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Honest Trailers | Titanic (2023 Remaster)
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Title Design: Robert Holtby
Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Danielle Radford, Lon Harris, and Drew Grant
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
Post-Production Manager: Emin Bassavand
Post-Production Coordinator: Mikołaj Kossakowski
Assistant Editor: Rebecca Castaneda
Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
#HonestTrailers - Krátké a kreslené filmy
Shout out to the guy who married Rose, loved her for years, raised a family with her, died before her and was waiting for her in the afterlife only to witness her go kiss a guy she knew on a ship for a day.
Waiting for her? A man has needs.
Never forget
Titanic II: The Heavenly Heart Break
You mean Jack Dawson, or should I *say* Jack Calvert, all along? Haven't you heard the "time-travel" stories about Jack?
Why he is it that the crew on the Keldysh could not find *anything* on Jack Dawson? If you've seen Cameron's other work, like Terminator and Aliens ... you know it when you see it.😉
@@victorsamsung2921
Uh, because his tickets would have said Sven and Olaf... no I'm not making a Frozen reference. They literally won a poker game and boarded the ship with some other dude's tickets. Nobody would have had Jack's or Fabrizio's names down on any registry at all.
How have I never noticed how much Jack drags Rose around and says "come on"? 🤣
Because it’s a 3 hour 15 minute movie and he says it 6 times so good luck remember that
Right?! I was snorting 🤣
When you realize the little girl Jack dances with would be too old for Leo to date in 2023 💀
ᴄᴏɴɢʀᴀᴛᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴs® ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴍᴏɴɢsᴛ ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀs ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜𝙰𝚙𝚙⁺𝟏𝟗𝟎𝟗𝟐𝟎𝟔𝟔𝟑𝟒𝟐 ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪɢɪᴛs* ✍🏼..
🤮
What dancing is wrong now?
snowflakes
@@eavyeavy2864 **crickets chirping**
What I always found weird about Leo is that many actors look tall who are actually short, but he's actually tall but always looks short.
He hunches down.
He has broad-ish shoulders, which make him look more stocky.
Oh, you're talking Tom Cruise, right? How everyone says he's shorter in real life than in his movies.
@@catdogmousecheese Not just him, many actors. You'd be surprised how many are below average height
Yess it is true....
To the mole people who kept titanic lights on for so long, we salute you
I hope the Mole People get more of a reference in the commentary... that was pretty good for a B movie.
It was cracking to see such stout young molepeople destroying themselves for King and country.
I salute the crab people underwater who kept the Titanic preserved all that time.
@@jimb.7523 They be having crab raves every night in that shipwreck.
Fact : talking about the higher ranks in engine room , all 25 engineer and 8 electrician were lost.
That “your mom” joke was straight outta pocket 😂😂
ᴄᴏɴɢʀᴀᴛᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴs® ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴍᴏɴɢsᴛ ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀs ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜𝙰𝚙𝚙⁺𝟏𝟗𝟎𝟗𝟐𝟎𝟔𝟔𝟑𝟒𝟐 ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪɢɪᴛs* ✍🏼.
I had to pause the video because I couldn't stop laughing hahah
I was searching for this comment 🤣
@@juansf1111 You are not alone 🤣 my family thinks I've lost it now.
I love the anger in Cameron’s eyes when he says “Jack… MIGHTVE lived…”😂
So glad they showed the myrhbusters clip. People misquote it all the time since they werent able to get completely out of the water a lot of people think it failed. But 80% out is sti better than completely submerged. Optimal solution from jacks point of view is jack is on the bottom, rose lays on topf of him. Jack is 80% free of water, rose is 99% off the water, and they share body heat.
@@userasdf ah, nice!
We won lol
@@ryans413 indeed!
@@userasdf Actually there was a man from the Titanic who survived just like that, and he's even in the film! Chief baker Charles Joughin (who shares a brief moment with Rose when they are on the railing of the stern right before the ship sinks. Joughin was able to pull the upper part of his body on the side of an upturned and overcrowded collapsible lifeboat, and a crew member who recognized him held his hand for a few hours before they where picked up. He became sort of legendary because he was pretty drunk during the sinking and it helped him not going into shock in the freezing water, but he survived probably because most of his body was pulled out of the water for most of the time, so his core temperature didn't drop significantly.
I saw this with my girlfriend at the time when it released originally, we would have been 18 at the time, young love and all that. We got out into the car park and just held each other and cried so much. Then I looked up and had to laugh (through the tears and the snot lol) because scattered around the car park were at least half a dozen other couples doing the exact same thing we were doing 😢 😂
ah! love! so what happened?? did you marry her??
I was 19 when I watched it with my then-husband, pregnant with our first child. That movie had me absolutely sobbing 😆
😂😂😂😂😂😂 god damn pansies 😂
A parking lot full of simps
So you're saying at least 6 other couples (so possibly 7 or 8) came out of the cinema and just held each other and started crying? 🤔
Seems like a weird scenario.
Unless you lived through the time, it’s hard to comprehend how huge this movie was in 97 and 98. Girls in my 8th grade class went to see it repeatedly. And that damn song was impossible to escape
I was explaining to my younger coworkers how ridiculous of a phenomenon it was. It was like Star Wars for the 90s, it was no longer a movie, it was a full-on event that EVERYONE attended.
Brah! I hear ya. Absolutely hated this in 97' and the song and my girlfriend went like 7 times. Never got it. 😆 🤣
All of that must've been for the younger crowd. I was a thirty something and my wife and i went down to the Blockbuster to rent the CD (remember those?). We looked at each other after it was over and shrugged. I mean, it was an impressive movie, but....
My favourite part is when they use the Epstien Submarine to get the jewel 😝 No business like show business 🤣
I had to play My Heart Will Go On on the violin in orchestra in 8th grade lol
I just knew there would be a joke about Leo’s questionable dating preferences 😭😭😭
questionable??? you mean efficient and consistent
Is called "sexual revolution" the future is now old man
@@forygamesu217 love when degenerates out themselves
When his date turns 25, he will break up with her.
@@michelloons Those strong independent Women also uses Leo to get into the Limelight ... Symbiosis wink wink ... btw how old are you?
Mythbusters showed the odds of both of them surviving on that door were very small but possible. So for Leonardo to sacrifice himself makes sense. Was he supposed to be able to calculate all of the factors while freezing to death in the ocean or just guarantee Rose lives?
Exactly! Whether the door could have fit another person misses the point that the incident illustrates the mindsets of Jack and Rose. In those critical seconds, Jack's TOP priority was Rose's safety. Once he found a solution, he didn't want to get overly greedy and add risk to the solution he found because any further action might backfire and put Rose back in the icy water. The reason Rose didn't offer any further suggestion was that she was FULLY in her feminine. When feminine energy fully trusts a masculine lead (which is how feminine energy expresses love), that means she assumes that the masculine person has thought through everything and that the course of action HE chooses is the best possible one. Feminine energy will therefore unquestioningly follow the masculine's instructions, which was simply to get on the door.
u mean Jack
To be fair they used life jackets in order to make it work.. also the conditions were different then when mythbusters did it, pretty sure.
According to the internet where "competence" is obvious and real-life complexities don't matter, yes :P
@@waynefung9901 Lol.
The bigger issue is that Rose killed Jack by jumping out of her lifeboat back onto Titanic. If she had just stayed on the lifeboat, Jack, the "survivor," would've done everything after that the same that he did when he was dragging Rose along, and thus found the floating door by himself. Then he would have used it and they would have reunited on the rescue ship and lived happily ever after.
Huh.... Never thought about it that way. Now it's gonna keep me up at night, thanks🤣
@@tvgubber No, remember, he led her to the lifeboat and was saying good-bye. She jumped back on to Titanic after he was already free. Then they ran to the bow of the ship "where they first met" together.
No guarantee that he would've done everything the same. What if he tried to get a lifeboat like Fabrizio?
@@jp3813 Why would he do that when he didn't do it with Rose?
@@jedijones Because he wouldn't have to take a long detour inside the ship due to someone shooting at him. By the time they got out, the lifeboats were a mess. Without that whole sequence, he'd probably look for his friend since he's already outside the ship.
TITANIC is a love story, but it's Cameron's love for the ship with a human romance thrown in for the studio and the audience.
What?
@@mattstorm6568 The love story is between Cameron and the ship. Rose and Jack were just there to sell the movie.
Tbh, so have I. I never cared for the people in this movie and when I was a kid, I was only in it for the boat 🤪
I thought I was the only one who noticed that this was a movie for people interested in Titanic with a romance thrown in so others would finance it.
@@ajwilliams4493I always felt like the romance was thrown in so you can experience the tragedy through someone’s eyes who went through it all. You can really feel the desperation and despair people went through on that day when you develop a little connection for the people onboard.
Love that we’ve now gotten two remastered Janes Cameron movie trailers! 😄
Only james cameron can dethrone james cameron at the box office or so they say lol
@@yaritzamiranda921 I believe it! 😆
All that we need now is Terminator 1&2 Remastered and i be happy.
Ah,it feels so good to rewatch all these movies in theaters again.
Such a good time.
why
@Don't Read My Profile Picture I won't
The first time I watched this, I was so horrified about all the people dying that I really didn't care about Jack and Rose anymore.
Me too!
Yep. The guy falling [and] hitting the railing on the way down... and all the people in the water that "fall" through the massive amounts of air bubbles because there's more air than water [at least, not enough water to remain buoyant]... that's what I remember about this film. Plus, that B.S. "don't let go..." Should've told him to keep trying to get on [there] with you.
Yeah I was young when my family watched the movie. I just felt bad and concerned for the cruise members and the poor, lower classed passengers and Jack's final state. I couldn't give a damn eff about Rose.
The real stories of real people on the ship were much more interesting, and I kept wishing the movie had focused on them instead of the fictional romance.
Human Plinko didn't amuse you?
I loved how y’all pointed out all the different times Jack tells Rose to, “Come on!” I’m so late to the party 😂
I remember reading Roger Ebert write about how men are always running while dragging women around by the hand in cheesy action movies.
OMG I loved the part where he was comparing Titanic with Curse of the Black Pearl. 🤣
The crazy thing is, those parallels are 100% true
Curse of The Black Pearl is better because it has a lasting romance and Elizabeth Swan is hotter than Rose.
@@kadosho02 Oh, I know, I just loved that he found all those similarities between two movies I never would have thought about comparing.
@@masonpyle5929so... you judge movies based on how "hot" the female lead is? I kinda understand the lasting romance but that wasn't the point in Titanic...
@@Stardust_7273 Well I haven’t seen Titanic but I know how it ends. I have seen Curse of the Black Pearl at least 100 times.
Could have Jack gone on the door? Yes. But in that situation? He tried it the first time and it almost flipped. At that point he decided not to try again fearing he might kill both of them if it sinks. He made a choice not to try it again and Leo actually played that decision very well.
nah he died in vain
Exactly I rewatched and forgot all about that part....The point was he wasn't willing to sacrifice Rose in a failed effort of them both trying to get on the door. In hindsight, sure, he may have survived but considering the moment, I get it.
Why do people forget this?!
Mythbusters already did this. They both would've frozen to death if Jack had gone on the door
Also the whole "Freezing to death in the middle of the dark ocean after running and getting shot after during a ship sinking" wouldn't exactly make you think about that much
Real thing is when you panic, you won't think normally. Easy to say "If it was me doing it..." but reality often ensues not how you think it will
Fun fact;
The first movie about the Titanic was made less than a year after it happened.
They even casted a woman who was a survivor.
There was also one made by the Nazis.
Another fun fact : is that when James Cameron made this Titanic movie it was more expensive than building a real Titanic replica ship at the time.
Can we just take a moment to recognize that all of epic voice guy’s random voices he does for one line only are incredibly on point?
With the exception of the "Wisconsin" accent.
Someone needs to tell Leo that it was his character that froze, not his age.
underrated comment
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 but not underaged.
Brilliant 😂
Based on this performance alone, Billy Zane REALLY should play Lex Luthor if “Superman” is rebooted outside of the DCEU.
A Kaiju sized missed opportunity
Honestly!
I would have taken Billy Zane over Jack anyday.
Check out Bill Zane in Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight. He definitely has that Lex Luthor/John Travolta bad guy vibes, with the scalp to match! Also, he gets to terrorize Jada Pinkett.
@@pepperdiao37 People need to check out Demon Knight in general. Such a fun movie.
I was 15 when this came out and I remember all the girls at school just wouldn't shut up about Leonardo D and all of us guys were insanely jealous of him.
Good times. Miss the 90s.
Actually had a boyfriend break up with me over this in the 9th grade!😂 He brought photos from some gossip magazine of Leo partying and said "Here's your guy!" Hilarious looking back on that 25 years later!
@@courtneynorris5852 I was 15 when this film was dominating the box office and HATED it. Hated Hated HATED this movie and hated how utterly disrespectful it was to history and how hypocritical Cameron is.
The one thing that stood the test of time when it comes to "I'll Never Let Go"
Is most definitely the internet's sheer determination to prove that Jack could've survived
The second most memorable part of this movie is when old Rose casually drops $10 mill off the back of the boat and no one seems to care.
I hope Paxton had good insurance…if I was the granddaughter I’d sue the sh*t out of whoever let my 99-year-old grandma go out to international waters to the site of her biggest trauma to tell a story she could have done over email
Yeah the granddaughter is going to be pissed
@Evan William The diamond was more worth like $300 Million or so. That aside, in extended scene you get to see Brock holding the diamond and then lets the elder Rose throw it away.
That was the part that pissed me off the most at the time
Man died over some cruise tail and then she died and chose some cruise piece over her husband and kids in the afterlife 😂
Took some chick back to the room on a cruise once, don't think she ever trimmed once in her entire life. Asked her" you didn't think you were gonna get any on the cruise or something?!" She ran out the room, down the hall, and into memories of failed attempts at humor at the very wrong time.
@@B01 traumatized her for years
Kids and marriage is overrated
Imagine the granddaughter listening to the fact that some guy her grandma met on the Titanic gave her the best time of her life, and it all went downhill from there.
@@B01 That's because that's a pretty horrible thing to say.
Nice timing of realising this honest trailer. Imagine the puns after OceanGate catastrophe
Been scrolling comments for a while...
It's just you, so far. **shrug**
1:23 GAWD DAMN, what a burn
ᴄᴏɴɢʀᴀᴛᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴs® ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴍᴏɴɢsᴛ ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀs ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜𝙰𝚙𝚙⁺𝟏𝟗𝟎𝟗𝟐𝟎𝟔𝟔𝟑𝟒𝟐 ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪɢɪᴛs* ✍🏼..
It was never a question of whether there was enough room on the door. It was a question of how much weight the door could hold.
ᴄᴏɴɢʀᴀᴛᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴs® ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴍᴏɴɢsᴛ ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀs ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜𝙰𝚙𝚙⁺𝟏𝟗𝟎𝟗𝟐𝟎𝟔𝟔𝟑𝟒𝟐 ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪɢɪᴛs* ✍🏼
Exactly 💯
IMO, everybody has misunderstood the door thing. Whether the door could have fit another person misses the point that the incident illustrates the mindsets of Jack and Rose. In those critical seconds, Jack's TOP priority was Rose's safety. Once he found a solution, and remember time was of the essence, he didn't want to get overly greedy and add risk to the solution he found because any further action might backfire and put Rose back in the icy water. The reason Rose didn't offer any further suggestion was that she was FULLY in her feminine. When feminine energy fully trusts a masculine lead (which is how feminine energy expresses love), that means she assumes that the masculine person has thought through everything and that the course of action HE chooses is the best possible one. Feminine energy will therefore unquestioningly follow the masculine's instructions, which was simply to get on the door.
They actually had the budget to build a real 1:1 replica of the Titanic for this movie. What they did instead ended up being even more expensive, but gave them flexibility for multiple takes etc.
Sort of. What they built was 1:1 replica, but they cut out a couple of sections so it was about 80% of the whole ship.
@@RobinDale50 i think 90% or something around
Do not want to live in the universe where they sank a replica Titanic
@@PanAndScanBuddy they did sink part of the replica for the people sliding off the stern of the ship part. You can see it in the making of documentary.
@@murtazarizvi368 yeah something like that. I had heard 70% at one time too. There is a making of that details it a bit more, they talk about the 2 sections that were taken out
One of the best "your mom" jokes I've heard in a long time. Epic!
The mere fact that Cameron FINALLY admitted that Jack could have laid next to Rose on that damn door...
That already made 2023 more bearable than last year.
ᴄᴏɴɢʀᴀᴛᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴs® ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴍᴏɴɢsᴛ ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀs ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜𝙰𝚙𝚙⁺𝟏𝟗𝟎𝟗𝟐𝟎𝟔𝟔𝟑𝟒𝟐 ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪɢɪᴛs* ✍🏼...
Wayne Fung
2 minutes ago (edited)
IMO, everybody has misunderstood the door thing. Whether the door could have fit another person misses the point that the incident illustrates the mindsets of Jack and Rose. In those critical seconds, Jack's TOP priority was Rose's safety. Once he found a solution, and remember time was of the essence, he didn't want to get overly greedy and add risk to the solution he found because any further action might backfire and put Rose back in the icy water. The reason Rose didn't offer any further suggestion was that she was FULLY in her feminine. When feminine energy fully trusts a masculine lead (which is how feminine energy expresses love), that means she assumes that the masculine person has thought through everything and that the course of action HE chooses is the best possible one. Feminine energy will therefore unquestioningly follow the masculine's instructions, which was simply to get on the door.
@@waynefung9901 The first half of what you wrote made sense. Then you jumped off the deep end. XD
@@AhavaMath What's your interpretation of Rose's mindset?
@@waynefung9901fax feminism energy was a lot back then
The Johnny Depp part got me dead
You gotta say in your sultry tone; "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy... both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
Also, Office honest trailer is waaaaay overdue!
"This is an environment of welcoming!"
Where is that quote from? Lol
@@suicune2001 the office
@@akaSUPERMAN Thanks!
Easily one of the best honest trailers yet 🤣
"being ploughed in the back if a couple Deville 🤣🤣🤣"
The obsession people have with the door and if they could both fit is hilarious to me.
Jack got lucky. We saw the disastrous alternate timeline in Revolutionary Road.
was not a door.
I love this movie, and even Kate Winslet admits that there was enough room on the door for Jack.
James Cameron hired experts and recreated the exact conditions to prove that it wouldn't work, he was right
in mythbuster they had to tie some lifejackets underneath the door to keep it from flipping. i doubt many people wud have attempted that in the dark in the middle of the atlantic while freezing to death.
There's clearly some debate on the physics and whatnot.
What's not up for debate is that the outcome was entirely plausible and even probable, given their psychological state(s) and limited reasoning capabilities. (it's easy to watch a movie and say "I would've done this," but just try waiting until you're half-asleep and then try solving a fourth-grade times table. Then imagine doing that in freezing cold water. And I seem to recall some head trauma, so mix in a possible concussion.)
They fricking tried to get both on the door but it turned over! The movie litteraly explained how it wasn't feasible! Maaaaaybe if they would've tried again it would've worked, but they weren't thinking straight with all that was going on!
He was a peasant , not worth saving anyway
The "The Critic" tagline at the end perfectly summed up my opinion of the film, too.
"It Sinks"
The first adult cartoon on Fox to do hilarious cut-away flashbacks too
@@Onikage55 Forgot it was on Fox besides ABC. Now I'm remembering the Simpsons crossover. *plucks gray hairs out of beard* 😅
Thank you so much for making a reference to the show The Critic. I was starting to think I was among like 8 people on the planet who remembered that show.
This Honest Trailer proves one extremely valuable lesson- we need more The Critic references in our life.
You know what's funny? That officially the girls who were born the same year that Titanic premiered are already too old to be Leonardo Dicaprio's girlfriends.
0:38 Why yes they can. In fact many paper documents survived inside the Titanic because they had been contained within tanned leather luggage, bags or wallets at a generally stable temperature. In this case in a leather bag.
It was never a doubt there was room on the door for him to fit. The problem is the buoyancy, he realized he would sink it by getting on. The best alternative would for her to have at least given him the life jacket but given no one was coming to save them any time soon that would have been a pointless effort 😅
ᴄᴏɴɢʀᴀᴛᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴs® ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴍᴏɴɢsᴛ ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀs ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜𝙰𝚙𝚙⁺𝟏𝟗𝟎𝟗𝟐𝟎𝟔𝟔𝟑𝟒𝟐 ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪɢɪᴛs* ✍🏼...
Wayne Fung
2 minutes ago (edited)
IMO, everybody has misunderstood the door thing. Whether the door could have fit another person misses the point that the incident illustrates the mindsets of Jack and Rose. In those critical seconds, Jack's TOP priority was Rose's safety. Once he found a solution, and remember time was of the essence, he didn't want to get overly greedy and add risk to the solution he found because any further action might backfire and put Rose back in the icy water. The reason Rose didn't offer any further suggestion was that she was FULLY in her feminine. When feminine energy fully trusts a masculine lead (which is how feminine energy expresses love), that means she assumes that the masculine person has thought through everything and that the course of action HE chooses is the best possible one. Feminine energy will therefore unquestioningly follow the masculine's instructions, which was simply to get on the door.
You guys… I think Screen Junkies knew something…
Captain Smith was the real life trope of the "two days left before retirement!" trope! Think about that! Also, yeah, apparently people were actually saying soon-to-be ironic things about the ship.
The throw away “Critic” reference in the end re-title is savage. Love it.
6:20 Damn! Jack and Jack!
I never realized just how much of this movie Jack spends dragging Rose around. I’d be like, “Dude, LEAVE my arm in its SOCKET or I am going to CLOCK you.”
My friend took me to see this movie. While I was there, I was in line, and I said, "I don't know why we are here. We know what happens, the boat sinks." And some teenager turned around and told me I spoiled the film for her. Interesting how watching this trailer took me back to that.
Ahhh, the days when we were young and not all of us read the annals of history. Mind you, the only reason I knew what Titanic was when I was a kid was a paperback novel on my dad’s book shelf which had a picture on the cover of the Titanic going under, and the book actually talked about the history of the people and how the ship went down. Didn’t see it during its theatrical run, but watched it at home on double VHS. So I guess I was more focused on the story of the characters more than the ship sinking anyway. Should have gone to the theater for that though.
That happened to my mom. My dad accidentally spoiled it for her on the way to the theater. 😂😂😂
4:47 moral of the story if you are obnoxious enough on the internet you can achieve anything!
Is this what the pineapple pizza heathens are doing?
I am a bit confused is this a pro pineapple on pizza stance or anti, because obviously it belongs there @@ayouxy
4:10 I knew I wasn't the only one who laughed! Seriously, you wouldn't believe the stink eye I get for laughing when this poor man goes pinwheeling into the water.
I get looks when I laugh at the baker drinking and then appearing on the stern. He's got a life vest on and a white coat, skunk drunk! He survived contact with the water because of the massive amount of alcohol in his blood!
My friend and I got into serious trouble with the teenage girls in the theater when we were yelling out aiming advice to Cal when he was trying to shoot at Jack and Rose.
I do love the fact that specific set piece was a serious debate for this long… if the set designer just made the “raft” smaller nobody would be arguing.
James Cameron didn't make the wood panel smaller BECAUSE it is a real surviving piece of wood paneling from the first class lounge. He just reproduced it for the movie, exactly like the real piece.
You had me at Brown vs the Boat of Transportation. 😂
I'm glad someone else found it hilarious. 🤣
"I thought of nothing expect for Titanic but I never got it" too true lol
This trailer would have been waaaaaaaay different after the recent events of that submarine thingy going missing.
4:22 Cameron didn't get this wrong. Yes, there was enough room on that wood for both Jack and Rose. But it wasn't buoyant enough to support both of them. It would have sunk into the water.
Mythbusters proved that it would float. Given both Mythbusters would weigh more than Jack and Rose, it would float.
"i'll never let go jack I'LL NEVER LET GO" had me cracking up ahaha
Really was a good film. And based on a compelling story. Something about the Titanic story just makes it one of the most compelling and tragic stories ever, better than any fiction. It is hard to read about it without being moved.
Agreed! It's my favourite film and personally I could spend so much time talking about it.
Indeed. Honestly, while I loved Jack and Rose, Molly and Andrews were _always_ my favorites.
You should read about the Normandie, then....
Was a cheap, Bastardized film.
@@aidangordon2713 OMG same same same same! He and Molly are legit the ONLY likable first class people. And Rose but she's fictional of course Cameron had to make her likable to get behind her story. I always felt like Thomas was the type you could just chat with, and the more I looked up about him, the more I found I was right. Everyone aboard, from cooks to stewards to stewardesses, the construction crews at Harland and Wolff...literally NO ONE had a bad thing to say about him. Everyone he ever met said he was a pleasure to be around. He also wrote to his wife all the time, giving her updates about the _Titanic_ whenever it docked. That is SO romantic.
I always felt so bad for Andrews...he probably felt so much guilt even in real life over something that wasn't even his fault. It does make me wonder how the public would have treated him if he HAD survived, since he WAS her architect. The public turned Ismay into a villain, (and so did the movie when admittedly he was much more complicated) and I can certainly see some people try and blame Andrews since he was her chief designer. But he absolutely can't be blamed for other people's stupidity.
I saw Titanic for the first time a few days ago, and let me tell you, I finally understand what all the fuss is about.
Honestly (no pun intended), I was moved more by the tragedy of this ship’s sinking than by the love story; all these poor people just living their lives, and then because of the ego of a couple of guys they all died.
Don’t miss to experience this in theatres. One of a life time opportunity. It looks gorgeous on the big screen.
I saw it in 3d, it was amazing
I was forced to watch and review this film in college...
I want those hours of my life back.
It was amazing, those special effects have stoof the test of time, same for avatar 1
We went to see it too, since I was only 5 years old when it was released ik theatres. Was breathtaking in the movies
Watched it twice in the big screen in the past week 😀
Let us not forget the gift that was Bill Paxton. He was wonderful in everything and shall be truly missed.
He was great. The only actor to be killed by a Terminator, Predator, and Alien
I Had A HUGE Crush On Bill Paxton For YEARS!!!!
💕💞💗
Love the "It Sinks" Reference to The Critic animated series. :D
2:25 He grabs the hand of a girl named Rose and makes her run with him? He's definitely a Time Lord.
I really glad that are Remastering all of these movies back in theaters again,
It's like reliving an old experience that you haven't felt for so long.
Culture's dead when sequels aren't repetitive enough, we just watch the same movie over and over again.
I always loved Rose says I'll never let you go and then immediately lets him go.
OH MY GOD, you STILL didn't get that? How embarassing for you.
"Brown vs. the Boat of Transportation" made me snort coffee out of my nose.
OK that was the best line yet… “Grandpa you may want to sit down for this one“ LMAO never thought of it from That angle
I didn't think they could top the first Titanic trailer. But @screenjunkies managed to knock it out of the park!!
I wish people would get the hint; it's a *piece* of wooden board, not a floor. Yes, Jack and Rose could both fit, but that was never the issue. Has no one seen the movie? When Jack tried to get up, the wooden piece tilted. The issue isn't space, it's their combined weight!
Someone had to say it!
The donk noise when the guy hits the propeller is exactly what I think of when I see that scene.
1:02 How did you know about the parts you weren't there for ?
Great trailer but the one sentence from the old Honest-Trailer was one of the best jokes in HT-history imo:
"Titanic 3D - 3D so real you can actually feel James Cameron stealing money from your pocket."
The old trailer is actually funny and well paced. And with the original Epic Voice!
How come no one ever mentioned the fact that at least half of Leo and Kate’s lines were just screaming ‘Rose’ and ‘Jack’ respectively? 😛
I'm going to start a drinking game where you take a shot every time Jack yells 'Come on!'
4:54 so basically Avatar way of water (titanic 2.0)
4:37 Leo " I really don't care" 🤷♂
I remember when I saw "Titanic" in theater. I *kind* of liked it. I told my parents "you should probably see it. It's good." And they were both like "well we've already seen so many Titanic movies, I don't think we need to see another one."
It was a perspective I wasn't prepared for. But they were right of course.
1:00 "How did you you know the parts you weren't there for?" - A very confused alien prince.
03:09 I've said it before and I'll say it again, Billy Zane would have made an excellent Lex Luthor
I legit laughed out loud on this one! Nicely done :)
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Say 'Please me whoa yeah like I please you.'
Jack gave her that vagabond schmeat one time and she's thought about for the rest of her life!
ᴄᴏɴɢʀᴀᴛᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴs® ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴍᴏɴɢsᴛ ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀs ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜𝙰𝚙𝚙⁺𝟏𝟗𝟎𝟗𝟐𝟎𝟔𝟔𝟑𝟒𝟐 ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪɢɪᴛs* ✍🏼..
Anyone remember the original thumbnail with which the video came?
Pepperidge farm remembers
My cousins favorite movie for some reason. He watched the DVD so much it scratched
Hmm, probably an art enthusiast of some kind...
ᴄᴏɴɢʀᴀᴛᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴs® ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴍᴏɴɢsᴛ ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀs ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜𝙰𝚙𝚙⁺𝟏𝟗𝟎𝟗𝟐𝟎𝟔𝟔𝟑𝟒𝟐 ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪɢɪᴛs* ✍🏼..
'Titanic with a Cat' is all I can think of now when I see the spinning scene, and it makes me laugh every time I do.
ᴄᴏɴɢʀᴀᴛᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴs® ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴍᴏɴɢsᴛ ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀs ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜𝙰𝚙𝚙⁺𝟏𝟗𝟎𝟗𝟐𝟎𝟔𝟔𝟑𝟒𝟐 ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪɢɪᴛs* ✍🏼.
Jeeze people. It's not about whether the door was big enough for two people, it's about whether it was _buoyant_ enough for two people. Didn't Jack try to get on the thing and it flipped over?
I love that :
No animals were harmed during the making of this movie… the actors were however tossed around like styrofoam cups!
Properly made submarines, that is
I thought Cameron was the type of guy to never admit Jack would fit on that damn wood. But he did. He admitted it that son of a b. My respect for him went out the roof.
He probably just said that because people are still asking him 23 years later 😄
He could "fit", but it wouldn't have been buoyant enough to keep them out of the water. They both would have died, even if they were both "on" the door.
I just watched it today in time for Valentine’s day and cried so hard in the theatre. This video totally made me laugh after crying my eyeballs out, thanks LOL
What? Cameron is STILL conning people 25 years later? Seriously?
Historically the Titanic was actually never called unsinkable until after it sank
2:04 that little girl is too old for him now💀
Of all the great things in the movie. The theme song has got to be my fav part. Idk why I'd Literally never get tired of hearing it. I do it quite often since the movie came out in 97 and I intend to continue listening to it for a long long time
Oh God you're kidding me. I wanted to rip CDion's vocal cords out back then, bad enough the song was horrible but they played it every 5min on the radio.
3:56
These words came out of nowhere and killed me 😂😂
Those Leo jokes.... spot on hahahaha
This Honest Trailer contains one of the better mom jokes in recent memory.
the comparison with Titanic and Pirates of the Caribbean is the best part
Didn't Jack try to get onto the door and it almost flip?? I always assumed that was why he refused to come up.
Please say "Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I’ve decided not to endorse your park"