THE MOST DANGEROUS SNAKE
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- čas přidán 7. 07. 2024
- On this episode of Weird Movies With Mark, I talk about JAWS OF SATAN!
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🥲 your the best in the biz mark
Wow.... The jokes in this are really amazing.I didn´t even think, it could get a lot better, but first that one with the snake at the diner (7:07), that just killed me. But then the next one about the police report (8:31)... Very cleverly cut away, Mark! That one had to take a moment to even sink in, I´m sure like at least 30% of people watching this video didn´t even get the joke in there......... I was laughing my ass off!....
oh, hi mark.
Lair of the White Worm, Mark...you've got to review Lair of the White Worm...you cannot refuse me...your will is mine...your will is...yeah, Lair of the White Worm, dude...please.
The mayor from Jaws continues to influence mayor's all over the country.
"Never compare me to the JAWS mayor. NEVER!"
Boris Johnson says he is his political hero. Not joking either.
Wrong
"I don't care if a swarm of Hercules Moths _is_ tearing the flesh from the bones of my citizens; that merry-go-round is going to open on schedule!"
Mayor's Jaws
Two in a week?!
2021 already better than 2020.
Sethical//Baku also been pullin weight to make our misery slightly... less
You have very low standards for a good year then..
@@Leechwife i mean, I think it was 2020 that set the bar that low...
"What kind of snake is it?"
" A black one"
Sounds like my conversations with IT support
As an IT support guy, I can confirm this to be a daily occurrence
and the snake was not even black.
Lol nowadays BLM will get triggered.
@@randywatson8347 Cause an organisation that concerns itself with systemic issues cares about policing language. Thats more a liberal virtue signalling thing.
@@jackbenson5314 Is it your assertion that's not exactly what they do? As well as most people that claim to be in support of them?
"Satan has arrived. Because we know how much he hates fire"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“It was a black one.” Made me laugh so loud. You really need to tour, you are hilarious!!
What's really weird is that I love this channel but I didn't think that joke was funny.
@@bb1111116 no you’re right - jokes about police brutality aren’t exactly the best lol
@@BradsPitts. agreed.
@@katiemills6812 Thanks for commenting. I really didn't feel it was funny at all with everything going on in America. But understanding it was satire and social commentary of the time I can see why Mark would have made an edited segment to highlight it. I like Mark but before reading your comment I really was beginning to think "differently".
@@katiemills6812 I laughed too. I got where he was going with that and I didn't think he was making light of what is going on in the US. I appreciate the comments on this thread though.
“It’s gonna be pretty hard to defeat this snake.”
“Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
I'm so glad someone made this reference. Saved me the trouble.
@@katherineheasley6196 Oh, being saved the trouble because someone made a reference is tight!
They should have called this film
"For Christ's Snake!"
That's a good title.
@@DarkPhoenixSaga Thank you, should you ever make a god awful film, you have my permission to use it.
@@seanhuds229 lmao
@@DarkPhoenixSaga damn I hate seeing a good opportunity go to waste.
Instead of eating breakfast a funny transition would be them in the garage making snake skin belts and selling them at the town meeting
This isnt an ordinary snake. It has supernatural powers.
I've tried this as a pick up line. Never works.
Ha
@@JohnSmith-yd5wq Glad you enjoyed it.
I have a question for everyone: have you ever been to your town's meeting? Do you go regularly? People in movies and TV shows are always having them but I couldn't even tell you if we have town meetings. certainly not emergency ones. I've never been called to the emergency town meeting about a storm coming in or snakes from Satan or how are we going to pay for the town's new cat racing track
Ha, great comment. I'm so used to seeing them in movies that I never really thought if it was actualy a common thing in real life.
I always forget mine for my house association but I mean to go
If CZcams has taught me anything they are filled with old people and the mentally ill.
@@rmnffx 15000 And you population and 7.5 in square miles
A cat racing track...now there's an idea.
"A black one" - Comedic genius.
‘Maybe the snake was into that kind of thing’ 😂 this has to be one of your best one liners videos 😂
That female Doctor was in the movie Airplane. She was the one who was freaking out and everyone was stepping up in line to smack the shit out of her. When I got that joke it added a new level of humor to a joke that is decades old. I laughed so hard my lungs hurt.
"That's funny, Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home."
They were both blonde in the 70s, but no. The doctor is played by Gretchen Corbett, best known as Jim Rockford's lawyer.
The actress in Airplane was Lee Bryant, primarily a commercials actress that would do one off character roles on various weekly TV series.
I like how how wears a Vertigo shirt while talking about a killer snake movie.
I want that shirt lol, Vertigo is still a favorite classic film of mine.
Dude you watch the same exact videos I do, just commenting to say sup
Spielberg said that "Jaws" isn't about a shark. 🐟 I reckon "Vertigo" is really about a snake. 🐍
I like how he wears a Vertigo shirt while suffering from debilitating vertigo, and can compose himself enough to disguise it and still film the video.
Producer: "So they got to keep the beaches open..."
Producer: "No no no! A snake at the beach? C'mon! That's ridiculous! Hey, anybody know where snakes hang out?"
Interns: (stifling laughter) "The dog track?!" (stifling laughter)
Maybe this is a prequel for that huge ass snake from “Hard ticket to Hawaii”🐍 lol
my maaaaaynnn! I'm loving these multiple posts a month!!
Me tooooooo!! Big ups
@@naiveselections6904 czcams.com/video/cRXspoTANNs/video.html what movie link
In the interview for my job working with cadavers (that I had before the pandemic), they actually asked me if I was okay with finding humor in dark things...
You mean like telling jokes at midnight?
Did you say; "how many people are buried in that graveyard?" ALL of them! 🤡
That actually makes sense, but is there like a perpetual buffet in the room next to all the corpses?
Like I get the whole idea that coroner's eating is meant to show how casually they handle corpses, and are used to it, but holy fuck it's a BIT MUCH because I don't think I've ever seen a coroner in a movie(or maybe mortician is the right title idk) share a room with a corpse without stuffing their face full of food.
I second everyone's excitement with Mark's new and improved schedule. For anyone into classic movies, the legendary Norman Lloyd shows up as the Monsignor at 11:38. Believe it or not, he is still alive at the grand old age of 106! He was a longtime friend of Alfred Hitchcock's and appeared in his 1940's masterpieces "Saboteur" and "Spellbound", as well as several "Hitchcock Presents" episodes in the late 1950's. Later on, he had small but important roles in such films as "Dead Poets Society" and "The Age of Innocence". He was probably doing someone a favor showing up on this, but I loved seeing him (and this review).
I thought he looked familiar! I know him from his work on Seven Days, which is probably not his most significant role.
@@KinseySwartzthanks for bringing that up! Very enjoyable time-travel show, pretty much forgotten nowadays. And Lloyd's role was actually quite important to the story.
I love Norman Lloyd, if you ever watch the DVD extras of Saboteur, his reminiscences of working with Hitchcock are priceless. Glad he's still with us.
@@selwynandrews9665 Thank you - he is an irreplaceable treasure.
@@guida-walker-channel Who?
This movie looks hilarious! I can’t believe you didn’t decide to further pursue her ridiculous nervous breakdown after he shot the snake in her bedroom, and then the fact that he did what we all wanted to do and slapped her.
And why were they so non-chalant afterwards since more snakes could have been there!!!!
Another great Snake movie is "Sssssss." Dirk Benedict turning into a snake.
For a minute, that’s what I thought this was. We can dream
That was a great mlvoe I saw lots as a kid
Mark please say you're doing that film very soon!
I remember that well. I actually thought that this video might be that film when I clicked on it!
@@bradforddillman7671 Loved you in Piranha and Moon of the Wolf.
I completly lost it at 14:50
Showing the sketch of the cobra.
"that's him, that's the guy"
OMG LMAO!!!!
“That’s the guy who shot him I never forget a face”
I found your reviews in 2020, and they are the most entertaining way to learn how to improve one's own filmmaking. In this one I really appreciated the discussion of the problems of filming drinking with empty cups. All these small things can pile up quickly in small independent projects by people (like me) new to filmmaking. - Dave
Go back and watch everyone one that makes fun of bad movies. They're not all enlightening but some of them are, and everyone is hilarious. Good luck on your journey!
Holy s*** mark I was actually a bartender at that dog track it's called Greene track, in Greene county Alabama! I'm old enough to remember them filming this around our part of the state.
Alabama...sweet home.
The guy who the snake throws out in the beginning looks like Neil Breen to me. Maybe we can get Neil to a Snake of Satan reboot!
Don't encourage him 😆
I can't believe you committed suicide!
I was thinking to myself it that was a young Neil Breen lol
Need stockpiles of rubber snakes.
I personally would like to see Neil horribly voice the snake and make that one of his divine alter egos
"There's no booze like free booze" my new mantra
Open Bar! YES ... 🍸🍹🍺🍷🥃
The priest is Fritz Weaver from the crate story in Creepshow. Dude plays a great delirious from fear!
We need one question answered still: why does Mark always emphasize TO in "welcome back TO the show!"?
Because it would be weird to emphasize "welcome back to THE show."
He has a unique accent. Ever notice how he pronounces the word "process" like "pro-sess"
I thought it was because it sounded really cool the first time and then kind of became his trademark. Never gets old to me!
It’s just kind of become my thing. Every time I film an episode now, it feels weird to say it otherwise hahah
I say it with him most of the time, Welcome back TO the show!!!!!!
YES!!!! just YEEEESSSS!!! on the clearly empty cups/mugs and light drinks!! im glad im not the only one that drives nuts 😂
Ever seen the hilarity that is "Pressure Point?" The guy had to have channeled something incredibly magical to punch someone with an obviously empty six pack of coke.
@@rosebudbaxter4671 omg, yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and they didn't even try to hide it. He keeps holding up his crushed six pack like it's no big deal.
Can we give a quick shoutout to Christina Applegate?
Is it really her?
@@thursoberwick1948 probably, I doubt mark is lying. You could always check IMDb
@@slimp6532 I thought he was making a joke.
@@thursoberwick1948 what would the joke even be? He just mentioned she was in the movie
@@slimp6532 That the girl looked a bit like her?
The cup thing always drives me crazy! Lol
Yo, they filmed this in my hometown of Childersburg Alabama. At least the scenes in the cave are shot there. They are called DeSoto caverns...
You could open up a theme park!
Hello Alabamian, you’ll be going to make a tourist attraction out of them!
Interesting.
Mark, instead being one of those "the cup is empty" kind a guys, try being "the cup is full of air" kind of guy. Optimism, man, optimism.
"It's going to be pretty hard to defeat this snake"
Writer: "Nope Super easy, barley an inconvenience"
beating snakes is tight
The empty cup thing drives me crazy too! Literally just put water in the cup or even lead weights or something. It's so obvious.
Mayor: Kids die at that lake all the time!!!
Me: true
You could almost say that defeating the snake turns out to be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
I wonder how this movie was pitched?
@elvercamargo Me, too.
Me 2
The best thing about this whole crazy pandemic is Mark making all these videos!
* crazy great reset
@@thursoberwick1948 No.
@@IsmailofeRegime The restrictions started in March 2020, six months later than the discovery of the bug. Hence the name Covid *19*
@@thursoberwick1948 What is that supposed to prove? The restrictions took place amid the *spread* of the virus worldwide.
"A flasher playing shadow puppets" 😂😂😂
"Don't bother the snakesssss... leave all the snakes... alone! Ahhhh yeah."
As a priest I can confirm that indeed at some time in our lives all of us reach a point where we just say, “screw this shit, I’m gonna go kick some ass”
“I kick ass for the LORD!”
My God Mark, you don't know how long I've waited to hear someone else share their dislike for empty drinks cartons. That has been one of my pet hates for a long time. Soap actors are the worst for pretending there is liquid in the empty carton/cup. Is it SO hard to put a little bit of goddamn water in them! Ya know, to make the scene more believable!! Am I going mad!!! 🥤😡🤣
What made me appreciate snakes was that one episode of Rick and Morty.
Snake jazz
Please do Maniac: Assault On Paradise! The ending theme song explains the plot better than the movie does!
Speaking of the whole "drink cup" thing. A big pet peeve of mine in shows and movies is when a character takes a sip out of a full drink, but it makes a sounds as if the drink is almost empty.
"Devil in the coffee." Marvelous.
Dead Alive has the best line
Delivered by a priest
"Step aside son, I KICKASS FOR THE LORD" Then Australian Priest karate kicks a Zombie
That movie is also called "Braindead", one of the first movies of Peter Jackson. Hope to see Mark reviewing it, one day.
I love if he reviewed “Santo vs the Vampire Women”
It’s so garbage.
Now there's a great MST3K episode, last one with TV's Frank.
The snake has the Force, duh.
Pandemic silver lining? Mark provides more videos than ever!
Gotta admit, pretty clever way to cash in on the JAWS concept. They literally took the structure of Spielberg's movie and replaced the shark with a snake. Even the title says: I'm a rip-off. Gotta respect this level of blatant honesty. ;-)
And yeah, *never* underestimate a dog track!
greetings from germany
I just found this channel and have been binge watching for the last 4 hours. My Saturday is ruined but so worth it lol. Love these videos. The snake wanting to be choked against the headboard killed me
The slap scene was the absolute BEST scene of any movie... of this year... PERIOD!
You deserve a greater following sir. People just don’t know the pleasures of bad movies.
This show genuinely makes me so happy 😂
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I gotta say Marc, You are THE most entertaining reviewer, I really get a kick out of your videos. I have multiple mental illnesses and watching you helps all of my pain! Thank you so much!!!
"And look, it's the sign of the cross. And Satan hates that sort of thing". Classic...
I legit crack up at the woman slapping back her friend in the face!😄
Nice to see the consistency my man. Cheers.
I'd like to see a review of Hercules in New York. Would be hilarious 😁
That was Arnold Schwarzenegger’s first film.
I won't be happy until I see a movie with Godzilla surfing a Tsunami on an air craft carrier
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am IN for that.
That double slap made me choke in laughter 😂
"Oh yeah, pin me up against this headboard and, do what you gotta do." -- What a trooper.
I'm so glad you've been making more content. I love the stuff you review! Keep it up man!
"Hey guys Welcome back TTTOOOOO the show"
this channel is the best. thank you! life saving
You, sir, found a real gem here. A Jaws knockoff with snakes, Satan, snake-telepathy, and a police sketch of a cobra. Bravo!
i love how the snake at 13:55 is breaking the window by bashing it´s head against the bottom right of it, but the hole appears on the top left. truly the work of satan.
Hey Mark
I just wanted to say thank you for all the work you put into these videos, they are very funny. Thanks for all your effort
Your reviews are amazing! Please keep up the great work
Dude, you are cranking these vids out quicker than I can watch. Keep up the great content bro. And I love the Vertigo shirt, great film and book.
As usual, great video! Great sense of humour!
Hell yeah dude all the videos you've been killing it lately!!!!
Love your videos, but gotta say my favorites are less the ancient films and more the 80's and 90's era direct to video flicks. The 90's alone is a goldmine!
fantastic! You're saving lives by making these videos Mark!
I hope you never stop. Thank you!
Welcome TOOO the show! Great opening love it on every video!
This made my weekend. Two in a week!
Well you're keeping the comedic gold coming. Number of lines that cracked me up good
The snake in the diner booth killed me I swear
So happy to see so many new posts from you! 😍😍😍😍😍😍
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Great job, Mark. Loving your videos.
Crap week and crappy coming months. I needed the laughs. Thank you so much, Mark.
This isn’t RollerGator. Do RollerGator
2 in a week!!!???
I'm thinking 2021 has some potential to be better than 2020 now.
Mark is posting his videos only within a small gap and guess what I'm freaking loving it❤️.My maaaann😍
Thanks Mark. Enjoy all your content. Your videos are often my go to end of night relaxation on the iPad. Your humor is awesome. My favorites being Trolls 2, the Star Wars Holiday Special, Garbage Pail Kids and Baby Geniuses.
Congrats Mark for the show, I love it and I'm always looking forward for more, can't wait to see what's next on your list, you and Ryan George from Screen Rant are the funniest guys on CZcams, I'm always laughing my ass off with your sense of humour. Keep up the good work
Dude you were on fire with this one ... HILARIOUS
Believe it or not, your videos have helped me through a tough stint...Great work my friend...Keep up the great work...always laughing...😊🙏
Allways have fun with your reviews bro keep up!!
Awesome video Mark, you're hilarious as always and it's great to be getting content from you more often now👍👍
10:40 I laughed way too hard cuz I didn't see the slap coming. And them she slapped him back 🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:30 I too Mark. We have a bond of the soul. Fake drinking, bad fake drink is my ultra pet peeve
everytime you release a video, I stop after 1 min realizing I want to watch it first and then come back here, thank you!
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These uploads, so regular.
This is a very good thing.
Ah, yet another great video! Keep it up, my man!
Oh man, that scene of dude blowing the snake's brains out! Pure trash gold! 😂
Am I the only one who doubles checks to make sure I’m subscribed to this guy!
lmao yeah that mortician is definitely the best part
You are going to break your record if you keep this up! Been a long time fan