Elden Ring Review | Dark Souls IIII (VI) | Dung Eater Edition™
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- čas přidán 3. 04. 2022
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This is real life.
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The fact that he's reviewing this game means he's discovered the present timeline and could be here with us right now. I'm scared.
Bold of you to assume he hasn't always been here
on a sleepless night, pale moonlight, you may hear dreaded words
HEY
HEY
...
I think he was the 4th character in Sucker for Love. His book is an ancient installation manual written by the 'stars' that contains a floppy disk, a CD and a thumb drive, all of which you need a computer that can run each of them...to install Sseth into your reality.
What's with all of these comments i really don't get it he has reviewed recent games in the past maybe not new releases but this just sounds ridiculous
@@theorganizationxiii9765 It’s just people having a bit of fun, it’s not that serious.
Its rare that our African Warlord and approved Medical Professional is reviewing a new game that doesn't need to have a 30-year old computing hardware from a junk shop in Romania
Bestest comment🥳🎇
OI M8 I'M FROM ROMANIA YOU WANNA HAVE A GO?
He reviewed Outward, Qud, Endless Space idk what else that's modern
you don't have the right, O you don't have the right, so to speak you don't have the right, O you don't have the right.
@@Cosmitzian Show us your wares.
Naming the horse "Torrent" is the most effective antipiracy measure ever devised.
Underrated comment
Thats probably only true if people are writing torrent in the searchbar when searching on a torrent site. I would assume few people google after torrents
@@Girigo94 Still works better than any DRM.
it's more effecitive than the EAC
and yet doing -horse in the search will instantly nullify all their efforts.
"3 ghosts appeared, sucked him off, then disappeared. This is where he got the idea for multiplayer." I havent laughed this hard in YEARS
The Guts roleplay was good. I also do that
Sad life ?
@@homelander2243 he literally mocks it because of how lame it is
@@KhadiPlaysYeah and? He literally just said it was good. Oh wait you meant literally as in "you're wrong because he just said this so I'm going to unnecessarily point out what was literally said to prove that" when it's all about opinions so. Idek if you have the brain function to understand differing opinions.
@@goodguyguan3412 You definitely have more chromosomes than brain cells.
I never expected Seth to review a game that's both new and doesn't even require an engineering degree just to understand the mechanics.
but he gonna use his enginering degreee
forcefully on other human being
Then again its just in line with his preference for self harm
If you unironically mean that last part, then you don't know Rube Goldberg machine which is this games' mechanics.
@@qwormuli77 if you mean me, no i dont mean it "ironically" but tongue-in-cheek
And i know rubes machine yet the connection between those two doesnt appear to me, care to elaborate?
Are you claiming that you understand all of the mechanics of this game? Really?
Wow Sseth is actually reviewing a game that doesn't have a thick layer of dust on it and requires Windows 98 to run for once
This must be an alternate reality
I know it's weird.
am i dreaming?
Feels wrong. Like his personalities are bleeding together. The Max0r personality is taking control. Soon, the editing will get faster.
and its elden ring. I know... tragic.
1:47 "The beginner's guide to Mating melina" "Ranni's Toes Explained"
Sseth is truly a man who knows his audience
damn vaati, where did those videos gooo
7:10 a protip for those who want to defile your victims faster, hold block then spam the crouch button. you'll cancel half the animation and you'll be teabagging twice as fast.
Maximised, streamlined teabagging
If I ever decide to get into PvP I will keep this in mind
*I'm sorry Sseth I don't recognise games that aren't older than 50% of your audience*
Spiff made a typo!
The fact that your even here on Sseths channel is surprising.
@@ablazedguy hush the people must never know
@@thespiffingbrit we all saw.
Waiting to be defiled by dungeater/10
You're not aware that his audience is younger than onision's.
Out of respect for Sseth's tradition I'll rewatch this review once the game is 20 years old.
i wish you Good luck with that Soldier.
From you, to 20 years later.
See you in 20 years, space cowboy.
Respect 🙏
It has been five years since Gaben released Half Life 3, and the world has been changed beyond what can be undone. Already now, colony ships have almost landed in foreign galaxies. Technology channels not only our strength and our emotions, but our thoughts, spirit, and our very soul. Many have become part of the collective, as mass automation did away with the need for human involvement in the economy of any kind, and, as we have replaced human strength with machines, and replaced human intelligence with machines, so too will we soon replace our very spiritual development with machines.
As one of the few unaltered humans left, I remain at my computer. I pray to a God that has been rendered obsolete, to comfort myself, as I sit at the table and pretend to live in my father's world, and one which no longer exists.
Remembering the promise I made all those years ago, I manage to find a hastily drawn-up archive of CZcams from before the Great Technological Collapse, and I watch Sseth's review of Elden Ring.
It's... eh, it's alright.
Seth: “20-40 is the difference of taking a blow, and getting one tapped by the entire game”
me with 16 vigor: “interesting…”
I had 22 vigor facing up against Malenia. Didn't know that shit until this video.
I uh.
It took a while.
Isnt that every Souls game tho?
@@jamesnubz Pretty sure it is, there will always be the ones that have to realize that maybe, just maybe you wont make it when you cant take a single hit.
@@jamesnubz It's much worse here because of how much damage bosses and enemies do late game. Tbf you can also do stupid amounts of damage with the correct equipment.
@@jamesnubz No, in DS1 25 vigor is pretty comfy.
Nothing beats a good guide than the old "Beginner's Guide to Mating Melina", "I buried his body in a landfill(with the matching elden ring emote thumbnail)", and the goated: "Ranni's Toes Explained".
LInk?
Rannis toes? Link?
Gotta give my mans the respect for digging up those hidden gems
I blame the publisher for lack of marketing.
Tales of Maj'eyal would be awesome to see.
you don't have the right, O you don't have the right, so to speak you don't have the right, O you don't have the right.
There’s this indie game called witcher 3 i hope he reviews……hidden classic man
yeah but it's still a janky ass souls game so same
SSeth reviewing a game that doesnt require me downloading 4 emulators, 2 trojans and 1 illegal cambodian VPN made my whole 15 minutes. Crazy.
Cambodian VPN server lol
LMAO
you forgot the custom russian windows build from rutracker with proprietary codecs (and a keylogger) preinstalled but yes
@@14daycooldown don't forget the "anti-cheat" with ring 0 permissions on your kernel.
they tried to remove the trojan once but it made the game stop working, so now they just tell the players to disable antivirus
The mere inclusion of John Eldenring sent my sides into orbit
Not as memorable as _"Elden John"._
@@GenericProtagonist118
Elden John and his hit song.
Pinwheel Man.
Your name: John Eldenring. Your mission…
@@jackpotter3887get maidens and stack grace
Every single line is memorable. You can see the passion he has for the game. That and the fact that it's not a freeware 1995 game made by slavs from the exclusion zone speaks volumes to its quality.
I can't believe Elden Ring is 37 years old. Crazy how time flies.
Sure feels like it.
Imagine that Monkey Island actually came out 1990, 32 years ago.
Now that is time flying and now we're finally having a real sequel.
What will come first? Dark Souls 4, Elden Ring remaster, another damn release of Skyrim on the next gen console or Return To Monkey Island.
JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT
TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE
WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE
SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS!
SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM & HE WILL GIVE YOU
ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION
FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A
BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT SO IF
YOU REJECT HIM YOU WILL BE SEPARATED FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS
(LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE WITHOUT
GOD OR PEOPLE... YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER!
GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD/GOD IN
THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE! HE LAID DOWN HIS LIFE & TOOK
THE WRATH OF THE FATHER ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! GOD IS JUST SO HE
MUST PUNISH SIN & HE IS HOLY SO NO SIN CAN ENTER HIS KINGDOM OF
HEAVEN. IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD WILL SEE YOU AS HIS
PERFECT SON (SINLESS SINCE YOUR SINS ARE COVERED BY JESUS' OFFERING).
YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT/SACRIFICE & PAY FOR YOUR
OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES &
HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT
WITH HIM & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS TO HIM. YOU'RE NOT A
GOOD PERSON, I'M NOT A GOOD PERSON... ONLY GOD IS GOOD! WE'RE ALL
GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS!
MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/NO
PRIEST/NO SAINT/NO ANCESTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, MARY DIDN'T DIE FOR
YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE GODS DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ACTOR OR
CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR
SINS!
JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS
RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY SOON
WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END TIMES)! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN
& RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO
HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO
REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T
WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO
INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
"But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
“For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23
@@magnusm4 GTA V on the ps 6
I will wait for this comment to age
>he leveled up
>he used fast travel
>he used weapons
>he used armor
>he used items
>he summoned aid
>he played the game
LITERALLY CHEATING
YOU DIDN'T BEAT THE GAME
Mainly because of the summons.
It's Sseth who we are talking about here, his Elden Ring copy was most likely downloaded from a torrent.
IF YOU DIDN'T POWER YOUR COMPUTER YOURSELF WITH A HOMEMADE BICYCLE GENERATOR YOU DIDN'T BEAT THE GAME
@@Amantducafe fitgirl repack probably.
/s
He didn't even play with Japanese text, this is not how the devs intended the game to be played so he didn't really beat it.
"According to a true story" is an underrated one-liner even as far as Sseth goes
Hearing Sseth say "Nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour" gives me life
i had completely forgot about that meme until he said it
@@Rise65487 Yeah same, I ended up remembering the warband review where he said it at 4:40 czcams.com/video/SVmaViBxs4o/video.html
My man Seth just made this video to get a tax write-off on Elden Ring.
Mad respect.
Haha ya got me
JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT
TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE
WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE
SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS!
SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM & HE WILL GIVE YOU
ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION
FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A
BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT SO IF
YOU REJECT HIM YOU WILL BE SEPARATED FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS
(LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE WITHOUT
GOD OR PEOPLE... YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER!
GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD/GOD IN
THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE! HE LAID DOWN HIS LIFE & TOOK
THE WRATH OF THE FATHER ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! GOD IS JUST SO HE
MUST PUNISH SIN & HE IS HOLY SO NO SIN CAN ENTER HIS KINGDOM OF
HEAVEN. IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD WILL SEE YOU AS HIS
PERFECT SON (SINLESS SINCE YOUR SINS ARE COVERED BY JESUS' OFFERING).
YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT/SACRIFICE & PAY FOR YOUR
OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES &
HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT
WITH HIM & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS TO HIM. YOU'RE NOT A
GOOD PERSON, I'M NOT A GOOD PERSON... ONLY GOD IS GOOD! WE'RE ALL
GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS!
MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/NO
PRIEST/NO SAINT/NO ANCESTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, MARY DIDN'T DIE FOR
YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE GODS DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ACTOR OR
CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR
SINS!
JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS
RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY SOON
WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END TIMES)! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN
& RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO
HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO
REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T
WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO
INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
"But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
“For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23
A true jew move, sszeth's ancestors would be proud
Typical jew
Wow, another hidden gem! Thanks Seth, without you I would never find these classic niche games! Looks like a lot of fun! I'll dust off my xbox360 to try it out later tonight!
Wait it’s next gen? Here I am sitting on my ass with my PS2 waiting for this game only to find out it’s not for the current gen
reddit gold for this take my updoots
@@YuiFunami shut up redditor
nice have fun my dude
I know right, the graphics really look like from 2016
Had a stats class with a dude with a baby arm. The prof was talking about know constants and used the example "everyone has two hands". He single handedly took exception to this
😆
4:20
The baby arm plot
Nice to see Sseth showcasing another obscure CRPG. And in less than a decade after his last video even!
CRPG? Wtf does the C stand for?
@@dwightschrute2822 Computer
@@dwightschrute2822 cvnny
@@dwightschrute2822 China?
@@nelisezpasce Vvv vvv vvv…
>turns off easy anti cheat and starts hacking with cheat engine and doesn't get banned
>friend's game crashes during co-op without invader and he gets a 3 day ban
working as intended
You can easily hack this game with CE as long as you're offline.
Hell, you can do it online too, but you're just running a gauntlet.
@@_Jay_Maker_ I've done high lvl PvP a lot in this. Since the lvl bracket is again 350 (ish) and everyone from 350 - 728 can Invade each other. You can get so many Max lvl cheaters that just wait to get summoned at the academy.I have been seeing the same signs of cheaters for a while now. They are still not banned. EAC is a joke and we already knew that since DBD is suffering from the same issue. Extremely toxic community that tries to ruin your save file or in Dbd's case hold your game hostage for as long as possible.
Japanese jank working as intended
stop using meme arrows
@ANOTHER LOST ACCOUNT >grammar
Thanks reddit, really showing yourself here
“10/10 terrible game I love it”
you managed to describe my thoughts perfectly
Oh dear god the fact the comedy of the scene between 1:00-2:00 gets funnier with the pace and the oblivion score playing in the background sent me dude holy shit lmao 😂😂 came here from your synthetik review back in the day and now I’m dedicated keep up the amazing work.
"Just because I'm offered the ability to talk to a woman, doesn't mean I'm going to take it"
" I think that's a simp-tom of bad design"
You can tell he writes some of these jokes just for himself.
I am quite convinced that _all_ of the jokes are primarily for himself, that is, he puts in the videos what he himself finds the most funny.
Comedy isn't for you. Watch amy Schumer and Biden and Pelosi for fun instead.
@@CashewBestofNuts Lol what even prompted this
@@frecklenuckle4450 thinks he wrote those specific jokes for himself. Examples are horrible. The one with honda accord maybe but the rest are pure gold. Sounds like people I named are more his speed for funny laugh time. Ha ha...
dat pause to read the stable family shit just love it mad love from venezuela baby!!
GRRM decided to work on the lore for Dung Eater rather than on his own book series. This is a man with his priorities in order.
B R A V O G E O R G E.
He gave up writing his book series to write the dung eater, what a man you are GRRM.
@@chanr9531 I CAN'T ESCAPE IT
EVEN HERE, I CANT ESCAPE IT
FOR TEN YEARS AT LEAST
@@chanr9531 The REAL George is back!
I can respect that
It's basically the same 🤣
You get so many props for the Anarchy Reigns song. Also, for not being able to resist putting out a video for a such a recent game. Fantastic review, as always.
0:31 sambubu button
Thank you
No wonder Patches hates clerics, they stole his Godskin.
Canonically
Are you telling me they were Rabbis the whole time?
@@patrickripleyiii134 That's canon. It's in the lore.
@@jmvt3 bill clinton apostle
@@jmvt3 bill clinton
Wow a recent game, what a twist
or so you believe
or so i thought
Elden Ring is just that good.
I've watched this video more than 5 times now, always coming back for it, I'm really waiting for your next video
I recommend checking out a game called "Shadow of Forbidden gods"
It's a hightly complicated simulator of a world-ending cult in a medieval fantasy world, where it's not the world struggling to survive- it's your worldending cult struggling to survive the world. And every map is randomly generated with it's own families, kingdoms, dynasties, wars, friendship, cosmic horrors, magical wonders, heroes and history. Also there are currently 4 playable gods, each of them hightly unique in their playstyle.
Price is pretty high, but it has free demo.
Demos are always the smart choice!
XD
@@Ramsey276one we might also see a video on this game by Sseth himself, since he responded to my comment recommending this game under his newest video.
I can't believe Sseth missed the "nomadic merchants" lore.
>be group of merchants
>searching for a "promised land"
>get expelled from the current land you roam in
>attempt to set the world ablaze destroying all that is known as "revenge"
based miyazaki at it again
The Bloos fear the Samurai.
@@Valskyr Oh...fuck
@@Valskyr oy vey
@@Valskyr oy gevalt
Sseth reviewing a new game doesn't even surprise me, what surprises me is him having a rig that runs the game without bursting into flames after 7 seconds of gameplay.
what do you mean, his alienware gaming laptop can run any games!
He only ran it in 5 second increments to let it cool off.
no need to worry about airflow if there's no case to block the air
Remember, Sseth risk his life being electrocuted every time to make reviews using that screwdriver!
Amazing Cultivation Simulator was a fairly recent release.
3:49 makes me very happy, as always your content is amazing and I uh... had to come back and rewatch because it's just that good. as always have a great day.
God, I love the absolute roasting of the Souls community. Food for the soul.
The worst community for the best games.
"I do not consider cardio as part of a boss fight"
Elden Beast would like a word with you
for real, i spent most of the time chasing the damn blob than actually fighting it
yea.... f*ck that space whale -_-
@@mr.boxman3059 pair that with the rune arc blast. you're pretty much blind while the giant blob snipe you
more like seth would like a word with elden beast
Also radahn
calling someone a walking manifestation of the Dunning-Kruger effect is one of the hottest burns there is. this video is great. keep it up.
It's a daily occurrence for those inhabiting the valleys around the giants on Mount Stupid.
Take that!
What?
*Critical Hit!*
More like the Dung Eater effect, am I right?
@St. Haborym This comment is actually Dunning Kruger lmao
@@davidmcdevitt7583 Ah but he didn't say he wasn't one of the 99%.
3:19 "I'm thinking game of the year" clairvoyant abilities right there.
The fact that Sseth is crazy enough to consistently alternate with himself speaking sorta normal over some running ost like Oblivion, to him exaggerating over no ost.
The ending reel made me think of something. The only thing worse than being invaded by a naked guy in a Souls game is invading a world only to discover the host is naked.
And he's just standing there, leaning right next to you as you spawn in.
Abusing a one shot exploit on top of it all.
the worst is he standing there almost naked MENACINGLY
Happened to me the first time I pvp’d so I of course undressed before him, he took his weapon out of his hand and we beat each other to a pulp with our fists for 30 minutes
@@bigshrimp6458 I had that happen with me but I was the host and my brother watched as we battled and whenever another invader joined we all beat them with fists unless the new invader used a weapon
@@jotuthegamingguru8809 what exploit is he using? like i know they probably patched it out but how did it work?
Hideo sounded really happy finally meeting his childhood hero.
He sounded Chinese, so big X on that one.
'Nevah karl mey nahmbu ageyn!' Truly what a genuine response.
Thank you for commenting about this very important event and not about how new this game is
What did he actually say at the beginning anyone know?
@@TheNateness123 I'm curious to know as well.
I'm debating in my mind whether or not to believe that Seth actually called Miyazaki at 3:00 AM... I think I'm gonna choose to believe it is true.
The dude was speaking mandarin or vietnamese or something. Its pretty hilarious because we all know that Hideo Kojima speaks Spanish. 🤣
Miyazaki started off as a mad Sseth fan girl, lulled in by the alluring body pillows and stern militaristic voice, he turned himself into a torrented download and found his way onto Sseths computer. Due to the amount of Trojans on Sseths sparking and smoking wizardrybox he was automatically downloaded to Sseths Phone, and has had a job there as Sseths answering machine ever since
Man I loved it. Please do more
I have never seen someone so shamelessly advertise their abuse of every exploit in the PvP meta of Elden Ring. The amount of footage shown is staggering, and it probably isn't even the full extent of all that you've done.
The truest SsethTzeentach experience. Never change.
He is doing gods work. Making sure it gets patched XD
'dont blame me for being toxic, thank me so the devs have a reason to patch the game'
Eh, it's not that much footage. It's about as much as one play session but realistically about 3-5 due to the different builds showcased.
jeeninemedia should watch this
Violating them
Elden Ring, a game so economically powerful it forced our favorite Warlord to emerge from his gamer den for the first time in 21 years.
9:01 - I feel personally attacked. 10/10
4:54 "press RS to activate Tarnished Vision™"
"Hmmm.. I should check out those ruins over there..."
Sseth as always giving hidden gems the recognition they deserve
finally some spotlight on this indie
The funniest thing about this comment is that some people truley think fromsoft is a small company and their games fanbases are pretty small
@@phill1420 The fanbase has definitely grown since Darksouls 1
@@phill1420 trust me as a decade long From soft fan I used to know that Souls community is very big but not mainstream big ,
but then after looking at Elden ring's 12 million units sales in 16 days i.e. third fastest selling open world game of the last gen & steam player count made me go like damn that is R* games level sales
@@phill1420 Yeah, I can find Armored Core fans everywhere.
"Miyazaki, just because I'm offered the chance to talk to a woman...doesn't mean I'm going to take it"
Ultimate *sigma grindset*
The maidenless hate him!
@@Immor7alBG lmaooo, best commengs
Sigma? wtf is a sigma?
@@Tezca-Coatl Excuse me, it’s pronounced Sigama. (Sig-ah-mah; the A is silent…and invisible).
Named after the famed African researcher on biology; Sieg ahmah bahls.
@@viderevero1338 the h and g is silent
This is so much more than a game review, Sseth is among the ascended reviewers.
I did not expect you to do a review of this game.
Sseth has a time machine, confirmed. He wrote this review from the future where Elden Ring is already an old classic.
shhhh!
First Michael Reeves, then Internet Historian, now SsethTzeentach? Something is going on and I approve beyond measure!
Joseph Anderson bout to upload too
@@cutie7012 god i wish
Jon "Human Safari" Jafari also posted.
Now if Mandalore is following suit there definitly is.
What do you mean? What did they do?
Well, he was right: it's GOTY.
10:35 My pupils widened. I started visibly sweating because Sseth said the one thing I've always wanted to hear... this monologue about the Dunning-Kruger effect.
The T-posing is not a bug. It's literally a feature you unlock along with an ending that requires 37 int. I was pretty baffled too when I realized this.
37 Int, mind you, in a questline revolving around faith and the practical application of theology.
@@SeppukuAddict Golden Order incantations require Int and Faith both so that's not completely true. Still, I've yet to see a reason to make an Int/Faith build.
You can get 37 Int without any investment for that particular quest anyway. I did it like this on NG+ for the golden order ending
7 Int (minimum Int possible from starting class)
+5 marika's soreseal
+5 stargazer heirloom talisman
+10 Intelligence-knot bubbletear on your flask of wondrous physick
+6 Twinsage glintstone crown
+5 Godrick's Rune + Rune Arc
= 38
@@TengouX fair enough, I just respecced. I just think it’s dumb that the faith questline requires the equivalent of a high level mage spell with zero faith investment, but maybe that’s the whole point if the questline.
@@SeppukuAddict Kinda but also its not a faith questline but a Golden order Questline - golden order spells need both intelligence and faith
@@SeppukuAddict With the right equipment and buffs, you can reach the required level of intelligence without respeccing, even if you have base level int.
As Ice Cube once said "I can't believe Sseth uploaded a recent game review. Today was a good day."
sseth and Max0r arethe only channels whose vids never get boring to me,ive seen this like 7 times and its still gas
Song at the end is Gotta Get The Cash by Doujah Raze from the game Max Anarchy also known as Anarchy Reings.
"Write what you know." - GRRM in an interview
Also GRRM: *proceeds to write about diarrhea and rape*
I…i dont even
it reads like a case of Cholera which, given the time period of his stories, seems pretty apt.
If you'll forgive my pun, it's a pretty shitty way to die. Just trying to stay hydrated while infected can easily cause water toxemia, which is itself lethal.
Also graces every major character's name with the letters of his own initials of G, R and M....it's ridiculous how I've heard that it's "just a coincidence" but there's no fucking way since it's like 90% of them... it's mind-boggling if not
@@AsaelTheBeast I know, I am being extremly picky here, but that's not *exactly* right. But as you seem to know a bit about diseases I hope you will find this interesting.
Cholera outbreaks started when Western Europeans were regularly travelling in massive numbers to South-East Asia and back to Europe. It would be about late XVIII/early XIX century when cholera started being a thing. People native to SE Asia might suffer from cholera well before that, but those were at best (or maybe rather at worst) isolated cases, nothing of an outbrake or pandemic scale. Cholera isn't a human disease really, those bacteria originally thrived in crustaceans, if I recall correctly.
And while Song of Ice and Fire is rather medival-ish fantasy cholera isn't really fitting. Cholera is rather Victorian era disease, so more like steampunk setting appropriate.
Of course, waterborn diseases were a serious health issue in medival times as well, but it was not cholera.
Also incest.
Seriously, people ponder what part of the story he wrote. Most normal fans point to "dung eater". Which is fair, Martin had an entire paragraph of a knight turning his back to the walls of a besieged city and taking a dump.
But the Martinest plot line ever is without a doubt the one about queen Mariko and Radagan.
SPOILERS
She fucked herself to give birth to deformed children. Two sets of twins - one set being grotesque monsters that threaten the natural order and the other set a girl and a boy. The boy being cursed to always be a boy and his sister having the equivalent of a very, very toxic period. "When her flower blooms she will become a goddess". So when does her flower "bloom"? When you stick her with your phallic symbol of choice, repeatedly. In and out back and forth.
Aha. Classic Martin.
summoning a Guts character to send them back is truly gods work
We STR users/Guts Cosplayers enjoy our suffering. We'd be disappointed if we weren't booted immediately.
@@zigmus00A words of truth
Doesn't matter, will continue struggling. We will find our rag-tag group of found family either way.
>not beating the game on full str using malikeths armor with colossal greatsword
literally ngmi
@@Valskyr Night's Cavalry armor fits better. Mali's helmet completes the Berserker armor look though
“Mohg is desperately trying to get Miquella pregnant” Miquella also has the appearance of a small child
So that's where all the blood comes from
I completely lost it when I saw the Breezewood picture.
You are wonderful, Sseth!
_"Miyazaki, just because I'm offered the ability to talk to a woman doesn't mean I'm going to take it" - Sseth The Wretched Chad 2022_ [1:01]
I love that what most souls pvp youtubers consider content, Sseth considers a background for the end credits.
^
"souls pvp youtubers" So, do-nothing incels enabled by other do-nothing incels
This was the best review of any video game ever subbed
I find myself watching the end credits, not to find my own name amongst the patrons, as I am not one, but simply to count how many Joe, Joey, and Josephs there are and add them to my Highlander fight list.
There can be only one
I'm glad Sseth hates the guts cosplayers as much as I do. They're fucking losers. I've had maybe 1 or 2 who were actually competent with that boring ass sword.
We must fight until only one remains
@@shpenky Yes. The battle over who is the Joe King shall be legendary.
That joke about the sequel being named precracked no virus at 3:33 is one of the best jokes I've heard in a long time.
that shit sent me to the moon
my favorite was
Main quest:
Eat godrick, god of the ricks
he is hiding in stormveil castle like a little bitch
Elden Ring 2: the Maiden will be named Fitgirl
@@missbelled6700 lol
i enjoy that you werent afraid to speak your mind on this.
I liked that you put TES Oblivion soundtrack in the background. Love it
"10/10, garbage."
Spoken like a true From Soft enthusiast
Praise Sseth, for I can't imagine the amount of Adderall he consumed to pump out a video in 1 month.
Didn't Sseth previously mention that he laid off the speed pills?
It's not a drug problem, it's a drug solution
@@SimplyJustRed yes he is an addict
Seeing as this video is mostly unedited footage of his playthrough I would assume that it didn't take nearly as long to make as a video like Dwarf Fortress or Caves of Qud
@@covid19sama True. Also always good to see contents from our lord regardless of the format and length.
this may just be my new fav video on the internet
this was comedic gold man, well done
wow I've never heard of this game before, better go check it out
Bro what the fuck are these replies to ur comments
@@jackjackson5498 bro I wish I knew 😔
@@MarcoYolo bro, it means this Latina lady likes your comment SO MUCH she’s willing to give you a link to a glorious night! You should feel proud :)
You live under a fucking rock
I hope this isn't a wooosh
Let me guess, you didnt find any single milfs in your area since you get those comments?
Finally, someone gets it. How fucking hard is it to ice pick your socket to experience the true vision of the game designer? You can repeat the process for every attempt. This is no different than using a steering wheel for a racing game.
That’s not fair to the people who only got a railroad spike through the brain.
A warm thanks to the many members of the thug hunter guild, generously funding, and bankrolling these videos, you’re all truly wonderful, have a good one.
the constant cuts without breath takes gives the entire video an anxiety instilling feeling, which is fitting with the disclaimer you put in. well done
What’s this a review of a game that’s not decades old!?!
Bloons 6 is only a few years old tho
Maybe if the games these days weren't shit he would do more 🤔
well he made a synthetik review
also Highfleet
yeah but it's still a janky ass souls game so same so it is kinda 10 years old with 2016 graphics
The jokes are so rapid-fire, I'm still coughing over the first one when the fifth pops in to kill me even harder. Superb entertainment, this is!
reminded me of max0r's rapid fire bloodborne review
@@zireael9797 where'd you think max0r got it from?
It has been specifically bred to suit our autistic adhd ridden blobs of flesh. Praise our african warlord
It’s almost like the bosses in elden ring.
“I must also kill your corpse!”
“I must definitely stab profusely at the ground where your dead body used to cast its shadow on”
“I must absolutely destroy the air that once surrounded you”
He threw a hand grenade into a room at 10:41, holy shit
That phonecall at the end... you madman, you absolute madman. *thumbs up*
Found your video because of the react videos being made about this video. 2 minutes into a react video of this video and I was like, "wait, wtf am I doing? I should go support the actual video!" And that's how I became your next Sub :)
You know the (Vigor is mandatory in ER) problem is real when even the comedy reviewers are taking time to seriously point it out in their videos as a PSA.
You don’t need it. Don’t do it
It's only a problem for people who haven't gotten lobotomy. That means you're a scrub and is playing the game wrong.
It's fucking hilarious. What kind of monster sets the stats up to purposely mislead and fuck over new players.
literal scrub take. The only thing you need to level is your sounding rod
Just dodge lmao
Having "Gotta Get the Cash" from Anarchy Reigns as the credits theme automatically skyrockets this video to God Tier status
Good stuff
Throwback to an old League video he did a decade ago
@@leitmotif6854 came here to post this
Thank you. I wasn't sure if this was from that or the sequel haha.
@@Kr4v3rd um..i'm like 90% positive AR doesn't have a sequel? if theres something I'm missing please tell me. I adored the game.
@@leitmotif6854
What can I say?
Song so nice he'll play it twice
Can't go wrong with a classic
FYI thughunt is still super active.
I was wondering, thank you
Oh ho ho, might go have some fun
thats the only elden ring review i need, thank you
The Souls™ series teaches you important lessons:
1) Never give up.
2) Git gud!
3) Life is cheap, so just cheese it, it doesn't matter in the end.
Don't forget #4: Any boss/encounter that isn't well designed is actually part of Miyazaki's grand design and you just need to Git Gud
I can't believe you forgot Hideo Miyazaki's heartwarming anime hit that makes even the most toughen faces cry: Patches Away. It won two Oscar's and even kick-started a small time actor into becoming a well-known face in the Soulswood movie industry
You are a filthy casual. True gamers know that the best Hideo Miyazaki movie is Tarnished Hime.
dont you mean, spirit ashes away?
What about Maiden Mononoke? That'll tear you up.... Ops I mean mimic tears.
*and even kick-started a small time actor into a ditch filled with railgun shrimps.
Love your work
Love this video!
"maybe, we should have never drop those bombs to begin with"
Sseth 10/10 garbage
best honest review ever
Or, maybe, MAYBE, not enough bombs were dropped?
@@SpecialProjectY A few more for good measure would have stopped animé.
Sseth just showed us the most enjoyable way of playing Elden Ring, inflicting pain
It's almost like the games have been grooming us all for a specific mindset. We have all suffered so much because of them, and now we are becoming that which we hate and love at the same time.
This is beginning to sound an awful lot like one of my bad past relationships, actually. I'll stop here.
The only way for a souls player to prove they aren't a masochist is to be a sadist.
4:25 the baby arm bit is great, really makes you feel like Joshu
This was honestly such a good review 🤣
SSeth is coming to our timeline to review a fresh release, what an unexpected blessing.
he actually traveled in time 20 years to make the review, then he accidentally came back and released the review, he is truly the best african warlord
It's also nice that, if you listen carefully enough, it's actually a legit helpful review. Criticizing where the game is actually lacking, and giving tips for builds.