Shark Exorcist (2015) - The Search For The Worst - IHE
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This really seems like they took a lot of porno videos, cut out the sex, mush it on together then called it a movie
*_i like to get wet_*
Jack jcv and the come inside me spirits bit
Alex Noel *cum
that first after credit scene looks like shes about to wank with the shark toy
Jack jcv that's hilarious XD
This whole movie seems like a really bad porno just with out the sex
Theycallmebella specially that girl in the park right?
Chris la due You mean the blonde who is ogled by that unknown creep with a digital camera?
ifkr
This. Honestly the main "actress", the ghostwakers chick and the brunette and fine af and pose like pornstars throughout
So in other words, its a...bad
On the priests desk, in the stack of books, look closely. There's a book titled "Respect for Acting".
There's also "Art of Acting"
Thats.......fucking hilarious. Wow.
Maybe he should have read some of those books
Which it did not, it flipped the finger to it.
Wow, that’s actually funny
"Things this movie made right:
1. Camera was on..."
Well, I don't know if that is positive or not.
‘What did this movie made right’
3.they spent A Dollar
*What did this movie made right?*
Jesus fucking christ, you have made me give up on the human race 🤦♂️ SMH.
that was actually their biggest mistake
Why does this movie exist? WHY?!?
Channel Awesome DADDY DOUG
Hell, that's why
Channel Awesome Because IHE remembers it so you don't have to.
Hi Doug
Take care IHE!Doug is going to steal this movie just like he did to Jon Tron's "Food wars".
I bet every "actor" and "actress" in this movie is a porn star.
"star"
"Ster_"
"movie"
"porn"
"I"
Sharks: exists
C movie directors: its free real estate
Im taking this. See you in hot.
@@gordyjorgenson8623 Even if sharks saw this they'll be like "C'mon guys, you serious?" 😂.
Overused format
C movies? More like F movies
Fun fact, actually.
A lot of shots of this were filmed at a marina in Tennessee, which was recently purchased by my father.
He's actually met the producers of this movie
Which one?
@@futureman123 I don't understand the question
Rhys of Sneezing Dragon Which marina was this filmed at?
@@futureman123 Clifton.
You mean he was in close proximity with the targets and didn’t take the shot?!
The water is the best actor in this movie
tru
That's the next oscar winner! FUCK decaprio!
LOL truuueee!
Does a better job than anyone else in this movie
Turns out Water is a serial killer though.
They tried to put him in jail but...
*He slipped through their hands.*
That's right those college years came in use.
Guy running for 5 minutes was the strongest character.
Girl InaHat I felt he was very relatable and he stood by his actions.
You mean "character". :)
Chozo Hunter You both each spelled it the same way.
ZOOBOO
Stop saying ZOOBOO on every last thing.
IHE: This is the *worst* movie I have ever seen
Mike Stoklasa: This is my pick for *Best* of the Worst
As Mike puts it : "I've seen this [points to Jack-O] I've seen this [points to Rock'n'Roll Nightmare] but I've never seen this [points to Shark Exorcist]. Even if it was made by a sick fetishist, it was new to the palate."
I CLAPPED! I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THAT THING I RECOGNIZED!
To be fair, he *is* the Devil’s son.
Wait rick you watch him too.
Hi rick
To quote the great Ralphthemoviemaker:
"I’ve seen pornography better edited than this."
Fuck that guy
@@rike94 what’s so bad about ralphthemoviemaker
@@rike94 No no, he's actually way better, remember when he exposed the dceu for the tax evasion scam that it was?
@@rike94 care to elaborate?
@@rike94 rike please we really need to know please
Here's a theory: Maybe these people were really pissed at your Amazing Bulk review so they created one of the most atrocious films of all time just to torture you.
That actually makes sense XD.
They tried to give him a seizure.
So should this be considered an attack? Like were they trying to give him a stress aneurysm?
I had a similar theory. They made this movie so bad on purpose, just to get IHE to say something positive about "The Incredible Bulk." Now on future copies of Bulk they could quote Alex on the DVD box saying, "It at least has a plot."
this movie was created before the review though (or at least i hope it was lmao)
im convinced that someone found a cheap porno vid, cut out the porn, then retitled it as a new movie
I am Fluffeh makes sense
Having watched the actual film, I get the same impression.
I am Fluffeh The fact that the movie IS that bad makes me sad and angry at the same time
I am Fluffeh Yeah, and it was probably called "Shark sexorcist"!
Yeah, it was a bad pun, but I'd believe it if it was once called that...
The camera man is like "need some help with that bikini m'lady? *fedora tipping intensifies*"
What about “velocipastor”
I need you to watch that.
I need SOMEONE to watch that.
I agree. I’ve never seen it, but now I’m kinda intrigued.
Velocipastor: The Dinos of the Lord
I can't wait for the sequel: *The Velocirapture*
I've heard of it. My uncle said it was really good, but I haven't seen it, but I was thinking the same thing
Oh. Mygod. That's pretty epic.
im 100% certain that this “movie” is literally just a bunch of local porn stars who made a bet with someone that they couldn’t make a serious film
they lost
I dug a little bit into the movie, and that doesn't seem to be the case. The director is just a really kinky dude.
If the names in the credits are anything to go by, I think you're on to something. Most of the actors have porn names.
@@stefanm.734 curious, can you share some of your findings?
The pornstars didn't make it though, donald farmer did
I googled that blonde girl with tattoos, but sadly, she's not an actual pornstar. Too bad. She'd make a killing with that body, although I wonder if with her level of talent she'd be able to actually fake an orgasm properly and not just lay there for 30 minutes like a dead fish.
Luckily, Bonnie Rotten has the same body type and a ton more tattoos, so I got that going for me, which is nice. All the porn Bonnie starred in before bleaching her hair blonde is glorious.
-7.8/10 too much water
Korro Chime Almost every review of Pokemon Sapphire and Ruby
Christian Campos Omega Ruby And Alpha Sapphire Also
The only one who gave the game this score is IGN
Still
As a Christian I am insulted by this movie.
As a human I am more offended
As a shark, I am also insulted by this
@@pixline3400 lmaooooooo you owe me the tea i spilled reading this
As a something that exist i am insulted
as satan i'm insulted by this
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I just realized, I think that "Aquarium" scene actually takes place at a restaurant in the Grand ole Opry Mall in Nashville TN. That restaurant was my favorite back when I lived there (I was like 10-11) but this also means they got that footage for free (and probably hidden) right outside or in the gift-shop.
I think this was filmed in Tennessee because I know two of the actors.
I noticed the Parthenon was in it too. I’m from Nashville.
Smart to film in Nashville, they're famous for their sharks. And probably nothing else.
Whoever made this movie had some pretty weird fetishes.
Chandler watches shark porn.
Zoonia Hiro Nah. I think that was the person who made Megalodon.
I'm going to regret asking this but what the fuck are you talking about?
Conor Quinn What do you mean?
You know what, never mind.
I read the title as "Shrek exorcist"
now THAT would be a good movie
Classy Rainbows agreed
DreamWorks did a collection of Halloween themed movies. Shrek Exorcist was actually one of them. they called it The Shrekorcist or something
There is a short film Dreamworks made a few years back as part of a Scared Shrekless Halloween special called The Shreksorcist.
We need a full length Shreksorcist II.
Shrek has lived on for long enough, just let it die, please?
Things I like about this movie:
The artwork on the cover looks hella rad
*And that’s pretty much it*
A few years ago during my freshman year of college, I sent this movie to my screen writing professor. This gentleman was one of the lead script proofers for Paramount Pictures for over 10 years, so I was curious to hear his opinion...
A week later, after one of his Adv. Screen Writing morning classes let out, I heard the students talking about him ranting about the movie. They said that he said, "Imagine the first film you made freshman year, now imagine something 100 times worse. That's this movie."
"If shark is in the title, it's going to be atrocious"
Okay but Sharkboy and Lavagirl
That was an oscar winning performance
A *well deserved* Oscar winning performance.
Sharkboy and lavagirl is my 3rd fav anime
HE RUINED MY *M E M E* JOURNAL
thetrueally
>implying it's even mediocre
"that memory you had with a friend"
*shows a picture of two people about to kiss*
Parker Dewrell I noticed that too haha
"LORD SATAN, ACCEPT MY SACRIFICE!"
She delivered that line like it's military roll call! xD
The breathing was because they hired Darth Vader as a cameraman.
I think they blew all of their budget on him.
Or on drugs.
Maybe both
Nah, it's because the cameraman was gettin the vapors.
"The power of Christ commands you!" in fucking tears 😂😂😂
JustDave That almost made me stab my phone into my wall
JustDave •3•
Did you mean : The power of Christ compels you
You don't understand: The Christ is commanding the shark, that's why a nun summoned it, and the shark tries to stop the movie by killing all the ''characters''. If he hadn't, this movie would have been a porno!
JustDave Christ should have commanded him to not make this movie
why did I misread this as shrek exorcist
I'm a weird normalist. I would watch that
You mean 4chan?
Now that's a movie I'd pay to see
I'm a weird normalist. You just made my day. XD
shrexorcist
I think most of this movie's budget went into the DVD cover.
I mean.. There's basically nothing in this movie That can Be paid money for
Like... Hiring the actors? Preety sure most of these did it for free
There's no sets... I guess... Plot? Probably written by the cameraman.
13:17
There are literally books on acting on the man’s desk. That is an amazing thing to see
Our policy is: No Reshoots
The blonde girl who is broken up with via forehead push: Amateurs like you do two takes, I do one take. Cut, print, I'll be in my three-story trailer.
Remember: No Russ.. i mean Reshoots.
No reshoots, one take only, inprov, what else?
Oh shit 666 likes
"I don't do second takes". #futurama
This makes my movie Oscar worthy
it really does!
No.
I found you again!!
o hai Mark... i mean Tommy
Oh hai spoon!
IHE: *goes on a hate filled rant about how people don’t go down slides like that*
Me: *visibly confused because the kids at my elementary school, including me, would go down the slide like that sometimes for fun*
I’m sorry to do this to you kid but LORD SATAN ACCEPT MY SACRIFICE!
It’s probably her laugh and the way she goes down the slide.
Yeah I did that too
Yeah, but not when you're a grown ass "mature" adult lol
@@cynicat74 Says you.
MAN, I miss this series. Alex, your writing is excellent, and your delivery is just so amazing. It’s been years and I’ve watched this so many times. 😂 I follow a lot of channels like yours and you’re still my favorite.
This has more views than the actual film and trailer...
deserves it.
Better movie with same title
A priest has to teach a shark how to be an exorcist in order to purge a demon from a whale before the demon-possessed whale can set off a nuclear plant
Go make your movie!
There's nothing stopping you!
@@holy1to325 Literally...
Uuurrmmm...
Well, it wouldn't be better if it was made by the same people lol
But your premise is already better than this movie.
Got me an idea!
JJ Abrams: It's so easy to make movies now. Anyone can do it!
Donald Farmer: *I'm about to end this man's whole career.*
Nemesis you CAN do it, but it doesn’t mean he SHOULD
Lol. Donald Farmer has probably caused people to appreciate directors like JJ Abrams a little bit more. He may be a hack, but at least he's not making films that are to fulfill his fetishes like Donald Farmer.
I sighed when the nun was saying satan accept my sacrifice like it took my 5 seconds to realize I sighed to my body sighed without my permission from a singe scene
That's why _Jaws_ wasn't named _The Great White Shark_
ok ok than*
ok ok same here
It was here in Germany :P
Saeris well, wasn't the shark a Megalodon (not sure if I wrote that right)
@@kreatona4219 no, it was a great white
how embarassing... i'm recognizing places from around my hometown Nashville TN where they filmed this atrocity.
fucking hell.
Heather Holt the only good quality is the set
Heather Holt On the bright side, there's a very good chance you could find some of the people who made this shitfest and kill them for making this fuck
Da fuq, i live in Nashville TN too. Awkward.
***** right lol I guess they though PercyPriest or Old Hickory lake looked enough like an ocean set with all that beach sand and all those palm trees and all the people running around in bathing suits. And the colosseum , every beach has a colosseum nearby. That shark must have been one of the ones from the Aquarium Restaurant that escaped when the Opry Mills flood happened. 🤔
omg, I thought I recognized port mills. that's that aquarium restaurant. how awkward was that for everyone D:
The real sin is a shark in a lake.
Tbf Lake Nicaragua has a landlocked population of bull sharks
Can’t believe they actually filmed 1 hour and 11 minutes of trash. Smh
IKR
and it's not even the "Garbage" Pail Kids...
the water was good at acting
You actually got me with your username
Oh, I'm sure they filmed at least a good hour and 20 minutes of trash, before editing.
For anyone even thinking that he's greedy for putting three ads in the video:
1: It's an ad every ten minutes (the length of a regular length video)
2: He makes one video less than every week, and puts a shit ton of effort into them.
I'd say he deserves it
nobody says that. If anything I'd say he deserves to put four on there
I wish there was a tip jar on CZcams because I'd SPAM that damn button
unfortunately there isn't so ill just have to watch LOADS of ihe and buy 2 shirts
Peq O I would've been ok with at least five ads tbh but I enjoy Alex's content so his amount of ads don't bother me
Peq O My first ad was at 4 minutes, not 10.
I'm suing.
Whatever I have AdBlock
*LORD SATAN, ACCEPT MY SACRIFICE!*
* throws dvd into the ocean *
*"Take it back!"*
**The waves wash the dvd back ashore**
“I don’t accept it because it’s like handing me your medical bills not a sacrifice”
*ocean spits it back*
"Begone foul demon"
Don't pollute the oceans! 0.00000000000000001 seconds of contact with the water will annihilate the whole shark population!
I feel bad laughing at this because one of my co-workers was in this. haha.
My co-worker played as the ocean
Someone asked if I was in porn since most of the actors look like they were cast from adult actors. The comment is gone now, but I want to respond anyways.
No, he wasn't in porn and I am not in porn. He usually worked full time at a factory and then he'd take time off to go work with horror films. He's worked with or starred in probably 2 dozen B-Horror films.
@@Uncle-Jay Oh my god, so you're telling me this movie wasn't being deliberately, hilariously bad? Like it was a genuine attempt?
@@Sam-go3mb I'd have to ask him. He walked out of work a few months ago because the CEO was giving him shit at a meeting. I don't even know if he still lives in the area.
Most bad horror movies are intentionally bad anyways and it's usually easy to tell.
@@Uncle-Jay Ah I see. Yeah this one had me laughing suspiciously much. Kind of comedically inspiring in a way, if it was intentional. What's you guess if it was or not?
Good. It is a horror movie. This movie’s existence is a horror.
I was going to say Jaws was a good movie with “shark” in the title. Then I took a moment to use my brain.
I would rather watch jaws than this
White Crayon lets just say jaws was good for the time it came out but I think the movie didn't age well
At least Jaws was goo-
FRIG IT’S THE THIRD SEQUEL RUN!
Same. Same...
I was thinking of Jaws too, but just because here in Brazil it was released as "Tubarão", which is literally "Shark".
The part with the lady at the park made me feel so awkward even though I was watching it alone.
The blond chick talking about liking to get wet made me think that she was about to sexually abuse the mentally disabled woman.
SO. FUCKING. UNCOMFORTABLE.
lenny pepperbottom
I watched it completely alone in my house with nobody else in the vicinity. And I *still* had to check over my shoulder to see if anyone else saw me.
Super Mutant Sam and Mas Oh, no. I definitely thought that too.
Tee hee hee
T e E H EE hE
Despite the shitty content they make, they actually seem like nice people. Ironic how those who made worse things than Derek Savage react better than him.
I just realize shark in the opening scenes is the same font as the Angry Birds
Finally someone else who noticed it lmao
You can't honestly tell me you've never gone down a slide like that.
I was just waiting for her to loose her footing and fall flat on her face.
i haven't
Really? The LAST person? Is that good or bad?
My man
Ytps Rock!
"The deaths of your brother" *"the deaths of your brother"* *"the deathS of your brother"* *"the DEATHS (plural) of your brother"* don't you just hate it when your brother dies multiple times?
Wolves_ Go_Wild it's so annoying sometimes
Your comment is masterful
Wolves_ Go_Wild My brother's name's Kenny, so that explains it.
jonnoweb *ThE WALkINg dEAd*
They ran out of Phoenix downs and Mana to res him.
I was today years old when I saw this. I forgot I even did this movie. I laughed my ass off through the whole video. Thank you absolutely hilarious..
WERE U THE CAMERA MAN 💀💀
@@ajv1437 I was indeed hahaha..
@@BubbaBradley wow that's honestly so funny and yet so sick😂😂 if you do remember, how was it filming the movie
@@ajv1437 hahah I remember once I thought back. Absolutely one take per shot and hurry hurry. I been tried to say about her facing the camera while I was behind and nothing lol. It was rushed and not slot thought but it’s always fun
@@BubbaBradley what was the worse scene of all the movie in your opinion 😂😂
This can't be a movie, almost certainly there was an ulterior motive... Maybe tax write off? Or maybe trying to flirt with one of the characters? (Happened before), or in some way this is a fetish film and somehow it's satisfying someone like that, what do you think of these theories?
14:58 You can hear the pure hatred from IHE
McCrackles you sure can.
15:03 right there. You can actually pin point the exact moment IHE snaps
sadly I worked for the carnival in this movie
adrian barron Is it a fun carnival?
What the fuck did you just take part in I feel so bad for you
adrian barron When being in a carnival and a movie becomes the exact opposite of a fun and thrilling experience...
Shark Exorcist is possessed by the devil!
How's the treatment going?
Lord Tachanka THE LORD
I love how the priests brother died multiple times. Best joke in the whole movie.
22:35 I bet he saved the pictures on his phone. .
"Go make your Movie there's nothing stopping you...... Except Money"
Louie Southgate ... and talent, and intelligence, and skill, and effort, and...
Who killed Captain Alex was made with $200
"The power of Christ commands you" I'm dying XD
Seth Nowac lol they can't even get the saying right.
It was a nun that summoned it. So if you think about it............. Oh my god a little bit of sense.
Eh, 'sclose 'nuff.
Seth Nowac That line literally made me face palm.
One of these days, they're gonna come up with "The Shawshark Redemption"
Just as you were explaining the intensity of your frustration, an eye strain commercial played and the very first scene was a guy screaming and throwing his computer on the floor in rage. I thought it was part of the video.
On the cover it says “Satan now has teeth”
Does that mean that Satan never had teeth? He’s toothless?
I mean “Satan has jaws”
@@t.lanfield1936 you realise you can edit comments. Right ?
my third eye has opened boi
You jawless, bro?
@@thisisfine1115 Yeah why didn't he just ejit the comment?
You really ought to check out a 90s straight to video film called "Creatures from the Abyss"
It has fish porn and a drinking game
fish porn
MichaelLeroi fish porn
MichaelLeroi Kanye, is that you?
fish porn sounds hot
I would do a fish.
Running for 5 minutes is character development right?
And then “I’d still do her”
This is literally the cinematic equivalent of those random story generator. Went from a guy running for 5 min, some priest that exorcises to a shark appearing in a portal.
It's just sad... I mean, Movies CAN be done well with a low budget... I mean look at Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail... But then.. you have... this...
TheBigChicken What about Whi Killed Captain Alex?
Monty python is the fucking best
Eric Larson agreed
TheBigChicken good frickin point
TheBigChicken WHAT is the average air velocity of an unladen swallow?
They legit could have been trying to film a really weird porno but then they found that shark animation in the middle of it and they were like "I'm sure we can use that... somehow" and restructured everything around it, removing the actual porn to turn it into a horror movie instead. I can think of no other reason to include the guy creeping on the lady in the park.
Yep. I bet it's somewhere in the depths of pornhub right now
Supah Pie
So there is a part where the guy running fucks the “dead body”
She's still kinda hot. I'd still do her.
They had to drop the porn aspect when none of the women agreed to doing it for fucking Shark Exorcist.
the women involved def look like pron actresses or dancers but i think if this was a porn it would be more financially lucrative - i think there's weird stilted creepy sexual themes in this, if we can really call them themes, because they were -barely- trying to emulate horror movies with sex exploitation elements- but because the ppl who made and wrote this are truly that incompetent they couldn't get it across properly
random running dude: damn she's fine
*pukes*
"And a shark comes out of a portal from the sky and kills everybody". Never thought i would hear that sentence ever in my life.
A demonic nun.
A demonic _nun_
A _demonic nun_
*_A DEMONIC-_*
CosmicTurtle365 DEMONIC NUN HOW DENSE CAN THEY BE?
*-**_NUN_*
I can only think of this working if either:
A) She was possessed,
Or,
B) She was meant to be a Satanist mockery of a nun, or something.
The first one is false, I think, and even if it were, I don't know why the spirit/demon/fucking whatever would keep the nun outfit on. It doesn't work as a disguise, cause a nun standing around a random lake is fucking bizarre and immediately eye-catching, especially to those passing cars (they extend they don't exist in the film, but you get my point). And the second one also probably isn't the case because she still dresses like a Catholic nun, and despite the fact that actual Satanism is, by definition, and unorganized religion (hell, "religion," is even pushing it a bit) I'm pretty sure that they deliberately avoid replicating the church as little as possible.
Essentially, the nun makes no fucking sense. Big fucking shock.
Me: *steps in a small puddle*
Shark: *eats the person standing next to me*
Subverted expectations ?
Those damn puddle sharks appearing anywhere, can it be a mod for a videogame just to become redeeming?
This happens in an anime called Jojo
dammit clash not again
@@divine5328 bruh
19:20 at the pier death scene the onlookers straight up bonk heads when they react. Like they both thought they were going to turn to be consoled and smacked foreheads lol
IHE, another horrible movie is something called "Izzy's Way Home" and is complete terrifying ripoff of Disney/Pixar's "Finding Nemo" Made by the Asylum, I suggest this animated movie if you are in the mood for tearing your eyes out.
do it
I saw that in the $5 bin at WalMart and laughed my ass off.
Soap Salesman My god that's great. That's hilarious
I saw Mr. Enter do that I think, and I regretfully watched it
it's a not disney movie just leave it to die
"You could edit that out and nothing would be lost"
pretty much describes the whole movie.
"You could edit the movie out of existence, and nothing would be lost."
You could remove our entire planet and nothing would be lost in the grand scheme of the universe...
Because all the value our planet is worth is cancelled out by the mere existence of this movie.
2hu
No, deleting it wouldn’t just mean that nothing is lost, it means something has been gained, the world would be a better place without this garbage
The books on the desk of the "priest" are all acting textbooks...
WTF?
17:59. Why does this movie have weird fetishes... and vomiting at several points? :P
So it's a porno without porn
It's just- it's just an o
o
I hate O's
"o, this exists"
Connor The Chosen as in O MY GOD THIS STINKS! 😂
Connor The Chosen would you like to buy an 'O'?
this video is much more dynamic in terms of animation compared to your others, I love it
Thanks for noticing!
The production value of the video is much higher than of previous videos, the quality and effort is shown in the finished video, really nice.
I Hate Everything you're a sexy avatar on the internet
I was going to mention that too, I love all the new expressions!
Yeah no, it really shows that you put down time and effort into this video, A+ man great stuff! :)
Red Letter Media just watched this film. Pray for them.
He was probably trying to het rid of it and no one would willingly take it from him
Sharkenstein, Raiders of the Lost Shark, and many more still needing to be review
I think Homer Simpson said it best "That's not a story. That's just a bunch of stuff that happened!"
MagnetoDorito wait he said that?! When
Season 2 finale episode titled Blood Feud
MagnetoDorito 😂😂😂😂😂 how does this not have more likes?!
@monster man it's an old video.
Well this movie is just that. A bunch of things that happened
SharkExorcist might be really bad, but that box cover is fucking sick
Dark Oniro agreed
I mean, seriously whoever the hell they paid to make that deserves a raise
Darko Corp I know im late, but...the creator of that image put a lot of effort rather than the film itself.
At 13:17 I just noticed the "Priest" has books on his desk about Acting, with one called "respect for acting" as if this movie isn't an insult to all things cinema.
Also why did the "child" sound like Ms. Crabtree from South Park when she voiced the "shark"
When I see people shouting and screaming on the camera , it’s the most annoying thing I ever heard... but when Alex shouts and gets pissed over something it is the funniest shit I ever heard
21:50 "So, I guess because he's covered in puke, it makes the priest mad, so then he strangles her. But I guess she wasn't secured very well, because she's free now. Then he [she] kisses the priest and his eyes go red, and a shark falls out of the sky from a portal and kills everybody."
What an array of words.
This might be the first time in history they have been strung together in such a way
and hopefully the last.
Perfect balance, as all things should be.
Pandine
Loooll
Sounds like another Sharknado sequel... because shark. :P
Sounds like a story kindergarten me would have written.
It's... Its almost genius.
Why do bad movies always end up looking like weird pornos?
so that there's at least something for a man's other brain to enjoy
The real question is why do pornos end up looking like bad movies
Because the acting is in the same tier
@@ZeXiOn26 not just men, I enjoy it too ;)
@@sambystoma.mexicanum Tbf, we're not there for the acting, we're there for the fucking.
I wasnt paying attention for while, and then tuned in to
"We are re-introduced to the bitch who was attacked by the shark."
Have a sub my good sir
Of come on, the at lest could have got the actor a pair of glasses when he switched roles from the porn actor to the priest. I mean it works for Clark Kent, right?
“The urge to stop this video right no-“
**ad plays**
12:59
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Same
Same
god the silent parts with the cameraman breathing was actually revolting. my stomach hurt
he was horny.
“Yes we can show that she is being filmed by putting a camera in the shot. This makes sense.”
23:58 SHE'S SMILING!
A missed opportunity to name it “The Sharxorcist”
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I apologize for any perceived plagiarizing!
Look a comment without spoilers ^^
The sharknado people probably have it copyrighted already
Non pronounceable
No
22:31 Hey guys it's scarce here
louis gardner lmao
lolololollolllllllololololololl
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOL
...am I missing a reference here?
In his face reveal video he walks out from behind a tree
I remember watching this when it first came out and it's still one of my favorite videos
No one:
nun:*LORD SATAN EXCEPT MY SACRIFICE*
it reminds me of the crappy videos my classmates made for their projects in elementary school, but at least those had a plot