ABHISHEK UPMANYU |Friends, Crime, & The Cosmos | Stand-Up Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu
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- čas přidán 6. 05. 2019
- Jokes about Friends, Crime Patrol and The Cosmos. Hope you enjoy it!
Credits:
Shot at: The Habitat Music & Cafe, Khar, Mumbai
Shot By: Myoho Films
Edited by: Abhishek Upmanyu & Karan Asnani
Sound Recording: The Habitat
Sound Mixing: Sohail Gandhi
Written by: Abhishek Upmanyu
Special Thanks: Balraj Ghai, Vipul D Shah - Komedie
"Toh rehne do phir"😂😂😂 my slogan in every lecture 😂😂
His tone though... Hillarious...😂😂
Baat to sahi hai waise 😂😂😂😂😂
But I love cosmos.
Hn subah utho aur jaise hi attend karne ka time aaye toh socho yaar aaj mood nhi h
My mind:toh rehne do fir
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"Yahi baatein to baaad me yaad aayengi"
I searched this title, I got...❤️👍
Are mht cet wale sir😂
@@ARNAV_CHAURASIA hi
@@aryanmayurkumarsuthar895 hello bhai
Myntra ka logo kyu churaya
This will never ever get old 💜
"ye moment bann gaya"
Bnn
😂
13:27
14:00
Two legendary lines by him 😂😂
To rahen do phir.....koi dhng ki chiz dhoondh lo😅
22 Kills in Solo March Gareena Free Fire
-Rebellion Gamer
Available on CZcams
.maine 34 kill kar rakhi hai wo bhi elite heroic 4100+ lobby mein😂😂😂.par show off nhi karta isliye video nhi dala yt mein@@sudeepgupta2839
Yeh Chize hi toh bad mejn yaad aati hai
Ise hi to moments kahte hai😆
@@aditiojha1080 sirf moments nhi legendary moments 😂😂
13:27 an epic meme
69 likes nice 😏
I saw him "He has got rich" !
From last video till now !!
He deserves to b rich.
Well said
@@surbhiagrawal9536 yes❤️
yahin to yad aayega bad me
His personality is unique and the kind of chill and childish type of commentary is absolutely killing me🤣
8:26 so trueee 🤣😂💀 that's what happens daily at my home too lolol
I don’t know how many times I have watched this and it still doesn’t feel repetitive and is hilarious everytime
Yahi yaad ayenge baadme😂😂
ARMY
@@aesthetics6506 AMI!😳 Who's ur bias?
Sahi mein yahi zindgi hai,hass lo,pr is video pe 17k dislike wale crime petrol dekhne wale hi lg rhe hain..😂😂😂
Same here🤣
14:00 that legendry dialogue made many memer's career
Me kya karu fir job chhod doon?🤣🤣
Legend 🙏
7:59 itna Kon khush hai aapne Ghar pe 😂🤣waaa Bhai waaaa
The way he saya 'mai kya karu firr job chhod du?' is really awesome yrr...love you bhai ❤️
Last time you uploaded .. I was in CA Final and now I m still in CA Final.. 😃😃
Hahahha 🤣
Are bhai bhai bhai...
@@Tomlatham69 Mai Abhi CA Inter me hu 😅
CAFC here 😆
Hahah punchline milgaye
"Itna kaun khush hain apne ghar pe??" I felt that shit man😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Me too man!
Me too
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Comedy ke saath gehri imagination mai le jaata hai yeh bandaa , just fabulous 👌👌👌
A single stand-up comedy gave us A LOT OF MEMES 😂
Even CZcams doesn't recognised him I haven't recieved notification....😁
Me 2😁😂
me too🤣🤣🤣
Iska transformation is like - from bolero to Fortuner.....😂😂🤣
Watch my 😃😂comedy on #Cockroach
nahane lag gaya
ahahahahahaha
😂😂
@Cawnpore Vlogger pr tm chutiya ho
His art of delivering jokes is mind blowing
Literally you nailed it bro
Man gaye crime petrol was just fabulous... 😂😂😅
7:58 "itna kaun khush hai apne Ghar pe"
We all feel it right now
@@OP-kz2te thanks bro
@@OP-kz2te you're goat
@@OP-kz2te Kya Fayda
@@themkeyline2359 heh sed lyfe
So many likes!!!
Yikes!!!
"Itna kaun khush hai apne ghr mein"
I literally felt that
haa yaar😓😓
😂😂😂 sach mein
Copied comment
Dude I was gonna comment exactly these words. 🤣🤦🏻♂️
1000th like 👍🏻
2:00 legend in making
Yahi baat baad mai yad aayengi...😂😂😂😂
"It was mutually decided that I don't deserve her" 🤣🤣🤣
Happened to me too. Except that it happened everytime in my case.
This was indeed the best😂😂
😭
😭
Please please watch this 🙏
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His method apart from jokes which is just the surface
1. A lot of hand and body gestures
2. A lot of facial expressions
3. Pauses after speaking so the audience to visualize the scene
4. Topics based on day-to-day life, which everyone can relate to
5. Charming, middle-class personality
Hands down he's the best stand-up comedian currently. Hope he stays this way.
great analysis, so the next time whenever i watch him. "yeh hi comment toh baad me yaad ayega" :D
@@Anchors_aashiSagar1 zakir khan be like to kiya kro ma job chor du
@@infernotv3847 Zakir khan is highly overrated
@@yoto5147 its all about taste i like both
@@yoto5147 yeah truee
Doesnt mattef how many comedians come to market but
Abishek,Bassi and Zakir will always remain the OG
I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video 🤣
I can hear only 2 person loud and clear in this video
1. Abhishek Upmanyu
2. That girl's laugh ( hiccups) in the audience 😂
#metoo
Hahaha 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
That was fucking irritating 😤
Up to the mark with laughter 😂😂
Oh god!!!!! Finally someone acknowledges the "Phone records nikalo" moment in crime patrol
I hope you get past your dark time too
Parth kumar bruh are you having your dark time?
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V LOOK UP FORMULA.
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This stand-up comedy video was really funny, with perfectly timed jokes and hilarious charisma. One of the highlights was a parody of a scene from Crime Patrol that managed to keep the serious tone of the original show while adding a funny twist. It was impressive to see the comedian turn everyday situations into side-splitting punchlines. Overall, this video was a comedic masterpiece and I'll definitely be sharing it with my friends!
Abhishek Bhai new videos bhi upload kr diya kro. Wait rhta h apki videos ka.
I'm so obsessed with his punches i literally use them in conversations all the time😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 me too
Toh mai kya karu job chor du
Likh lo kahi yeh UpSC mei na ajaye ... 🤔
Yehi baatein yaadein banti h
@@sumeetbhatt7159 it's a comment section bc, it is made for commenting opinions and none of them have anything to do with your pathetic existence. Job chorne ke liye job honi bhi jarurat hai.
13:26 the way he says "toh rehndo fir" is really amazing...😂🤣😂
Observer universe
😂😂😂
That line 'baap se phle kon uth ta h' 😂 ye to sch h 😝
very underappreciated bit between 12:45 and 12:55 (Abhishek gives there a very rare laugh himself). so smooth plug. such connections between larger stories make your stand up an all out riot
Last time when he uploaded, 1000 notes were valid! 😂
Abey ...kabhi to Sach Wala bol de like last time he uploaded Deepika was not married ..aisa😁🤣
Me goes to study.
My brain : you've a lot of syllabus left, so you need to study for the whole day.
My heart : Toh rehn do phir.
🥺same
Same
Same 😁
😂
so relatable
I re watch these videos every time I'm feeling down. Never stops being funny no matter how many times I watch it.
The best part ( To rehndo phir 🤣😁😂
That line "itna kaun khush hai apne ghar main "😂😂
Kahi hamari family depression me toh nahi hai? 😂😂
haa
Ssßsswyppr
Personal attack 😂😂😂
So relatable...🤣🤣🤣
Petition to change "once in a blue moon" to "when Abhishek uploads"
Haha shi h😂😂
@Maz Peters perfect reply !
Nobody prefer once in blue moon as well....
@Maz Peters Well said bro
I absolutely agree with u
CZcams is becoming a shithole
@Maz Peters You seem like a wise person ^^ Frequency isn't always mandatory to reach audience tho! If one has content with potential, he's ought to outreach desired audience; The supreme example is our beloved, Sakth Launda, Z...)
He is the best Indian comedian (period).
May be watching for the 6th/7th time...still getting the same laughter....you are an absolute gem❤ You bro
""Itna kaun khusi hai Apne ghar pe""
My life explained 😂😂
😭
Lol
Same here😂
Exactly 😂
😂
Aap chup raho...tum chup raho😀
Most relatable 🔥
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
😂😂💯
🤭😂🤣😆😁😄
What relatable?
Aap chup raho to hamne kabhi bola hi nahi😅
This episode never gets old.
Sarcasm with actual Knowledge. You are genius 👏
A single stand-up gave us A LOT of memes😂
💯
Avika ya irvika🙁🙁
To mai kya karu phir, job chhod dun ? 🤣🤣
That's right
Ladkiyon pr kabhi koe meme bano
The way he says "rehndo fir" is too funny to listen 😂😂😂...... But just love him yarr..... Awesome ❤️
Me insta pe dekh k aaya😂
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@@kakasingh9268 EEWWTET 3wwtw
@MOHIT NANWANI w
Anyone 2024?
Yes bro 😂😂 right now
Wooooohhhhhh!!🖐️😎
😂😂😂
Yeah😂
Yes
Who is here after his new video tongue issue 😜
😂😂
Yeah i'm
😅
Damn you look so different 😍 miss your previous hairstyle though ❤
He is a different guy
I also liked the previous look
Papon wala look
Mei abhi tk nhi soya
Exactly what I was thinking...he's looking so different
The power of a clean beard, haircut and a shirt. Wow 🤣
His earlier look was much better.
Aka the power of money
@@anubhabhat Haan abhi aisa lag Raha hai Jaise chunav ke liye ladne vala hai
Hi Jack you’re not wrong 🤣
And lenses too
This was uploaded exactly after Liverpool beat 4-0 to Barca, in the afternoon I rewatched the game and then watched this masterpiece, what a day it was for me
Extraordinary what a skill and talent you have. May God bless you more
Epic line...'ab tumlog apni body lekar bahr ghumoge toh criminal toh kaat hi dega na' 🤣
Mera favorite part 🤣🤣
Wo bechara to apna kaam Kar Raha hai 😂😂
Right
Body ni booudddyyyyy 😂
To rehene do phir😉🤣🤣
This lady laughing in between sounds like bellatrix lestrange.... 😂😂😂
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Edit: Thanks for the likes 😉😉
😂😂😂
Only for potter heads
😂😂😂😂
@@asmit6377 😂😂😂
Soo true😂😂
He tends to smile at his lovely jokes at times. That he must not do. Generally though he maintains a serious face. That makes his humour powerful , very powerful, top bracket.
Superb
The cosmos story was super amazing and well explained btw 👍
Is i am the only one who didn't recognize him in thumbnail.... he has changed alot..great to see u back
APNE BAAP SE PHLE KAUN SO K UTHTA HAI....so true man...
So true...Mujhe v pehchan main nahi aya
Your hairstyle and look in the previous videos added so much to your humour honestly
I agree but also I'm glad his quality of material didn't change along with the look.
me bhi ye hi comment karne wala tha XD
I was also going to comment same ....so true
Same bro!!!
Maddy Max
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06:54 i have laso watched that show
Abhishek is hilarious in his performances.I don't know how many times I have watched this 😂.and still the impact is brilliant I have to control my laughter so that others around me are not disturbed by the loudness of laughter 😂
Abhishek upmanyu : Khair.....
No one :
Random girl in background : hahahhahahahah
Hahaha sahi bola woh ldki toh jab bhi has rahi hai Jab ABHISHEK chup hai 😂😂😂
@Yugandhar Khair Khair Jane do wala Khair😂
seriously man so irritating
That dialogue omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*STAND-UP COMEDY*
Comedian: Hello...
Audience: hahahahahahhh...
seriously man, this audience is nuts
@@SaurabhSingh-tj6ze this is because he is Abhishek upamanyu idiots
This comment ruined it for me :P
Seriously!
Its because of the person saying " Hello " ..
Best stand up comedian, my favourite and I'm fan of him
Watching after a long time still its gold😂
The last time when he uploaded, Kapildev was lifting the '83 world cup.
hahahaha :D
The next time he uploads India will lift the 2019 world cup.
@@yashovatbinani8833 Truee😂😂
Next there will be a movie released on 83's worldcup 😂
Ha ha ha, so true
Funniest line " ab tum body bahar lekar niklogey ,to criminal to kaat hi dega na"...🤣🤣
😂😂
Show ka name para he
@Sadia Afrin 😂😂😂😂😂
*imposter* found
Hiii
I attended this live event in Mumbai on 7th May 2019
10:43 😆😆😆
Teacher: why you are not answering my question.
Me: yahii bateein to baad me yadien banti hai ,sir😎😎😎
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
14:00 here comes a legendary dialogue
No one will like this comment
333 hain, rahane do
@@kavitasaxena9395 I'll
@@kavitasaxena9395 ye kya chutiyapa hai
Actually me job chor di usne or comedian ban gaya
thanks bro i was looking for ki koi tou laga deta and u did 👏🏻 for u
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT !!! Flawless Delivery !!
Bro even after 4yrs still my fav❤️
I love the girl who laughes more than anyone😂😂😂she laughed at his comedy and i laughed at her laughs😂
True, she is 50% responsible for our laughs
Tharki🤣🤣
Nahi degi.
Aap hi the kya??
Right😂😂
'To rehen do phir' 😂😂 . My favorite line.....
Yahi baaten to baad me yad aati ha . My fav dialogue 😂
almost same dp
@@y2j1112 it’s goku na ??
@@yuvraj5821 it’s vegeta! another lead character besides Goku
@@y2j1112 oh ok my brother watch this cartoon .. but I hate it 😅 (no offence)
This never gets old 😆❤️
Superb I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂 U r fab Abhishek ❤
1st i saw the main photo of video i thought this is not abhishek so i didn't open it
after 2 days i open it and i was laughing 🤣🤣🤣
Bhai ek din pehle toh video aayi hai.
Same😂😂😂
@@vedantswarnkar nahi hoo gye 2din aaj
Parson ka hai
Same 😂😂😂
Yahi sab baaten to Yaad aayengi
𝙈𝙚 𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙨
ᴄᴏʀᴏɴᴀ: "ʏᴇʜɪ ʙᴀᴀᴛᴇɪɴ ᴛᴏʜ ʙᴀᴀᴅ ᴍᴇ ʏᴀᴀᴅ ᴀᴀʏᴇɴɢɪ"
😂😂
Most hilarious youtube comment
@@yashwardhanverma7454 unoriginal thou
Ab ghar se bahar jao..police pyar yaad ayenge..
🕴🏾🕴🏾🕴🏾
⚰️
🕴🏾🕴🏾🕴🏾
True that 😂😂😂😂
Mind blowing
I watched Abhishek sir for the first time how he explain the bad impact of these types of crime shows can't explain, very true and actually this is the real comedy where we got the information with critical analysis ......😂😂
Surprisingly Abhishek looks extra ordinarily handsome.😂❤❤
Bushra Ahmed yehi to yaad ayenge baad me 😂😂
@@vivekdutta2606 going to comment that
Bushra Ahmed he looks like Ayushmann Khurrana 😋
Bas yaho bath yad ayegi tereko bhad mai🤣
Bushra Ahmed agreed.
Someone to that laughing girl: Why you laughed so hard that time?
She: yehi batein to baad mein yaad ayengi
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
O bhaiii
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Came to record the meme
Y jok muje bad m bahut yad aye ga 😉
I love how hw changes his tones between
my most fav standup 😂❤ whenever i feel low this is my safest place! you're soo great thanks for making us laugh
The only thing that didn't change was his voice😂😂😂😂
Sahi.. Main usi se phchana.. Mjhe lga is channel pr koi or aa gya
Smarak Palai ladki ka chakkar babu bhai...... Ladki ka chakkar
And it does not suit him now
Humor
last time he uploaded a video virat was playing under 17
Now he is smashing...
😂😂😂
Bsdk ye batane ke liye tum comment section Tak aa Gaye😂😂
😂😂😂
@@anshulgautam8116
।। Tv
4th,5th time visiter
"to rehne do phir " ❤❤
The whole comment section is about Abhishek's changed look. ❤️
Last time you uploaded I had passed 12th now I have completed first year🤣😂
Same
Same bhedu
I was in 11th now I passed 12th
@@bishwanathhansda1371 same I am getting in college in 1-2 months
@@bishwanathhansda1371 same bro
Where can I see view his specials . Is it uploaded in any OTT ?
I have seen this 20 times and will see it again :)
**Me watching horror movie**
Abhishek- "Yahi bateein toh Raat main yaad aayegi"
😂😂😂
Lol🤣🤣
To kya karoo job chod du
Lol
Lol
Savdhan rahe satark rahe😂😂😇
5:05 Ab tum apni body leke bahaar ghumoge to criminal to kaat hi dega na😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
@@jyotirai4175😂😂😂
Nostalgia... 😂 4 yr baad..
I love the way he act thats what I like the most in his every single vedios he performed so well. 👏👏