Matteo Lane: The Advice Special Part 2 | FULL SPECIAL
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Saw you at Carnegie Hall last night. Loved!
Got to see you sing in Carnegie Hall last night! It was a blast!
Shocked you didn't go for the EASY PU-TANG jokes
Please come to FL 🥹 like around Tampa 🙏🥰
I'm so glad you're selling out your shows I'm just sad I can't get tickets for San Diego 😭 keep up the great job 💜
Only complaint is I wish this was 3x as long. Can't get enough. Seriously Matteo you are the funniest man on the scene right now. much love
"I wish this was 3x as long"...if I had a dollar for every time I thought that... 🙊
YES!!!! So funny!!! And also Matt Rife!!! Both gorgeous AND funny men!
That's what he said.
I agree 1000%!
You gotta see Matteo live, his crowd work is such a skill
As someone named Beth who lives in Ohio, I found that part so upsetting.💔I'm almost 60, and if my daughter were getting married, it wouldn't matter in the slightest if she were marrying a man or a woman, as long as she was happy! I hope that girl from the show sees this, and if she wants a Beth from Ohio to stand in for her mom at her wedding, I'd be honored to. Love is love! 💕
And Matteo, you need to do one of these every week! You're the most talented comedian in the country right now, by a mile!😍
You rock, Beth. 🤘🏼😘
OMG what a sweet comment!
Yes Beth!!! I hope you get invited ❤❤
@@wesleyimschoot7597 I hope she does too. I would drive to NY from Ohio for it. I know it seems crazy to do that for a stranger, but her story broke my heart, and I just want to give her a hug, and tell her that her wedding absolutely is something to celebrate!
Dear Beth from Ohio…. You are SO much NOT like that other Beth from Ohio. ❤
After hearing the girl’s story in the clip, I followed that up with reading YOUR loving and wonderful comment in which you offered the girl something amazing and VERY SPECIAL!
People like you are making the world a better place.
“If she cries, you SLIT YOUR FUCKING WRISTS ALRIGHT?!”
DAMN!!! Lmao 😂
She goes low, you go lower.
@@romywhite290 Bring a shovel 😭😭
“The Bees and the Bees” is gonna be stuck in my head for the next ten years thank you Matteo
I finally got that joke a day later 😂😭
I would unironically listen to this single on Spotify
I needed the explanation 😂😂😂. It was great!
When i heard "the bees and the bees" i was like "are men the bees and women the birds?!"
The advice Matteo gave to the lesbian wedding couple made me tear up.
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Ye I can’t imagine a parent saying that. I’d never invite them
Me too,
Aye, he's a beautiful soul for sure.
I can’t imagine having parents who hate you are. It must be absolutely heartbreaking. And he was totally right in his advice. Fuck them!
My therapist has legit been trying to drill the “it’s not the kid’s responsibility to make it good for the parents” thing into my stupid enby head for months, yet it took hearing Matteo say it in this video for it to sink in. 😂
Yeah, screw them. I’m doing what makes me happy.
Matteo is hands down one of the best in the business. Charismatic and quick as lightening.
It's cross borders as well.
I'm straight and have nothing to do with the LGBTQ2+ community *no hate* and I still love his comedy.
He's the kinda guy that can make anyone laugh because he's just that good.
One of the most underrated as well.
I live in a 7000 people small town in the middle of the Amazon rainforest, am straight as an arrow, and I find Matteo the best comedian I've seen since 2018 John Mulaney. Dude's timing is perfect and flawless delivery.
Matteo asking for a latin-sounding backing track from Rob and getting a French song is sending me 😂😂😂
The entire sequence from the bottoms to the vers song SENT ME INTO ORBIT 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hope Tang know that this is litterally every vegan at a wedding. We bring a protein bar and go eat before/after and shout our mouth. Like it's gonna kill him to eat one meal vegan. I'm glad Matteo put him in his place and didn't side with him tho. Anyway, great special as always ! I really wish it was longer !
Like eating a vegetable is gonna hurt you lol. Just eat after like all the weddings I go to with bad food. 24 hour rest stop restaurants save lives or at least hunger.
Plus- there's amazing vegan ice cream everywhere as well as vegan every kind of comfort food, wedding food etc! Thank you Matteo for putting Tang in his place! You are hilarious and a super incredible comedian 🙌🏼👏🏻
my gosh truly, that was so entitled - because he'll have to eat differently once, it's a terrible idea? the way if i was the people getting married i would uninvite them so quick
Great job venting in a comment section of a standup comedy Q&A
@lilpoo22 Glad I read your comment, I had already skipped that section because from experience there was like a 99% chance of me losing some respect for someone I reallly enjoy listening to right now
When he yelled, "SLOWER!" I laughed so hard I woke up the baby 😂😂
Not sure why I found MMUNOZ funny, but I laughed.
Matteo melting the piano player has me howling lol 😂😂😂
Me too and I don’t even HAVE a baby!
The fact that Matteo can come up with better jokes on the spot than I’ve seen on 99% of scripted tv shows is a testament to just how brilliantly talented he is. His hard work and genuine personality are undeniable and I hope his star continues to rise and more people discover his amazing talent. 💙
There are lots of brilliant comedic writers out there. Mainstream media weeds them out to fit their narrative in order to sell products and in doing so we don't get to see the actual talent. Have you ever seen a comedians set on a late night show vs their set live? There is usually a stark different in material. The Mainstream media waters their shows down because it is the commercials that make them their money. A show has to appeal to a broad audience and not hit sensitive subjects such as "bottoming" in order not to cut off commercial profits.
@@KINDafyou lost all credibility when you said mainstream media. It's an imaginary construct of right wing bullshitters. I say this as a conservative... Mainstream cares about money... That's it. There is zero moralism left in it...you're basically talking about how it was in the 80s when conservatives along with the Catholic church had a stranglehold on media outside of news. NA and UK and most of Europe haven't had corrupt news in almost a century outside bullshit like fox or OAN which wouldn't have flew in the 80s due to the lying. Which is why at that time Fox was a trusted news source. Until they lost their license for lying. Media license means you legally have to tell the truth. Welcome to the real world bud ... Get off the NWO/wef websites...
"She was gonna parade me around the city with a sash." I feel like Xander dodged the Walk of Atonement from Game of Thrones lol
That first guy fr had a public humiliation thing XD
"Yeah, I'm a jobless, middle-aged man who's dating someone 14 years my junior, who already has her life together more than me. Tell me how great I am."
Boo, no.
Somehow you managed to top the original advice special, which I didn't think was possible. Congrats to all involved, this was insanely entertaining the whole way through.
I too didn't expect him to top!
And thats about the only thing he tops
Excactly ❤️
Ja ja ja, bueno!
@@Unicornland_😂
He put this online free for us. So kind of you, we hope you get a special soon!
In a world with a lot straight comedians he is such a breath of fresh air. I love him LMAOOOOO
Heterophobic.
To the daughter of Beth... You deserve people who care for you at your wedding. You can easily let your parents know you are tying the knot, without allowing them to ruin the day. Let them know that the RSVP is only for people who love you and your wife unconditionally. Congratulations to the happy couple 🎉❤
parents are irreplaceable tho. Fuck a gay marriage, your parents are the only thing that wont be here. for long. I rather chose them than a life of sin.
Great idea!
This was so damn fun! Netflix give this man a special already!!!!❤🤣
He doesn’t need that shady company! He’s too good for them
he had a short segment in netflix's comedy lineup
The fact they haven't been begging him to do a special is a travesty.
He already said they denied him one.
@@HatakeHyei I know! Outrageous.
9:08 "youre there to celebrate their love and you're worried about what youre gonna be eating" i immediately thought "yeah a little" then you said "are you Italian?" Called out. Fucking got me.
Asker #4 with the disapproving parents got more genuine love and support from all the stranger gays in that room than Beth probably gave her her whole life. HAVE THE BEST WEDDING, GIRL. and best wished to you both, I hope you found the perfect dresses by now and the perfect party to kick off the rest of your lives together
“Your family is a box of cream and wheat.”
My god, that shouldn’t have been nearly the slam it was….but Matteo can really smack people with no effort 😂😂😂
I met an Italian man, and pre-emptively on the second date he warned me about his mother saying that she would do exactly what Matteo is saying lol.
Run for your life. Good luck.
Dump and dash!
Are you still with the man? And if not, was his mom a great factor in it? 😂
Convinced Matteo could fill an hour or two or three on any subject and still be hilarious the whole time.
Giving advice on the girl's marriage teared me up!!! That was the sweetest thing. Congrats for the ladies!!!
Matteo Lane has done the impossible - he’s outdone himself! This needs to win an award. Best crowd work I’ve ever witnessed. Matteo showcases the range of his talents in this special with masterful wit and precision. ❤
I love Rob. Matteo needs to do more musical comedy. He has an amazing voice!!!
Rob fkin killed it.
The french joke and right after the romantic verse quip were amazing.
I love how he asks improbable questions like: "Is your mother-in-law Italian?" and the woman goes: "Yes!"
He is a really good empath.
1:44 He inadvertently did an excellent Jennifer Coolidge impression
Inadvertently? That was intentional. It was a quote from one of her movies
"Is he adVERSE to it?" - loving the pun 😂
I'm only 36 but I'll sub for Beth! My husband can be Kevin. We'll cry and clap at all the right times, and yell at the real Beth and Kevin if they show up. We're [mostly] white, fat people so we could totally pass for Midwesterners. 😂
I hope you get invited :-)
Same age, also fat, Midwestern family...This pan auntie supports y'all! I'm single, but pair me with literally anybody and we'll clap, I'll cry, I will give a riveting speech. It will be magical! 🎉
I can also give rbf that makes conservatives faint and I can bodyguard against Beth and Kevin. While I don't drink, I'll also be the clumsy red wine spiller if anyone wears white. I'm already clumsy and will probably trip regardless, so just give me a glass and point me in the right direction! 😂
I'm a 39 year old ally in St. Louis with a 3 year old. We can all take turns subbing in❤🎉 Fuck Ohio 😂
I sadly missed Matteo twice and I'm so saddened by it. I hope I can see him one day, he's a comedic icon to me. Lol
OMG, same! The day I discovered him through YT shorts, I found out he'd been in my city the week before and the tickets were still cheap because he hadn't blown up yet. 😭 Although I still don't think he has peaked, so I hope you get to see him soon!!!
i've been pretty depressed recently. this is the most and hardest ive laughed in a while, thank you matteo :)
I feel ya. Hang in there. It always gets better and you're never alone. ❤
You think THIS is funny?
Watch PART 1. Your gut wil burst.
"Beth and Kevin" is going to become our new phrase for disapproving homophobic parents. Kinda like how the name "Karen" is used (I feel for those with Karen on their birth certificates).
Oh my god I'm 5 minutes in and this is already amazing. Matteo please do 59 more of these over the next 20 years.
"That will Never go away."
I imagine Italian mothers-in-law know how to come back from the grave! 💚
You know that thing that the last Star Wars movie kinda tried to establish that when one Sith strikes another down they become that Sith and all the Sith before? It's like that.
God it's crazy how underrated Matteo is, dude makes me burst laughing the entire way through.
“It’s not your responsibility to make your parents happy” ugh I love Mateo sm what a good soul
Can we get a wellness check on that water bottle after the Beth and Kevin question😂
First Matt Rife on Netflix, then Jessica Kirson, and now Matteo Lane's SECOND advice special!!!! 🤩🥳🤩🥳 I also just found Bob the Drag Queen today. Yes I've been living under a rock 😂
All heroes!! I’m happy for you!!
Matt Rife is terrible, why would you add him to this list??
Is Jessica Kirson on Netflix? Can't find it.
My late friend ADORED Matteo and would always tell me how hysterical he was...and every time I see Matteo, I miss my friend so much. I'm HOLLERING!!! 🥰🥰🥰
The Italian American woman worrying she's not a good cook while her Swedish husband grew up on fermented fish😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Relax lady, literally ANYTHING is better than that😂😂😂😂😂
he is so ridiculously talented it’s insane
I need a comedic musical about gay dating and relationships that serves as educational for straight people
Matteo has quickly become one of my favorite stand-up comedians. His stand up and interactions is/are impeccable, and his comedic conversational style on podcasts is my favorite. He’s so flippin’ talented !
This crowd is comedy gold and Matteo mines it like hell. Amazing.
Mateo never disappoints. Dude is hilarious.
Doing my makeup badly because I kept laughing...then cry laughing...Matteo you are the best!!!
I love it when Matteo breaks into song! He's so funny and such a good singer 😂🎉
I love the way they both cracked in tears of fun at the final song. I haven’t had so many laughs in a long time… you’re the best, Matteo
Jesus Matteo needs to record a couple singles, I already knew he was a good opera singer but now I'm convinced he needs a music career as well.
I stayed up all night just to watch this special cause I just adore Matteo’s special and I live on the other side of the world 😂
I'm in Japan and I wouldn't want to miss it
@@bex6638then why are you here?
@@horseluver4ever623 uh. "wouldn't want to miss it" means "i want to be there." what are YOU on about?
@@ghomerhust Notice how they edited their comment? Before, it said "I wouldn't want to see it."
You should come out with an advice special every year. I think people would get excited year after year!
These are so much better than specials. The conversational comedy is gold. Doesn’t sound rehearsed improv funny comments. By far the best comedy content out there now. Both this and the first one
You are such a bright light and naturally hilarious. And I feel like I just hung out with a good friend after watching your sets 🥰 Thank you, Mateo!!
IM SO EXCITED
Me too!!
Great parts throughout, but the last few minutes almost killed me. "SLOWER!!" 🤣🤣🤣 31:53
I am so glad you typed this... Cause twice i hear FLOWER
@@jeanluccouture9088 yeah I thought it was "flower" too 😂😂😂😂
Do you want an advice?
NO!😂
Italians. Our mothers are unwell 😂
This was an absolute RIOT. (thank you so much for the captions!) what a great crowd, great questions, Matteo and his audience really clicked perfectly and made this hilarious. Truly, my face hurts from laughing! My husband was laughing with me the whole time, we both really enjoyed this from start to finish. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Matteo, buddy, I hope you never lose the passion you have for comedy, theatre, and people.
You're my favourite comedian in the whole world, I hope you're able to do a UK tour someday!
This was the best special yet. Mateo has such great audience interaction. Love it.
He's a "hobosexual" and couldn't live that life without her. Run, girl.
I need Matteo as my therapist!
so glad to have gotten a part 2! can't believe how good his crowd work and improvisation is!
I almost lost a lung at "We make our own water" Found you yesterday and I've been laughing ever since. Thank you Matteo.
Oh my god I am so excited for this. The first advice special was so funny
Right!? "He doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish. Also he's married" 🤣
Where is the first part?
I hope Carlos is alright
@@annariav maybe they formed a thruple!!!
@@VanessaCarreiroAmaral"Matteo Lane Gives More Advice" video from 5 months ago
"Matteo Lane: The Advice Special | Full Special" from 11 months ago
my favorite part is when you asked "are there any other italians here?" while in NY 😂
this was so hilarious, keep it up matteo! ❤
I love how much of this boils down to just 'use your big boy words'
First guy didn’t want advice he just wanted validation 😅🤣🤣🤣
I haven’t laughed this hard at ANY comedy (live or video) in a long time. This was amazing!
Congrats on getting married! Loved the special. Hilarious as always.
I'm at home recovering from a lung infection and when he explain vers and said slower I nearly died. maybe a comedy special this funny was a bad idea right now lol
I need part 3 and 4 now! I’ll even pay for them, this is so entertaining!
This is just documenting Mateo's decent into madness, and im here for it
MATTEO IS ON FIRE!!!!! His Chicago Theatre show was amazing and this special had me cackling so much!!! Thank you so much Matteo!!!!
What an achievement of joy, sass, and laughs! Thank you so much for sharing this one openly!
That musical number was genius 😂😂
Barely 2 minutes in, and I am already so grateful to be watching his comedy, as always. Ugh, I so adore Matteo Lane ❤️🥰🙏
I'm so glad there is a Part 2, I'm a 60 year old gay male , and with crazy trump and everything that is negative that is happening around the world, everyone needs a good laugh right now. Oh sh.....t been hearing jingle bells since Halloween. LOVE "Do you have a lot in common" Yes we do " We Both Love SOUP. The best.. Best wishes to you and your Boyfriend and Nick and all your friends here and over seasl.
He’s married now. Very happy for him. 🎉
completely agree! im a straight white veteran male and im tired of all the crap as well. catching some warm and silly Matteo humor really makes for a nice ending to my day! im always excited when he drops content
Praying DeSantis doesn't get elected as president. May move out of the country if he does
obsessed with the loud laughter from the audience. they were having a good ass time lmao
This special made my night! So excited to see Matteo on tour. Give this man his streaming special NOW.
Loved the first advice and hair plugs & heartache specials, gonna be here for the premiere tonight!
Ok but most importantly- how is Carlos?
I just asked the same question! 😂
As a vegan myself I was kind of afraid you would make fun of the wedding thing, since we are often the butt of the joke. But I really loved your response and the song! XD
The french song has me roooolllllinngggggggg. "aalllooooo it is good to try something new, yeah?" 🤣😂😆
I‘m bummed we still didn’t find out what a renewed virginity party is 😂
Any chance of an update from Carlos?
You just made me laugh during Matteo! Now, stop! 🤣
💚
Mateo is an absolutely wonderful presence on stage, and these advice specials are phenomenal
I've been in a depression from getting my heart broken last week and watching all your videos has been the only thing getting me out of my misery. You're amazing
I love his straight guy impression 😅❤😂
Mateo is so multi-talented. I love watching his stand up.
This dude deserves all the success and opportunities coming his way. Talent.
That parent advice you gave about repairs you legit made me cry, that was beautiful.
It's been awhile since I've been truly blown away by the undeniable and flawless talent of a comedian. I am consistently laughing till tears watching Matteo; he is a true comedian who can entertain like it's his oxygen. From his side splitting ability to storytell, be unabashedly open with his personal life, effortlessly bounce back and forth with people and off the fly scenarios and responses, the utter talent for improvisation and all while being hilarious and poignantly inordinate.
But will we ever get a conclusion to the whole Carlos saga? 😂
A Carlos update would be great!
He could make people laugh by reading the phone book. The next special should be the Phone Book Special.
I love Matthew! I hope he’ll get a Netflix special or something. He is soO hilarious and talented! ❤️ He deserves everything beautiful!
Thank you Matteo, such perfect timing too, what a treat to watch this now and then in 24 hours Jessica Kirson's new crowd work special is out!! You two are hilarious together please hang out again haha
why is this not a weekly gig? So much fun! :)
Thank you for working so hard and bringing us so much joy so frequently 🥰 ps- your hair looks great 😉