Kyle's cousin Kyle

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  • @comradecommie7144
    @comradecommie7144 Před 4 lety +38062

    Cartman's little "Oh man..." When he suddenly realized how challenging the deal was going to be is just golden

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 Před 4 lety +394

      Made In China He was having so much trouble!!!! Lol

    • @Sweetherbicetea
      @Sweetherbicetea Před 4 lety +571

      No. Cartman spent more money on the jacket, realized he got ripped off.

    • @stargamer7576
      @stargamer7576 Před 4 lety +85

      Made In China you mean Goldstein

    • @alexcardenas9639
      @alexcardenas9639 Před 4 lety +123

      Ommmm g "maybe he should get sent to a concentration camp. Dam it dammit dammit "😂😂

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Před 4 lety +53

      Nothing is ever free. Kyle's cousin can tell you all about it.

  • @cart.l
    @cart.l Před 4 lety +7338

    “You started at $40? You could have done like $12.50!”

  • @thenotoriousgigachad3455
    @thenotoriousgigachad3455 Před rokem +1322

    “I hope one day to be an investment banker”
    Honestly Cartman deserved to get the $40 just for holding back on that one alone

    • @glowingsunrise1030
      @glowingsunrise1030 Před rokem +11

      But Kyle failed his challenge in my mind to not be such a left handed Charlotte.

    • @user-mg7wh8zq6v
      @user-mg7wh8zq6v Před 2 měsíci +20

      what does investment banker have to do with being jewish

    • @schoolspirit2751
      @schoolspirit2751 Před 2 měsíci

      @@user-mg7wh8zq6vit’s in the name

    • @Furska.
      @Furska. Před 2 měsíci

      ​​@@user-mg7wh8zq6vits a jewish stereotype that they are very successful as merchants or anything with money

    • @eestwah7147
      @eestwah7147 Před 2 měsíci +9

      Bro I recon he deserves $40 just for lasting the bus ride to school

  • @brianbridges8124
    @brianbridges8124 Před 9 měsíci +785

    i just realized the comedic irony of someone whos constantly complaining and worried about their health ....who also happens to be extremely durable and keep re-appearing no matter how many times they try to get rid of him.... brilliant.

    • @yuichikita6018
      @yuichikita6018 Před 2 měsíci +19

      They have to be in tip toe shape for when they end up in a dangerous situation.

    • @iluvchess14736
      @iluvchess14736 Před 27 dny +1

      Kenny is dying of laughter somewhere as he reads this

  • @bellasiffel
    @bellasiffel Před 4 lety +9029

    *"What's that thing?"*
    The way he said that so naturally

  • @117kazekage
    @117kazekage Před 4 lety +15273

    It’s kinda funny how the most stereotypical Jew cries out Jesus when he’s shocked/scared

    • @m1ckyg21
      @m1ckyg21 Před 4 lety +951

      considering jesus was jewish...

    • @Owliare
      @Owliare Před 4 lety +70

      Yeah it’s pretty damn funny when ya think about it. :)

    • @anonymousbloke1
      @anonymousbloke1 Před 4 lety +345

      @@m1ckyg21 Jesus was a semite ethnically but you can't really consider him to be judaic (member of the jewish faith)

    • @m1ckyg21
      @m1ckyg21 Před 4 lety +70

      @@anonymousbloke1 was martin luther a member of the christian faith?

    • @anonymousbloke1
      @anonymousbloke1 Před 4 lety +74

      @@m1ckyg21 no idea. He was a 20th century black. He coulda been whatever

  • @EdginLegend
    @EdginLegend Před rokem +1458

    I love how Stan just automatically helps Kyle tape cousin Kyle into the box for the airplane so nonchalantly

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 Před 10 měsíci +56

      Ride or die for life, that's true best friendship right there

    • @jjharson7344
      @jjharson7344 Před 4 měsíci +19

      never question your best friend when he needs your help, part of the bro code...

  • @SUB-IN-SUPER
    @SUB-IN-SUPER Před 10 měsíci +381

    "What's that thing?"
    "That's my cousin."
    I've laughed too many times at that.

  • @owensanfordstuff
    @owensanfordstuff Před 4 lety +13862

    First thing cartman says is "what is that thing?"😂😂😂

  • @LePLusCoolDesCools
    @LePLusCoolDesCools Před 3 lety +21700

    I love how hard Cartman actually tried. He was genuinely frustrated when he failed to hold back XD

    • @m1k3l1f3
      @m1k3l1f3 Před 2 lety +810

      He really needed the 40 dollars

    • @messagefamilystyled1101
      @messagefamilystyled1101 Před 2 lety +910

      I love how his cousin was disappointed that Kyle started at 40$ instead of lowballing cartman at 12.50

    • @quackman
      @quackman Před 2 lety +158

      that was a lot of money to a kid that age, esp back then!

    • @MMALineMover
      @MMALineMover Před 2 lety +162

      I love how Kyle's mom calls him Kyle 2 even when his cousins not in the room

    • @jerrygarry802
      @jerrygarry802 Před 2 lety +15

      Was he? Was he.... freaking daywalker

  • @dogemaster9676
    @dogemaster9676 Před 5 měsíci +160

    i love how cartman says “what’s that thing?” gold

  • @bonecatart
    @bonecatart Před rokem +423

    I love how at 4:20 , Stan immediately disappears when Kyle enters. I know it’s just because of the editing on this video but it makes it look like Stan hates Kyle so much he teleported away

  • @chrisgreig98
    @chrisgreig98 Před 3 lety +6405

    "Oh, and I hope one day to become an investment banker"
    *"Must fight it... Need. 40. Dollars"*

  • @user-ml6nz2tu9o
    @user-ml6nz2tu9o Před 4 lety +6716

    "I can see you're clearly a relative of my good friend Kyle here" LMFAO I'm dying.

    • @wilabanodeniro9780
      @wilabanodeniro9780 Před 4 lety +27

      “LMAO I’m dying”

    • @bigdoinks5884
      @bigdoinks5884 Před 4 lety +8

      poppin yo asses with clips of family guy funny moments!

    • @lonzobull684
      @lonzobull684 Před 4 lety +8

      Had me too 😂😂😂💀

    • @fabiana7157
      @fabiana7157 Před 4 lety +10

      I wish I could hear Cartman's reply to what he said tho 😂
      I mean, what he would have REALLY wanted to say

    • @TheLastMillennials
      @TheLastMillennials Před 2 lety +3

      0:07 how everyone felt when we thought covid restrictions were over

  • @thatdude27
    @thatdude27 Před 6 měsíci +175

    “can you put my stupid glasses on the nightstand” 😂😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Susie_86
    @Susie_86 Před 2 měsíci +82

    It's the heavy mouth breathing for me 😂

  • @Joshua-dg4ek
    @Joshua-dg4ek Před 4 lety +19037

    I love how even when Kyle 2 and his mom are alone, she still calls him Kyle 2 😂

    • @michaelgualtieri651
      @michaelgualtieri651 Před 4 lety +835

      Still calling him Kyle 2, kinda proves she loves her nephew more than her son.
      Also, she could've just called one Kai. LmAo

    • @BibyJoseph-rt7rx
      @BibyJoseph-rt7rx Před 4 lety +35

      @@michaelgualtieri651 but isn't that his name... I mean what else do you expect her to call him

    • @michaelgualtieri651
      @michaelgualtieri651 Před 4 lety +278

      @@BibyJoseph-rt7rx She could've called her nephew Kyle 2 instead. Or maybe just call either of them Kai as in a nickname so it's less insulting.

    • @MizantropMan
      @MizantropMan Před 4 lety +43

      You gotta be consistent.

    • @bethanydavis9023
      @bethanydavis9023 Před 4 lety +159

      Just call one by a nickname, middle name, or last name. The mother is very insultive

  • @ADHD_God5489
    @ADHD_God5489 Před 4 lety +4908

    *”G W A S S E S .”*

    • @benpalma8322
      @benpalma8322 Před 4 lety +62

      and put them on the night stend

    • @kidanime2540
      @kidanime2540 Před 4 lety +30

      Ill tell aunt shiela about you
      *Aunt shieeeeelaaaaa!!!*

    • @kidanime2540
      @kidanime2540 Před 4 lety +4

      Ill tell aunt shiela about you
      *Aunt shieeeeelaaaaa!!!*

    • @anom3778
      @anom3778 Před 4 lety +9

      Did he say stupid glasses? Lol..

    • @christiananderson4909
      @christiananderson4909 Před 4 lety +13

      I'm sorry, but I think you mean "glashess."

  • @Saboo27
    @Saboo27 Před 10 měsíci +82

    My friends and I always use the famous "Im baaaaack" and it makes it even funnier hearing the real one again

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles Před 10 měsíci +188

    My favorite part of this episode is the ending. Other Kyle seems like he’s totally oblivious to what the other kids are doing the whole episode, but then he drops the hammer that he’s totally aware they were douchebags the moment they think they can exploit him for money. He was just being polite and non confrontational all those other times.

  • @nebroc12
    @nebroc12 Před 3 lety +3743

    "Kyle, this is Cartman. He's my sort-of friend-ish."

  • @m4gn3tic82
    @m4gn3tic82 Před 4 lety +5549

    Eric: MAYBE WE’LL HAVE TO SEND HIM TO C O N C E N T R A T I O N C A M P

  • @FancyyGT
    @FancyyGT Před 3 měsíci +43

    1:40 “what’s that thing?” 😂 got me dying

  • @jonbaxter2254
    @jonbaxter2254 Před 8 měsíci +53

    I love how Kyle straight up knows Cartman will try, so pays him off almost immediately.

  • @waluigicultmember2539
    @waluigicultmember2539 Před 4 lety +6340

    "I'M BAAAEEEEK"
    *stan teleports out of existence*

  • @freebird264
    @freebird264 Před 2 lety +8853

    "I hope one day to be an investment banker."
    Cartman: *nearly suffers a cardiac arrest*

    • @arson2522
      @arson2522 Před 2 lety +286

      suffers from a cartman arrest

    • @bananateeth1733
      @bananateeth1733 Před 2 lety +52

      @@arson2522 i found this so much funnier than i should’ve

    • @meyr1992
      @meyr1992 Před rokem +10

      I dont understand how is that a jewish stereotype

    • @Dave-cw2mj
      @Dave-cw2mj Před rokem

      @@meyr1992 basically, in the middle ages Jews were legally restricted to occupations usually barred to Christians and thus many went into money-lending. This led to, through the Middle Ages and the Renaissance, the association of Jews with greedy practices. Wikipedia has an entire page about jewish stereotypes and their origins, if you're curious.

    • @IvnValmont
      @IvnValmont Před rokem +3

      😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @PrinceRiot
    @PrinceRiot Před 2 měsíci +22

    Sheila calling her own son Kyle 2 even when his cousin is out of the room is so fucking funny, gets me every time

  • @erenjaeger6125
    @erenjaeger6125 Před rokem +442

    I have virtually every single medical issue that Cousin Kyle has, and this episode had me and my family CRYING LAUGHING. Every two minutes I was like “THAT’S ME!!!!” So damn funny 😂

    • @att2075
      @att2075 Před 11 měsíci +37

      Jew

    • @punchthecake82
      @punchthecake82 Před 10 měsíci

      Atleast youre not jewish😂😂 or like money 😂😂 like 100 times worse

    • @keeno1839
      @keeno1839 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Wym every single medical issue

    • @nuntet7170
      @nuntet7170 Před 10 měsíci

      Lmbo!

    • @erenjaeger6125
      @erenjaeger6125 Před 10 měsíci

      @@keeno1839 Allergies, asthma, etc.

  • @kylejonas3875
    @kylejonas3875 Před 4 lety +5186

    I like that Kyle 2 sleeps with his hat

    • @johnny44937
      @johnny44937 Před 4 lety +36

      I do that too

    • @bright-_
      @bright-_ Před 4 lety +787

      I like that Kyle 3 pointed that out

    • @darkram3081
      @darkram3081 Před 4 lety +52

      He got an afro bro what u expect

    • @trashstarr
      @trashstarr Před 4 lety +32

      @@bright-_ nice one

    • @kzoo8268
      @kzoo8268 Před 4 lety +51

      At least he doesn’t shower with it *looks at Stan*

  • @funghxul8144
    @funghxul8144 Před 3 lety +4797

    “I hope he doesn’t suffocate.”
    “He’s fiiiiiiiiiiinnneeeeee.”

  • @ItsTimeMichael
    @ItsTimeMichael Před 10 měsíci +26

    They got this character right down to the adenoidal breathing...🤣

  • @SentientIrisu
    @SentientIrisu Před 9 měsíci +18

    Most relatable character as someone with multiple ailments, lmao.

  • @AppleOfThineEye
    @AppleOfThineEye Před 2 lety +10459

    The energy of Cartman's "Oh my God. I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna make it!" is pure gold.

    • @EnglishTimewithMrChris
      @EnglishTimewithMrChris Před 2 lety +104

      The quick cut to Cartman when she says "concentration" is great too. They didn't need to have the teacher saying that word over and over again to hint at the joke they were setting up since they had already done most of the build up with other jokes so the punchline lands even better. Cartman was already almost at his limit and then she said the keyword and so once she said it again it was all over for Cartman getting $40.

    • @TheLastMillennials
      @TheLastMillennials Před 2 lety +16

      0:07 how everyone felt when we thought covid restrictions were over

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye Před 2 lety +19

      @@TheLastMillennials Quit piggy-backing off my comment and make your own.

    • @TheLastMillennials
      @TheLastMillennials Před 2 lety +3

      @@AppleOfThineEye how old are you?

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye Před 2 lety +11

      @@TheLastMillennials Twenty.
      Is this really your approach? "I'm older than you therefore I'm superior"?

  • @Bunchun
    @Bunchun Před 4 lety +4048

    That quality is crystal, thank you.

    • @thatoneguy779
      @thatoneguy779 Před 4 lety +55

      I think it's from the blu ray discs

    • @poto1418
      @poto1418 Před 4 lety +20

      You can watch all the episodes on the official webside with this same quality, it's great.

    • @coyotecodey1160
      @coyotecodey1160 Před 4 lety +1

      No captions

    • @rylee3412
      @rylee3412 Před 4 lety

      Avocado really that’s cool it seems like Hulu’s quality isn’t even this good in these early seasons wasn’t this like season 4 ?

    • @hyundaii_sonata
      @hyundaii_sonata Před 3 lety

      Nice profile pic❣️

  • @Bneby
    @Bneby Před 6 měsíci +27

    1:40 “what’s that thing?”💀

  • @nick56677
    @nick56677 Před 6 měsíci +21

    At 2:48 its hilarious seeing Kyle staring over at Cartman hoping he doesnt break 😂

  • @paulv5260
    @paulv5260 Před 4 lety +3746

    "..Maybe we'll have to send him to concentration camp.." - Cartman

    • @ieshapadgett3389
      @ieshapadgett3389 Před 4 lety +99

      CARTMAN! 😠

    • @josephmarrison4606
      @josephmarrison4606 Před 4 lety +163

      I feel so bad for laughing at that.

    • @zomboss9242
      @zomboss9242 Před 4 lety +40

      *Cuts to playground scene*

    • @sultanzod6720
      @sultanzod6720 Před 4 lety +78

      "Aw damnit damnit damnit!!"

    • @Russell3267
      @Russell3267 Před 4 lety +14

      @@josephmarrison4606 I don't, I laugh at the fatalities from Coronavirus, oh and natural disasters. Yea, I'm an asshole.

  • @thedukeofchutney468
    @thedukeofchutney468 Před 3 lety +18763

    “I mean I’m a Jew and he’s making me hate Jews!”
    “A self hating Jew? Dude you’re already a stereotype!”
    This gets me every time. 😂

    • @shiriguessman5157
      @shiriguessman5157 Před 3 lety +223

      Well Jews and Christian Jews are different and I’m a Christian jew

    • @thedukeofchutney468
      @thedukeofchutney468 Před 3 lety +98

      Shiri Guessman Very true. However, I’m just a gentile Christian.

    • @goldenmemes51
      @goldenmemes51 Před 3 lety +40

      Shiri Guessman
      No you’re a Hindu converted Christian for money

    • @thedukeofchutney468
      @thedukeofchutney468 Před 3 lety +49

      Golden Memes What does Hinduism have to do with anything?

    • @goldenmemes51
      @goldenmemes51 Před 3 lety +12

      Isaiah Stoy you won’t get it you’re
      American white or black , leave this to the Indians to talk about

  • @dan240393
    @dan240393 Před 4 měsíci +12

    He looks like someone combined Elton John and Austin Powers... in a hadron collider.

  • @Bwess2023
    @Bwess2023 Před rokem +86

    The toenail clipper had my dying 😭 🤣🤣

  • @Acapuculco
    @Acapuculco Před 4 lety +4187

    - “I hope one day I’ll be a investment banker”
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ksksksksksks8064
      @ksksksksksks8064 Před 4 lety +70

      Finally somebody understand this😂

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 Před 4 lety +14

      Zero_ el_Kero One should 🏦 on it eventually someone would get it.

    • @19martincito73
      @19martincito73 Před 4 lety +7

      Finally someone gets it!

    • @personalejcr
      @personalejcr Před 4 lety +53

      The memes write themselves, Cartman was holding back so bad

    • @rif42
      @rif42 Před 4 lety +12

      I thought Kyle1 would one day want to take over his dad's, Mort, pharmacy in Quahog in Rhode Island. ;-)

  • @robertsedler4422
    @robertsedler4422 Před 3 lety +8318

    Calls her own child "2".
    That's just wrong.

    • @JoshChristiane
      @JoshChristiane Před 3 lety +399

      When my mom had guests over if their son was named Josh she'd call us Josh 1 and Josh 2. Also in school my teachers did the same. It never bothered me at all, it's all in good humour.

    • @PaladinMika
      @PaladinMika Před 3 lety +328

      it's South Park, wrong is right here

    • @SomeCraftive-Art
      @SomeCraftive-Art Před 3 lety +45

      @Buddyboy9000 sdf yeah but calling someone second you always known with the same first name than one you just known with first same name is just kind of wrong if you think about it more...

    • @daniloroksa3766
      @daniloroksa3766 Před 3 lety +7

      I know

    • @vfrostbane225
      @vfrostbane225 Před 3 lety +10

      @Buddyboy9000 sdf not a chance. Those close to you come first

  • @graceherbert-db2es
    @graceherbert-db2es Před rokem +22

    I love how Kyle called his glasses his "stupid glasses"

  • @Legba85
    @Legba85 Před 11 měsíci +55

    Kid has more health problems than any character and Kyle returns like he’s immortal. 😂😂😂

  • @p6rksodaa
    @p6rksodaa Před 4 lety +5818

    “Hey dude”
    “ *w h a t s t h a t t h i n g* “

    • @GameZar13106
      @GameZar13106 Před 3 lety +77

      Cartman I need to talk to you

    • @GameZar13106
      @GameZar13106 Před 3 lety +72

      Cartman I'm gonna to make you a deal that there is my cousin from the East coast he's having a really hard time so I'm going to offer you $40 not to rip on him

    • @thebirb6747
      @thebirb6747 Před 3 lety +58

      Anime Drip “it’s gonna be tough.. but I’ll give it a shot”

    • @sonnyfox60
      @sonnyfox60 Před 3 lety +43

      Alright, Kyle this is cartman he’s my sort of friend ish

    • @AtMr8MinutesIsReal
      @AtMr8MinutesIsReal Před 3 lety +49

      Ooh nice to meet you cartman y-you know I saw that same jacket you’re wearing at bostcos for $29.95, how much was yours I-I was just wondering if bostcos is a rip-off

  • @TheCrippledEgg
    @TheCrippledEgg Před 4 lety +3896

    Kyle is usually the moral compass, but here he's just as shady and opportunistic as Cartman.

  • @JDPower-mk3xe
    @JDPower-mk3xe Před 15 dny +3

    One of my old friends could perfectly mimick Kyle’s cousin’s voice. It was equally startling and hilarious

  • @danielmedina4276
    @danielmedina4276 Před 4 lety +3023

    He actually called his own glasses stupid. I wasn’t expecting that 😅

    • @thekittehawk6993
      @thekittehawk6993 Před 4 lety +14

      Daniel Medina glasses aren’t cool

    • @danielmedina4276
      @danielmedina4276 Před 4 lety +18

      Thekittehawk Some people can make it cool. Like The Director from Red vs Blue.

    • @yellya
      @yellya Před 4 lety +6

      Thekittehawk way to compliment me =(

    • @joystick396
      @joystick396 Před 4 lety +81

      Glasses really aren’t cool that’s why I stopped wearing mine, blurry vision is the new fad

    • @definetelynotmax
      @definetelynotmax Před 4 lety +2

      @@joystick396 thanks bro

  • @HaIsKuL
    @HaIsKuL Před 3 lety +5399

    For an allergy-ridden asthmatic four-eyes weasel, Kyle is really strong surviving through all that.

  • @timmyflipz
    @timmyflipz Před 6 měsíci +13

    I love the little subtleties that South Park always adds to their episodes, like how Kyle’s mom still calls her own son “Kyle 2” even when no one is around hahahah

  • @platoriamS
    @platoriamS Před rokem +12

    The loud mouth breathing is just perfect

  • @ArunaUtd
    @ArunaUtd Před 4 lety +14995

    *I'M* *BEEEEECCCCCKKK*

    • @Hysteria98
      @Hysteria98 Před 4 lety +320

      I have honestly been using this for so many years as part of my daily vocabulary and forgotten where it came from until i saw this again.

    • @johnny44937
      @johnny44937 Před 4 lety +47

      We need him back in south park

    • @johnny44937
      @johnny44937 Před 4 lety +14

      @Eric Cartman :(

    • @lachyrussell6895
      @lachyrussell6895 Před 4 lety +12

      His feene

    • @justincastillo4739
      @justincastillo4739 Před 4 lety +86

      Joey's WORLD TOUR

  • @cnote2458
    @cnote2458 Před 2 lety +10354

    I love how Sheila acts more nicer to her nephew then her actual son. Just like my childhood when my parents were lol.

    • @TheLastMillennials
      @TheLastMillennials Před 2 lety +148

      0:07 how everyone felt when we thought covid restrictions were over

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye Před 2 lety +85

      @@TheLastMillennials Okay zoomer

    • @TheLastMillennials
      @TheLastMillennials Před 2 lety +20

      @@AppleOfThineEye zoomer fortniters

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye Před 2 lety +32

      @@TheLastMillennials You were born in a year that makes you a zoomer.
      Embrace your zoomerism.

    • @TheLastMillennials
      @TheLastMillennials Před 2 lety +56

      @@AppleOfThineEye Someone born in 2001-2002 are developing into adults surrounded by both the help, expertise and pressures of social media, the internet and advanced technology. The younger millennials were arguably the last generation to have an internet-free childhood. Real millennial definition. Generation Y/Millennials, the generation born in the 1980s and 1990s, comprising primarily the children of the baby boomers and typically perceived as increasingly familiar with digital and electronic technology. Generation Z/Zoomers the generation born in the 2000s and 2010s, comprising primarily the children of the Gen X'ers and typically been raised with screens, smartphones and are the most tech savvy, very much influenced by vloggers and internet celebs. If you're born after the 1900s then you're Gen Z. Gen Z or zoomers remember covid-19 which is part of gen z like 9/11 and it's aftermath with millennials and Gen Z are born after the 1900s and someone who's born in 1900s can't be Gen Z never. Gen Z don't remember 90s or early 2000s they have no clue about 9/11 like steve blue clues and gen z wasn't alive for Bill Clinton. Gen Z culture is different from millennial culture like Gen Z humor or zoomer fortnite internet. Gen Z 2000-2015 or 2001-2016 Z alpha 2015-2018 or 2016-2019 Born after the year 2000 is considered part of iGeneration (aka Generation Z/FORTNITE KIDS). It is so-called due to the technology that existed during the time of their births: iPhone, iPod, iPad, iTunes, Wii, etc, and the way that they are used: individualized. Zoomers! tiktokers, QuaranTEENs, Omegle kids, fortnite kids, tide pod babies, jake paulers, logan paul kids and streamer twitch kids are those born between 2001-2009 and beyond. They all grew up on the same stuff. If you want more facts check my playlists

  • @killersharkgamingyt3746
    @killersharkgamingyt3746 Před 10 měsíci +15

    1:40 “what’s that thing” got me on the floor

  • @MLPAbraxas1
    @MLPAbraxas1 Před 8 měsíci +7

    I love how Kyle 1 wasn't mad about bribing Cartman but disappointed in him that he would've given him too much money lmaoooo

  • @starlined2351
    @starlined2351 Před 3 lety +4397

    1:40 “What’s that thing” took me out 😭

  • @Mettalus
    @Mettalus Před 3 lety +5488

    "I-I really think you coulda done it for about 12.50."
    "What?"
    "Wh- I mean you didn't just start at 40, did you? You gotta lowball these things so you got a place to go."
    lmao

  • @user-fe6qq4vz8g
    @user-fe6qq4vz8g Před 9 měsíci +17

    Still one of the funniest episodes of the whole show to this day

  • @maybe3xcesive742
    @maybe3xcesive742 Před 4 lety +2007

    4:49
    “Kyle 2, where’s Kyle??”
    *teleports back to the kitchen*
    “It’s possible he went back to Connecticut”
    “WHAT!?!?”

  • @JoeSebGriff
    @JoeSebGriff Před 4 lety +1290

    "A self hating Jew, you are becoming a stereotype."
    The struggle is real... :(

    • @younot6921
      @younot6921 Před 4 lety +3

      Why do Jews hate themselves?

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 Před 4 lety +6

      You got Bill Cosby'd Look at Cousin Kyle, he fits every stereotype and South Park’s Kyle worries after he made a good name for Jews this stereotype is gonna ruin it. Stereotypes include the financial trade, being very liberal in beliefs, certain dietary needs, complaining, and more.
      Younger Asians HATE older generations since they slurp their food (culturally correct...IN THE OLD COUNTRY), seem to have a ton of cameras, love tiny things, all fans of anime, all parents are (believed) to be tiger moms.
      Same reason any group hates stereotypes. Not every stereotype is “bad”, but it leads to bad things. What is with an Asian man terrible with math? You mean just because he is Asian he has to be good? Not every Italian kid can cook a ton of Italian food and father’s not connected to the mafia, nor every Irish kid has a drunken father, etc.

    • @StandWatie1862
      @StandWatie1862 Před 4 lety +11

      @@mantidream8179 Yeah and they have an apartheid state and get to spy on America with no consequence

    • @johnsullivan186
      @johnsullivan186 Před 4 lety +2

      Dillon B. We don’t have a lot of days...because of Jews wtf

    • @GeoffreyBronson
      @GeoffreyBronson Před 4 lety +1

      ​@@younot6921 Your people being expelled from 110 countries can't be good for your self esteem.

  • @hlebushek_mogus
    @hlebushek_mogus Před 2 měsíci +4

    "He's fine"
    Cartman's most famous words

  • @aa-ze5cz
    @aa-ze5cz Před měsícem +3

    "Maybe we'll have to send him to concentration camp."
    BRUH... .🤣🤣🤣

  • @worldofhazuli5403
    @worldofhazuli5403 Před 3 lety +2924

    Kyle: I hope he doesn’t die!
    Cartman: *he’s fffffiiIIINNEEEE!*

  • @crazypancakes7781
    @crazypancakes7781 Před 3 lety +1642

    Every time he breathes loudly with his mouth open, it just gets me so much.

    • @robertgray1811
      @robertgray1811 Před 2 lety +27

      *intense breathing*

    • @MS-sv1tr
      @MS-sv1tr Před 2 lety +64

      It makes me feel a kind of anger I've worked hard to suppress for years, and I resent him for that

    • @Obipolt
      @Obipolt Před 2 lety +4

      Damn u like it

    • @TheLastMillennials
      @TheLastMillennials Před 2 lety

      0:07 how everyone felt when we thought covid restrictions were over

  • @thepackingpacjack7767
    @thepackingpacjack7767 Před rokem +6

    I like to imagine that Cousin Kyle gets older, he becomes an absolute GigaChad with the exact same voice

  • @jakeh6980
    @jakeh6980 Před 5 měsíci +13

    “It gives me giiiis” lol

  • @cheemythedrunkmonke
    @cheemythedrunkmonke Před 3 lety +2593

    “I hope one day to be an investment banker”
    He’s more Jewish than green hat Kyle

    • @theinternet6981
      @theinternet6981 Před 3 lety +43

      Thats the joke

    • @HumanB312
      @HumanB312 Před 3 lety +19

      Kyle 2

    • @Tannerj50
      @Tannerj50 Před 3 lety +9

      @@cheemythedrunkmonke jewish isnt a race, Judaism is a religion, it isn't racial , but rather anti semetic !

    • @cheemythedrunkmonke
      @cheemythedrunkmonke Před 3 lety +2

      @@Tannerj50 ok

    • @DarrylErickson
      @DarrylErickson Před 3 lety

      @@cheemythedrunkmonke what u talking about no one said anything

  • @EMMoney8806
    @EMMoney8806 Před 4 lety +1628

    "I got dragged for over 100 miles before the bus finally stopped for ges!" Lol HAHAHAHAHA

    • @PolishGuy
      @PolishGuy Před 4 lety +1

      EMMoney8806 he said that and iä heard it damn

    • @wilykat
      @wilykat Před 4 lety +2

      I'm surprised that he was able to survive and make it back to Kyle's house mangled up to tell his ordeal. Lol

    • @ihavenoidea4727
      @ihavenoidea4727 Před 3 lety

      @@wilykat p sure it was a reference to something else, lol. At least the comment is I playing th at

  • @DOA-321
    @DOA-321 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Kyle sounds like a NYC jew ...Aunt Sheila sounds like the Yentas in my apartment complex..love the accent...make me laff so hard it makes me need da baffroom😅

  • @daninoob007
    @daninoob007 Před rokem +7

    I love that kyle (cousin) asked for fish in the dinner because he couldn't eat meat, and the fish later made him want go to the bathroom.

  • @W0LFB3AT5
    @W0LFB3AT5 Před 3 lety +2425

    The way he says, “...it gives me gaais.” Had me rolling. 😆

  • @labrat7382
    @labrat7382 Před 4 lety +1607

    Imagine being so unbearable that a bear brought you home.

  • @nugsymalone1247
    @nugsymalone1247 Před rokem +4

    Just the kids open mouth has me cracking up, so well done

  • @Special_kid1
    @Special_kid1 Před rokem +3

    “ i grew up in the shitty”😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Pfsif
    @Pfsif Před 4 lety +2771

    Investment Banker! Come on, it writes itself.

    • @simpsbelongtothegulags3702
      @simpsbelongtothegulags3702 Před 4 lety +90

      Its in the blood

    • @scalemaster170
      @scalemaster170 Před 4 lety +26

      Rothschild

    • @Eetu.R
      @Eetu.R Před 4 lety +7

      @@user-me7mm7gr1p oh man i absolutely love the way you think

    • @billyrj973
      @billyrj973 Před 4 lety +16

      Iskalder Hollywood director involved in white shaming movies, founder of a pro immigration/ refugee association (to Europe and U.S. (but not Israel🇮🇱))

    • @ShawnFX
      @ShawnFX Před 4 lety +6

      @@scalemaster170 ayee im happy other people know about those inbred scumbags Rothschild family

  • @Kronwalled55270
    @Kronwalled55270 Před 3 lety +7644

    I've never hated anyone more than Kyle's mom

    • @daniellion5291
      @daniellion5291 Před 3 lety +1312

      Have i got a song for you

    • @joeythegent3888
      @joeythegent3888 Před 3 lety +40

      Lol the same

    • @ol4037
      @ol4037 Před 3 lety +530

      Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllll

    • @0blivionvoid139
      @0blivionvoid139 Před 3 lety +316

      I dont understand, they never showed Kyle's mom. Now Kyle 2's is a real bitch XD

    • @joeythegent3888
      @joeythegent3888 Před 3 lety +24

      @@0blivionvoid139 lol heeez baaaeeekkkkk

  • @ChrisAI9
    @ChrisAI9 Před rokem +9

    It’s a miracle Cartman even lasted that long

  • @adrianquinonez5571
    @adrianquinonez5571 Před rokem +8

    The breathing gets me every time

    • @glowingsunrise1030
      @glowingsunrise1030 Před rokem +1

      "Can you take my stupid glasses and put them on the nightstand?"

  • @papiluke1454
    @papiluke1454 Před 4 lety +1515

    “We might have to send him to concentration camp” 😭

    • @abhaykota4440
      @abhaykota4440 Před 4 lety +56

      Papi Luke damn it damn it DAMN IT 😂🤣

    • @crazilynoobz
      @crazilynoobz Před 4 lety +11

      @@abhaykota4440 CARTMAN!!

    • @binnacle3842
      @binnacle3842 Před 4 lety +6

      **Music plays** You need to learn how to play some sports Kyle.

    • @hamidsoltanpor9630
      @hamidsoltanpor9630 Před 3 lety +3

      Binnacle so we’re gonna start with a tough one called ... CATCH THE BALL 🏈

    • @ELECTRICxCLAM
      @ELECTRICxCLAM Před 3 lety +4

      @@hamidsoltanpor9630 I throw the football to you, and you throw it back to me

  • @henrynelson9301
    @henrynelson9301 Před 4 lety +728

    I love how a lot of South Park is about how we can’t escape our stereotypes.

  • @williampulfer-melville8536

    Must be bloody annoying when your aunt and uncle name your cousin the same name that you have

  • @zachfine3949
    @zachfine3949 Před rokem +5

    The fact that the stereotype is literally true is mind boggling 😂

  • @caleb1413
    @caleb1413 Před 3 lety +4953

    I have Jewish extended family from Connecticut, and i love Kyle’s cousin because, to be perfectly honest, his characterization is actually super accurate. I literally can think of three relatives just off the top of my head who are just like him.

    • @cassidy7684
      @cassidy7684 Před 3 lety +79

      lmfaoo me too

    • @naser1109
      @naser1109 Před 2 lety +306

      I notice the accent is also accurate. Many Jews do speak English like that

    • @mstr293
      @mstr293 Před 2 lety +118

      Goldberg... Ok, I believe you!

    • @music79075
      @music79075 Před 2 lety +52

      I am so sorry.

    • @BungieStudios
      @BungieStudios Před 2 lety +163

      If you ever work in the entertainment industry, you're bound to run into some people like that. They're not even Jewish religiously, but they act like the stereotype so accurately. I think it's how those from the Midwest can't hear their own country accent and mannerisms either unless recorded and played back. We sound different in our own head. lol

  • @AdamBorseti
    @AdamBorseti Před 3 lety +2119

    "I tried to get him lost in the woods, but a stupid *bear* brought him back!" lol. The bear couldn't even take his shit!

    • @fefebtw6264
      @fefebtw6264 Před 3 lety +11

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 Před 3 lety +39

      im pretty sure if you were a bear; stereotypes would be the equivalent of stale, disgusting mcdonalds.

    • @edinscot56789
      @edinscot56789 Před 3 lety +6

      That's kind of disturbing when you think about it

    • @KingPiye06
      @KingPiye06 Před 2 lety +5

      Bro that's hilarious

    • @AlexanderShamov
      @AlexanderShamov Před 2 lety +7

      Absolutely unbearable

  • @joshuacook903
    @joshuacook903 Před rokem +4

    I like how Kyle sees the kid with the NY hat and jersey and is excited, then he walks away and out emerges the other Kyle and Kyle’s face appears disappointed.

  • @I.luv.my.razie_
    @I.luv.my.razie_ Před 6 měsíci +5

    Kyle’s breathing never fails to make me laugh.

  • @MrKennyBones
    @MrKennyBones Před 2 lety +3829

    Kyle 1 is one of the best side characters in South Park history. The subtleties like the accent and the breathing just makes it perfect. We all had that cousin who was annoying as shit

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Před 2 lety +74

      kyle 2 he's your responsibility

    • @MosesOfSuburbia
      @MosesOfSuburbia Před 2 lety +8

      Я такой брат

    • @ForumcoldiArchon
      @ForumcoldiArchon Před 2 lety +34

      Human kite vs human kite 2 was the best fight in fractured but whole

    • @Toosii2times
      @Toosii2times Před rokem +7

      Don’t forget the facial expressions

    • @Toosii2times
      @Toosii2times Před rokem +1

      @Jimmy Watkins yeah idk what this dude is talkin about

  • @skelebop78yearsago58
    @skelebop78yearsago58 Před 2 lety +1861

    the fact that Kyle still cares about his cousin even tho he hates him is kinda sweet.

    • @cl0v3rg4rd3n
      @cl0v3rg4rd3n Před rokem +101

      bro he taped his sled to a bus😭

    • @TheGreatMii
      @TheGreatMii Před rokem +49

      "Care"? Bruh, He wants him around for money

    • @pizza9213
      @pizza9213 Před rokem +106

      He's clearly talking about Kyle, you guys are thinking of Kyle

    • @Ojacku
      @Ojacku Před rokem +22

      Kyle really cared about kyle 2 hes really sweet

    • @THEREALSEVEN
      @THEREALSEVEN Před rokem

      Nice username, you had me confused asf for a solid 10 seconds

  • @davidmalone7069
    @davidmalone7069 Před 4 měsíci +4

    He totally seems like the guy to dig tunnels for no reason

  • @jaxx1360
    @jaxx1360 Před 9 měsíci +1

    as someone with asthma who literally has to breathe like that loudly through my mouth or it feels like I’m suffocating, I can confidently say it’s the worst thing ever, especially when everyone is staring at me like I’m a psycho.

  • @mikaelskuliatlason945
    @mikaelskuliatlason945 Před 4 lety +4538

    Cartman had the best line of all time in a TV show ever. “Maybe we’ll have to send him to concentration camp”

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 Před 4 lety +267

      Mikael Skúli Atlason I like how Cartman immediately realized it was a horrible move. One insulting line cost him $40
      However, I don’t know that I wouldn’t be able to hold back that zinger either.

    • @nilsbachellery6939
      @nilsbachellery6939 Před 3 lety +51

      I hope one day i could use this line on someone

    • @runnersdialzero1244
      @runnersdialzero1244 Před 3 lety +52

      Eh, you could see it coming a mile away the second she said the word "concentrate." I don't think the best line in the history of TV involves a predictable joke about the mass slaughter of Jewish people.

    • @nilsbachellery6939
      @nilsbachellery6939 Před 3 lety +2

      @@runnersdialzero1244 kinda right xd

    • @jk_ordeanneil3783
      @jk_ordeanneil3783 Před 3 lety +8

      And that too considering he belonged to a Jewish family. Man it’s literally considered a hate speech in America.

  • @elijahbeach3834
    @elijahbeach3834 Před 4 lety +1480

    the heavy breathing gets me every time 😂
    I didn’t know the comment was funny

  • @lilmike2710
    @lilmike2710 Před rokem +4

    I remember when this episode aired.
    With me sitting there with a big stupid grin on my face the entire time.

  • @beanie-man
    @beanie-man Před 3 lety +2449

    Cartman: "What's better then ripping on one Kyle?"
    Cartman: "Ripping on two Kyle's."

  • @johnnyk617
    @johnnyk617 Před 4 lety +1822

    Concentration is the key lol

    • @thederpydino4001
      @thederpydino4001 Před 4 lety +12

      @toyota yaris actually u could say someone in ww2 beat everyone to it

    • @johnsonsbabywipes6215
      @johnsonsbabywipes6215 Před 4 lety +2

      The Derpy Dino 2006 CARTMAN!

    • @jennifercorbett8640
      @jennifercorbett8640 Před 4 lety +3

      @@chaseshmace3922 AWW, DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!

    • @picklerapist4380
      @picklerapist4380 Před 4 lety

      Jay Bisky the key to the camp lol 🔑

    • @VixXstazosJOB
      @VixXstazosJOB Před 4 lety

      But even then... there's some things that simply break that key.
      Kyle 1 was an obliteriating force of jew annoyance XD

  • @methheadmayhemmiller8747
    @methheadmayhemmiller8747 Před 5 měsíci +5

    Cartman’s first reaction to seeing Kyle’s cousin 😂😂 “what’s that thing?” 💀

  • @lagfos1283
    @lagfos1283 Před 7 měsíci +2

    "Good job jew" Cartman is the most random and easily the funniest chracter in south park

  • @pchound5962
    @pchound5962 Před 7 měsíci +11

    Let's be honest, we've been around people like him before. Not Jewish stereotypes but just boring one-dimensional people who only complain about their medical problems. And then they use that as an advantage to make everyone feel sorry for them and give them attention. Yes they have a severe problem with their health, but you wish they'd just have a better attitude about it. And on the other hand, there are ones with severe issues who are optimistic and kind.

  • @DanknDerpyGamer
    @DanknDerpyGamer Před 3 lety +1661

    3:00 - 3:04 *“Maybe we’ll have to send him to concentration camp ... AH! Dammit, dammit, dammit!”*
    To be fair, he really did try. That outburst though. 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @katyushasnagant6124
      @katyushasnagant6124 Před 3 lety +16

      NO KITEH, THATS MEH POT PEI

    • @CoolNinja925
      @CoolNinja925 Před 3 lety +12

      "I look forward to become a financial banker" Hahaha 🤣🤣

    • @derjoghurtmitderecke
      @derjoghurtmitderecke Před 3 lety +5

      Watching this as a german feels a bit uncomfortable sometimes... 👀💦 Although I am a totally different generation.

    • @Kaijufan360
      @Kaijufan360 Před 3 lety +2

      Who do you think is cute Kyle or Kyle 2?

    • @unclequan5539
      @unclequan5539 Před 3 lety +2

      Funniest part was trying not to make an offensive joke but the Temptation was too strong to have a good laugh 😅😅😅

  • @Macar0nisalad
    @Macar0nisalad Před 2 lety +17257

    hehehehehehehehe

    • @CarbonBeast
      @CarbonBeast Před 2 lety +72

      Lol

    • @aubreynxtdoorr
      @aubreynxtdoorr Před 2 lety +438

      IT WAS SO BAD YET SO GOOD DUDE 😭

    • @MLGRDR
      @MLGRDR Před 2 lety +403

      i almost died because of that line, i was eating something spicy and that had me bust out laughing and a fucking pepper flake got lodged in my throat somewhere. still coughing rn as i type this out

    • @psycholaw4394
      @psycholaw4394 Před 2 lety +35

      Lots of Autralian would be offended by that

    • @Macar0nisalad
      @Macar0nisalad Před 2 lety +31

      @@psycholaw4394 why? I’m Jewish and we would be offended by it