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0:00 Karen thinks I’m a “Stupid Mall Cop”... but I’m actually a real Police Officer (u/Acceptable-Ear-4054)
5:24 Karen doesn’t want to share a table
8:08 Steal from my dead grandad, lose you benefit money (
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14:37 AITJ for leaving a fake postive pregnancy test in the bedroom to catch my husband's mom snooping? (u/Milathrowaway37)
16:36 AITJ for not wanting to go to my (26f) sister's (29f) wedding because of my insomnia? (u/AITAThrowAway990)
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I have severe insomnia, I flew out of town for my sister's wedding, I was awake 4 days straight. Worth it because I love my family
thats stupid
Are you ok 😂😂
Honestly, as someone who also has insomnia, I feel like I would do that if I had the chance to, but sadly, no one would invite me to their wedding
I got to admit I'm normally insulted by someone mocking the British accent but on this occasion I have to admit it was f***ing hilarious.
i almost laughed at his british accent.
°\/°
I think he went to the Dick Van Dyke School for Vocal Training
Same honestly. I live in England and travel all around the country and I’ve never met anyone who has a stupid over the top accent. This one is kinda hilarious ngl
Sensitive
Story 3: I really hate people that scam 'benifits'. I never like that when I was working, but now that I survived a brain tumor, going partially blind from it, and devolping epipecy I find myself unable to get disabilty help because the system is so overloaded.
>:c
Bro that’s really bad my best of wishes go to you
I'm sorry to hear that honestly my husband worked in a grocery store for some time and it always pi$$ed us off to see people using food stamps then loading their groceries into a brand new Lexus or BMW. Seriously, if they could afford a car like that, they don't need government assistance.
Wish you well❤
⭐My best of wishes to you⭐
His British accent sounds liking Toad from mario dying to throat cancer.
Fam u being rude to the mandem
Yeah because they were the last records of Toad the 302nd…
R.I.P Toad the 302nd (Toad the slursayer)
1987 - 2022
Sometimes it sound like an Irish Toad dying to throat cancer
@@three5iveeight bro thinks he’s hard 😂
You do know he was impersonating a karen instead of somebody that eats throw up and has orange teeth right
Actually just heard the mother law snooping and fade pregnancy test story yesterday on a different channel and I think it's terrible that somebody would open their house to someone else and they would start going through their stuff and blabbing whatever they see it everyone. She's a terrible person and the fact that her son didn't believe his wife is a whole other issue in my mind.
@Perfectly....Maybe the OP needs a lock on the door to their bedroom where only SHE and Hubby have a key? What if OP or the Hubby are sterile? Poor MIL!
@@RB-fg2sq I'm sorry but NOT exactly sure where You are coming from? My last statement concerning the MIL was in sarcasm about her being a victim IF either the Wife or Her Husband happened to be sterile. Apologies if things did not come across clearly. MIL is no way any kind of victim.
@@jtc1947 oml I am so sorry. I cannot read sarcasm. Deleting that comment rn.
@@jtc1947thats what I was thinking but here's the problem with that, OP's Hubby doesn't believe his mother is snooping, if there was a lock the MIL would ask Hubby for a copy and since he doesn't believe she's snooping then he may just hand her a key, then it would rinse and repeat
I usually don't like people mocking other's accent, but that British accent? F*cking hilarious😂
I love how she refuses to sit when offered but then claims that OP is hogging the table and being selfish
"oh piss euf!" "piss owf!"
that had me dying
For story #1 I'd just like to say that woman committed 4 different things that were illegal, being: public disturbance, threatening a law enforcement officer (the victim doesn't have to be law enforcement), Harassment to both the officer and the one worker and resisting law enforcement authority. This can be a minimum of 30 days in jail following a likely fine from the staff and could also result in a higley likely ban from either the mall or the establishment located in the mall. Thank you for reading this.
*the more you know* (:
@@NathanReaper yes, the more you know.
Just how did you know that cause like, im an enthusiast of that kind if thing and like thats like just the most in depth thing ive seen
@@NathanReaper i just like studying random things and this happened to be one of them.
What websites do you use to study, i cant find any good ones that are trust worthy
When he said “oh piss off” he sounded like the terminator scene, you know “get to the chopper!” 😂
“OH PISS OFF” AND PISSSSSSSSSSSS OOOOOOF! got me laughing
And the second story karen sounded like mickey at one point xD
Bro the voices get me every time 😭😭💀💀💀
I loved story 1 because I have never ever found a Karen in Britain and never seen a mall cop (I think that's a American term) so it was a nice change for once. I also liked the British accent.
As a British person, the accent isn’t 100% accurate but it’s vey close, also I effing love it.
@@1tz_Rav3n ikr
Omg the Karen voice is really good
Yeah, at first it freaked me out when I first heard it in a different video, but I got used to it. 😊
Sounds like all these Karen’s either need to stop or get a reality check because their entitlement is really getting under my skin Because I haven’t seen any in where I live but that’s mainly because I don’t leave my house
Lucky bastard..meanwhile my mom and sisters are all karens
@@shudere move away from them and if they need anything,say no,even if they have a problem.
They are women
Expect them to be entitled and selfish
The husband is throwing away the fact his mom has been snooping in her room so constantly, throw him out
story 3: I feel bad for the op cause they couldn't get back the necklace, but at least that f-ed family got what they deserved
2:31 LOL
5. Hi, insomniac here. I call BS on OP. I prepped everything days in advance for my baby brother's sunrise proposal. In the end, I just powered through 30 hours of no sleep and got through 2 more for him. My family and his fiancé know of my issue and it was a team effort of myself and my mom to keep me alert and get a micro nap here and there before. OP is just selfish to not even see a dr or make a plan.
Ty for sharing!
I agree 100%
I finally found one that I can agree with. Just one day for her sister and she acted all hurt just because the wedding time doesn't fit her timeline, like everyone has to adjust for her. It's not everyday that your sister gets married. She just wanted her to be there. And laughing at her sister like that means she gave no fuck whatsoever 😂
I say no jerk. She said she comes later but not at 10am. So if i now my sister has sleeping problems and says she comes later that would be fine by me. I woulden't turn in to a Karen and get angry at someone for a medical condition. It's not my health, not my body and so it's not my decision. As for the laughing, i can understand that. When people that now i have sleeping problems ask me to come at a time where i'm usualy sleeping i laugh at them too and say "nope not happening, i will try to be there at xyz but earlyer is not doable". Also everyone is different, if you can deal with less sleep better than others don't expect others to deal as good as you do. It's like alcohol, just cause i can drink a bottle of Rum and i'm fine it doesen't mean others don't lie under the table after a half bottle. Maybe a bad comparision but i think people get what i mean. For me i'm rather without drinking/eating for a few day's than 1 day without sleeping.
Story 5: You are not. You didn't force it to be a priority and straight up said no and your sister must respect that. She has known about your insomnia for years and has ignored it multiple times. I really feel bad for the op. Stay strong!
Nothing wrong with the OP's decision and should not apologize for that but it's really sad. I actually experience that getting an invite but have a work before my sister's wedding day and still agreed as that's my sister's special day and it's only happening once so sacrifice some sleep wasn't that bad. So working night then attending at their wedding, had a great time meeting the in-laws.
Agreed
Agreed
I agree
I don't think the OP is in the wrong, insomnia suck and I have experienced the struggle of family not understanding that once I am asleep there is no "Oh! I'll just wake up in a few hours!" it is something that can take years to make even a little difference in the sleep schedule. So in short I don't think the op is in the wrong especially since the sister and mother should know most out of everyone else that the op has insomnia
oH piSS oFf
(I'm dying)
The last one is the only one I disagree with people with insomnia can pass out if they don't stick to their schedule that works for them if she ended up passing out in the middle of her sister's wedding, then that would ruin the wedding anyway I don't know if hers is that extreme, but that would be a reason for her, not to 10, it is also very difficult for people with insomnia to even wake up in the first place insomnia is not just a difficulty falling asleep, it is a difficulty of sleep in general, waking up or falling asleep are both very difficult for people with insomnia sorry if this seems repetitive. I tend to repeat what I say quite a lot I did not mean to nor intend to.
I think it's a skill issue for the op, ESH
@@comradegato1482 I disagre, insomnia is torture. I have it since i was about 16 year's old i'm now 29. Of course she could have atended to the weding at cost of her own health but why should she. Her sister now's she has insomnia so it's more like a Karen thing to get angry at a person with a medical condition that forces her to sleep over day and not night. Also she didn't say she doesen't want to atend the weding at all but just not at morning. A normal person would have said "I'm sad about that and would wish me you come at 10am but i respect your desicion and happy you come at least for the rest of the day" in my opinion.
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Alright Ohio moment this is the bad guys sussy gussy mustard stench
Last Story: OP not the jerk. People have different sleeping schedules, your body decides when to sleep on its own. Like, even if I decided to sleep at an earlier time, I can't because I just can't sleep. People really be forgetting how bad insomnia is for other people, OP tried to compromise saying that she'll just attend the wedding later but the sister refused. If your sister isn't willing to compromise then it isn't really worth it. Even if it's the OP's sister's wedding, it's Op's decision whether she wants to go to the wedding or not. Again, she tried to compromise but the sister isn't willing to accept it.
Only a shitty person would be unable to make an effort for a one time event, but rather force the whole wedding to be catered to her. OP is an ass
Yeah its really infuriating. I once had a time where i just couldnt sleep because of health related issues. I was physically incapable. Ive had many broken limbs and none of it hurt more than that insomniac Period. It started off as a mild discomfort with headache, and quickly turned into torture. It was agony. People need to become more informed that insomnia isnt just "oh you have to lie down longer to start sleeping" imagine youre hungry, but physically incapable of eating, eben tho you have the food right in front of you. imagine being thirsty but being physically incapable of drinking, even tho you have the water. Not only the physical Problems that it comes with. The mental Problems as well i actually started hallucinating due to lack of sleep. Ive never done drugs, but from what ive heard people say, happens during a bad trip, i can relate through these sleep depravation hallucinations.
@@lelysio5688 Well yeah, if they say "you just have to lay down longer to start sleeping" how long do they think a person with insomnia stares up at the ceiling?
@@cristelleleigh8077 i have just quoted this because its exactly what somebody told me about my condition. It was really frustrating that he behaved like it was just a minor inconvenience.
Wow i didn't think i ever get to talk with people that have insomnia. I have it since about i was 15-16 and it's hell. Back when i was young (19-20) i needed to work early shift stay up 4am and come home at 2pm, i usualy got to bed at 5pm and sleept deeply straight till 4am. i needed it, if i didn't sleep that long my brain didn't function next day till at least 9am at work. And i needed a functioning brain for programming machins to mill and drill etc. I got pill's and stuff to "fix" it but nothing worked, my default sleeping time is from 4-6am to 2pm. I was in rehab. clinic for depressions that also got worse by not sleeping and they had fixed times when you needed to wake up, at 6:30am. So i was there for 4 week's and sleept about 4-5h a day. The day i came home i sleept for 24h straight. Not being able to sleep is torture. I rather would live without water/food than without sleep
In the first story, considering you are a full police constable, you simlly performed your duties and Quickly resolved it.
I love how you made a British accent for the first story
Now this is *PEAK* content here.
Story 1: People like this make me wish we'd here about an officer going overboard and the Karen getting handcuffed or tasered or something. Also, i dont know about where the OP is (england), but i know here (canada) at times, some security companies not only employ off-duty police but also have as much rights to detain someone as a police officer does. I dont know why so many people think that the "rent-a-cops" can't do anything about them.
Story 2: OP isn't a jerk at all....but that Karen sure was. Don't wanna share... then you get nothing. Cranky old snag.
Story 3: OP is not a jerk.. i wouldve gone further if i couldve. The aunt and cousin are among the highest levels of jerks. I feel bad that they couldn't get the necklace back. I would've told the pawn store that it was a stolen item... and maybe they could've tracked it down that way.
Story 4: OP isn't a jerk... although could be a jerk move in some cases..... but the mom-in-law is a snooping jerk, and the husband is a jerk on a level too by snapping at the OP. The mom-in-law was busted, wake up bro.
Story 5: I think that there's something not being told here, whether its relevant to this story or not. If the sister is getting that mad at the OP here, there's something else to it, other then just 'insomnia'. I think the OP could try to work around the schedule, but shouldn't really be required to go to anything other the the ceremony if they dont want to.
the impersonation of the karen is fantastic
In story three why didn't they have them arrested for thievery, trespassing and selling herb?
Itch was just pissed she couldn't get her foot long . 🤣
STORY 1: Not a jerk bro just did his job against a karen
O: Wow people are annoying and very stupid sometimes.
You ain't wrong
I was one of them but I learned
@@vxnvee8193 Damn well atleast you learned
British Karen voice
A masterpiece
"OOWHHH PISS OFFF, I JUST WaNT MY sandWiCH"
bro whys it so funny yhe way he said it
now, how dumb do you feel doing these stupidly accurate karen voiceovers? 😂😂😂😂
I would have asked the cousin where he purchased the necklace cause it looks just like the Grandpa's and they need to tell the police cause it was reported stolen.
The story of the evil aunt and all of that remind me of a story that happened not to long ago. Unfortunately it’s a second hand story that my grandfather has told me.
Basically, my grandparents live now at the city, but my grandpa is from a small town where his sister, nephews and nieces still live, and the thing is, that him, being the only boy between three siblings got the family house (his sister got her aunt’s house and I don’t really know about the other sister). My grandpa used to go to the town almost every two months and spend a week there, as he also has some terrains with olive-trees and has a deal with an olive-oil maker in the area, so basically, he used to go pretty often. But now he doesn’t drive anymore, and only goes with a family friend and spend less time there, so when he arrives he wants to have the house prepared so he won’t have time to clean it up and all of that. Usually he hires someone to go and clean it up, but the last time something happened.
It looks like the lady that went there smoked and in some way set in fire the first floor of the house (for context, the house was made entirely of wood). The firefighters managed to put out the fire but the damage was already done. Then my grandfather asked his sister if she knew anyone in the town who he could hire to repair it, and she said that there was only one person in the entire town who was in any way qualified to do it, as he was the only builder(? there.
So my grandpa contacted him and it looked like he was a really good friend of my grandfather’s nephew and that he was willing to do it.
The next thing my grandfather knew was that, yeah, the damage was repaired, but some old furniture disappeared. He was angry but thought that maybe it was damaged and couldn’t be saved, so let it be.
When he went again more furniture had disappeared and in that moment he went mad.
He asked his sister about it, but she didn’t knew anything and told him to talk to her son because he was the one with his spare keys.
I don’t really know what my uncle said to my grandpa, but he was not happy. He told my uncle to never let his friend close to his (my grandfather’s) house again and return to the city.
He has gone there many times since then and all seemed okay, but last time he went my great grandmother’s centennial rocking chair disappeared.
He went to his sister again and told her that his excuse of a son and his friend have been robbing his family’s legacy. My grand aunt(? was angry with my uncle but also tried to explain that he was going through a really bad divorce and he was not in the mental condition to be confronted for it. Then my grandpa returned to the city and hasn’t gone again there. He has changed the locks and only him and his child have the keys.
That’s basically where it ends and it makes me so mad that he didn’t do anything about it, but when I told him he just said that the guy had robbed to half of the town and that the cops have not done anything towards it and that he doesn’t want to get into any mess. He also said that as it is now, he has no nephew and that he prefers to not talk to him or even see his face for the rest of his live. I’m so frustrated about it and I wish that I could do anything, but I’m just a kid and I don’t have nothing to do with that problem
what if it is the story
op:i enjoy a really long sandwhich
me:ayoooo
*I would have liked the cop to atleast take her to the police station to make her feel she is really getting arrested then to leave her so that she gets a good lesson.*
Story 3- I can;t say what I'd want to do, as it would be highly illegal.
3:18 bro just began singing
On top of British accent and the voice that y'all use for the Karens just made me die laughing
Big Billy Blanks 🤣😭
Story3: the moment karen said she wanted the whole table for her family, I would have said :"I do not give a fuck if your whole family freeze to death outside, and u want me to give my seat to you?"
The "stupid mall cop" story sounds like something straight out of a movie.
for the wedding story, I have never heard of a wedding brunch. that sounds like someting arranged just to be annoying.
Story 1: I couldn't help but laugh the whole time at the stupidness of the Karen.
Jerk's british karen accent is hilarious! XD
I’m sad the narrator didn’t know the rest of the stories were British too and continued the accent
Family style with this guys gremlin voice he can do is 100x funnier and amazing karma 😂
Happy Monday Everyone from Tacoma Washington!( Stay Safe and warm )
Good Karen voice.
Story 3 gotta say we went to the "Didn't do anything path just showed the lawyer the documents" and somehow we got everything my step-grandmother stole from grandpa (whose lands are in dad's name he did that before he died but dad was too busy but still paying the taxes) but I feel bad for the companies that bought land from her coz they had lost so much in that one moment but then she she was destroyed financially even her kids which are my aunts and uncles who were so kind to us and yeah we did help them pay em all tho
You just made this hilarious
last story: I think the OP has pent up aggression from the previous times her sis disturbed her and is unloading it all unknowingly here
i found it funny when you sais "oh piss off I just want my sandwhich!" at 2:32
I would not go. Sleep deprivation is serious. The family knows this. Sometimes it’s just not possible
The first story karen, sounds like a more English speaking Gruntilda XD
Last Story: No one should be guilt tripped in doing something that they dont want/cant do.
And most People with a 9-5 Job would call her indeed crazy to make it at 2 AM (Guess sister wouldnt come when OP did this.)
There are also People that work longer than that.
The water texture in the background is godlike
They exist Social media tells us every day, always confront them! Always!
THE KAREN VOICE IS PERFCET 🫠
I have really bad insomnia myself and I still made it to my sisters wedding even though I had to get up early
Imagine working so hard and going through so much training to be a cop only to be called a much less relevant mall cop
On the last story I can kind of see where the op is coming from because I have pretty bad insomnia. I can guarantee that she wants to go but she can’t unless she wants only a few hours of sleep and it really does look as though she’s trying to make it to celebrate the engagement of her sister but I don’t necessarily see her as the jerk. (This is just my opinion I am not asking anyone to agree with me I am just stating what I see the situation is like)
If a branch of my family stole everything that a passing parent or grandparent left behind, I would be going to prison with a few felonies afterwards.
Even though I am British the voice on 3:04 was just 😂😂😂
I love that "I need help, I have 2 expensive houses that I used money from the lottery for without getting a job"
i like the parkor in the background
I love your Karen voice so much
Last story- Insomnia is no excuse with how many sleep aids are available these days. I have bad Insomnia, i still function. Judging by the dismissive attitude, OP wasn't planning to go anyways and is using "wah I'm tired" as an excuse.
The voice acting kept getting wilder and wilder 😂😂😂😂😂
Nice job tho..... 😂😂😂
The benefits fraud one... pisses me off.. im disabled.. i get 1300 in disability payments... (average rent in my state is 1500 at the lowest)- im staying with a friends family for $1000 a month.. my food stamps amount is $28 ... its ridiculous what these scammers can get away with
Crazy story Bruh
I like how he didn't even bother commenting on story 2 lol. Obviously the OP NTJ and the Karen is full jerk.
2:34 i almost spit my drink
Jolly good show!
The voice of story 1 was hilarious
That accent is going to be in my nightmares tonight.
Story 1: I would arrest the woman for disturbing the peace
I don't care a jerk or not.. I enjoy a good story.. 🤣
Love how he pronounces Argos lol (and Debenhams)
UK karens are just on another level lol
4:32 I watched you- and BEAUTIFUL ! I love your vids
When he said "or maybe even offer a tip!" Me: When have we ever tipped in good ol' england?
That guy didnt get revenge,he got revenge of his grandparents B]
In story 4 I agree with the girl, THE MOM WAS A COMPLETE JERK AND HER HUSBAND WASNT FAR OFF
F love the acent 😂
Story 3: I would find who did it and make them pay
11:30 idk y but family revenge are so good
Story five: op is sort of a jerk might as well just sleep earlier but saying to change it for specifically YOU? JERK I HOPE THAT THE POST IS A JOKE
That's... Not how insomnia works...
Your girl Karen voice is amazing
For the last story, I feel that it could be roughed out to go to the wedding but I understand why the op would not want to. I think it’s perfectly reasonable to arrive later or at least try to arrive a bit earlier
it wouldnt be possible at all to just "rough it out" dude, shes going to bed at 7 or 8am and the wedding starts at around 10 with the ceremony at noon (12), no one is ever going to go to an event with only 2 hours of sleep and expect to survive the day without passing out or hurting themselves, her not going is better than actually going at all at that point because she'll just be tired and passing out and the way these people act about her i wouldnt be surprised if they would start gossiping and acting like her "passing out" is just trying to get attention and take away from her sisters big day
so arriving to the afterparty was reasonable as she wouldve actually ya know had plenty of sleep at that point? but even ariving earlier is impossible because again not enough sleep, if she arrived for the ceremony at minimum thats 3 to 3 1/2 hours of sleep which isnt much better
@@scrubaatividya I see what you mean but I’ve done that kinda stuff with not much sleep but I see ur point
Story one: just a little detail but in the UK you don't usually tip
Story 1: Steal it back. Technically, it's not their property
Karen’s aren’t going to stop acting like this until something puts them back in reality, maybe we need another strand of COVID.
Probably the one that terminates Karens
@@vxnvee8193 China really needs to start working on that.
whelp no we just need a vires that happen when your a karen
haha
@@rekmeerdink7288 true
Shopping complex, I find it quite simple