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- Obi Wan Kenobi meme compilation about him being sassy in the clone wars.
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Content Used:
TCW Movie 2008
S01E04 Destroy Malevolence
S01E11 Dooku Captured
S01E12 The Gungan General
S01E18 Mystery of the Thousand Moons
S02E07 Legacy of Terror
S02E09 Grievous Intrigue
S02E12 The Mandalore Plot
S02E13 Voyage of Temptation
S02E17 Bounty Hunters
S03E18 The Citadel
S04E22 Revenge
CR by Disney & Lucasfilms
Music: Straight shooter- The mamas and the papas - Komedie
No wonder Anakin survived the lava of Mustafar. He had years of built up resistance being roasted by Kenobi.
This explanation is my new canon now
I love this
SHIT! I was going to lile, but it's on 666 likes rn
LMAOOO
Bruhh 😂
Imagine a timeline where Jed weren’t forbidden personal attachments and Obi Wan and Satine had a family. Their children would be terrifying weapons of sass destruction.
iirc, while Jedi can’t have personal attachments, like sentimental attachment, there’s actually nothing in their code forbidding physical attachments….if you know what I mean.
Well..just because it’s against the rules doesn’t mean Kenobi followed the rules… *cough* Korkie *cough*
I'm sorry no, we're not going any further than 3 comments in without discussing that legendary pun, bravo sir
Omg that’s an adorable hilarious glorious picture.
@@zaneadleyismail7508 ki adi knew what you meant😉
Droid: "Sir we are detecting a high amount of sass"
Grievous: "Kenobi!"
Droid: "what do we do sir?"
Grievious: Get me my legend's package!... and start the music
Obiwan: "This... wasn't in the script"
*Legends Grievous has entered the chat*
man I love how perfectly audible that sounded in my head 😂😂😂
Or better yet. Maul: Kanobiiiii!!!!!!
"Who just roasted me? I swear I was programmed with heat-resistant armor plating!"
lol yesh
Obi Wan, we grant you the rank of sass master.
Thats outstanding, thats fair!
@@TheRogueOneYT Stand up, Young Kenobi.
Thank you very much.
@General KENOBI I WILL GET YOU!!!!!
@@Vankor567 you forgot your line. Here let me do it for you. KENOBIIII!!!!
"Don't flatter yourself Kenobi you've never been much to look at"
I thought the dark side was supposed to cloud your judgement not your eyeballs
well clearly in this case it did that by clouding the eyeballs
LITERALLY
That killed me!
Lmao right
Dark Side is versatile. It can do both.
Can you imagine if he was like that in episode 3 after anakin gets burnt and he just says “you need some time to cool off “
I need to make a video where they answer with TCW puns on Revenge of the Sith quotes
oohhh the burn
I don’t know if I want to laugh or roll my eyes so I’ll do both.
That would ruin the moment
@@imisioluwalawal2945 Anakins response: *I HATE YOU!!!*
Would feel rather fitting though.
7:30 "She never does"
One of the rare moments when Anakin actually roasted someone :D
Emotional DAMAGE
He roasted himself on Mustafar
I actually laughed at that. Came outta fkin' nowhere.
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Poor Ventress. What a terrible day she had. The same day her master decides to betray her and leave her for dead just happens to be the day a handsome young man decides to call her ugly for no reason. She can’t win.
2 guarantees in this Video.
1: Obi Wan is the Master of Sass
2: Obi Wan is the biggest ladies man of any jedi. Dude is smooth as silk
Not just the ladies, why do you think I lost to him so much? I was distracted
@@darthmaul216 now i want to be killed and then fall on obi's arms
@@Sebussyy you’re not the only one
@@darthmaul216 hi maul do u like robot arm I can give you one
@@darthmaul216 Bro..?
Anakin, control your insolence, the count is concentrating is by far his best
Better than: “Listen for the loud metallic clanking sounds…That would be the machine about to smash me into bits”?
@@LOVEMUFFIN_official much better
The way Anakin's face changes while Obi-Wan says it 😂 They both know what's going on.
@@thehasacz1086 I love how anakin is all angry like "WHAT?!?" before he gets it
Said in in a tone of perfect mockery. It’s amazing.
Can we acknowledge how much of a hypocrite Obi is, impatient when his life is in peril but completely chill when anyone else is in trouble 😂
Well, yeah. He can’t keep sassing people if he’s been reduced a red (probably) mark in some industrial crusher.
@@Mwilli2132 fair point
Everybody cheering about obi sass attitude, but that just proves how much of a incompetent and irresponsible he was as a master. He was not Anakin's bro to behave with such intimacy with him like that
@Darkmatter
Nope.
Anakin was a dumbass. Obi wan was great.
@@warpdarkmatter I’d say if it guided every action he had absolutely, otherwise it’s just a personality. When he was actually being serious he usually kept the sass to a minimum and was a lot more direct.
**Video is only **9:50** minutes long**
*"Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete."*
General Kenobi
9:52
Hello there!
*"How many other lies have I been told by the council?!"*
Facts 😂😂
For someone that despises blasters, he has really good aim
So uncivilized.
Another reason Obi-Wan doesn't enjoy Blasters, they're too easy to use.
“I said I never had much use for one; never said I didn’t know how to use one!” -Obi Wan Quigley
On one with no sights, too.
Sadly Legends and the book of Master and apprentice is not canon anymore😢 they explain so much why Obi-wan hate blasters despite so good at using them.
I loved Obi-Wan's writing in this series. He was consistently funny with that smug attitude. He also always seemed to play well off other characters. Especially Anakin and Satine.
I am glad that Disney kept the Clone Wars series canon after they acquired LucasFilms.
Not only did they keep it canon, they finished it
@@Da_one_tl Well, at least a few arcs that were left behind, yeah
I'm glad, too. Though I doubt they could've decanonized it considering it was a show by George Lucas himself
@@thejurassicjungle1275 Disney hasn’t decanonized anything George Lucas has done
One of the few good things they did.
Satine: The sarcasm of a soldier!
Obi-Wan: The dillusion of a dreamer!
Anakin: The smirk of a shipper lol
😂😂😂😂😂 So true!!
The bliss of a bystander
“I’ve learned a beautiful truth. I think Master Kenobi is a Sass Lord.”
“A SASS, LORD?”
“Yes the one we’ve been looking for.”
@@benjaminlinnes387 😢😢I’m ashamed
I fell off my chair at 8:20 “Satine wants to know your location” 😂😂😂
Yes!! So funny
Obi-wan clicks "allow"
Obi-wan: AH! I meant to press block! Why do I hear boss music?
Maul hacked Satine's account.
When you realize he was sassy to cope with all the loss and suffering in his life
*chill music stops*
nah... before qui gon, hes already sassy. its all him.
you take ones smile but not style.
@@machivaldemon "you were right about one thing, master. The negotiations were short."
ah yes, where Obi Wan's sass begins (at least in the films).
**crying noises**
@@machivaldemon I mean, Jedi Apprentice novels were part of the EU, therefore not canon anymore, but they have to be pseudo-canon because they based his relationship with Satine off of them, and since Disney kept Clone Wars canon, then his history with her has to be something related. And his experiences in those books are full of loss and suffering, like holy shit, his entire life after leaving the creche was one nightmare after another. So I'm still inclined to view it as a coping mechanism, even though he was sassy before Qui-Gon died.
Gotta love how Obi-Wan told Luke Anakin was an excellent pilot when the majority of his piloting ended up in being shot down and crashing.
The pilot who flies a hundred missions and dies after being shot down once is inferior to the pilot who flies two hundred missions and survives being shot down a hundred times.
yesss
To be fair, you have to be an excellent pilot to land well enough to survive that much.
@@kikagezumi Fair enough.
Also, we get shown the wrecks, not the good landings. What fun is it when they land safely?
Anakin: Kenobi is on that ship.
Officer: You can sense him?
Anakin: Yes, I can sense his smug aura.
Aura of Smug:
+50 sass.
+20 charisma
-100 patience when in danger.
Anakin: his sass is powerful indistinguishable
7:58
Grevious: "all too easy"
The Sass master: "Define easy, General"
G: "Kenobi".
Either he was surprised to see him, or Grevious is a savage.
That's a pretty underrated roast, whether Grievous meant it or not lol. I like to imagine he did, though.
Considering how dumb grievous is in tcw. Thats probably a surprised to see him
I'm pretty sure grievous isn't maul's brother
"We'll have to stand and fight! Or in your case just stand." Fucking Obi Wan 😂
obi wan seriously said “han solo who?” yes han was great, but obi is the sarcasm king and i will die on this hill.
yeah, i never understood why people liked han solo more than obi-wan
@@jongininikim5219 right like obi wan is such a g
@@jongininikim5219 i love both but yeah, obi is simply unmatched
You’ll win on that hill, you have the high ground!
@@jongininikim5219 I only did when the OT was all I knew. After I watched the prequels it was over, Obi-Wan has reigned supreme since
I like to think that Obi-wan’s “when you’re a Jedi master, you can make the plan” happened a little after he got promoted. And that was just his way of flaunting it.
Fun Fact since anakin is a jedi knight that means obi wan is just recently a jedi master
And that moment folks was the real reason the battle on Mustafar was so crazy
“At least your a master, at getting caught” my favorite line from Obi. 😭
Oh me too.
You see people?
Anakin's turn to the darkside was *completely* justified XD
To bad it just ended in Obi being able to troll him for all eternity
Obi wan toasted him so hard he got PTSD lost his all his limbs and major 3rd degree burns
If you strike me down I will become more sassy than you can possibly imagine.
Anakin be like: Stop!!!
Obi-Wan be like: Sass = Power
Kenobi let me sleep it is midnight
Sounds like a bit of karma if you ask me. I mean, Anakin did kill a bunch of literal children.
Not only is the writing for Kenobi insane, his voice actor does such a legendary job delivering it. No wonder why he's Obi-Wan in all the animated star wars projects
I kind of love that Obi-Wan "So Uncivilized"/"Not as Clumsy or Random as a blaster" Kenobi is legitimately the Old Republic Jedi we've seen use blasters *the most* thanks to The Clone Wars. I don't think all Jedi are as good of shots as he is, I think that's just Obi-Wan.
Yeah of course he's good at all sorts of things he doesn't like 😆
Even untrained force sensitives will perform better, even in a starfighter. Also there were Jedi in the past who used them a lot due to the circumstances. Even in the clone wars plenty used them, we just don't have it on screen much. There is a deeper reason he hates blasters but I don't know what it is or where. But there *is* a reason. Google's no help for that one
Meanwhile Anakin akimboing droids...
Obi-Wan Kenobi the Master of trolling
alternate title
@@TheRogueOneYT The Star Wars fandom appears to have come up with a new name for him: Trollbiwan.
6:23 the British accent just makes it better
0:39 missed opportunity to not have Grievous and Obi-Wan saying Hello There be a running gag across the show every time they meet. That would’ve made the moment in revenge of the Sith that much funnier
I mean, what makes it funnier for me at least, is that The Clone Wars makes it canon that Kenobi stole the “Hello there” line from Grievous. Which is enough for me. XD
3:42
Obi wan on rodia: “Jedi don’t use blasters.”
Not even a second later
Obi wan on concordia: *Uses blasters*
Rodia
Utapau bruh
@@thestarwarsmusiccomposer3491 So uncivilzed
And what has be been teaching Aniken ?
@@thestarwarsmusiccomposer3491
There was an episode of The Clone Wars where the Jedi where sent to protect the force sensitive younglings.
Cad bane disguised as a Jedi came to Rodia and took a child from his mother. Obi Wan met the mother and she said a Jedi came with a blaster. Then Obi Wan said this line
Anybody else notice how at 5:00, obi-wan’s voice actor’s Scottish accent breaks through.
Pfft yea
Yeah when I heard it I was almost cackling 💀
Yeah except his voice actor is American... 😂
@@ThinWhiteAxe oh lmao, then I guess he kinda broke out a heavy Scottish accidentally.
Makes its funnier when you know that the Ewan McGregor is Scottish
I am actually think that damn 19 years thinking of puns in tatooine
In just 19 years he had the fastest glowdown imaginable
@@TheRogueOneYT Just imagine a new hope and Obi wan just roasts Vader/Anakin for joining the dark side. Anakin would be burning in pain from those puns.
Anakin: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Obi-wan: Almost certainly not!
And by process of elimination he figured out exactly what he was thinking.
6:56 Anakin just gave up🤣
I would like this but it's at 69, no one touch it.
7:31
Obi-Wan and Anakin were true brothers in this moment 🤣🤣
Poor Ventress. In the same day being betrayed by Palpatine and being roasted so much by Obi-Wan and Anakin
Obi Wans biggest troll was to deny Anakin/Vader the closure of striking down his bully after all those years, he just disappeared, laughing at him from the force ghost dimension
Dude literally died trolling his ex-padawan. The dedication.
1:34 this is the type of comedy that drove little orphan Ani to the dark side
OH MY GOD
Anakin's shipping Obi-Wan and Satine so much at 4:30,you can see it on the smile
Now I know why they had to kill Satine. If she and Kenobi had a kid, it would've created a sass-singularity.
Umm
*corkie has entered the chat*
@@johngancarcik5682 As of yet this is not confirmed canon right?
@@amberanime sadly not it should be
0:18 Ashoka's face is that of someone who's been in that situation far, far too many times. She looks more annoyed than anything like she's thinking "Again with this shit?"
Kenobi: "Satine, turn the machine OFF!"
Satine: "I'm TRYING!"
You know, she probably wandered right past a standard industrial EMO button on the way to the ladder up to the main console. I mean, at 2:47, there IS a blinking red button thing in the background on the wall at face height. It would be hilarious if it actually was the star wars version of an EMO button.
Idk, Star Wars has never seemed too big on 'Safety' in the workplace. It would be hilarious though.
Oh that would be so fitting 🤣
EMO? What’s that?
@@FriggenGrotRock
It's the button that makes you wear dark clothes and eye shad-
*EM* ergency *O* ff.
It's a big eff-off huge red button you can smash with your fist that sits within spitting distance of any kind of dangerous industrial equipment. They're required by regulation around anything industrial that could mash you, smash you, and/or skin you alive. Also things that can burn you, shock you, fillet you, or otherwise maim or murder you without a care in the world.
The most common EMO button you'll see outside of a factory environment is the 'Emergency Fuel Cutoff' button near the pumps at a gas station. That button closes the fuel valve from the underground tanks to ALL the pumps at once.
Here in this clip, Satine just showed us EXACTLY why EMO buttons exist. If one did exist in that scene, and she knew about it, it would be 'SMACK!' and Kenobi wouldn't be sweating while she tries to figure out a convoluted control interface designed by someone who likes more flashy screen animations than functioning equipment.
@@atigerclaw Orrrrrr maybe she was going to hit the button until Obi said "Well it certainly took you long enough!" to which she responded by using the manual controls instead just to put him on edge. I mean, the dialogue afterwards:
"For a woman sworn to non-violence, you don't seem troubled that I could have been killed back there."
"But you weren't--And yet I still haven't heard any thanks."
^Damn Satine, you really gotta do our boi like dat?
“We never do things my way.”
“We crashed the ship your way.”
🤣
I know the voice actor wasn't Ewan McGregor, but the voice and the accent make his sass better to me 😂
4:54 “for all your expertise this is not a very smooth 🇮🇪LANDING 🇮🇪
I was looking for this comment lol
The Clone Wars summerized in one sentence: "Kenobi!"
Wait. Did Obi-wan collect a bet from Cody at 7:20 about Ahsoka sneaking onto the mission??
LOL
3:33 I'm dying. The face she made. XD
Anakin’s flying skills are like my driving skills: I didn’t say I could park well
Anakin: "Impressive. Someone Made a video of You being sassy for 9:50 minutes"
Obi wan: "9:51 actually"
Yes
I always find it funny because out of the three two of them survived order 66 because how stubborn the third one was
0:59 underated troll
1:41 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
7:32🤣🤣🤣🤣
8:55 So much sassyness
Obi Wan was sassy on the clone wars too bad we didn’t get more clone wars episodes of him, if you want more clone wars episodes of him pls sign the clone wars petition
petitions don't work
@@kreb9721 but it will show them how much it means to us, if everybody chips in
We need this petition
I’m surprised that this is only 10 min long, considering that Obi-wan is the Master of sassiness 😂
Unfortunately Anakin would never reach that level before becoming Vader hahaha
"Do not choke on your aspirations"
Where do you think Anakin/Vader picked up their sass?
7:00 - Ahsoka: "Hey, master."
Anakin: "Ok, she gets to live in my eventual revenge".
Master Mace Windu: Not Yet.
Yessss we spoke and he listened
As always my dear community
As soon as Obi-Wan picked up the blaster I said “so uncivilized” having no idea that clip would play immediately after I said it 😂
dude but the one about the british on 6:30 is so true
I feel like every episode Obi wan is in fits under the title "Obi wan being sassy"
3:14 No sexual tension there.
The funny thing is, Obi-Wan probably could have killed Grievous during any of their encounters. I think he just let him get away or retreated just he could roast and troll him later. Then when the war was wrapping up he figured all good things must come to an end.
Until Dooku’s death, Grievous was just another military piece in the army, so it makes sense Kenobi would just avoid an unnecessary fight
At the end of the video and I'm still laughing at Sherlock Kenobi and the mystery of the bad Photoshop skills 😂😂
7:06 Why do I get the idea that after Anakin called Ahsoka out about being deaf, she would've fire back at him about how she heard him talking in his sleep at night and then roast a seemly drowsy but an oblivious Obi-wan about how loud he snores in the middle of the night while he slept. 😴😴😂😂😂
That's just me when im not on the high ground
Master Kenobi…I’m surprised that you ever left the high ground, don’t tell me Ventress stole it.
anyone else notice obi-wan's eyes glancing down for a sly moment at 4:23 when him and sabine are having their completely professional staring contest
5:30
-It got knocked out of my hand
-By Iraq?
-By Iraq!
1:21 I see where Leia gets the “attack Obi Wan coming to rescue you” from
0:04 "Wow, what an Asshole"
“I think the nose” 😂
1:50
The prison break music bruhh 💀😂
4:36 I thought that this was my screen glitching fr lol
6:04 LMBO
I like how even though Obi Wan is annoyed that Ahsoka stowed away on their mission, he still kindly welcomed her to the team
I somehow missed out on this show growing up and I'm glad to see people are still revisiting it with their editing skills and sense of humor
Ankin: your eyes are fine it's ahsoka hearing that needs help
Obi one: ...
Obi wan a fucken savage
I love when obi-wan just roast’s Anakin 24/7
maul: i am sensing a great amount of sass in the force
also maul: Kenobiiiiiii
The title "Obi-Wan being Sassy for 9:50"
Meanwhile the duration of the video: 9:52
Don't hate me for this.
Such a scam
@@TheRogueOneYT indeed
8:52 this is foreshadowing
Foreshadowing for what?
This description also fits Darth Vader, just y'know, as Palpatine's errand boy instead of Dooku's
1:29 in my opinion was the funniest moment in all of the clone wars
I like how Obiwan has to control his emotions not just because it is the Jedi way, but also because the more angry he gets, the more Scottish he gets.
I started watching Season 2 of prison break yesterday what sorcery is this.
Sry this already spoils season 3
Anyway after s2 its not wort watching... fr
@@TheRogueOneYT Thanks for saving me time
3:38 Okay, that got me to blurt out a laugh 🤣
Goddang it, had to go back and edit on account of 7:35 too 🤣🔥
Obi-Wan is the Jedi Master of sass.
Palpatine: "My Death Star will be a weapon of mass destruction."
Fanbase: "Our Obi-Wan is a weapon of sass destruction."
0:48 is just what happens when you mess up the "Hello there" line.
This man gives the word "Sass" to a Galactic Proporsions...
I wasn't thinking I was going to watch a full 10 minute compilation, but than that editting kicked in. *chef's kiss*.
I always look at Kenobi and Grievious as enemy yet they respect each other, they could be friends if Grievious wasnt blinded by hate.
Oh my goodness that prison break reference was a surprise to be sure! But a welcome one 😂
the first thought i had when i saw the title was "really ONLY 9:50?"
7:32
Obi-Wan: Ventress, you’re not looking well.
Anakin: She never does.
Me: *Snickers.* Ouch!
Thats a hard hit...
1:38 “at least you’re a master……
✨aT gEtTiNg CaUgHt✨
7:14 Fives in the background just *on the ground* like, Fives, are you okay?
I know... where I get it from now. This was my childhood.
Love this.
Sass is literally apart of Kenobi's fighting form. To unbalance one in battle. And make em cry to their mamma
I took a lesson from Anakin and decided *not* to follow orders
-Obi Wan
Now we know how Darth Vader ( aka Anakin ) is able to fight so good with one hand he learned it from Obi Wan
Lol