The Gene Spliced CHIMERIC NIGHTMARE That COULD EXIST In Unnatural
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As humanity continues to spread cross the globe, we have pushed animals further and further back into different habitats but something else is beginning to happen. The planet, is getting warmer. is it is? is it a natural cycle? Has someone left a heater running too long? Currently, its hard to tell. But one thing we know for sure, is that our species, may have the ability to change the trajectory of this outcome. By introducing gene manipulation into animals, we can make them more adept at dealing with the changes and maybe save a few species along the way. But what sort of creatures would this create? Lets discuss that in todays episode over Unnatural!
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I sometimes find it hard to believe that you are an actual scientist, biologist, whatever.
On climate "more data needed" ?
Data's been in.
I know your main thing now is breaking down movies.
Good job!
10/10
When 97% of scientists around the globe from all different fields of study attribute climate change to human actions, maybe you accept it's the humans fault ?
I'm not saying anyone's gonna do anything about it.
But I'd really appreciate you owning up to the facts.
Because science.
@@kuttr-654remember humanity number one
@RoanokeGaming can you do videos on the Witch Doctor comics? It's like X-files as a medical drama. It has vampires that are parasitic slugs, compares demons to botflies, and fish people who infect people with a disease similar to Wolbachia.
@@doomradiervideos4624 yeah, sure. Until we've made this planet unlivable for anything but bacteria, humans#1. Woooo
Can you do a video on the parasitic virus of the zombies in kingdom please and thank
“What’re penguins doing?”
Their best Roanoke, their damn best
This phrasing reminds me of that meme, *_"What the dog doin'?"_*
@@InVinoVeratas “HUH?!?”
Surviving.... all they can do, never trust a fae or a flightless bird.
Fool. They are training for when their time comes. Never turn you back on a penguin. They are treacherous.
The penguins know what they did! I'll be damned if i let a penguin son of a bitch do it again! lol
Roanoke, buddy, pal, broham: You gotta do a video on the 1989 movie Leviathan. Hear me out: it’s like The Thing but in a deep ocean base with actual angler fish monsters. You gotta suffer for the fans.
Papa Roanoke? I second this
Do it for the funny
YES
That sounds amazing
I said the same thing on the manglerfish video, he's too scared
I loved Leviathan as an early teen. Even as an adult it's still fun.
As an alaskan can confirm its just feral canadians guarding their maple dens. They turn their victims into maple syrup with canadian black magic and feed.
The fact that you survived to tell the tale means we've been off our game lately.
Fun polar bear fact. In Svalbard Norway, you're required to be "properly armed" outside of the settlement, normally with a gun. Because of the 300 or so local polar bears.
Armed as in "if a beard shows up I'll shoot at the air to scare him off" or as in "if a bear shows up and even looks at your general direction immediately shoot him dead"?
As in, if a polar bear shows up, you commit self unalive with the boomstick to warn everyone else that you just got eaten by a bear. So they know to stay away.
@@VorkKnightOfGood LOL. Bears shrug off ammo like a bad itch. Shot gun to the face? Merely a flesh wound...
@@VorkKnightOfGoodProbably the first. Bear bangers are a type of ammunition up north. I would have the noise makers equipped, bear spray at the ready, and back up live ammo in case of a "problem" bear.
Stay strapped or get clapped.
Come 1v1 me in the ocean Roanoke (I'm a 6 foot angler fish)
Do I get prep time?
😂 more like "head start" 😂
@@RoanokeGamingdo you really think prep time will save you?
@@fetusdeletus9266 Maybe if he borrows a sub from James Cameron and modifies it with ballistics. Maybe.
So you’re a five foot nine angler fish?
“What’re penguins doing?”
Trying not to get eaten by leopard seals, skuas, orcas, and other such beasts, as well as trying to not lose their babies to the cold.
They are the Australians of the Penguin World
Are there orcas down south?
I had never heard of a skua. Thank you, friend, for telling me about a new species to check out!
@@delrunplays2903Yes. However it's mostly near the southern tip of Chile, and Australia.
Given how literally everything is against them, they’re doing a pretty good job
IDK man I have seen how our Finish neighbors deal with bears, they can try to square up but nothing can stop Finish grandpa from getting to his sauna.
The Fins will just scream "Perkele" and the bear will be glad that it survived the encounter
Ahhj, the Finnish. Scaring Polar Bears and Russians since 1939.
I recently found out that polar bears and grizzly bears have started naturally breeding in the wild. The young are viable and grow into what are basically splotchy tan coloured, omnivorous polar bears.
They're called pizzleys or grolar bears.
Fun fact: polar bears split off from brown bears.
Good afternoon Roanoke! The angler fish say hello!
C E A S E
why must we trigger roanokes absolute hatred of the angler fish? lol.
@@RoanokeGaming I watched this movie and I’ve actually read research papers on several genes that are associated with the species barrier on the genetic side of the phenomenon. So yeah genetically engineering a animal like this is definitely possible theoretically
@@CiaranEldrett-vp8yz as a science teacher I once had in high school stated, everything is theoretical until you actually do it.
Just remember: there are some Inuit tribes in Canada who hunt polar bears with a single shot .22.
They sit on the ice and wait for it to rear up on its hind legs and roar, then aim for the roof of its mouth and fire. The round will go through the roof of its mouth but not out the back of the skull. The bullet sorta bounces around in its skull and the bear dies.
My uncle actually got the privilege of being shown first hand.
That's impressive. We also have Guns that are just big enough to kill even the largest of polar bears . Imagine everyone had 12 gauges and slugs I doubt that thing is just shrugging off 3-5 slugs .
Why kill them. Predators don't taste good. All that meat diet.
The Inuit got some serious skills.
@@beastmaster0934 it’s certainly a great way to figure out the ones who don’t🤣
That must be a nightmare to learn to do
22:50 I'm not convinced an Alaskian would describe a 9mm and an 308 rifle as "An Arsenal", pretty sure that's just what you'd carry to the gas station.
Hell, that’s my bathing kit. Nothing less than Casull for going past the front yard 😂
You don't even need to be Alaskan for that.
@@R055LE.1As a Canadian, you have no idea how lenient your guy's gun laws are, compared to ours.
@@InVinoVeratas I know exactly how lenient they are, and how strict. Every state has different laws
@@InVinoVeratas Shit, I am Canadian too and having a 9mm and 308 rifle is barely anything. My family probably has 20 rifles between the four of us
You know whats even more terrifying than a polar bear? An anglerfish.
You know what's even scarier than a big anglerfish?
A bigger anglerfish😂
@@Crimzon7y’know what’s even *SCARIER* than a bigger anglerfish?
Nothing
Roanoke's gonna flip when he meets the Polar Anglerfish
@@Id_have_all_birds_in_zoos no Cthulhu-Angler.
@@Id_have_all_birds_in_zoos LMFAO
Ayo for anyone treating hypothermia, don't put them next to a fire. Use a TPA, luke warm water, body heat and remove their cold/wet clothing. Been a lifeguard and a sailor and you do not heat them up too quickly.
What happened if you heated them up too quickly 👀
@@matthewlawrence4899pretty sure it causes nerve damage or some such
@@matthewlawrence4899You go into shock. Just like jumping in cold water when you're hot. Your heart can stop, it can cause an aneurysm etc.
@@matthewlawrence4899 very quick explanation, it takes a while for the blood in your limbs to heat up again. But if you place them next to a fire, the body goes "alright, back in business, restore blood flow". And now all the cold blood in your limbs rushes into your heart and rest of your torso
Thank you thank you
When Roanoke said to put the doc by the fire I wanted to *c r y*
Day 23 of asking for a video on subnatica
The man's greatest fears
I hope he does that sounds awsome
Hey that'd be sick
But there aren't any angler fish.
Yes!
“No match on hand to hand” the guy who fought a bear hand to hand and both their bodies were found next to each other: 😎
I was camping in King’s Canyon and had to 1v1 a black bear with a baseball bat. One good wack on the snoot did the trick, but the bear looked like he only 150lbs tops. Unless you’re Matt Olson, Im not sure a Louisville Slugger would be enough for a polar bear.
@@davemccage7918 Na, it'd just make the polar bear angry. And if you think a hungry polar bear is scary, wait until you're dealing with a hangry polar bear.
@@Turkeysockspolar bears know they ain’t got nothing else to eat which in my opinion is what makes them the worst bears to be attacked by not including their size ofc
Annihilation Bear: hold my bear
That bear 🐻 could induce nightmares.
Roanoke, suggests Polar Bear vs Orca
Asylum Movie Company: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!
OR- here me out, Sharktopus versus [insert Orca hybrid here] with [insert Polar Bear hybrid] joining from the top rope.
I do too thought of it just before he suggested it.
Polarca?
@@jackalope2302 YES! Give this one a franchise.
@@casually_lurking Sharktopus vs Whalewolf is a movie that already exists.
Fun fact, a polar bear stands NO CHANCE against an orca, they are twice as big as a LARGE polar bear (orcas are 8 meters long on average, a tall polar bear standing up is 4)
Another fun fact, orcas are all psychos. We're just lucky they don't have a taste for humans.
Orcas are very odd and won't eat anything their pod didn't teach them was food. They're also some of the only mammals that go thru menopause like humans. Strangely, its a lot more common in whales. No other primate goes through menopause
Polar bears still will hunt them despite thousands of years of their ancestors getting got doing so
Thats one of the many reasons they have a reputation of being roid bears
Honestly, an orca probably wouldn't know what to do with a polar bear. They're highly specialized hunters to the point that specific pods will hunt one type of salmon and don't realize that seals or other types of fish are even edible.
Being twice as long does not equate to being twice as large.
Can't stop you failing at elementary geometry, but it's never a good idea to announce you can't do the basics.
“If you fought a polar bear, would you lose?”
Desert Eagle: If it opened its domain, Unlimited Physical Strength, I might have a little trouble.
“But would you lose?”
Desert Eagle: Nah, I’d win.
No, you'd get a jam.
Russian sailors once tried to scare off an adult male polar bear off their sub after they had emerged from under the ice. The warning shot did not scare it. Then they shot at it with 10mm Makaraovs, and it ignored it even after getting hit with several shots. They resorted to a 12.5mm machine gun, thats roughly the same as a .50 cal Browning M2. That just pissed it off, and the bear started climbing the conning tower to get to the crew. They chose to go back inside and just submerge rather than try to fight an angry polar bear. They eventually found out the bear later died from its wounds, but it had lived long enough to travel about 20 miles, even with more than a dozen gunshot wounds. So even if you hit it with your eagle, unless you got a lucky shot to the eye and into the brain, it will most certainly live long enough to really make you wish you brought a hand grenade instead.
@@Scudboy17 I don't think I believe those Russian Sailors. Polar Bears have been killed with shotguns and 30-06 rifles, so a 12.7x108 would definitely put it down.
@nextcaesargaming5469 No, it did kill it, just not right away. Unless you score a headshot or the heart, they can keep going for a very long time. Like wild boars, just bigger and much more dangerous. The inuit have stories of hunters who shot a polar bear, leaving it for dead, only to have it track down the hunter and kill them days later, even as it was slowly dying.
@@Scudboy17 I know how gunshot wounds for Polar Bears typically work, I'm just saying that I don't believe for a second that an anti-materiel round like 12.7x108 coming out of a machine gun would not have put down the bear almost instantly.
Those Russian sailors are either the worst shots in the Russian Navy that only nailed one shot out of dozens in one of its legs or something... or they were doing what sailors often do, and were just telling a story.
That shot of the bear pulling the chick into the ice made me literally burst laughing 🤣
Bro grew a thumb
"snacks on brainstems" is a glorious phrase and the giggle I had was refreshing.
To be fair, regarding satphones, specifically the older ones, they can be rather unreliable depending on the density of your surroundings, atmospheric conditions, and even solar flares can really mess with signal.
Whoever edits your videos deserves a flippin' medal for the hilarious, on-point, constantly up-to-date memes. That, coupled with your excellent delivery and humour makes your channel stands miles above other channels. Enough sucking up for you, now go fight an angler fish!
I lived in Alaska from the northernmost point to the southernmost. I've seen polar bears, Kodiak grizzlies, and polar bears. They are terrifying to see in person.
The penguins are looking dapper as fuck my dude, that's what they're doing, dying with style.
GAME RESPECT GAME
Penguins are trying to speed run into evolving into the apex predators they were meant to be. Penguin supremacy!
They could take over the Orcas niche, right colors.
Engagement! Also Phantoms: primordial underground slime eats town, decides it is Satan due to circumstantial evidence. Hijinks ensue.
I didn't realize it was a movie, but that was a perfect description of the book.
@@user-pp8xo6bi8t I did not know it was a book, so we are even.
It is an evolved SHOGGOTH that has changed over the millions of years.
The book was fun. The parts with the creatures at least. The protagonist is pretty cringe
@@GarGhuulit's a dean koontz book and he's nuts. He had a book where an alien invasion turns out to be the rapture 🙄 ugh
6:16 Imagine clocking into work and distantly hearing "By Khorne it will be done".
The whole "scientists only asked if they could, not if they should" thing makes it clear there aren't enough scientists with both high intelligence AND high wisdom. On the other hand, without said scientists we would lose out on so many horror movies!
A Desert Eagle being the ultimate problem solva? Your anglerfish friends would like a word about bullets traveling in the depths of the ocean.
You just got a jam!
Proceed direcrly to being eaten by a bear.
Desert Eagles jam in the tropics, after being cleaned, while you whisper sweet nothings in its ear... let alone the cold. Watch a cold weather abuse test on one. Lol.
"Is it us, is it a natural cycle of earth and sun" no, it's us, it absolutely is us
All I think about: "If polarbear not friend why friendshaped?"
It's a trap!
Jurassic Park Reference early in the video, you won me over early. Subscribed.
We need a cover of the hybrid monstrosities in
Sharktopus
Sharktopus vs Pteracuda
Sharktopus vs Whalewolf
You're making those up! I don't believe you that those are real movies.
@@DerivativeWorker there was even meant to be a sharktopus vs mermantula lmao that's right a man fish spider hybrid 😅
@DerivativeWorker I have seen sharktopus. It is in the same vein as sharknado only even worse acting. It was a classic case of "We aren't laughing with you, we are laughing at you."
@@DerivativeWorker you could also try sharkman, mansquito and piranha shark :v
At this point Manbearpig should have it's own movie lol
Roanoke: Polar bears are absolutely horrifying animals!
Until one is literally eating me, I will respectfully disagree with that statement. D'aaawwww polar bear.
I can tell you why it's not called Maneater in the US, cause there's already another movie called Maneater. It's a 2022 movie about a large shark that basically stalks and eats a group of friends who were staying on an idyllic tropical island. It's got a 3.1/10 on IMDB.
I thought so
It’s also the name of a pretty fun video game
Huh, I thought there was a movie by that same title that featured a tiger getting loose from... I forget if it was a circus or a zoo and started eating people from a small town. Never watched the thing but I had read about it.
9:02 Dude. That's Graham Greene. Seriously dense list of Hollywood movies roles. Great actor.
Also James Remar who was almost in Aliens.
20:55 OH NO! The radio is broken, why would the polar bear do this!?
Bro, your nerdiness whenever you see ANY car in an otherwise biological study video is hilarious and charming. Keep up the great work :)
If you are rocking Desert Eagle, you better bring a bunch of toast for all the Jam your about to get.
Especially in the arctic cold (cold makes the metal shrink).
There's a video by Bob Gymlan called The Sankebetsu Brown Bear Incident, where this exact scenario happens except it's a Kodiak bear, and all the houses are made of mud and thatch.
Doubt you'll see this, but Roanoke, you've given me a wide vocabulary to explain many scientific phrases in terms that my non-science can get. And quite frankly, I owe a huge thanks to you for that. Stay gold, bud.
I love how there's this chill music playing while he talks about polar bears being absolute power houses.
Papa Roanoke is going hard with the video schedule recently. 😁👍
Just don't burn yourself out my dude.
I'll try!
@@RoanokeGamingplease do 🫶
7:23 I think it’s diffrent because there’s a Shark video game already called ManEater
Or to avoid it seeming like a Hall And Oates film
theirs an american movie called maneater about a tiger loose in the apalachan mountains lol
Have a feeling it was more motivated by another bargain bin monster movie about an overly large tiger eating people in some remote town called "Maneater" that came out in 2007, only like eight years before this movie. I doubt it got much in the way of an international release, so the name was probably free everywhere BUT the US.
(it was *also* a weird movie, and starred Gary Busey for some reason)
@@saintcynicism2654 that is the one i was talking about haha
It’s a pretty fun game too
The Chimera Bear arc was better than the chimera wolf arc. The polar bear has psychic abilities to turn off electricity just like in the movie. Other than that good video Roanoke.
1:14 No, more data is not required. It's definitely us.
Absolutely compliment your chef. My father-in-law says to always be nice to people that are feeding you and people that are taking care of you, so basically be extra nice to people cooking you food and nurses and doctors. Both can do very 'fun' things to make your day a lot less fun!
0:23 fun fact about penguins
They are down atrocious, abyssal, they are the definition of “idk what consent even means”
If you know about the story of a penguin and a frozen head, you know what I mean
10:10 bro
I would love a Christmas/ new years video where it’s just papa Roanoke in front of a fire giving papa advice
Also ha
35:04 I got that reference
This is so true, they may look cute but that is a menace
Don't forget, Otters and Dolphins fall under this category of "Cute but disturbing" animal fun facts.
Really have to watch out for the pengwings, not to be confused with Penglings.😂
Casual Geographic taught me all I need to know about penguins lmao
@@CryptidRenfrisame!
Your videos are getting better with each upload! And Funnier!!
When are you covering An American Werewolf in London??
Oh, sweet recommendation.
I just learned about the short faced bear and I’ve never been more thankful to be alive during modern times. That bear is straight up nightmare fuel.
I think the reason that the film is called Maneater isn’t because they thought we couldn’t handle it, but cuz there is already a B-movie around here called Maneater about an escaped circus tiger and someone got litigious during production.
Not sure how you look for ideas, but if you want a beast that creeped even me out... you should look up the cow beasts from Isolation.
"This must of been awk..." 🤣
My uncle in law actually directed this. His newest one is called Glowsies I recommend checking it out after it is released.
Yo Roanoke, great job as always, bro. Last video you did on mosquito was good, too. totally forgot about that flimsy. I got a suggestion for you called "night of the creeps". Have a good one and waiting for the next one.
ANTARCTIC PENGUINS:
Those are the Australians of the Penguin world, who created a place for themselves out of the penal colony their ancestors were exiled to.
Penguin Penguin Penguin
A penguin wrote this...
9:49 That's not a wolf, dude. That is a wolverine!
Imagine if they used wolverine DNA instead of wolf?
@@randallbesch2424 No matter what you did to injure it, it would never back down. The appetite problem would exist naturally. There's a reason the wolverine is known as the glutton.
Finally, a channel that has actually shown me 2 movies I have not seen. Mostly because they are newer then 2010's. When you've seen literally 1000's of horror movie, It becomes very difficult to find something to watch. Anywho thank you for your videos, they are hilarious, very entertaining and informative. You are greatly appreciated for all the hard work you do. Thank you! Will watch once I finish the movie! EDIT.... Okay I should have just watched your video...
I think the reason it wasn't called "Man Eater" is becasue there is a movie called Man Eater starring Gary Busie about a Tiger lose in a small country town.
So what would that movie be called everywhere else? Injured tigers werer the original man eater.
@@randallbesch2424 I have no idea
On the nose south park reference sir. Good show
12:10 - I love how the paw is so obviously a glove
My favorite segment of my Roanoke biology speculation videos: the Vehicle Breakdown. I am once again asking you to make a third channel, Roanoke Rides.
On the Climate change thing. Yes. Its us, its the sun, its the natural cycle. Regardless, unless we get our asses in Space to actually regulate the Weather all we can do is adapt and overcome. Trying to change the weather by restricting freedom is a losing proposition.
Well said.
It's the natural cycle sped up by thousands of years thus giving animals who would have time to prepare and adapt to the change unable to
Yeah we really should be getting on that cause oh Neptune
This are gonna get a little too spicy unless we get into space to become the true dominant species of this rock AND the space around said rock
I mean, technically we are BUT STILL
@@BMO_alreadytaken That happens all the time. Estimations are that 99.9% of all species that ever existed, have already died out. Dying out isnt a tragedy, its a certainty.
Roanoke, no more data is required for us to just say that yes, it's real, and yes, it's us. Get off the fence, you'll get sore riding it like that.
Well said.
Love the fence riding lol
All doomsayers look compelling with proper funding. "No more data is required to just say yes." That's the trouble; just "saying yes" is not knowing.
@@Kingdeathtrooper Where is the line? No. Seriously. Tell me how much research will FINALLY be enough to prove to you that the overwhelming evidence we have isn't all bullshit. You can't, because there is no magic point at which the people with their heads up their asses just accept reality.
@@Kingdeathtrooper you're confusing doomsayers with accepting reality.
Probably doesn't matter.
Not like humans have enough intelligence to stop themselves from destroying their home .
The hubris of "humans #1" is hilarious.
@@kuttr-654 You mock "Humans #1" but assume this world was built for you? It wouldn't be destruction, just change that just so happens not to benefit you and your sentimentality for specific animals. You accept the "reality" of the highest bidder. If paid well enough, and given enough data to hide half truths in, my scientists would tell you "The Earth is shaking itself apart".
Love your videos man!
Am Canadian, can confirm moose have no sense of haha and will body you if you bother them. As for polar bears, They are even more dangerous than you think.
"No sense of 'haha' ",I'm stealing that
That expedition into the poles that got menaced by a SINGLE POLAR BEAR is even more horrifying when you stop to think and realize that more than likely, nobody believed in the story the survivors told until Polar Bears became more common knowledge. It'd be like stories of a yeti or something outlandish back then. "A giant, bullet-proof snow white bear just walked up and grabbed a grown ass man like a chew toy and we could do nothing but reel back in abject horror as he was very loudly eaten alive" and that is a real animal that exists.
I don’t know how but every time you post a video for at least the past month. I always see it somewhere in my feed that you posted an hour ago, but yet I never get a notification.
I just found this acc a few days ago and now I'm addicted to your videos love the work you put in and I wanted to ask would it be possible if you do a video about the state of decay outbreak if you don't have already :3
Thanks for watching bro, and Ill check it out! Really do need to cover that
@@RoanokeGaming ty ^^
Watching in my car while tornado sirens go off. I've got some time I need to spend. Thanks, Roanoke!
Congrats on 1 mil!
No, see, that's what the wolf DNA mentioned in the voice recorder was for. To make the bears form packs.
Edit: And then you explain that at length later...
love your content, always funny as well as interesting
I was taking this video so seriously, just learning of/critiquing the events of the film. The "ruh roh" just cracked me like an egg lmao.
YOU DONT KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE! thanks for the great content hope your doing well!
There are plenty of Polar Bears in the Arctic. They are no longer endangered, but too many paychecks depend on not noticing this fact. Angler fish are definately not endangered, but perhaps they should be?
Love seeing video marathons!!! Of your channels on long trips is the best thing ever
Largest bear ever killed was an 18 ft Kodiak brown bear. It had a tumor on its pituitary gland and caused gigantism
That Chuck Testa reference got you a Like AND a comment. 😂
19:09 So basically Deviljho from Monster Hunter.
27:30 I inherited my maternal gramps 73 F100, 390 on it, but no 4x4, only rear wheel, though I do believe rear wheel was enough, as they used to use it for farmwork back in the day
Fantastic as always thank you
My brother is abnatural. He's a total gymrat whose two hobbies are fish (like aquariums) which he also does for a job, and lifting weights, and as such has some natty abs. Dude could literally break my bones if he tried.
"I'll be fine" is actually efficient reassurance, even if you're definitely not going to be fine it's a "well it's gotta get done at some point" statement. I know what I'm getting into, you know what I'm getting into, and it's better to just not talk about it and hope it actually does work out
4:58 and I ask with the kindest tone possible, “what in oblivion is that”
I love it when you go off on your vehicle side quests/rants. XD
I suggest you should do the freaks from crackdown their cool bioluminescence, the ability to tunnle and vulnerable to uv light would be cool to see you go over.
There is already a movie called “Man-Eater” in the USA. It’s about a tiger that gets loose in the Appalachian mountains.
Facts love your content bro
Thanks you for all you do
Hey, it's Dexter's dad lmao
Also, bless you Papa Roanoke for this upload.
Still going to ask you to cover Dinocroc vs Supergator. Trust me you'll love it lol
1mil subs🤘🏻 hell yeah bro!! I remember when you were under 10k . Came a long way my dude!
Hello Roanoke!! Im a huge fan of your vids, all of them! I am asking you to cover the zerg from starcraft wich is my absolute favorite sci-fi race of all time!
for deadspace and being cold in a spacesuit heat has nowhere to go in a vacuum but in the snow it would bleed out via contact with the ice and atmosphere
I look forward to every video from Roanoke, it’s relaxing to listen to and learn more biology 🧬 ❤
This is extremely random, I forgot which video of yours when you mentioned to use a spoon rather than a fork to stir the eggs and you were right they are a lot fluffier. Thanks for the random advice!
My boy Roanoke, your videos make my life better and your humor really makes these videos gold
Roanoke always findin' movies for me to watch!