Words With Man’s Best Friends | Hashtag Wars |
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- čas přidán 14. 05. 2024
- In honor of man’s best friend, tonight’s Hashtag War is #DogQuotes! Play along with Taylor Tomlinson, Rich Eisen, Katherine Blanford, and Bert Kreischer in the comments below! One of our favorites will be featured on tomorrow’s After Midnight! The panelist with the lowest score at the end of the round is eliminated.
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“To pee or not to pee…that is the question” 🐕 #dogquotes
"Bark softly and throw a big stick." from the bullydog pulpit of Teddy Woofsevelt. #DogQuotes
Elementary, my dear dachshund.
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when you're gonna get poisoned. #DogQuotes
"Mr. Corgi-chev, tear down this wall!" #DogQuotes
Keep your littermates close, but the damned cat closer. #DogQuotes
I say Whippet. Whippet good! 🎶
Hell hath no fury like a chihuahua scorned. #DogQuotes
#DogQuotes "I like big barks and I can not lie."
Beg, and it shall be given you; dig, and you shall find. #DogQuotes
We choose to go to the porch! Not because it is easy but because we want to bark!
I heard this in JFK’s accent
Ask not what your puppy can do for you, ask what you can do for your puppy.
"No one cared who I was until I put on the cone" #DogQuotes
Had I loved you less, I could have talked about it - squirrel!
"I want you to draw me like one of your French bulldogs." #DogQuotes
"You had me at "Woof"" #DogQuotes
The thing most people don't realize about Bert is, he hasn't even written his best bit yet. That won't come until his youngest gets her first arrest. Can't wait for that story.
"The Dog abides." #DogQuotes
My husband's aunt had a dog named "The Dude", and when we got married, she officiated, and we created "The Church of the Abiding Dude." We recited the tenets of the new church, and to each one, the responsorial (at our rehearsal dinner) was, "The dude abides." It was magical. 😂
"...and don't call me Sheltie"
Hakuna Muttata
Frankly, I don’t give a Dalmatian
Faster than a speeding bulldog
And they call it puppy love
Speak! Softly, and carry a big stick
"Dog is my copilot." #DogQuotes
"There’s no place like the dog park" #dogquotes
Beam me up, Scottie
I have a dream, that one day, I'll catch that tail.
#DogQuotes
#DogQuotes "Who runs the world? Squirrels!"
Bert belongs in last place.
I have a dream that my four little puppies will one day live in a household where they will not be judged by the color of their poop but by the content of their tail wags. #DogQuotes
Don’t know if I like Hashtag Wars so close to the end, but I appreciate the experimentation
I’m not a fan.
Shih Tzu happens
Give me snausage or give me death. #DogQuotes
#DogQuotes "The greatest glory in living lies not in never missing the ball, but in fetching it every time we miss."
OMG, the whole time I was wondering, "what the hell happened to Hashtag Wars? Did they skip it??"
"It was the best of times, it was SQUIRREL!" #dogquotes
#DogQuotes "I was the best of boys, I was the worst of boys..."
To chase or not chase the ball
I think, therefore I poop
Very roughly translated from the French: Je pense, donc je poup-on.
Ask not what your dog can do for you, ask what you can do for your dog #dogquotes
I love the smell of poop in the morning #DogQuotes
“It’s a ruff life” #dogquotes
“I’m the king of the dog park!!!”
#DogQuotes
Bond with my dog? He does like 007 movies
RE is smokin' the scoring. If he were on Celebrity Jeopardy, I think he would win, too.
(I know that outscoring actors and dingbat internet influencers is no accomplishment, but it says something.)
“Please don’t leave me alone with Drake”
"Sleeping stretched out on your side of the bed when it's your bedtime is my way of showing I love you...and that Mommy is mine!" #DogQuotes
I am doug, and i ove you
I was wondering what happened to Hashtag Wars. I thought they weren't going to do it on this episode.
Give me milk bone or give me death #dogquotes
I was kinda worried that you wouldn't do it.
I bet there are a lot of viewers who wished Bert wasn't eliminated, and wanted a little more of him.
I'm not one of them.
Ask not what your dog park can do for you, ask what you can do for your dog park! #DogQuotes
Ich bein ein German Shepherd. #DogQuotes
The German for German Shepherd is Schäferhund.
Ich bein ein schnauzer. #DogQuotes
Bert is Americas cultural divide.
Voulez vous labrador avec moi tonight
Bert can’t stop with the hacky bullshit even if he wants to. Really pathetic.
They reformatted the show. Feels weird. :/
Katherine's voice is really annoying.
he was not the good boy we wanted, nor was he the good boy we deserved, but he is the good boy we need.
#DogQuotes #HashTagWars @AfterMidnightCBS
my adhd ass didn’t even realize we’d skipped hashtag wars 😭😭😭😭😭😭 but I kinda loved it being at the end, brings some desperate chaos to it 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌