Nanny 911 Disciplines Cartman - SOUTH PARK

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  • čas přidán 10. 11. 2021
  • Nanny Stella of the TV show "Nanny 911" comes to impose some discipline on Cartman, but her bag of tricks just isn't big enough.
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  • @southpark
    @southpark  Před 2 lety +2939

    Watch full episodes of South Park: cart.mn/episodes

  • @Reddreambigfart
    @Reddreambigfart Před 2 lety +8455

    "We just have to use psychology on him!"
    Famous last words of anyone dealing with Cartman.

    • @stevenreyngold7121
      @stevenreyngold7121 Před 2 lety +216

      Yes, but she didn't realize that he's been using psychology on her from the second she entered the house.

    • @Lily-gz3ip
      @Lily-gz3ip Před rokem +49

      just leave it to the dog guy

    • @randomfullywonderful
      @randomfullywonderful Před rokem +34

      heheh, Cartman, the master manipulator.

    • @mehdimokhtari3746
      @mehdimokhtari3746 Před rokem +21

      @@randomfullywonderful Eric Cartman was being a savage in this video

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 Před rokem +15

      cartmen had a uno reverse card

  • @dontparticipate240
    @dontparticipate240 Před 2 lety +9788

    It seems she doesn’t realize Cartman once made a kid eat his own parents.
    She never had a chance.

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 Před 2 lety +370

      Only because Cartman is protected by absurdly thick plot armor. Cartman isn't a psychopath. The SouthPark universe is all f***ed up.

    • @arks_knights
      @arks_knights Před 2 lety +91

      @@michaelsong5555 every freaking adult is dumber than any kid

    • @Master_Brutus
      @Master_Brutus Před 2 lety +275

      Cartman went easy on Nanny 911, she is fortunate.
      Cartman would kill people without a second thought if they call him fat.

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 Před 2 lety +35

      @@Master_Brutus Only because Cartman has absurdly thick plot armor. If he didn't, Cartman would be either dead or rotting in jail by now (and probably raped multiple times).

    • @Irish381
      @Irish381 Před 2 lety +46

      The tragedy of Titus Adronicus by William Shakespeare, the villain forced the hero to eat meat pies made from the flesh of his murdered children 😱☠️☠️

  • @tylerdruce3202
    @tylerdruce3202 Před rokem +1476

    Just the fact that cartman says, "No thanks, I'd rather not." In a British accent is just so funny😂😂

  • @snapgab
    @snapgab Před rokem +1803

    Cartman was actually remarkably patient, by his standards. Took him a while before he even said "ok seriously you're starting to piss me off now", and even after that he seemed like he would've been content if he was just able to get back to playing his game.

    • @brettzforeman
      @brettzforeman Před rokem +85

      It's not like she called him fat. That would have been a dealbreaker.

    • @senpaitwinsgacha4450
      @senpaitwinsgacha4450 Před 9 měsíci +31

      @@brettzforemanYeah, she’s one of the lucky ones.

    • @dianachin4849
      @dianachin4849 Před 9 měsíci +12

      If only that Asian 6th grader can be Cartman's nanny, that would be bad ass 😄😄😄.

    • @losthalo428
      @losthalo428 Před 7 měsíci

      Searching for continuity in south park takes a special kind of retarded. You’ve done it

    • @leovrgtag
      @leovrgtag Před 7 měsíci +11

      1:23 Cartman: No thanks I’d rather not.

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm Před 2 lety +6986

    There's a lesson here. Don't stoop to someone's level unless you're prepared for them to spit in your mouth

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 Před 2 lety +18794

    “Yes, strike me down while you can, but it won’t make your dried up ovaries any more fertile!”
    One of my favourite lines from Cartman. 😂

  • @altwithpaws7364
    @altwithpaws7364 Před 9 měsíci +228

    "And what exactly keeps me on the stool?"
    He broke the space-time continuum with that question.

  • @ThePlanrguy2010
    @ThePlanrguy2010 Před rokem +399

    Her face when Eric was roasting the living shit outta her 😂😂😂

  • @notstraw
    @notstraw Před 2 lety +7550

    it always kills me when Cartman says
    "no thanks id rather not" to mimic the nanny's accent

  • @akilahtucker5820
    @akilahtucker5820 Před 2 lety +7313

    I like how his mom just stands all quiet in the background while he speaks to the nanny that way, as if implying "Yeah, this isn't even the worst shit he's done."

    • @jbshiva865
      @jbshiva865 Před 2 lety +148

      It's not. Trust me, it's not!

    • @shottygod13
      @shottygod13 Před 2 lety +184

      Nothing tops the chili!

    • @Pinkranger87
      @Pinkranger87 Před 2 lety +30

      @@shottygod13 WatchMojo did a count down of the Worse things Cartman did

    • @monkeydluffy3271
      @monkeydluffy3271 Před 2 lety +63

      Many or pretty much everyone agrees in the series that Eric is worst person that exists (Mr. Garrison being right behind)

    • @THExNEWxDEVILxX2K
      @THExNEWxDEVILxX2K Před 2 lety +52

      He made one kid eat his parents and made a shrinks wife 86 herself. He also kidnapped another kid so he could go to Casa Bonita.

  • @momo-chanthegerbil6205
    @momo-chanthegerbil6205 Před 6 měsíci +125

    "You're sterile, is that it?"
    I lost it 🤣

  • @isaacmercado4679
    @isaacmercado4679 Před 8 měsíci +158

    This clip, alongside the therapist incident and the entire Scott Tenorman incident, show how sadistic yet brilliant Cartman is. He really is an Evil Genius.

  • @xerosdestroyer
    @xerosdestroyer Před 2 lety +5552

    Nanny: "Are you feeling angry at me because you thing I'm here to change your life?"
    Cartman: *Psychological Option Detected*

    • @a-tick
      @a-tick Před 2 lety +141

      Keep Summer Safe.

    • @peepeeindependent6783
      @peepeeindependent6783 Před 2 lety +15

      Lol Souf Park
      I make better content

    • @CookieMonster-gg1ks
      @CookieMonster-gg1ks Před 2 lety +11

      @@peepeeindependent6783 Yeah, it's a "family trade"

    • @kennymccormick9497
      @kennymccormick9497 Před 2 lety +56

      Nanny [Insulted]: Why… You little BASTARD! How DARE you?!
      Me: That line was killer

    • @justinnewton7366
      @justinnewton7366 Před 2 lety +16

      You're stairel is that it... always the mom's maid, never the mom

  • @kampy6008
    @kampy6008 Před 2 lety +5532

    Eric: destroys a 50 ur old adult with a 30 second speech.
    Nanny: has a mental breakdown
    Eric’s mum: “Eric, Naughty”.
    This show will never be topped

    • @proantagonist5042
      @proantagonist5042 Před 2 lety +107

      People have been trying to cancel this show since day one lol I think they’re doing something right

    • @kampy6008
      @kampy6008 Před 2 lety +20

      I said topped and is in this show is goated

    • @GaylordBonnafous
      @GaylordBonnafous Před 2 lety +43

      "It's best to stay out of his level".

    • @roshuuko
      @roshuuko Před 2 lety +25

      i fucking laughed when ms cartman has no uterus to stop cartman

    • @dabddud6354
      @dabddud6354 Před 2 lety +13

      That boy is a mance

  • @greentoesbstatus4325
    @greentoesbstatus4325 Před 8 měsíci +74

    3:40 I love how the music goes from sad and emotional to sinister and evil as cartman starts to roast nanny stella.

  • @iforgot420
    @iforgot420 Před 9 měsíci +46

    1:23 "no thank, I'd rather not" made me laugh so much

  • @andreasul2608
    @andreasul2608 Před rokem +6522

    While Eric isn't the smartest kid, he is psychologically capable.

    • @majimagaming934
      @majimagaming934 Před rokem +508

      He actually is pretty smart, he just uses his wits in dumb ways

    • @digitaladventurer2142
      @digitaladventurer2142 Před rokem +1

      @@majimagaming934 That depends on the situation. When he's plotting something yeah he can be incredibly smart, but the rest of the time he's a moron.

    • @user-lc7zf9oy7z
      @user-lc7zf9oy7z Před rokem +119

      @@majimagaming934 if you face this kind of person, don’t treat that person as a human but as a beast

    • @majimagaming934
      @majimagaming934 Před rokem

      @@user-lc7zf9oy7z agreed, a really fat and racist beast

    • @markusaurelius83
      @markusaurelius83 Před rokem +82

      He is smart, his evil mother just didn't want him to succeed.

  • @spirittail4958
    @spirittail4958 Před 2 lety +4186

    The way he completely 180ed that phycological attempt on the Nanny Was hilarious I honestly thought she was gonna admit to what was probably true and start crying but nope she completely lost her mind

    • @peepeeindependent6783
      @peepeeindependent6783 Před 2 lety +11

      Lol Souf park
      I make better videos

    • @spirittail4958
      @spirittail4958 Před 2 lety +61

      @@peepeeindependent6783 I honestly would've preferred that twist where he got right on the money about why she's a nanny cuz the whole "let the anger flow" sort of thing was kinda out of left field

    • @alicehawthorne811
      @alicehawthorne811 Před 2 lety +7

      @@peepeeindependent6783 you don’t even have any videos though? So shut the hell up.

    • @peepeeindependent6783
      @peepeeindependent6783 Před 2 lety +5

      @@alicehawthorne811 Well When I do make videos in 17 years, don’t come crying to me

    • @claudestephennjoumemayer4292
      @claudestephennjoumemayer4292 Před 2 lety +19

      That thing doesn't work on Eric. He's equipped with a reflective shield against psychological strikes

  • @AnonymousSilence-nd3zb
    @AnonymousSilence-nd3zb Před rokem +152

    Almost 20 years later and this moment STILL slays.

  • @whiteeyedsh4rk697
    @whiteeyedsh4rk697 Před 7 měsíci +37

    Nanny Skexis caught me off guard 💀

    • @Malphas38th
      @Malphas38th Před měsícem +2

      That brought me back lmao. I remember watching The Dark Crystal on VHS over and over as a kid

  • @jahmeirduncan6870
    @jahmeirduncan6870 Před 2 lety +10106

    The fact that Cesar Millan has actually seen this episode and loved it just makes him and the episode more legendary

    • @harrymitchell3885
      @harrymitchell3885 Před 2 lety +384

      @@quranyeshua cesar millan, he was the grey haired guy trying to help cartman, in real life hes a famous dog trainer

    • @WMithrandirXbox
      @WMithrandirXbox Před 2 lety +164

      Hell yes. I don't watch dog training but Cesar is awesome for his chill outlook and love for thc/cbd

    • @Snowaxe3D
      @Snowaxe3D Před 2 lety +65

      I have watched and loved all his episodes and I don't even have a dog,

    • @aymuhspunj
      @aymuhspunj Před 2 lety +124

      Probably helps that they didn't really shit on his style.

    • @devinreis5811
      @devinreis5811 Před 2 lety +69

      Cesar Millan actually thought it was funny.

  • @Thirteen13551355
    @Thirteen13551355 Před 2 lety +6506

    The best part is that Eric not just breaks her with psychology, he actually asks questions much better suited to actual coaching than she does.

    • @DonSucksTho98
      @DonSucksTho98 Před 2 lety +141

      Eric Cartman "broke the system"

    • @8bitdragoninstall182
      @8bitdragoninstall182 Před rokem

      Yep I’m kind of glad he did. I’m sick of these people in real life. They’re all just a bunch of fake moral fags.

    • @leolimitedition
      @leolimitedition Před rokem +64

      Don’t use psychology on Eric or he’ll use psychology on you

    • @jimmybaldwin737
      @jimmybaldwin737 Před rokem +58

      This is why Adults say to children don’t ask to many questions. Because adults don’t want to be outsmarted by kids

    • @Ozzie_Mandias
      @Ozzie_Mandias Před rokem +29

      Kids and adults with narcissistic personalities do not bow down to authority... and if they do... either
      1. They got better things to do...
      2. They can't be bothered to see you seriously... or...
      3. It's a dangerous mind game with their alleged "superior".
      Which is why the time out stuff does not work on kids who are narcissistic...

  • @A_divisive_scarecrow
    @A_divisive_scarecrow Před 10 dny +3

    Cartman is such a great manipulator. He can make any wildly offensive statement look like pure kid questions that are just out of curiosity.

  • @Heavygamingreal
    @Heavygamingreal Před 2 lety +9253

    The fact that the nanny’s teeth are all messed up because she’s British is hilarious.

    • @JunaidWolf3
      @JunaidWolf3 Před 2 lety +141

      I thought it was because she didn’t take care of them

    • @Heavygamingreal
      @Heavygamingreal Před 2 lety +439

      It’s just one of the memes about British people, that they usually don’t take care of their teeth.

    • @thebigyes8482
      @thebigyes8482 Před 2 lety +204

      @@unimagin2ble There is some basis for it. Not them being crooked, but we have less of certain chemical in our water that makes teeth whiter. It means our teeth are healthier but less vibrantly white.

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug Před 2 lety +52

      @@thebigyes8482 And the fact that England got invaded by Germany a long while back, and got mixed with German tribe genes, who had naturally crooked teeth,

    • @thebigyes8482
      @thebigyes8482 Před 2 lety +63

      @@MrNight-dg1ug Mate I’ve been to America and have noticed significant worse aligned teeth but maybe that’s just the areas I’ve been to
      I usually don’t notice peoples teeth at all

  • @TekRonan
    @TekRonan Před 2 lety +4193

    The way Cartman flipped that psychological talk. That, that is why despite all he's done it's hard to truly hate him. Half of what he does makes him entertaining as hell.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Před 2 lety +44

      He Spit in my Mouth
      Yeah it's best to avoid his level

    • @malchir4036
      @malchir4036 Před 2 lety +95

      Also the fact that the nanny tried to force him to accept a submissive/guiltful position. That's not good psychology, that's manipulation.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Před 2 lety +15

      @@malchir4036 well it failed that's all that matters!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @conMiericonstructs
      @conMiericonstructs Před 2 lety +11

      It’s really fascinating (and kinda sad,tbh) that the boys kinda sort of need his horribleness to function, as the post COVID specials proved that. That being said, I’d really like a future special with (the current) version of Future hobo Eric Cartman , after learning somehow of his fate in the alternate timeline that was the 2 post Covid specials.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Před 2 lety

      @@conMiericonstructs eh the funny thing is how sad it is when south park gets bored with covid before society does as we still have covid and lockdowns you'd think we would have beaten covid by now like all other diseases but nope it's a pandemic that has no end

  • @America1st2023
    @America1st2023 Před rokem +45

    2:23 lol the teeth

  • @GhostofTerra
    @GhostofTerra Před rokem +15

    I love that subtle shift in background music as Eric springs his trap

  • @Austin-kl7yc
    @Austin-kl7yc Před 2 lety +2597

    Cartman singlehandedly destroying someone's career

    • @marslowell3992
      @marslowell3992 Před 2 lety +65

      It's kind of easy to get Eric Cartman. Just let him crash and burn from his ignorance and arrogance.

    • @freddy4603
      @freddy4603 Před 2 lety +33

      @@marslowell3992 that's not exactly the common protocol for a misbehaving child. Too bad they don't understand Cartman is no ordinary misbehaving child.

    • @marslowell3992
      @marslowell3992 Před 2 lety +5

      @@freddy4603 true indeed

    • @sgtjohnson
      @sgtjohnson Před 2 lety +2

      2 people’s careers

    • @TonyC2328
      @TonyC2328 Před 2 lety +2

      I don't think that was JUST their careers man lmaooo

  • @The0mega79
    @The0mega79 Před 2 lety +3262

    But what he did to the next lady is both mysterious and concerning.

    • @MajesticHD
      @MajesticHD Před 2 lety +128

      Haha yeah right it's from hell!!

    • @kennymccormick9497
      @kennymccormick9497 Před 2 lety +313

      Maybe he offered her chili and then told her the story of Scott Tennorman

    • @monkeydluffy3271
      @monkeydluffy3271 Před 2 lety +69

      @@kennymccormick9497 that might be not so unlikely

    • @Abraham-Kaykski-Steinberg
      @Abraham-Kaykski-Steinberg Před 2 lety +17

      i thought the next person was the dog whisperer

    • @GeneralSnivy
      @GeneralSnivy Před 2 lety +113

      @@Abraham-Kaykski-Steinberg The Dog Whisperer came after the 2nd Nanny, whom was placed in a mental hospital due to Cartmen and whatever unspeakable thing(s) happened offscreen.

  • @RedstoneFox1595
    @RedstoneFox1595 Před rokem +15

    3:56 Cartman is a brat but ya gotta respect the way he can flip the script so well and turn the nanny’s psychology on herself

  • @SilentSniperF19
    @SilentSniperF19 Před 11 měsíci +12

    3:39 cartman went savage mode damnnn!!!

  • @SodaiGoku
    @SodaiGoku Před 2 lety +1345

    TV doesn't get any better than this...
    Until the dog guy comes along.

  • @jorgel.quiroz8862
    @jorgel.quiroz8862 Před 2 lety +1487

    I really dig how Cartman eventually got brought down a peg by the Dog Whisperer, it was way funnier than having him being straight up undefeatable this episode.

    • @Kaboomboo
      @Kaboomboo Před 2 lety +66

      A peg? He was brought to his knees!

    • @MrAsaqe
      @MrAsaqe Před 2 lety +51

      Cartman only respond to overwhelming force by men, see PC principal as well

    • @Momolulu1994
      @Momolulu1994 Před 2 lety +28

      I find it pretty logic. The other used social convention (it's the punishement stool you can't leave it). But Eric doesn't recognize social convention (hey, i left it, so what?), neither dog. You have to use bolder strategy

    • @qpol
      @qpol Před 2 lety +3

      @@MrAsaqe he’s scared of girls too, remember wendy vs cartman?

    • @TheMangosteve
      @TheMangosteve Před 2 lety +14

      @@MrAsaqe kinda makes sense, since he grew up with a single mom he's not used to dealing with men. Maybe he even has a secret longing for a father figure....

  • @Ohio39272
    @Ohio39272 Před 10 měsíci +14

    3:47 bro the nanny face💀

  • @m0istur
    @m0istur Před rokem +19

    Surprising how an actual dog trainer was able to tame cartman than a nanny

  • @AIZENTHEFILTHYCASUAL
    @AIZENTHEFILTHYCASUAL Před 2 lety +2424

    You have to appreciate the level of evil that cartman demonstrates in this show.

    • @bonnieparkertheoutlaw7353
      @bonnieparkertheoutlaw7353 Před 2 lety +103

      “You’re sterile aren’t you? Nah that’s too convenient of an excuse the truth is no one wants to have babies with you” thats was so fucked up but funny as hell. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @noahshowalter4625
      @noahshowalter4625 Před 2 lety +12

      Badass

    • @bluwolf098
      @bluwolf098 Před 2 lety

      You can literally see Eric build the mental fuckery script in his head as the Nanny is on the ground with him and starts talking with his mom.

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 Před 2 lety +1

      You have to appreciate how we know what cartman has always been and we don't need to appreciate to if characters are evil or not do to we aren't interested in that we're interested in there responses

    • @kendawyatt673
      @kendawyatt673 Před 2 lety +15

      It’s truly artistically genius!

  • @redtexan7053
    @redtexan7053 Před 2 lety +845

    My favorite part about South Park isn’t the direct punchlines, it’s the things they just casually drop in. Like Nanny Skeksis.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Před 2 lety +5

      I love the part where he has the nanny eating her own feces saying he's not human while feasting on her fresh succulent feces

    • @dismalrealms3587
      @dismalrealms3587 Před 2 lety +13

      Cartman farted in the bathtub 🤣

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Před 2 lety +3

      @@dismalrealms3587 happens all the time🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jackswanson8326
      @jackswanson8326 Před 2 lety +11

      They’re geniuses at subtleties.

    • @genhen
      @genhen Před 2 lety +2

      what is “skeksis”?

  • @muk4ro
    @muk4ro Před 7 měsíci +9

    3:41 Her face expression at this time KILLSSSS ME

  • @TheGreekPianist
    @TheGreekPianist Před 8 měsíci +3

    3:59 Lmao the dramatic music in the background and the way she says “Why you…you…” is TOO PERFECT! 🤣😂😭

  • @howlingdin9332
    @howlingdin9332 Před 2 lety +913

    3:20 The part where Cartman innocently shifts the conversation to be about the Nanny instead of him is the beginning of the end. He's got her now.

    • @Animefan1803
      @Animefan1803 Před 2 lety +89

      HIlariously that´s actually a therapeutic method to direct a client. Which makes this entire thing so bloody funny from a professional level.
      He deflects her method back towards her and then simply prods at a terrible insecurity. First of all it´s extremely smart writing to make Cartman look even nastier and secondly it just shows how good cartman is at sniffing out insecurities.

    • @asleepyb0i400
      @asleepyb0i400 Před 2 lety +10

      @ Azir a
      I think the yellow, ugly teeth is poking fun at her being British, as it’s a stereotype that the British have awful dental care, but yeah, I get what you’re talking about.

    • @ThatRandomWood
      @ThatRandomWood Před 2 lety +4

      3:39 is where he gets mean lol

    • @yogurt-chan
      @yogurt-chan Před rokem +1

      Here goes the gaslighting

  • @jman217
    @jman217 Před 2 lety +838

    I love how Cartman's all like, "Use your aggressive feelings, Nanny. Let the hate flow through you."

    • @kantoking1518
      @kantoking1518 Před 2 lety +7

      I can feel your anger. Strike me down with all your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete! Strike me down while you can! But it won’t make your dried up ovaries any more fertile!

    • @notinterested8452
      @notinterested8452 Před 2 lety +42

      You don't know the power of the dark side.

    • @WorivpuqloDMogh
      @WorivpuqloDMogh Před 2 lety +16

      Strike me down

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 Před rokem +9

      Darth Cartious 😂

    • @isaacstevens473
      @isaacstevens473 Před rokem +1

      @@WorivpuqloDMogh while you can, but it won’t make your dried up ovaries any more fertile

  • @Hiperton
    @Hiperton Před rokem +7

    2:00 i love how Cartman just says: Woah! how did i do that? With that face.

  • @Myself-yf5do
    @Myself-yf5do Před 5 měsíci +2

    I never felt such a strange combination of pity and amusement.

  • @Jushwa
    @Jushwa Před 2 lety +775

    Cartman’s initial laugh is honestly my favourite part. At no point does he ever even feel close to threatened lol.

  • @loreaismg4kiffyoutube
    @loreaismg4kiffyoutube Před rokem +2299

    Eric Cartman is a force of nature not to be messed with.

    • @vid9511
      @vid9511 Před rokem +36

      Only gotten beaten up by a dog whisperer

    • @deathrager2404
      @deathrager2404 Před rokem +5

      all i know is he never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

    • @Internetguy_L337_90D
      @Internetguy_L337_90D Před rokem +4

      @@vid9511 proof that Behaviorism works on cartman?

    • @mallyv11
      @mallyv11 Před rokem

      He is now the mistake of nature after doing this to many nannies.

    • @JarelJay
      @JarelJay Před rokem +4

      Kyle: imma end this mans career yet again….

  • @user-yu3cw9hu1z
    @user-yu3cw9hu1z Před rokem +23

    “No thanks I’d rather not” got me dying 😂

  • @JackC.XxSANSxX3809
    @JackC.XxSANSxX3809 Před měsícem +3

    0:32, wild, bro really said: “I wish we could turn back time, to the good old daaays.”

  • @bradiator6465
    @bradiator6465 Před 6 měsíci +6

    1:04 I love how Eric just completely ignores her 😂 but Eric didn’t get his Twinkie 😢

  • @sparky3574
    @sparky3574 Před 2 lety +1459

    Well, I’m glad they didn’t send the Skesis. Cause that nanny would either drain him, or encourage him to be more evil.

    • @aaronsarchive82
      @aaronsarchive82 Před 2 lety +98

      I'm sure Eric would put the crystal back together in enough time to make her leave.

    • @mr.chrismaster8860
      @mr.chrismaster8860 Před 2 lety +6

      I will drain the defiance out of you- skekvar

    • @Wasserkaktus
      @Wasserkaktus Před 2 lety +28

      She would make him more evil: Cartman is way more Skesis than Gelfling.

    • @LivingGuy484
      @LivingGuy484 Před 2 lety

      Did you say... *Drain*?

    • @Wasserkaktus
      @Wasserkaktus Před 2 lety +5

      @@LivingGuy484 You haven't watched the Dark Crystal, have you?

  • @genshindinthewrongimpact9846

    3:26 , I love how Cartman tries to use psychology on her and it hilariously went down perfectly

    • @Kdot609
      @Kdot609 Před rokem +7

      He got Scott tenorman parents killed and then tricked him into eating them

    • @dianachin4849
      @dianachin4849 Před 9 měsíci +2

      He got his ass kicked by JLo and then she threatened him. "Don't forget what will happen to you, ho!" 😄😄😄😄

  • @TheKlouseOfficial
    @TheKlouseOfficial Před rokem +7

    I like how chill this scene was

  • @besnikzogu7058
    @besnikzogu7058 Před rokem +4

    God knows how many languages cartman speaks i mean bro speaks german when he doesnt even study it

  • @Adam-mh7zv
    @Adam-mh7zv Před rokem +516

    As someone who used to watch nanny 911, these are essentially the techniques they would use in every episode. But let me tell you they've never tried it on a kid like cartman

    • @marcelkuti7996
      @marcelkuti7996 Před rokem +37

      Well cartman is unrealisticly evil. 9 yo-s arent that hard to tame, if you put effort in it. Cartman is just... He's cartman.

    • @marccram2664
      @marccram2664 Před rokem +35

      I dont think theres a kid who would chop another kids parents and force feed their body to them

    • @tanneredge9774
      @tanneredge9774 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@marcelkuti7996there’s been some like that

    • @dianachin4849
      @dianachin4849 Před 9 měsíci +5

      There's a funny episode where JLo kicked Cartman's ass. He deserved it too. Then she threatened him. "Don't you forget what will happen to you, ho!"

    • @marccram2664
      @marccram2664 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@tanneredge9774 youre knowledged on death row kids?

  • @therenegade4482
    @therenegade4482 Před 2 lety +753

    You can’t beat cartman in psychology he’s basically a master psychologist at this point, if he didn’t become a rabbi then crime boss i mean this guy can basically be moriaty if he wanted too

    • @andrewscharbarth2099
      @andrewscharbarth2099 Před 2 lety +16

      Why? Doing battle with sherlock holmes would be a step down for his evil genius.

    • @SuperTroll2003
      @SuperTroll2003 Před 2 lety +17

      he would be the best mafia boss in the whole world if you think about it, being able to literally master psychologist your foes is extremely handful to get information

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Před 2 lety +4

      look I'm skating I'm skating

  • @jamesaaron4834
    @jamesaaron4834 Před 8 měsíci +15

    ive seen this clip 10 times and it NEVER gets old. soooo funny

  • @napbuddy1754
    @napbuddy1754 Před rokem +5

    Eric is one of the smartest characters he just uses his intelligence in dumb or terrible ways. This kind of guy is a actual villain

  • @rossubeefu
    @rossubeefu Před 2 lety +315

    Even after a decade from the first time this aired, the Nanny Skexis depiction still makes me cry from laughing so hard.

    • @mehdimokhtari3746
      @mehdimokhtari3746 Před rokem +6

      @Sharakaëlen N'zigrameva
      That is from The Dark Crystal the 1982 Jim Henson film

    • @mouseburger4183
      @mouseburger4183 Před rokem +2

      @Sharakaëlen N'zigramevafavorite skexis? Chamberlain is mine but I like the general as well

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 Před 2 lety +513

    1:15
    I love this laugh because it just sounds like a threat. As in he’s warning her that she only has one chance before he ruins her completely.

  • @scottjohnson3903
    @scottjohnson3903 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Be thankful he didn’t track down your parents and fed them to you

  • @pkcell6409
    @pkcell6409 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Who thinks that even super nanny can’t discipline cartman?

  • @MegaMelodytime
    @MegaMelodytime Před 2 lety +591

    Man, this proves that Eric Cartman is a force of nature not to be messed with.

    • @Kaboomboo
      @Kaboomboo Před 2 lety +12

      As is the Dog Whisperer.

    • @arcticlaw9198
      @arcticlaw9198 Před 2 lety +1

      Then what does that make Caesar Milan?

    • @MegaMelodytime
      @MegaMelodytime Před 2 lety +10

      @@arcticlaw9198 That makes Caesar Milan... Cartman's Match!

    • @belgiumcomics2537
      @belgiumcomics2537 Před 2 lety +5

      He,s not a force of nature.
      He is unnatural.
      Evil.
      Or as his second nanny would say while eating her own sh*t. ITS FROM HEL.

    • @koatam
      @koatam Před 2 lety +8

      I think that was obvious after he turned Scott Tenorman's parents into chili

  • @jaydoesfirst-person6773
    @jaydoesfirst-person6773 Před 2 lety +326

    "And what exactly keeps me on the stool?" I mean he's got a point.

    • @JoseDiaz-rd9fh
      @JoseDiaz-rd9fh Před rokem +7

      It's certainly possible to get a kid to turn his life even one this far gone. But it would take an approach that most modern idiots couldn't stomach or appreciate. It should never be your first approach but for some kids there is no other way

    • @sburns015
      @sburns015 Před rokem +13

      Exactly how I was as a kid, Would literally say "whoa how did I do that" 🤣 and I once made my 3rd grade teacher cry from frustration and I've also urinated in her waste basket in the corner and brought it back to her desk cause she refused to give me a hall pass to go to the bathroom.

    • @supersaiyaman11589
      @supersaiyaman11589 Před rokem +8

      @@sburns015 well if she refused to let you go to the restroom and you rely had to go i do not blame you at all for going in the waste basket.

    • @HanithSVK
      @HanithSVK Před rokem +5

      @@sburns015 The difference being, that you did harmless, petty revenge as a kid, which was annoying at worst. Most of the teachers are used to, and can handle "experts" like you. Trust me, you weren't first and certainly not last.
      Cartman has a list of offences and what should result criminal charges, longer than i have whole medical history after 1/4 of century 😂😂

  • @green_boot6042
    @green_boot6042 Před 7 měsíci +4

    funniest thing is that this isn’t the worst things eric has done.

  • @dylanhilton220
    @dylanhilton220 Před rokem +9

    I laughed when she said she’s gonna use psychology on Cartman

  • @mohamedabdourahman9845
    @mohamedabdourahman9845 Před 2 lety +2792

    I'm glad Cesar was portrayed positively.

  • @PilatusAnon
    @PilatusAnon Před rokem +561

    I love cartman, he’s like an evil genius when it comes to mindgames

    • @_BL4aze_
      @_BL4aze_ Před rokem +4

      Me too

    • @swiftstrike4044
      @swiftstrike4044 Před rokem +6

      As bad as he is you gotta give him credit. If nothing else you can't call cartman boring

    • @dianachin4849
      @dianachin4849 Před 9 měsíci +4

      He got JLo fired from her job and stole her man 😄😄😄😄

  • @marekthegamer7777
    @marekthegamer7777 Před rokem +8

    at 3:33 i thought cartman was going to say, well do you want kids?

  • @Lazyeye3
    @Lazyeye3 Před rokem +3

    1:23 dude took the british acent to the next level💀

  • @darkjanggo
    @darkjanggo Před rokem +115

    0:18 i love that Nanny Skexis is shown for 2 seconds and not explained

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw Před rokem +3

      actually it's closer to 1.4 second

    • @EaSports69420
      @EaSports69420 Před rokem +14

      @@waffler-yz3gw -🤓

    • @thedude3065
      @thedude3065 Před rokem +2

      I wanted to see how she'd Nanny Eric Cartman

    • @sandybananas5026
      @sandybananas5026 Před rokem +2

      that actually is what the real Nanny reality shows opening sequence looked like. One of the Nannies introduced was this 100 year old looking woman, but I never actually saw her in the show

    • @therion8469
      @therion8469 Před rokem +2

      @@waffler-yz3gw bro what? Thats 1.5 seconds not 1.4 get out a stopwatch set the video to 0.25 speed and then divide the time on your stopwatch by 4 it comes out as 1.5 seconds not 1.4 you clearly failed highschool.

  • @gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820
    @gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820 Před 2 lety +104

    2:45 “Don’t stahp believen! Hold on to that FELINEEEE!”

    • @Grippy1RUS
      @Grippy1RUS Před 8 měsíci +3

      Damn cartmen cool

    • @goregalore40
      @goregalore40 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Eric, can I just talk to you for a quick second?? Why are you so angry?

    • @Cadel888
      @Cadel888 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@goregalore40because you took my xbox

    • @mvxyy.
      @mvxyy. Před měsícem

      ⁠@@Cadel888is this about more than your video game?

    • @user-xy6ny5bx8t
      @user-xy6ny5bx8t Před měsícem

      @@mvxyy. are you feeling angry at me because you think I’m here to change your life?

  • @bobgrob4
    @bobgrob4 Před 10 měsíci +2

    this does perfectly illustrate the effectiveness of 'time out".

  • @daisy...35674
    @daisy...35674 Před 7 měsíci +2

    "No thanks,i'd rather not."

  • @openyourbank9426
    @openyourbank9426 Před rokem +148

    The scariest thing about Cartman is he always has full control of the situation at all times and will conform it to his will.

    • @user-kh7qk3zr1k
      @user-kh7qk3zr1k Před 8 měsíci +4

      Cartman is the only one in that

    • @charlesdale4026
      @charlesdale4026 Před 5 měsíci +5

      Except when the dog whisperer comes, he gets the better of Cartman, but then Cartman just learns to use another form of emotional manipulation on his mother to get his way again.

    • @polakcebulakfilip
      @polakcebulakfilip Před 5 měsíci +3

      ​@@charlesdale4026it was more because his mother cannot stand on her own, she needs a man in her life, the same as Eric needs a father. So, all what Liane has been told and taught has been tossed away when Caesar left.

  • @lecothers
    @lecothers Před 2 lety +490

    Nanny represents truely the education teachers get through, while in reality those dont work on Cartman-type kids/teenagers. and the number of them shouldnt be underestimated

    • @roxasnider12
      @roxasnider12 Před rokem +11

      I work with high function spec ed kids and i agree

    • @HanithSVK
      @HanithSVK Před rokem

      Kids today are waaaaay smarter than they used to be. Most of the kids now has access to pretty much whole database of human knowledge, right from the day they were born. Many 6 years old, who can barely read, have better understanding of modern technology than most 60+.
      And that is also the reason, why this "emotional blackmailing" usually doesn't work anymore. Thanks to the technology, kids could easily find out that their parents are lying/hiding something and then the "fun" will begin.
      My point is, that one cannot treat today's generation of kids in the same way kids were treated 50 years ago or even 20 years ago. Technology changed the world, and kids are always the quickest to adapt.

    • @gaxgayfield9308
      @gaxgayfield9308 Před rokem +6

      Nah, it would work. You have to do it with repetition.

    • @joshholland8564
      @joshholland8564 Před rokem

      You have to whoop the children

    • @jacekwyszomierski
      @jacekwyszomierski Před 3 měsíci

      You cant be acting like you watched an tutorial how to deal with Kids, everyone has their own style & feelings.

  • @grrgrrgrr0202
    @grrgrrgrr0202 Před 10 měsíci +3

    2:32 I never really understood how the nanny didn't see that one coming. Spitting in someone's face isn't that abnormal for children with behavior problems.

  • @kayfindley3040
    @kayfindley3040 Před 2 lety +93

    3:45 THE FACE

  • @rb2f07
    @rb2f07 Před 2 lety +150

    1:23 "No Thanks, I'd Rather Not!" Eric, You Make My Day!! LOL

  • @Liberty4Ever
    @Liberty4Ever Před 6 měsíci +13

    This reminds me of the time Eric put a bow in his hair so he could use the much nicer girl's bathroom, principal Victoria tried explaining to Eric that he's a boy and he needs to use the boy's bathroom, and Mr. Garrison wisely advised principal Victoria that she needs to let Eric win this one. Without even knowing the rules of the game, this savvy eight year old is 20 moves ahead of her.

  • @kevinsteel7875
    @kevinsteel7875 Před rokem +2

    Nobody remembers Nanny Jo eating her own shit in a padded cell screaming "IT'S FROM HELL! iT'S FROM HELl!:" after enduring Cartman.

  • @polaristheprotoss6
    @polaristheprotoss6 Před 2 lety +200

    I love how nanny Stella gets down to eye level, then explains that to his mom, complete defeating the purpose, and it no longer makes you look like your own his level at all, such a genius choice

  • @RoseSupreme
    @RoseSupreme Před rokem +206

    The fact that Cartman drove one so utterly mad that she ended up in a mental institute and literally ate her own shit just goes to show the unspeakable dread this kid can unleash upon you if you mess with him.

    • @8bitdragoninstall182
      @8bitdragoninstall182 Před rokem +13

      Reminds me of my autistic childhood when people used to fuck with me.

    • @loganwithlightsabers3051
      @loganwithlightsabers3051 Před rokem +3

      I remember seeing that on tv wayy back in the day then years later when the episode aired that scene was heavily censored lol you can still see the original on Max

    • @marknemeth267
      @marknemeth267 Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@mohamedzayan706I'd like to see it too. I wonder how would Vicky deal with Cartman.

    • @CyberAtlasX1
      @CyberAtlasX1 Před 11 měsíci

      @@8bitdragoninstall182 I think you got autism mistaken for narcissism.

    • @marknemeth267
      @marknemeth267 Před 11 měsíci +2

      But I think Vicky can beat him, after all, almost everyone was afraid of her in the show, she had very few challengers.

  • @brokenman58
    @brokenman58 Před 4 dny

    I love when he spits in the nannies mouth and the mom says, it's best not to get on his level....GOLD

  • @britneyfanboy4835
    @britneyfanboy4835 Před 22 dny +2

    The vulture lady at the nanny office 😂

  • @hilljackzack7284
    @hilljackzack7284 Před 2 lety +261

    The nanny getting owned by Eric at the end was amazing.

    • @DonSucksTho98
      @DonSucksTho98 Před 2 lety +8

      That's because he "broke the system"

    • @johannr2658
      @johannr2658 Před rokem +4

      FAX BRO! FAX!!!

    • @jakealter5504
      @jakealter5504 Před rokem +10

      She got off easy compared to what cart man did to super nanny

  • @robbieking4070
    @robbieking4070 Před 2 lety +188

    0:19 A Skeksis?! If they drank Cartman’s essence they’d die of heart disease.

    • @mcmayo7870
      @mcmayo7870 Před 2 lety +4

      Perfect

    • @MameCheese
      @MameCheese Před 3 měsíci +2

      Oh my god someone gets the reference I love the dark crystal

    • @L1GHTN1NG956
      @L1GHTN1NG956 Před 5 dny

      I bet that would calm down Eric 😂😂

  • @malytimmy
    @malytimmy Před rokem +11

    1:36 if u gonna set display to 7.0x u will see xbox 360 reference

  • @ii8239
    @ii8239 Před 11 měsíci +1

    The smartest decision that nanny made in those few minutes was backing up, and walking away slowly

  • @tommyroberts4577
    @tommyroberts4577 Před 2 lety +45

    1:48 picked cartman up like he was nothing

  • @TheDUDERulez1
    @TheDUDERulez1 Před 2 lety +69

    2:00 ...wish I thought of that as a kid.

    • @thatoneperson0808
      @thatoneperson0808 Před rokem +11

      He is a god amongst kids he got down from ... the stooolll

    • @vukvuk2882
      @vukvuk2882 Před rokem +4

      @@thatoneperson0808 Litearly

  • @bronotfound
    @bronotfound Před 11 měsíci +1

    The fact I have to watch subway surfers to even enjoy this says a lot.

  • @paintitblack9712
    @paintitblack9712 Před 2 lety +86

    "Always the moms maid,never the mom" 🤣 cartmen is a beast

  • @greedythegoon8607
    @greedythegoon8607 Před 2 lety +143

    I just wanna say that Matt and Trey are comedic geniuses and that South Park will always be relevant to me for as long as I live.

  • @user-dn1gz7qu9w
    @user-dn1gz7qu9w Před 11 měsíci +1

    Cartman: your sterile, is that it?
    😂😂😂

  • @thesuperiorkitten
    @thesuperiorkitten Před 3 měsíci +5

    1:54 that’s actually a good point what exactly keeps them on the stool?

  • @xFCold
    @xFCold Před 2 lety +91

    'Killer I'm gunna be on tv now' always get me 😂😂😂

  • @j.jbinks9669
    @j.jbinks9669 Před rokem +55

    I love how he keeps eye contact for almost the whole time while destroying her, only briefly breaking it to acknowledge his mother.

  • @RealityCheck6969
    @RealityCheck6969 Před 23 dny +2

    Cartman was just honest. It’s not his fault that the truth hurts… 😅

  • @dianachin4849
    @dianachin4849 Před 9 měsíci +3

    I love when Cartman's friends want nothing to do with him. Craig also put him in his place 😄😄😄

  • @precursors
    @precursors Před 2 lety +46

    3:03 The TV is a FONY 😂😂😂😭