Half-Man, Half-JELLYFISH
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- čas přidán 9. 01. 2021
- On this episode of Weird Movies With Mark, I talk about Sting of Death (1965)!
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"People looked a lot older in the 60s!"
No kidding, 36 year-olds were still in high school. Grease taught me that.
Well, you're never too old to learn...
You want to see some horrific abuse of Hollywood playing young actors...? Subject yourself to beverlyhills 90210....vomit bag not included.
and they casually sing songs about forcing woman to have sex....
what a glorious time in the world!!
@@IknowIamkindagreat Just now? I'm just loving being under house arrest again. Oh and the increasing censorship, cancel culture and surveillance by electronic devices is just great.
I'd better shut up in case they hound me out of my job. If I have a job by this time next year.
But isn´t it weird though, that people on old photos always look younger?.....
I get the feeling that Mark doesn't take these films seriously.
Glad I'm not the only one.
It’s so annoying. I want a reasoned review to these fine films.
Bro, its one of the weirdest movies, I ever saw.
..
These films need the respect they deserve
Shit, I was in my early teens when I tried to stomach this film. Some of his films he reviews I saw in the 80's and did the same. And back then I watched them with teens and adults and enjoyed the comments from them. :)
"As if everyone died in sort of sandwich bag massacre."
Someone please make that into a movie.
This was the line that floored me.
Rubber by Quentin Dupieux
Quicksand and lava -- the bane of every child under 10
And those super fast scarabs in The Mummy 😂
And moving clouds.. if you make a face while clouds move, it'll stay that waaay
@@Jason-uw9ex never heard that one before and I grew up in the seventies!
Hell yeah! We ALL knew what to do when you fell into quicksand, even before we could spell it! "Don't struggle; spread your weight out and you'll float!"
The floor is lava. The couch is base.
“So after dinner, Karen decides to go over to the window and look at the beautiful...rocks.” 😂
He delivered and edited that line perfectly, I'm dead
That'd be funny if some tree hugger is out cleaning the ocean and found all these bags and it gets put on the news to say how horrible plastic is for the environment
And I think rain. LOL
“Half Man. Half Jelly, and half Fish” legit made me howl with laughter. I need a t shirt of that because the math is spot on.
I’ll get to work on it for my new merch store
@@FanboyFlicks Sold!
Same, the best joke in this episode 😂
@@FanboyFlicks thanks i'll get my money ready and waiting.
@@FanboyFlicks DUDE do ONE CRAZY SUMMER... so bad it's good cult classic
What’s nuts about the awful jellyfish transformation is they didn’t even have to pretend Egon actually turned into a jellyfish-man: they could have just stuck with him being crazy after having been mistreated so often and assembling a shoddy costume to take revenge, like, “You think I look like I have a jellyfish scar on my face? Well, I guess I’ll just become a scarring jellyfish then!” Much more plausible than him being able to do all that scientific stuff.
But what if I want to team him up with the guy from ZaAt?
@@dubuyajay9964 That's a natural.
I wonder if that was the original version and some backer was like “no no no, he’s gotta be an actual monster!” So they changed it
Imagine, when they go into his jellyfish cave, you see the suite hanging on the wall
I like to listen to Mark when I fall asleep. Its like hes telling me a strange bedtime story.
Same 🤣
Same
Try watching episodes of Fawlty Towers. The accents soothe me to sleep.
Yes! Same. 😆
I commented the same on a few of his videos, I wear headphones and have a neck massager I wear around my neck.., I used to listen to family guy, bobs burgers, and solar opposites until I found this, it puts me to sleep and I have weird funny dreams. Not to say his show is boring, it's just lighthearted and relaxing
They should've used those *dance moves* on the jellyfish
Also, I lost it at the packing heat part LOL
It isn’t funky, or anything that’s junky. It’s really swella, that jilly jalla jellyfish 🎼🎼🎼
And you got a job at 14 and when your 18 you go to whatever war is happening
Are we not gonna talk about how easy it would be to outrun a person wearing swimfins?
You can't outrun them if you don't see them walking slowly toward you, directly in your line of sight.
Are we not gonna talk about how funny swimfins look?
Love your icon man! I can ride my bike with no handlebars! Though I always thought combat was their best song
All jokes aside (and this was very funny, as always) what I noticed most about the movie was how pretty it looks: such beautiful color, not the kind of cinematography you'd expect from such a B-grade production. It also reminded me of "Creature From the Black Lagoon", minus the great underwater footage and superior presentation, of course. Another unexpected gem from Mark.
Analog film, especially the silver nitrate type, was rich in color and texture. Digital pixels just don't compare, IMHO.
@@moebetta4224 it's like the difference between a tube amp and solid state.
Preach it brother
That's DOCTOR marine biologist to you, sonny boy.
I also grew up in the 80s. Can confirm, quicksand was in frikkin' everything. Gave me nightmares for _years_
We all had a fear of quicksand. For some reason when I was younger it was everywhere in films and tv. I thought for sure I’d have at least a handful of quick sand encounters in my life. I’m 33 and I haven’t had one run in with the stuff.
I second that. I'm 29. Never seen any quicksand at all.
I'm almost 40, and as a kid it was like yep I don't want to get stuck in that stuff, but I've never come across it once my whole life.
When rewatching The Incredible Hulk with Bill Bixby as an adult, it was hilarious through my now adult eyes that this Louisiana location was actually just California, and that Bill Bixby gets caught in quicksand and becomes The Hulk. Then he gets attacked by a bear. I laughed so hard at the bear in a swamp in California!!! The episode is actually really good, but that was funny!
Ya, such a plot device in movies and TV and yes, there was a board game. And I do not know of any quicksand locations in my state of Wisconsin that the central portion of the state has pine trees growing in sand and mud. When being up there, anywhere, I have never seen or heard of any saying there was a problem with quicksand to where signs needed to be posted. LOL
So they're being attacked by a giant jumbo jellyfish?
You beat me to it.
A Giant Jumbo Jellyfish?
A Giant Jumbo Jellyfish™!
What happened to her?
Great job (as usual). I'm now doing the "Jellyfish" when I'm at a night club. At least until I've been unceremoniously escorted back to my assisted living facility.
OH, hi mark!
Someone had to say it
Never gets old
@@harris8401 why is this funny?
Mark is a trooper. I couldn't imagine having to sit through these god awful movies.
And rewatch them to edit the clips 🤦🏾♂️
@@JB-bq2qj for real lol
I'm kinda disgusted with how many of these movies I've deliberately watched before seeing them on this show. I spent far too much time watching video tapes in my teens.
If you were getting hundreds of thousands of views and guaranteed subs with every upload you would sit thru them, but now CZcams sucks and only pushes videos that they think support it's political ideology instead of good creators like mark. Hell yt got rid of the dislike numbers because every single white house video gets tens of thousands dislikes and all these crazy leftwing videos get blown out of the water with dislikes
Uh, "trouper." I doubt he has police training.
Perfect timing Mark, finally not in the middle of the night.
Right? For me they’re usually at 2-4 am, when I just shouldn’t be up. Although it is exciting when I catch them.
Speak for yourself, I was about to go to bed.
It is literally midnight where I live...
Was anyone more concerned about her getting a splinter while be pulled from the dock more than the creature getting her?
Nope
Totally, I don’t see how that could have been done without her a least getting grazed.
I needed this, Mark. Got kicked out of where I was staying today. God, help me.
Stay safe my friend. I hope everything gets better.
@@FRANK45CASTLE thank you kind soul. I hope things work out sooner rather than later. It's embarrassing to even talk about. God bless you, man.
@Dubs Night City Please dont be embarrassed. So many people are dealing with the same thing right now and shouldn't have to be. I praying for you, truly.
@@thelifeofmaryd.2494 Thank you so much, ma'am. I need that so much right now. God bless you!
best of luck to you man. most of the time if you do what your conscience tells you to do, everything works out for the better even if it takes some time.
This feels aesthetically like a creature feature version of Manos
Or in other words back then a drive on movie where if it was long enough for you to make out with your girl in the back of the car, then It was indeed a good one.
MANOS 2 the tenticals of fate
@Roo Morgoo too true; in fact, that movie sprang to mind immediately after I posted my comment 😆
What about ZaAt?
A tentacle guy and a girl alone in a cave? I know where this is going.
Get your mind out of the gutter. That's the domain of Japanese anime, not wholesome American movies
@@toddpeterson5904 Not even anime. It goes back to the nineteenth century and before.
@@anonb4632 Now that you mention it, I recall seeing one of those old paintings where a sea monster with tentacles was having its way with a woman.
That chick's body at 2:42 is pretty smoking.
To an epic anime battle with pyrotechnics and martial arts.
"Half man, half Jelly, half Fish" Mark's best line
Another one of my favorite lines: "And this goes on for a REALLY long time."
Nature is beautiful and mysterious and I fully enjoyed this documentary
So this is what Egon meant when he said he collects spores, molds and fungus.
Print is dead
Yeah he's a real fungi.
As an Australian, I have to congratulate Mark on being able to survive our country.
Australia is gross!
Have you seen baby kangaroos? They’re like little pink leeches! Gross!
Why do all your koalas have chlamydia? Gross Australia!
No shit! I think Australia is an awesome and beautiful country but but fuck if I'd ever visit there. Too many deadly animals. I have a friend who went there once and she didnt plan to leave the hotel room. She and her friends were in a nice beach condo resort and on the 10th floor or something, and she still saw a couple of big-ass huntsman spiders in the room. She didnt sleep or use the bathroom in their room for 3 days.
“I guess these out of focus plastic bags with balloons in them are now attacking everyone” I literally doubled over laughing at this :)
This B-movie makes Plan 9 and Santa Conquers the Martians look like masterpieces.
Watch Things horror Canadian movie (1989). That movie makes any movie look like a masterpiece.
Mark: i tought those were just little bags of trash
Me: me too mark, me too
As a historian I can confirm that Mark's description of growing up in the 60s is completely accurate.
Fact: Mark, doesn't wear pants
It's true, I am marks pants
He wears short shorts.
That's why I religiously watch his channel. I'm hoping for a malfunction of the camera tripod, that exposes EVERYTHING
Fact: Mark doesn’t have a LOWER BODY.
@@unterdessen8822 He’s all jellyfish below the waist
Quicksand. When I was a kid I saw an episode of Branded where a guy died in quicksand... and nearly every Tarzan and jungle movie at that time had at least one death by quicksand... freaked me out too! Who knows how many quicksand pits where lurking in rural England?
they don’t see the monster coming because jellyfish are translucent-at least that’s what it said in the script.
I’ve watched every video on the channel over the holidays, happy to be up to date. Let’s go! 🍕😙
Hey Mark! I’ve been here for years and I have to say I’m so happy you’re uploading more often. I love your content.
11:54 Is he a... Giant Jumbo Jellyfish? Did Birdemic 2 rip this movie off?
Hahahahahaha!
12:30 “They’re attacking!”
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Dude, just looking at the subject in & quality of that thumbnail, I thought to myself, “Is he reviewing an episode of Power Rangers?!”
It definitely has that vibe of the first couple seasons of MMPR - probably EVERY season, but, those are the only seasons I watched.
Can’t you just hear Zordon warning the team, “Rangers, be very careful! He may look soft & easy to defeat, however; the sting of the Jelly Jiggler can not only harm you - even through your suits - but, it might be able to interfere with your Zords’ computer systems!”
Then, that annoying little Alpha-5 would chime in with an “Aye-yi-yi-yi-yi! Oh Rangers, please be careful!”
To which Tommy would have pointed to his (underutilized) shield &, with extremely over-exaggerated hand signals, he would’ve responded, “Don’t worry Alpha. The Power Rangers can defeat anything Rita throws at us & still have time for our cross-country, extreme dirt bike stunt show/triathlon race where all proceeds go to the local rehabilitation facility for quadriplegic, dyslexic, orphans who suffer from PTSD!”
Then, Jason would jump in - mostly because, once Tommy showed up, he seemed to be demoted to second-in-command - with something like, “Come on guys, let’s send this guy back to the underwater rock he swam out from under! IT’S MORPHIN TIME!!!”
Yup. I can see it right now.
as someone who has only seen a few epsiodes of power rangers, this feels incredibly accurate
I think the better argument against smoking (coming from a smoker) is that it's bloody expensive! LOL
As soon as you said "here's the thing" my eyes subconsciously looked at your shirt 💀😂
Lol, I grew up in the mid 80's and 90's, and I also had a huge fear of quicksand! It was in all our media for children.
As an Australian who clears up litter, and gets attacked by jellyfish from off screen, I appreciate this video on many levels...
Was waiting for the " Hey guys welcome back tooooooooo the show " !!
ROFL
You're the greatest.
"These aren't even real glasses". .
Quicksand was shown in a ton of shows back then. It was in everything from cartoons to Fantasy Island or even Heart to Heart and Gunsmoke. Class action lawsuit, anyone?
There was even an episode of Knight Rider with quicksand. And that was a show about a guy who drove a talking car.
oh shit i JUST rewatched EARTHQUAKE and cracked up in disbelief at that same astounding detail!!
(the rest is pretty much equally wretched too.)
I found an HD copy of the movie but unfortunately they removed the blood splatter! Might have been because it was the TV version? So I had to settle for the low quality clip I had
what??! orwellian hindsight! creepy
Did you remember when one of the requirements to get funds for a scientifical research was to hire a horrendously scarred or malformed assistant?
One of the World's Greatest Mysteries: How does Mark not have a Million subs??
Blessings bro and to everyone, have a good year...
"And she doesn't see him, even with her peripheral vision"
Well, back then if your eyelashes were not hella thick and blocking everything but your most central scope of vision, they weren't done right.
This video came at just the right time, I'm feeling pretty gloomy because things are just way too real out in the world right now. Thanks Mark, I love your videos.
This movie looks like some bad Star Trek Episode.
Agreed that I though when I saw the movie 3 years ago on CZcams 📼
@The Devil 🦈
It kinda reminds me of ZAAT, too.
But even the bad episodes were still more intelligent ... except maybe Spocks Brain, that one was silly ...
@@voxdraconia4035 agreed 🎥
16:34 "packing heat!...see theres a gun right there" lmao cracked up on this way too hard
this guy should have way more subs
Damn Right!
"packing heat...see theres a gun right there" DEAD. lmao
I’m totally going to do the “jellyfish” when the clubs open back up!!!
Yeah right nigga
My guy Mark always post when I'm smoking. Love this dude 😂😂😂
Ah, yes, I remember the good ol’ days of suntan lotion in the 60’s - for those under 20, it was the opposite of sunscreen; suntan lotion would INCREASE the sun’s effect so you got a darker tan than you otherwise would. Some people actually slathered baby oil on themselves and lay out in the sun like a sparkling leather sausage. Good times.
Wait a sec. THAT'S the point of suntan lotion?? What the actual hell! I didn't freaking know that. Good God what an awful product.
Your humor is just great. I'm glad you keep doing this series it never gets old
I enjoy every video you upload so much that I watch it on Patreon and then on CZcams, you make my days much better..
Great to have you back with so much content recently! You seem reenergised! Great stuff!
Half-man, half-jelly, half-fish... It's the JellyFishMan 😄
Love ya Mark, good job on this episode, I was in stitches the entire time! Keep up the good work! :)
Definitely nailed it
Nailed that “TO the show”. Always important to start on the right foot.
Don’t you mean the right....tentacle? 😏
@@jaceholloway1819 womp womp 😆
Love it! Always enjoy rewatching my favorites of your reviews. Just joined the Patreon - my weird little hedgehog (Quillemina) and I love your channel. You rock! Thanks for all the awesome entertainment. 👍🏻😊🦔
"The jellyfish! They're attacking!" K? Soo... just kinda, briskly doggy-paddle to shore, get out, and, and well, I guess that's it. They aren't gonna get out and kip up on their tentacles like makeshift legs and pursue you. Unless... no, no. They can't do that. I checked.
Okay but that synced monkey dance was like a cherry on top.
Hey fellow Canadien...Thanks for reviewing this movie. I love this movie so much that on some occasions I start singing the "Jilly-Jelly-JellyFish"song!
That guy in the green plaid is going ham with "the Elaine". Hes gonna give himself whiplash!
Dude, I love your reviews - you have no idea how badly I hang out for the new ones.
Easily one of the best
I can't believe how long I've been following you for, keep up the great work dude
Egon had quite the transformation between this movie and Ghostbusters.
Thanks Mark! Love your show!
By the way, in the 1960's people applied suntan lotion to enhance the tan, rather than sunscreen. Nobody used sunscreen then. Suntan oil or lotion only. Tanning was a big deal.
That's why everyone looked older
I had friends in the 80s who loved lying out to tan. I'd put on sunblock and lay out, too, and pretend to be confused about why I somehow never tanned... ;) I cared about skin cancer. Lol.
Thanks for all the laughs !! I saw video about the snake dr and you mentioned this review in it and i had to come re watch it.. Lol great work buddy
OMG....Mark, your commentary is f'ing hilarious!!!! You always manage to cheer me up even on the worst days!!!!
Mark you are my go to sleep buddy. Thank you kindly for your calming presence.
So happy. Wish you did more videos man! I understand schedules tho. Appreciate when you do.
thank you for this show. You are one of my favorite film review channels . You definitely have the Mark of the fanboy.
Is it his mole?
I love all of Mark's reviews one of the best reviewers ever!!!!
Oh Hell Yeah!
First heard about this monster from one of Ashens' really old videos, and always wondered what the hell kind of movie this was. Turns out, it's a masterpiece.
I've heard so many times here that not to get into the water (pool,river,lake,etc..) after you've been on the sun for too long. Tho there was a case here when one guy was laying on the sun for an hour while his friends went for a swim, when they got out he went straight in, dove down and never came back up, his heart gave up due to sudden temperature change and cooling.
Thank you for uploading more frequently!
When people ask why I like this kind of movie so much, I show them a picture of the monster from Sting of death. When they are done laughing, I explain, that, On their best and most creative day, the finest comedy writers in Hollywould couldn't come up with something like that deliberately.
Yet here it is, and it's hysterical.
Best commentary ever! Great job, Mark.
Glad to see you're back
Loving the newest movie reviews Mark, keep it up!
Yay way to go 2021 you just put my favored ytuber in a crippling depression
The "packing heat" bit got me, because I didn't notice the gun u til Mark pointed it out 🤣
fml
Glad I'm not the only one
The funny thing is, I wrote the beginning of the joke and was sitting there trying to figure out how to finish it. Then I noticed the gun and thanked the b-movie gods for giving me such a perfect opportunity
@@FanboyFlicks One of those guns doesnt need a permit. I'll let myself out.
Woooo ! Was literally just looking for your new stuff. Nice 👍🏼
I waited all week for one of these
I swear you find the most wired & bizarre films that I have ever seen Mark lol Great way to start off 2021!
Great vid Mark. Lov the iPad tablet you got for prompting :))
"Guy with the flare vs. Guy with a bag over his head." LOL.
"Welcome back, 2 the show!" Best thing I've heard this year 🤘😎
Yey thanks for the birthday present just in time to brighten up my bday , your the best mark :)
Just discovered your channel! Not sure how but sure glad I did!
I lost it at the "packing heat part"!...
Great job Mark, love your work!