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As Humanity continue to push the envelope in Space, we would eventually happen upon some portals. These portals clearly hailed from another place entirely and with the understanding they must lead somewhere, we boldly sent in a scrawny scientist from Earth, to go to Phobos. However, upon emerging on the other side it quickly became apparent, something was severely wrong. But how does this work exactly? Lets discuss that in todays episode!
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Was this even really a DOOM movie lmao: 00:00
Universal should have had its rights RAIDED After creating this ridiculous movie: 02:44
Is it better than Dooms 24th Chromosome? Surprisingly, NO: 04:23
Thanks for watching guys! I hope everyone enjoyed!: 38:30 - Krátké a kreslené filmy
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Thanks for watching guys! Hope you enjoyed!
Blink twice if RAID is keeping you hostage.
Hey, you should do the Return of the Living Dead. In the beginning, they can not be killed, but the more the movies go on, the zombies change and can die, and in the movies, they can think Also, the ones in the drums are skeletons until the drum is open, and they end up getting the skin and eye balls back. I think it would be cool to hear what you have to say
Can you do the strain
Nice
Geez 6 feet 😅
Remember, 'demon' can be an offensive term. Refer to them as 'mortally challenged.
I prefer the term ‘liberal’
They're certainly "mortally challenged" after meeting the doom slayer. As a Euphemism for dead.
That which is dead may never die.
Sry, wrong canon.
@@ArDeeMee "That which is dead eternal lie, in strange eons even death may die." HPL
SOCIAL COMENTARY!!! 😂🤣
They didn't do chimp testing, they did fish testing.
That's how we ended up with the Angler fish.
HA!!!
Just don't tell Roanoke this..
The the deep sea is just riddled with portals to Hell
@@Ni-dk7ni truer words have never been spoken sir
HaHa! Good one 😂
so THAT explains why those suckers are obnoxious in the serious sam games!
Man this is some dedication Roanoke made up a entire movie just to talk about doom. The scenes almost look real and professionally made.
😂
Almost.
Except for the part where RG apparently forgot Doomguy was a guy, but we all make mistakes. Still, shame on RG! Shame!
“UAC HR has reviewed your case and we have unanimously voted that it was completely inappropriate for you to refer to scientific research tests as *raw dogging the portal*, you have been reprimanded. Any further continued actions will result in your termination”.
RIP AND TE- oh wait wrong doom, this is the one we banished like war in Ba Sing Se
What war in Ba Sing Se
There is no war in ba sing se 😊@@michaela8676
There is no war in Ba Sing Se.
The earth king invites you to lake laogai
Joo Dee! Take our guests to their accommodations.
My man can’t get past the angler fish. As long as they don’t grow legs and start banging on his door he’s good
unless you are a cyborg diver tending a deep sea geothermal plant
Shhh or they may decide to do just that.
If someone starts to have repetitive nightmares where they happen to be "A Male Angler fish!" that could understandably cause deep seeded hatred of the large female angler fish..? Just tossing out a random thought lol
That sounds like a funny movie
Surrently cooking in the basement with bootleg CRISPR kits and an anglerfish acquired under questionable means.
I gotchu fam.
31:24 "Also, she keeps calling me at like midnight, and its starting to get a little strange. Yeah, send help"
Im starting to think you've found a vampire who works in a lab, Roanoke
Some fucking tremere is trying to score a science-tuber snack.
At that point, get garlic and the Vampire Killer
I happen to be in a relationship with a neuroscientist and can confirm, they are extremely intelligent and can be quite socially awkward. They are mostly night owls; they ain't trying to creep you out, they just stay up way too late working.
I know a fear that are probably now actively working in labs from school and most of them were night owls something about the night time just made their brains work better idk...I'm the same to a point though
Hearing you say "humans achieve warp travel in the year 40,000" justifies my 40yr oldself playing with miniatures.
Amen
Amen
Tho it happens somewhere around 15000
The Emperor Protects
@@Blutwind it's about getting the reference across not the accuracy of the lore.
Angler Fish: [exists]
Roanoke: [Thalassaphobic existential dread intensifies]
I'm shocked Fear of Aquatic Animals is just bundled into Thalassaphobia and doesn't have it's own classification, meanwhile... "Takes Large Breathe" Megalohydrothalassophobia (Fear of Large, Objects/Creatures, Underwater) exists as it's own thing...
“Agent Mulder, demons that were once humans? Is this seriously the report you are handing in?”
"I'm from the science team🤓" bro that killed me
*female chemical engineer*
"It's midnight night, i should call him"
Im always in a dead sleep as well
@@RoanokeGaming she just wants to chemically engineer some babies with you. let her in.
Bro got the rizz that keeps her awake at night
She know ol roanoke got that angler on him 😏
@@RoanokeGaminggame is game
Yeah, it's important to note that TECHNICALLY DOOM demons aren't demons, they're more like extremely aggressive alien lifeforms, but when it's an alternate dimension filled with blood, fire, desolation, endless death, and legions of corrupted basically undead lifeforms that desire only for murder, it's pretty safe to call that place Hell and its residents demons. Afterall, that's what demons are in 40k, to an extent; they're hostile thoughtforms originating from the corrupted Immaterium given a material form.
Who’s to say in that reality that place isn’t what was referred to as Hell in the Bible.
@@Necrowolf81Even if that was the case, they're still not actual demons, just demonic looking aliens
isn't it daemon?
It's a literal plane of existence that exists outside of our universe so Demons are technically alien in their own right.
Huh?
4:45
This is our *GALAXY*
The xenos had their chance.
LOL, can confirm! My sister in law is a chemical engineer. A really good one. Hearing her talk can be absolutely terrifying. XDDD
BTW, chance are that you're getting called at eff-life o'clock is because she's already awake and had a thought she wants to share or bounce off someone she thinks will understand. It takes a while to click that it's not social hours.
Ah yes, Roanoke gaming, come for the excellent biology education, stay for the angler fish slander, vintage car enthusiasm, 80's B-movie reviews, and angry CZcams guidelines rants , never change Papa!!!! 😂😂❤.
We're all family here.
@@scorpioriddickI thought that was Arby’s?
@@scorpioriddick we sure are friend!
@chuckdontjudge It's a winning combo so far, and we don't fix what ain't broke!
Portals always remind me of "it's forever in there, longer than you think"
Are you referring to the jaunt or emisis blue?
Ah, emisis blue. A tf2 movie that shouldn't be that good. But good reference.
Reminded me of "The Jaunt" as well
@@Skuffed_ both tbh
Nice to see a Jaunt reference in the wild. That story has haunted me for decades.
00:52 Roanoke talks as if there won't be anglerfish equivalents on other planets 🙄 lol
25:14 The name 'Daisy' is another bit of fan service; The Doom Marine's pet rabit daisy was killed by demons. This sparked his rage, but does not fuel it. No, he hates demons now because they're, you know, an interdimensional absolute evil that wants nothing more than to eradicate humanity and anything else they come across.
But it is implied the original source was because they killed his bpet bunny rabbit daisy.
So Doomguy was basically the original John Wick.
@@furiousapplesack Yep, John Wick is just DOOM witha realistic setting.
I think one fan service thing Roanoke missed is the name of the ship AI, Daisy, which also is the name of Doom Guy's pet bunny.
Or that Betruger is from Doom 3 & pretty much fits his character pretty well as an evil scientist that's corrupted by Hell.
Really wish we saw Betruger turned into a Maledict.
It’s amazing they paid so much attention to detail yet forgot Doomguy was a guy.
@@tregrenos8615 You know how it is nowadays, can't have a white guy as the hero. Its either a woman and / or someone of some colorful ethnic background in most main roles, except the bad guy or the bad boy love interest for the girls.
@@lydiahood7725 Oh god, the victim complex going on here is out of control. No one cares. Maybe just be less offended by basic concepts.
"As we all know, demons..."
WE know Ro? WE know?
*I* know. How do YOU know? I have more questions now. Lemme get my notepad. 🤣
;)
Praise be Lord Vassago.
Wait you didn't know about demons? Wait... You've never been trapped in a cabin after reading a weird book? Because I'm still here. Looking for demonology experts, because I'm down an arm and up one chainsaw, but every time I chop up these lil bastards they just come back as even more advanced claymation monsters, tentacles and all. I tried just making a run for it but the trees out here are uh... Problematic.
No one expects the Inquisition!
I’m so happy you mentioned Minot North Dakota. I go to school up here and it is incredibly deserving of that reference
Honestly I was more shocked when I heard him mention it. He really is in the god damn walls
Wild. For the first time since youtubers started saying "make sure CZcams didn't unsubscribe you"
I was unsubscribed from roanoke.
Reminds me of “The Jaunt” by Stephen king, where teleportation has to be done under anaesthesia. Those who are awake perceive it as being conscious and frozen in time for eternity (“It’s Eternity in there!!!”) and come through completely insane, clawing their eyes out and trying to off themselves. Won’t spoil it but it’s certainly interesting.
I've read that one. It was included in King's short story collection - The Skeleton Crew. Amazing perspective on how the human mind would react to an altered perception of time.
Reminds me of my bad mushroom trip
Just tracked down the story collection that includes "The Jaunt", thanks for the recommendation.
Look up Limbus Company train travel
Roanoke should play Lethal Company so he can take a look at the Eyeless Dog with that Angler Fish slander.
Seconded
Aye
The horror.
Heard about one soldier who, when asked for a preference for deployment, asked to be sent to a pacific island.
He got sent to the Aleutians.
Hey roanoke, i just wanted to say thank you for the continued entertainment and knowledge you provide, my daughter was born feb 2. And ive been going through the backlog of your movie analysis videos holding her. I love the jokes and i feel like she likes it when i laugh. Thank you for giving me something to listen to while i spend my first couple weeks with my new daughter😊
Awee
Bro couldn't go 20 seconds without expressing his deep disdain for angler fish. lmao
I'd love to see you do a video on the Mimics from Edge of Tomorrow. Your take on their alien biology would be fascinating.
(That's 25 times now. Don't keep me waiting for too long here.)
oh god yes he needs to do it for sure
HA!!!
I'm laughing because I agree with you.
Giving you more engagement to improve his chances of taking this seriously (sry I'm late)
This
I just commented the same thing! Didn’t see your comment until now. It’s definitely got my vote!
Being in the army I can attest that they scout the places perfectly first and build on the grounds "yeah, they'll all be miserable here" and most places that are semi decent end up being a crap shoot of "will this person give me an STD"
Wrap it before you tap it all.
We might be closer then you think. We accidently created warp bubbles in experiment on micro scale, like in startrek. If we can make it surround a ship and propulsion we will be golden.
Please tell me more or how to look it up, it might be what I end up working on later😅
Source? Mini blackholes have been a thing for a few years now (and I still wonder who tf thinks that's ever a good idea to create in our atmosphere) but afaik space rifts/folds/tears are still only a concept and nothing more, unless anything has happened very recently that hasn't gotten too far in media yet
source?
Wait, people were actually stupid enough to think that the Doomslayer and the Doomguy were two different people? There was never a doubt in my mind because there's only one Doomguy. You don't "Rip and Tear until you retire", you Rip and Tear until it is DONE meaning so long as demons exist, the Doomslayer will be hunting them down.
Okay but idk why “rip and tear until you retire” is such a funny concept to me.
I never doubted that DG and DS were the same.
Rip and tear until you eepy
pretty sure some weird timeline-hopping stuff happened that made it hard to keep track of who is who, is this our doomguy or is this just a alternate timeline doomguy that is almost exactly the same as our doomguy kind of thing. basically imagine it like those episodes of rick and morty where only near the end do they finally tell you that the rick and morty you've been watching hasn't been our rick and morty.
@@nicholas-dv1mg
I mean it got conformed in Eternal that it’s the same guy
So in other words the best way to traumatize our dear biologist is to find and angler fish longer than 6ft (2m)?
Shhhhhhhh.
Don't say anything.
Finding, how about bringing one to the surface
@@vincentender1486 being deep sea they will resemble the fat face fish and turn all blobby.
Get him to play outer wilds, if you know you know 😂
@@GG-ou7it what about iron lung, if i remember right, that thing was a giant alien angler fish.
18:49
That was a legitimately good analogy that had me rolling on the floor laughing
Honestly, if they ever want to make a movie that would do well, it should be about what happens between 2016 and Eternal, or during the Slayer's time with the Night Sentinels (so pretty much between 64/Lost Levels and 2016).
a good DOOM game makes a horrible movie, the ones weve gotten work better than trying to take what makes the game good and say it makes a good movie, one you watch and that is its own way of experiencing something, the other is a video game and works well in that format, but it would be very boring movie, it would literally have to be 99% combat scenes with a narration over it giving the lore, and that would absolutely suck
@stormjin2242 In no way does a Doom movie need to be 99% combat to keep consistent with the games. Like the main comment said, there is plenty of story to cover and it needn't be from Doomguy's perspective. There can be different characters, dramas, horror themes and so on. They just need to stop trying to remake Event Horizon with Doom. People were sick of that way back when Doom 3* was new.
@@stormjin2242I agree that different medias presenting their own experiences is a good thing, though. Even with the same setting.
Always use a gellar field and remember. The emperor protects.
Also, it can't be the worst video game movie as Uwe Boil still exists, and everything that guy touches is crap.
He actually did an indie film called Rampage in the early 2010's and it is a pretty decent movie to watch.
Unless you're an Ork. Never use a gellar field then, ever.
@@thedoomlord8618 even if they die as long as no chaos gods take notice of the little spat the spores will create more orks using the dead bodies of the orks and whatever quasi flesh the demons use as fertilizer creating a "Gud fiht"
@@allster0crowly was more hinting at how Orkz actively enjoy demon-boardings, cause a long travel without a gud krumpin' ain't da life!
On the other side, being a demon and boarding an Ork ship is prolly the worst decision to make lol
@@thedoomlord8618Be afraid and cower, mortals! Beg for your lives! We will terrorize you until the end of ti-- why are they cheering? They're freaking me out, let's get outta here.
(Throws an anglerfishinto the portal.) Good luck!
Don't tell him that! Lol.
Could you imagine though???
Hell throws it back!
“Ok, we won’t invade! Just keep it away from us!!!”
Anglerfish: Flops around sadly because she can’t breathe. =(
@@thalia5382 I’m dead
@@dwannwilson1260 what did you get caught in a net with the angler fish too?
Roanoke been smashing through your content for a while now and lots of rewatches. We are lucky to get to enjoy your videos.
For the other side of the mystical mixed with science-fiction, I'll always recommend dipping your toes even further into the daikaiju abyss by getting started on the Heisei Gamera trilogy and its first film: *Gamera: Guardian of the Universe*
As someone who's passion is Marine Biology, the early Angler Fish slander is both appreciated and justified
So what is the true terror of the ocean? Dolphins maybe?
@@bluwasabi7635 there's alot of contenders for that title. Stone Fish, Orca, Bull Shark, Lion Fish, Leopard Seal, Blue Ring Octopus, Colossal Squid, Sperm Whale, Moray Eel, Grouper Fish, Goblin Shark, Dolphin, Boxjellyfish, and finally, the godforsaken Angler Fish. And those come to my head immediately. There's likely some more crazy stuff I haven't mentioned
@@braydenmurnain3626man-of-wars are worse then angler fish imo, though I believe they count as a colony and not a singular organism. Just something about them I simply can't trust... Oh. Probably that they're incredibly venomous, I draw the line at venomous species that're potent enough to harm humans
@@discordiacreates6669 one time when I was a kid, I got covered in Man-O-Wars head to toe. But I didn't know it, or feel it. I ran up to my mum, who started screaming at for because she thought I was about to die. I in turn start screaming because I'm 5 years old at the time. Turns out after a shower and trip to the hospital, the reason I felt no pain was because my pain tolerance is insane due to my autism. Twas a very interesting experience
@@braydenmurnain3626 oh gods no, that sounds horrible to experience, but I don't have insane pain tolerance- really bad because I DO have resistance to pain meds- but anything slimy just... No. I love my pet fish but I do not like touching them ^^'. Good thing it ended alright for you though, I've heard things can go pretty horrible for people messing with them and similar species, but sounds like it ended up only being emotionally damaging for your mom ^^'
I really wanna see him try explaining the Typhons from prey
Great suggestion
Ooo, that's a great idea!
That one is actually a good one, I personally want him to explain Aragami though i believe that is never happening
@@ARGONIAN61 same to be honest
@@ARGONIAN61 them the ones, they sound like they would be an interesting species to look into
With the introduction of planet hoping I recommend a review on the protomolecule from The Expanse series, show and books. To hear your take on the alien "virus" that breaks down biomass and other elements to create husks and feats of engineering. Then you got all the creatures that have evolved from the protomolecule being their starting element, as carbon is to us.
I wish, I could thumbs up this more
I have been binge watching your older videos on repeat... waiting patiently for a new 1! And you NEVER disappoint!!! ❤❤❤
Realistically the biggest hurdle isn't reaching or surpassing lightspeed, it's finding politicians that would fund that research over funding wars, or inciting global unrest.
Not really, considering the military advantages of such tech. Couple that with the economic advantages of dramatically simplifying logistics and opening the way towards off planet resource extraction and massive corporations would be on board as well.
@@benjaminsmith3843 Because current politicians really have an eye for the long game, and investing in long term projects that benefit people other than themselves right? If you think there's even a slight chance the bulk of politicians on this god forsaken planet can think past how to start another war to benefit their corporate cronies, I want what you're smoking.
Were too busy either sending money to the 3rd world or bringing it here and destroying our own society...whatever the Israeli NGOs want
@CrypidLore bro stfu you really just pressed and making assumptions, which is mad trashy.
@benjaminsmith3843
I don't know how to break this to, but most politicians don't think past the next election cycle and keeping their voting base happy.
For example...
Climate change. Argue about what's causing it if you want, but you can't deny its existence.
The Pentagon certainly believes climate change is real.
They are doing long range planning both on when they need to pull out the pacific island bases and where to build the new ones. This because they are well aware that sea levels ARE rising and that none of these installations float.
Meanwhile, half the leaders of the nation are denying that anything is happening. If it was up to them, they would deny their was anything until long after the planes sunk into the sea.
Damn, so in the few seconds we saw the first guy "teleport", he could have potentially spent months in the Hell dimension? Damn...I still enjoyed this movie for what it was
Indeed! arguably, that would have sucked
It was a better Doom movie than the Rock one.
@Daytek There's a Stephen King short story toying with the idea of teleportation and time somehow flowing differently called "The Jaunt". It's a good read, I recommend it.
There is also an SCP item that's similar. It teleports you, and to outside observers it appears to happen instantaneously, but for the person doing the teleporting it takes the equivalent amount of time you would need to walk to the destination. So if you try to teleport any significant distance you need to have adequate supplies lest you die of thirst or hunger.
Edit. It's SCP 429, and it's a little faster than walking speed at 6-10 km/h, and it doesn't matter if you pack provisions because you are paralyzed while traveling. The original user and suspected creator used it so much trying to escape the Foundation that they died of old age from the travel time.
@@Necrowolf81No, no it's not.
Oh love, I am glad you found an ecumenical way to separate. It rarely means one person is bad; sometimes we realise, our paths are going in separate directions and we want/need different things. I wish you all the love and peace, as you both transition.
I will never forgive this movie for hiring an actor who looks *EXACTLY LIKE DOOMGUY* and *NOT* putting him in the role *OF DOOMGUY.*
You almost made a halo 3 reference when you said "burn their mongrel hides."my first thought was, "All cruisers, fire at will!"
HA!!!
"Ship master, they outnumber us, three to one!"
"Then it is an even fight"
@@lilyeves892 I was worried nobody would have quoted that, thank you for doing so.
I didn’t even know this existed, I only remember the one where the demons have the extra chromosome
Don't worry, it's not that good anyway.
dont worry, they made a good DOOM movie, its not like the games because a DOOM movie that is would suck even more
at 11:09 right after you said 'portal', I got jumpscared by a McDonald's ad
I know that finding Nemo traumatized a lot of people with the anglerfish, but this is amazing.
Also, I love anglerfish. Anything that inspired fear in me as a child now inspires respect.
Also, this man would be horrified if he ever saw a Xiphactinus recreation. If I had two wishes, the first would be for a wish granting object, and the next would be to give this man a dream about a Xiphactinus being outside a submarine.
It probably wouldn't be emotionally scarring.
A 13ft long Xiphactinus specimen was found with an entire 6ft long fish in its stomach. This is Roanoke's fear incarnate.
31:06 I hear that. I'm a biologist too and had a chance to hang out with some physicists a couple times. I felt like a freaking toddler.
Remember with the flood the evil was drowned to the vary deepest depths of the abyss that is where angler fish come from
Amazing that I haven't watched anything in a few weeks and randomly came back to Roanoke stilllll trashing the angler fish, please never change.
I’ve been having some pretty insane dreams. Since I currently have no understanding what death feels like my brain doesn’t know how to react, it was like drowning or that moment you break the water barrier to take that breath of air but nothing there and you can’t breathe but I keep trying to get air.
Dream, is watching an explosion in space ripping its way to and through earth, accepting, closing my eyes, facing the ground inside my knees, this freezing burn indistinguishable between fire or ice before I cannot hear before unable to take that last breath. Imaging death that may or may not happen each time I sleep.
Are you a chemical engineer?
It was the 18th Millennium that we discovered how to travel the warp.
It's reference, but I'm not stopping you from correcting.
You speaking in tongues heretic
Reminder thus movie was so bad that the game studio had to put out a statement saying it has nothing to do with the movie
they shouldve said, no this IS part of the lore, watched it, and its a good movie, the issue is fans of DOOM never seem to accept that the original games didnt look good, and their nostalgia makes them think it did. The newer games just completely removed any reason to care about doomguys fate, he wins, hes boring because he cant canonicly lose and is essentially god
Hey roanoke, as a pretty big fan of your channel and fellow enjoyer of rather niche stuff, i want to make a suggestion. The world of analog horror on youtube has several different series that focus on gory diseases or creatures (Gemini Home Entertainment, Vita Carnis, Tangi Virus, Midwest Angelica). I think you would enjoy covering these pieces of indie horror, but of course, this is only a suggestion, i understand if you are not interested and that everyone has their own taste in media. i hope you see and consider this and most importantly i wish you well!
Sorry at the 6 minute mark you mentioned how portals disassemble what's being sent thru. Your talking about teleportation that's disassembles you in 1 place and reassembles in another. Portals should technically work more like wormholes. A sort of tunnel from point a to point b.
Something you said has a connection to the origional Doom movie. In that movie the "demons" were choosing who to infect because of a chemical in their body or brain that they could detect and killed everyone who they couldn't infect or change.
This seems to be the same thing, but going through the portal instead of being infected. Ones who dont have whatever was scanned from the first guy might not come out of the portal with those effects that others that do have it do.
So one could become like in the first movie a super human, while the rest become "demons"
Agreed.
This movie, to be very blunt, tried to be different from 05, however, actually ended up taking some inspiration from Doom 05.
05 DEFINITELY has its issues, but I personally prefer it over Annihil-suck an ass-ation.
I laughed way too hard at "the former gives chase on the ladder" 😂
Big fan man, glad to see you cover the ole’ Doomrock. Thought your moving might be related to what it was. Keep it up bro👍🏻
"I've seen the other side, it's longer then you think." I feel like fits in this video.
This entire movie has been wiped from memory, like I know I’ve seen it but I can’t remember a single part of it
When i joined the army in 2003 i did my training at fort Knox Kentucky. I was then stationed at fort knox Kentucky for the rest of my enlistment. Total let down.
You got to stay safe and didnt have to force multiply middle eastern children. Sounds like a good deal to me
@@seivernoname-tz9uh safe? I thought long and hard about that and then I saw an m1 Abrams coming over a hill and signed whatever paperwork they gave me. I am grateful for not having to make the decision about engaging with children. I have enough nightmares already thank you. But as a resident of north west Georgia I will say, the weather in Kentucky is always way worse somehow. Also I had to wash my company commanders Chihuahua when it got sprayed by a skunk...Hooah
........
I'm a Marine Artilleryman permanently stationed in Oki it rocks
@@jacobsharpe7039weirdo
I'm glad you got sponsors, and I mean, do what you need to make a living, as long as you feel comfortable with it
I think the main issue people have with Raid is just how predatory their model is, it's not the only one out there like it, but it's pretty well known for it.
I know someone who got pulled into these sort of things (not Raid specifically), it can be as addictive as gambling, and people loose a lot of money
and, there's always something new to get
The main way I've seen games essentially trick players, is by punishing you for not paying.
They usually start of in a nice pace, then as you progress they make it so difficult that the game is unbelievably slow, and often making you wait for things
If you can pay to not wait, then to me, that feels very predatory, they created the problem in the first place, and now you have to pay them to fix it?
I mean, I'm still a fan, and even if you do more sponsorships for Raid, I will still watch you're videos.
But on re-watches I will probably skip, as games like Raid just leaves a bad taste in my mouth
anywho, best of luck, I'm gonna go watch the rest of the video now ^-^
The angler fish stiff gets better and better very episode😂! Keep it coming! this is the first time I've heard someone have such beef with these species😂😂😂
I will pay this man to shove an angler fish in every video because, man, after the first time. It's just funny.
Anyone new will be lost with his obsessions.
Man, I love this channel. Keep it up, bro!
Glad you enjoy it!
Dude, i love the doom music on the background. I see you're a Man of culture as well
Fun fact. General Fusion and Tokamak fusion have achieved self sustaining, energy surplus reactions and are actively working on a prototype reactor to hook up to grids. I think 5 to 6 years and we will see full rollout on fusion reactors in Europe and North America
Think of it like this Roanoke, the angler fish if we make earth hot enough, we can boil it alive.
But without the anglerfish who would keep K’Thulu in check?
This movie is so fucking annoying, someone on set clearly actually tried with designing props and stuff to try make it look like DOOM at least a bit and then they only really make shitty references to DOOM and basically nothing else.
And I'm not even mad about the main character not being the Doom Slayer because I don't think he'd necessarily work as a main character in a movie, imagine he was Joan's dad though?
This movie would have been totally worth it if Joan gets captured and then it cuts to someone coming out an elevator in a suit of armour with a big ass shotgun and then the real Doom Slayer does his thing in an epic action montage.
That was one of the worst offenses of the movie--the beheaded security member at the start had a name tag Blazkowicz, suggesting that he was the Doom Slayer (post-3, that's his name).
If you're gonna do a Doom movie without Doomguy, I think a "Blair witch", or just period found footage movie would be the best route. Imagine seeing the events of Doom I, II, or 64, through the helmet of some Barney Calhoun-type UAC marine, desperately trying to slog through as much nightmare as he/she can before finally succumbing to their wear and tear, around the area Doomguy would start that game. If nothing else, it very well could be better than the last Doom movie, and possibly be scarier than Doom 3 ever was.
Amen
@@Umbra_Ursus The last shot of the movie is them crawling forward and dying and you hear **Stomp Stomp** and then Doomguy grabs the weapon in their hands and that's how he gets the shotgun in level 1 lmao
Never actually watched the movie, but from the end of the video it sounds like they gender swapped him. The feminazis strike again.
Nice 40k reference. Also I too was one of the enlightened that knew doomguy was the slayer back in 2016 hell I connected doom 64 and doom 3 to the oldies as well
12:38 as a soldier I can say I never expected it to be sunshine and rainbows but I was not expecting 4 yrs in El Paso stationed at Ft. Bliss (aka Satan’s asscrack) to then get sent to upstate NY to Ft. Drum. Or Hel with one “L” as my BF calls it. I fondly describe it as a tundric, barbaric land of limited gun rights and unsweeted ice tea. And as a red blooded southern I both take that personal and now realize that God must have served in the military at one point because he has a dark sense of humor.
All we need is some stargate science and boom portals.
This movie show us why a Gellar Field is necessary while traveling trough hell
15:00 I had a book that explained the proces with Tritium fuel; it sounds like an infinite energy glitch, It's crazy. Also, one team finally got theirs to produce more energy than it used, so yes, we're on the cusp. That, and 2 big efficiency discoveries were made in the past 5 years; first, one team FLIPPED part of theirs upside down and it worked better, and second, some random joe schmoe read an article and had the bright idea to use a fusion reaction to help kickstart a larger reaction in a larger chamber, which apparently would theoretically be viable.
So yeah, be emotionally ready to have a 1 cent a month energy bill.
I love how you keep dropping movie quotes and song lyrics!
Roanoke's undying hatred for angler fish will never stop amusing me.
The aeronautical engineers were always the ones you didn't approach...like zombies... hollow, sunken eyes, and deep black smudges under the eyes... very quickly changed my mind going in that direction.
Something i noticed that i was just reminded of from the original doom movie that they seem to have done the reverse of here
But in the original mlvie when they finally kill one of the monsters and bring it back to the lab? One of the guys suggests it what it is and the main doctor lady, rather obnoxiously, sceptically says to him "what? Like an ALIEN?" and the most realistic line of that movie was that same soldier screaming " LOOK AT THAT THING!"
and here you have clearly human looking mutated humans and a guy being like "is that even human???"
The chromosome 24 is sensitive to who you are. Psychopathy turns you into an outer monster via the morphogenic fields invoked by the added chromosome. The rest of them become optimum humans. I see it as an ancient tech from the Ramachandran Empire that created the chromosome and the portals also the Jeepers Creepers terrorist monster.
Yeah, the first Doom movie was so much better. Just ignore the name and accept it as a random action movie. It has a surprising amount of common sense when dealing with this premise.
Also, soldiers in a high-stress situation that DON‘T bully each other for being nervous.
Winslow probably thought that being stationed on Mars was his last chance at getting promoted before he hits his tenure and is separated from the military.
I mean, yeah Mars ain't Souda Bay, Greece, but it's not like anything bad ever happens there...
At least The 2005 doom movie STAYED close TO DOOM3 in demon style
With your history of covering things like parasites, wormhole travel, alien biology I'm surprised you haven't covered Stargate yet. Your view on the validity of the science provided in the show would be cool.
An in depth of the life cycle of a goauld parasite would be good content I think. Genetic memory, alteration of humans into jaffa to act as incubators(is the immune system mostly centered in the gut?) What kind of chemicals could they release to act as the immune system and grant heightened strength and extended life, how the mature symbiotes can completely control not only human brains but seemingly any creature they need to be in to survive. Even though there's not to much info but how a humanoid race has developed a system incompatible to the goauld, even though they originally come from human stock.
Lots of potential Roanoke episodes in my opinion
12:35 I was stationed at Camp Pendleton. Outside of deployments, I feel like that was as close to beaches and women as you can get for a base. Spent enough time in 29 Palms to know how much worse it could be though.
*Laughs in Hawaii Duty Station*
"Just like removing any other organ"
Like the appendix?
Do you understand what "Just like removing any other organ" means to you?
I now need Roanoke to cover DC animated movie "Flashpoint "
solely just to hear him do Reverse Flash voice 🤣🤣🤣😤
The lines on the top right keep scaring me. It's making me think my monitor is cracked
As someone who's not in the military I can confirm I indeed haven't been deployed anywhere fun
Please do the wraith or gao’uld from Stargate. Would love to hear you’re thoughts on them
Yessssssss
A thousand times, yes
The wraith would be a very cool video. I loved Stargate Atlantis.
12:31 my ENTIRE experience in the navy could be summed up to that sentence “ did you think you’d be stationed somewhere fun?”😂😂😂
Great video, as always 👍 keep up the good work. I can't wait to see what's next! Also, I can't find you on Raid lol
I remember seeing this on netflix a lot time ago and I kept thinking how even 0 budget student films looked better.
Daisy, i think was the name of Doom Guys bunny that was killed
It was :)
Roanoke! You missed out on the opportunity to mention that the Doom marine is also descended from Commander Keen!
One like and Roanoke has to eat an anglerfish
jokes on you the angler fish is my fav fish out there
Uh-ohhh...