Trump Is Losing the Shutdown Fight: A Closer Look
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- Seth takes a closer look at how it's becoming clear that President Trump has no way out of the government shutdown he's boxed himself into.
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*"A shutdown falls on the President’s lack of leadership. He can’t even control his own party and get people together in a room. A shutdown means the president is weak." --- Donald Trump, 2013.*
1st Law of Trump: for each Donnie statement there is another Donnie's statement saying the opposite thing
Is this irony or hypocrisy? I need help 😂😂
"we have a president who doesn't care about inconveniencing people" donald trump when Obama was president
"they'll make adjustments, they always do" donald trump when donald trump is president talking about how he's keeping people from getting paid. truly a man of the people.
Erasmus the blasphemous probe it
@@YourMomWasHere2Day "probe it"???? Is this some kind of Q alien demand lol???
Trump reminds me of Michael Scott from The office where he said, “ Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.”
"The wheel is medieval."
Yeah, but you don't see modern cars with wooden cartwheels, now do you?
This. Like No, Walls arent Medieval, the concept of using a Wall to shut Out Problems on the Other Side is.
"I'm worried about grandpa" had me dying laughing!!
Yesssss🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had to watch it a few times
I like how the border agent lady is talking to Trump like a preschool teacher.... holy crap.
Hey, she gets it.
imperial_glass SAW that cx
"They can name it 'Peaches'. I don't care."
Oh, you'll get your peaches all right. Impeaches.
😂😂😂❤
Brilliant.
I didn't even think about that lol nice!
Did you know cars had wheels ?
Gold
OMG, that wheel/wall thing!😂🤯🤔😱
What happened to his assurances that Mexico would pay for the wall?
Their is 27 thousand Mexican soldiers on the border who is assisting in stopping illegal immigration and Mexico is paying for it. Illegal immigration is now down 75% on the border. Why isn't CNN or MSNBC reporting on this?
With Trumps new Mexico, Canada Trade agreement the results are the same as Mexico paying for the wall.
@@nedstewart1 bahahhahahaha u trumpublicans are so gullible!!
it costs billions of dollars to build the wall but 55 million to replace all of the pipes in flint. yikes.
Impeach the president!!!!
That is why a lot of local government (aka mayors) pays out of their own personal pocket instead of going through the bureaucracy if the price is A LOT cheaper.
@Noel Blake Obama didn't say that!
@Noel Blake Funny, because the Flint water crisis was started by REPUBLICAN governor Rick Snyder, to build an unnecessary pipeline to Flint, shut down the existing pipeline from Lake Huron and the Detroit river and divert it to the cheaper industrial waste dumping-ground called the Flint River, and as soon as GM complained that the water was corroding their parts, GM got the Huron water back...and ONLY GM, because they had given hundreds of thousands of $$$ to the republican governor's association to help elect rick Snyder. Meanwhile, those who were testing for lead in children were told to bury the results, after it was found that ALL children in Flint had lead levels far above a dangerous level of 3.5, with some coming in at the 12's.
All you morons can do is blame Obama for everything. Your ice cream melted, it's Obama's fault. You stabbed yourself with a pen accidentally, it's Obama's fault. You caught a cold, it's Obama's fault. When are you ever going to blame anything on anyone else? Trump tells you that he deliberately lies to fool morons like you, and you still blame Obama. What are you going to do when there is no more Trump?
I'd give you Fahrenheit 11/9, but you are too stupid to watch it anyway, because it isn't a Trump propaganda video.
@Noel Blake Fake news, never happened. Just more neo-fascist libtard speak.
Stupidity is medieval, too. Indeed, some things never change.
Walls,walls never changes
If you play video games you’ll get that one
Nelson Gaskell Gimme some Nuka-Cola
Stupidity is older than that and still works look it won a election.
The wheel! I'm dying! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just went on a tirade about how stupid Trump is to call the wheel Medieval. He always says he doesn't need to read books because he just knows things. He's so ignorant! I laugh to keep from crying, but I end up laugh crying instead 🤣
I said "Do they all have wheels" lmao i can't i can't i honestly can't right now 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Literally every media briefing in the past month:
"The Wheel. And the Wall. They have a lot in common. They both start with the letter W. We have a lot of wheels in this country. So it makes a lot of sense we should also have the Wall. Thank you, that is all, thank you."
- But Mr. president what about the Russia...
(chorus) You caaan't always have what you waaaant...
I just have to laugh 😂😂😂 I got tired of crying & waiting for nuclear war 🤷 I have to treat Trump like a daily stand up routine. I tune in & rate his act. He really seems to be getting the hang of it 😂😂😂 What an idot we have for a President 🤦
Jametris just two more years 😂 I think...we’re praying for you
First Last Lol was that racist statement supposed to offend me
wheel and wall, wheel and wall, wheel and wall, wheel and wall, He need to be locked up ASAP.
3:59 "Hey, uh... I'm worried about grandpa..." 😂😂😂😂
umbrella0110...yea, no, it’s wheel wall 🤣
I found it hilarious that the Border Patrol agent debunks the usefulness of a wall to his FACE.
And must employ visuals! "Donnie, this is a TUNNEL"
@Mike Grover Send your inner troll back under the bridge. No need to be rude.
The funny thing is that most illigal immigrants come into the country legally and outstays their visas by traving to US 30000 feet up in and 900 km/h speed
@Mike Grover right... Dipshit.
@Mike Grover: Spell check is useless since ceased is a correctly spelled word. Pot meet kettle.
I cannot🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Yea, I'm worried about grandpa...................yeah, it's a wheel wall" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂
He never had a hammer in his hand. He would not know what a nail is.
and he's never pushed a shopping trolly. SO SAD. TOO BAD
Not even 100% certain he's ever wiped his own ass.
But he sure as hell knows what a wheel is.
Wow are you ignorant. Trump worked summers in his fathers construction business and has knowledge of all phases of the construction business, which probably gave him the knowledge to build his skyscrapers which line the Manhattan skyline. Or his many rental properties in New York.Or his world class golf resorts all around the world.
Trump is definitely showing signs of first stage dementia,.
He was born like that. There is an R word for it, but it's use is discouraged, so lets call him developmentally challenged. With a few hundred years more work, he will surely learn to read.
Maybe more like stage 3. My father who has been diagnosed with dementia makes way more sense.
MsBettyR. Loooooooooool
Only first stage?
Nah, he was born normal but chose to be an idiot knowing the consequences despite actions committed. That's the real definition of the R-word. Other people that qualify as such are basic criminals, and of course Trump Supporters.
A developer does not equal a builder; the fact he doesn't understand that speaks volumes
Right. Sitting at a desk and saying "let's build that new hotel" doesn't mean you can build...it means you have enough money that you don't need to know how to build...you pay someone to pay someone to build.
@Mike Grover Umm he's not arguing with anyone, he made a factual statement.
drumpf is going to build the wall out of cheap Chinese steel like he did his hotels? He is a builder.
@Mike Grover Being a Billionaire doesnt necessarily make you smart, the money was all inherited.
@Mike GroverI dont watch fox news or whatever right wing spin factory you are plugged into. He built his hotels with cheap foreign made materials and very often didn't pay his contractors afterwards. Art of the Deal indeed.
6:03 Who are the idiots wearing ten gallon hats inside the White House? A gentleman removes his hat when indoors, PERIOD. I guess during the shutdown the coatcheck room was closed.
So your saying Muslims should remove their head coverings?
Did trump ppl really think Mexico would build trump a wall?
It’s insane.
“ Impeach the MF”.......👮🏼♀️
They need to play the clip of him saying he'll take responsibility for the shut down everywhere damn near everyday, including in his face.
@@bladedesoul be careful he might send the service after you lol
His facial pores are large enough to hold hundreds of little projectors so the clip actually comes out of his face - so trump himself can see it everywhere. Constantly. Until he finally bursts open at the seams and green slime rolls out and into the sewer.
What? oh. I was dreaming again.
@Fubzilla well that's a rather ignorant thing to say. He's obviously brown as his profile picture clearly shows. Someone doesn't know their colors lol also color has nothing what so ever to do a closed government. I assume you have a job so it affects you too.
How do those people sit and stand near him without laughing?
They are actors who are paid??
no problem , well that is until you talk then they laugh
The press corps has professional discipline which is exercised strictly around Trump to prevent from laughing or expressing rage.
Idk they’d have to drag me away I’d crack up
Chris Bacher you mean without throwing up.
"This is a tunnel."
-- Trump needs an explanation.
A tunnel who is only used by drug smugglers and not the masses trying to cross our border illegally.
They should call it ‘Obama Wall’. That would make Trump stop wanting that damned wall immediately.
@UsernamesForDummies
🤣👍
Excellent idea! Then the Dumbocrats would agree to it and there would at least be something positive about the Obama presidency.
Agreed. Though mind if we name it some more majestic like, The Barack Obama Great Wall of Wisdom, Empathy and Mercy. Then begin to name all "foreign" caravans after Donald Trump, like weather forecasters do for storms. The Donald Caravan is building in Western South America, it's projected to be a 9/10 on the migration scale and it estimated to arrive in 69 days.
He just said the Dems can call it anything they want.
They can call it the "Obama is greater than God and Jesus WALL" if it causes people to use the legal points of entry.
That approach has worked before.
He actually had to check to see if vehicles use wheels?
Ssshhhh... nobody tell him about tanks. Or hovercraft. Or dogsleds.
It was meant as a counter argument to those telling him walls were medieval and therefore useless. Too bad he explains everything in a way that makes him look like an idiot, it's something he can never get right
@@12Metatron Actually, opening his mouth and making himself look like an idiot is a skill that he's honed for many decades! ;-)
@@12Metatron make him look an idiot, he is an idiot.
Exactly.
In one dame year trump has given comedian more materials than every president in USA history combine lol😂😂 😂😂 😂😂😂😂 😂😂 😂😂..
@mike boultinghouse I'm showing my age you just went down the whole dame list of names lol .. 😂😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 My info is from Google dumbnuts, you did hear about that invention right? or are you still using post office.😂😂😂 😂😂 😂😂
@mike boultinghouse No, no those were not in any way comparable to the Orange Buffon insulting veteran soldiers who sacrificed all in the line of duty, insulting the British queen, Raking the woods is my personal favourite as I am decended from Finland ..... to many to count anyway but now he said here at 8:40 the fault in the design of the wall 'is the fault of the previous administration'. Er, Obama had a wall on this agenda now?
(So not even Nixon, he understood the workings of international diplomacy and were quite shrewd in understanding the political playfield.)
@mike boultinghouse Yes I am an idiot, but a happy idiot, just like the Dinsdales. :)
FYI: Sometimes I make comments based on the fact and derived from from the viewpoint I that I actually lived and worked in USA in the 1980's.
You are however correct in your analysis that Trump got elected as many were tired of career politicians, and that is a phenomenon seen in many other countries as well.
Such protest parties generally are on the far end on the political scale, but even though the leaders of such parties often are politically shrewd they generally do not get more than 10-15% of the votes.
The difference with USA and what makes this so species is that in this case one person who is obviously inept in understanding both international treaties, diplomacy as well as the workings and legislation of his own country became the country's leader.
EVERY LEADER IN THE WORLD. IN HISTORY
@mike boultinghouse NO DUDE I REMEMBER ALL OF THEM. IT IS NOT EVEN CLOSE, TRUMP IS A COMEDIANS DREAM.
"Wheels are older than walls." Bollox. Clueless child.
When Trump started speaking about walls and wheels it made me very sad. I don't even live in America, so technically it's not really something that would actually affect me, but seeing how senile Trump sounds and how hellbent he is to build a useless wall and let hundreds of thousands people suffer - with the consequence, that some might not be able to pay their rent and buy food... that's just sad.
We always saw Trump as some kind of dangerous clown over here and now I really feel with you guys.
Also, at 6:02 are these politicians really wearing _cowboy hats?_ That's so stereotypical that it's comical.
@McDonald's Big Mac xD
Sorry
Help us...
@@elgieswift3498 I really wish I could!.... 😅 Come to Germany ^^
The hats bothered me too. Where's their etiquette? No hats inside the building. How are they southerners but do not know this #frauds
I just wish the public would keep better care of the National Parks while the government is closed.
Open or closed doesn't matter to a certain segment of America.
Just shows u how people in society have gotten with not caring about anything anymore.
Why are they open if the government is shut down and the parks aren’t staffed? There should be a Closed Until Further Notice sign on the gates.
The wheel is *not* older than the wall. Wheels were invented in 3500 BC but theres evidence of walls dating back to the beginning of the holocene.
Awesome !!!!!!!!!!
The wheels on his bus are flat and crazy. Impeach!
Shannon Boyd
Don't you mean FAT and crazy ??!!!
Then roll with President Snow Top? Yikes!
Yeah and it’s the bus for people who are “special”
Why tf he need to be always "best of..." or "....no one better than me". He speaks like a toddler bragging in kindergarten... Incidentally, he has the writting skills of one too.
He never got any superlatives in high school.
@@YourMomWasHere2Day sounds like a personal problem
Goddess of Trauma what gave that away?
@@YourMomWasHere2Day
Imma call you Neo, cause you dodged that bullet.
Luis Martinez K
It is like we have all been transported into an alternate universe created by T. Get me outta here!!!
2.4k Republicans dislike that trump is solely to blame for this whole ordeal. I mean, it's not like both Republicans and Democrats agreed on a bill that doesn't include funding for the wall then had the President say "Nope not gonna sign it," am I right?
Sure there probably is 2.4k stupid Republicans, but that is far less than millions of Democrats stupid enough to belive their leaders refusing all compromise, is somehow Trump's fault...
Then explain me one thing. Why didn't they include the funding for the wall in the bill? If they thought that trump would sign such a bill they must be retarded.
If democrats won't end this trump will build a wall with state of emergency.
stfu rage , you area minority that is going to be deported
The WALL IS OLDER than the wheel by about 4500 years
#45 can't comprehend such a big number. That's why he keeps going bankrupt.
.... You mean older than the middle ages?!?
Trump just likes to say Mid-EVIL timeshe loves the word Evil.. maybe a personal thing with him. He's been repeating it all month!
they've given up fact checking him.
It's fun nobody pointed out that historical error.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defensive_wall
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheel
Maybe don't keep repeating the word 'wheels' when the wheels have obviously come off your whole damn administration.
Am I the only fucking person not convinced that the wheel came before the wall!?!?
Or is it just so obvious, we're collectively choosing to ignore it?
I don't think the wheels were ever on to begin with.
A wall is necessary to make a shelter. Humans need food, water, and shelter to live.
Basic logic says our ancestors made shelters, a necessity for survival, way before they made their lives easier with wheel.
No idea why people aren't ridiculing this either.
Wrong. Look up HR5404
@@generalkenobihellothere7389
Yes, exactly, a wall is not an invention it's a useful repurposing of the environment. We were making walls before we were _human._ Even in the animal kingdom you can find them making walls, crustaceans live in soda cans and turtles just make their own.
Oh my God, and he is the president ...
John Jordan > Oh my God, and he is the President ...
No God can save us now. It's going 2 B up 2 us 2 save ourselves & each other. Fortunately, Pelosi & the rest of Democrats just proved 2 the rest of America that we can do it.
You Just figured this out?!
EVEN AFTER 2 YEARS, STILL HARD TO BELIEVE.
I think walls came before the wheel due to the fact that caves were used for shelter before they needed wheels. Uh education is important people. Keep learning and don’t stop. Please. 😆
"Even the real exspensiz ones." Ahh such a difficult word to pronounce. Much like "United Shtatesh". Lol
the yayo did this xD
It's the dry dentures...eww
Let's be honest the man is a true wordsmith.
Corey Stewart I wonder how he copes with Shakespeare then? Maybe his teeth will actually fall out!
@@vegasbrit9440 watching Trump trying to read Shakespeare would be COMEDY GOLD.
They need to put trump in an old folks home he is losing it 😂
25th Amendment, it's there, demand that Congress uses it.
How???? I agree...it is the most obvious need for the preservation of the United States as a respected power...we must involke the 25th...it might show the world that we are not all completely stupid.
The 25th Amendment doesn't "work that way." The Vice President and a majority of the cabinet have to agree in order to invoke it.
@@brianstraight9308 Pence might be down if he gets to be president after
@@Night.League The cabinet would have to take their hands out of the till to vote.
Seth - your writers are brilliant!
This shows that your mom was not wrong when she said “you can be whatever you want. Even the president of the U.S”
It's so funny to me how Trump, who campaigned as a master deal maker, thinks compromise is "give me exactly what I want but use a different word when you talk about it (I will continue to use the same word)."
I read that quote in Seth's "Donnie" voice!
Just plain stupid.
I'll have a hamberder with extra covfefe.
John Rife hahaha
Might as well have a smock when you're done that hamberder.
🤣🤣🤣
Maybe a hamberder is the 1%'s version of a hamburger. Us commoners just don't understand. He is giving us a peek into how the upper echelon actually live.
Peachy-dory!
the whole thing was good- but adding the classic Bugs Bunny "I knew I should have taken a Left turn at Albequerque" was excellent
🎵🎵And the wheels on the bus go round and round🎵🎵🎵kindergarten at the WH
Please let him run with scissors!
Tcadiz Wald lmao!
Hahaha 2 funny
this gave me a good laugh i love it, . lol
If he only knew how to use them... I'm pretty sure he never used scissors in his life. If you don't believe me, just look at his hair. If a reporter gave him scissors and said, do you know what this is? Trump would say... "walls, wheels, ...these are two knives next to each other... ancient tech-no-logic". I'm like very smart. I have the best Jeans.
@Mindy Hitchcock Keep on "little satanust"- just don't complain when lucifur finally DOES get you (Rev. 21:8).
As a German I find this whole ordeal kind of ridiculous. We had a wall dividing our country for 40 years. With soldiers shooting people who tried to cross it at sight and land mines 'protecting' it and people still tried and succeeded in getting on the other side. And the former border dividing Germany is nothing compared to the Mexican-American border. If people are desperate and want to get over it, they will get over it or die trying.
How about you take those 5 Billion and try to fight some of that poverty in Mexico so people wont feel the need to run away from their homes instead. Or invest it into education and you might actually profit from those coming to you. Basically everything would be more useful than this wall..
kinda depressing that a random German citizen has more common sense than a modern day world leader. But you raised many good points. A wall won't make all of these "problems" vanish suddenly, and i think people forget that fact. If a person of high status says something involving statistics or comparisons, they take their word for it like it's written gospel and believe it to be completely true, when in reality those things happen within a country by it's own citizens. The thing about America is, we don't do anything for anybody unless it benefits us which is sorely wrong and demented, even if it's for our own people, there has to be ulterior motives. Especially for a nation that was founded on freedom, liberty and independence, notions that became warped into the exact opposite.
I'm not religious by any means but can this guy get an amen!?
Actually, can they both get one?
@@georgeburton8980 Do you have any arguments or is this all you have to offer? I hope you realise it says more about you than about the people you're trying to insult.
Argue what ?? my german grand parents came here after WW 1 . LEGALLY . So your german but what do you know about your father land ?? Do you want to be educated ?? Why did WW 1 end ?? What part did the jews play in that ? When Russia kicked the jews out and they returned to Germany why did they fight to make Germany communist ? who declared war on germany on 7/21/1939 ?? who then really started WW 2?
He sounds like he ate too much HAMBERDER, got behind the WHEEL, and crashed into a WALL!
Tariq Shaweesh 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Dander Spat be gone Russian
OMG! That is funny!
😁😁😁
Can't believe it's been 3 1/2 years
It's better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you are a moron than to open it and remove all doubt.
@@thomasjensen6243 Omg, Dad? Is that you?
@@thomasjensen6243 Seriously though, Trump announced his candidacy in June of 2015. This was fun. Now I have a date to get to and frankly I don't have any more time to discuss the compelling nuances of internet trolling but I wish you better hobbies.
You are correct for the most part, from candidate to president, there's been too much trump. But his rhetoric and bad behavior towards the presidency spans longer as he antagonized the prior two thru twitter and his now hidden vlogs.
@@Thomas-VA Yeah, I know and that's a really good point regarding the birth certificate conspiracy but I was just leaving a politically depressing comment on the internet not looking to debate Trump's lifelong egomaniac rampage.
It's one thing to be called stupid ... but to actually say that the wheel is older than the wall on TV... that's prove positive that Trump is in fact stupid. And to call himself a Builder .... Bob the builder would be offended.
Where you there? So how are you so sure
@@georgeburton8980 Because people were making shelters with WALLS before they started making things with wheels on them. Archeology, dude. Just sayin...
umm do you have a point ?? or are you just trolling
@@georgeburton8980 You asked how we know which was "invented" first and I told you. Or is that too high brow of a thought process for you to understand?
it all depends on perception . Was not the earth created first ? is the earth a round ball ? what about the circle of life ?
Call the wall “Obama Is Better Than Trump” and watch how fast Trump backs down on building the wall
Haha! Dems should tell him that they'll give him the wall but only if he paints it gold & puts Obama's name on it every 25 ft. or so.
Viola! No more wall! 🤗🤗🤗🤣🤣🤣
Good one !
How about the Trump Kavanaugh sexual assault memorial wall.
This is so embarrassing for our poor Country. please beloved heroes hurry up take this Clown down..
By the way thank you to all of you public servants and beloved heroes for y'all sacrifices..
I physically cringe when he talks about the wheel and walls
I do not believe the wheel is older that the wall.
I Went To Danvers Massachusetts With My Friends One Year Later We The Historic Museum John Adams and Salem Witch Museum. Love, Giovan Pascal.
This is to brutal to watch,, my God Trump needs to go to a home
ikr? It's almost physically painful to sit through these clips. Unbelievably embarrassing.
There are places that specialize in Alzheimer's. They have walls he's looking for.
Agree to a wall in exchange for universal healthcare. Suggestion from Canada.
For a guy who "wrote" "The Art of the Deal" you think he'd be trying to make some kind of deal to get his wall money. He's made zero attempt to give the Democrats anything in return. Imagine Trump as a hostage negotiator. He'd just keep mindlessly repeating "give us the hostages".
Ash - Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! from Canada.
Wall in exchange for a resignation.
Let's agree to a "Wall" in exchange for his immediate resignation.
You can’t say ‘universal’ or trump with think it’s for everyone in the universe.
Absolutely funny as heck. I kept lmao!!!
'you all make fun of me, so no salary' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I KNEW I shoulda taken that left toirn at. Alburqueque!
Errrrm I'm 99.9999999% sure they had walls long before the wheel was invented.
im 100% certain. just look up 'oldest wall' i did and found a wall in turkey that dates 11,500 yrs ago about 6000yrs before the wheel was invented lol
Try explaining that to a trumptard!
Stork Clips You are 100% wrong. The wheel was not invented before the wall.
@@StorkClips the wall was invented 200 BCE? So... The ancient Greeks, Persians and Phoenicians made their cities in caves? Rome had existed for 300 years as a city without buildings? The Egyptian temples built thousands of years before that were made without walls?
Where did you learn your history...? Don't tell me you're a creationist.
a wall is a straightforward approximation of something natural. a wheel, consisting of a disc attached to an axle, requires some invention as it has no natural analog. obviously the wall came much earlier.
Seth You missed the point : not the caves that had walls - "people" have actually built walls and also monuments way before a Wheel... and for all disputers : YES they used logs to transport the material for those monuments but it took centuries to figure out how to make a narrow functioning wheel on an axis.....
When he was explaining a wheel being older than a wall he reminded me of my crazy ass dad
Seth makes me feel so much better about the world
Same. I look forward to these even though it's such a sour topic to always be addressing.
Seth and many libs are too quick to declare victory over Trump though. It's a long battle to get this whack job out of there, with no room for complacency.
I always get so butt hurt when each segment ends. 😦 I want MORE. Just a few mins at a time, ain't long enough 😖 He's just the kinda person that's just NATURALLY funny 😄 & just cuz he makes light of a bad situation, that doesn't make what he's saying ne less true. I don't see how all this truth just seems to skip right over ppls ears tho 🤔🤔🤔
@SillyCommieValley Your parents must really hate you if they let you go on the internet unsupervised kid.
Lelynn Miller I wish he did these every day!!
"Peaches" you mean impeachment?
Zaxor Von Skyler let's IMPEACH This Peach!!!!
That's what he meant to say!
I loved the White House Drive Through joke 😂
Nobody is considering Air Travel?????
If he really believes the wheel is older than the wall there are some real issues
Mike - Yeah, I guess all those Egyptians dragged all those blocks up the pyramids because their tyres were flat. Same with the builders of Stonehenge.
Is Orange that stupid I believe this is the Dumbest thing in all history like he always say No one can do it like he can, definitely prove it without a doubt
No, walls are older than wheels.
Lol
at some point, at one of these press conferences, someone has to just blurt out and yell, "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???!!!!!"
The trump voice impression was too on point 😂
It's almost like he has no idea what he doing. Who would've thought........
The only reason I hope this new AG nominee gets selected, is so he can dramatically remove his glasses to reveal he is actually John Goodman.
J G well get used a lot of people saying that, because he really does look like John Goodman.
Its not exactly genius material.
I picture him going full Walter the instant he gets confirmed.
**Takes hand of Bible, puts on yellow sunglasses, pulls out Colt 1911**
the real "Expenses ones." how nice the President knows his own language... xD
He believes walls will work because of wheels? O.O *facepalms*
He also thinks wheels were invented during the Medieval Times (The Middle Ages).
Can you imagine being an undefeated team an entire season. And the president rewards you with a Big Mac 😂😂😂😂
and not even a hot Big Mac. They had to cook all the burgers and fries, then they had to be delivered to the White House, set up on the tables, then Trump had the press take pictures of him and he had some comments. By the time the players ate, it must have been room temperature. Fast food doesn't taste good once it gets cold.
Hugo Cabret Imagine being invited to dinner at the White House and thinking you will be getting a wonderfully prepared culinary experience, and walk in to a bunch of room temperature fast food? Those guys I bet felt majorly ripped off. Like one of the players said “I thought it was a joke”.
I said the same thing every kid done had Mcdonalds if they are the champions why not give them a nice hearty meal not fast food he knew what he was doing
He kids, dad got drunk and beat the hell out of mom again, who wants McDonald’s?
Walls... wheels... Bears.... Beets... Battestar Gallactica. Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Glactica...
I'm worried about grandpa Dwight.....
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99 wheels on the wall, and the bus goes round and round like a round big Mac attack.
LMAO the bugs bunnny part about the left turn certainly shows what Trump is watching on Saturday morning. LMAO
@9:40 LMAO The lady describing that tunnels are being dug under walls is talking to Trump like he's a 5th grader ."This is a tunnel". haha. Classic
Sorry - but Seth is getting the 'two to tango/both sides' thing wrong. There are two people tangoing here, Trump and McConnell. One for refusing to sign, and the other for refusing to override Trump's veto. Both sides of the Republican party are to blame, and every-time Seth gets that wrong he's handing the GOP a free pass that they absolutely do not deserve.
You're absolutely right about McConnell. To be honest, I sometimes wonder if he still the in politics, considering how much quieter he is compared to when Obama was in office.
Trump stares outside the window of the oval office while singing his favorite song "THE WHEELS ON THE BUS, GO ROUND AND ROUND, ROUND AND ROUND" HAHAHAHA
I'm waiting for them (comedians) to bring up "expensis" instead of expensive !😂😂
It's in several different compilations
Sorry I'm not sure exactly which ones, easy enough to find
Search either "trumps mental decline"
Or dumb things trump says
Or, trumps lies
Probably all the above 🤦🏽
best one yet!
Will no one think of the hamberders???
Listen to her say "This is a TUNNEL!"...….like she's saying it to a preschooler.....is she ?
I caught that as well.
Because she knows shes talking to someone with half a brain cell left and he is dumb as a box of rocks. Why havent they removed him quickly and quietly and replaced him with someone more capable of being a president and a leader? We have seen time and time again that trump is a criminal and a insane liar.
well....he needed visuals .............apparently everyone who ever has a moment with him has to present as a slide show because he can't understand or remember otherwise.
For real!
My exact thoughts! 😂
Remember how he thought Mexico would pay for his dumb wall?
Remember how you thought Hillary would win?
radrobd great...another trump minion releasing his stupid into the world
@@beaglebailey4523 wow another Democrats releasing his stupidity on the world.
Another liberal sheeple waiting to be told what to think next. BAH BAH
radrobd Another Trumptard listening to orangemans lies as if it was gospel, letting himself act upon fears generated by orangemans weird and ignorant world view.
Wangdoodling 🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊's- Oh God how I hate this presidency 😖
Why no one is calling this what it is: EXTORTION!!!
Chipotlegarcia it’s not just trumps fault, the president and Congress needs to agree on what to fund how much where etc; and trump said a while ago if there’s no money for wall he isn’t signing it and so far there has been no wall and trump kept his word; so just by keeping his word he is being called an extortionist; pick up a fricken dictionary
i'm starting a campaign to force congress to investigate trump's probable investment in companies contracted to build that wall! email Pelosi, schumer, Bernie sanders, cortez, elizabeth warren and your own senators and house reps. and advise others to do the same. if congress won't impeach that criminal buffoon WE WILL! they should seize this opportunity to impeach that jack ass. now's the PERFECT time!
@@rpgsprenkeldemon3704 Every expert that has been interviewed and gave reports on the efficacy of a border wall says it is not the right way to go. To fund it and forgo more efficient and effective measures for border security is a waste of money. It is literally wasting our money. I think our borders need to be a lot more secure but a wall is not going to give our country true security that it needs.
@@rpgsprenkeldemon3704 Merriam Webster definition of extort: to obtain from a person by force, intimidation, or undue or illegal power. I will give you he isnt using violence. His original promise was Americans were not paying for the wall. People do not want a wall nor do want to pay for wall. However he is throwing a tantrum literally saying things like he doesn't care who he hurts until he gets what he wants. Trump is holding up this process and using federal workers as hostages.
@@rpgsprenkeldemon3704 thought Mexico was paying for the wall?
They found a bug's bunny episode... Seth your research staff is awesome.
that lady pointing at the tunnel sounds like a lady who is scolding either her toddler or her dog who just messed up the carpet.
I don't get that cause people stayed in caves before the wheel
you fucking idiot
“Hey Macaroni!” 🤣😂
When Trump talks, all i hear is Charlie Brown's teacher lmfao 😂😂😂😎
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Mike Grover Dude, u need to get laid. You have some sexual issues apparently. Anybody who supports trump has serious issues.
that's such a blessing... but that does explain how people voted for him
he's by far the dumbest person i have ever heard speak
which is the problem with demos they don't (listen) they preach and demand.
"We could call it peaches" Lol!!
Government employees working without pay is what Trump call running a business
Wheels are older then walls?????? Ugh I'm so disappointed. We are the laughingstock of the world at the moment...
Elizabeth .... The sadder part about that is that trump could care less ... he thinks we all love him ... and that we "respect" America once again. What he doesn't realize is... we have always respected America ... until now .... he knows that we think he's an idiot ... he just doesn't care ! After all .... " he " alone can fix this .... What he doesn't tell you is that Israel, russia, and the saudi's are the only ones who are happy about him and his stupidity ...More American deaths are caused by mass shooters in one year, than the total of murders EVER done by illegal immigrants. Maybe he should get passionate about that instead of about a stupid wall ... I worry for your country.
@@sharyn5697 well said sister. It's sad. I use to think that he wasnt gonna last a whole year before he got impeached.. now I'm more worried that we are gonna have for this full term and the next one.. he seems to want to be like a dictator. That's why he admires kim guy. And the rest. I hope this country doesnt turn into that 😥
@@elizabethgarcia-uz4oq There is no way he should win in 2020 ... of course. we thought that last time.... but I don't believe he "won" ... your electoral college was somehow bought ... I truly believe that. And, it very well may be bought next time too ... I have said from day one that he is a dictator ... when he came back from Singapore, and said that kim "loved his people ... and his people loved him" that convinced me I was right. he said he wished "his people" would love him like that.... he's proving it right now with this shut down ... There is NO reason for that ... he was offered five times what he wants now and he turned it down ! his stupid wall could be half built by now ... but he refuses to give DACA kids citizenship... he could care less about them ... and even less about a wall .... the wall is just a tool to use against the dems so he can complain about them, and blame them for everything. he had all 3 houses of government ... he could have gotten it done by EO if he had too... he doesn't give a damn. It's a bad part of history ....
Spoiled virtue signaling miseducated anti western civilizations brats are the embarassment.
@@xxcelr8rs Awww but insecure little boys trying to derail any serious political discussion with your infantile straw manning and super-whiny but grandiose statements about "western civilization" definitely aren't "the" embarrassment. Lel stop looking for "the" cause of "anti western civilisation" thought just so you can blame people you don't like for your personal life, ya snowflake!!!
Take care of your fucking rent and job idiot. Western civilisation can take care of itself, my fellow post-modern, pompous millennial.
Work harder and better than these immigrants if you have the balls for it instead of looking to your government for protection Mr.Edgelord. Your fellow "western civilisation" hires foreigners over complacent, entitled people such as yourself just like Trump himself gets all his manufacturing done in China smdh
Can I just say one thing people...the level of humour we get in comments section like this one has become epic. This dystopian nightmares we currently find ourselves in has at least made us all bring our comedy A game. Props to all y'all!!!
Yes! I haven't laughed so hard. People arefunny!
If I don't laugh, I'll cry.
Notice how Seth has went from a full suit and tie, to just an unbuttoned shirt. It was a LONG four years 🤣
Outstanding seth