Date/Epic & Disaster Movie - The WORST Trilogy of all Time
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How dare you call these men bottom feeders. Bottom feeders serve a vital function in their ecosystems.
Closer to zombies, feeding off of the people who don't have the capacity to survive.
Hahaha he had us in the first half
They’re nature’s cleaning crew!
Wow this movie surprisingly is better than the last jedi the writing is bad yet not as shit as the last jedi,
Level 5 Bottom Feeder
The one positive I can give Disaster Movie is that it did produce one of the best reviews of anything ever from LA Weekly: "This carpet-fouling mongrel of a movie no more deserves release than do anthrax spores."
Wtf lmao
Holy shit that's an amazing quote. Sounds like something Yahtzee would say.
another positive: seeing kim kardashian get crushed by a boulder to death.
@Randy Burton People of all ages can enjoy the misery of Kim Kardashian
Randy Burton that is mystery
I love how the Date Movie box says "From 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie". Should have just said "From the worst writers of Scary Movie".
Agreed king/queen person 🤪
To be fair, the Scary Movies aren't much better.
@@propheinx2250 scary movie 1 is amazing tbh
@@propheinx2250
The first few scary movies banged.
@@propheinx2250 they haven't aged the best but a least they actually have jokes
Fun fact Seltzer and Friedberg never actually worked on Scary Movie at all. They sold a movie parody pitch to Dimension called Scary Movie and when the Wayan's changed the title of their horror spoof to Scary Movie Selzter and Friedberg threw a temper tantrum and claimed the Wayans were stealing their movie, and after months of WGA arbitration they got writing credits despite not working on the movie in any capacity.
I didn't know it was possible, but you made their reputation even worse in my eyes than it already was.
This is honestly so funny
So they are leeches?
Also the Wayans are why the first two "Scary Movie" movies are actually funny to watch.
@@daniboy4153 the wayans weren't involved with 3&4 but I consider 3 to be my favourite one , 4 is ok
The best fart joke I’ve ever seen in a movie is the one from Finding Nemo when the undersea mines are exploding and it cuts away from the chaos to show the waters surface...two pelicans right next to each other and due to the mines a bubble pops next to the one of the birds, the other one then says “nice.” and flies away. Classic.
Now that I think about it, it’s actually a really underrated joke 😂
I think lighthouse has the greatest fart jokes in cinema
The campfire scene in Blazing Saddles is also a classic
Paul Bloggs the movie with Robert Pattinson and willem dufoe??
The fart joke that came to mind for me was “who does number 2 work for” in Austin powers. The only one I could think of that genuinely stuck with me over the years.
Comparing "Who killed captain Alex" to those movies is a CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY
Who Killed Captain Alex is pretty much the opposite of these movies. People with very little money working really hard with what few resources they have to make something completely new that’s enjoyable and delightful to watch and looks like it was a lot of fun to make, as opposed to people with too much money lazily slapping together something derivative and boring where everyone involved is getting a paycheck at least but they’re not happy about it because there’s nothing to be happy about in this production.
@@lmaolmao5587 other then those movies "who killed captain Alex" is made with passion and thus has a soul :D
Absolutely agreed. Captain Alex at least had real passion put into it. I'd take a low budget movie passionate movie over a big budget lazy cashgrab any day of the year.
500th like bc it's so true
These people actually *have the budget to make a great movie but they FAIL TO DELIVER ON AN IDEA THAT HAS LEGITIMATELY SO MUCH POTENTIAL*
Ahh got that out of my system
or calling the deadpool movies lazy...
The worst part of Disaster Movie isn't even the over-reliance on references, it's that they won't even trust you to recognize them. There always must be a character pointing out and saying "Look! It's the panda from Kung Fu Panda!" out loud because we're all stupid.
Then again, these references are so dated it can sometimes be a feature.
I don't recognize several references from Date Movie because all those celebrities, films and TV shows are from 2006. One of the "jokes" is... whoever Britney Spears was dating in 2006. Who the hell cares!
LOOK GUYS ITS PETER GRIFFIN FROM THE FAMILY GUY TV SERIES
These movies dated are beyond belief
That and how these references were all written off of little to no information about its sources and only through trailers, as they hadn't released yet, in my opinion
Which IHE mentioned in the video, but goes to show how lazy these jokes are written
When I was 9 I put Date Movie on for my grandad to watch. He wasn’t impressed and had serious words with my mother.
This is funnier to me than these actual movies
In all honesty these films are truly made for 9 year olds.
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I say all kids were made for this, especially babies. Hell even Beast Boy from Teen Titans would say this is stupid.
don't cry because it happened. smile because it ended.
You are speaking truth my friend
this joke is fucking genius
@@shady8045 who said they were joking?
@@christopherminutolo9384 true
Actually do both. Both is fine
So, the scene of the urn falling off the mantel and breaking open to reveal a fully decomposed human body actually made me laugh. Then it immediately cut to the cat humping it and I've never felt a laugh die before leaving my body before.
Dude, same. It's like they don't have confidence in their own writing, and add shit like that in to make the joke better, not realizing it ruins the joke
Disaster movie 2008
Chipmunks attcaks
Which scene
@@ihatethebeatles4587 11:33
Imagine if after every joke in this movie, a cat just came up to hump whatever's related to the joke.
It's kind of crazy that the pop culture references are actually more expensive than writing a joke.
Imagine referencing a movie that was released in the 1910s, and get sued for it.
@@edmontonboy99 what movie was this?
You don't have to pay royalties if you abuse copyright law to absolve yourself of any guilt!
@@ayanaalfonso5339 Can't happen lol everything before 1926 is public domain this year.
things disaster movie did right
-the camera was on
-the lens cover was off
-the camera is in focus
-uh...
-no that's it
@Joseph Legrand burn
Nah, thats some of the WORST things
If it didn't do any of that it would be 10/10 🍅
@@gdemerald581 Agreed, that way we wouldn’t be subject to this abomination of filmmaking
@@gdemerald581 your comment is funnier than anything in the movie movie trilogy
Things disaster movie did wrong:
-the camera was on
Oh, thank god you're still here, I thought a bunch of Funko Pops murdered you.
Jacob the Sad Boy it's because of their lack of smile
Hope it wasn't the Buzz Lightyear one. lol
Oof.
I thought elvis the alien killed him
I tought Diana got her revenge
I got Disaster Movie because it was cheap a long time ago. I stopped watching at about thr Alvin and The Chipmunks scene.
I gave the film to my friend for is birthday as he insisted that he liked those kinda films.
Then he stopped talking to me
He probably died to brain damage..
It was hilarious to me as a teen😂 I hated the live action film of Alvin. Haven't watched it again so dont idk if my opinions chnaged🤔
Toffeeman How in the hell are you still alive?
Al G The first one was pretty good from what I remember. After that it went downhill from there with the sequels like always.
@@Gerald-of-Riviera Nah the sequel of live action Alvin and the Chipmunks is the best one. 3 and 4 are pretty useless though.
Crispin Glover wouldn't do Back to the future 2 but he did Epic movie. He is a weird dude
And he also made me appreciate Johnny Depp’s Willy Wonka. While Depp’s had some weird moments, Glover’s satire makes Depp’s look like a normal human being!
@@hunterolaughlin
JD's an angel from what I heard.
i heard that guy's a creepy asshole irl but whatever i can't prove it so take it or leave it lol
Crispin wanted to do Back To The Future 2 but he asked for too much money so they refused. He is known to do dumb projects for money so he can then focus on doing the great well made artistic films he wants to make. He's been pretty successful at it. I'm a big fan of Crispin. Particularly his performance in Rivers Edge. Classic film
The best thing about Disaster Movie is that about 11 years after it was released, a talking British head decided to take a look at it and other movies like it as a public service, putting himself and his mental health at risk of permanent deterioration to inform his viewers not to watch them and suffer the consequences.
But I wished he did all of their movies… but I say just to these 3. Every movie they made is regarded, childish and too much for him to take.
Alex saying “Mmm PORN!” Is a sound-bite I never needed.
Davie Jones timestamp?
But always wanted
Garfelck 7:52
well if you're after sound bites of him talking about sexy stuff then you should check out the Fleshlight Podcast (Jarcast)
Bikini Bloodbath is a porno horror comedy movie in 2006.
I made the mistake of seeing Disaster Movie in the theaters, the most entertainment me and my brother got was watching a crowd of 30 people turn into 2 by the 50 minute mark(me and my brother "won" last man standing).
Who had to pay for the drinks afterwards?
Victory royale
1# victory Royale
I feel bad for u
You and I both. I went in blind with two others. Awkward as hell. It's the _exact_ reason I stopped paying full price for theater admission and started cloning DVD rentals to keep for myself.
im not sure if i remember it wrong but when i saw Juno being eaten, when i was a child, it disturbed me a little. no one wants to see a pregnant woman die gruesomely in a comedy. was her spine exposed whilst they ate their way into her womb from the back? thats how i remember it.
Fun fact: the “from 2 of the 6 writers of scary movie” isnt really accurate. Friedberg and Seltzer made a scream parody that had its script bought purely to stop it ruining the market before scary movie came out. In return friedberg and seltzer got their names on scary movie
How to Write a Plot for a Feature Film:
1. Make a List of Trending Movies/T.V./ Celebs
2. That's the plot
Lol this comment is underrated
Oh hey Ralph.
Oh hi Ralph.
Oh hi ralph just saw u in Nick cage a thon 3
Also add an offensive thing. Not even an offensive joke, just something that might trigger someone. Because I guess racism, sexism, etc. is just funny on its own now????
The perks to these films coming out is that:
1: They give people jobs
2: They make for a great template for what not to do for your satire film.
Daniel Preciado 😹
Betty Unicorn Well they’re gone for some reason.
And let's not forget, watching our favorite critics tear them to shreds as only they can
@@Mariorox1956 nah these movies are so bad the critics didn't even critique them
@@para-yw9dn Yeah I feel like these movies would actually be quite exhausting to critique, due to the insurmountable amount of awful aspects to them. It would just be too much.
I’ve always hated the gross out humour in these movies. They literally made me sick all the time.
Same boat as you. Only gross humor I've liked is the "I shat in your litterbox" from Scary Movie 2, and the piss sprinkler from Superhero Movie. Those counted as actual jokes (kinda) rather than just shit for gross humors sake.
Some shows I like do it and it doesn’t gross me out, it’s just annoying
"It feels like you're watching a porno that's a little bit too committed to the story" is the perfect way to describe all these movies and so many more.
Who Killed Captain Alex is one of the best movies ever made. ✊⚡
We are at an age where kids are too young to know the amazing bulk
Real talk, the movie isn't very good, but it's so infectious. It's hard not to be like DEADLY COMMANDOS for a week after watching it.
It's so much fun, and its not because it's bad. It's because it's entertaining.
It’s on the same level as Kung Fury
@@jays.6843 I feel like Captain Alex did exactly what it intended to do, bring joy to people who watch it. It's not 'meant' to be a polished production or even trying to ape something decent, like the incompetence on display in films like Plan 9 or Reptilicus. A group of people who love movies made a movie on a budget of under 200 dollars simply for the love of it. It's like the movie at the end of Be Kind Rewind, but in real life.
Yes, it's a wonder why it hasn't gotten any achievements
The fact that IHE needed more than 6 months to prepare for this shows how terrible these movies are
Vampires Suck is worse than the Twilight movies they parody
Behold, the new Guru Larry!
I think what really sucks about these, is how fast they become outdated thanks to the reference humor.
Change your profile picture it’s not funny
Ok
When I was at primary school, everyone I knew was absolutely obsessed with Epic Movie. You couldn't go through a single day without hearing at least 5 quotes and 3 discussions about which part was the funniest.
I never watched it myself, but now seeing this video I'm suddenly very concerned about the mental state of my old schoolmates.
Considering the movie, I think that one guy who draws inflation art is more sane than they are.
Burn them
@@thecheezyweebboy8835
They prolly grown up and realized how bad it was. No need to get violent.
@@giantpinkcat or did they
@@thecheezyweebboy8835 i don't know who's crazier the people who enjoy these shit novies or does who wishes harm to others because they like objectively awful movie?
I once caught a bit of Disaster Movie because I was zapping through the TV late at night. I thought I was having a horrible drug trip.
“That’s primary school level humor.” Hey that’s an insult to kids. At least they’re creative in their jokes even if they suck.
“Lmao toes” - 5th grader
“h”
-4th grader
still more intelligent and witted than all the "jokes" in friedbean and selzor's movies.
@Reece Orton it's called a joke Reece's Puffs
@@Jason_Something The exact moment you made a joke about autists being dumber than non-autist it was no longer a joke but an insult. I know that autism is a meme now, but as an autist myself, autism does not make you a bad person. Like, here is what you can replace autism with in your comment.
-Black 5th grader
-Jewish 5th grader
-Gay 5th grader
All of those are people who aren't worse just because of that, but are perceived worse because of stereotypes.
While your comment is better than the ED part of the DED movies, that just makes it worse. The n-word meme isn't about black people being dumb. The "female in the kitchen" meme isn't about females being pathetic. Jokes like that cause the Anti-Vaxxer logic that you would rather have dead than autist.
Only J.K. Rowling can do those jokes.
"I'm about to make the most expensive shitpost ever made"
-disaster movie directors
Emphasis on the word "shit"
@@Han-fm8do LOL
At least shitposts can be occasionally amusing. There's absolutely zero joy that can be derived from any of these "movies".
Hey! Don't insult shitposts like that.
Shitposts are intentionally low-effort and bad, the idiots who made this genuinely think it's the funniest shit put on film
I think when you get the point where a PORN PARODY not only has less sex references but *better jokes*, that’s the point you just stopped trying.
Unfunny Reference: The Trilogy
The stunt double gag was lifted from Mel Brooks. Y'know, a guy who makes *actually* good spoofs. No points.
You idiots! You've captured their stunt doubles!
Hjalmar Johnson wait wasnt mel brooks a voice actor
@@cherryspice1011 That's Mel Blanc, voice behind almost all of Looney Tunes. Mel Brooks is the film maker behind everything from Young Frankenstein, to Spaceballs, Silent Movie, Etc.
Hjalmar Johnson ah, that makes more sense
Oh god that Alvin scene was REAL?? I thought I was having a fever dream..
Same
I know that pain man
Yeah, I didn't even think that movie actually existed. This news terrified me
Sadly, I remember it perfectly. Although I was an Alvin fan back in the day of the movie so maybe I'm biased and the joke is hilarious...
A DECADE I'VE GONE NOT KNOWING WHY THAT MEMORY EXISTS, IT GAVE ME NIGHTMARES AS A CHILD. I WAS IN AWE SEEING IT HERE.
Seriously these movies need a new category called "Disgusting." NO JOKE. That Date Movie is just so gross, not one laugh, just stomach turning.
"Most of the movies being referenced in Disaster Movie weren't released when the script for it was being written." In other words, Friedberg and Seltzer never actually SAW any of the movies they were referencing, they saw the trailers for the movies they were referencing and wrote their jokes based on what they saw
I guess that's also why they make jokes about these movies that probably sounded very clever in their heads but ended up being done waaaay better in the movie itself.
Wolverine extends a single claw as if showing the middle finger? Done in X-Men 1. Hancock gets drunk and flies away hitting everything in his path? Done in Hancock repeatedly and his alcoholism is part of the fucking premise of the movie.
what so you are telling me, that one weird fever dream that I had years ago, was an actual film? I guess you learn something new everyday :/
Yeah... I thought that scene with the fake Alvin and the chipmunks was a fever dream...
jazzypaw I know right? With the dancing Iron man and the rabid chipmunks?
I'm still waiting for the day that I discover what I think was a movie I saw many years ago. Until then though, I can't prove to anybody that it exists.
@@jacksonpercy8044 describe it
@@lonelyboi7547 me too omg
I found one thing good about Disaster Movie:
It ended.
At least it did had the decency to do that much.
Even though its bad, I still watched it many times mainly for laughs
Robert Ware I assume he means laughs as in laughing at the terrible movie making
@@NeoReoxis Well, I was laughing while I told myself it couldn't get worse... I was wrong, it could.
I'm thinking now that IHE will go to hell, and his punishment will be this film, but it never ends.
Meet The Spartans probably would've killed him.
I saw epic movie in sixth grade, I remember paying attention throughout the whole thing yet I still had no idea what it was about and what the plot was
I fell asleep five minutes in then woke up about 30 minutes later saw how bad it was and walked out out of the theater and demanded my money back.
@@Hammerhead547 Did you get your money back? Cause I definitely would’ve done the same thing
One correction: It's bad slapstick they use. It's lazy, poorly written, poorly shot, and poorly performed.
Good slapstick is hard to do.
It’s not like the writers of genre movies even know what is god tier slapstick (i.e. Ed, Edd, n Eddy, Laurel and Hardy, The Three Stooges, etc.)
@@yaboimccoy8109 old charlie Chaplin, and tom and Jerry too
J yes
Kung Fu Hustle's slapstick humor is pretty good as well! (at least in my opinion hdjdk)
The Chuckle Brothers had better slapstick.
Who killed Captain Alex is the greatest film ever to grace humanity.
This but unironic
EPIC MOVIE!!!
Supa Kicka
Johnny Bolt I couldn’t agree more, that film is really charming
ACTION-PACKED-MOVIE
I feel sorry for the actors who were genuinely desperate enough to make it in Hollywood that they agreed to these movies.
Allyson Hannigan went right back to TV after this... and American Pie.
Reminds me of Shrek 2, it did the references thing properly. Pretty much every scene has at least one reference to something. But it also had it's own characters, it's own story with drama, and it's own jokes. It wasn't just references and the references often had some joke to go with them as well.
shrek 2 is a "dramedy".
“Like an awkward string of SNL skits”
Hit the nail on the head
yes perfect that's exactly what they are
Say what you will about SNL but at least their skits are short.
That's what Ghostbusters2016 ended up being.
The general point of movies like this is... something to watch... while not watching. Like, the kind of movies that are funny when you're drunk or high or you're hanging out with friends and you just want some stupid noise in the background.
And part of the appeal ~is~ the cultural references, that is seeing characters out of place, out of their element or in a different "universe" so to speak. That and the gross out humor, the crassness, the stereotypes... they're meant to convey a kind of cultural backlash. It's like everything you're ~not~ supposed to do or you're ~not~ supposed to find funny and they purposefully force those social taboos out into the open and then just mercilessly take them to task... it's cathartic in a way. It's like, "Oh, you find this offensive? Well here let me shove it right into your fat head, ya jackass!"
What's funny isn't necessary the content so much as the REACTION that the content elicits from people. It's funny not because ~it~ is funny, but because of the way ~you~ react to it in disgust, shock. You... YOU stupid, you're what's funny! :D
The stock video of a handsome black man smiling silently for 2 minutes and then exploding was infinitely funnier than all three of those movies combined
I know. 😂
Dying of ebola is funnier than these movies.
18:42 there you go homeboy
@@dingdawng I love how sensual that explosion sounds
Lmao. I genuinely thought that was from one of the movies, but I'm so glad you pointed this out.
Date Movie; the moment Alyson Hannigan gave up on her career. Fortunately Penn and Teller seemed to have some genuine compassion and sympathy. Maybe they thought How I Met Your Mother somewhat redeemed her
Date Movie and the American Pie franchise. What a career.
And 2 years later, Disaster Movie is still his worst ...
Could he have finally found THE worst after years and years?
Wow, I've got whiplash. A full corpse popping out of the ash container as it smashes was legitimately hilarious, but it was immediately ruined by the cat humping it. I don't think I've ever gone from all-in to hard-out on a single joke so quickly.
Yeah, but even good movies are guilty of this. In Avengers Infinity War there's a scene where a bad guy gets his hand chopped off by a portal and one of our heroes kick it in disgust. All that was hilarious on it's own but they ruined this very funny moment with a one liner... Don't remember who said what but the snarky remark kinda killed the joke for me!
It is quickly becoming an annoying trend...
@@anikmonette2140
It was Iron Man saying "Wong, you're invited to my wedding. " And honestly, that line was a much needed tension breaker.
I hate to say it, but I saw the original film. The scene was padded even further by the cat getting out a long pack of rubbers packages connected together and slow motion shots switching back and forth between the orgasming cat puppet and the shocked cast looking on. Yeah...this film (which was the least worst of the lot) was so low on content they had to "dramatically" slo-mo a cat humping a corpse to get PADDING!
The whole cat in the movie made it so much worse. Literally the movie would've been a lot more "tolerable" had they kept the cat out all together.
Also, is anyone else somewhat offended at how they portray cats in the movie? Maybe it's just me....
@@Reckno64 I don't hate the cat on concept. I mean, kitties misbehaving are a often used theme in comedy (see Tom & Jerry for example), but it was done piss poorly in this film. They went overboard on the crudeness, stupidity, and padding. I think it could've worked, but the writers and directors were just too incompetent and/or lazy to care. Worst part is was that it was a decent animatronic. One that was wasted in a horrid film. I hate saying this, but I also saw "Epic Movie" multiple times (long story short w/o going into details I was in a somewhat isolated part of the world on a job at the time and that was one of the few DVD's the small store had. Still regret that decision, but again, the pickings were slim). Again, the animatronic beaver in that movie was ok, but it was also wasted on another bad film that didn't deserve it.
Oh the “Movie” movies... the only time I asked the theater for my money back.
Did you get your refund?
No! The Jerks. They said they don’t give refunds after the movie has started. I think it was Date Movie, but I don’t remember. It was just awful.
Bee movie
Boi, The Spongebob Movie.
I torrented these films and still want my money back
When I was a kid I woke up in the middle of the night with disaster movie on and the chipmunks actually scared me
To all the aspiring filmmakers out there, you’re cool idea will never be made. But these did. These did
That's the sad part really.
"It's what I imagine the result would be if the manchildren characters from Step Brothers made a movie."
Nah, thats Holmes and Watson
Dang you're right!
That almost makes me like that movie. Almost.
That's literally every will ferrel movie that isn't "stranger than fiction", because that's seriously the only decent movie that fucker has ever been in.
Unless we include the Lego movie. Which I don't.
Blakest Know THAT belongs in the Search For The Worst!
I legit remember watching Disaster Movie and, even as a child, thinking: "This isn't really a movie, it's just a bunch of jokes."
And the jokes aren't even good.
You were a wiser kid than I. For some reason as a kid I loved Epic Movie. I brought great shame upon my family
@@MrRushhour4 same
@@MrRushhour4 Honestly, I also liked epic movie as a kid, it wasn't until disaster movie that I saw the light
@@MrRushhour4 Commit sudoku
My dad bought disaster movie but we couldn't finish more than 8 minutes.
I’m really annoyed that they got Eddie Griffin, one of the smartest and funniest stand up comics ever, to be in a fucking Friedberg/Seltzer movie.
I remember back in the day i went to see disaster movie with a couple of friends in a local theatre, and we were literally the only 3 in the whole room, it was one of the greatest nights, only us making fun of how awfull the movie was, laughting and screaming and trowing popcorn at each other.
You know a movie's bad when Kim Kardashian is the best part.
She's only terrible for the reality show, you have to actually try to give off that bad of a performance that it's recognizable, lol. I give her the benefit of the doubt.
I completely forgot that Kim once looked like an actual fucking human being once upon a time............
@@motodog242 Nah, she sucks.
@@motodog242 shes cool for helping non-violent 1st time offenders/innocent people (people arrested for bullshit like weed) get out of jail and actually bettering herself/educating herself but besides that she's not not a good person
If I was her I would rather everyone watched my sex tape over this.
The reason these two got so much reputation was that they helped with the original Scary Movie but weren't the main writers. They rode on the coattails of the Wayne Brothers.
I'm confused - was Scary Movie actually considered a good movie?
K-leb I can definitely tell you that it's infinitely better than these three films combined.
K-leb
Scary Movie was fun. Scream is one of my favourite horror films and I thought they did a pretty good job of spoofing it. It was just a fun movie, no more no less
K-leb I’d give it a 5.5-6/10
K-leb I mean... it's fondly remembered despite being gross lol. It has a lot of memorable scenes. I feel Scary Movie and Not Another Teen Movie are the most bearable of the gross out parodies.
Every time I come back to this video, that insert of the man smiling leading to a cut off explosion is funnier than the sorcerer's stones joke before it
my indian brodcast network removes phantom menace, attack of the clones AND revenge of the sith
in favour for these dumpster fires
*god,i hate my country....*
I remember in 5th grade we wanted to see The Hunger Games but my teacher somehow played The Starving Games.
Isn't that just recordings of soviet gymnasts?
"Hur hur soviets no food" real original and clever, bud.
Comrade Strax lol ok commie
@@ripleyfuriosa5701"hur dur"
sums up your ideology perfectly
Ouch, I, a Communist, have been called a Commie. Left wing destroyed.
“ The twisted minds of two of the six writers of “Scary Movie” ”
They should have gotten the other four instead.
Shouldn't you be back in heaven.
Alberto Productions If you actually look at the end credits of scary movie, all the riders are separated by commas and “&”
But Friedberg and seltzer are separated from all of them, which leads me to believe that they did have a part in the writing process, but either none of their parts made the final cut, or whatever they suggested was highly edited
From what I read, Friedberg and Seltzer’s writing was not used in the final cut. So they became big filmmakers for no reason.
Alberto Productions Jason Friedberg dad Is a major Hollywood film maker
@Wild Sharday
Yes, I am in Heaven. A lot has changed here since An All Dogs Christmas Carol.
When I watched Epic Movie at a friend’s house, I remember seeing the Nacho Libre scene where he just eats a bunch of Doritos and thinking to myself, “I will not laugh at a single thing in this movie.” I was right.
Remember the good old days when The Oggieloves & The Big Balloon Adventure or Birdemic 2: The Resurection were the worst movies in The Search For The Worst. Now It's just Tangled Up or Psycho Shark or Disaster Movie. I miss the good old days. Such innocent and incompetent and micro budget times.
I was traumatized by that Alvin and the chipmunks scene. I was 4 at the tine I watched that. No joke it took me 3 years to get over my fear.
Same bruh
@Garrett Reddoch I still find that scene disturbing to this day.
I was about 8 when i saw it and it made me litterally watch me back for like 2 weeks. Cause of the part where the eat the girls back
&Slobber Knocker at first I laughed at the scene cause I didn’t realize what was happening. But then one of them said mmmm tasty. That’s when I shat my pants lol.
Same here
Spoof films used to be legitimately clever and funny. Nowadays Hollywood thinks that pop culture and in-movie references constitutes humour, which it doesn't.
I feel the overuse of pop culture jokes is what annoys me about most Dreamworks films and I can't help but think it's going to date them horribly in a few years. Same with the obsession of using the current most popular celebs for voice-acting as opposed to actual voice actors and giving them a good thing on their CV and nice pay cheque. Maybe the latter is just my personal annoyance though.
he said it best.....movies should be narrative thematic stories of characters on a journey giving fans different perspectives and be made with love and earn our love and admiration and inspire us..not be shit even comedies can be amazing films...like parody films made by edgar wright..they are love letters sure but they are actual films too with plot
A touch of Cloth is great. Not a movie per se but a great parody of police procedural shows. Funny as fuck. And written by Charlie Brooker
it's obvious they didn't fully understand why parodies like airplane! or the naked gun or spaceballs or galaxy quest worked.
Honestly, "references, hur-dur" describes memes, which are also popular and just as stupid.
Po should go back to being a 3D model, he looks too creepy as a live action thing.
No kidding. Nightmare fuel at its best.
I went to see Disaster Movie at the cinema at age 7 with my mum and I cried my eyes out lmao. I'm 18 now and it still traumatizes me.
They also missed the concept that jokes are most funny when they're not lingered on. Airplane does this perfectly. For example, in Airplane, when the woman next to the main guy sees he's sweating, because he's presumably scared of flying, she says "Are you nervous?", he says "Yeah", she says "First time?" and he says "No, I've been nervous lots of times." and that's IT. It's funny because nobody acknowledges how absurd what he just said was, and the scene carries on as if it were normal. There's no better way to kill a joke than to hammer it. The form that joke would have taken had these guys written it would have involved Shrek walking by in the background, her repeating what he said three times and a fart.
Not to mention, when the jokes aren't lingered on, if the joke doesn't land for you, you're not sitting there suffering through it. I feel like that's why some people didn't enjoy newer JonTrons as much. He amassed a bigger budget and started telling bigger jokes, as opposed to his former "quote per second" style.
a lot of modern comedies suck at that, to be honest.
Guy: * _sweats_ *
Woman: First time?
Guy: No, I've been nervous lots of times.
Shrek: * _walks by_ *
Guy: * _sweats_ *
Woman: First time?
Guy: No, I've been nervous lots of times.
Guy: * _sweats_ *
Woman: First time?
* _farts_ *
Guy: No, I've been nervous lots of times.
@@lqu I thumbs up not because I found it funny in itself but just because you got the right idea with how they'd do that gag. Maybe he throws up on a fat chick too or something?
You could've said, these people take the joke too far.
I finally know where that violent chimpmunk scene came from. aaand the princess eating a beer bottle came from. Thinking of it now, me and my brother watched it accidentally when I was *six*
My and my brother.
@@fritzy8318 oops, sorry for the typo
@@KH0LRA Lol you were correct the first time Fritzy was wrong.
Aye I remember that early traumatisation, always fun
I still enjoy the awkwardness of that High School Musical spoof where the lead's ex starts singing about fooling around after the breakup... "I did a Black guy, I thought was Kanye..." as Kim Kardashian is supplying the backup singing...
I wonder if that was where she got the idea to marry him...
I feel bad for the spoof genre, I’ve seen a lot of funny movies from the genre. Airplane, Spaceballs, Hot Shots, Hot Shots Part Deux, and The Naked Gun. Hopefully some day, the genre will have a comeback.
I was 10 when I saw Epic Movie and I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever seen.
Then again I was 10, and had a developmental disability
Now you're 22 with a developmental disability
@@ryancamcam yeah, you got me there
Me too
ryancamcam
But, even someone who is 22 with a developmental disability is able to realize that this movie is a piece of shit.
Crooty
Also, from the way you talk, it seems like you can write pretty good. I wouldn't have guessed that you had one if you wouldn't have said something.
Many people are much worse in terms of grammar and spelling. Just saying.
Off topic, but is that Kenshiro in your profile picture?
Oh fuck, I watched Disaster movie when I was younger and had successfully blocked and eradicated it from my mind, how dare you bring those accursed memories back into my brain
Same sloth
How dare he bring back those nightmarish squirrel monsters ihe
That movie nearly ruined my childhood.
The Chipmunks part of disaster movie legitimately traumatized me as a kid. I saw my parents watching it in their room and then that scene came on I straight ran into the living room shaking and shoving my head into a pillow. This video resurfaced my repressed memories, it was very enjoyable
"They Came Together" with Poehler and and Rudd was the parody of RomCom tropes "Date Movie" should have been, if they'd tried. Its really funny and virtually unheard of.
I saw disaster movie at a friend’s house when i was in high school. Keep in mind, back then i loved family guy for its edginess and references, i went through a phase of liking gross-out comedies like american pie, and i even remember hearing about how date movie and epic movie were a bunch of references and edgy gross-out jokes and that actually made me WANT to see them. I assumed i would like disaster movie. I can vividly remember sitting there, trying to laugh when i thought i was supposed to, and sensing everyone else in the room felt equally uncomfortable and disappointed. No one really commented on the movie and everyone forgot about it, including me. I think that says it all.
Sigh. 🥺
@Review_Man Yep. I had extremely low standards for comedy back then, but even this movie was just too low for me.
same here. it's odd because i actually like family guy and american pie (scary movie, too!), and yet i remember watching epic movie and the one part that got a laugh out of me was darrell hammond as the captain jack parody, because darrell makes me laugh. then i watched disaster movie and i honestly couldn't get through it (so alex is a brave soul for watching these).
i've also watched vampires suck, their twilight parody, and i got a slight chuckle out of that, but that's about it. what gets me is you can do dark, edgy, and risque humor and do it without references, but these guys obviously never got the memo.
@@nirvhannahgarden I still look back at earlier Family Guy (especially the first 3 seasons) and have fond memories. For all its faults, the writers at least came up with distinguishable characters and plots for each episode before they buried them underneath references and cutaways. Friedberg-Seltzer were too busy making desperate, edgy references and gags to even come up with a story or characters. Hopefully as '90s nostalgia exploitation is replaced by '00s nostalgia exploitation in the next 10 years, not a single soul will look back at Friedberg-Seltzer movies and say "those were the good times".
@Gideon 00 I didn't word that well. I never actually saw Date Movie or Epic Movie. I mentioned them because I do remember seeing commercials for them and thinking they looked funny (when I was 13 years old and thought people swearing was funny). Just to drive home the point that even as a teenager with no taste in 2008 I didn't think Disaster Movie was funny.
Not funny didn’t laugh Cinematic universe
Milktraap That joke alone is a thousand times funnier than the DED trilogy will ever be lmao
The NFDL trilogy it should be called.
this joke was funny, laughed
EvilLobsterKing that saying is just a ripoff
not funny, cried
You know what’s crazy. My mother actually took me and my older sister to watch this
I thought the way Gumball did fourth wall breaks was refreshingly subtle (most if the time)
They were funny because they respected our intelligence and expected us to get the reference without spelling it out simply (e.g. they substitute the titles with either a similar one or a mockbuster jab)
Chowder had the best 4th wall gags, for sure
"a porno a little too committed to the story" is my favorite quote.
"I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if it was some kind of tax write-off."
Damn, dude, I think that's probably the worst burn about a movie I've ever heard. Cold.
Uwe Boll does the same with his movies.
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley: Well, apart from the fact that Boll actually made some GOOD movies...
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley he makes video game voices tho, and those are in a different categories
I don’t know why the hell I’m writing this but you forgot Superhero Movie.
I remember seeing disaster movie while I was playing with my toys when I was young and the chickmunks eating the pregnant women and the princess tramatized me :)
I think there was a kung fo panda gag that ruined me
SAME
I hated those damn chipmunks
@@zacbendable6346 yup THEY LITERALLY KILLED A DAMN WOMAN AND WTF it aint funny
Lmao
Alright bois, I cant be the only one who was genuinely scared by the chipmunks when i was a kid ...
Barack Obama me too
Same, I liked the movie as a kid until it got to the Chipmunk scene. Had to stop watching there
Same
I’m STILL scared of them!!!
You are not
They made shitposts into an actual movie.
God i can tell youre young. Normies ate this shit up in my day and it was hell knowing that this was considered entertainment in the 2000's. Thankfully theyre a thing of the past.
@@beiwubsnsod7378 What kind of people did you hang around with? I remember no one liking these movies when they came out. And I was in high school at the time.
except it's shitpost made by a 50 years old guy that doesn't understand memes and is just blurting out stuff he saw in trailers.
Like, for fucks sake, some of the "parodies" are based on trailers or sometimes just the name of the property.
@The Casuist In my opinion is that the Scary Movies are hilarious. Well maybe not 2 and especially not 5, which can go burn in Hell, but I love 1,3 and 4 because of how silly they are and the effort and thought put into the jokes.
Shitposts are at least funny
These movies are basically, Random=Funny LOL, the movie.
This video is a year old and you still haven’t uploaded your review on elf bowling
I was so scared Of Alvin and the chickmuncs when I was a kid after watching one of this
Right? Those little bastards haunted my dreams for years
so true, I'm 25 now and can picture them perfectly to this day, so weird
Truuuth
i’ve always had a fear of Alvin and the Chipmunks anyway. you seen those eyes?
They make the live action Chipmunks seem like a masterpiece by comparison!
The chipmunks in the Disaster movie traumatized me as a kid.
To this day, I still feel uncomfortable seeing them.
Same
I remember when they starting singing metal i nearly shat myself
same, it gave nightmares
Good to know I wasn’t the only one that witnessed that horrid mess
Anon Zero same lmao
The main character in Disaster Movie is Anakin in The Clone Wars
He even did them in the same year
i once downloaded epic movie by mistake, thinking it was the animated movie epic. never been the same ever since
How long is that scene of the cat shitting in the toilet really? Because honestly that seemed like it was a good 60% of the film.
The only part remotely funny but in a clearly, juvenile way. They do drag it out, just like everything else in this movie.
It's how the movie was pitched
The reasons why "Airplane," "Team America" "Top Secret" the "Naked Guns" etc. work is because of three things:
1. The comedy is genuine and organic. The comedy in those films are not forced.
2. The filmmakers' commitment to their story.
3. The casting. A lot of those earlier films work because most of the actors were not known for comedy. The more serious their deliveries of their absurd lines, the funnier it got.
4. It's not just endless references to other pop culture.
@@definitelynottommywiseau3037 You're right. I sort of agree with you. Those earlier movies I mention make a ton of references, but they do "something" with those refences. They'll both propel the story forward by doing something opposite to the thing they are referencing. A perfect example is in "Airplane." In "Airplane," they parody the main dance number 'Staying Alive' from "Saturday Night Fever." But that's how Ted and Elaine first met, and it's added with absurd dance moves and circumstances. The problem with the "...Movie" trilogy is they just refence for the sake of referencing. The worst culprit is "Disaster Movie."
5. They are Clever with their jokes. Also you forgot Borat
6. They do have their fair share of dark humor but they don't linger on them for far too long.
I also forgot to mention that Shrek is a parody of Disney movies and Grimm Bros' fairy tales in general.
I remember watching Disaster movie at nine with my older siblings and the Alvin scene caused me to cry- I was genuinely terrified and my family turned the movie off.
Ok the stuntmen joke from date movie actually made me laugh when you said it. That's a good joke lol
They stole it from better satire like "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka" that did it better. I think maybe Austin Powers had a gag like that too. The best these movies had was ripping from better material.
I remember seeing disaster movie on the TV completely alone as a child and just being consistently numb and sad watching it
I was hoping it was just a dream
To be honest, its my WORST movie i have ever seen
I watched it in high school with my class. They laughed and thought it was great. I'd rather be doing actual homework bc that is more entertaining.
It’s amazing that most children at a young age can somehow watch these movies
@@gremlintoastt0088 Youre right, Toy story is more adult than these pieces of shit
I think disaster movie is funny, true normies dislike dumb humor lmao keep saying its unfunny while laughing at relatable tiktoks 😂😂😂🤡
I always thought the stunt double joke from Date Movie was actually funny, glad my boy IHE backed me up.
Funny this first few times in the first movie, but i remember upon sitting through these growing up that it becomes one of the more done to death jokes throughout all three.
reminds me of Russle Coits all aussie adventures, whenever he met a new person he would go up and shake their hand, the camera would show a close up of their hands shaking but the ethnicity would be completely different
It was ripped off from Mel brooks, tho...not original at all
5:31 the execution of you playing the clip of the black guy(who oddly reminds me of a old friend of mine who became a music producer lol), oddly makes it work as a decent gif lol
Honestly i feel like you could take half the scenes from Epic Movie and half from Disaster Movie, swap them into the other movie, and most people who never saw either wouldn't be able to tell.