car and call it an rpg

  • @TimdeVisser86
    @TimdeVisser86 Před 5 lety +793

    In this game I learned that Vin Diesel is a furry and Matthew Mercer is a bottom.

    • @lunatrans424
      @lunatrans424 Před 4 lety +150

      He specifics that he is a bottom for Liam so probably a switch if anything

    • @cherry-bk2yr
      @cherry-bk2yr Před 3 lety +91

      this collection of words is something i never could’ve predicted reading but it’s brought me such joy

    • @jessegd6306
      @jessegd6306 Před 3 lety +88

      Vin Diesel is a furry? More like Vin Wiesel.

    • @FatalHog
      @FatalHog Před 3 lety +49

      @@lunatrans424 I mean.... to be fair, i dont think marisha would let him be a top... just sayin

    • @henryfender5408
      @henryfender5408 Před 3 lety +6

      In this game I learned that Vin Diesel is a furry and Matthew Mercer is a bottom.

  • @Accolonian
    @Accolonian Před 5 lety +755

    Traci is back. And she is a... raccon?

    • @Taneth
      @Taneth Před 5 lety +44

      That would be the work of a Reincarnate spell

    • @rarazalproductions519
      @rarazalproductions519 Před 5 lety +31

      Half raccoon, half skunk apparently.

    • @seraphlord
      @seraphlord Před 5 lety +5

      Yeah i feel like a huge opportunity was missed by not calling her that XD

    • @nairocamilo
      @nairocamilo Před 5 lety +6

      Trash digger, question mark?

  • @averagegirl7113
    @averagegirl7113 Před 3 lety +30

    "And our last racer...this guy on a motorcycle!!" Why is that so funny to me????

  • @williamdavis7906
    @williamdavis7906 Před 4 lety +32

    This would make an amazing disney-esc. animated movie. It's got sweet, relatable characters, who just so happen to be talking animals, clenching plot twists, is full of sam's child like fun, and crescendos beautifully into a gripping climax and a satisfying ending.

    • @thgiEytnewT
      @thgiEytnewT Před 10 měsíci +1

      You'd need to keep at least some of the violence and language, though, so I'm thinking ... B-side to LoVM.

  • @heinrichbestbier5458
    @heinrichbestbier5458 Před 5 lety +1256

    We need more of Matt as a player!

    • @michaelmewhorter9942
      @michaelmewhorter9942 Před 5 lety +89

      I think Sam has great potential for DM as well.

    • @greganderson6691
      @greganderson6691 Před 5 lety +4

      Agreed!

    • @6p-ss9
      @6p-ss9 Před 5 lety +1

      Yess

    • @jerryc2475
      @jerryc2475 Před 5 lety +14

      @JR Thomas the pirate campaign could happen soon >.>

    • @greyborg3846
      @greyborg3846 Před 5 lety +34

      It's always one shot characters though. I'd love to see what he'd make for a long form d&d campaign.