Marriage & Indian English | Stand-Up Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu
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- čas přidán 22. 10. 2019
- Credits:
Venue: The Habitat
Shot by : The Habitat Team
Sound Mixing and Mastering: Sohail Gandhi
Edited by: Abhishek Upmanyu & Karan Asnani
Australia Tour Nov 2019 Tickets: www.getmytickets.com.au/
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His point about 'Indian English' was so right..
True that💯
@@nycdenali4985 bruh that’s tough. I was born in America so good for me
Yep people judge here by pronunciation
@@chrme6735 ever faced discrimination?
@@wasimrahman4134 nah
Everybody is ignoring how adorable he sounds in the end, 'Video pasand aayi to like kare, nahi aayi to koi baat nahi, agli baar try krenge!!!'....This is gem!
He doesn't even say to like that's gem
@@ihateracistandblackpeople4272 yes bro....My bad
@@yashasvibajpai4702 np bruuh
are bajpai bhaiya... 🙏🙏🙏
@@ronitvairagi7300 arre bhaiya 😂🙏... Kaha se dhundh lie humko😂
His jokes are not only funny but are also totally logical.
Hiiii guys
@@arvindkumar-dx1od ibibibi i i i i i i i jbi i. J k ko
@@arvindkumar-dx1od ibibibi i i i i i i i jbi i. J k kohu
@@arvindkumar-dx1od ibibibi i i i i i i i jbi i. J k ko
@@arvindkumar-dx1od ibibibi i i i i i i i jbi i. J k ko
3:48 the legendary meme 😂❤️
😂😂🤣
@@adityasable1328 likh de aise 3:48
3:59
3:48
@@zainulabideen5490 thanks
He is actually correct about that English point.
Yes! Indian English🔥😂
Yes Right 👍💯
Indian English😍😃😄
Actually his all points are correct
@@spam1028 all of his*
This guy is like Halley's comet,comes back after every 76yrs
@snow fLake Halley's Comet : _Hello darkness... my old friend.._
True
But with great content
Stand-up comedy h bhai , koi youtube content nhi jo ki har hafte aaye
😶😶😶😶
Its 72
the main reason why he makes everybody laugh is that he himself doesn't laughs....he controls himself while plucking his ear or sometimes nose......that makes his words more powerful........next level bro....awesome
Next level performance bro
Finally someone noticed
03:48 historical moment 🤣
The "potato, potaato , pututo" was the best ever😂😂😂😂
Yesssss🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Yeah 💯😂
It has become a part of our daily conversation now. whenever we have to say or comment on something ki same hi baat hai, we use "It's like potato pataato pututu".
Yup🤣😂🤣🤣😂
He took his own dialogue seriously : toh kya job chhod dun ?? 😂😂
Which video was that from
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Lol 🤣👍
@@prasannakumar-oq7nz friends , crime and cosmos 🤘
@@faizanomic what the hell am I supposed to do with in contrast with this video's content. 😒
3:48 this part has a different fan base💖🤣🤣
He deserves his own platform
Whole world : Football
America : Hm "soccer" bolenge
😂😂😂😂😂😂
rugby ko bc log football bolte hain jiska rule hai "running with the ball in hand"
@@prabhu19 yeah they call it American football, to be precise.
@@tintinquarantino3645 how playing with hand can be called "foot" ball
Bhai population he game hai toh india kyu piche hai😂😂
He is actually very logical ...
Damn right
Pls follow me on insta I am a writer and I need support of people
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That's the best of stand up
But that not how english pronunciation works.
I aslo write the same comment but got no likes😂😂
1:38 - don’t mind me. Leaving this time stamp here for reference
I'm in love with this guy.. ❤️
tum do tumhari 2,222
He is one of those logical comedians we have.
Kabhi has bhi liya karo
@@Noor_Aziz 🤣
Yes
@@Noor_Aziz baysti kar di😂😂😂
@@sirahmad vc😜
*Potato Potaato Patutu*
Killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Koi 108 ko call karo jaldi😂🤣🤣
Sahi mein
R.I.P
RIP
"Kya bola tu ne" is all time love 💙
6:41 best joke of the video 😂😂
Literally had me rolling down 😂
When Abhishek realizes that he has a CZcams channel.....
Zakir khan kab realize karega bhai 🤐
@@ankitjain4598 PURANA HO GAYA BHAI
Old one brother ,old one
Anubhav Singh Bassi Bhai 😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"ye konsi meeting h jisme mujhe nhi bulate" ....I felt that once also. ...😂😂
Mam ye program kaha hota hai mujhe bhi jana hai
@@taxiboy152 hii
@@taxiboy152 @l
😂🤣
I am also felt 😂😂😂
" Tujhe kya lga rakesh bol rha hu fir "😂
you always make me laugh through my depressed and stressed life and thank you for that
Bhai haraassed bhi likh hi deta😅😅
3:48 here is the legendary words 🔥🔥❤️😂😂👍
Meme
2:50 ye konsi meeting hai jahan mujhe nhi bulate?
Vo miting 🤷😂
Clever.
Underrated af comment
😂😂😂
Why is this not the top comment?
Shweta Tiwari GET OUT
This 'indian english' video is gem ♥ Observation of people correcting pronunciation is bang on! I totally agree with his views on pronunciation.
Thanx Dude For Making Us Smile 🙂❤️
"reciepte recipttee"
I'm dead,😂😂😂😂
Rip 😥
@@ahhhdarsh savage 😂😂
Marne se phle comment karke kaisa lagrha h aapko
*receipt
@@ahhhdarsh सैवेज टू
Abhishek : main world tour karne wala hu 2020 mein ...
Corona : aur bhai , kaisi lagi , aa gaya swaad .....😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😄😄
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌👌
I watched it again and again...... Aur na jane kitni baar dekhne ka man kare😂
Bro I am seeing this 6th time still don't get bored of your punch lines😂😂
His way of conveying joke is more funny then his joke 😂😂
Exactly
Yeah
Stand up comedy in a nutshell
@@payalgupta7776 I am low and devise player.
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@@user26284 I am low and devise player.
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6:30 potato patato pututu😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️
3:48 memes forever
I saw you at the Kapil Sharma show, you are already famous and shows are also fully entertained, like Archna said that you have speck positive yourself, you are amezing..!!!
2 min silence for his tour plans.
😂
Lol
😂😂
😂😂🤣🤣
Hahaha
5:56 that "PLEASE YAAR" was❤🤣🤣
Yes actually i was searching for this comment 😂❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥
Actually, that's kinda cute
3:47 " kya bola tune " 😂😂
Dang i love him, He is so talented
Abhishek : me world tour karene wala hu 2020 me.
Corona virus: Toh kya me job chod du
Vo to theek hua Feb mein nahi tha
Maine Feb mein iska live show dekh liya😂
😂😂😂😂😂
chutiya hai tu
@@johnsultimatum !!!!!!!!
What
😅😅epic!!👌🏿👌🏿
Now I know the pronunciation of "Receipt" 😜😜
karke dikha
/rɪˈsiːt/
ReceiPt👍
Bhai hum toh wise hi bolegne jise sb bolte h.
ruh·
seet 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 potato potaato putoto
Bro you are unique in the world..keep it up Bro
India's best comedian Abhishek Upamanyu ❤
Potato - Patato - Pututu !
O man, he is really gem ♥️😂😂😂
czcams.com/video/TxlZFW-VX58/video.html
XD
what did you call me
@@apotato5435 😂
" Yeh Kaunsi Meeting Hai, Jahaan Mujhe Nahi Bulaate "
Rest is history !! 😃😃
Ye copied h
@@PB1997. American comedian George karlin. Aur bhi bohot se jokes copied h. Yahi to baat tum international comedy dekho tumhe khud samajh aa jayega . Indian comedians pura jokes hi copy kr lete h
@@thinktank3231 I am low and devise player.
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@@PB1997. I am low and devise player.
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Mine like was 1k th😂😂
1:00 is funny 🤣🤣
अरे भाई, बहोत खूब लगी।😂😂😂😂
Pututoo
-Indian English, 2019
Did u just copy my comment ..cuz I commented this quite before u 😅or it struck your mind just the way it did mine !
@@Astronemo fuck. And we're both Nishant O_o
Pututu...😂😂😂😂😂
Pootutu
@Bad Boy i had gay sex with Nishant
When you open CZcams to watch his old videos but then see that he just uploaded a new one❤️❤️❤️❤️
Are u wet?
@@jayantmalik69 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂
Proud To Speak Indian English...
Watching his videos again to go over his all meme templates 😂😂😂😂
"Pronunciation ka koi logic nahi hai, bas enough log chahiye" - Line of the year!!! 😂🙌
Pronunciation, actually
Abbey saley tera live show hai to main kya krru job chhod du ..
Maaf krna wo main gusse main idhar udhar nikal jata hun...🤣
Amir Sohel
Abbe tu wohi hai jiska ‘96 mein prasad ne danda udaya tha??🤣
Hey Abhi-don't get distracted stay focused
Kuch nahi bhai aise hi maze le raha tha. Amir sohail ka namesake tha.
It's actually true bas log educated hone chahiye
Kahan se late ho itna talent. Can watch your videos for hours and still not get bored. Infact when ever I feel sad, I come and watch your videos. Instantly makes me laugh.
Well said.
ye bawasir talent hai?
@@madhur8537 keeping aside his personal thoughts, he's the best comedian in India as of now
@@swarooprajpurohit110 bhai ki bezaati kar rhe ya tareef😂😂😂 and ur right he is best comedian.
@@amriteshkumar4799 aap samajh gaye na?😂
From uk and i still search for your videos and love them
🎉🎉🎉🎉proud of you
You are really meditator because such level of observation and then putting it in jokes something else
I am not your fan ,follower but seen your work lately and couldn't thanks universe that we have comedians like you 🙏😄❤️
That one line " Humne english banayi hai yaar, bohot din se lage huye hai, please yar" ..... Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
You have a crush on him, don't you :)
@@authentic_101 so jaa bhai.. kuch nahi bolegi.. aur crush bhi chalta rahega
@@RF_20 kh ke leli😂😂😂
@@authentic_101 bass kr bhai!😂
🤣🤣
This guy is a rare breed.... and should be conserved for the sake of humanity.... :D
😂😂😂😂😂
'kya bola tune' and history was created 🤣🤣
Le* English in my surrounding... "Ek ladies thi...."😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
Lol😂
Le* Hindi in my surrounding... "Bhaago nahi toh gai maar *dega* "
bro its not ladies,its LADIEJ😂😂😂😂
@@kriti5424 accuracy level 3000😂😂😂😂
"Indian english"...this should be a movement. I support #IndianEnglish
.
Edit: Thanx for the likes guys.
Indian English ain't English at all.
While u install softwares mostly there is indian english by the way
@@freepagan it is a thing dude, look up any software. There's mostly always an Indian English option.
Btw that's a thing smh😳
@@freepagan Jake chato angrejo ki
Vai inka "KYA BOLA TUNE" meme boht baar dekhne ke baad full video dekhne aya hoon vai sachme majje aa gaye 😅🤣
I have come here again to watch it after 3 years
Mujhe is video se pta chla "receipt" ko "receit" pronounce krte hai😂😆
Waise correct pronunciation to Rasid hai...😝😜
nai bhai receipt ko rasid bhi bulata hai me khud usse pidit hoo😆😆
@@005honey sach me ??😁
@@mayanksaini5813 aur kya? Sufficient log ikhate karne hain..aur apne paas to bhar bhar ke hain😜
True me 2😂😂
2:50 the another legendary dialogue of him
#Love From West Bengal, India ❤🇮🇳
Communication ho gyii naa.... Pronunciation ka kya krna haii 🤣🤣.. Best point
This is the most logical comedy he's ever done😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is the best
All of his videos are resourceful.
@@aparajitadutta761 right
Moral:
Language is a way to communicate, it doesn't matter how we pronounce.
"Edited to make it more sensible."
Very true. People just want to compare instead of understanding that it's just use to communicate with each other.
It's hota he... Ganwar 😂
Muhammad Haris ZIZO Xxxx 😴 puaa a
Gyaani log
@UCs5_ZbVD7YwnK3-XnAhUkwA
In your sentence it should've been "it's".
W.r.t the video 'twas saccharine sarcasm, not insult. Didn't know you'd get offended.
Looks like you've deleted your reply. Please take it light.
Cheers!
His confidence is on another level❤️
So the legendary mene is from this video 😂😂😂😂
I usually dont comment but
"Yehi baatein toh baad mein yaad ayegi"
😂😂
Wow thnx for 3k🤣
😂😂😂
😂😂
Unortho Dox
🤣🤣🤣
@@unorthodox9290 charan kaha h aapke guruji
Kya baat he
He looks clean and healthier on each recent uploads.
Money talks
Launda chamakta ja rha he
With time and age people change too
yeah, he looks CLEANER!! 😜😜
Paisa to kya kuch nahi hosakta (In Rajpal yadav voice)
You are just fabulous
🙏🙏😘
Kaha hai Reciepts, Recieptte....🤣 was besttttt
Abhishek : meko tour pe jana hai
Le Corona : aurrr bhaiiii agaya swadddd????
Hahahaah best comment
Abhishek not abhimanyu
@@ourlittlememories me bhul gaya par khuch alag meaning tha Abhimanyu ke liye 🙃 abhi Abhishek kar deta
Best comment
Abhishek:main world tour kr rha hu
Corona:Kya bola tune?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😁😁😂😂😂
🤣
Corona: Bhai mjk nhi 🙌
Bhai you are a gem of stand up comedy or video Lao na.. we are waiting 🙏
Jabardast comedy. Top class entertainment
*This guy deserves a stand up special*
Yes seriously
Hii
6:20 Bhai Ye Idea mast hai 😂🔥
Select language - IND ENGLISH
Maza agaya bhai bhadiya standup comedy 🤣🤣
loved it!!!
the moment he said RAKESH ...my eyebrow's woke up!!
Same here!😂
😂 😂
When he said pututu 😂😂
Now whenever I got wrong I will said this is indian (english)
Naya word lao.. 😂😂✌
Bahot acchi lagi
Kya bola tune was outstanding
6:11 he is actually right.
Finally he started waking up early! 😂😂😂
His dad would be proud 💪🏼😂, he looks healthy 😂
Edit: He uploaded this video at 6:30 am! For those who can only see the date of upload 😂
😂😂😂😂
ARE TUM JALDI UTHKE TO DEKHO YAAR!!!!
Bhai wo look healthy is liye bhi dikh rha h ab uski setting hogi hoogi toh hilna bhnd kr diya hoga 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He did end the video with "Main jara hun sone." lol
But whatever works for him, as long as he is healthy.
@@divya__shakya AIDS bhi theek ho jeaga😂
Amazing!
Fantastic
It's not receipt it's Rasseed😂
Its Rasoi
Pretty sure it's Rasoda
It's bhosda
@@prince2.0yt76 are bhai bhai bhai 😂
@@prince2.0yt76 😂abey😂
Most 'logical' comedy ever!
H pta h chl apne baap ko mt bta😂😂😂
Saale talvar maar dunga
Abhishek mera pra bohat hi vadiya galla kerda😂😂😂😂
God Bless You🙏
Superbbb🤩♥️❤️💞
The way he says" HUM HARASS BOLENGE" I need that level of confidence in life..
Then go to America yeh American attitude hai 😜😂😂😂
nahi milegaa..aise bhadvon ke videos dekhna bandh karne takh kuch nahi milegaa tujhe..
@@riyuzakhi are aap to gussa hi ho gye😂😂
Abhishek you should do online shows during this time... I will buy the ticket
117Nandan Vasudev ... I am speaking for my self... rather thn wasting my time mocking people online...
I was too thinking this.....this willl help everyone to enjoy their qurantine
117Nandan Vasudev still there is sarcasm in your reply... god bless you.. I don’t know what fun you get picking up feud with people you don’t even know
This is a nice suggestion.. I don't know why I couldn't think of that..
I also...
Love it sir
He is God blessed, god bless him
This has the potential to start a new social revolution lmao
correct, he highlighted a major problem in language
Are you a teacher?
.....