Ellen DeGeneres Couldn't Get a Ticket if She Tried
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Ellen DeGeneres Couldn't Get a Ticket if She Tried
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This is like Siri talking to Alexa
Nice one👌🏾
😂😂😂😂 yes!
Thank you!
Cody’s Vlogs omfg 😂
Omg yes lmao
She's interviewing him lmao
Mesheka Thompson right 😂😂😂
And I think you look hot in that little picture.
She's used to asking the questions lol
Wow you’re pretty 😍
@@LetGo0007 thank u :-)
Is Jimmy Kimmel being interviewed by Ellen DeGeneres or is Ellen DeGeneres interviewing Jimmy Kimmel?
yes
Chad Friedman the latter
easiest money he ever made. sit back, shut up and say "uh huh" when ellen's on. (She's entertaining, she'll just start rolling and before you know it the time slot is up)
Chad Friedman you said the same thing just in different forms😂
those would be the same thing
When Ellen is on a show it becomes The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Lol true
No, it becomes dogshit
Jay M no it doesn’t, no more than any guest.
No stop
Definitely Dosent
Everytime Ellen comes to other talk shows she makes like it's her own talk show you get meee
Megat Aliff right! I was thinking the same thing when she started asking jimmy questions
You said the same comment on the other video 😂
I was thinking the same 😂
@@ErosMorelli so u be tracking him
She's always seemed to have a bit of an ego. Not that her self-confidence is undeserved, of course. But she comes off as someone who claims ownership of every room they walk into.
Somehow it's like Ellen is hosting and Kimmel is the guest in this lol
s리버틴 I think she forgot that she was the guest
Ya
I feel like that happens most times when talk show host are guests on other shows.
I think hosts like herself can't help it. They are use to controlling everything to make sure everyone is entertained and happy while also being limited with time.
Was looking for that comment. Relateble.
At the end when she said "I'm gonna getcha" all I could think of is Dory trying to catch the anglerfish light 😂
lol
ckingbird22 YT SAME😂
She turn the table. She became instantly the host.
"suggested limit" hahaha
Janica made me laugh 😂
Hahaha my ass
That part deserved more laughter from the audience 😂😂😂
@@495hexil it's all fake laughing anyway
When Ellen interviews jimmy instead of jimmy interviewing Ellen 😂
When you're not funny 😂😂
Was gonna like your comment but it’s on 666, hail satan! Lol
This might be on the same level as when Jimmy Neutron and the Fairly Oddparents did a crossover
julionumber9 this comment made me breathe again
This reference was so satisfying to read, A+++
Best comment on the internet EVVEERRRR!!!!
NO don't ever cross that line again...
Idk bruh. That crossover was legendary
Two interviewers interviewing eachother
1:03 just two humans talking about human stuff
Lil FreeZer lol
Most underrated comment here 😂😂
@@samjupeiters what? what's so underrated about it. it's barely funny.
If I could look as good as Ellen at her age, I'll be a happy camper :)
Eric Champlin if I could look as good as Ellen any age.
I know right? All vegans age like fine wine
are we looking at the same face ?!
She's aging well for a white person. There are two factors that cause skin to age: chronological ageing and photoageing. None of us can avoid chronological ageing - like it or not, we cannot stop the passing years from leaving their mark.
But photoageing is a different matter. It does vary according to your skin colour, a result of the varying degrees of pigment that we produce.
The darker your skin, the larger the pockets in skin cells known as melanosomes, and these contain the sticky pigment melanin. Very pale skin produces almost no melanin, while black skin produce the thickest melanin of all - known as eumelanin.
Have money like Ellen & you too can look a bit younger. Pulled,botoxed,peeled,cryogenic,hyperbaric cold shower every 2months. Sqeezed& all the other things rich ppl do to slow down facial aging
when a talk show host interviews another talk show host you never really know who's gonna end up asking the questions🤣
“you do a lot of good for the world” LOL
_Can't wait for Relatable. I absolutely adore Ellen._
Ellen is so funny, love his show
Yeah. _She_ is hilarious.
this is a brilliant comment
Flat DarkEarf yeah ? You love his show ?
@@caitlindaley5485 😂😂😂😂🤘
I can’t believe Ellen is 60, she doesn’t look a day over 40.
She's 60!!!!???
Tbh she looks 30 ish
@@justaperson153 I think she looks 40 ish
rohith kumar yeah lol she is 60
She looks 45 wth
It's weird to see her doing stand-up and not being on her talk show.
she’s sitting down. even weirder.
MOST KIND-HEARTED PERSON ON THIS PLANET! ELLEN THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING SO AMAZING TO THIS WORLD
At least she doesnt do the *DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM* crap. Lol. You do alot of good Ellen. And it comes back to you
trudesinadelaide that’s pretty contradicting, she def does but she earned it 👂🏻
That’s because everyone and their mother already knows who she is
I want to meet Ellen the “Generous” 🙏
You reminded me of Nicki Minaj 🤣😁😅😘 "I'm Degeneres QUEEN! Ask miss Ellen."
@@juwairiyaumar7761 Now I want to rewatch Ellen embarrassing Nicki with her Anaconda parody. lol
@@aaliyahfoster2705 Lol 🤣🤣🤣 YAAASS!!
Be a Cop
ellen degenrate
Did Jimmy host Ellen or did Ellen host Jimmy????
Nick Cannone whatever guest always hosts jimmy lol
Dead 🤣🤣🤣
Nick Cannone she was trying to
Yes
Idk why but the speeding gun part made me die of laughter 😂😂
It’s very weird to see Ellen in this perspective, like behind her
Is that a Friends reference?
Joey: Have you ever looked at someone that you’ve known for a while and then suddenly…suddenly see them a different way?
Joey's Date: You mean like from behind?
@@jennhoff03 niceeee
Ellen is just so charismatic and likeable. You can’t help but smile.
For some reason, I thought by ticket they meant ticket to Jimmy's show, as in Ellen couldn't get a ticket to his show even though she wanted to because it was all sold out.
Same
Same
Jimmys show would never be sold out 😂
Yep
Same
This haircut outlines Ellen's ears, oh well now Ill just stare at her ears.
BetweenMentions I was thinking the exact same thing.
Yes omg I never noticed them til today
Now I can’t stop looking
Thank you for letting me know that I not the only one having the same thoughts the whole time. 😂
Thank you for spooling the vid for me.
She is younging or aging 🤔
Peterthespidy it’s called make up
Aging young
Peterthespidy aging
Or middleing
I like the term "younging"
Ellen looks a bit different here than she does on her show. Probably a lot of lighting and lenses.
her show is very brightly lit whereas this is darker because it is a late night show
And u see her from the other side 😂
Din yes definitely, on Ellen’s show they use a lot of filters & soft focus lenses on the cameras, it’s why Ellen & every other celebrity looks so much younger. But then when you see paparazzi photos of her in ‘real’ life she looks much older!
Looks a little less like a man than usual
Din Her personal makeup team from Ellen vs team for Jimmy.
They both have a good chemistry.
Mom I wanna be a traffic police officer now. I wanna meet Ellen !
😂 😂 😂
😂😂😂
LOL
Why am I watching this at 5am
Same.
Relatable
At 2:57 a.m. working graveyard.
It's 4:35 pm in India now.
It’s 6:00am rn
Who thought that this was about her not being able to get a ticket for her show?
She's sucha tv host. He's supposed to ask the questions but seems like she interviewed Jimmy lol I love her!
Edit: wow didn't think I'd get much love on this lol Happy Holidays y'all!
Everyone that’s reading this have a spectacular day.
Devilman Crybaby don’t tell me what to do.
😘😍😘😍
Same to you buddy 😃
Same to you 😍
Thank you❤you too
Who's interviewing whom😰
Ellen is always a terrible guest, She always starts interviewing the host instead of letting herself be interviewed, so it just becomes confusing to watch...
Whom is a made up word to confuse college students
@@RajeshMalani if you can replace it with him or her, it's whom. you're welcome. it it is he or she, it's who. mostly. kinda. sorta. lol
Barbus I don’t think she’s a terrible guest, she’s just not used to being on the opposite end. She’s funny and although it may get a little confusing when she’s being interviewed, it’s still entertaining.
I think it’s because it’s her job to host several people a day so it’s a part of who she is, I get it. It’s a bit annoying, but I get it.
I have a terrible sense of direction too. :(
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming what do we do-
We swim, swim, swim.
Lol imagen if she got a ticket after this lol😂😂😂
L m a o i cannot "imagen"
L M F A O I C A N N O T IMAGEN
In Texas, going 85 MPH in a 60 MPH zone is called "not going fast enough"
Jose Calderon
That’s why Okie’s make fun of them, y’all can’t drive😂😂😂
Ok in all honesty it’s something I would do but still
I know, I love it! I moved to Texas 5 years ago and was delighted to find out it's nothing like the stereotypes and that you can drive fast. :) My power is always going out bc they don't put the power lines under ground, but other than that it's not too bad. :)
That’s right! We don’t have time for slow pokes!
60 is the minimum speed
Jose Calderon false is getting a 300 $ fine
"Ellen DeGeneres interviews Jimmy Kimmel"
TRUTH: There is nothing worse in the world than passing a slow driver, only to continuously hit red lights with them right behind you.
I drive slow because I know the light is just in front. What is the point of going fast when the light is just going to stop you?
Omg that car scenario is totally me loll
P9p ]
1i y re beeheh ggrounds e eg e eh e e eh qq
And I can't get OUT of a ticket to save my life.
Now you know all you have to do is become Ellen.
New Message or just don’t speed.
FORC3OFX F3AR
Right lol
Officer walks up behind a car.
Kate McKinnon furiously puts on a shirt, jeans and a wig.
Officer reaches the window just as she lowers herself on the seat having been holding up her body for effect.
Kate: Hi, I'm Ellen
Lmfao I did it in her voice too🤣🤣💖
Anne J me too
When you invite Ellen to your show, is not your show anymore😂😂 i love her so much
this is the ellen show featuring jimmy kimmel
It's 2:54 am here , exactly the video that I don't want when I am trying to get some sleep!
when the best meet,u cant seem to understand who interviews who. i like it
Giving Ellen a ticket would be a hate crime, lets just get this out of the way now 😂😂😂
Wait, they pull you over for doing 5 mph above the speed limit? Thank God they don't do that where I live. My insurance bill go through the fuckin roof.
KennyG881 ikr where I live EVERYONE goes five over 😂 even the cops
Lmao thats how it is in Arizona. Speed Limit is 65? You bet everyone is driving 70-75 MPH.
We get a bill and a point for that in England
Yeah i got pulled over for going 82 in 75
I think that cop must have been bored...it drives me crazy when people go exactly the speed limit because most people don’t!
Oh My God do you wanna get a selfie😂😂
I don't think I would ever forget the sound of her voice. ♥️
When she says “I’m gonna get you” right at the end, I just hear Dory talking to the baby jellyfish lol
When she said “ I’m gonna Get Ya!!” Totally Dory voice 🐟😊
This was basically just a sit down chat. Amazing
0:58 Only a conversation two millionaires can have with each other
Even though she’s a guest on Jimmy’s show, she’s the one that seems to interview jimmy!!
Meanwhile I’m over here googling how to fight my first speeding ticket 🎫
She paved the way for all of us and we are greatful
That piece from her stand up was hilarious! Can’t wait to watch it.
"I really don't speed that much, but I was speeding another time on the freeway"
😂😂
She’s such an amazing person!!!
Love Ellen so much♡♡♡
Can’t imagine a world without this woman
That last line "I'm gonna getcha!" Reminded me of when Dori says the same thing in finding Nemo!
One of th best things that came out Relatable. We can hear Ellen at the otherside of the table 😁♥️
Famous people shouldn’t get certain privileges/exceptions it’s unfair but I love Ellen so it’s okay
Michaela Suorsa dumb dumb
Corrigendas it’s a joke but ok sensitive ass
Corrigendas you repeating what I said didn’t accomplish anything
Michaela Suorsa I know
she was just 35 not 135
ur a girl i`m sure u can get some "privileges" in...lets say a ticket situation maybe u_u
Love the way jimmy kimmel goes up and down when he laughs
First bit is literally me everyday lol
Ellen still doing the interview lol
I thought the title meant tickets for movies or concerts or even planes lol
me too lol
This is a battle between talkshow hosts... lol (laughing emoji)
That "hoooooo" at 2:48 felt so real with headphones on
Why is she so AMAZING
She's a legend
An interviewer and an interviewer
Thats like a Pokémon Trainer vs a Pokemon Trainer
Ellen and Portia are so amazing! Thanks for sharing this because I missed it. Yes... I was watching Jimmy Falllon and Seth Meyers on NBC!
I just saw a comment on Ellen’s Ears , now I can’t unsee that there large😂 (I got no hate towards her btw)
Me too. I didn’t read the comments until after the video and when I read about the ears I had to rewind and now I can’t unsee it 🤣🤣
Well she is 60 your ear will always grow
Nervous When YOU Get Pulled Over?
Imagine Being Pulled Over & Being Broke! 😭
Edson Llanes and not famous lmao
When to hosts are on each other show it’s like they are both interviewing each other and I love it😂
this is weird seeing two talk show hosts talk to eachother
First time I notice how funny her ears are
Is it me just me or does every time she speaks I picture Dory talking to Nemo. When she said “am gonna get ya” Absolutely adore her ❤️
The suggested limit! I love it.
OMG I can't wait for Ellen show to be on Netflix!! I absolutely love her! She is so funny and very inspiring!
They need to turn up the light in the studio
This was like a battle of who is interviewing who
Love Ellen, she's the greatest.
laws should be equal for everyone no matter what!
*Everytime Ellen is on a talk show she ends up interviewing the interviewer* 😂😂 love her💜
It’s interview inception! 😂
Ellen got an absolutely cool haircut...
Two of my favourite celebs together... 😍
The suggested limit 😂
When she said "I'm gonna getcha I instantly thought of dory"😂😂😂😂😂
That hairstyle is made for her!
Idk it's weird to watch someone else interviewing instead of her interviewing them...😝😝
so RELATABLE and FUNNY
1:05 The Ellen Show jumped out of her haha