The Interrogation Of Roboute Guilliman - 40K Theories

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  • čas přidán 30. 03. 2020
  • The Primarch of the Ultramarines and Lord Commander of the Imperium takes time out from his busy schedule to answer a number of fan questions, mostly about Yvraine.
    Oh and April Fools, I guess.
    Featuring Barnabas Deimos as Roboute Guilliman
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Komentáře • 853

  • @jpTankMan
    @jpTankMan Před 4 lety +2140

    "Love does not bloom, it is not an ork."
    I think Dorn's behavior has been rubbing off of you, Guilliman.

    • @sanguiniusonvacation1803
      @sanguiniusonvacation1803 Před 4 lety +75

      The Sangheili no, I think they are just to birds of a feather .

    • @lekhaclam87
      @lekhaclam87 Před 4 lety +103

      He did wander into the Throne Room. I assume he has met that centurion.

    • @fragarach97
      @fragarach97 Před 4 lety +90

      Behavior is not something you can rub off on someone like a bar of soap. It is a series of actions the make up for the bulk of what you do.

    • @RamnaViaz
      @RamnaViaz Před 4 lety +29

      That line could be very well straight out of ttsd

    • @youroverlord6937
      @youroverlord6937 Před 4 lety +1

      Hey Sangheili, how’s that great journey of yours going?

  • @machomanrandysandwich7625
    @machomanrandysandwich7625 Před 4 lety +1314

    “How could you ask me to choose?! Bring them all back!”
    That literally broke my heart.

    • @MWH12085
      @MWH12085 Před 4 lety +84

      Especially now, he'd want all his brothers back

    • @C4bx732
      @C4bx732 Před 3 lety +48

      If only he knew the truth about the lion's whereabouts

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket Před 3 lety +50

      @@C4bx732 He would slap and yell at him for being a lazy fuck

    • @unluckyone1655
      @unluckyone1655 Před 3 lety +42

      Or Cypher will tell him he needs to kiss him to wake him up

    • @C4bx732
      @C4bx732 Před 3 lety +53

      The lion is gonna wake up and be like "how hard did I hit that snooze button"

  • @iconicusensign9624
    @iconicusensign9624 Před 4 lety +532

    Guilliman:"How could you ask me to choose".
    "Bring them all back".

    • @xoersummoner1336
      @xoersummoner1336 Před 4 lety +16

      Even fucking Lorgar? No thanks bro

    • @HOKKIS99
      @HOKKIS99 Před 4 lety +14

      @@xoersummoner1336 Fuck Logar

    • @housecoatgaming
      @housecoatgaming Před 4 lety +54

      Proves that Gulliman loves his brothers.
      And while I agree present Lorgar should be shot, burned and his still burning corpse pissed on, his First Captain is to blame for everything that happened.
      Past!Lorgar is to be saved. Present!Lorgar needs to be forcefed a cyclonic torpedo to put whatever Loyalist part of him is left out of its' misery.

    • @godofawesum223
      @godofawesum223 Před 3 lety +7

      @@xoersummoner1336 what if it were a choice between Lorgar and Angron. Lorgar might be a wack job but angron is a total bag of dicks.

    • @Xebelan
      @Xebelan Před 3 lety +16

      @@godofawesum223 Angron never even had a chance once those nails were driven into his skull. He might be a total primarch bro otherwise.

  • @tabhamma4451
    @tabhamma4451 Před 4 lety +792

    "Bring them all back" that had a lot more emotion behind it then I was expecting

    • @HOKKIS99
      @HOKKIS99 Před 4 lety +30

      So Big E said he's going to bring back all his sons (minus 2 and 11 ofc) and that would imply not only the traitors ones but also the dead ones... Ferrus Manus and Alpharius Omegon🤤🤤

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 Před 4 lety +44

      While Guilliman may not have liked some of his brothers, he did not hate them before the Horus Heresy. He would have liked to save them if at all possible.

    • @AdeptKing
      @AdeptKing Před 4 lety +15

      The Galaxy was basically theirs when they were all on the same side.

    • @mrtin395
      @mrtin395 Před 4 lety +13

      For a lore with horrors and ultra macho killing machines, it can get surprisingly sad for Guilliman, humanity and the emperor.

    • @generalantilles2586
      @generalantilles2586 Před 4 lety +14

      A true brother.

  • @Loydthehighwayman
    @Loydthehighwayman Před 4 lety +427

    I was expecting some punch line or he exploding in rage when he got asked which traitor primarch wants back to imperial side free of corruption, yet he just said:"Why are you even asking me to choose? Bring them all back". It breaks a bit my hearth that he sounds sad, when saying it.

    • @ariandynas
      @ariandynas Před rokem +30

      If there is one thing true of Gulliman; he does not believe in wasting lives.

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan Před rokem +9

      Well, they were his brothers. He loved them all, even Lorgar(until Calth). Of course he’d want them back; his father was murdered, his mother is a ten thousand years in her grave, and all of his brothers are gone. No wonder he’s a wreck of depression

  • @NoobPTFO
    @NoobPTFO Před 4 lety +625

    Y’know, that Nurgle’s Rot PSA is gonna be very confusing for some random newcomer to 40k maybe a couple of years down the road and might think it’s a part of the lore

    • @dominicvucic8654
      @dominicvucic8654 Před 4 lety +38

      nurgles rot does exists its how plague bearers are made

    • @updfdrakkell143
      @updfdrakkell143 Před 4 lety +18

      yep nurgles rot and c19 are pretty simmiler lol

    • @Bruva_Ayamhyt
      @Bruva_Ayamhyt Před 4 lety +27

      I think the release date of the video along with the toilet paper references will be enough to tip most people off.

    • @7U57HTJRYGHG
      @7U57HTJRYGHG Před 8 měsíci

      You were right, i was looking into this video after eating up TTS content and was briefly confused about the Nurgle PSA IT WAS LITERALLY FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE PANDEMIC LOL

    • @sudanemamimikiki1527
      @sudanemamimikiki1527 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@Bruva_Ayamhyt not to mention the actual canon of gullimans awakening also had a nurgle pox break out in ultramar...so the shoe fits even if by accident

  • @unluckyone1655
    @unluckyone1655 Před 4 lety +756

    "When a Sanguinius and a Corvus love eachother very much." I bet someone is scribbling that out on Deviant Art as we speak

  • @dillonleon5558
    @dillonleon5558 Před 4 lety +792

    I’d like to imagine that the indomitaus crusade has been going on during the tts canon and no one noticed.

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket Před 4 lety +76

      And Guillauman is going to come back one day, and Big E is going to insult him for ruining his plan

    • @cnlbenmc
      @cnlbenmc Před 4 lety +37

      It is however M42 already in TTS, so possible.

    • @lonewanderer1328
      @lonewanderer1328 Před 4 lety +9

      cnlbenmc oh I think it was mentioned in a fanfiction of tts I guess lmao

    • @legionaireb
      @legionaireb Před 4 lety +53

      Kind of hard for Emps not to notice, since the Indomitus Crusade opens with Bobby G. bursting into his room and talking to him for three days straight.
      Of course, we know that present day TTS is still before the incident on Coheria, so that stuff hasn't started yet.

    • @Volothos
      @Volothos Před 4 lety +30

      @@legionaireb If memory serves Abaddon hasn't started a party that would rock so hard Cadia shatters yet in TTS

  • @worldwar1flyingace645
    @worldwar1flyingace645 Před 4 lety +525

    Commissar: "What do you have there, Guardsman?"
    Guardsman: *Holds up Tau nude magazine* "Reading material approved by the Lord Commander of the Imperium, sir."
    Commissar: "...Carry on."

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 Před 4 lety +47

      They are out of bullets

    • @joehayes9933
      @joehayes9933 Před 3 lety +11

      @@TheWarmachine375 then use your fits

    • @honorablegolddragon
      @honorablegolddragon Před 3 lety +11

      @Vince Lumontad Wait, but I thought Lasguns didn’t use bullets.

    • @addisonchow9798
      @addisonchow9798 Před 3 lety +8

      @@TheWarmachine375 bayonets anyone?

    • @myrixica4222
      @myrixica4222 Před 3 lety +8

      @@honorablegolddragon Commissars sometimes get the privilege of wielding the the blessed bolt pistol as it's holy roar makes for an excellent motivating factor for the rest of the troops when it is used to execute filthy heretics or worse...cowards.

  • @mercenarygundam1487
    @mercenarygundam1487 Před 4 lety +652

    Now I honestly want Dorn to answer these questions. In his usual brutal honesty.

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 Před 4 lety +16

      Armored mecha I agree, French fry

    • @Elliphaz
      @Elliphaz Před 4 lety +12

      It would make for a long video just trying to get a proper answer instead of simple straight yes and no.

    • @hex_2384
      @hex_2384 Před 4 lety +24

      some of them would just end in "No"

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 Před 4 lety +11

      Hex _ We tried asking him questions before the black crusade but he just kept giving us stern answers of no

    • @hex_2384
      @hex_2384 Před 4 lety

      @@imperialfist2304 Lol, seems about right

  • @PsychopathUltimate
    @PsychopathUltimate Před 4 lety +735

    "We all know where Dorn is; sitting on my father's lap, occasionally being cuddled and playing role playing games."
    Don't read too deep into that sentence.

  • @sterasigma8734
    @sterasigma8734 Před 4 lety +414

    "Many Xenos spoils of war, such as weaponry, technology, artefacts and other treasures should be... Wait...
    *Thinks of Yvraine*
    Oh, oh, oh... Next question..."
    Minutes later
    We shall be working closely together through long nights...
    *Thinks of Yvraine again*

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 Před 3 lety +21

      Do you think primarchs are sexualy active?
      I know space marines arent, but what about their primarchs?

    • @sterasigma8734
      @sterasigma8734 Před 3 lety +37

      @@lollikabosso.w.n7153 I don't know about the others, but Fulgrim might be.

    • @akumaking1
      @akumaking1 Před 3 lety +8

      So does the Emp have grandkids now?

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 Před 3 lety +22

      @@akumaking1 technicaly space marines are his grandkids

    • @sterasigma8734
      @sterasigma8734 Před 3 lety +1

      @@akumaking1 Not sure, does the Emperor want to know?

  • @aarotron2189
    @aarotron2189 Před 4 lety +526

    Lorgar: *slams heretical book on table in interrogation room*
    Guilliman: "you can't scare me with this...
    Lorgar: *yeets codex to firepit*
    Guilliman: *stroke*

    • @chairmeme6231
      @chairmeme6231 Před 4 lety +24

      The original copy is just casually hanging above a pit of fire.

    • @sothasil7716
      @sothasil7716 Před 4 lety +29

      At this point he would probably say something like: go ahead and do it I was going to anyway that accursed book is one of the biggest mistakes I have ever made

    • @Aurora-313
      @Aurora-313 Před 3 lety +23

      In dark Inperium:
      Guilliman: Go ahead! In fact, I'll do it for you! **YEETUS DELETUS!**

    • @lolbots686
      @lolbots686 Před 2 lety +8

      @@Aurora-313
      tts, later
      kitten: hey uh.... aparently guilaman is back?
      big e:EHDDIFIKSFKSIDISUFJ
      magnus:...well shit.
      leman:well uh... shouldnt be that bad...right?
      corvus: considering what weve seen? dunno
      vulkan:our brotha is back? this is ZOGGIN GREAT NEWS GITS
      sanguinius:so uh....am i the only one worried? ....ok then.
      gman: allright what fresh h-....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @lolbots686
      @lolbots686 Před rokem +9

      @@Aurora-313 gman:....wh...the fuck?
      Magnus:h-heyyyyyyyy guilaman
      Gman:.....you know what im not even surprised anymore.
      Vulkan:come here bruthaaaa *hug*
      Guilaman,sheds ultra tears like a manly bitch:thank you.....anyway i need the big es sword

  • @matthewbrune5490
    @matthewbrune5490 Před 4 lety +643

    Y’know, Primarch Q&A is honestly a pretty damn good idea, you should do more of these

    • @mercenarygundam1487
      @mercenarygundam1487 Před 4 lety +50

      Why do I just envision Angron being as pissed as DoomGuy/Slayer/Marine.

    • @mattkennedy9308
      @mattkennedy9308 Před 4 lety +32

      Angron would love Doom Guy although I think Doom Guy is more like a Grey Knight in 40k.

    • @lostking01
      @lostking01 Před 4 lety +3

      Yes please this is a VERY good idea.

    • @Chaossoul87
      @Chaossoul87 Před 4 lety

      Seconded

    • @bloodlove93
      @bloodlove93 Před 4 lety +3

      Agreed... But I'd prefer the use of a voice modulator for the robot voice instead of the text to speech thing as those programs always mess up certain words and are at least for me hard to listen to.

  • @NoobPTFO
    @NoobPTFO Před 4 lety +410

    Never thought I’d hear our spiritual liege say “Boob Horns” and “Cyber Dongs”

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 Před 4 lety +15

      Noob PTFO Our primarch is sleeping on the emperors lap how do you think we feel?

    • @jonahtexhex2835
      @jonahtexhex2835 Před 4 lety +6

      @@imperialfist2304 I believe that is the Lord Guilliman attempt at humor. Rather ill timed, but I think primarch Rogal Dorn is out on a secret mission which is a theoretical at the moment. At least that what was gleaned from a Mechanicus tech priest who worked on a rather large hand/"fist" augmentic.

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 Před 4 lety +3

      Jonah Tex Hex I still dislike those Smurf twats, not as much as those magpies that stole an artifact but.

  • @thetsarofall8666
    @thetsarofall8666 Před 4 lety +596

    "What about them? They cant all be best friend trayzen"
    Guillimen has an affinity for xenos it seems....first eldar, now necron.

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 Před 4 lety +21

      TheTsar ofAll You smell that? I think I smell heresy of the highest order, I’m dispatching some Imperial fisters now

    • @LordInter
      @LordInter Před 4 lety +22

      Sanguinius had a contract with the necrons and the emperor had a deal with the orks so, special rules? lol

    • @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
      @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 Před 4 lety +1

      He took lessons from Dante.

    • @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
      @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 Před 3 lety +1

      So does that make Trayzen bi or a woman!?

    • @phantomwraith1984
      @phantomwraith1984 Před 3 lety +9

      @@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 Trazyn just helps the Imperium on numerous occasions, that is all. Most Imperial officers consider Trazyn a friend now

  • @SuperUniverse
    @SuperUniverse Před 4 lety +379

    "Will he remove his chicken wings and boob horns?"
    - Guilliman

    • @moodyowlproductions4287
      @moodyowlproductions4287 Před 3 lety +18

      Magnes the red "up your robot girleyman...."!!!

    • @akumaking1
      @akumaking1 Před 3 lety +4

      moody owl production's Rogal: “Up his what brother?”

    • @moodyowlproductions4287
      @moodyowlproductions4287 Před 3 lety +1

      @@akumaking1 Magnus the red"shut it fisting man......stick it up your asre rogel"

    • @moodyowlproductions4287
      @moodyowlproductions4287 Před 3 lety +1

      @@akumaking1 me"sorry...they drag me into this....I'm cool..ok....

    • @updfdrakkell143
      @updfdrakkell143 Před 3 lety +1

      (which ever custodies has the crush on Magnus) NEVER! MY BIG RED SPICE MAN MUST HAVE ALL HIS MILK HORNS!!!!

  • @matics453
    @matics453 Před 4 lety +302

    Gulliemon : "Why do you think I was put on life support, a Primarchs liver Glorious as it may be, can't possibly coontent with the Wolf king...."
    Honestly, the parts where Gulliemon misses Lemon Russ have made me crack up like never before...XD

    • @Shadowblader98
      @Shadowblader98 Před rokem +1

      It occured to me that the only primarch that can pull off such a feat would be vulkan and his regenerative powers

  • @hilkmeister1382
    @hilkmeister1382 Před 4 lety +1034

    Is this guy gonna guy be the TTS voice actor for Gulliman?

    • @40KTheories
      @40KTheories  Před 4 lety +685

      Yup.

    • @Lyzokiel
      @Lyzokiel Před 4 lety +297

      HOLY SHIT! DOES IT MEAN IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME??

    • @erichunsaker4969
      @erichunsaker4969 Před 4 lety +253

      Yeees! The Lord Commander is coming to the fold! .....in 80 years

    • @gojihunter3118
      @gojihunter3118 Před 4 lety +78

      @@40KTheories Sweet. Though...he kind sounds a bit like corvus...just less moody.

    • @FireRevanShadow
      @FireRevanShadow Před 4 lety +67

      @@gojihunter3118 I mean they are brothers

  • @invaderHUNK
    @invaderHUNK Před 4 lety +108

    “I would bring them all back.” Didn’t expect to have the feels from this.
    Oof.

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 Před 4 lety +63

    "How could you ask me to choose? Bring them all back."
    Aww, our Spiritual Liege misses his brothers. That’s sweet.

  • @NoobPTFO
    @NoobPTFO Před 4 lety +265

    This is Canon to the TTS-verse

  • @bloodlove93
    @bloodlove93 Před 4 lety +116

    "I want to scratch him behind the ears again" hah oh gods be damned I almost spit out my hot tea.

  • @Lmolina90
    @Lmolina90 Před 4 lety +199

    This Q&A almost gives one hope for the future. I can see it now: Nurgle is too distracted by his work to notice Rus take off with a certain Eldar goddess named Isha. On the way back to real space they pick up Vulcan, the Khan, Dorn, Corax, Yvraine, the Harlequins and a space hulk worth of ale from Fenris. They get to Terra, introduce Isha to big E, close that portal he's been holding closed shut for good and get him off that golden chair. After that its family reunion time. Vulcan can fire up a grill, the harlequins can put on a show, Rus pours the ale, Guilliman introduces everybody to his new girl friend and everyone takes turns trying to get Dorn to smile.

    • @updfdrakkell143
      @updfdrakkell143 Před 4 lety +27

      you forgot magnus putting on a magic show lol

    • @palpadur1112
      @palpadur1112 Před 4 lety +30

      don't forget the Emperor and Isha getting married, and Isha becoming the mother most of them didn't even know they needed.

    • @Lmolina90
      @Lmolina90 Před 4 lety +15

      @@updfdrakkell143 lol I didn't want to presume that he would be invited. But if it annoys the Chaos gods then why not

    • @Lmolina90
      @Lmolina90 Před 4 lety +14

      @@palpadur1112 I suppose Rus, with his lovable wolf qualities, would indeed be the one to help bring the two of them together.

    • @updfdrakkell143
      @updfdrakkell143 Před 4 lety +2

      @@palpadur1112 I thought that was what kitten was for or iis he just the daddy? there was a joke about him being the Emps wife

  • @Pathologyshortbus
    @Pathologyshortbus Před 4 lety +243

    I love how the 40k youtubers constantly overlap with each other on inside jokes. Seeing you in TTSD and vice versa is great. Especially with the images of Rogal Dorn sleeping on the Emperor's lap being invoked

  • @leokingo3308
    @leokingo3308 Před 4 lety +32

    "how could you ask me to choose, bring them all back" low key one of the saddest things ive heard

  • @nowhereman6019
    @nowhereman6019 Před 4 lety +100

    "As a Primarch, I do not poop."
    My favorite quote in 40k.

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 Před 4 lety +2

      How does Primarch biology exactly work?

    • @hithere5553
      @hithere5553 Před 4 lety +7

      Vince Lumontad they probably have a warp portal in their bowels

  • @housecoatgaming
    @housecoatgaming Před 4 lety +360

    Ah, April Fools. I hate it so much.
    ...Wait a minute...
    Someone is voicing Gulliman...That can only mean one thing...
    ...The Primarch rises! TTS Gulliman is coming!
    ALFA LIVES! (STOMP STOMP)

  • @NoobPTFO
    @NoobPTFO Před 4 lety +86

    The Inquisition jump scared me

    • @dasji2
      @dasji2 Před 4 lety +18

      As they should.

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 Před 4 lety +2

      But the Inquisition were sent to the Warp because they are batshit crazy

  • @brandondemers1769
    @brandondemers1769 Před 4 lety +37

    "How could you ask me to chose, bring them all back". Right in the feels.

  • @HirotheWanderer
    @HirotheWanderer Před 4 lety +149

    Damnit!
    We need Guilliman in TTS now after that Primarch Q&A!

    • @updfdrakkell143
      @updfdrakkell143 Před 4 lety +1

      we may see that soon if c19 dont take out the actors.... If that happens games workshop will go under lmao

    • @BrenttFease
      @BrenttFease Před 4 lety +6

      @@updfdrakkell143 Most of them work on the series from home anyway, so....

    • @updfdrakkell143
      @updfdrakkell143 Před 4 lety

      @@BrenttFease tts or GW? cuz that would explain alot for GW lol

    • @BrenttFease
      @BrenttFease Před 4 lety

      @@updfdrakkell143 TTS

    • @updfdrakkell143
      @updfdrakkell143 Před 4 lety

      @@BrenttFease dont a few live in diff towns?

  • @revandfriends8817
    @revandfriends8817 Před 4 lety +51

    We now need one of every currently returned primarch in TTS, funny how people are loving this more than the actual Warhammer 40k

    • @spooderlover3512
      @spooderlover3512 Před 4 lety +5

      I don't even know 40k that well and I'm already loving this

  • @darykeng
    @darykeng Před 4 lety +100

    And whos next? Magnus with occasional "golden banana" sidesteping?

    • @updfdrakkell143
      @updfdrakkell143 Před 4 lety +16

      Kitten needs his own vid, the new Daddy of the Imperium answers your questions!

    • @flyboy6392
      @flyboy6392 Před 4 lety +3

      @@updfdrakkell143 The Captain General/Dad of the Adeptus Custodes, he indeed does.

  • @alastor-yw7og
    @alastor-yw7og Před 4 lety +153

    17:55 guiliman and yvraine secretly doing lewd and naughty things with eachover confirmed

    • @pantherjoseph
      @pantherjoseph Před 4 lety +35

      Like hand holding...

    • @alastor-yw7og
      @alastor-yw7og Před 4 lety +30

      He said yvraine is going to teach him a technique to properly hold his qoute on qoute "powersword"

    • @deepdungeon8465
      @deepdungeon8465 Před 3 lety +10

      @@alastor-yw7og the real question here is........ How would Yvraine able to handle Roboute's *HUGE* powersword?

    • @alastor-yw7og
      @alastor-yw7og Před 3 lety +8

      I don't know either she uses eldar magic to psychicly move it or she can turn into a eldar god avatar to properly use her hands ( well depending if the eldar god avatar she turns into isn't the avatar of khaine because if she did then she would end up literally burning of guilimans powersword )

    • @Zerosinker
      @Zerosinker Před 3 lety +6

      this is also why guiliman is so insistent on "cyberdongs"

  • @aname848
    @aname848 Před 4 lety +41

    That feeling when the Ultramarines used to think this guy had no sense of humor

  • @TheJasonDonald
    @TheJasonDonald Před 4 lety +66

    Gulliman must have spend too much time around Dorn when saying “Love Does not bloom it is not an Ork” Though I bet everyone is gonna ask 40k Theories to make a video now on if Primarchs actually go poop lol XP

  • @miloclarke6171
    @miloclarke6171 Před 4 lety +53

    really no questions about saving Captain Titus

    • @updfdrakkell143
      @updfdrakkell143 Před 4 lety +14

      we didnt get the story but he was saved and is one of the only smurfs anyone can respect no matter the legion

  • @midgetydeath
    @midgetydeath Před 2 lety +8

    Originally, Guilliman wanted to unify all the remaining Marines into a singular Legion and strike forces would be sent out tailored to the mission. Basically, he wanted to do what the Dark Angels do. The High Lords shot this idea down out of fear. I suspect, especially from how he used the Chapters after The Scouring, that Guilliman thought that the broken up Chapters would remain in co-ordination with each other. Not go separate ways. And that they would fight as entire Chapters, not parcel out companies and even smaller units.

  • @marcotan9234
    @marcotan9234 Před 4 lety +11

    "How could you ask me to choose...bring them all back"
    ...my heart 💔

  • @DottorHealer
    @DottorHealer Před 4 lety +20

    "Many xeno spoils of war such as weaponry, technology, artifacts and other treasures should be.. wait!.. Oh. Ooh. ooooh"
    This is gold ahahaha

  • @davidterry5675
    @davidterry5675 Před 4 lety +26

    You know, I have followed this channel for a good few years. In that time, I've learned a lot of lore, its corrections, and much more.
    When I clicked on this, I was excited for a Guilliman session. Boy, was I not prepared for this.

  • @denalexanderobach5461
    @denalexanderobach5461 Před 4 lety +39

    Does papa smurf have feelings for the eldar that revived him?

  • @DarthSmirnoff
    @DarthSmirnoff Před 4 lety +25

    "Why do you think I was on life support in the first place?" Oh god, I needed that laugh...

  • @electricfeverx976
    @electricfeverx976 Před 4 lety +22

    Since this is technically in TTS universe does that mean the Emperor doesn't know about Roboute and all he's done so far?

    • @FitzPenn
      @FitzPenn Před 3 lety +6

      Would you be entirely surprised by that fact, given the state of the the imperial infrastructure.

  • @Tannershide
    @Tannershide Před 4 lety +55

    I want to see how Guiliman *is* handled in TTS. I would actually love to see a straight man to play off the lovable idiots we're all familiar with.

    • @darkdialga777
      @darkdialga777 Před 2 lety +15

      *weeps at the thought of what could have been, and the knowledge of knowing that it most likely never will be*

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader Před 2 lety +9

      @@darkdialga777 My sadness is great, but my wrath against Gamesworkshop is greater.

  • @hfar_in_the_sky
    @hfar_in_the_sky Před rokem +5

    "Bring them all back!" is still such a powerful line from Roboute

  • @Big_E_Soul_Fragment
    @Big_E_Soul_Fragment Před 4 lety +198

    My boi, where is your big tiddie Eldar waifu

    • @HirotheWanderer
      @HirotheWanderer Před 4 lety +20

      Probably having to find clues For _That Damn Fifth CRONE SWORD_

    • @ElectromagNick
      @ElectromagNick Před 4 lety +13

      Not so big tiddies, though

    • @lootboxplayer7555
      @lootboxplayer7555 Před 4 lety +38

      She quickly left after hearing the dinosaur inquisitor coming into the room that's why there's a white towel on top of Guilliman meat, she does plan to finish her work after the inquisitor leaves though. :)

    • @malekiththeeternityking5433
      @malekiththeeternityking5433 Před 4 lety +2

      We should all push GW to make it canon and have their kid playable on table top. It would be the greatest thing since having Archaon kicked in the balls by Grimgor

    • @KoishiVibin
      @KoishiVibin Před 4 lety

      Huh. So one of the fragments are an anime girl. Topkek.

  • @constrainedanacronysm1370
    @constrainedanacronysm1370 Před 4 lety +13

    I almost teared up when he said "How could you make me choose, bring them all back."

  • @BrenttFease
    @BrenttFease Před 4 lety +24

    Not going to lie, I'd love to see an "Ask Abaddon" one next.

    • @updfdrakkell143
      @updfdrakkell143 Před 4 lety +5

      and there be questions about why he lost every black crusade lol

    • @lolbots686
      @lolbots686 Před 2 lety

      i got a idea
      tts
      sanguinius:hey shitboot you awake
      abbadon:what is it sanguinius,i know you make a joy tormenting me but can this wait I'm having recaff
      sanguinius: wanna do something interesting for chaos?
      abbadon:....im listening
      sanguinius; basically its a q and a for everyone
      abbadon:huh. ... actually not a bad idea, sides might be interesting. dumb but interesting.

  • @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370

    Guillman being friendly for Xenos?
    Dante, you're not alone anymore.

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl Před 4 lety +29

    I’m laughing my arse off.
    Moar!!!!
    ‘Best friend Trazyn?’ Hahahah
    Also “Working together through many long nights?”
    Guilliman going to make some very sweaty neck beards very jealous.

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl Před 4 lety +1

      Jesse Berg
      I was laughing at Best Friend Trazyn

  • @AnIdiotsLantern
    @AnIdiotsLantern Před 2 lety +9

    We know TTS never got around to the resurrection of Guilliman but if he ever had come back I figure this is what he would’ve been like

  • @prismunit2
    @prismunit2 Před 3 lety +5

    Emps: “I want you to go and disconnect his life support”
    Kitten: “oh.... uh... ooookaayyy. Sure. I will... get right on that.”

  • @svagglaorde4387
    @svagglaorde4387 Před 4 lety +15

    I bet there's that one oiled up custodes guy who wanted to ask that last question about Guilliman's Eldar gf.

  • @Zacker-kf1ng
    @Zacker-kf1ng Před 4 lety +35

    Dear Lord Inquisitor of the ordo theoretical, I am very curious how the hell did the other inquisitors manage to censor that one question that one question about you and the Lord Commander sincerely acolytes over fellow Inquisitor.

    • @updfdrakkell143
      @updfdrakkell143 Před 4 lety +2

      they have a higher rank sadly

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 Před 4 lety +2

      I thought the Inquisition was disbanded by Big E after He found out their super dickery and assholeness

    • @updfdrakkell143
      @updfdrakkell143 Před 4 lety +4

      @@TheWarmachine375 it was a trick to send all the bad parts to the warp

    • @coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007
      @coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007 Před 3 lety

      @@TheWarmachine375 He actually reinstated those who kept their shit together and didn't invade Terra. Same with the Adeptus Ministorum.

  • @sabbirraiyan3396
    @sabbirraiyan3396 Před 3 lety +5

    "my apologies, I do not speak fungus"
    I am dead.
    2:43

  • @bigmoe9856
    @bigmoe9856 Před 4 lety +12

    5:27
    Damn...I don't think I heard a voice actor produce that much Dad Authority before.

  • @comradestarbucks2726
    @comradestarbucks2726 Před 3 lety +3

    Each Primarch was created with a specialized task in mind. Guilliman was made to be the adult in the room.

  • @windwulfboi
    @windwulfboi Před 4 lety +14

    .... I now want to see Guilliman playing fetch with my Primarch, and I don’t know how to freaking deal with this blatant heretical thought.

  • @AdeptKing
    @AdeptKing Před 4 lety +8

    This is starting to make me thing that in TTS Guilliman is actually just waiting to be woken up like the Lion. Like maybe the Emperor knows he'll just get up when his pod is turned off and that's why he keeps telling Kitten to go turn it off.

    • @RocketHarry865
      @RocketHarry865 Před 3 lety

      or alternatively the TTS Emperor finds out about the Imperium Secundus

    • @AdeptKing
      @AdeptKing Před 3 lety

      @@RocketHarry865 Considering that the Lion and Sanguinius were involved in that too, I don't know if he'll be that mad. Wait doesn't he already know about it anyway?

  • @arkanterian4663
    @arkanterian4663 Před 4 lety +3

    You know what, Grandpapa Smurf. You're okay.

  • @elvismartinez9067
    @elvismartinez9067 Před 4 lety +27

    Does this take place in the future of "If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device" canon? If so this feels like it would fit right in there.

  • @marcusalm7350
    @marcusalm7350 Před 4 lety +4

    Robute wanting to scratch Russ behind his ear makes a lot of sense.
    He first and foremost didn't ask for his brothers back to help him in the fights for humanity. He wants his brothers back to mess with them! Just like true siblings!

  • @ElectromagNick
    @ElectromagNick Před 4 lety +36

    Real talk, though, is this future canon to TTS or some other form of 4th-degree warp-realm fuckery? What with the Paradox-Billiard-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip-Poker games and the life support.

    • @updfdrakkell143
      @updfdrakkell143 Před 4 lety +1

      it probly is. sadly the show cant keep up cuz its a show made by like 10 ppl. I, and many others I'd bet, would love for TTS to be a cannon story that has a ep every week

    • @ElectromagNick
      @ElectromagNick Před 4 lety +10

      @@updfdrakkell143 Hey, every bit of TTS we get is golden, I'm fine with them taking as long as they need. Just the nature of the project, small team, and other life stuff. Plenty to keep occupied with between episodes.
      And TTS is basically my chosen canon anyway. They seem to have better grasp on the IP nowadays than either GW or Black Library, truth be told.

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim Před 4 lety +4

      It has been confirmed that the voice of Papa Smurf in this video will be the Voice Actor for Papa Smurf for TTS.

    • @updfdrakkell143
      @updfdrakkell143 Před 4 lety +4

      @@ElectromagNick 1st part- I know but its just such a good show I want it on tv lol
      2nd part- i wouldnt be as big a fan of 40k is it wasnt for TTS

    • @ProfesserLuigi
      @ProfesserLuigi Před 3 lety +1

      @@ElectromagNick TTS is so dense in quality and gets better ever episode that I'm shocked it comes as quickly as it does.

  • @marty2129
    @marty2129 Před 4 lety +6

    I lost it at the Cato Sicarius answer :D Absolutely marvelous... :D I hope TTS Guilliman is going to go both this and the Calgar route :D

  • @LordBloodraven
    @LordBloodraven Před 4 lety +16

    Did the Eldar mix the soul of Strongbad with Lord Guilliman when resurrecting him?
    It felt like the Lord Commander was running sbemail.exe in the Grim Dark of the Future.

  • @POTUSenclave
    @POTUSenclave Před 2 lety +4

    Oh man, its sad to see so many TTS references now...

  • @darkscholar625
    @darkscholar625 Před 4 lety +10

    "I do not speak fungus" LMAO

  • @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370

    The Emperor wanted a Human-dominated galaxy.
    Now, he has a half Daemon, a half-Ork, and soon he'll have a half-Eldar kiddo.
    Talk about sour irony.

  • @Arkaeus04
    @Arkaeus04 Před 4 lety +49

    Will this be Guilliman tts voice

    • @40KTheories
      @40KTheories  Před 4 lety +44

      Yup.

    • @alptuggul2984
      @alptuggul2984 Před 4 lety +17

      @@40KTheories This being an April Fools video.Makes me take your answer with a grain of salt,my good sir.

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 Před 3 lety

      @@alptuggul2984 he is also the voice of Guilliman in Oculus Imperia. So it's probably true.

  • @enricopaolocoronado2511
    @enricopaolocoronado2511 Před 3 lety +3

    "Have you *seen* a normal Astartes? We are *ALL* mutants regardless."
    Oh boy, them puritanical Chapters are gonna be throwing so many tantrums it'll rival Abadabbadoodoo's thirteen temper tantrums. Especially the likes of the Black Templars.

  • @aidanfedorochko3728
    @aidanfedorochko3728 Před 4 lety +66

    Question: Is egotism a genetic flaw of your sons?

    • @chrisleonard2066
      @chrisleonard2066 Před 4 lety +27

      Admiral Thrawn bold question coming from a xenos even more more blue and even more self-assured in his own intellect

    • @updfdrakkell143
      @updfdrakkell143 Před 4 lety +6

      @@chrisleonard2066 but he is still more human like than some vag heads......

    • @Goran1138
      @Goran1138 Před 4 lety +12

      @@chrisleonard2066
      Chiss race evolved from ancient human colonists.
      They are much more human, that Ogrins or ratlings

    • @chrisleonard2066
      @chrisleonard2066 Před 4 lety +1

      Goran1138 non-sanctioned mutants require purging. Further discussion will result in servitor conversion

    • @chrisleonard2066
      @chrisleonard2066 Před 4 lety

      UPDF Drakkell ...fair observation

  • @professorsponge1554
    @professorsponge1554 Před 4 lety +33

    Darn, didn't see this questionaire session. Would have submitted a question concerning Barabas Dantioch and the many loyalist Iron Warriors during the Heresy.

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim Před 4 lety +2

      I would have submitted something on behalf of a Tyranid Hivefleet, cause Funny.

  • @Snakedude4life
    @Snakedude4life Před 4 lety +84

    “LOVE CAN BLOOM” is canon.
    Socialist goblin 2020 🐸

    • @updfdrakkell143
      @updfdrakkell143 Před 4 lety +4

      all I here is Kitten yelling...... lol

    • @RuSosan
      @RuSosan Před 4 lety +9

      It was always canon.
      Such a vast galaxy with too many different situations and circumstances to count, and people try to claim with absolute certainty that it's _iMpoSsiBLe_ for a human and eldar to find love?
      *Pfffthah.*

    • @hithere5553
      @hithere5553 Před 4 lety

      RuSosan even if they view us a monkeys, where do you think aids came from?

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 Před 4 lety +11

    17:46 because you two are adorable together

  • @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370

    3:04: we know what you did, Rob. You can't lie to the Internet.

  • @Sam-bp2st
    @Sam-bp2st Před 4 lety +7

    0:39 "Aficionado of all things blue"
    Does that mean that Guilliman is the primarch of the Alpha legion.... So does that mean he is Omegon?!?!

  • @willhiggins9563
    @willhiggins9563 Před 4 lety +8

    Guilliman “Wipe you noises on Magnus’s hair.
    Magnus “What!?”
    Guilliman “I would bring all my brothers back if I could.
    Magnus “Ah, that’s sweet brother.”
    Guilliman “Magnus better get ride of the nipple horns, and wings.
    Magnus “Teezeech said they increase model sales, and I can’t change back right now.
    Guilliman “Be good to all, except Magnus.”
    Magnus “You know what brother, why don’t undo that ridiculous edict that put you all a disadvantage during the Heresy, AND work out some better long distance communication tech, because either of those changes would have made WORLDS of different back then.
    This is why me and my legion have been withholding a psychic ritual that would seal the warp tear on Terra.

  • @sanguiniusonvacation1803
    @sanguiniusonvacation1803 Před 4 lety +11

    " no. Just ...no. "

  • @drakesucks
    @drakesucks Před 4 lety +7

    When a Sanguinius and a Corvus love each other very much. HAHAHAHA!

  • @lloydgush
    @lloydgush Před 4 lety +5

    "eldar bodies" guilliman ain't a simp.

  • @spagandhi
    @spagandhi Před 4 lety +2

    He went to look for a bike for Rogal and found another primarch

  • @singletona082
    @singletona082 Před 4 lety +5

    It's that time of year again kids! Well done.

  • @Southern_Crusader
    @Southern_Crusader Před 2 lety +2

    “I want to scratch behind his ears again.”
    I almost fell over laughing at that and the image I thought up will warm my heart for a while to come.

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 Před 4 lety +8

    Someone should've asked about his own chapter's seemingly impossible feats.

    • @teamnoob52
      @teamnoob52 Před rokem +1

      Also about the "Miracle Elixir".

  • @bigneto95
    @bigneto95 Před 4 lety +5

    Now we know what to expect when he returns in TTS

  • @blakereedy5074
    @blakereedy5074 Před 4 lety +3

    the emperor text to speech references in this are great and the blood ravens being a combo of raven guard and blood angel is both an easy out and plausible at the same time.

  • @Fuerto203
    @Fuerto203 Před 4 lety +3

    I just gotta say Guilliman saying he doesn't want to choose whichever traitor primarch he'd want back but he wants all of them is actually kinda heartwarming?

  • @hughgedney3393
    @hughgedney3393 Před 3 lety

    A very extremely awesome video as always 40k Theories, and very interesting one too.

  • @franciosdeaeruiu7555
    @franciosdeaeruiu7555 Před 4 lety +2

    Yes! Eldar booty is now sanctioned by the imperium lmao

  • @shiron1076
    @shiron1076 Před 2 lety +1

    "How could you ask me to choose. Bring them all back"
    Ghaddamn papa smurf

  • @davidb3155
    @davidb3155 Před 3 lety +1

    "Belisarius! WHERE ARE MY LEGIONS!?" - Guilliman at the Teutonburg Star Cluster

  • @JCDenton2012Modder
    @JCDenton2012Modder Před 3 lety +1

    "Dear Blue One... suppose I theoretically have a clone of Fulgrim in my collection... would you like him back? If, suppose, you would be interested what would you trade me for his safe return?" Crazy Trazen.

  • @joefenwick-scott3807
    @joefenwick-scott3807 Před 4 lety

    Brilliant, keep up the great work!

  • @refurbishedtechpriest9076

    ... I loved every second of this and sincerely hope there will be more in the future, especially if the other Primarchs are features.

  • @VVizardthewizard
    @VVizardthewizard Před 3 lety +2

    "Bring them all back" that hit the heart bro

  • @channingdeadnight
    @channingdeadnight Před 4 lety

    Good job this was a pleasant surprise.

  • @TotallyNotAlpharius
    @TotallyNotAlpharius Před rokem +1

    As a fellow brother, I can relate to that “Why are you asking me to chose? Bring them all back!” but way to well. That hit me in the feels

  • @isaacclarke8945
    @isaacclarke8945 Před 4 lety +4

    I’m confused... All this time I thought his proper name was Roboute Guilliman, not Roboute, son of Mogh.

  • @DogseatDogs
    @DogseatDogs Před 4 lety +27

    Hey Bobby G, if that eldar ever broke your heart, I can show you a fantastic place of inhuman beauties for you - r/MonsterGirl.

    • @Snakedude4life
      @Snakedude4life Před 4 lety +3

      Trịnh ngk
      My lad.😎

    • @updfdrakkell143
      @updfdrakkell143 Před 4 lety +4

      *insert interspecies reviewer meme here* now there's a man of class!

    • @jacobwilson8579
      @jacobwilson8579 Před 4 lety +2

      Better show his sons, the poster boys of space marines being monster girl lovers ha. No seriously some one make a comic of this.

    • @DogseatDogs
      @DogseatDogs Před 4 lety

      @@jacobwilson8579 Sequel idea for Flashgitz' Black Templars' Purging Adventure: Joyous Slaughter in r/MonsterGirl.

    • @randomguy3954
      @randomguy3954 Před 4 lety

      Someone is about to get blammed soon