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    Written by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, and Andy Signore
    Edited by Tim Hayes, Anthony Falleroni, and Dan Murrell
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  • @DarkLordLinkOfficial
    @DarkLordLinkOfficial Před 8 lety +702

    Seriously, everyone hates on whiny Anakin, but nobody gives a shit that Luke was whiny and bland in Episode IV

    • @Fortstorm
      @Fortstorm Před 8 lety +145

      +DarkLordLink That's because he didn't stay whiny. It was part of his character arc. Look at Luke in Star Wars and compare him to the Luke in ROTJ. Anakin had a character road.

    • @Weaksauceization
      @Weaksauceization Před 8 lety +77

      +DarkLordLink Whiny? Yes. Bland? No.
      Watch the video again, the difference is clear as day.

    • @Jman511x
      @Jman511x Před 8 lety +87

      +Fortstorm I think that's the point Anakin never truly matured that's another reason he became Vader.

    • @pk13910
      @pk13910 Před 8 lety +28

      +DarkLordLink Luke didn't have a 90s rat tail braid.

    • @pk13910
      @pk13910 Před 8 lety +8

      I seriously doubt Yoda donned the rat tail. What about that blue girl jedi, Aayla? Did they just braid those two head cone flaps together?

  • @flostriker7573
    @flostriker7573 Před 8 lety +2326

    Han Solo. So iconic he is his own type

  • @XthegreatwhyX
    @XthegreatwhyX Před 4 lety +2056

    To be fair, you only need to poke someone gently with a lightsaber.

    • @TheAustronaut03
      @TheAustronaut03 Před 4 lety +95

      To be fair, old men wouldn't be able to do anything with lightsabers besides poking someone gently with them.

    • @typhoonzebra
      @typhoonzebra Před 4 lety +24

      @@TheAustronaut03 Not a huge know it all about star wars but I think the forth form of lightsaber combat was designed to use the force specifically to supplement the fighting of those who have physical deficiencies.

    • @snaggledog0079
      @snaggledog0079 Před 4 lety +8

      Damn, I wished these would come out before the movies. Could have saved a lot of time and money.

    • @bas_ee
      @bas_ee Před 4 lety +14

      @Gaius Wyrden I watched the movie again after 10-15 years or so, That battle was the most pathetic duel ive ever seen in the history of battles lmao. I was going to watch it thinking it was a good action movie but it was really klunky, stiff actors and bad cgi. (but of course for a 1977 movie thats normal. I still give it like a 8/10)

    • @JeffreyPiatt
      @JeffreyPiatt Před 4 lety +7

      @@bas_ee The original extended Saber props had fragile tubes on them contact would break the proo

  • @StoryGirl83
    @StoryGirl83 Před 7 lety +933

    "Wait, so Hayden Christiensen's acting choices were . . . intentional?" ROFL I love that little comparison between father and son.

    • @Mac14329
      @Mac14329 Před 2 lety +24

      And the "mind blown" bit, and it shows the Death Star right when he says "blown". XD

    • @josephj7991
      @josephj7991 Před 2 lety +7

      I know, right?

    • @theempireeofficial3935
      @theempireeofficial3935 Před rokem +2

      @@josephj7991 Meh, Mark sounded more natural at being whiny. Hayden actually intended to sound montone.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Před rokem

      @@theempireeofficial3935 You don't know what he intended.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Před rokem

      @@Mac14329 Yes we saw. That was not even subtle.

  • @d3athraz0r22
    @d3athraz0r22 Před 8 lety +3352

    Small correction:
    Han did NOT shoot first
    HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOT AT ALL!

    • @IOmoon6221
      @IOmoon6221 Před 8 lety +40

      +D3ath Raz0r
      In the re-release they made the alien guy shoot first (I just checked).

    • @d3athraz0r22
      @d3athraz0r22 Před 8 lety +162

      dont care about re releases

    • @IOmoon6221
      @IOmoon6221 Před 8 lety +3

      That Dude Kurt Yeah.
      I've got the first 6 movies (only watched the first one though! But I'm planning to finish the others until the new one).

    • @ViceressDarlene
      @ViceressDarlene Před 8 lety +2

      But I don't know which I watched so it may be different.

    • @BigRawb666
      @BigRawb666 Před 8 lety +20

      +Darlene Ual
      in the original, Han shot before Gredo.

  • @5carecrow94
    @5carecrow94 Před 8 lety +222

    Watching the end. "Don't give a shit...don't give a shit...don't give a shit...Hey, Jeremy Jahns! Don't give a shit...don't give a shit..."

    • @Puppetboystudio
      @Puppetboystudio Před 8 lety +11

      I care for Kev Smith, Jahns, and Stuckman. Could care less for the others

    • @xiang5814
      @xiang5814 Před 8 lety +4

      Didn't give a shit about the whole SJ+ lineup except HISHE

    • @rubezky
      @rubezky Před 8 lety +4

      +5carecrow94 More like Jeremy Meh.

    • @Phoenixifyable
      @Phoenixifyable Před 8 lety +3

      +BrandonSuperMegaMan Not even Black Nerd?

    • @Puppetboystudio
      @Puppetboystudio Před 8 lety

      John Giuliani Oh, I always have time to care for Black Nerd. Andre is pretty awesome

  • @thecommonman9524
    @thecommonman9524 Před 3 lety +166

    "If we had real lightsabers we would all cut our hands off in a week."
    Huh, Screen Junkies are being *extremely* generous.

    • @rosabellavitaalvarez-calde5836
      @rosabellavitaalvarez-calde5836 Před 2 lety +2

      So now the writers for The Book of Boba Fett watch Honest Trailers? And listened to this line and said "challenge accepted"?

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi Před 6 lety +2747

    I remember R2-D2, I was just being coy.

    • @cringemccringe6276
      @cringemccringe6276 Před 6 lety +126

      Do yousa remember meesa

    • @aandrew6580
      @aandrew6580 Před 6 lety +73

      Hello there!

    • @Superiorform4
      @Superiorform4 Před 6 lety +174

      Jedi owned next to nothing, R2 was merely lent to Obi-Wan, so what he said was true... from... a certain point of view.

    • @londonmandela5000
      @londonmandela5000 Před 6 lety +17

      It's funny how you are called Obi-Wan Kenobi but you have no star wars content on your channel

    • @kinga6347
      @kinga6347 Před 6 lety +11

      Jar jar Binks On youtube no

  • @DJZALLIE
    @DJZALLIE Před 8 lety +2003

    do a honest trailer about honest trailers

    • @Javiven
      @Javiven Před 8 lety +18

      +Dj ZALLIE I think they already did that.

    • @onigames7309
      @onigames7309 Před 8 lety +1

      +Javier Chacon They did?

    • @m.b3191
      @m.b3191 Před 8 lety +11

      +Javier Chacon Nope, they did one about the screen junkies channel

    • @onigames7309
      @onigames7309 Před 8 lety +2

      Mubeen Bankur Oh.

    • @pdxwiles
      @pdxwiles Před 8 lety +7

      +Dj ZALLIE honestception

  • @ChadWSmith
    @ChadWSmith Před 8 lety +225

    Han Shot First.....
    is actually inaccurate. "First" implies it was part of a series of shots. There was no second shot. So the accurate statement would be "Han Shot" or "Only Han Shot." or "Greedo never fired."
    But, yeah, waiting until someone fires at you at point blank range before firing a shot to defend yourself is suicidally stupid.

    • @epicbenstudios
      @epicbenstudios Před 8 lety +14

      +Chad W Smith Hmm, I never looked at it in that way. It's incredible what a little common sense can do to something. I like the way you think. Keep it up!
      Also, and I mean no offense towards you, but... NERD!

    • @ChadWSmith
      @ChadWSmith Před 8 lety +13

      +Epicbenstudios Comments system was messing up on me. (Still is, tbh.) Not sure how many times this posted, lol!
      Also, you are reading CZcams comments on a video about a 38 year old mid-budget SciFi movie.
      So, no offense when I echo.... NERD! ;)

    • @epicbenstudios
      @epicbenstudios Před 8 lety +4

      Chad W Smith Hah, none taken. ;)

    • @noahcrenshaw1584
      @noahcrenshaw1584 Před 8 lety +14

      +Epicbenstudios Is it weird that I read "NERD" in Homer Simpson's voice?

    • @ChadWSmith
      @ChadWSmith Před 8 lety +10

      +Noah Crenshaw I think that's pretty the correct way to read that.

  • @generalkenobi674
    @generalkenobi674 Před 3 lety +206

    Imagine if the narrator just said ‘not so epic now ha’ and then started choking

  • @XenoCoffee
    @XenoCoffee Před 4 lety +219

    "Droid lives matter, guys."
    Solo A Star Wars Story: "Interesting..."

  • @watvid1
    @watvid1 Před 8 lety +3555

    Anyone else subscribed to screen junkies just for the honest trailers?

    • @snarf1504
      @snarf1504 Před 8 lety +294

      Wait, is there something else on their channel, then?

    • @hootsifer-darling
      @hootsifer-darling Před 8 lety +7

      +watvid1 I watched movie fights last winter but stopped during the summer. will probably pick back up again in a month. and I like the screen junkies show

    • @JHoxtell
      @JHoxtell Před 8 lety

      yes

    • @chippaflix
      @chippaflix Před 8 lety

      +watvid1 yeah this and movie fights I watch every week

    • @Ampwich
      @Ampwich Před 8 lety +4

      At first yeah. But Im also really digging the Screen Junkis show and Movie Fights. I listen to the latter while gaming lol

  • @Burnettski9292
    @Burnettski9292 Před 8 lety +433

    I love how you guys took a crack at there only being two women in the original trilogy, but only have two women among all those Screen Junkies Plus shows.

    • @Fortstorm
      @Fortstorm Před 8 lety +7

      +Burnettski9292 They forgot about Mon Mothma.

    • @juanitu2431
      @juanitu2431 Před 8 lety +29

      +Fortstorm They said "only two women in the entire film", not trilogy.

    • @cassidywilson9767
      @cassidywilson9767 Před 8 lety +3

      +juanitu2431 ikr

    • @alejandrog.agelvis7832
      @alejandrog.agelvis7832 Před 8 lety +1

      +Burnettski9292 2 + 2... Half life 4 confirmed!

    • @celina2373
      @celina2373 Před 8 lety

      There was also a lady that said that many bothans have died or something

  • @Ghost-uc8gd
    @Ghost-uc8gd Před 3 lety +96

    “I don’t ever recall owning a droid before.”
    R4: “Am I a joke to you?!”

    • @LunarSault23
      @LunarSault23 Před 3 měsíci

      He technically never owned R2

    • @Ghost-uc8gd
      @Ghost-uc8gd Před 3 měsíci

      @@LunarSault23 no but he did own R4 during the clone wars

  • @lordlucius1341
    @lordlucius1341 Před 4 lety +680

    “The lightsaber battle where two old geezers poke at each other.”

    • @HappyDude1
      @HappyDude1 Před 4 lety +21

      Its funny because its true

    • @billnyetherussianspy1596
      @billnyetherussianspy1596 Před 4 lety +17

      Count dooku and yoda would be 2 old geezers doing back flips and spinning sticks at each other

    • @captaincrunch784
      @captaincrunch784 Před 3 lety +1

      Vader's like 40...LOL

    • @billnyetherussianspy1596
      @billnyetherussianspy1596 Před 3 lety +1

      @Joshua Khoury élève never said it was
      It could be good because it's epic and action packed
      Or it could be bad because it's over the top and ridiculous
      Opinions are subjective

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 Před rokem

      The accuracy lmao

  • @Dohoangminhmarty
    @Dohoangminhmarty Před 7 lety +744

    Wow, 19 years can really turn a pretty good light saber battle into two old man poking a stick at each other

    • @zerothefaceless4888
      @zerothefaceless4888 Před 7 lety +55

      Yeah, that scene didn't age well.

    • @Trx-ep7rg
      @Trx-ep7rg Před 4 lety +33

      I mean but Count Dooku was in his 80s when he dueled Anakin and Obi Wan in Episodes II and III. So yeah it was mostly due to lack of experience making lighsaber fights and lack of CGI.

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok Před 4 lety +11

      @Naki Ryan It's sword fighting with lasers. Sword fighting choreographing existed before star wars did.

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok Před 3 lety +1

      @Teapot Inc Huh I guess I always assumed they FULLY drew over them when adding the lightsaber effect and underneath that they were wooden practice swords. But I guess if that were the case they'd be removing the wooden noise in post.

    • @jasonseraph7814
      @jasonseraph7814 Před 3 lety

      Pretty good ? How ? It was never pretty good...

  • @davidalearmonth
    @davidalearmonth Před 8 lety +190

    It really isn't Han Shot First. It's that ONLY Han Shot. Greedo didn't even get a chance to shoot.

    • @curtisgibb3635
      @curtisgibb3635 Před 8 lety +3

      +David Learmonth He still shot first. If you're an only child, you are still the first born child. If you are bowling and you only get one strike, it's still your first strike. I could go on.

    • @kreeperface397
      @kreeperface397 Před 8 lety

      +David Learmonth George Lucas said it was "an error" in the first version and that Greedo would have shot...

    • @whateverreally1347
      @whateverreally1347 Před 8 lety +4

      +Curtis Gibb please do. For some reason I want to see how many more you can come up with

    • @davidalearmonth
      @davidalearmonth Před 8 lety +3

      +Curtis Gibb While there are various uses of the English Language, to say that Han Shot First tends to imply multiple shots.
      Your examples tend to be redundant. People don't say that in cases where there is only one occurrence of something.
      But yes, Han is awesome, and it fits his character than he discretely shot Greedo in self defense. :)

    • @1cme1
      @1cme1 Před 8 lety +4

      +kreeper face that's because george lucas is a lying piece of shit.

  • @rachelbowie4843
    @rachelbowie4843 Před 4 lety +876

    I have literally never met anyone who thinks Greedo shot first. Like ever.

    • @readingdaniel9485
      @readingdaniel9485 Před 4 lety +39

      He didn't shoot. I've stumped revisionists by pointing out that there is no mark on the wall where Greedo allegedly shot.

    • @o-dog5898
      @o-dog5898 Před 4 lety +15

      Maclunkey!!!!

    • @billt8504
      @billt8504 Před 4 lety +44

      In the original (1977) Greedo doesn't even get a shot off. He couldn't shoot first.

    • @k1ngk4gl3
      @k1ngk4gl3 Před 3 lety +19

      I haven't met George Lucas either

    • @failure37
      @failure37 Před 3 lety +3

      then you never met me

  • @gerardoramirez221
    @gerardoramirez221 Před 4 lety +114

    "The evil empire, with an army of clumsy idiots" bit had me in tears for about 10 minutes 🤣

  • @AsBartekMiner
    @AsBartekMiner Před 8 lety +316

    To be honest... FOR ME Hyden's acting wasn't bad. Like you point that out his behavior was like his son. It had to be. Another thing. He was a jedi almost from the begening of his life and jedi's life isn't like normal life, they don't show emotions, they don't know how to act in normal society and relationship, so his weird sentences and not normal emotions are... on the right place. DEBATE WITH ME!!

    • @DGenHero
      @DGenHero Před 8 lety +1

      +JESTEM ELJA
      NOOOOO!

    • @OftenIAim
      @OftenIAim Před 8 lety +64

      +JESTEM ELJA sure, hayden is not a bad actor. i mean it. they even made Samuel L "motherfucking" jackson sound bland. if you watch episode 3 anakin vs obi wan the facial expressions of hayden's face hold more emotion than the dialogue of nearly every jedi. (not counting obi here) it's still bad acting, but more bad directing. come at me Lukas.

    • @bloodmanye666
      @bloodmanye666 Před 8 lety +1

      +JESTEM ELJA I agree :)

    • @shadow_psych7069
      @shadow_psych7069 Před 8 lety +11

      cant debate with u cuz I actually agree completely with u :P

    • @davidmendez3899
      @davidmendez3899 Před 8 lety

      +JESTEM ELJA
      his acting is reminiscent of Elliot Rodger,
      a literal three dimensional character

  • @Dedition
    @Dedition Před 8 lety +199

    SAY: One way or another, i'm gonna getcha, i'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 Před 8 lety

      +Dean Wilson ....awwww

    • @gamepoy5056
      @gamepoy5056 Před 8 lety +4

      +Dean Wilson Replace the first "getcha" with "find ya"

    • @Dedition
      @Dedition Před 8 lety +1

      +It's Me Cody hahaha oops

    • @manualLaborer
      @manualLaborer Před 8 lety

      isn't that from Clint Eastwood's Dirty Harry

  • @femkev.5245
    @femkev.5245 Před 4 lety +512

    Screen Junkies: refuses to call it “A New Hope” here
    Also Screen Junkies: calls it “A New Hope” in literally every other Honest Trailer it’s mentioned in
    Me:

    • @geekyradical4985
      @geekyradical4985 Před 4 lety +4

      Well, it's a special case for the actual Honest Trailer for it.

    • @markmellon3727
      @markmellon3727 Před 4 lety +1

      I think that's kinda the point.

    • @femkev.5245
      @femkev.5245 Před 4 lety +3

      @@markmellon3727 I think it's also because they know they can't call it just "Star Wars" in another trailer and have people automatically know which one they're referring to

    • @jeuryrabassa9534
      @jeuryrabassa9534 Před 3 lety

      It makes 0 sense.

    • @skittleseer1
      @skittleseer1 Před 3 lety +1

      You know that they’re doing all of this for a joke, right? Lighten up, nerfherder.

  • @HM2SGT
    @HM2SGT Před 6 lety +77

    If anybody had told me 25 years ago that I would defend my VHS copy with my life, I would’ve said they were nuts! No edits, no additions, no “improvements“…😸

  • @Billie4Mozzarella
    @Billie4Mozzarella Před 8 lety +44

    Having Hayden Christensen and Mark Hamill on a split screen really shows just how good the casting choices were for father and son

  • @Anonymos185
    @Anonymos185 Před 8 lety +301

    Holy sh*t this wasnt made yet?!

    • @neonerfilms
      @neonerfilms Před 8 lety +1

      I know right?!
      how???

    • @ka7al958
      @ka7al958 Před 8 lety +5

      dank potatoes? too much youtube for today

    • @KikBlava
      @KikBlava Před 8 lety +2

      +Dank Potatoes I can't believe they skipped Episode 3? Finish the prequels first before you can do honest trailers of the good movies! XD

  • @wyattguilliams2621
    @wyattguilliams2621 Před 4 lety +365

    Obi-wan said he didn't remember "owning" a droid he never said he didn't remember him

    • @goodnight01687
      @goodnight01687 Před 4 lety +21

      But obi DID own a droid, it's name is R4-P17

    • @milltonmanakeeper53
      @milltonmanakeeper53 Před 4 lety +33

      Wyatt Guilliams It’s true from a certain point of view

    • @HeleentheArcane
      @HeleentheArcane Před 4 lety +12

      R4, you shall be remembered

    • @benwillems8584
      @benwillems8584 Před 4 lety +18

      @@goodnight01687 jedi droids are technically on loan to the jedi order from the republic

    • @seancrandall1291
      @seancrandall1291 Před 3 lety +12

      He was just straight up lying. He was known to do that on occasion.

  • @nerdtuga9180
    @nerdtuga9180 Před 4 lety +112

    It's funny that "satan" made an appearance in the new mandalorian episode, or least the same species

  • @DrTicklesworth
    @DrTicklesworth Před 7 lety +1302

    Honestly, I'd pay for a Blu Ray remaster of the ORIGINAL Original trilogy. As in, without all the edits. Just a 1080p version of the original films.

    • @heivain4330
      @heivain4330 Před 7 lety +44

      I would too, but i would change the ewok singing part at the end to the current song, I think it is a better and more happier song.

    • @Spider333
      @Spider333 Před 7 lety +40

      Speedwagon, look out for Harmy's Despecialized Edition online. It's as close as you'll get.

    • @KalleMichael
      @KalleMichael Před 7 lety +21

      I would also buy the blu-ray if they released it completely un-altered with no added scenes,no greedo shooting first,and no episode 4 a new hope added to the title of star wars.

    • @s.s.r.c.p.b.5583
      @s.s.r.c.p.b.5583 Před 7 lety +9

      About the Greedo shot first, in the current edition, the shoot at about the same time, but Han's a better shot. And quite whining about the title change. It's Episode IV: A New Hope. Do you want them to have to rename everything *again?* But, yeah, an original rerelease would be cool. They should have the option of watching the edits and the original. But, as a perfectionist, I do understand why Lucas insists on reediting it. I don't think it makes it a better movie, but I get the reasoning.

    • @KalleMichael
      @KalleMichael Před 7 lety +12

      S.S.R.C.P.B. They don't have to rename the rest of the movies.They should just change the original back to star wars. No ones going to be confused it's not hard to follow the chronology.

  • @ea9623
    @ea9623 Před 8 lety +62

    For anyone who doesn't get the "genuine class" reference: genuine class is an anagram for Alec Guiness.

    • @RogueReplicant
      @RogueReplicant Před 8 lety +4

      Good point, and it also happens to mean that in this movie, Sir Alec was the only genuine talent (on either side of the camera).

    • @deensaid7762
      @deensaid7762 Před 6 lety +1

      wow. mind blown.

    • @zacmumblethunder7466
      @zacmumblethunder7466 Před 5 lety +1

      @@RogueReplicant Don't forget Peter Cushing. The only man who could coldly destroy a whole planet while wearing carpet slippers. Great actor, always overlooked when people discuss such things.

    • @TheAureliac
      @TheAureliac Před 4 lety +1

      It's an anagram for Alec Guinness.

    • @lucasoheyze4597
      @lucasoheyze4597 Před rokem

      Yes, we watched The Simpsons too

  • @TheRamenEevee
    @TheRamenEevee Před 5 lety +6

    3:12 fun fact: that's Ewan mcgreogors uncle and that's what inspired him to get a role in he prequels

  • @SmellyBones
    @SmellyBones Před 7 lety +35

    The Death Star thing wasn't Freudian. It was the world's greatest golf metaphor.

    • @Keithustus
      @Keithustus Před 4 lety +7

      Golf is a Freudian metaphor.

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 Před 3 lety

      @@Keithustus Especially for fans of Silk Stalkings

  • @marvinleach3059
    @marvinleach3059 Před 8 lety +84

    Lol! i never got why everyone hated Anakin for being bratty in Ep II when Luke himself was bratty in Ep IV

    • @Icybubba
      @Icybubba Před 8 lety +2

      +Marvin Leach ikr? Plus Anakin was awesome in TCW

    • @SolarArmadillo
      @SolarArmadillo Před 8 lety +19

      +Marvin Leach The difference: Luke progressed as a character, Anakin did not.

    • @BeedlePencil
      @BeedlePencil Před 8 lety +8

      +Luke Jolly Actually, I would say that they both progressed but two different ways. Anakin's bratty behavior eventually progressed into becoming Darth Vader.

    • @marvinleach3059
      @marvinleach3059 Před 8 lety +4

      +BeedlePencil Exactly! I guess what disappointed people was seeing Darth Vader in that light. But no one is born ultimately evil.... Hey even Hitler was a chubby little baby... bratty lil' boy probably. Look how he eventually turned out as an adult

    • @zohoro96
      @zohoro96 Před 8 lety +3

      +Luke Jolly if he progressed as a character THERE WILL BE NO VADER......sometime i think im the smartest person in the universe.......if anakin gonna turn to the dark side anakin personality is SPOT ON cause hes a GREEDY MOTHERFUCKER FULL OF HATE AND REVENGE AND LUST FOR POWER.......you should pay attention to the movie before you comment dumbass.......thats what make anakin AWESOME and as a character anakin is more ENTERTAINING to watch then luke cause lets be honest that luke is so plain and boring and he whine too much too

  • @MasonStrand
    @MasonStrand Před 8 lety +417

    1:35 "So Hayden Christensen's acting was intentional. Yup! This is all Mark Hammil's fault everyone. Skywalkers are just meant to be whiny brat kids with lots of problems.

  • @Marinade21
    @Marinade21 Před 7 lety +15

    Watching this, I just realized that Darth Vader's original voice sounds like Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet in Spaceballs.

    • @paradoxical_taco
      @paradoxical_taco Před 2 lety

      Carrie Fisher said they called David Prowse “Darth Farmer” on set.

  • @barrenriveradultdaycare6879

    3:00 not just the end
    "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
    "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."

  • @serenat5568
    @serenat5568 Před 8 lety +168

    Say: "I saw a security hologram of him killing... younglings."

    • @gnsmovies8849
      @gnsmovies8849 Před 8 lety +24

      Noooooooo

    • @dobbysboggart6883
      @dobbysboggart6883 Před 7 lety +1

      They should have just said children. More emotional impact.

    • @johncrossing
      @johncrossing Před 7 lety +5

      +Dobbys Boggart G.L. was trying to keep it an "acceptable" film for kids to watch. And I guess I get it because "killing kids" or "killing children" is more graphic, but it's still dumb, and would have been ballsy of the writers 😂

  • @Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni
    @Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni Před 8 lety +216

    Psch, if i had a lightsaber, i wouldn't give my arm even a day.

  • @adalfyre7937
    @adalfyre7937 Před 6 lety +49

    Old Ben Kenobi said he didn't remembered *owning* a droid

    • @zacmumblethunder7466
      @zacmumblethunder7466 Před 5 lety +4

      Everything made after the original movie just makes Obi Wan look like a pedantic hair-splitting old fart.

    • @jordanschmidt8940
      @jordanschmidt8940 Před 4 lety +1

      Adal Fyre #JusticeforR4

    • @tylerwilliams3836
      @tylerwilliams3836 Před 4 lety +3

      To be fair, he didn't own a droid. R2 belonged to Padme, while C3PO was made by Anakin. If I remember correctly

    • @pmo7780
      @pmo7780 Před 4 lety +2

      you’re forgetting about R-4

    • @skittleseer1
      @skittleseer1 Před 3 lety

      I wonder if Adal is referring to Old Ben Kenoni?

  • @ExploreLearnEnglishWithGeorge

    from @ 3:05 "The most freudian finale of all the time" - I laughed painfully till the very end.
    Hands on one of the best HTs ever lolza

  • @bkb757
    @bkb757 Před 8 lety +26

    "...the Evil Empire, with an army of clumsy idiots."
    basically the antagonists of every pokemon game 😂

  • @Hellboy-ge6po
    @Hellboy-ge6po Před 8 lety +259

    This was cool but... where's Revenge of the Sith? Why'd you skip it?

    • @reapergaming7673
      @reapergaming7673 Před 8 lety +38

      "Star Wars...The first one, not calling it A New Hope."

    • @Hellboy-ge6po
      @Hellboy-ge6po Před 8 lety +9

      ReaperGaming That was a good line lol, but I still want to see their ROTS Honest Trailer.

    • @Hellboy-ge6po
      @Hellboy-ge6po Před 8 lety

      Marcos Recio Maybe. Honestly though they should have waited until VII comes out to do its Honest Trailer.

    • @vl420
      @vl420 Před 8 lety

      +xDavidx Should of stuck with Revenge of the Jedi, would of sounded much cooler

    • @Hellboy-ge6po
      @Hellboy-ge6po Před 8 lety +1

      Tea.Heich.Cee 420 You mean how they were gonna call Return of the Jedi 'Revenge of the Jedi'? I agree.

  • @jamesthemaniac3293
    @jamesthemaniac3293 Před 7 lety +127

    ....wonder how many actually get the joseph campbell joke without looking it up

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye Před 2 lety +9

    Seriously the original edition was more thrilling to watch than the digitally 'remastered' one.

  • @ragingfiip
    @ragingfiip Před 8 lety +168

    WARNING: Do NOT Google Image "jizz wailers".

    • @peacefulltoucan
      @peacefulltoucan Před 8 lety +28

      +ragingfiip DOUBLE WARNING: Do *NOT* Google image "jizz wailers" just because this guy told you not to

    • @bennybeetle572
      @bennybeetle572 Před 8 lety

      +ragingfiip wtf

    • @xXxDarkPhantomxXx1
      @xXxDarkPhantomxXx1 Před 8 lety +6

      +ragingfiip :T you've only peaked my interest. I shall prepare for regret

    • @toptof5303
      @toptof5303 Před 8 lety +22

      +ragingfiip Should have listened.....

    • @littleredcock4543
      @littleredcock4543 Před 8 lety

      so how many times u Google it

  • @mikomikomiko3947
    @mikomikomiko3947 Před 7 lety +2087

    I think that Luke Skywalker's whiny attitude was more relatable than Anakin.

    • @charliehinds5695
      @charliehinds5695 Před 7 lety +79

      Miko Mikomiko yeah it was how mark hamill can act and Hayden Christensen can't.

    • @mikomikomiko3947
      @mikomikomiko3947 Před 7 lety +119

      Because Luke was venturing out of his comfort zone, he was going on this adventure and at the same he has to deal with the fact that his former life is gone and train to become a jedi.
      I remember when he said to Yoda that levitating his ship was impossible I can relate to that. He's feeling pressured, it was much more better than how George had written Anakin.

    • @danielstephens9533
      @danielstephens9533 Před 7 lety +172

      Nothing to do with acting ability, everything to do with writing. Harrison Ford came and basically forced Lucas to rewrite the entire original movie's script because it all sounded forced and unnatural... kind of like the prequels, which didn't have anyone do that for Lucas.

    • @afonsolucas2219
      @afonsolucas2219 Před 7 lety +14

      Daniel Stephens They do sound like 30s serials, but I guess you can thank Ford so it didn't make it over the top.

    • @skonsama2049
      @skonsama2049 Před 7 lety

      Daniel Stephens

  • @dennistheconstitutionalpea6174

    You know you've got an incredible movie, when a shot of a guy in a less-than-convincing mask is one of your biggest problems.

  • @jcortese3300
    @jcortese3300 Před 4 lety +9

    "An Oscar and a trash can." Best laugh I've had in a while, thank you for that. :-)

  • @tochukwuudu7763
    @tochukwuudu7763 Před 7 lety +270

    darth vaders original voice lmao

    • @painkillerjones6232
      @painkillerjones6232 Před 4 lety +20

      David Prowse's real voice.

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 Před 4 lety +8

      Ah but apparently they were originally gonna go with someone with a mid-west accent 😂

    • @alexreilly6121
      @alexreilly6121 Před 4 lety

      I'm really quite glad they put Brick Vader in

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok Před 4 lety

      If you watch spaceballs, every time Dark Helmet has his mask down and is using his "commanding voice" it's actually a David Prowse impression.

    • @mr-mz4ed
      @mr-mz4ed Před 4 lety

      Glad they got the best bass voice for vader.james earl jones!peace love dope!

  • @MrFedoraFilm
    @MrFedoraFilm Před 8 lety +64

    Please do a Honest Trailer for Raiders of the Lost Ark.

    • @MrFedoraFilm
      @MrFedoraFilm Před 8 lety +28

      Please say: "There's a big snake in the plane, Jock!"

  • @joshuaweston4489
    @joshuaweston4489 Před 2 lety +4

    That comment about chopping our own hands off if we owned a real lightsaber... absolutely true.

  • @srbarkerchan
    @srbarkerchan Před 7 lety +64

    #DroidLiveMatterGuys

  • @Roadrage1588
    @Roadrage1588 Před 8 lety +311

    Are we ever getting an Empire Strikes back or Return of the Jedi Honest Trailer?

    • @Harper_1984
      @Harper_1984 Před 8 lety +2

      Yeah please?

    • @Shmagalag
      @Shmagalag Před 8 lety +5

      Probably when episodes VIII or IX comes out. It's just my thought. Look at the date for this video.

    • @helenwhs
      @helenwhs Před 8 lety +3

      I think this covers all three in their minds.

    • @Gio-vn9yj
      @Gio-vn9yj Před 8 lety

      they better

    • @loganferrales427
      @loganferrales427 Před 8 lety

      Episode VIII

  • @Tacitus-qd3ev
    @Tacitus-qd3ev Před 8 lety +131

    The difference between Anakin and Luke is: Luke's complains endear him to the viewer since he complains about things most of us can relate to (e.g. being stuck in a farm while his best friends can go to college) and it is easy to see why he would complain.
    Anakin on the other hand is basically an entitled brat in episode 2 who despite living everybodys dream (who would not want to be a Jedi?) is constantly whining. Even if Lucas went intentionally for this angle, he should have made sure that Anakin looked more likeable.

    • @alanadams6723
      @alanadams6723 Před 8 lety +2

      +Tacitus1990 Ah-freakin-men dude. :)

    • @dracu9833
      @dracu9833 Před 8 lety +10

      just for your information: anakin was also 19 years old in "attack of the clones". that's all *flies away*

    • @jackbaxter2223
      @jackbaxter2223 Před 8 lety +9

      Yeah, I mean what kind of little bitch would be emotionally fragile after discovering that their mother's been tortured to death. What a crybaby. Luke's aunt and uncle are killed and he's just like "meh, don't even care." Clearly all of his whining after that is irrelevant.

    • @Tacitus-qd3ev
      @Tacitus-qd3ev Před 8 lety +8

      K IRA I am more thinking about how Anakin constantly complained to Padme behind his masters' back, and his disrespectful behaviour towards obi-Wan in general when he had no reason to.

    • @ThunderForce2000
      @ThunderForce2000 Před 8 lety +3

      The thing is I do find Luke to be pretty annoying and whiny in A New Hope, but not in either Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi. George Lucas directing probably?

  • @aniketbagchi8695
    @aniketbagchi8695 Před 7 lety +212

    Han absolutely shot first.

    • @allegramarzulli3596
      @allegramarzulli3596 Před 7 lety

      Aniket Bagchi no see the scene in slow motion

    • @aniketbagchi8695
      @aniketbagchi8695 Před 7 lety +12

      Thats the special edition but in the original han shot first

    • @jameer7565
      @jameer7565 Před 7 lety +1

      +Clou They shot at almost the same time, han shot first and greedos shot hit the wall I believe.

    • @jdstinner3868
      @jdstinner3868 Před 7 lety +10

      yah han shot first until they freakin changed it!

    • @stephenolan5539
      @stephenolan5539 Před 6 lety +11

      kabedgy
      Greedo didn't shoot at all when I first saw it at the drive in theater.

  • @tholgrimstonebeard5943
    @tholgrimstonebeard5943 Před 4 lety +4

    The person who dubbed Master James Earl Jones of David Fielding was a genius.

  • @blacksage2375
    @blacksage2375 Před 8 lety +39

    Barely (if any) mention of the music?
    The hell Honest Trailers.

    • @SebideeTW
      @SebideeTW Před 8 lety +14

      +blacksage They did mention it briefly.

  • @estooo
    @estooo Před 8 lety +171

    Does anyone else actual watch anything else besides Honest Trailers?

    • @estooo
      @estooo Před 8 lety +1

      On this channel^

    • @bgriffin1864
      @bgriffin1864 Před 8 lety +32

      Nope. And the Honest Trailers are getting less and less funny each time

    • @Alucard20039
      @Alucard20039 Před 8 lety

      +Berry Griffin i agree... its like they are not trying to be funny anymore or they are trying to hard... not sure which

    • @tmsplltrs
      @tmsplltrs Před 8 lety +3

      +Esteban Prince I'd totally watch Jay and Silent bob reviewing toys, but I'm not paying for it. So no

    • @Ufomongo1
      @Ufomongo1 Před 8 lety

      +Esteban Prince nope

  • @shadowsndn5425
    @shadowsndn5425 Před 7 lety +3

    "Lightsaber battle where two old geezers gently poke at each other," loved it!😂

  • @Mom-yg1rt
    @Mom-yg1rt Před 4 lety +6

    When obi wan says he doesn’t seem to remember owning a droid he meant that R2 was his friend and wasn’t a dog or slave to him

  • @PeterLlewelyn
    @PeterLlewelyn Před 8 lety +137

    Han shot first!

    • @ShrLcKHlmS-sn7fm
      @ShrLcKHlmS-sn7fm Před 8 lety +1

      Lel

    • @ShrLcKHlmS-sn7fm
      @ShrLcKHlmS-sn7fm Před 8 lety

      So true i think

    • @seanwordingham9892
      @seanwordingham9892 Před 8 lety

      +Peter Llewelyn Just watched Barney say this today in HIMYM :)

    • @Renwoodpeaches
      @Renwoodpeaches Před 8 lety +14

      +Peter Llewelyn Han did NOT SHOOT FIRST! HAN IS THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOT! GG

    • @jesusnthedaisychain
      @jesusnthedaisychain Před 8 lety +3

      +obiwanfisher537 Watch the original. There's no indication that Greedo shot at all. Greedo's gun isn't smoking, nor is the wall behind Han damaged in any way. It's not like Greedo wasn't going to shoot, it's just that Han was a lot, lot faster.

  • @julianmorgan2849
    @julianmorgan2849 Před 8 lety +44

    Common misconception! Han didn't shoot first, thats because Greedo never shot at all. Han just shot.

    • @totzsuzs
      @totzsuzs Před 8 lety +3

      +Julian Morgan finally someone said it! :D

  • @BenjaminWirtz
    @BenjaminWirtz Před 6 lety +2

    Almost every line in the Trench run scene would make a good "That's what she said" joke.

  • @kins1894
    @kins1894 Před 3 lety

    Man ... i loved watching all Honest trailers Star Wars and All Stuckmann's Star Wars Reviews leading up to The Force Awakens back in 2015... sigh... good old times

  • @Umirua
    @Umirua Před 8 lety +222

    Proves my point that Hayden Christensen was actually a very good actor

    • @thibaldus3
      @thibaldus3 Před 8 lety +2

      +IShallUseFire! Agreed.

    • @virginiaplain100
      @virginiaplain100 Před 8 lety +14

      +IShallUseFire! Nah, Mark Hamill as a "whiny space brat" is and was better than Hayden Christiansen as a "whiny space brat". The Star Wars franchise does not show what Mark Hamill really can do.

    • @Umirua
      @Umirua Před 8 lety +41

      Virginia Plain Sure but Hayden deserve a lot more respect than he gets

    • @YouNoob93
      @YouNoob93 Před 8 lety +2

      +IShallUseFire! He plays a sith great I think, but as a whiny Jedi I didn't like his acting

    • @EliteRocketBear
      @EliteRocketBear Před 8 lety +48

      +YouNoob93 I'd say it was more so because of the bad writing and directing. People forget that Lucas only directed a New Hope and the prequel trilogy. Not many actors can overcome a bad director.
      And with a New Hope, Lucas was relatively inexperienced and unknown, so his cast was a lot more rebellious. Ford even rewrote all his lines because the script handed to him was bad.

  • @KneelB4Bacon
    @KneelB4Bacon Před 7 lety +835

    2:22 _"Return to a time when technology forced George Lucas to collaborate with other people."_
    And that right there is why the prequels sucked. Lucas gets WAY too much credit for "inventing" Star Wars. Most of the credit for the look of the original trilogy goes to Ralph McQuarrie who did the concept art. Lucas had some REALLY stupid ideas for the original trilogy but fortunately, he was surrounded by people who were willing to tell him that.

    • @Tomn8er
      @Tomn8er Před 7 lety +4

      really stupid ideas like what? Do elaborate

    • @KneelB4Bacon
      @KneelB4Bacon Před 7 lety +72

      Tomn8er Here's a short list of what the story editors and directors stopped from being in the original trilogy:
      Han Solo as a large, green-gilled alien.
      Luke Skywalker was originally going to be 40 years old and have a robot head.
      C3PO was going to sound like a sleazy, used-car salesman.
      Luke's last name was originally "Starkiller"

    • @Alias_Anybody
      @Alias_Anybody Před 7 lety +9

      The last wouldn't fit for a "whiny space brat", but it's at least badass.

    • @zakmccarthy6703
      @zakmccarthy6703 Před 7 lety +13

      Alias Anybody The last bit was actually used as the title for Vader's secret apprentice in the Force unleashed games, in case you didn't know. Makes you wonder if they re-used any of these ideas in other parts of the Star Wars franchise.

    • @Alias_Anybody
      @Alias_Anybody Před 7 lety

      Zak McCarthy
      Yes, I know. But it's not canon anymore.

  • @Memnoch_the_Devil
    @Memnoch_the_Devil Před 5 lety +1

    Is that a hovering Millennium Falcon at 5:24?? Suh-weet!! I also recognized the Blade Builder toys which are so cool they actually make me want to be a kid again lol

  • @wufongtanwufong5579
    @wufongtanwufong5579 Před 6 lety +2

    Screen Junkies: A multi-channel youtube group where all the shows ride on the success of just one channel

  • @blackopman100
    @blackopman100 Před 8 lety +104

    Do one for Jaws!

    • @1TrueJuliet
      @1TrueJuliet Před 8 lety

      +Lozerwit Nolif Yes.

    • @blackopman100
      @blackopman100 Před 8 lety

      +Lozerwit Nolif no

    • @1TrueJuliet
      @1TrueJuliet Před 8 lety

      Moviemaster21 Nvm, that was HISHE.

    • @davedextermusic7129
      @davedextermusic7129 Před 8 lety +6

      +Moviemaster21 I thought you said "Jews". Which actually kind of works, if you take Jews as Rebel Alliance and Nazis as the Empire.
      WE HAVE TO FLY A CYANIDE PILL INTO HITLER'S MOUTH. IT'S TWO METRES ACROSS

    • @cassidywilson9767
      @cassidywilson9767 Před 8 lety

      +Moviemaster21 yeah!!!

  • @noahfortner2
    @noahfortner2 Před 7 lety +106

    *refuses to call it A New Hope*
    *first clip shown is of the Special Editions*
    Hmmmm

  • @jakedesjardins
    @jakedesjardins Před 7 lety +141

    Rip Carrie Fisher 🌹

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 Před 4 lety +3

      Who strangely turned out to have the best sense of humour of the trio (cos chics rock)

  • @blackleg3227
    @blackleg3227 Před 5 lety +4

    2:13 did not expected that

  • @otimo144
    @otimo144 Před 8 lety +80

    Say: Got a whale of a tale to tell you lads, a whale of a tale or two

    • @otimo144
      @otimo144 Před 8 lety +1

      +Otimo SAY IIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!

    • @PurpleBox89
      @PurpleBox89 Před 8 lety +6

      +Otimo Might as well do a trailer for 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea while they're at it, hah!

    • @otimo144
      @otimo144 Před 8 lety +1

      PurpleBox89 How awesome would that be :D

    • @fishcutter395
      @fishcutter395 Před 8 lety +1

      'Bout the flapping fish and the girls I love, a whale of a tale or two, I swear by me tattoo

  • @sriver004
    @sriver004 Před 8 lety +36

    Holy shit Jeremy Jahns and Chris Stuckman!!! Jay and Bob are awesome of course but I actually got more excited for Jeremy and Chris xD

  • @amparonarbona5142
    @amparonarbona5142 Před 7 lety +7

    I love when they started comparing Luke with Annakin.

  • @AtOutoftheBlue
    @AtOutoftheBlue Před 7 lety +50

    *sigh* No one remembers Mon Mothma.

    • @durhamdavesbg4948
      @durhamdavesbg4948 Před 7 lety +7

      Wasn't she only in Jedi out of the original 3?

    • @AtOutoftheBlue
      @AtOutoftheBlue Před 7 lety +1

      DurhamDave SBG Sorry. It's kind of confusing, because, you know, stolen Death Star plans, and, space battles.

    • @Xob_Driesestig
      @Xob_Driesestig Před 7 lety

      yes, exactly

    • @zacmumblethunder7466
      @zacmumblethunder7466 Před 5 lety

      @@Xob_Driesestig Even as a ludicrously obsessed Star Wars fan in '83, I thought Jedi was more or less a fancy remake of the first film. So I went out and spent a fortune on merchandise anyway.

    • @painkillerjones6232
      @painkillerjones6232 Před 4 lety

      Who?

  • @FeisarAG
    @FeisarAG Před 7 lety +23

    1:38 HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN TOOK THE FALL FOR ALL OF US

  • @BloodMilkSky1969
    @BloodMilkSky1969 Před 8 lety +48

    Am I the only one that noticed that after Obi cut that dudes arm off in the bar there was blood all over???Don't the light sabers have a cauterizing effect after cutting said limb??So therefore no blood??Just saying

    • @TheUnmaker28977
      @TheUnmaker28977 Před 8 lety +13

      +G. Christopher I doubt you're the first person to notice, because Star Wars fans are so obsessed they have their own religion. I don't know the "official" explanation, but my guess is he thrashed around enough to open the wound again, just like doctors tell you not to do after they patch up regular cuts.

    • @Arretey
      @Arretey Před 8 lety +6

      +G. Christopher
      TL:DR got changed in the prequels to appease a the movie rating system so they could keep PG.
      [Original]
      If memory serves, the cauterizing effect was only added into the prequels to keep it PG, this allowed them to pander to a way younger audience. Tbh the films would have been far more amazing with the kind of blood and gore that a sci-fi laser based sword fight should have, but sadly it also wouldnt make much sense for the wound to not get cauterized seeing as how these blades are capable of melting most of the metals used in the films (higher grade shit then what we have today) but if you take that into consideration then the jedi and sith shouldnt be able to use lightsabers unless they used a lengthy spear form, sense the heat would be too intense for them to be so close. Overall you cant take too much thought into the matter, and the first sentence of this is pretty much the only excuse.

    • @Regfife
      @Regfife Před 8 lety +10

      +Arretey Remember when Vader chops off Luke's hand in Empire Strikes Back? No blood whatsoever, not even in the original release. Also, in Attack of the Clones, we DO see a lightsaber draw blood when Count Dooku nicks Obi-Wan's arm. So I don't see how you account for the inconsistency, whether with movie logic or ratings reasons.
      As for the heat issue, you can hold a blowtorch pretty close, so why not a lightsaber?

    • @Arretey
      @Arretey Před 8 lety

      Reg Fife Completely forgot about the hand being cauterized, as for the cut that slipped my mind as well, however in regards to the blowtorch you are comparing a flame that we hold at a decent distance to a thousand times hotter laser. I get what point you are driving at with the comparison however it seems a little too insignificant.

    • @Regfife
      @Regfife Před 8 lety

      Anyone with welding experience care to weigh in? How close can your hand be to a blowtorch flame before it starts to singe?

  • @richardroberts6021
    @richardroberts6021 Před 2 lety +1

    Hi, we are now 45 years away from A New Hope. 45 years before New Hope, most movies were still silent movies 😲

  • @masonwilkes1231
    @masonwilkes1231 Před 4 lety +2

    Army of clumsy idiots is the most accurate description of the stormtroopers I’ve ever heard

  • @LickingGuy
    @LickingGuy Před 8 lety +179

    Star Wars will never die!

    • @shibainucoinportal9435
      @shibainucoinportal9435 Před 8 lety +2

      +Licking Guy I watched the last video on TV last night! Epic!

    • @brian-tj3ge
      @brian-tj3ge Před 8 lety

      +Licking Guy I'm addicted to your videos! Everyone needs to check you out!

    • @theoutcastleaf3410
      @theoutcastleaf3410 Před 8 lety

      +Licking Guy I'm going to like even though i think your just gonna edit what you said

    • @lflime
      @lflime Před 8 lety +3

      +Licking Guy say that again after disney released Star Wars XXIX ... and yes they want a star wars movie every year!!! Source: www.wired.com/2015/11/building-the-star-wars-universe/

    • @mosman1372
      @mosman1372 Před 8 lety

      Never die. just multiple

  • @tymanning2832
    @tymanning2832 Před 8 lety +30

    Difference between Luke and Anakin is that Luke actually had a decent character arc. Went from whiny farm boy to a lovable hero as opposed to becoming more of a cry baby as the movies went on like Anakin did.

    • @tymanning2832
      @tymanning2832 Před 8 lety +4

      Talon Diwisch It was actually originally supposed to be where Anakin was a righteous hero, but we never really see much of a progression. He pretty much was a rebellious punk from the start of his training, and still had plenty of rotten moments before he ever put the Vader suit on.

  • @rickdalton6272
    @rickdalton6272 Před 6 lety +21

    This movie happened "a long time ago in a galaxy far away"! They had NO email!

    • @alexk8083
      @alexk8083 Před 5 lety +3

      And yet they still had technology that was superior to ours in every way, so you’d think they at least had something comparable.

  • @kimberlyrobinson3992
    @kimberlyrobinson3992 Před 5 lety +18

    "We are NOT calling it 'A New Hope'!"
    MARRY ME.

  • @TheKindGamers
    @TheKindGamers Před 7 lety +315

    Obi-Wan never did own a droid. He was telling the truth!

    • @marshmallowhorse3230
      @marshmallowhorse3230 Před 7 lety +17

      Ummmm, r4.... ok......

    • @TheKindGamers
      @TheKindGamers Před 7 lety +14

      I don't think he ever really "owned" R4-P17 in the same way that R2-D2 was a companion to Anakin. Besides, R4 was destroyed in the Battle Over Coruscant.
      Edit: Okay, so it looks like Kenobi had a bit more of an attachment to R4 than I would have thought. starwars.wikia.com/wiki/R4-P17/Legends

    • @nickcantrell1351
      @nickcantrell1351 Před 7 lety +2

      R4 got a new head tho he wasn't completely destroyed

    • @Alias_Anybody
      @Alias_Anybody Před 7 lety +15

      Obi-Wan lied quite frequently in the OT, so...

    • @violentscorl697
      @violentscorl697 Před 7 lety +47

      +Alias Anybody He was always telling the truth ..... from a certain point of view ;)

  • @RicoYouTube
    @RicoYouTube Před 8 lety +153

    Snootchie bootchies

  • @kushalkarmodiya
    @kushalkarmodiya Před 3 lety +2

    I am from India.
    I watched the starting 7 movies of the series just this week for the first time.
    And well I think that Episode 1-3 were good.

  • @rosskerr1439
    @rosskerr1439 Před 2 lety +2

    Skyyyywalker's in flight!
    Best joke in the trailer.

  • @dracu9833
    @dracu9833 Před 8 lety +85

    wow. no stupid prequel-hate. nice. that was...refreshing. I especially liked 3:30. it kinda sums up two of the most annoying kind of star wars-fans

    • @Zagardal
      @Zagardal Před 8 lety

      +Mgen Strange it's justified, but hate is stupid in itself

    • @bremwynn9090
      @bremwynn9090 Před 8 lety +1

      +Mgen Strange Upvoting your own comment doesn't make it anymore correct

    • @huntcd2012
      @huntcd2012 Před 8 lety +6

      Part of the annoying thing about the hate is that people act like George Lucas is an irredeemable monster for these films. Ok if you don't like him as a filmmaker that's fine, but a lot of people also act like he's just a bad man in general.

    • @dracu9833
      @dracu9833 Před 8 lety

      Mgen Strange
      I upvoted those comments just to make you look like you did it yourself! MWAHAHAHAAA!

    • @Zagardal
      @Zagardal Před 8 lety +1

      Mgen Strange
      hate isn't stupid? ok, have a nice life with that idea in your head.

  • @19billdong96
    @19billdong96 Před 8 lety +131

    Finally! Someone who admits that the lightsaber battles in the originals were as boring as the SAT

    • @Puppetboystudio
      @Puppetboystudio Před 8 lety +30

      Fights themselves were kinda crappy, but they were really big on emotions and character development

    • @galenmarek7107
      @galenmarek7107 Před 8 lety +13

      I will take the ROTJ duel over ANY bullshit waltzdance the prequels had.

    • @19billdong96
      @19billdong96 Před 8 lety +11

      Galen Marek Take your ignorance somewhere else. Talk what you want about the prequels, but their fights were a great combination of Japanese sword art and agility.

    • @galenmarek7107
      @galenmarek7107 Před 8 lety +5

      19billdong96 Lol. There are a tons of movies that did Japanese Sword art BETTER. The Last Samurai. Batman Begins. Some LoTR. Shit even the choreographed stuffed in The Matrix looked like fights. All the prequels looked like choreographed dance. Everyone keeps using moves that had no chance of hitting anything but the enemies' sabers. They look cool on the first time but they were boring as f*ck upon repeat viewings. The only one I'd give that looked like an actual fight is Yoda vs Sidious.

    • @19billdong96
      @19billdong96 Před 8 lety

      Galen Marek It just shows how little you know about sword fight

  • @GaryLiseo
    @GaryLiseo Před 4 lety +1

    The stormtrooper hitting his head was a blooper (the extra didn't mean to hit his head), but they decided to keep it in for comic relief

  • @Mtn_Dew_Daddy
    @Mtn_Dew_Daddy Před 3 lety +4

    The first lightsaber battle ever was just two retirement home escapes poking each other with fancy glow sticks

  • @TheMiniVader
    @TheMiniVader Před 8 lety +10

    THANK YOU SCREEN JUNKIES FOR POINTING OUT THE SIMILARITIES BETWEEN ANAKIN AND LUKE. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

  • @TheCAWstudios
    @TheCAWstudios Před 8 lety +43

    You guys missed the biggest opportunity ever: should've had RedLetterMedia return as guest stars

    • @screenjunkies
      @screenjunkies  Před 8 lety +23

      We invited them... They were unavailable.

    • @bobunitone
      @bobunitone Před 8 lety +5

      +Screen Junkies Rich Evans needs his own show!

    • @Ampwich
      @Ampwich Před 8 lety

      Glad that didnt happen. Overrated. Mr Plinkett aint funny just deal with it.

    • @Haedox
      @Haedox Před 8 lety

      +Screen Junkies Shame

    • @eugenesbackpack276
      @eugenesbackpack276 Před 8 lety +4

      More disappointing than my son

  • @filimongalogavros5301
    @filimongalogavros5301 Před 5 lety

    Star Wars is the best movie collection about space , it practically created the genre of science fiction .
    In A New Hope , the acting , pace , story and action are phenomenal , the special effects are great and the overall tone is downright EPIC .

  • @samblack5313
    @samblack5313 Před 4 lety +2

    You got me with the email part... well played 😂

  • @supermovies4625
    @supermovies4625 Před 8 lety +672

    Han shot first

    • @bremwynn9090
      @bremwynn9090 Před 8 lety +3

      +Remy "Gambit" LeBeau No he shot third

    • @supermovies4625
      @supermovies4625 Před 8 lety +1

      Bradley Ward Read the description

    • @CrimsenOverlordVideos
      @CrimsenOverlordVideos Před 8 lety +21

      Technically, he just shot. There was no first, because in the original there was only one shot. I never understood this argument. People are strange. Also, good on you for reading the entire description.

    • @mienski0
      @mienski0 Před 8 lety

      +Remy "Gambit" LeBeau god how the hell did you saw this?

    • @Ampwich
      @Ampwich Před 8 lety +2

      Well....#HanShotOnly just sounds weird.

  • @YodaOnDMT
    @YodaOnDMT Před 8 lety +134

    The prequels were great!
    There... I said it.

    • @SuperKiao
      @SuperKiao Před 8 lety +20

      +Mike the Man Found the nerd critical of everything

    • @christian-oo5hu
      @christian-oo5hu Před 8 lety +4

      +SuperKiao The only good one was 3. The other ones were meh.

    • @SuperKiao
      @SuperKiao Před 8 lety +3

      Roger The Swagalicious Alien 3 was cool, the others were still enjoyable I think.

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 Před 8 lety +1

      Yeah, I like prequels better I grew up with them and they have cooler chracters and cooler lightsaber fights!

    • @darthnevoz5056
      @darthnevoz5056 Před 8 lety

      +Yoda on DMT The Prequels were shit only good Thing about them are Darth Maul and GEneral Grievous

  • @Centauri27
    @Centauri27 Před rokem

    Omg...the Freudian references just killed me! Superb research and editing of those clips.

  • @Kazeromaru
    @Kazeromaru Před 7 lety +1

    When you realize Mel Brooks was a genius when he made Dark Helmet. He used the original voice basically which made it extra funny when you heard the original voice.