Team Animals - Stand-Up Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu
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- čas přidán 1. 04. 2021
- Jokes about my first pet. Try to watch till the end.
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Credits:
Video Team: Abhishek Bhutwani, Gaurav Anand, Chimay Samnani
Post Production : Karan Asnani(Myoho Films)
Color Grading: Karan Asnani
Edited by: Abhishek Upmanyu & Karan Asnani
Cat Videos Shot by: Vishakha Upmanyu & Me
Sound Recording and Mixing: Sreejith Menon
Music composed by: Achint Thakkar
Singer: Achint Thakkar
Song Written by: My cat - Mitch Hedberg a.k.a. Zinda
Soft Toy provided by: Urooj Ashfaq
Thanks to Madhvendra Singh, Sidharth Dudeja for helping me with some tags to this bit
Announced on stage by; Sumendra Singh - Komedie
nothing but a matured Shinchan😁😂😂😂
@@utkarshapazare6942 bro mera channel subscribe kar do plz 😭😭
@@shivambailwal3639 चुप चुतड
Sinchan and matured doesn't go in a same statement 😂😂
Bigda hua shinchan
Grown up not matured😁
That one person who keeps saying “oh bhai” at the back 😂😂😂😂.
Bhai love your videos
Shi baat h exactly 😂🙏🏻
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"Dog is like a relationship and cat is like a roommate". That was epic 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Nyc
The way he's controlling his laugh and not giving any reaction by listening to the audience laugh is incredible 🫣
Cant believe. He finally uploaded 😭❤️
😁
Yaaayy 1st 😁
✌️
Me - It's just a cough.
Parents - It's just a cough.
Doctor - It's just a cough
Google - Khatam Tata bye bye gya... .
@@Shivraj_mn 🙄
Everyone's gangsta until Mr Upmanyu shows up with 2 watches
birju bhai pro max
😂😂😂
Check my channel for pubg short videos
It saves time😌✌️
That a pro gamer move
He is crazy man
His writing skills and way of delivery is just on another level 🔥❤
Literally watching it 3rd time in a 6 month of interval...😂
Me too
Same 😅
Same
Other girls- be rough with me
Upmanyu's girl- do rough on me
🤣🤣🤣
Khan sir ne aaj bata dia china ki population ka🤣🤣😂🔥🔥🔥 raajczcams.com/video/Oyr7JwnOuSA/video.html
Lmao
😂😂👍
Bete..😂
He still wears two watches..🤣So adorable..❣
Three*
why??
@@user-ob9zg2ic4e Ek papa ne gift ki aur ek gf ne konsi pehenu unhe samaj nhi aa raha tha isilia dono pehen li..Phit time kisne me dekhu ye confusion ho gaya aur dono me dekhu to pehele kisme dekhu, phir unhone kaha chodo yrr main apni vali main hi dekh leta hu..To third watch khudki hai jo pair me pehen te hai..🤣🤣❣
@@Dazai_Osamu_4113 xddd xdd
I thought only I observed.🤣.🤣
This man was the one of the best comedy boy 😅
Even now, he's still one of the best 😄
"MAI PATNI BANA THA" wale punch pe, I was drinking water, and almost chocked laughing.
God saved me. 😃
This guy has some serious issues with his dad😂😂
Dog - "yrr iski apne baap bani nahi "😂😂
Baap se bani*
@@urmumhuge5556 yh😅
@Uday Yadav 😂
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He uploaded a 23 min long video to compensate his 12 months absence he knew how much public needed him back😂😂
Your True Fan ❤
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The one and only stand up comedian who make me feel amazing..........🍁🍁✨✨
Everytime i feel bad i search standup comedy and your videos appear on the top. ❤love your performance
He's the only comedian I feel who isn't corrupting his material with society's bullshit. He's pure gold, making us laugh by pure story telling and observation. I'm a fan.
Anubhav singh bassi also❤️
@@poonammann1158 both are gem 💎
@@BharatSphere Yes!
@@BharatSphere And Kanan also❤️
akash gupta also
Abhishek recording his cat's surgery
Doctor: recording kyun karna hai?
Abhishek: kyun ki, yehi batein to baad mein yaad ayengi
Moment banana hai
Yar ek hi joke bar bar accha nahi lagta 3 sal k bacche thori hai.
@@studiousboy644 "3 SAAL K BACHHE THODI HAIN"
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah this one is def my favorite one from hus videos. I lost count of how many times I rewatched this lol
Thankyou abhishek for all these videos watched 500 times may be… sb yaad ho gai jokes mjy laikn after every exam of my final yr mbbs i watch u to release stress❤ i love u so much thankyou for cutness❤
One more legendary cat added to history 😹😹😹
1) schrodinger 's cat
2) Upmanyu 's cat
😆😆😆😆😆😆
samay raina's cat gambit
but anyway usko janta hi kaun hai🤷🏻♂️
When the world needed him the most, he returned.
Silently he is our hero
Finallyyyy !!!!
Expected comment 🙄
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Abhyas kasa challay ?
His expressions and his cuteness ❤
Abhishek, you are a master piece!! my eyes are sore from laughter throughout the show
Man i wanna see a full 2hours show of yours ..u r damnnnn hilarious🤣👌👌❤❤👌👌
@RaGe DadY pubg se to achha career hai bachhe. 😂😂
Lol
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Paise lagte h chutiye
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People talking about how he is wearing 2 watches, while true fans know he is wearing a third one on his leg 😂😂
Mai vhi dekhne aaya tha ki , dikh rahi ki nahi
Ha Taki voh waqt ke sath chal paye
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But it was not in the act 🙄
You mean the middle leg!
Outstanding performance....mind blowing 😂😂
Literally, watch whole
Amazing! If stand-up comedy is an art then Abishekh is a Picasso of stand-up comedy 💯👍
Engineers are turning into comedians and they nailed this field as well like they do in college,...🤣🤣
LoL
Bro job mil Jaye tab Khush Hona , baki engineer ke success se Kush na ho ! 😂
@@mehulnaredy3471 tere jese chew tee ye logo ko ye nahi pata ki engineering ki sabse highest % employment hai
Tum logo ne college aur ladkiya chod ke sab nail kiya hai
Engineers are now overrated. Beat it.
I like how he spreads awareness about things through his comedy. Indeed a very compassionate and intelligent person.
We all are aware of everything in this world.. we just don't want to realize anything ...
@@SJ-21 not everyone is aware but those unaware people are not on internet for sure.
awareness do you think it is a good act to pet an animal and control their birthrate for the sake of humanly pleasure of petting an animal. shame on all who think it is a good act, it is so cruel and brutal thinking of humans.
@@sevengers4u it's not about what we want but rather a safety measure for our pets. Even we humans control our own birthrate by taking contraceptive pills. Please Google the benefits of sterilizing a cat or a dog. You will realise how important it is for their health and longevity. Plus, how it reduces suffering in stray animals. There are a lot sterilization programs run by government itself. A lot of animal lovers and rescuers are dedicated to this noble cause. I understand where you're coming from but I think you're not aware of these things, so please go and read for yourself.
@@rupaanshi I understand where you're coming from but I think you're not aware of these things, so please go and read for yourself...
your profound sources please???
so I can read and increase my knowledge.
The most intellectual comedian of the century. All real comedy
Best standup comedian. 😊 I wish to see it live
"Life hai kya kar sakte hai, i think natraj ka sharpner best hai" owsm line😂😂😂
Hello mia .....
@@hunter8960 hello molester🙏
🤣🤣👍
@@pragyaraj3925 😂
Hi fake faminist 😅
What a funny way he told about men's showing off about their sex life is a ridiculous thing....Hats off🔥🙏🏻
an achievement's an achievement.
@@chaitanyagupta6668 lame is lame
@@pragyaraj3925 wouldn't you feel proud if you worked hard for something and got it? Same thing. With how dating is at its current stage with league systems, it is perfectly normal for such things to happen.
@THE ZOLDICS what's with this virgin thing?
Like does it give more pleasure if you do it with virgins?
@єквяιттуσ not that exaggerated bs. But you must be aware women are more conscious and calculative of who they take into bed than men. So for a man to sleep with a lot of women, it takes effort. It takes a charming personality, good looks, more money, status and lots of approaching(becoz women don't approach) while dealing with failures and still finding courage to approach again. Alll this requires humongous effort, something women are incapable of in dating. You could have almost the same body count as a player, whether you are pretty or average, all you have to do is ask. You're bound to find simps but it's not true for men.
19.15। 'Ab to artist ho gya hai ladka, gaane likhta hai poetry likhta hai ' was hilarious and amazing 😂
Laughed my heart out. Thanks a ton Abhishek. Wish u all the more success.
The way he has blended his comedy skills with social taboos is just wow.😂❤️
That's what good comedians do🔥
Taboos mtlb?
@@raghavshukla5255 Google kr le
@@raghavshukla5255 means the things r not conventional or not a part of our ritual...
Hindi -
Amanya chizen , Jo possible nhin ho sktin.....
🙏
@@raghavshukla5255🌃😂😂😊😂😔💞💞😔😔😂😔😂💞💞💞💞😂😔😔😂💞😔😔😔😔💞💏💏😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊☺️😊☺️😂💏😊😂☺️😊😊😊😊😊😊 xx,
haha it was hilarious, thanks for bringing awareness about Spaying and Neutering. Love from Buddy.
Verified spammer
@@ishaanislive3325 no he is an uploader actually. He has a channel about his dog
@@d3v3n_51ngh ya bhi thik ha 😂
I watched your all videos
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i laughed my lungs out!!!! your cat is really a cute soul!!!
Amazing song and I love it this video keep it up brother👌😂😂🤣🤣🤣
no one ...
abhishek -" le joke"
that one person in audience- "OH BHAI , OH BHAI "🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ek dum sahi bola bhai
was looking for comments related to that person in comment section
Fake log hai 😒
Very irritating... Aisa logo ka bhi katwa dena cahiye...
@@sourabhnamdeo9580 che mahine se pehle😂😂
When you realise there was a strong message behind the jokes...
Pets are not our commodity, they are living beings, with all their needs.
So eating meat is humane?
@@aagamsancheti1375 makes sense . Tell that to the lion too .
@@jabursayyed4586 he does not understand humane feeling but we can, god gave us this capability to love every living being
@@aagamsancheti1375 Ofc we understand humane behaviour , we r not eating pets bro . We aint chinese 😂😂🤣🤣
Abhi Nostalgia main kyun jee raha hai?
Bhai ..u r king of comedy...aapki soch ke aage sab bache hai...U r the final destination if someone wants to make people laugh...I wish you live long enough to see all the tortoise dying in front of you for several generations and sirf kachue hi rah jayen dharti pe aapke saath..
Wow nice very funny good videos I like this has has kar mera pet main Dard hone lagaa u r great artist and your great personality I wish you famous in all world...
His cat after watching this -- *OOOO BENCHO TO TU HI THA WO........* 😂😂
As a cat owner I understand capturing those beautiful moments of my cat and showcasing it to others.
Btw his cat climbing to where the suitcases were... Is just so epic!
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ABHISHEK UPMANYU : uploads.
*MEME ECONOMY IS BOOMING*
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No comments 😳 hmm
Lol😂
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Gaurav gupta akash gupta and abhishek upmanyu all are awesome 👌 hilarious 😂 they are best stand up comedian
Two of the funniest things about him are his voice and his expressions.
and not his content lol?😂
badi insult kar ki
Proper dilli troll
No his dialogue delivery is best
I usually don’t comment but
“Yehi baatein to baad me yaad ayegi”
😂🤣😂🤣
Haha
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haye wo icu ka ward
Is Baat Ki Koi Sense Hain, Hamein Badi Lagi Thi 😂😂
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The only comedian that makes me laugh everytime. What a genius bro💎
Watching it for more than 15 times😅😅
Abhishek uploads a video :
Everyone : '' Memes hi memes honge''
😂
Nn
Hh
@@balaji-kl5en Aye tutul putul kya?
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Actually his acting skills are godly
God🙄🙄
meme for u
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Ok DiCaprio
Whats that dp ?
@@anjalimathur7554 he means the hand movements
That joke:- tumhe konsa meri nangi peeth pe samosa rakh ke khana hai 😂😂😂 was epic brother
Love you bhaiyya,mere paas word nhi h .............ek dum sukoooon milte h aapki videos dekh k❤😊
That part "Sindhur hata ke, Aahaan main vidhwa ho gai " was NEXT LEVEL HILARIOUS 😂🤣😂
I agree 🤣
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I love you
@@avigail_shresta2458 mee too 😂
@Hermione Jean Granger phir bhi laage rehna chiye 😂
I have never been more impressed by the wholesomeness of a stand-up: funny, witty, affectionate, dark and real. So happy I saw this
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One of the best standup comedian ❤
watching this in 2023 and still it is the best stand up comedy I have ever seen
The way he ridiculed every superstition around cats and also sent two parallel strong messages around 1. Pet care and 2. Ridiculous taboo around sex are simply put- BRILLIANT! One of my favourites and will forever be so!
No, there is a technicality in that cat superstition - our own billi cannot katofy our rasta, it has to be a stranger billi on the road :)
Bs bhai ... 14 and it's deep nhi h itna. Zyaada hi pet care h to dog and cat se aage bdho
@@eeew2691 Kya dinosaur le aayen ghr pr??
Your name is Upama?
Upma and dasgupta these both don't go together
He doesn't have to try to be funny.. He is born funny... So damn hilarious and 210% original ones 😂💜
He have great humor
yes......very funny....so funny that he wore a watch in each hand...
@@paras73164 🤣 u have it yaa
Yaar tum dogi? Bas ek?
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Ultimate..... man we can see you continuous 2 hours... addiction your comedy is
This is so relatable😂😂😂
He is wearing watch in both hands. He seems more punctual than others.
Ps: he mentioned his little sister. Wasn't he the only kid (ref: name and pigeons video).
Yes absolutely bro
Please type Miss Kainaat on search panel and show some love to that 11 years old kid. She doing really great job and not getting likes or views. It would be disheartening for a kid. So please show some support. Thanks😃
@@kiwi2x492 if you are that good you don’t need to beg . Keep doing what you doing and eventually you will be acknowledged
LHS = RHS
One is fit band and another one is "jisme time dikhta hai "
Abhishek bro came out of his house in lockdown, wonderful ❤
14:51 he should have said Talak Talak Talak 😂😂
Dogs : They feed me, take care of me. They must be God.
Cats : They feed me, take care of me. I must be God.
Soo true
😂😂😂😂
That's a Christopher Hitchens Quote.
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Don't always stereotype this stuff. Cats and dogs both are very cute and adorable.
Knock knock !
Abhishek : Who's there ?
"PETA Here"
Abhishek be like:
Aap holi aur Diwali ko aathe Ho na
@@subashs4131 🤣chutiye kuch bhi
@@nishantpanwar1264 🤣🤷♂
@@subashs4131 lol
The best comedian I have ever watched.... appreciation from Pakistan
Anubav is second best
Best video
Roj ratko sunta hu
Achi neend aati h
Doctor: video maat banao
Abhishek: yehi batein to baad main yaad
ayengi 😂
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Doctor: video maat banao
Abhishake:yehi baatein to baad mein yaad ayengi
Abhishek's dad:beta daant mein keede padja....
13:48
Abhishek:- **Natraj ka sharpner best hai**
Apsara:- **triggered**
Bhai dono ek hi company ke hai....
Copy
@@sakshamarora9983 bhai may be kisine likha hoga but i have not copied. Believe, i never copy a comment.
@@mrrobot-jq2ky bhai sachme last 17 yrs(as i am 17 yrs old) se mein use kar raha hoon but aaj pata chala, Thanks brother 🙏🏻.
Yes they are under "Hindustan pencils company"
@@pratikdash793 ok bhai aap serious kyu ho rahe ho fine 👍🏼👍🏼
I was just unable to control my laugh during whole video....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what an outstanding comedian are you bro
No 1 stand up comedian ❤
And fav stand up comedian ❤
5:42 when you realise that he is shinchan's adult version 🤣
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Shinchan bhi adult ke liye he hai
It's for 40+ in JAPAN
@@sunkey9992 are you serious ????? Is for 40+
not 18+ or pg14 ?????????????
@@vineetkumar798316+ ke liye hai ye jyada bol gata
Only deserving video in trending list after so many months.... He is such a brilliant man....
Everytime I rewatch this , I find it more funny.👌👌🤩
My favourite standup comedian ❤❤❤so cute & funny 😄😄🤣
*Abhishek Upamanyu after each video
"Bye Guys, See you next year."
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😂😂😂😂
The content he gives wo raaton raat nahi likha jaa skta , he knows very well where he has to take pause, face gesture on every line
It takes time
@@priyanshuchakraborty105 Bhai #Sarcasticak 👈 Bhai Plzz yaar Support karde bahut mehant karta hun Plzz Bhai
@@neerajmishra102 Bhai #Sarcasticak 👈 Bhai Plzz yaar Support karde bahut mehant karta hun Plzz Bhai
This is the only comedian who never disappoints me. LOVE YOU ABHISHEK.😍😍😘😘😘😍😍
I think you forgot Akash gupta😄😉
Thanks
Bhai bhaii bhaiiii❤️❤️❤️
Abhishek umpanyu nd devish dexit purush nhi h
Mahapurush h mahapurush
Abhinav Singh bassi ko bhul gye lgta he😂😂
Love you Abhishek ❤❤ the way you make us laugh 😂😚😚
It makes the day for that man in audience 😗😗
Never... I repeat never watch Abhishek's videos at night when everyone is sleeping😂😂
Wohi toh.. 🤣
din me release hui hai video aur aaj toh pehla hi din hai
Couldn't agree more ..
Abe tere yha sab 9 bje hi so gye kya?
8 mahine baad bhul jaoge
The sentence "MAT CHAATNA MUJHE AAJ" immediately reminded me to see whether i have liked this video or not. FABULOUS dude. Lots of love from Odisha.
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@@seedhemaut7220 awesome. It relaxed me after a hectic day. Beautiful
Had a bad day but I smiled because of this video
Thank you 🤍
I watch this video thousands of times past 2 years 😂❤
23 minutes of Abhishek.... this night couldn't be any better!
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The moment he said puberty, i don't know why i put on my earphone..
Few seconds later : i was glad to put them on😂😂
Why the fuck would u watch him without headphones??
@@raghavjoshi3543 exactly!
Video was about team animal.. 😅😅
@@Himanshu78999 still u shouldn't have taken the risk 😂😂
this isn't like any other comedy you see on youtube. i found it very creative. hail upannu
Watching this video after long time but enjoyed as this is really new for me. 😂😂😂
Abhishek was over excited that he said "saas bahu or damad"🤣🤣🤣🤣 instead of saas bahu or beta😆😆😆
In fact I just realized this and most of us avoided in the punches🤣, great observation
Ladki.ka.chakkar babu bhaiya
Maa beta bahu?
abbey bhai uska sindur lgana pasand tha to beti vo khud h parul is damad and aunty ki pitai ki is constant
You can't caught punch 😂 ..
Everyone is laughing on his jokes..
Me : *trying to figure out why he's wearing two watches*
Haha same here
Ditto
May be one doesn't work or it's out of batteries? After all he is a natural comedian.
The other one is a fitbit I think?
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Thank you for making me laugh after a long time😭🤧❤
One of the best episode 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
After uploading abhishek upmanyu video
Bassi fans to bassi: kab khoon kholyga re tera 😅😁😂
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🤤🤐😆🤯
Bahut sahi bro
Bassi kon h be
@@ashutoshmadhwani2335 comedian just search Bassi
" Ye Billa ghar me hi rahega to Rasta kaat ta hi rahega ".....Epic yar 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yahi baatein to baad me yaad ayegi 😆
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Yr😂😂😂😂😂thank you for making my day and making me happy,god bless you❤
This is zohaib siddiqui from pakistan karachi , kuch din se kafi disturb tha in fact depression me stuck ho chuka tha, but when I have watched this video... uff feeling free and have smiley face now, Love You Abhishek 🥰🤗😎
Wearing watches on both hands:
The akash Gupta in my mind:" Kalaiya suni Nahi Rakhi tune..."
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Tere comment ke Baad mujhe pata ki usne dono. Haatho main ghadi pehni hai 😂😂
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Lesson i learned today - never drink water while watching his videos
Bro I swear I just drank one sip of water in-between
Suddenly he cracked a hilarious joke that water came out from my nose
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Most hilarious moment is when water comes out of nose 👃💦
Very goodLove you sir best O nice #Sandy018😍😍😍😍
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