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Komentáře • 611

  • @leskobrandon3497
    @leskobrandon3497 Před rokem +535

    " His Mom has never seen him on SNL because she blinks ." was comedic genius

    • @johncho7149
      @johncho7149 Před rokem +4

      Brutal lol

    • @DanteCold43
      @DanteCold43 Před 8 měsíci +5

      I don’t get it

    • @ScyleOrnitier
      @ScyleOrnitier Před 8 měsíci +23

      ​@@DanteCold43as in he wasn't on long enough to last a blink

    • @dakmycat3688
      @dakmycat3688 Před 4 měsíci

      And ashy skin guy looks just like the real Macaulay culkin🤣😂.

    • @someAholeComment
      @someAholeComment Před 2 měsíci

      It was the, "he has his father's ashy skin" that got me.

  • @jeffreydean5112
    @jeffreydean5112 Před rokem +419

    When Rob Lowe laughs at jokes about him, I just expect him to say “that was just delightful!” lol

  • @Kid_Ying
    @Kid_Ying Před rokem +1006

    That ashy skin joke was brutal.

    • @EveryoneFknSucks
      @EveryoneFknSucks Před rokem +131

      Not as brutal as Jimmy Carr's "This is not the roast of Pete Davidson's father, that was in 2001"

    • @geneowen6200
      @geneowen6200 Před rokem +4

      Yeah it was

    • @thomasgriffin2326
      @thomasgriffin2326 Před rokem +18

      @@EveryoneFknSucks yeah he MIGHT have crossed a line there lol

    • @FisherofMen75
      @FisherofMen75 Před rokem +2

      Yeah it was

    • @omegaluck6220
      @omegaluck6220 Před rokem +3

      @@EveryoneFknSucks nah that one is so predictable and not even funny tbh

  • @mevestiller
    @mevestiller Před rokem +207

    “She’ll be leaving after the show but her tooth will be hanging out…” lol brutal!!

  • @Cheese_crackers
    @Cheese_crackers Před 3 měsíci +44

    David genuinely laughing at his own jokes is funny in itself lol

  • @JohnWagner-sf8ho
    @JohnWagner-sf8ho Před rokem +133

    "His character was called Soda Pop, because he was 98% Coke."

  • @mmingo33
    @mmingo33 Před rokem +274

    That Jewel tooth joke 🤣🤣

    • @andreo.7633
      @andreo.7633 Před rokem +5

      Ik under rated hahah

    • @Suicidal_Soy_Sauce
      @Suicidal_Soy_Sauce Před rokem +9

      I'm glad she didn't get it fixed like most celebrities would. Sometimes tiny flaws like that accentuate a person's beauty and makes them unique. It does for her in my opinion. 😍
      Someone having to fake everything to be perfect is slightly off-putting, like the Kardashians or these plastic filled female rappers.

    • @rexleidig3412
      @rexleidig3412 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@Suicidal_Soy_Sauce😢

  • @Buttsac
    @Buttsac Před rokem +258

    David’s a national treasure 🫡

    • @AffIuent
      @AffIuent Před rokem +1

      🎯🎯🎯

    • @Buttsac
      @Buttsac Před rokem +1

      @@CUStudioFilms sir or madam, he belongs to the united states you cant have him

    • @zumis1011
      @zumis1011 Před rokem +2

      more like National Treasure 2

    • @northwestprof60
      @northwestprof60 Před 8 měsíci

      If the country is the Sudan

  • @marcopl17
    @marcopl17 Před rokem +231

    The Peyton forgetting his career joke was vicious

    • @motorcyclelad
      @motorcyclelad Před rokem +6

      Explain to the folks at home what head trauma induced Alzheimer’s disease is…

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH Před rokem +3

      It's almost like this was a roast.

    • @atomicwedgie8176
      @atomicwedgie8176 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Peyton can't even spell CTE.

    • @user-kx6vk3nj9u
      @user-kx6vk3nj9u Před 6 měsíci

      That was tame.

    • @hoyit
      @hoyit Před 3 měsíci

      The laugh after it too 🤣

  • @Weekend658
    @Weekend658 Před 8 měsíci +15

    “She will be leaving right after the show, but her tooth is going to hang out” 😭🤣😭

  • @jaycuthbert245
    @jaycuthbert245 Před rokem +73

    "Has his dads ashy skin" wow that was rough lol

  • @gregevans173
    @gregevans173 Před rokem +210

    Respect for adding that final joke to the video. That one gets cut out of the compilation videos usually

    • @Suicidal_Soy_Sauce
      @Suicidal_Soy_Sauce Před rokem

      Got to paint Republicans as racists to get those votes.

    • @skepticalbutopen4620
      @skepticalbutopen4620 Před rokem +11

      Lol that last joke was the best 😂

    • @imtheman4805
      @imtheman4805 Před rokem +2

      I absolutely loved the last joke.
      I was ROTF thinking about how funny it would have been to be there and actually see the gun powder residue

    • @jenniferwilson6977
      @jenniferwilson6977 Před 10 měsíci +7

      Nikki Glaser was shook!! 😂😂

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Před 7 měsíci +1

      they always say the funniest jokes are the true ones.

  • @justinnmai8903
    @justinnmai8903 Před rokem +105

    Spades laugh is diabolic

  • @Mitchaitea
    @Mitchaitea Před 5 měsíci +35

    Davids come back to coulter was personal and im here for it

    • @TheAutumnWind_RN4L
      @TheAutumnWind_RN4L Před 3 měsíci +1

      Indeed.

    • @user-jq1so5vd2i
      @user-jq1so5vd2i Před 2 měsíci

      😢😢😢 Unfortunate Biden was an outspoken critic of bussing and school desegregation as a member of congress 😮

  • @samanthaalexandramunguia
    @samanthaalexandramunguia Před rokem +106

    The ending tho 😭🔥🤣

  • @paulmccartney3074
    @paulmccartney3074 Před rokem +23

    At 3:25 David looks around like that because Pete stole his own joke to roast him with. In the 90s on SNL David famously joked that he used to look like Macaulay Culkin when he was little

  • @anonymousinformant2247
    @anonymousinformant2247 Před 10 měsíci +74

    "i haven't seen you laugh so hard since Trayvon Martin got shot!" 😂
    Comedy gold

  • @mq42
    @mq42 Před 5 měsíci +15

    The non-comedians have their jokes written for them but you still need to be able to tell a joke to make it work. Maybe it's because it was unexpected but Jewel's delivery made those jokes great.

  • @geekverve
    @geekverve Před 6 měsíci +23

    That crowd was bound and determined not to laugh at anything that Ann Coulter said. I still can't understand why anyone would have invited her nor why she would ever have accepted.

    • @Nick_C1997
      @Nick_C1997 Před 4 měsíci +5

      Why she was invited: Rob Lowe wanted people to insult her instead of him
      Why she said yes: To promote her book and convince people to vote for Trump

    • @ragnaroksangel
      @ragnaroksangel Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@Nick_C1997 $5 says Rob Lowe and Peyton Manning both got blowies from her backstage. That's why she was invited

    • @JonCombo
      @JonCombo Před měsícem

      Make the others look better.

  • @broken_disco_ball
    @broken_disco_ball Před rokem +82

    I know that Brad Pitt line low-key hit him hard lolllll

  • @pembrokelove
    @pembrokelove Před rokem +625

    I forgot how painful Coulter’s roast was.

    • @johnnytransam5894
      @johnnytransam5894 Před rokem +30

      It was brutal

    • @davidlamb1107
      @davidlamb1107 Před rokem +112

      Jeff Ross laughing at how bad she is at it cracks me up.

    • @BP2UTV
      @BP2UTV Před rokem +51

      The only person who came close was The Situation.

    • @DanStrayer
      @DanStrayer Před rokem +5

      @@BP2UTV Dude was terrible. Although I’d throw in Sandra Bernhard from the Jerry Stiller roast.

    • @DanStrayer
      @DanStrayer Před rokem +27

      Her flameout makes me love Norm MacDonald’s Saget performance even more. He was trying to be lame, and he made it work brilliantly. She actually tried to stick to the roast formula, and looked like a humourless, even more ineloquent David Duke.

  • @951armen
    @951armen Před rokem +52

    Ashy skin and travon martin jokes where brutal!!! lol

    • @Suicidal_Soy_Sauce
      @Suicidal_Soy_Sauce Před rokem

      They literally brought Coulter on the roast to paint Republicans as racists. Nothing but a propaganda trap and she fell right into it by attending.

  • @iandurrett8940
    @iandurrett8940 Před rokem +46

    Somebody audibly booing at Ann coulter’s first joke 💀💀

  • @slshusker
    @slshusker Před rokem +54

    We need more Comedy Central roasts.

    • @Suicidal_Soy_Sauce
      @Suicidal_Soy_Sauce Před rokem +6

      We need less political propaganda in our comedy.

    • @slshusker
      @slshusker Před rokem +5

      @Jacob Cantey Have you seen late night "talk show" comedy? It's all political in one direction.

  • @Patriot-Vibez
    @Patriot-Vibez Před 2 měsíci +2

    Jewel tooth joke was 🔥

  • @skepticalbutopen4620
    @skepticalbutopen4620 Před rokem +36

    That last joke was the best lol

  • @hellomynameisname4270
    @hellomynameisname4270 Před rokem +12

    Jewel is my dream woman.

  • @johncook9392
    @johncook9392 Před rokem +38

    Jewel is simply gorgeous!!!

  • @lisabass7584
    @lisabass7584 Před rokem +23

    Love David ❤️

  • @davidziemann9653
    @davidziemann9653 Před rokem +104

    Love her or hate her Coulter going on there was pretty ballsy.

    • @yaakw
      @yaakw Před rokem +8

      “She hasn’t laffed that hard since Travon Martin got shot.”
      Anne gives icy look.

    • @rockandrollrabbit
      @rockandrollrabbit Před rokem

      I do hate her.

    • @rustinonthevine
      @rustinonthevine Před rokem +7

      but it was pretty cringy too

    • @toddgaak422
      @toddgaak422 Před rokem +7

      @@rustinonthevine Very cringy. She doesn't deserve a lot of the hate she gets, but she is stiff and unlikable.

    • @jerrywoods4066
      @jerrywoods4066 Před rokem +1

      And not funny

  • @Rochelle1985
    @Rochelle1985 Před rokem +10

    So....David and Rob are the exact same age, just throwing that out there, lol. This was seriously awesome, David will always be a treasure!! 💯

  • @andygossard4293
    @andygossard4293 Před rokem +7

    Interesting when Ann gets up there before Hollywood you could hear a pin drop

  • @aristot9642
    @aristot9642 Před rokem +12

    😂😂😂 this guy roasted them for dinner

  • @Noname-xi7xi
    @Noname-xi7xi Před 2 dny

    The joke with Brad Pitt and the meaningfull roles was precious, that was really slick......🤣🤣🤣

  • @jknight413
    @jknight413 Před 6 měsíci +2

    That Travon Martin jokes was nuclear!!!!!

  • @andyward8430
    @andyward8430 Před 29 minutami

    Respect to David and his toupee provider.

  • @zero11010
    @zero11010 Před rokem +13

    The format for this is perfect! Great idea creating the illusion of a back and forth. I love it!

  • @philp4415
    @philp4415 Před 2 dny

    "I haven't seen you laugh this hard since Travon Martin got shot!" 😂😂

  • @RANDOM-KNIGHT145
    @RANDOM-KNIGHT145 Před rokem +48

    Heres one ☝️
    Davids also known for staring in a movie entitled “The Benchwarmers”.
    Inspired by his role on SNL.
    Love the guy 👍

  • @kyled7824
    @kyled7824 Před rokem +15

    The “boo” after Ann coulters “joke” 😂

  • @perrcmanmatt
    @perrcmanmatt Před rokem +72

    someone yelled boo at anns first joke 😭😭

  • @jhen8900
    @jhen8900 Před 2 měsíci +7

    The inviting Ann Colture was a comedy roast itself 😂

  • @LastofallJedi
    @LastofallJedi Před rokem +11

    9:23 Maria shriver turns into vampire from dusk till dawn

  • @SVTJD
    @SVTJD Před 11 měsíci +17

    The dead silence when that Anne lady told a horrible political joke was bone chilling 🥶

  • @vannah531
    @vannah531 Před rokem +10

    The only time david spades smile doesn’t look genuine is the Farley jokes

  • @jsj31313jj
    @jsj31313jj Před rokem +4

    Brutal was that last minute 😬😬😬

  • @B0L0
    @B0L0 Před rokem +34

    Best part of this roast is how they all tore coulter to shreds!🤣🤣

    • @mikemattis1204
      @mikemattis1204 Před 6 měsíci +4

      Like what we did to your mom

    • @charles9571
      @charles9571 Před 5 měsíci

      Why?

    • @ihatespam2
      @ihatespam2 Před 5 měsíci

      @@charles9571cause she’s a right wing fascist like the rest

  • @ItsKennysWorld
    @ItsKennysWorld Před rokem +1

    that last one!

  • @jeremiekonegni4957
    @jeremiekonegni4957 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Man. That was brutal. Lol😂😂😂

  • @ericadams214
    @ericadams214 Před 10 měsíci +26

    Peyton has always been funny af. I remember that United Way skit he did on SNL.. Dude wasn't even trying to be funny, but he was legit hilarious 😂

    • @BattousaiX333
      @BattousaiX333 Před 4 měsíci

      I always liked this one czcams.com/video/h2ra7ixXM10/video.htmlsi=JTFEb9kzQ4qVO3XH

  • @raccoonski
    @raccoonski Před rokem +37

    payton manning is so great at comedy, he’s like the tom brady of stand up

    • @raccoonski
      @raccoonski Před rokem

      @john goody ok, correction, I had to look it up. It was Nikki Glaser.
      “You’re like the Tom Brady of being in commercials. Like, the greatest.”

    • @BattousaiX333
      @BattousaiX333 Před 4 měsíci

      If you've never seen this with him it's really funny
      czcams.com/video/h2ra7ixXM10/video.htmlsi=JTFEb9kzQ4qVO3XH

  • @unappreciatedtreehouse821
    @unappreciatedtreehouse821 Před 9 měsíci +4

    The best part of this roast is Jewel's dress.

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 Před rokem +10

    0:46 -- Oh, wow, all of a sudden Ralph Macchio is on top of the world again these days...

  • @harveyputnick8186
    @harveyputnick8186 Před rokem +6

    jewel is so adorable...brad must wriggle in his sheets

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Před rokem +2

      Who? And what does that even mean?

  • @no1no1655
    @no1no1655 Před 27 dny

    The working with aid(e)s joke 😂 : brutal and funny

  • @mskatefish
    @mskatefish Před 9 měsíci

    This is great

  • @jonahanngoma5139
    @jonahanngoma5139 Před rokem +16

    I served rob Lowe at the palm Atlanta I accidentally revealed his identity by dress coding him but he was very cool about it I was a little surprised when the woman he was with paid but actors probably get their cards stolen or photographed often

  • @Nati_Native_Noise
    @Nati_Native_Noise Před rokem +3

    That was SAAAVVVAAAGGGGE!

  • @burningmanmike
    @burningmanmike Před rokem +11

    You can be having the worst day of your life, but just watching this, makes it worse.😆

  • @kungfugiraffe4777
    @kungfugiraffe4777 Před 5 měsíci

    I love hearing Jimmy Carr's laugh in the background

  • @lorisheridan7392
    @lorisheridan7392 Před 9 měsíci

    That was awesome!! Lol

  • @krisskrop6739
    @krisskrop6739 Před rokem +49

    I give Anne Coulter all the credit in the world for getting on that stage

    • @kenopsia9013
      @kenopsia9013 Před rokem +7

      it’s like getting into your own casket

    • @Ken_Brooks
      @Ken_Brooks Před rokem +7

      Promoting a book and collecting cash. I just noticed something about her that really has nothing to do with her politics, but she has some enormous ears.

    • @dubayujayski
      @dubayujayski Před rokem +2

      Yeah I guess..

    • @Suicidal_Soy_Sauce
      @Suicidal_Soy_Sauce Před rokem

      They brought her there for the sole intention of making a propaganda puppet out of her. I know she was trying to get some exposure for her book, but it had an intentional negative effect. She should have known, dealing with Comedy Central. They're so left wing biased it's ridiculous. Just watch one episode of the Daily Show. Trump lives rent free in Trevor Noah's head. He hasn't had one episode in 7 years where he wasn't mocking Trump.

  • @jameshutchison5774
    @jameshutchison5774 Před rokem

    I'd give her a hug

  • @HellOnWheel
    @HellOnWheel Před rokem +13

    Why do they call them comebacks though? David Spade's bits are from his introductions.

  • @Th4TGuy1984
    @Th4TGuy1984 Před 2 měsíci

    Legend

  • @jjgreen5206
    @jjgreen5206 Před rokem +17

    David is a modern day Don Rickles. He should embrace it

    • @AndyHoke
      @AndyHoke Před 8 měsíci

      The old Hollywood Minute bit from Weekend Update was amazing. Going to see if I can find that and rewatch now.

    • @anon01
      @anon01 Před 8 dny

      I think David and Don Rickles are both disgusting

  • @rorigillmore141
    @rorigillmore141 Před rokem +3

    2:07 best joke for me

  • @someguybreaks
    @someguybreaks Před rokem +37

    These roasts just ain't the same w/o the late, great Greg Giraldo.

  • @muhumuzakenneth1894
    @muhumuzakenneth1894 Před rokem +12

    Wanted to see the reaction on the ashy skin joke

  • @ajpreus
    @ajpreus Před rokem +11

    He who sits in the heavens laughs.

  • @ewgays4842
    @ewgays4842 Před rokem +1

    I LOVE THE OUTSIDERS

  • @edsalinas9996
    @edsalinas9996 Před 3 měsíci

    Ann, you were the best one on that Diêus!

  • @Landy110
    @Landy110 Před 6 měsíci

    The Russell Muscle!

  • @jreidtastic
    @jreidtastic Před 2 měsíci

    Everyone was going for the throats in this roast.

  • @AffIuent
    @AffIuent Před rokem +5

    Ann got smoked 🤣😆💀 love to see it

  • @breezy-duz-it
    @breezy-duz-it Před 7 měsíci +2

    “I guess you just have your dad’s ashy skin” DAVID. NO. TOO FAR 😂

    • @dannykent6190
      @dannykent6190 Před 5 měsíci

      Your should probably look up Jimmy Carr's joke about Pete's dad.

  • @inthegarage342
    @inthegarage342 Před 11 měsíci +13

    I love it. I think we need more of the mixed part roasts. We gotta learn to take a joke again. Obviously the crowd didn't agree. Imagine my surprise.

    • @CalvinHikes
      @CalvinHikes Před 5 měsíci +2

      People are always ready to hate on Anne. And she always ends up being right.

  • @seankennedy4284
    @seankennedy4284 Před rokem +17

    Love the reactions to Coulter. Can tell immediately who sits where on the spectrum.

    • @robi6317
      @robi6317 Před rokem +8

      yeah all on the left except her

    • @AffIuent
      @AffIuent Před rokem +1

      I laughed at her too

    • @sallysue8176
      @sallysue8176 Před rokem +5

      I felt bad for her

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH Před rokem +9

      @@sallysue8176 - Said no one, EVER.

    • @Suicidal_Soy_Sauce
      @Suicidal_Soy_Sauce Před rokem +1

      She never should have agreed to attend. They used her as political propaganda and she fell right into the trap. Meanwhile, trying to paint all Republicans as racists.
      Comedy Central is the most blatantly biased broadcast channels on TV. Ann would have done better to just stay home.

  • @IfGodWereEvilHedBeMe
    @IfGodWereEvilHedBeMe Před rokem +9

    Davidson looks like that giant from bubble boy or lurch from the Addams family

  • @annanaiyaparker5816
    @annanaiyaparker5816 Před 10 měsíci

    Every time I hear this guy, I hear The Invisible Man from Hotel Transylvania! 😂

  • @michaelmitchell6558
    @michaelmitchell6558 Před 2 měsíci

    Love it, brutal

  • @jedlynch2268
    @jedlynch2268 Před rokem

    Ann Coulters roast were just something else

  • @dwitt4574
    @dwitt4574 Před rokem +11

    Ann Coulter has courage to get in front of people who don't like her and roast.
    Hard to watch though.

  • @yalibethlosadacosme6330

    This happens to appear when im looking him up

  • @Corpsman01
    @Corpsman01 Před rokem +4

    Peyton sounds like he may be sick, poor guy. Heal up
    buddy!!!

    • @Obake4777
      @Obake4777 Před rokem +1

      nationwide song: i think I'm gonna be real sick 🎶

  • @ZTrigger85
    @ZTrigger85 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Coulter bombed sooooo hard 😂

    • @MikeBoardley
      @MikeBoardley Před 3 měsíci

      Agreed but I assume those jokes were written for her. I'm not a fan but people at least have to agree it took a lot of guts to even show up to something like this.
      She had to know the deck was stacked against her from the beginning.

  • @hayberdasher8625
    @hayberdasher8625 Před rokem

    This gets an upvote from me

  • @omegaluck6220
    @omegaluck6220 Před rokem +6

    David is funny man

  • @fdavidmiller2
    @fdavidmiller2 Před měsícem

    There was a vampire from Buffy in the audience.

  • @benriggan5267
    @benriggan5267 Před 6 měsíci

    Oooh...the last one😅

  • @843Landbased
    @843Landbased Před rokem +1

    He went in on Anne bro

  • @katough
    @katough Před 7 měsíci +1

    Jewel makes me feel funny inside.

  • @atlascormac6273
    @atlascormac6273 Před 7 měsíci

    Rob looks brand new

  • @turdferguson7504
    @turdferguson7504 Před měsícem +1

    “Her tooth will be hanging out”

  • @lukebell7131
    @lukebell7131 Před rokem

    9:20 lol

  • @juffurey
    @juffurey Před dnem

    Wow these are brutal, you can tell some of them stung lol.

  • @tomy5868
    @tomy5868 Před rokem +2

    Pete who?
    Machio was in Outsiders too.

  • @gnawbabygnaw
    @gnawbabygnaw Před rokem +2

    Would have been better if the camera was locked down on Jewel. Wheweee

  • @user-tb1fq5db3o
    @user-tb1fq5db3o Před 25 dny

    Brutal

  • @craigchapman8220
    @craigchapman8220 Před rokem +14

    Manning killed it!