The "WORST" Star Wars Story Ever?

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  • @austinmcconnell
    @austinmcconnell  Před 6 lety +2650

    Everyone in comments is complaining about The Last Jedi, and I'm just sitting here wanting your hot takes on Waru, the inter-dimensional golden blob.

    • @nicholasleon5584
      @nicholasleon5584 Před 6 lety +31

      Will we get an in-depth analysis of The New Jedi Order story arc? Or the Legacy of the Force story arc?
      (haha no they're like thirty novels total)

    • @dwighthouse
      @dwighthouse Před 6 lety +81

      Sounds more interesting than The Last Jedi in concept. As with anything, the quality of the idea matters less than the quality of the execution.

    • @camdonking1919
      @camdonking1919 Před 6 lety +161

      austinmcconnell you're comparing a novel most people have never heard of, and is technically not even cannon anymore, to a major theatrically released film that canonicaly is the future of the franchise. Those two things don't correlate my man. The story in this book probably sucks and the last jedi's did too

    • @kaimcdragonfist4803
      @kaimcdragonfist4803 Před 6 lety +35

      For real though, Waru feels almost like something out of a Star Trek fan....fict........yep. This dude definitely wrote Star Trek novels.

    • @Ninjahero51264
      @Ninjahero51264 Před 6 lety +25

      Waru wouldn't feel out of place in a Lovecraft novel or Dune or something.
      ...
      Then again considering Star Wars was inspired by Dune...

  • @HeroDark98
    @HeroDark98 Před 6 lety +4002

    I don't like fanboys. They're coarse and rough and irritating. And they get everywhere.

  • @ChesuMori
    @ChesuMori Před 5 lety +1128

    "Politically-motivated kidnapping is a part of our culture, just go with it" is SUCH a Star Trek concept...

    • @ThreeProphets
      @ThreeProphets Před 4 lety +39

      This very much reads like a Star Trek novel, and so do the Marvel comics of the same time

    • @HenryLouis21
      @HenryLouis21 Před 4 lety +40

      @@ThreeProphets I mean, this story is written by a Star Trek author, so I am not really surprised that this book sounds like a Star Trek story with Star Wars characters. Tho it would be cool to see a Star Wars series that is kinda like Star Trek with a group of explorers traveling beyond the Star Wars galaxy to explore new worlds outside the Galaxy.

    • @DamienDrake
      @DamienDrake Před 4 lety +13

      It sounds like an AWFUL Star Trek concept.

    • @vulcanhumor
      @vulcanhumor Před 4 lety +24

      Having recently seen the TNG episode "Code of Honor," I can confirm that this is a Star Trek concept.

    • @charlesdunn1199
      @charlesdunn1199 Před 4 lety +16

      @@HenryLouis21 we need to even things out. Someone please get a star wars writer to write a star trek book. I would read it.

  • @Oceanblue_Art_
    @Oceanblue_Art_ Před 4 lety +423

    Yeah, this is totally just a filler episode of Star Trek.

    • @Linneom
      @Linneom Před 4 lety +6

      Time to introduce em to Jar Jar binks.

    • @icantthinkofanything798
      @icantthinkofanything798 Před 2 lety +6

      I could see them getting rid of the twins kidnapping thing, make the villain sacrificing Anakin to waru be a culturally prime-directive-protected kidnapping of a member of the cast.
      I mean- an alien that's just some crazy gold blob from another dimension is so much more star trek than wars

    • @thekidfromiowa
      @thekidfromiowa Před rokem +1

      Waru wouldn't be out of place in Doctor Who either.

  • @TheLemonyBard
    @TheLemonyBard Před 5 lety +983

    Seriously, someone HAS to tell me why C-3PO is purple!

    • @phillipzolper5913
      @phillipzolper5913 Před 5 lety +32

      No

    • @theforgottenjedi1823
      @theforgottenjedi1823 Před 5 lety +111

      Disguise. Luke and han went into Crseih station undercover. With the force luke changed his appearance and han just grew a beard.

    • @user-fm9rw4xx2r
      @user-fm9rw4xx2r Před 5 lety +34

      The Forgotten Jedi, “with the force” Mr. Madison, what you just said is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response did anything come close to a rational thought. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

    • @exist_much5625
      @exist_much5625 Před 5 lety +17

      You mean See-Threepio

    • @EtherBotGames
      @EtherBotGames Před 4 lety +40

      @@user-fm9rw4xx2r what the hell. The dude made perfect sense. Yeah what he was describing was nonsense but he was coherent while describing it

  • @hamletprinceofdenmark5896
    @hamletprinceofdenmark5896 Před 5 lety +266

    repeatedly switching his lightsaber on and off? I do that in jedi academy.

  • @canderousordo8271
    @canderousordo8271 Před 5 lety +114

    I actually liked some of the "weirder" stuff from the EU. The problem is, that the era after Endor was sort of written to death. Every author wanted to write an epic story, but they happened so shortly after one another, that it became ridiculous

    • @blackshogun272
      @blackshogun272 Před 4 lety +6

      Canderous Ordo a novel that woulda cleared up all that weird shit in Legends was so close to being published before the mouse said "EU Not Canon; Get Good". Like the book is such a trip but the lore and passion put into it so it can explain Star Wars history in a deeper way is so satisfying to read...

    • @KnightSky115
      @KnightSky115 Před 2 lety +2

      @@blackshogun272 That sounds interesting. Do you know what the book was going to be called? Is there any information about it?

    • @matro2
      @matro2 Před 2 lety +2

      @@blackshogun272 You should've told us more. A citation, perhaps.

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou Před rokem +6

      Several galaxy spanning threats once every couple of months, Imperial Warlords getting screwed and getting backstabbed, occasional Sith wannabes either inquisitors or dark jedi trying to take over parts of imperial remnants and destroying the new jedi order, either ancient artifacts or extragalactic beings occasionally popping up here and there, etc.

    • @lartts7483
      @lartts7483 Před rokem +1

      @@blackshogun272 Source?

  • @SiegeOfSelf
    @SiegeOfSelf Před 5 lety +850

    I seriously misheard "Luke falls in live with a force ghost" as"Luke falls in live with a *horse* ghost". Now THAT is a book I'd read.

  • @elementalwizard077
    @elementalwizard077 Před 4 lety +86

    Leia and Han's kids: literally get kidnapped and are gonna get sacrificed to a gold blob
    Diplomats: "ya got pRaNkD"

  • @koliman1588
    @koliman1588 Před 6 lety +113

    Luke is by far my favorite part of the EU, “This person uses the force! Maybe! Come to my academy! Please!”

    • @KetsubanSolo
      @KetsubanSolo Před 3 lety +18

      He's like the stereotypical Shonen anime protagonist. "Hey! You're strong! You should join my team of good guys!"
      Except Luke is bad at it

    • @koliman1588
      @koliman1588 Před 3 lety +4

      @@KetsubanSolo very true

    • @lukelee7967
      @lukelee7967 Před 3 lety +8

      "I promise, I won't get you killed"

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou Před 3 lety +3

      *Proceeds to let jedi apprentice foil a terrorist plot*

  • @Dexter037S4
    @Dexter037S4 Před 5 lety +154

    "And He's Purple." Alright, this is the best book ever.

  • @ToonJotaro18
    @ToonJotaro18 Před 4 lety +136

    While I was watching the video, I kept thinking, "Why does this plot sound so familiar?" It turns out around Freshman year I checked out this book at my school and read it.

  • @un0RRS
    @un0RRS Před 4 lety +132

    The brother in law on the phone gag made me laugh.

  • @OfficialRedTeamReview
    @OfficialRedTeamReview Před 6 lety +85

    that definitely felt more like a star trek story than a star wars one.

  • @minespatch
    @minespatch Před 6 lety +16

    So in this Novelization Luke doesn't attempt to kill a family member, and Han Solo isn't a pathetic loser who actually attempts to raise his children? Wow, that really makes me appreciate what a cinematic masterpiece that "Last Jedi" really is.

  • @Spoomis
    @Spoomis Před 5 lety +292

    Why is 3PO purple?
    Why am I seemingly the only one to question this?

    • @cattusfattus6369
      @cattusfattus6369 Před 5 lety +8

      Your just not though

    • @ThatOneCoconut
      @ThatOneCoconut Před 4 lety +2

      I question all that is unfamiliar to me.

    • @ijent3819
      @ijent3819 Před 4 lety +13

      Be quiet you strategically adept blueberry

    • @yes9691
      @yes9691 Před 4 lety +1

      But why tho

    • @charlesdunn1199
      @charlesdunn1199 Před 4 lety +3

      In a previouse novel 3PO fell into a giant tub of purple paint, and luke was too lazy to repaint him. (I'm kidding)
      On a unrelated note in ledgends han solo actually repainted the millennium falcone black for a while after the death of chewbacca

  • @weltervids
    @weltervids Před 5 lety +166

    Sure a lot of the books were bad, but sifting through the garbage to get to the good stuff was worth it. The Thrawn Trilogy, Admiral Daala, The Yuuzhan Vong Invasion. The good stuff was really good.

    • @bainbonic
      @bainbonic Před 4 lety +25

      That right there is kinda my problem with the way the internet mob treats the EU. If any of this was published by Disney, not a single soul would excuse them and would instead just hyper-focus. That's not to say you can't like the EU and not like Disney Canon, but the internet mob so often goes on to paint its views as objective and factual in the same breath.

    • @maximumeffort7096
      @maximumeffort7096 Před 3 lety +39

      ​@@bainbonic You know what the difference is?
      The EU and Legends were written by *hundreds* of different people over a series of over thirty years. If you got 100 people over the course of twenty years, of course some of the things will be bad and some of the other stuff will be great.
      Now imagine someone else coming in, taking *all* of that 30+ years stuff, good and bad, and then just plain shredded it. They took it all and ripped it apart, and then said; "Oh yeah, all of this was shit, time for us to make our own that will be good 100%."
      And then they start releasing crap that was just as bad as the worst parts of legends and doesn't even come close to the best parts.

    • @maximumeffort7096
      @maximumeffort7096 Před 3 lety +13

      @Some characters aren't allowed Ah yes, because canon needs to steal from legends to be good.
      Name 5 decent disney EU things.

    • @treychris8944
      @treychris8944 Před 3 lety +16

      @@maximumeffort7096 dark disciple, lost stars, ashoka, lords of the sith, and for a TV show the mandalorian

    • @maximumeffort7096
      @maximumeffort7096 Před 3 lety +8

      @@treychris8944 Ashoka came before Disney and Lords of the Sith are just rip offs of Legends stuff.

  • @Gunbudder
    @Gunbudder Před 6 lety +46

    The second I read the title I said out loud, if he isn't talking about crystal star, then Austin doesn't know the depths of bad SW novels.
    Fun fact, crystal star is my mom's FAVORITE BOOK. She owns probably the only hardback edition. I read the damn thing TWICE trying to figure out why she loved it. Then it dawned on me. It's a damn romance novel! I still give her crap for paying 20 bucks for the first edition hardcover

    • @sonic8005
      @sonic8005 Před 6 lety +2

      I also own that, thanks to my dad who was collecting those books at the time. He owned a hardback copy of Heir to the Empire as well.
      Thing is that at the time, they were on the New York Time's best seller list. Back when that actually meant something and pretty much everything reaches that nowadays it would seem.
      A lot of the anger against this book though stems from how low the quality is compared to even the likes of the Jedi Academy trilogy.

    • @carbon1255
      @carbon1255 Před 6 lety +1

      Uhhh, you might want to pass on that it runs as part of a series, with the young jedi knights, and then finishing with Star by Star (a reference to crystal star, and actually a good one) which are the only books to acknowledge the existence of crystal star, basically. And no star wars book collection is complete without it.

    • @Gunbudder
      @Gunbudder Před 6 lety +1

      Carbon 12 true it is the first book in a three book series I think. I read them all of course to complete the collection.
      A lot of the lesser known books run together in my head. I always liked the sub plot where lobot and threepio and artoo go on an adventure inside an alien maze ship, but I can never remember which book it's in

    • @toddnolastname4485
      @toddnolastname4485 Před rokem +1

      I have a hard back copy. This book is much of the reason I stopped getting hard back copies of the Star Wars books. It meant I had to wait a year, unfortunately.

  • @eyeofthebeholder_
    @eyeofthebeholder_ Před 6 lety +22

    "This is good because that was worse" is not a valid argument.

    • @carbon1255
      @carbon1255 Před 6 lety

      It isn't worse.

    • @nihongochopsocky808
      @nihongochopsocky808 Před 3 lety +1

      You cant compare a side story novel to episode 8 the movie.I mean how anticipated was Crystal Star compared to TLJ?Nobody cared about Crystal Star!

  • @person8813
    @person8813 Před 4 lety +38

    And Luke is just a wimp
    Me: Nah he's just a Luke alike

  • @yiggywiggly
    @yiggywiggly Před 5 lety +110

    This is my favorite Star Trek episode!!! Lol this book sounds just so aggressively Star Trek it kinda hurts but I'd probably read it if they changed the characters.

    • @rosaliejonathan6539
      @rosaliejonathan6539 Před 5 lety +8

      Well things like this are actually a day-to-day basis on Star Trek franchise haha.

  • @YanatheJudasGoat
    @YanatheJudasGoat Před 6 lety +83

    "Star Trek universe...whatever THAT is..."
    I feel like i've been attacked

    • @bdletoast09
      @bdletoast09 Před 6 lety

      You know it's a joke right?

    • @YanatheJudasGoat
      @YanatheJudasGoat Před 6 lety +6

      Of course i do, just looking for Star Trek fans in Austin's audience

    • @bdletoast09
      @bdletoast09 Před 6 lety +1

      Oh sorry, I'm just expecting some one to not get the joke and be triggered x)

    • @williamhenning4700
      @williamhenning4700 Před 6 lety +6

      [[I'm just expecting some one to not get the joke ]]
      Like yourself? Lol.

  • @redpup6931
    @redpup6931 Před 4 lety +29

    The entire opening is just proof no one knows the Holiday Special exists.

    • @welkingunther5417
      @welkingunther5417 Před 3 lety +3

      It's better off being forgotten, honestly...

    • @redpup6931
      @redpup6931 Před 3 lety +1

      @@welkingunther5417 I mean, you are right, but I don't think I can forget the Holiday Special.

    • @welkingunther5417
      @welkingunther5417 Před 3 lety +1

      @@redpup6931 Me neither...unfortunately

    • @ConnorNotyerbidness
      @ConnorNotyerbidness Před 3 lety +1

      @@redpup6931 it leaves scars the likes of which will never fully close.

    • @jackdaone6469
      @jackdaone6469 Před 2 lety

      I’ll take “coked out of her tits” Carrie Fisher and “Barbie Doll Makeup” Mark Hamill over Leia Poppins and Jake Skywalker any day of the week. I can at least laugh at the former examples.

  • @gregthomson1064
    @gregthomson1064 Před 5 lety +52

    10:45 The second I heard “unlimited power” I knew it was coming.

  • @KyleLi
    @KyleLi Před 6 lety +772

    I think C3PO being purple is enough to explain why its bad.

  • @linkling5497
    @linkling5497 Před 6 lety +84

    I guess the Solo kids were SOLO in this book! he he... kill me now

  • @kirbyfu2615
    @kirbyfu2615 Před 6 lety +27

    this was the first star wars novel I ever read; my sister found it at a thrift store. To this day, I remember it as one of the most confusing books I've ever read.

  • @villie86
    @villie86 Před 9 měsíci +8

    This review aged like milk. Yeah the book was bad, but comparing the critique of a one-off book of a fringe author to a multi-billion dollar film trilogy's critique is a bit biased.

  • @mechajay3358
    @mechajay3358 Před 6 lety +10

    TLJ was a huge disrespect to the fans of the franchise.This book has alot problems but that's just it, it's a _Book_ . TLJ is a _Movie_ and I expected alot more from it.

  • @SunflowerSpotlight
    @SunflowerSpotlight Před 6 lety +237

    I’d actually be down for a season of CSI: Coruscant. Just sayin.

    • @liberpolo5540
      @liberpolo5540 Před 3 lety

      ME TOOOOOO!

    • @AmaraJordanMusic
      @AmaraJordanMusic Před 3 lety +5

      Liber Polo And instead of putting their glasses on or removing them as the joke is said, they put up the hoods of their cloaks. 😂

    • @liberpolo5540
      @liberpolo5540 Před 3 lety +1

      @@AmaraJordanMusic COOL! :D

    • @Xander_P.G.K
      @Xander_P.G.K Před 3 lety +1

      Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa 🎸

    • @kayzeaza
      @kayzeaza Před 2 lety +1

      I feel like there are a couple episodes of The Clone Wars tv show that are basically that

  • @MathiasRyuzaki
    @MathiasRyuzaki Před 4 lety +52

    Oh my god! As one of "those guys" who read a LOT of Star Wars Books I KNEW this video was going to be about Crystal Star!
    Man, It's really weird and outta character. Thanks for reminding me of this one.

    • @Donnerbalken28
      @Donnerbalken28 Před 4 lety +5

      There's a lot of bizarre stuff in the old canon. The whole Darksaber-storyline was absolutely insane, but in a good way, or the Corellian Crisis with Centerpoint station and Han Solos cousin. And, of course, this.

  • @TheJiamy
    @TheJiamy Před 4 lety +24

    I ran this book by my trekie friend and they rated it a 4.5 out of 10 on the silly scale for star trek with 10 being “actual genocide” and 1 being the episode “spock’s brain” with the dragon being the thing that made it definitively sillier than your usual star trek episode

    • @georgeoldsterd8994
      @georgeoldsterd8994 Před 11 měsíci

      Man, dragons were a real thing in this era of Star Wars, weren't they? Every other book had some kind of dragon-like creature. Dragons and whales.

  • @Geck0GC
    @Geck0GC Před 6 lety +572

    "The last jedi is the worst star wars movie"
    But... The holiday special.

    • @izzik2781
      @izzik2781 Před 5 lety +60

      GeckoGC nah mate, Holliday special is easily the best one.

    • @izzik2781
      @izzik2781 Před 5 lety +4

      @Latvian Dragon Not if you loved TLJ

    • @twenty-fifth420
      @twenty-fifth420 Před 5 lety +17

      Latvian Dragon Are you fucking kidding?
      I hate TLJ, but The Holiday Special (and fuck it, Ill add Attack of the Clones.) are the two worst things to have ever happen to star wars.

    • @Neiroe
      @Neiroe Před 4 lety +1

      GeckoGC my thoughts exactly lmao

    • @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315
      @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315 Před 4 lety +15

      Not a fan of TLJ but honestly Attack of the Clones was worse

  • @ironox9462
    @ironox9462 Před 6 lety +532

    98% of these comments - Why these people think TLJ sucks
    2% of these comments - actual comments about the book

    • @brucesnow7125
      @brucesnow7125 Před 5 lety +22

      @@ozunaredch.7159 well, he's absolutely right. You may like or hate the film, but you can't freaking argue that SW fans took it to goddamn extremes. Making video one after another for months without an end. It's a movie, you watch it, you criticize it, you move on. You don't spend months bashing one film and those who liked it, that's just pathetic. Worst movie ever made? Freaking seriously?

    • @nunyabizness3866
      @nunyabizness3866 Před 5 lety +6

      Who gives a shit about a forgotten book nobody bought

    • @twenty-fifth420
      @twenty-fifth420 Před 4 lety +3

      Nunya bizness Well, hindsight is 20/20
      But if you cared about star wars storytelling as a whole, you could do for analyzing all stories and not just Last Jedi because it ‘sucks’.
      Crystal Star isnt terrible, at least as a novel. As a Star Wars book however? I dont know where to start.

    • @Neiroe
      @Neiroe Před 4 lety +4

      Twenty-Fifth
      "if you don't criticize thing you've never heard of, you can't criticize thing you have"
      gtfo brainlet

    • @Neiroe
      @Neiroe Před 4 lety +4

      Firescreen Productions you forgot the part where he started the video off by calling the people who didn't like it sensationalist fanboys with bad opinions.
      why would they not defend themselves amd their beliefs if he opened up the video attacking them

  • @jillmo6458
    @jillmo6458 Před 5 lety +44

    "He's gunna be their daddy now."

  • @BirthQuakeRecords
    @BirthQuakeRecords Před 3 lety +7

    “Also Chewie is there” describes basically ALL Star Wars, in my experience.

  • @Double-R-Nothing
    @Double-R-Nothing Před 6 lety +28

    "If you took the time to translate this, I take my nerd hat off to you. Thanks for being awesome, viewer, and don't forget to smash that like button"
    I'm fluent in Aurebesh. I translated it as it was zipping across the screen.

  • @FuzzyLittleBastard
    @FuzzyLittleBastard Před 6 lety +38

    Remember when palpatine had a kid with three eyes?
    And that guy taught himself the force becasue he had Vaders glove?

    • @repulser93
      @repulser93 Před 4 lety +3

      Apparently J.J. did...

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 Před 4 lety +7

      I love the power glove. It's so bad.

    • @Smellbringer
      @Smellbringer Před 4 lety +5

      And then he wanted to fuck Leia, because in the EU that's what all jerkass imperials want. And then he got disintegrated by a robot decoy of Leia, with laser eyes.

    • @Donnerbalken28
      @Donnerbalken28 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Smellbringer Jesus, i forgot how absolutely insane many of the EU books were.

    • @KyloRen0127
      @KyloRen0127 Před 4 lety +6

      I will take Rey Palpatine over Triclops any day!

  • @nihongochopsocky808
    @nihongochopsocky808 Před 3 lety +5

    Crystal Star didnt divide the fanbase, lose fans and money for the franchise, then have the writer and publishers call fans idiots for not liking it.True Crystal Star is really weird compared to TLJ, but it was how Disney handled the backlash that made it worse.The franchise was pretty intact after Crystal Star cause not too many people cared or read it.TLJ was Episode 8 for crying out loud!You cant compare a irrelevant novel to a much anticipated, massive build up movie, its just not the same!That being said, im down for a purple 3P0!

  • @falpsdsqglthnsac
    @falpsdsqglthnsac Před 4 lety +102

    Not enough people are talking about the use of Dark Jedi instead of Sith.

    • @qualityautismNoah
      @qualityautismNoah Před 4 lety +44

      Nobody back then knew for sure what the term "Dark Lord of the Sith" meant, so they called dark side force users "Dark Jedi" and the prequels established the Sith are an quasi Anti-Jedi order.

    • @ThreeProphets
      @ThreeProphets Před 4 lety +23

      They would later be further distinguished as dark side users that followed their own teachings, rather than the established rules of the Sith

    • @lugyd1xdone195
      @lugyd1xdone195 Před 4 lety +4

      actually, dark sith were a completely different entity from the sith

    • @jackgahagan3908
      @jackgahagan3908 Před 4 lety +5

      There's a spectrum of force stuff really.
      Jedi
      Grey jedi
      Dark jedi
      Inquisitor
      Sith acolyte
      Sith lord

    • @lugyd1xdone195
      @lugyd1xdone195 Před 4 lety

      @@jackgahagan3908 for what I am aware of Inquisitors couldnt use the force or at least werent required to be force sensitive

  • @furioussherman7265
    @furioussherman7265 Před 6 lety +92

    It's worth knowing that while there are plenty of bad EU books out there, there's also a substantial amount of good ones like the Heir to the Empire trilogy by Timothy Zahn (as well as basically all the other Star Wars books Zahn has written), Shatterpoint by Matthew Stover, Labyrinth of Evil by James Luceno, Plagueis by James Luceno, Kenobi by John Jackson Miller, Ahsoka by E.K. Johnston, and many others that I haven't mentioned.

    • @iamneophyte
      @iamneophyte Před 5 lety +9

      the thrawn trilogy was fucking awesome

    • @misterscienceguy
      @misterscienceguy Před 5 lety +10

      The main problem is that the vast majority of the EU really was not very good or interesting, there were just THAT many novels released that were total garbage that the actual good ones stand out.

    • @TrajGreekFire
      @TrajGreekFire Před 5 lety +21

      @@misterscienceguy
      > was not very good
      Both Kotor games, kotor comic series, Legacy, Legacy vol. 2, Dawn of the Jedi, Knight Errant, SW Republic, SW Dark Times, TFU novelization, Jedi Council Acts of War, Blood of Empire, SWTOR Inquisitor, Jedi Knight, Imperial Agent and Sith Warrior campaigns, Decieved, Anihilation, Tales of the Jedi, Republic Commando, Original Clone Wars cartoon, various short stories from SW tales (only canon ones), Cloak of Deception, Darth Maul: Shadow Hunter, Cloak of Deception, The Dark Lord Trilogy, Revan, The Third Lesson, Darth Plagueis, Darth Bane trilogy, the Cestus Deception, Jango Fett game, Jango Fett: Open Seasons, Star Wars: Jedi, the Thrawn trilogy, Dark Forces series, Jedi Academy game, Empire at War, Traitor, Jango Fett and Zam Wessel one shots, SWTOR trailers (they are canon in old EU), Shatterpoint, Kenobi, I Jedi and a lot more post-Endor stories that I haven't read.

    • @and8091
      @and8091 Před 5 lety +7

      @@misterscienceguy The EU isn't just novels there are also comicsa and video games.

    • @mattmortar1325
      @mattmortar1325 Před 4 lety +9

      The Ahsoka book is canon, not Legends

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 Před 6 lety +8

    The Last Jedi, a movie fans were angry about because it didn't reflect what they wanted to see in their heads.

    • @RC--ji2ov
      @RC--ji2ov Před 6 lety +2

      ComiXProvider FTW_02 no it was bad because it dis not follow the spirit of star wars and was VERY politicized. Like every 2 minuetes you get a liberal agenda shoved in your face

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 Před 6 lety +4

      RC -1138 i never noticed the politics
      (maybe because i'm not literally searching for them)

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 Před 6 lety

      I mean... It was ok, not as good as The Force Awakens.

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 Před 6 lety

      HankyChan maybe provide an *example maybe?*

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 Před 6 lety

      HankyChan oh, of course, it's the purple hair to represent all the tumblr people that are not nice to the president!

  • @peterdiaz3796
    @peterdiaz3796 Před 5 lety +65

    The timothy zahn and x-wing/rogue squadron/wraith squadron books were some of my favorites, I just picked up these books from used bins and immersed myself in this universe. Can't believe I only found the good books.

    • @papawedge7396
      @papawedge7396 Před 5 lety +2

      Try out the Jedi Academy Trilogy next, it's a good follow up to the stories you've been reading, and it expands the lore quite a bit.

    • @chrisbuttonshaw2088
      @chrisbuttonshaw2088 Před 4 lety

      and also a large chunk of New Jedi Order series

    • @bnferguson9827
      @bnferguson9827 Před 4 lety +2

      You would enjoy The Darth Bane trilogy it is such a good freaking read👍

    • @SonofSethoitae
      @SonofSethoitae Před 4 lety +1

      @@chrisbuttonshaw2088 Lots of people don't like the Yuuzhan Vong storyline because it's admittedly kinda grimdark.
      I always loved it as a kid.

    • @chrisbuttonshaw2088
      @chrisbuttonshaw2088 Před 4 lety +2

      @@SonofSethoitae oh I agree it's dark as hell and is BLOODY I was a teenager when it was coming out so of course I liked it AND it's SSSSOOOO different from the Jedi vs. Sith/Rebel vs. Empire deals that had come before. I do get why some don't want that

  • @DIEGhostfish
    @DIEGhostfish Před 5 lety +7

    This book at least had the excuse of Waru and weird radiation to justify Luke acting so weird, without that excuse it would just be cultural vandalism like TLJ, but on a blessedly smaller scale. Nor does it have an excuse for Leia being a damn fool about trading a few bombers with what, 24 crew put together for a nearly 8km long dreadnought.
    And no, Holdo's plan made no sense, given "Decloaking Scans" apparently exist and keeping it secret was literally moronic. (Plus the First Order were also acting really dumb, so the whole chase felt like a contest on who could be SLIGHTLY less stupid.)
    And that's not getting into the problems I have with it as a tech head, or the aesthetic choice of the flat dreadnought.

  • @eternal8song
    @eternal8song Před 6 lety +59

    so what you're telling me is that the Solo kids were the Mokuba Kaiba of Star Wars as far as kidnapping goes?

  • @tannerfoster7574
    @tannerfoster7574 Před 6 lety +28

    Waru: A Star Wars story. Please make it a thing Disney

  • @mattjorgdbb
    @mattjorgdbb Před 5 lety +46

    We should get a Crystal Star movie

    • @blackshogun272
      @blackshogun272 Před 4 lety +11

      Matt Jorgensen it'd honestly be better in film than the book. It'd flow a thousand times better...

    • @TheWaverunners
      @TheWaverunners Před 3 lety +1

      @Diego Negrete It'd be better than the Dark Universe.

    • @Zanoladab
      @Zanoladab Před 3 lety +4

      @Diego Negreteit's better than the sequel trilogy

    • @dereknight861
      @dereknight861 Před 3 lety +3

      No.
      God no.
      Please.

  • @abadhaiku
    @abadhaiku Před 3 lety +12

    Man, I vividly remember reading this book when I was a kid. I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who thought it was a complete fever dream of a story.

  • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
    @TheSmart-CasualGamer Před 6 lety +68

    Anakin Solo were still canon up to about 2015. In fact, I believed Kylo to be Anakin Solo.

    • @levongevorgyan6789
      @levongevorgyan6789 Před 5 lety +11

      Anakin Solo makes Kylo look like a bitch

    • @Neiroe
      @Neiroe Před 4 lety +16

      don't forget that kylo is a stand in for Jacen, who he also doesn't measure up to

    • @aredjayc2858
      @aredjayc2858 Před 4 lety +14

      @@Neiroe I called him Great-Value Jacen... no one got the reference and I was sad

    • @syukoshiomy
      @syukoshiomy Před 4 lety +1

      @@Neiroe hell nah chief, kylo's confliction is a hell of a lot better-written than caedus. the legacy of the force series was terrible and was a total disservice to jacen's development in NJO, and it's an absolutely clunkfest owing to what seems like no communication between authors and karen traviss's mando-wank. the sequel trilogy's got problems (TROS made dark empire WORSE, somehow) but adam driver's performance and his light dynamic with leia in TFA and TLJ sells the character.

    • @valeriehawke8019
      @valeriehawke8019 Před 4 lety +1

      @@syukoshiomy Honestly, I'm glad most of Legends aren't canon. I mean, Luuke and Luuuke Skywalker? Chewbacca died because of a meteor? One OP Force User who could hold a Star Destroyer and beat BOTH Vader and Palpatine like it was nothing? And not to even mention the Solo siblings. There are many _very_ good things within Legends that I hope will be made canon someday (Kyle Katarn, The Old Republic-except Revan novels-, Plagueis, and others) but the bad outweighs the good, in my opinion. Canon Star Wars have some horrendous writing, sure, but many, if not most, of the canon EU are really well-written. Bloodline, Tarkin, Master and Apprentice, Vader comics, "Age of..." comics, and many, many more. I'm sure many "DiSnEy RuiNeD sTaR WaRs!!!1!!!" fans hadn't read some of the worst EU novels.

  • @Pwnhenge1997
    @Pwnhenge1997 Před 6 lety +181

    Dragons are canon in Star Wars. Krayt Dragons. No need to fuss over it. Besides, Star Wars is a Space-FANTASY. If giant worms that live in asteroids don’t stretch your suspension of disbelief, then dragons shouldn’t either.
    Love your videos btw. I’d like to hear your opinions on The Last Jedi. You didn’t really articulate why you think it’s awesome.

    • @orbaitv5991
      @orbaitv5991 Před 5 lety +9

      This video was about the fans who are just whining about tlj not about the film itself

    • @TyphlosionGirl
      @TyphlosionGirl Před 5 lety +1

      Personally, I thought that it was a very suspenseful film that has some great art direction especially during the scene where Snoke's ship gets cut in half and the red and white aesthetic of that one moon (forgot the name). I actually felt worried for the cast of characters for once-- people actually were dying permanently in the new episodes, there were no random saviours coming to rescue everyone. Idk might just be my opinion.

    • @twenty-fifth420
      @twenty-fifth420 Před 4 lety +13

      Baldur That is alot of ad hominems in a single spot.
      Literally no one cares. Writers do whatever they want. Your argument that they are not Dragons because they dont follow the rules dragons have in fiction is just wonky.
      I hate TLJ, and EU has its bad material, but jesus man you are reaching.

    • @Dropdeaddonuts
      @Dropdeaddonuts Před 4 lety +1

      El-ahrairah okay and this was originally a movie about space wizards so why can't we have space dragons anyway. not like they have to be medieval type dragons just dragons man

    • @idurisu930
      @idurisu930 Před 4 lety

      The first SW movie ever made had a dragon skeleton

  • @DefinitelyHumanGamer
    @DefinitelyHumanGamer Před 3 lety +5

    I want to know the entire conversation taking place after you said “I don’t have time for flirtations” to your brother-in-law.

  • @kieranhurst8543
    @kieranhurst8543 Před 2 lety +4

    This is obviously just a Star Trek novel with Star Wars characters rammed into it.

  • @zhazhagab0r
    @zhazhagab0r Před 6 lety +47

    LISTEN UP KIDDOS!
    It is okay to like or dislike a thing- a piece of media, cuisine, weather pattern. Your enjoyment of this thing does not need to be based on its merits- perceived, objective, or otherwise. You are free to like or dislike Mozart, Justin Bieber, hot dogs, paella, cargo shorts, designer gowns or anything else your heart desires. If you do not like something, that does not make it the worst thing ever. If you can perceive the merits of something, you may still dislike it. If you think something is objectively bad, you are still truly and honestly free to like it. NONE OF THESE THINGS MAKES YOU A SELL-OUT, AN IDIOT, AN ELITIST, OR A SNOB. Only when you declare your opinion to another and demand that they hold it as well or submit to being an awful person do you place yourself in the wrong. The people who dislike this movie are not just salty fanboys. The people who like it are not just mindless drones. Only those who demand that you share their opinion are the problem.
    THIS HAS BEEN THE MOST VALUABLE THING I HAVE EVER LEARNED.

    • @Hyper_Vyle
      @Hyper_Vyle Před 6 lety +5

      USApatriot30 Damn man, that was deep, and true. And because of that literally no one will pay attention to it on the internet. Except me and like 4 other people.

    • @Jarvis466
      @Jarvis466 Před 6 lety +5

      USApatriot30
      Your comment is pure and true.
      I've seen shitheads online say "If you DON'T like TLJ you're not a true fan and just a hater."
      What kind of shit is that? So they didn't like the movie. That somehow makes them less of a fan then the next guy? GET OUT OF HERE.

    • @a_dissapointment1170
      @a_dissapointment1170 Před 6 lety +6

      Or vice versa where people who say "If you like TLJ you're garbage and a Star Wars apologist" so I can relate to that man.

    • @a_dissapointment1170
      @a_dissapointment1170 Před 6 lety +4

      Just a side note (cause I can't edit comments on my phone) I don't like TLJ, my friend has been called that for liking the movie, just felt like I should let you know that

    • @Jarvis466
      @Jarvis466 Před 6 lety +4

      A_Dissapointment
      That's perfectly fine! I didn't like all of the TLJ. I hated Holdo, Rose saving Finn, while I can see her reasoning, was stupid to me, and her kiss was cringe to me.
      But if anyone says you're "not a real fan" for disliking it, know that they are not valid.

  • @madamefluffy4788
    @madamefluffy4788 Před 6 lety +349

    Oh, God - that 'Luke falls in love with a force ghost' story. I can't even begin to say how much I hated that story.
    How the Hell does a force ghost haunt a computer? Or possess a recently dead body? Or change said corpse's hair and eye color?
    I mean, how could he look at her and not be reminded of his pupil?

    • @SquillagusNiggle
      @SquillagusNiggle Před 6 lety +7

      Not just *look* at her....

    • @madamefluffy4788
      @madamefluffy4788 Před 6 lety +25

      SquillagusNiggle - I know what you're implying; and looking at her would be included in that. I suppose the eye/hair color change was supposed to make Callista (ghost Jedi) look different from Cray (the corpse); but I can't imagine the physical changes to be all *that* significantly different from one another that Luke wouldn't be reminded of his former apprentice every time he slept with her.
      Unless he had a secret thing for Cray; but I don't think he ever had.
      Also, wouldn't this be like - double necrophilia? Callista was dead for 60 years - leaving only her fading ghost behind, and Cray had to die in order for Callista's ghost could inhabit her corpse.
      All the living, breathing females that Luke could have had at that time - he chose the living dead girl; which was all for naught, as Callista later ditched him because she felt inferior without her (light) Jedi powers and went on a quest to get it back.
      Thank God that relationship fell through and he found love with Mara Jade.

    • @zhazhagab0r
      @zhazhagab0r Před 6 lety +6

      There is also a line in that book that refers to Luke and Calista as being more like brother and sister than lovers. It was so truly bizarre that I have never forgotten it in the last 15 years.

    • @madamefluffy4788
      @madamefluffy4788 Před 6 lety +8

      Looking up book reviews, I found one that gave solid reasons why the Children of the Jedi sucked so much (in regards to Luke's romance with Callista, anyway). I'd link it here; but - for whatever reason - the link won't post here (if you'd like to read it - look up 'Fuck Yeah, Mara Jade! Luke introduces Callista to Leia' - the review will be the second post down).
      A quick summary - Luke was in no proper state of mind to be falling in love with anyone; as he was hopped up on strong painkillers after crippling his leg and thinking that losing Callista - someone he barely knew - would be worse than all the previous hardships he had ever face, and the women (namely, Cray and Callista) are painted as women who can't survive without a man by their side (Cray committed suicide so she could be with her dead lover and Callista accepted Cray corpse s she could be with Luke).
      It doesn't help that Calllista is an insufferable Mary Sue, either.

    • @Coproquim
      @Coproquim Před 6 lety

      secret necro

  • @jacobottesen5279
    @jacobottesen5279 Před 5 lety +13

    To be fair, this book WAS written by an author that had written a few Star Trek stories before this one...
    Make of that what you will.

    • @nihongochopsocky808
      @nihongochopsocky808 Před 3 lety

      Idk how anybody can compare an irrelevant novel, although cannon at the time that give or take even hardcore SW fans probably wont read to Episode 8!

  • @theforgottenjedi1823
    @theforgottenjedi1823 Před 5 lety +14

    The Crystal Star wasnt even that bad. If anything Children of the Jedi was worse.

    • @Smellbringer
      @Smellbringer Před 4 lety +2

      Is it because Luke basically falls in love with a corpse, because people mention depraved sexual shit all the time and it doesn't scar me at all thanks to that.

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 Před 4 lety +3

      😂😂😂😂🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • @Mattytime
    @Mattytime Před 6 lety +351

    Children of the Jedi was so...so much worse.

    • @Edax_Royeaux
      @Edax_Royeaux Před 6 lety +45

      I agree. After the Thrawn trilogy, I trying to read the EU books in chronological order and immediately gave up after I read Children of the Jedi. Seriously the plot summary is that The Emperor built a Super Star Destroyer...disguised as an asteroid...to kill a few children on a planet...yeah......

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 Před 6 lety +5

      The Jedi Academy (book series, not the game) is also really fucking bad.

    • @signaltome
      @signaltome Před 6 lety +2

      I would agree, but I have actually READ that one. ;-) Though by this videos description I would think that Crystal Star is not far behind. Sounds like a reject TNG episode to me.

    • @chrissonofpear3657
      @chrissonofpear3657 Před 6 lety +5

      Jedi Academy was no where near as bad, just had weak villains, beyond Exar Kun, debatedly.

    • @signaltome
      @signaltome Před 6 lety

      Jedi Academy books are ok. Game is excellent!

  • @fremenchips
    @fremenchips Před 6 lety +33

    When you point out all the bad stuff the EU produced I think it actually shows why the EU model was a good one, it was very flexible in allowing the cream to rise to the top. When a property like Star Wars is no longer just three films that Lucas oversaw but a sprawling multimedia property like the EU or new Disney canon it is going to produce good and bad stuff at about the same rate. The thing about Disney is that they're explicitly going with everything is canon whereas in the old EU popular things like Thrawn, the X-Wing Series, Darth Bane etc. got built into the overall Star Wars mythos whereas unpopular stuff got thrown by the wayside.
    For a long running franchise that wants to do more then just endlessly try to recapture the magic of the OT this is a far stronger model then the Disney production line. Ask yourself this question once Disney stops making Star Wars movies will it still be a property that can sell millions of books like the EU did even before the prequels? Will anyone care about Disney Star Wars in 20, 30 or 40 years like we did pre Disney Star Wars? My money is on no.

    • @vanyac6448
      @vanyac6448 Před 2 lety +8

      Exactly. The EU (at least before Del Rey got the licensing rights to the novels) was composed of self-contained series. Don't like Dark Empire? Skip it. Don't like Darksaber? Skip it. You really only need the good parts to anchor in the overall story.
      Even after Del Rey got licensing rights, the EU still had a canon hierarchy superior to the current one. The movies come first, then TV shows like The Clone Wars, then everything else, then pre-Heir to the Empire stuff and alternate video game endings,
      then explicitly non-canon stuff like Star Wars Infinities. If instead of just decanonizing the EU, Disney had used the old canon hierarchy, they could make the sequel trilogy however they want, and only the parts of the EU that would raise too many questions for casual fans (like the NJO series and beyond), while leaving the less problematic stuff like the Thrawn Trilogy intact.

    • @kibe2134
      @kibe2134 Před 2 lety +8

      This guy sure has some opinions about the European Union.

  • @troodon1096
    @troodon1096 Před 4 lety +11

    I would totally pay money to see a movie based on this book.

  • @nope5657
    @nope5657 Před 5 lety +12

    The hilarious thing is Mcintyre is a great writer.

  • @golgarisoul
    @golgarisoul Před 6 lety +549

    I will be waiting for you do a full length video or two on why The Last Jedi doesn't suck. I'm sure it will get lots of views and angry posts.

    • @shilyarrmee
      @shilyarrmee Před 6 lety +22

      Cypher i can’t tell if this is sarcasm or you are hoping for it.

    • @alecobyhbroussard7261
      @alecobyhbroussard7261 Před 6 lety +4

      shilyarr mee hopefully hoping

    • @ericcota4732
      @ericcota4732 Před 6 lety +20

      You should check out CinemaWins. He's like the opposite of CinemaSins, and his tagline is "Because liking things is more fun than not liking things." His videos have made me rethink my opinions on certain movies while others made me appreciate movies even more than I already did. He's done videos on every Star Wars film accept The Last Jedi, which I'm sure he'll get around to.

    • @delabarcel
      @delabarcel Před 6 lety +26

      IHE already done that and won comments from angry fanboys and an hour and a half response from some guy I forgot his name on why he was "wrong"

    • @camdenford9750
      @camdenford9750 Před 6 lety +2

      I really hope he makes this!!

  • @crosseightyeight
    @crosseightyeight Před 6 lety +39

    Don't let Austin dissuade you from exploring some of the Star Wars books. The Young Jedi Knights series and Rogue Squadron series are excellent.

    • @austinmcconnell
      @austinmcconnell  Před 6 lety +6

      Love me some Rogue Squadron.

    • @nickjohn2051
      @nickjohn2051 Před 6 lety +2

      austinmcconnell So you like Rogue Squadron but dislike the obscure comic from 24 years ago? What kind of biased review is this? TLJ literally make the core fanbase drop the franchise, and practically marginalized the old fanbase by those "liberal" title clickbait journalism. Pushing an sjw agenda is not on your calculation? Tell me what happened to SJW agenda in Marvel comics? Marvel comics also contain some of the dumbass storyline ever especially from new SJW comics (captain america became Nazi btw, as muhh "white guilt syndrome"). Its soo bad until the they need to beg people to buy their comics and finally decided to reboot the franchise.
      Even if comics are bad, Marvel film still can produce great film by its own merit. For example the infinity war comics. The ending for Thanos defeat is the most stupidest way for comics book villain. Thanos shaking the earth to shake off Avengers, slipped and the infinity gauntlet fell off his hand. Another universe, Thanos defeated by Nebula as she steal the infinity gaunlet. Do the infinity war 2 will follow exactly verbatim like this ending? Of course not. The films can take inspiration but at the sametime, can have leeway if the storyline more epic than the comics (infinity war 1, age of ultron, civil wars).
      So why Marvel film can show homage to comics or take inspiration from comics book, but not Star Wars? By not using any EU ideas, the universe of Star Wars already finite and small, as the universe only consist of Resistance and the First Order. Nothing else. No wonder it feel small than Marvel universe. Rich Evans from Redlettermedia also said the same thing. Star Wars (Disney Nuwars) only survive by nostalgia and references to original trilogy. It cannot survive beyond this universe, ie making something new. TLJ did nothing new in the film. Final confrontational on TLJ is almost the exact verbatim as the battle of hoth, only change few details. From snow planet to salt. Different design of At-at. Same giant big laser to destroy the base. And finally the heroes escape to safety. What crap are you talking about that TLJ bring something "new"?
      Even China, the most biggest movie consumer (stupid Transformer franchise did well because of China btw) fucking hate Star Wars. TLJ screening stop only after few weeks. Solo only get 10 millions. China is not too dumb to not recognize sjw propaganda (baizuo) as they live in one of the country that literally blast 24 hours state propaganda.
      I like your other works btw, but this came to me like you are trying to polish a shitty turd. Sorry. Im not US citizen btw. And congratz to Kennedy, for making general audience like me to not give a crap for new Star Wars.

    • @Hyper_Vyle
      @Hyper_Vyle Před 6 lety +2

      Nick John You could've made a video essay with how much you wrote in this comment

    • @nickjohn2051
      @nickjohn2051 Před 6 lety +1

      kevin rodriguez No need to. Because the OP will outcast me as "title clickbait" just as how he did with other youtube review. Save your time from watching Star Wars. It is going downhill. Just watch Infinity war or better yet save your own money. The new Nuwars cartoon, Disney the force of destiny animation is an abomination and frankly insulting. A Star Wars the Clone Wars series animation are light years ahead than this shitty cartoon.
      Side note, I do notice he strawman the discussion about "what about giant yellow blob"? So what? Films != to comics. It is creative process and great story brainstorm that will lead to high quality film. Heck there are tons of stupid lame ass villians/characters in Marvel comics. Heck even Mandarin in Iron man 3 is not even verbatim Mandarin in comics.

    • @Hyper_Vyle
      @Hyper_Vyle Před 6 lety +2

      Nick John I see your point, I honestly don't believe OP is strawmaning intentionally, he and many like him are just bothered by the echo chamber of hate the last Jedi is getting and a lot of it is exaggerated and undeserved, and are lashing out at the over saturation of THE LAST JEDI IS THE WORST BECAUSE OF Z or THE LAST JEDI IS SJW PROPAGANDA BECAUSE OF B type videos. And they have a point, the last Jedi is really not SJW propaganda and is definitely not the worse star wars film.

  • @jamesmc04
    @jamesmc04 Před 2 lety +5

    This is basically Harry Skywalker and the Cursed Televangelist.

    • @austinmcconnell
      @austinmcconnell  Před 2 lety +1

      That is an... oddly accurate way of putting it, yes.

  • @cristian-ionutapostol8018

    Centaurs, dragons, werewolves, and parallel universes feature WAY TOO MUCH in the Star Wars expanded universe. xD

  • @somecallmewhite3046
    @somecallmewhite3046 Před 6 lety +101

    Loving your sporadic content. No real flow, and it feels like a mystery box for what may come next.
    Keep it up dude!

  • @jjason18795
    @jjason18795 Před 6 lety +8

    1:00 No close parentheses? From this point onward I shall assume that every word you say is what resides in them parentheses, until you proclaim "close parentheses".

    • @TiStardust
      @TiStardust Před 6 lety +2

      Great, now I'M subjected to think that!

  • @Enkye_ART
    @Enkye_ART Před 4 lety +3

    My issue with TLJ is that it feels and was unplanned. Rian completely ignored Jj’s plot threads and it showed. Also the macro editing, scene to scene, was poorly put together and left me baffled to how Disney would let this pass.

  • @teresaellis7062
    @teresaellis7062 Před 4 lety +3

    I used to several shelves of Star Wars novels. I really enjoyed them. I kind of remember the Crystal Star, but the one I thought was odd was Splinter of the Mind's Eye, but it was written before Empire Strikes Back came out, so, the movie version of the characters weren't as fleshed out and no one knew that Leia and Luke were twins.
    I still have several Star Wars novels, but I had to downsize everything in my life, including my library, :( several years back and no longer have shelves of the novels. People don't know how lucky they are to have new Star Wars MOVIES available. I would go to my local used bookstore and hunt the shelves for Star Wars novels I hadn't read yet. I was in a weird limbo, I wanted to own the books so I didn't get them at the library, but I was too poor at the time to buy new copies. So I haunted the used bookstore. It proved better than buying new because I found novels that bookstores of new books might not have anymore. Like Splinter of the Mind's Eye, which was published around the time I was born.

  • @sinom
    @sinom Před 6 lety +120

    Also chewie was there.

    • @fenzz5511
      @fenzz5511 Před 6 lety

      You replied twice bitch

    • @gc6096
      @gc6096 Před 6 lety

      Someone make that a meme hurry

    • @sinom
      @sinom Před 6 lety

      Fenzz pretty sure I even replied trice! The third one got lost somewhere down there though.

  • @munjee2
    @munjee2 Před 6 lety +130

    1:28 that's 3 periods. Period .

  • @JimElek
    @JimElek Před 5 lety +22

    The hilarious part is that so many believed (and still believe) that George Lucas personally read and approved all of these books before they were published!
    The Black Fleet Crisis trilogy was pretty bad too. It was so bad that even other authors ripped on it in their books joking about Lando finding "that useless Quella thing"!

    • @chefsalty9316
      @chefsalty9316 Před rokem +3

      He didn't read them but the ideas they pushed had to be approved by him and his editors first and to be frank they're perfectly in line with George's goofy and Flash Gordon inspired writing style with the exception of the Del Rey books which took themselves way more seriously.

    • @keelhaulsthingsthatdontmat3877
      @keelhaulsthingsthatdontmat3877 Před rokem +1

      Black Fleet Crisis was... fine? Some of the stuff didn't connect, but individual parts were interesting and built up the universe. It also wrote Chewbacca in the most interesting way done.
      Really, the main criticism is that it probably should have been a 4-parter, not a 3-parter, Leia's completely out of character in the first book, and the Luke side story ends up feeling 'meh' with the hindsight of the prequels. But the books unironically write various aliens better than most books do.

    • @zeroattentiongaming820
      @zeroattentiongaming820 Před rokem

      ​@@chefsalty9316 Most notable case of George personally shooting down an idea resulted in EU Chewie being killed. Writers wanted to kill off one of the big three to highlight how dire the situation was, George refused but let them kill Chewie instead.
      Ironic that he survived the Sequels when the big three all died.

  • @withalittlehelpfrom3
    @withalittlehelpfrom3 Před 4 lety +6

    I'd be tempted to hear the Solo twins shout "Dracarys!" on the back of the dragon.

    • @bainbonic
      @bainbonic Před 4 lety +2

      That feel when somebody rings a bell at the Solo twins and they commit fiery genocide.

  • @justaname9330
    @justaname9330 Před 6 lety +6

    I had forgotten all about this story. The writer being a Star Trek writer actually makes a lot of sense, Waru and the whole plot seems like it'd fit well in an original series Star Trek story.

  • @-Joyfull
    @-Joyfull Před 6 lety +5

    I remember reading this novel back in 1995 or 1996 as an 11 or 12 year old, but I don't remember the actual plot. I only remember the title, the cover art, and the fact that it had 3 kids from Han Solo. This video was a total trip of reawakening. Mind blown.

  • @MWSin1
    @MWSin1 Před 5 lety +5

    I remember this one. It seemed like someone had written a cliched fantasy novel, then during edits decided it should be Star Wars.

  • @dereknight861
    @dereknight861 Před 4 lety +3

    Seriously though this all sounds like the author was under the delusion they were making a book for the Star TREK franchise....but they get a call from their publishers reminding them that their “Star WARS” book is due to be put through print in a week, then the author went “Wait..STAR WARS?!? Awwww FUC-!!!”

  • @RoggaFigga13
    @RoggaFigga13 Před 6 lety +11

    To be fair on the whole inter-dimensional blob thing, the post-Disney Han Solo comic is about Han enlisting in a space race and it ends with one of the alien characters being an inter-dimensional being that then escapes into his reality. So both the EU and Canon have characters a bit out of the norm. However, EU suffers from more inconsistencies and odd stories due to the larger availability of stories in comparison to canon. Granted, due to the same reason, EU also has greater stories as well.

  • @jackobucko2516
    @jackobucko2516 Před 6 lety +28

    Bad media doesn't suddenly become better when you compare it to worse media

    • @carbon1255
      @carbon1255 Před 6 lety +12

      It isn't even worse. that is the funny thing.

  • @c.w.simpsonproductions1230

    The 90s was a weird era for Star Wars.

  • @bron-yr-aur7990
    @bron-yr-aur7990 Před 4 lety +7

    Luke: wat
    Blob: *weird healing stuff*
    Luke: *w* *a* *c* *k*

  • @armandopena3196
    @armandopena3196 Před 6 lety +565

    > Austin makes an interesting, entertaining video on an obscure Star Wars novel.
    > Everyone focuses on the mention of TLJ and proceeds to debate in the comments, with almost no talk about the actual meat of the video.

    • @zhazhagab0r
      @zhazhagab0r Před 6 lety +22

      Armando Pena Yeah, it's almost like this culture of absolutes actually is as big of a problem as he says!

    • @pranavdhilipproductions3255
      @pranavdhilipproductions3255 Před 6 lety +39

      "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" ~ Bearded space man

    • @MrAlex_Raven
      @MrAlex_Raven Před 6 lety +40

      It's almost like if he wanted us to focus on him he shouldn't have baited (in satire at least to prove his own point) with Episode 8. We're all here to watch HIM after all, so I suppose he felt it necessary to vent as a fanboy.
      Now. . . I say fanboy on purpose, because he of course drops as well as a lot of folks have in the comments "Only fanboys hate the film". I've seen that stupid statement leveled both ways "Only the fanboys love it" or "only the fanboys hate it", clickbait this, clickbait that. Oh well, glad he hearted your comment though.

    • @lazula
      @lazula Před 6 lety +63

      People just called him out for his bullshit. It being the main point of the video is irrelevant. If you say some stupid shit with some other content in between you still said some stupid shit. I have a lot of respect for Austin's content, and I'm really disappointed to see him stoop to the level of categorizing all criticism as clickbait for ad revenue and create a blatant false dilemma between the two groups of people that didn't like the new movies. It's a horribly dishonest tactic, and whether or not he liked the movie, he should know better. I will continue to watch his videos, just as long as things like this don't become a pattern. I hope this is an anomaly on an otherwise consistently honest channel.

    • @IAmGeorgeLucas
      @IAmGeorgeLucas Před 6 lety +20

      It's deliberate. He wants people to comment. More comments = better for the algorithm = more money.

  • @BillMarion
    @BillMarion Před 6 lety +33

    I actually remember "The Courtship of Princess Leia," and I thought it was pretty good. But that was a long time ago and I don't remember much of it now.

    • @Kissamiess
      @Kissamiess Před 6 lety +4

      It *was* pretty good. Not one of the truly great ones but almost there.

    • @paulwence648
      @paulwence648 Před 6 lety +3

      Courtship of Princess Leia was one of my favorites when it first came out (though there weren't many SW options, so I might have partly liked it because I was so desperate for anything new). It showed a different side of Han. Leia struggling with political decisions. I liked the Hapans (mostly), probably the first time I'd heard of a matriarchal society...and it wasn't SJW about it, it was simply another way of doing things, and it worked for them. Kinda like real life. The stuff with Luke and the witches was neat, exploring a different viewpoint on the Force. Luke had some badass moments (maybe a little OP at the end, lol), yet he and Han weren't invincible like in many of the later books.

    • @danielpignuola478
      @danielpignuola478 Před 6 lety +3

      Bill Marion you mean the courtship of princess Lelila.

  • @qsywastooshort7451
    @qsywastooshort7451 Před 5 lety +6

    "You think that's bad ? What about World War 1 ??"

  • @julioacceus253
    @julioacceus253 Před 5 lety +11

    When they announced the EU was removed, I thought they meant the section AFTER ROTJ. 'Cause for the sake of a sequel trilogy, why not?

    • @blitz8425
      @blitz8425 Před 4 lety +8

      Well probably because that wasn't the only thing hampering them. If they considered the test cannon, they would have to tip toe around all that. It would have been a massive headache for them, and fans. Imagine if the movies were beholden to some obscure one off comic? Also, to be fair, Lucas never considered the EU canon.

    • @vanyac6448
      @vanyac6448 Před 2 lety +1

      @@blitz8425 But to be fair, the movies and TV series already outranked everything else in the EU's canon hierarchy. So the solution would not have been to decanonize the EU, but simply make the movies however they want, then let Leland Chee figure out what's canon and what's not.

    • @blitz8425
      @blitz8425 Před 2 lety +1

      @@vanyac6448 that's kind of what they did though. They decanonized the EU and have been slowly working in the best bits.

    • @luluflu1140
      @luluflu1140 Před 2 lety

      @@blitz8425 Even if Lucas didn't considered the EU canon because it didn't fit his vision for what Star Wars should be it was produced and licensed by Lucasfilm and was part of the official Star Wars canon.
      And the EU does correspond to George Lucas vision for Star Wars more than the Disney canon because back in the old EU Lucas was involved in shaping the stories by allowing certain things and vetoing some author's ideas. He is even the one that got the idea for the main villains of the Fate of the Jedi series and the Dark Empire comics.

    • @blitz8425
      @blitz8425 Před 2 lety +1

      @@luluflu1140 no the EU was never canon. Lucas himself said so multiple times. He allowed the stories to exist but always maintained that the EU was explicitly non canon.

  • @d_r317
    @d_r317 Před 6 lety +10

    Aside from the plot holes and how borderline retarded half of the characters act, The last jedi is bad because the filmmakers completely forgot the whole point of the movie in the last thirty minutes. They say multiple times that the Jedi Order and their focus on a pure light side is responsible for the rise of all of the sith empires throughout SW history, since the force will always balance itself out. But when kylo offers Rey a solution and wants to build a completely new order with her she refuses. Now we're back a the very beginning. Plain black and white Star Wars we've seen so many times already. It's predictable and boring. Tlj didn't do anything new, it simple acknowledged that sw has a big problem with depicting good and evil in an interesting way but does all of the things it supposedly wanted to change.
    If you have a different opinion, you should check out wisecracks video on the topic, they probably do a better job at explaining it.

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy Před 6 lety +1

      darwin roessler Yes, Kylo, having spent a few years being a dark asshole, killing Han, torturing Rey, almost killing Finn, and who has a bad temper is definitely trustworthy. He just killed his former master, and probably wanted- correction Definitely wanted to kill Luke. Which, call me crazy, Rey could probably tell, and tbh, she made the right choice. There is no guarantee he will stick with this "Leave the past" path, especially with his embrace of the Dark Side. Hell, killing your former Sith master is canonically what the Sith do.

    • @d_r317
      @d_r317 Před 6 lety +5

      Not the point. I was trying to say that the script is not that good because it constantly points out how the Jedi Order can never truly destroy the sith, but failed to innovate in any meaningful way because were still stuck in the endless and frankly boring battle of pure good vs pure evil.

  • @reeds.9669
    @reeds.9669 Před 6 lety +30

    Those X-Wing novels were tight though. I loved New Jedi Order too.

    • @The_Bad_Guy.
      @The_Bad_Guy. Před 4 lety +4

      There were a bunch of great old EU novels. Shadows of the Empire is tops for me. But Choices of One was awesome, the original thrawn trilogy was good for the most part minus the stupid Luke clone, the 2 force unleashed books were really good too. Yeah there was a lot of crap out there but there was also a ton of good stuff.

    • @matthewirving4877
      @matthewirving4877 Před 4 lety +2

      I liked the Yu Song Von war I don’t if this was spelled right I haven’t read it in a while

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 Před 4 lety +3

      Yuuzan Vong

    • @AragornGhost15
      @AragornGhost15 Před 4 lety +3

      @@kellyweingart3692 Yuuzhan Vong

    • @KetsubanSolo
      @KetsubanSolo Před 4 lety +1

      @@The_Bad_Guy. Death Troopers is probably my least favorite of the EU novels so far. It's so over-the-top in its edgy factor, it keeps namedropping much better horror books/stories. I'm not kidding, there's a Dr. Armitage (H.P. Lovecraft's "The Dunwich Horror") and a survivor named Gorrister (Harlan Ellison "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream"), and probably more I couldn't recognize.
      Also Han and Chewie are there and proceed to do nothing of consequence except Chewie almost turning into a zombie and fantasizing eating his family on Life Day (not kidding)

  • @santanasoza2873
    @santanasoza2873 Před 4 lety +7

    Wow people really think this is better than the new movies? That’s laughable...

    • @yuri7885
      @yuri7885 Před 4 lety +4

      It literally is lol

    • @samgilley3160
      @samgilley3160 Před 3 lety +2

      No they don't. This was one cherry picked book almost no EU fans defend.

  • @tewtadle268
    @tewtadle268 Před 4 lety +5

    the " theory about theories" one was actually about how all of the theorizing about the last jedi made it overhyped, and when people got answers about the things they were theorizing about they were not happy with them... Its actually quite a good watch.

  • @LadyMusashi
    @LadyMusashi Před 6 lety +10

    "The kids are still kidnapped. It's very sad."
    I'm glad YT recommended the video, you cannot make up this stuff. Wait... someone did. ;)

  • @aflockofseacowsesquire
    @aflockofseacowsesquire Před 6 lety +9

    I seem to remember reading a star wars novel where anakin and obi wan buy a star ship. and I think that was the whole novel. they buy a star ship.

    • @mill2712
      @mill2712 Před 6 lety +1

      Was it bad?

    • @chrissonofpear3657
      @chrissonofpear3657 Před 6 lety +2

      Rogue Planet? Well, at least it set up stuff for the New Jedi Order series later. It still wasn't all that to my taste. The Approaching Storm was even duller, and Cestus Deception felt half-cooked.

    • @aflockofseacowsesquire
      @aflockofseacowsesquire Před 6 lety

      I can't remember, so I assume it was

    • @mill2712
      @mill2712 Před 6 lety

      Oh ok.
      (Personally we all want to see stories with a lot of action and story relevance. However, sometimes a few of us just want to see the characters just to things that would be considered normal things to do in their universe and not be too out of character. Which is a reason I asked because i'm interested in those minor details.)

  • @thomasmiller8439
    @thomasmiller8439 Před 4 lety +6

    Please bring this series back. I love watching these. You could talk about pre 1983 jabba

  • @sophiesmith-campbell5188
    @sophiesmith-campbell5188 Před 5 lety +53

    I think...I need to read these books. And cry. From laughter.

    • @liberpolo5540
      @liberpolo5540 Před 3 lety +1

      THere should be a CZcams channel of JUST that ...! :D

  • @bauersporslin522
    @bauersporslin522 Před 6 lety +4

    "The last jedi is good because look at this book that is even worse". This random book being bad doesn't make the last jedi any better.

    • @samgilley3160
      @samgilley3160 Před 3 lety +2

      TLJ defenders have no actual arguments so they resort to this disingenuous bullshit.

    • @intheclear3492
      @intheclear3492 Před 3 lety

      Prequel fanboys do the same thing

  • @MathMasterism
    @MathMasterism Před 6 lety +312

    It's clear that a lot of people didn't watch the whole video before writing their comment, so allow me to explain it to you:
    He's not saying it wrong to think the Last Jedi was bad, he's saying its objectively wrong to say TLJ is the WORST Star Wars story or the WORST movie ever. He is advocating against the use of hyperbolic click bate and calling for more calm and level-headed discussions.

    • @austinmcconnell
      @austinmcconnell  Před 6 lety +78

      Look at you, thinking critically! What are you doing on the internet?

    • @RestingJudge
      @RestingJudge Před 6 lety +9

      If we can't be outraged by everything & have an unwarranted sense of self importance we might as well just build a time machine & go back to the 90s...I will not go back to card catalogue at the library!!!!

    • @RykerQuake
      @RykerQuake Před 6 lety +14

      You're right, people should watch an entire video before writing comments and TLJ is obviously not the worst movie ever made. But there's nothing wrong with people saying it's the worst Star Wars movie if they believe it's the worst. Bandwagons aside, if they think it's the worst, for whatever reason, they're entitled to that opinion. So how is that objectively wrong?

    • @MathMasterism
      @MathMasterism Před 6 lety +6

      Just trying to bring a ray of hope to this cynical plane.

    • @MathMasterism
      @MathMasterism Před 6 lety +11

      I do not disagree with anything you said here. That is why I said "WORST Star Wars story" not "WORST Star Wars movie." If this is people's least favorite Star Wars movie, that is fine but its just wrong to think this is lowest Star Wars writing has gone (do I have to bring up the Holiday Special).

  • @jesuspernia8031
    @jesuspernia8031 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Nobody can every call something the “worst” Star Wars story when the sequels and all the terrible Disney + shows still exist.

  • @512TheWolf512
    @512TheWolf512 Před 6 lety +16

    good, good. now review "my immortal"

  • @Pyra-Homura
    @Pyra-Homura Před 6 lety +235

    That first 90 seconds... me on CZcams these months... *I'm not interested in every video that bashes on The Last Jedi*

    • @addystontuckerray2054
      @addystontuckerray2054 Před 6 lety +17

      Leif the Revanite I’ve literally seen a video that called it a complete “cinematic failure”. Like come on my guy, it’s not that fucking bad.

    • @p0rq
      @p0rq Před 6 lety +21

      I hate the movie, but these endless videos have gotten to the point where even I have a problem with it

    • @clone10123
      @clone10123 Před 6 lety +6

      I never watched it, I was waiting for the dvd to rent, but all the hate from both sides at each other turned me away, like I dont if I can watch the movie without thinking about all the crap everyone has piped at me for months,and im lil bummed bout that, though hopes for solo, seeing as its getting goodish reviews, and no one seems mad.

    • @timmaximilian9286
      @timmaximilian9286 Před 6 lety +1

      Addyston Tucker Ray especialy cinematic failure is a weird way to phrase it. it followed the lore, had good production behind it and followed a 3 act sceme most movies follow. so its anything but that

  • @edgylatterdaysaint7901
    @edgylatterdaysaint7901 Před 6 lety +10

    I highly recommend the Darth Bane Trilogy. They're amazing. I'm almost halfway through the third book, and it's so good so far!

  • @Kekkersboy
    @Kekkersboy Před 5 lety +6

    This was actually my very first Starwars book. After it I went back and started reading everything else. Then continued right up to the end of New Jedi Order

    • @mariic2
      @mariic2 Před 2 lety

      You read this book first? You have my sympathy, dude.

  • @loganberlew3191
    @loganberlew3191 Před 4 lety +5

    So here is where I have an unpopular opinion, even though this novel isn’t the best, I love it, the same way I love all content in legends, I didn’t get into starwars for the movies, I got into it for the deep and interconnected story that is the legends continuity, I like that when you read the Legacy of the Jedi Novels that it references things that happened with Tahiri Velia and Anakin Solo in the junior knights books. It makes it feel like a real universe, I respect what the authors have done in the new Disney canon but I will always follow the old legends canon till the day I die and it will be the story I tell my kids