Learning What Love Is

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  • @mary-tc1bv
    @mary-tc1bv Před 3 lety +43520

    didn’t even need to watch the video to know i needed to dislike.

  • @realisticbutter
    @realisticbutter Před 3 lety +2219

    “i was only 10 and he was 17”
    jesus christ man....

  • @casperwashere
    @casperwashere Před 3 lety +6017

    that shirt with SEX just written in big block letters has such an indescribable energy

    • @Pinklemonaii
      @Pinklemonaii Před 3 lety +102

      FELT THIS

    • @busterb7482
      @busterb7482 Před 3 lety +169

      I want it

    • @rokronroff
      @rokronroff Před 3 lety +24

      @@busterb7482 same

    • @evie5375
      @evie5375 Před 3 lety +67

      i really want that shirt

    • @seaofbees783
      @seaofbees783 Před 3 lety +229

      It has 🥶🤯🇺🇸🤡 dude energy but it also has indie gay girl energy like opposite end of the same spectrum in the same awful shirt

  • @madicrory3142
    @madicrory3142 Před 3 lety +9369

    I feel like Ted went into this with the idea that if he acted weird enough they would just cut him off. He was mistaken

  • @CallMeFreakFujiko
    @CallMeFreakFujiko Před 3 lety +6851

    "I was 10 and he was 17. I was knocked unconscious but when I woke up he was carrying me. That's how I know it was love."
    EXCUSE ME WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

    • @Bsperry
      @Bsperry Před 3 lety +610

      🚓🚓🚓🚓🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

    • @klc517
      @klc517 Před 3 lety +1498

      Kids have crushes on older people all the time. I thought it was pretty clear that it was just some random teen saving her from drowning who probably doesn't remember it at all.

    • @hanabishaven
      @hanabishaven Před 2 lety +321

      If he felt something back then yeah that would be creepy as hell

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 Před 2 lety +334

      @@klc517 Holy crap! I thought she was involved with something much worse and just mistook it for love because she was so traumatized that she had to create a narrative

    • @neuro3834
      @neuro3834 Před 2 lety +292

      It's normal. Kids have crushes on older ppl all the time. The teen probably just saved her because he didn't want anyone to drown.

  • @brittanywillson9376
    @brittanywillson9376 Před 3 lety +8448

    Are we just glossing over the fact that the guy said “fun sex” like that’s how he knows he’s in love

    • @Brittanysplittany
      @Brittanysplittany Před 3 lety +305

      Pretty sad lol

    • @dumbname939
      @dumbname939 Před 3 lety +98

      The Brittanies in da house

    • @emgems6667
      @emgems6667 Před 3 lety +381

      I misheard and thought he said *fart sacks* oh my god what is wrong with me

    • @cranberrychili2260
      @cranberrychili2260 Před 3 lety +36

      I was looking for someone to say something

    • @lindsey3038
      @lindsey3038 Před 3 lety +47

      Let's hope he never hires a prostitute.

  • @yeeyee7720
    @yeeyee7720 Před 3 lety +4284

    they didn’t actually give ted a script for this they just played the movie on repeat for a month and let him lose his mind

    • @user-zr9hu3tf1y
      @user-zr9hu3tf1y Před 3 lety +62

      then he died and went to the good place

    • @emilyyeeyee8064
      @emilyyeeyee8064 Před 3 lety +10

      Epic gamer

    • @paraneil
      @paraneil Před 3 lety +1

      This will make you lose your mind more than Ted
      czcams.com/video/6rAhX5tTGaQ/video.html

    • @me30000
      @me30000 Před 3 lety +4

      @@paraneil why would you force that into my mind? I will have nightmares forever

    • @thetangerine5747
      @thetangerine5747 Před 3 lety +4

      @@paraneil how is that allowed on CZcams?

  • @abiwright2726
    @abiwright2726 Před 3 lety +2920

    I’m sorry but Ted Danson repeatedly singing “if you love me, if you love me, if you loooove me” LITERALLY makes me cry laughing every time idk why

  • @queenfrostine97
    @queenfrostine97 Před 3 lety +7032

    The fact that Ted Danson was in this as community service is the funniest fact I think I’ve ever learned

    • @kittencorp.3295
      @kittencorp.3295 Před 2 lety +243

      You’re on the planet z of funniness

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 Před 2 lety +132

      @@kittencorp.3295 sorry but that’s planet C, planet Z is for funness as the video clearly states.

    • @ZijnShayatanica
      @ZijnShayatanica Před 2 lety +54

      A close 2nd is the time Billy Crystal ate too made edibles before an MRI, asked the techs for Taco Bell, & left the office in the gown w/ his ass hanging out. 😆🤣

    • @arianawinters5197
      @arianawinters5197 Před rokem +5

      I'm your 4.5k like

    • @Musician0489
      @Musician0489 Před rokem +6

      Well get ready for ANOTHER funny fact. The new voice of the chuck e. cheese mouse is the lead singer of Bowling For Soup.

  • @maddeforpresident
    @maddeforpresident Před 3 lety +16389

    i can’t believe drew invented homosexuality, we’re witnessing history here guys

    • @sadgreekmess9493
      @sadgreekmess9493 Před 3 lety +537

      @SCP 096 Trust me, I’m doing my best to forget that J.K Rowling exists.

    • @eleanor2096
      @eleanor2096 Před 3 lety +35

      SMSNSKQKQKQKQK

    • @DarkShadic9632
      @DarkShadic9632 Před 3 lety +125

      Magical Pancake everyone who knows what she’s said before wants to forget her

    • @eggsbruhnadict4298
      @eggsbruhnadict4298 Před 3 lety +73

      What a hero

    • @maddeforpresident
      @maddeforpresident Před 3 lety +222

      @@erazn9077 sorry we all swore a blood oath never to reveal

  • @AJRensir
    @AJRensir Před 3 lety +7494

    “I was only 10 and he was 17.”
    *Hold the ABSOLUTE PHONE*

    • @SimBits
      @SimBits Před 3 lety +448

      SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE

    • @anyam9330
      @anyam9330 Před 3 lety +34

      HAHAHAH

    • @abbywolffe4114
      @abbywolffe4114 Před 3 lety +222

      **Microsoft window noise plays**

    • @albedox6428
      @albedox6428 Před 3 lety +471

      I was only 3 months old and he was on his death bed...*smirks* we made out and he died immediately after. He gave me a disease from his salivaa I'm currently 2 years old and on life support. But man I'll never forget that day I got a kiss from John F Kennedy 😍

    • @fridaychinatown6172
      @fridaychinatown6172 Před 3 lety +145

      *jazz music stops*

  • @knobby5722
    @knobby5722 Před 2 lety +335

    The guy talking about men not being very open about love just to have a cartoon face show up is comedy gold.

    • @Tabbyclaw
      @Tabbyclaw Před rokem +87

      See, this is *exactly* why men don't talk about their feelings. It summons The Face.

    • @fntthesmth423
      @fntthesmth423 Před měsícem +3

      I would just like to document the fact that, when i write this, @knobby5722's comment has 269 likes and @Tabbyclaw's comment has 69 likes

  • @lil_dumbass
    @lil_dumbass Před 2 lety +1151

    “I was 10 and he was 17”
    “I was chasing a little fish”
    “ We bumped into each and I passed out”
    “When I woke up he was carrying me”
    This girls life is literally an anime

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen Před 2 lety +122

      She's the MC of a Shojo anime and hasn't realized it yet.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Před 2 lety +99

      Thought the same thing, lol. There's always that weird little girl who gets possessive of some grown man and insists he'll be her husband one day.

    • @Wubadubadub1967
      @Wubadubadub1967 Před 2 lety +50

      @@ThexDynastxQueen and then for some reason it comes true or she ends up with the absolute worst guy she could

    • @adrenalineactivate
      @adrenalineactivate Před 8 měsíci +2

      ​@@Wubadubadub1967because anime is made by a socially deprive guy who wants little girl as wife but doesn't want to treat them like human. You know... Average Japanese man..

    • @jasonhaiad
      @jasonhaiad Před 7 měsíci

      @@adrenalineactivate its so wild seeing youtube leave up casually racist replies like this when mine get deleted if i do so much as call someone a f*ckwit without censoring it, very cool priorities youtube

  • @Broken0Hearted
    @Broken0Hearted Před 3 lety +2440

    10 year old girl: "I was chasing a fish then ran into some 17 year old guy and passed out when I woke up he was carrying me out the water. It was love at first sight"
    Drew: "w h a t"

    • @ayushijain7074
      @ayushijain7074 Před 3 lety +191

      It cant be just me who thought that she fell for the fish right 👁️👄👁️

    • @elliecaitlin1122
      @elliecaitlin1122 Před 3 lety +14

      @@ayushijain7074 AHAGAGH SAME

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 Před 3 lety +1

      *omg i found drew deleted video, here’s the link* czcams.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/video.html

    • @Broken0Hearted
      @Broken0Hearted Před 3 lety +40

      @@riskyy2657 last I checked Drew isn't Mrs beast he's drew and also it's on your channel so how does that work?

    • @jadziajan
      @jadziajan Před 3 lety +56

      I'm very tired so I thought it was all just a metaphor for sex and I was appalled

  • @kyransawhill6650
    @kyransawhill6650 Před 3 lety +1480

    I like how Drew is wearing a NASA-style shirt for the character answering the random sun questions.

    • @aeyakieduenas1331
      @aeyakieduenas1331 Před 2 lety +35

      I think it's pretty NEAT.

    • @LoganBluth
      @LoganBluth Před 2 lety +6

      He's actually wrong, though. The Sun _*does* move - It's constantly orbiting the centre of the Milky Way galaxy just as the Earth is constantly orbiting the Sun.

    • @EvanAviator
      @EvanAviator Před rokem +17

      @@LoganBluth for the purposes of the question, the movement of the sun does not have to be explained

    • @LoganBluth
      @LoganBluth Před rokem +2

      @@EvanAviator The question is irrelevant. He literally made the statement: "The Sun doesn't move." This is factually incorrect. You seem to be attempting to counter a claim I didn't make.

    • @Ashh602
      @Ashh602 Před rokem +14

      @@LoganBluth oh my god that’s so pedantic

  • @93alekss
    @93alekss Před 3 lety +567

    it's like everyone is mentally unstable in this movie.

  • @LR-tr5cn
    @LR-tr5cn Před 3 lety +948

    "I don't know. I'm in the dark. I am so confused." That girl is such a mood

    • @sofichan8458
      @sofichan8458 Před 3 lety +7

      I vibe with that child... its pretty much me every single second of my life

  • @finnw.6854
    @finnw.6854 Před 3 lety +1931

    Oh poor Drew. Ever since Amanda left for Afghanistan, he’s had a really hard time finding love. I’m glad he’s going on this journey of self discovery.

  • @raizenmazoku1519
    @raizenmazoku1519 Před 2 lety +135

    You could tell Jason Bateman would be a star. that "she doesnt like my hair" line was a ridcilous scene but he delivered it so seriously, like he really meant it, while being aware how stupid it sounds. That pretty much sums up his acting style.

    • @beepbeeplettuce5890
      @beepbeeplettuce5890 Před 8 měsíci +11

      Jason Bateman was a big star at that point, his career dwindled when he grew up but found fame again when arrested development came out

  • @juliabohemian
    @juliabohemian Před rokem +340

    It's a privilege to watch you deconstruct the ridiculousness I had to grow up watching. My health teacher was the freshman football coach and he couldn't even say the word menstruation without looking at the floor. I'm counting on your generation to sort this nonsense out.

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus Před 10 měsíci +5

      Drew is one of the few sane people in this world 🤣

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 8 měsíci +10

      Boy do I have news for you. A congressman just proposed banning the mentioning of the word 'period' and anything about menstruation in schools. We're regressing.

    • @ethanrabbitts9906
      @ethanrabbitts9906 Před 4 měsíci +9

      When I was in like year 9 PE our teacher was asking if anyone would know why women might have to consume more iron than men, and all the guys we're like "umm cause they only eat salad"

  • @BlakeGeometrio
    @BlakeGeometrio Před 3 lety +4774

    I love how he glosses over that kid saying "fun sex" with that uncomfortable eyebrow twitching.

  • @TheNBAFreak
    @TheNBAFreak Před 3 lety +14749

    Ted just realized he’s in the real Bad Place

  • @jsmarty1
    @jsmarty1 Před 2 lety +352

    Drew’s genuinely horrified expression after the 10 and 17 year old but had me in tears

  • @kiwitheparakeettiger1277
    @kiwitheparakeettiger1277 Před rokem +85

    11:53 wait… you can just…. do that?
    like what if i just got bored one day and published my own fake obituary? is there any legal repercussion to this?
    what if i did it right now?
    kiwi the parakeet tiger (1953-2022)did too sick of a kickflip earlier today, and the absurd levels of awesomeness ripped open a hole in time and space. this rip caused kiwi to disintegrate instantly.
    kiwi’s most notable achievements were being the 5th face to be carved onto mount rushmore, solving world hunger by filling 7 water towers with pasta and cooking it, and having never been stung by a bee.
    gone too soon. rest in pasta

  • @lasagna312
    @lasagna312 Před 3 lety +6798

    So basically what you're telling me is this movie is an hour of Ted Danson dissociating.

    • @rorgues6465
      @rorgues6465 Před 3 lety +400

      Ted Danson dissociates and astral projects into the Bad Place, assumes the identity of Bad Place architect Michael and helps 4 dead humans to get into the Good Place and finally returns to Earth.

    • @aaaameeera
      @aaaameeera Před 3 lety +7

      @@rorgues6465 uh

    • @Irene-ph5cm
      @Irene-ph5cm Před 3 lety +62

      @@rorgues6465 this is a good headcanon

    • @braveasanoun5732
      @braveasanoun5732 Před 3 lety +110

      @@rorgues6465 Alternatively, this is Michael's Bad Place.

    • @shuichisaihara4256
      @shuichisaihara4256 Před 3 lety +22

      @@rorgues6465 that is literally the plot of The Good Place

  • @kinseymiller3979
    @kinseymiller3979 Před 3 lety +7127

    Faking your own obituary is such a baller move don’t even lie

    • @seaofbees783
      @seaofbees783 Před 3 lety +306

      Ok story, my granddads old landlord was a very powerful guy but he would always complain about this one guy, who was a different landlord so it was like landlord warfare, but they HATED each other and they would openly argue with each other, but anyway these are two rich, powerful, angry men and so when my granddads landlord went away to his summer home the other landlord fucking payed, quite a bit of money, to put an obituary for my granddads landlord in the newspaper, now this was before phones so there was no way to check if this was true so everyone was shocked and then finally my granddads landlord came home and everyone was.. surprised to say the least and then he wasn’t very happy to learn that everyone thought he was dead

    • @meliycon-roma4112
      @meliycon-roma4112 Před 3 lety +17

      your not wrong

    • @danielchoi9609
      @danielchoi9609 Před 3 lety +38

      Jay station vibes

    • @SerAbiotico
      @SerAbiotico Před 3 lety +16

      i did that, i just need to die now

    • @Kohler_Wood
      @Kohler_Wood Před 3 lety +17

      @@seaofbees783 holy shit

  • @phoenix_flame2561
    @phoenix_flame2561 Před 3 lety +8105

    "Trust."
    "Honesty."
    "f u n s e x"
    also can we just appreciate the fact that the girl at 6:50 is named bj?

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 Před 3 lety +5

      *omg i found drew deleted video, here’s the link* czcams.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/video.html

    • @velimirmitrovic402
      @velimirmitrovic402 Před 3 lety +370

      @@riskyy2657 scam, dont watch

    • @manayamfarooq4396
      @manayamfarooq4396 Před 3 lety +70

      @@velimirmitrovic402 now I have to watch it

    • @cheesecheese6950
      @cheesecheese6950 Před 3 lety +14

      Riskyy
      Shut up. -.-

    • @sinistersilence489
      @sinistersilence489 Před 3 lety +176

      Oh, I thought he said "fartin' sex" but that makes a lot more sense

  • @matthewmcguire224
    @matthewmcguire224 Před 2 lety +264

    Honestly the girl who fell in love with that much older guy (for her age) isn’t that weird, that happens all the time. That said, at that age when you have no knowledge of love and/or any control/maturity over your emotions, we would just consider that to be someone’s first infatuation. It would most likely be pretty intense and obsessive though, a persons first crush usually is.

    • @starstorm1267
      @starstorm1267 Před 2 lety +15

      You’re right, hell I had my fair shares of crushing on adult men when I was ten. What I want to know is what kind of 17 year old would enable that kinda behavior and date a 10 year old? I’m 18 and the idea of dating someone that young makes me sick, especially since I’m a legal adult now

    • @lelia8456
      @lelia8456 Před rokem +75

      @@starstorm1267 There wasn’t really any mention of them dating. Just him carrying her out of the water and *her* falling in love. To him he was probably just saving a little girl from drowning and nothing more. We don’t even know if they ever saw/talked to each other again after that.

  • @angelsinger4574
    @angelsinger4574 Před 3 lety +204

    I know this one! My mother managed a video store when I was a kid. This was on the bottom shelf of the 99 cent aisle. As far as I can tell, no one ever rented it.

    • @dr.alphys
      @dr.alphys Před 3 lety +26

      But really, who would buy this besides anxious old-fashioned uninformed moms?

  • @bloodyneptune
    @bloodyneptune Před 3 lety +7248

    "I was only ten and he was 17" o_o "i guess i passed out or something" O__O "but when i woke up he was carrying me out of the water" *O_____O*

  • @chrisrodriguez6899
    @chrisrodriguez6899 Před 3 lety +6857

    I literally can’t tell the difference between Drew’s edits of the movie, and the movie’s edits of the movie

    • @as1948
      @as1948 Před 3 lety +38

      lol same

    • @jacobscott1243
      @jacobscott1243 Před 3 lety +441

      after watching the whole original film, I'm sad to say he's done next to nothing to it, How Do I Know I'm Really In Love is nearly an hour of the movie form of LSD

    • @lorenadias6730
      @lorenadias6730 Před 3 lety +11

      same lol

    • @livvywilliams8815
      @livvywilliams8815 Před 3 lety +17

      @@jacobscott1243 How did you watch it omg

    • @arielc5257
      @arielc5257 Před 3 lety +24

      @@livvywilliams8815 it’s on youtube

  • @suckyducky5002
    @suckyducky5002 Před 3 lety +272

    I cannot be the only one who thought they meant "power of attorney" when they said POA

    • @user-nw3ol7fk1i
      @user-nw3ol7fk1i Před 3 lety +7

      What does poa actually stand for? I looked it up on urban dictionary and there's multiple, uh, definitions

    • @phud420
      @phud420 Před 2 lety +22

      @@user-nw3ol7fk1i
      P - drew
      O - gooder
      A -

    • @jeremyross9698
      @jeremyross9698 Před rokem

      @@user-nw3ol7fk1i From the time the video came out, I would guess "Piece of Ass."

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus Před 10 měsíci

      @@user-nw3ol7fk1i Part on Alligators

  • @wowitslena
    @wowitslena Před rokem +44

    Ted just singing and maniacally laughing is amazing. I LOVE this.

  • @spookyho5994
    @spookyho5994 Před 3 lety +2010

    Imagine a 17 year old introducing his 10 year old girlfriend to his parents.

  • @16xthedetail76
    @16xthedetail76 Před 3 lety +5992

    That guys obituary had me dying! "He threw the bible at them and they exploded" you can't make this shit up, pure gold.

    • @user-fq4hj8yv2z
      @user-fq4hj8yv2z Před 3 lety +15

      Ik right lol

    • @alastorbutwithagun
      @alastorbutwithagun Před 3 lety +171

      he did the impossible i guess

    • @DelightfullyGrace
      @DelightfullyGrace Před 3 lety +542

      > you can’t make this up
      B-but... he _did_

    • @16xthedetail76
      @16xthedetail76 Před 3 lety +45

      @@DelightfullyGrace Yes i am aware, i mean't drew.

    • @yourmomsman1380
      @yourmomsman1380 Před 3 lety +2

      @@DelightfullyGrace id like the comment but my favorite number is 37, im sorry it had to be this way (ㆀ˘・з・˘)

  • @lindashrugemoji9351
    @lindashrugemoji9351 Před 3 lety +255

    this is like my fourth time watching this and i just noticed that the poster for this had “$29.95” at the bottom and i calculated the inflation and that’s like $55 in 2020 dollars. i hope all the money went to ted danson’s ticket fund.

  • @caseys2698
    @caseys2698 Před 3 lety +92

    8:29 Someone give Drew an Oscar for this, the resigned exasperation in his voice is just incredible.

  • @addy7486
    @addy7486 Před 3 lety +3187

    Schools have such little funding during this quarantine that they have to turn to express vpn sponsorships in class. Sad times 😞

    • @youbiscuit2146
      @youbiscuit2146 Před 3 lety +27

      don't give them any ideas

    • @greasesmear8298
      @greasesmear8298 Před 3 lety

      This will make you laugh czcams.com/video/Afk79sqplds/video.html

    • @lolom8772
      @lolom8772 Před 3 lety +2

      Lol

    • @max-jc6wc
      @max-jc6wc Před 3 lety +11

      wait why did i think this was an actual thing for a second

    • @lj.853
      @lj.853 Před 3 lety +4

      @@max-jc6wc because our school system sucks.

  • @bobross4lyfe749
    @bobross4lyfe749 Před 3 lety +2238

    Her: "I was 10 and he was 17"
    Me: Woah, that escalated quickly.

  • @tamakiamajiki5880
    @tamakiamajiki5880 Před 3 lety +61

    6:11
    o N t H e d i C k ?
    o h-

  • @hannalindstrom9841
    @hannalindstrom9841 Před 3 lety +33

    12:35 "it looks like the bell's gonna ring in a couple minutes" triggered my fight or flight response

  • @ashley-m
    @ashley-m Před 3 lety +3648

    i NEED that shirt that says “GIB” on the front and “Good in Bed” on the back

  • @marystone7869
    @marystone7869 Před 3 lety +2553

    “And that’s when I fell in love”
    You had a concussion honey, that’s not falling in love.
    (Also 10 and 17, EW, why is this even IN the video)

    • @baconsoda7011
      @baconsoda7011 Před 3 lety +237

      Im pretty certain that it wasn’t love probably more gratitude for ya know saving their life they probably just mistook their feelings of appreciation for feelings of love

    • @baconsoda7011
      @baconsoda7011 Před 3 lety +7

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl Is that song a troll or serious?

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen Před 3 lety +117

      “The problem is so common, there’s even a name for it: transference. It’s when a patient confuses gratitude or compassion for love. Some imagine they are falling in love with the doctor.” which I think could apply here, he wasn’t a doctor but basically saved her life

    • @fardifaalam605
      @fardifaalam605 Před 3 lety +44

      Be careful not to click on such links, they could be IP grabbers

    • @greasesmear8298
      @greasesmear8298 Před 3 lety

      This will make you laugh czcams.com/video/Afk79sqplds/video.html

  • @bbbbbenzedrine
    @bbbbbenzedrine Před 10 měsíci +24

    11:10 “Gordon, as is well-known, was indicted for murder” ??

  • @riaclimis4491
    @riaclimis4491 Před 3 lety +408

    is it weird that is actually felt bad for him when his fake class of students left?

  • @dangelowallaceagain
    @dangelowallaceagain Před 3 lety +25826

    serves my regular teacher right for golfing during a pandemic smh

  • @excelsior7345
    @excelsior7345 Před 3 lety +4408

    "What I _thought_ was his obituary" is genuinely the most intriguing statement I've ever heard
    EDIT: I come back a year later with 4k likes... thanks I guess

  • @Darkknight0701
    @Darkknight0701 Před 2 lety +63

    Ted Danson is completely losing his shit lmao “Can someone reel in Ted” drew is hilarious 😂

  • @moonstrifflimestone5493
    @moonstrifflimestone5493 Před 3 lety +239

    Honestly, as someone whose not sure if they are aromantic, alloromantic or aro-spec, a video about how you know if you're feeling romantic love would be really helpful.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 Před 2 lety +58

      I think the biggest problem is just that it's all applying labels to abstract feelings, so there might not be a perfect descriptor for every person's unique mentality.

    • @rowancook4369
      @rowancook4369 Před 2 lety +49

      As an arospec, how I determine it is by imagining myself in a romantic relationship with that person. Would I want to go on dates with them? Would I like to kiss them? How would I feel about calling them my boyfriend/girlfriend/partner? How would I feel about them calling me their partner? How would I feel about getting romantically sensual?
      If my feelings towards being in a romantic relationship with that person range from "disgust" to "indifference," I can usually say that I do not have a crush. If my feelings are somewhere in the "oh my god that would be so wonderful" area, I do have a crush.
      This is my personal way of determining romantic attraction and may not work for you, but I hope it helps in some way.

    • @coronatemewithaduncecap
      @coronatemewithaduncecap Před 2 lety +24

      Well, have you ever passed out and someone was carrying you out of the pool?

    • @fer-gr8kf
      @fer-gr8kf Před 2 lety +18

      You don't need to give yourself a label over something you feel/don't feel. Just be you

    • @elisecode2212
      @elisecode2212 Před rokem +5

      when i heard the definition of aromanticism i thought "how do i know whether i've experienced romantic attraction if i don't know what it is?" yeah, in retrospect, the answer was right there. ah, amatonormativity-inspired denial. well, that was 7 or 8 years ago and i'm still extremely aro. have you checked out arocalypse? it's been really awesome for me to talk and relate to other aros there.

  • @grantsmith4117
    @grantsmith4117 Před 3 lety +1558

    "Intrest, intrigue, infatuation, love."
    "What?"
    "Staircase, staircase."
    "Oh."
    That killed me

    • @rubyred3580
      @rubyred3580 Před 3 lety +103

      Like it *almost* makes sense? But something about the dialogue is off like aliens wrote it

    • @elina4005
      @elina4005 Před 3 lety +7

      I read that just as I heard it lmao

    • @yaboy2501
      @yaboy2501 Před 3 lety +42

      I deadass thought I just misheard that part and moved on but nope heard it right

    • @MsOopsiDaisy
      @MsOopsiDaisy Před 3 lety +17

      Sounds like a danny gonzalez song

    • @sultraa3555
      @sultraa3555 Před 3 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/A30Tzfpxa0c/video.html

  • @kandykitty1
    @kandykitty1 Před 3 lety +649

    I was physically blown back into my seat when she said she was 10 and he was 17. I wish they express that she had a crush on a older guy instead of saying she was in love with him.
    Most of the time its puppy love and big crushes not actual love.

    • @mindyobusiness6257
      @mindyobusiness6257 Před 3 lety +53

      Right ..?? I paused and rewinded this part 2x bcs i was making dinner at the same time & i thought i strongly misunderstood

    • @ratedpending
      @ratedpending Před 3 lety +75

      Yeah, especially since it really just seems like he kept her from dying lmfao

    • @Purplesquigglystripe
      @Purplesquigglystripe Před 3 lety +39

      Yeah or just wanting approval from an older person. I don’t think a ten year old girl wants to be in an actual romantic relationship. At least I didn’t

    • @jjclaxton1652
      @jjclaxton1652 Před 3 lety +25

      And her name is B.J. which scared me at first

    • @soda_fairy
      @soda_fairy Před 3 lety +11

      Yeah but isn't that the idea "how do I know if that was love" he rescued her so she THOUGHT she was in love. That's it

  • @sleepyreapie
    @sleepyreapie Před rokem +32

    Imagine watching a drew gooden video only to see your parent on an informative video about love

  • @spegnagmaglorious3590
    @spegnagmaglorious3590 Před 2 lety +21

    Just figured out why “fun sex” has been floating around in my head for a year and a half

  • @dr.k8610
    @dr.k8610 Před 3 lety +1004

    Trust. Honesty. FUN SEX. Okay then, a government body made this.

  • @alejandro_pittet
    @alejandro_pittet Před 3 lety +2197

    Jason: "She doesn't like my hair."
    *Hasn't changed his hair in 30 years*

    • @user-zr9hu3tf1y
      @user-zr9hu3tf1y Před 3 lety +48

      no God please, that wasn't 30 years ago, I was born the year this was made, don't round it up like that, say this video's still so young, it wasn't 30 years ago yet 😭😭

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 Před 3 lety

      *omg i found drew deleted video, here’s the link* czcams.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/video.html

    • @rp1455
      @rp1455 Před 3 lety +5

      Ok, I took the bait. Congrats

    • @Kaunoe
      @Kaunoe Před 3 lety +10

      Riskyy Hm, idk, that’s kinda sus to me.

    • @BrokenGodEnt
      @BrokenGodEnt Před 3 lety +5

      @@Kaunoe Kinda fits the username "Risky" lol.

  • @1800cookiefarts
    @1800cookiefarts Před 8 měsíci +3

    still waiting for someone to stand up and say "this is the bad place"

  • @Kpingree
    @Kpingree Před rokem +36

    This video is one of Drew's absolute best. I could watch it a hundred times, and I'll laugh out loud each and every time.

  • @cameronh3756
    @cameronh3756 Před 3 lety +5463

    I desperately want a shirt that says GIB on the front and Good In Bed on the back.

    • @ygobe2
      @ygobe2 Před 3 lety +280

      Wear it every day, I'm gonna find you wearing it

    • @aniallater33
      @aniallater33 Před 3 lety +15

      Zac Power’s crying off in the distance.

    • @mila-lt3hf
      @mila-lt3hf Před 2 lety +87

      Gibby asf

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Před 2 lety +29

      You can absolutely commission a silkscreen of that
      I mean shit I’d make one

    • @winnielmao
      @winnielmao Před 2 lety +25

      @@mila-lt3hf i was barely holding it together and then i saw this comment
      my stomach hurts from laughing too much lmfao

  • @treasurehuntclubofficial
    @treasurehuntclubofficial Před 3 lety +4898

    There are not enough people talking about the 10 year old who dates a 17 year old

    • @gavrochethenardier957
      @gavrochethenardier957 Před 3 lety +30

      I think so too

    • @DelightfullyGrace
      @DelightfullyGrace Před 3 lety +1402

      she didn’t date him, she “fell in love with him.” She doesn’t actually mention his side of things, which was probably just “I pulled her out of the water so she didn’t drown and then she got super awkward.”

    • @treasurehuntclubofficial
      @treasurehuntclubofficial Před 3 lety +395

      @@DelightfullyGrace god i hope so

    • @rokranged
      @rokranged Před 3 lety +722

      @@DelightfullyGrace I'm hoping this is what happened too. I was "in love" with a girl who was 15-16 when I was 9-10, we were on the same bus home from school. I would do shit like give her cards and little handmade crafts and she would so politely accept them while also treating me exactly as you would someone who's 8-9. God it's so embarrassing when I think back on it but I hope it was something similar for the girl in the video too and she didn't actually date the 17 y/o boy.

    • @malingreenleaf1414
      @malingreenleaf1414 Před 3 lety +342

      @@rokranged Aww, that's actually really sweet. It's nice of her to not be weird about it.

  • @londryboner2807
    @londryboner2807 Před 3 lety +47

    The whole scene of 3:36 I can't dude 😂😂 the fun sex guy and the guy just making a face

  • @SaintJezehell
    @SaintJezehell Před 3 lety +26

    These are my favorite. All I want is to see is commentary on weird PSAs, odd training videos, old advice videos from the early 50’s and whatever genera this is. I don’t know why but I’m fascinated. It’s always cheesy and awkward and 10/10.

  • @avidreader4719
    @avidreader4719 Před 3 lety +358

    "I was ten and he was seventeen" 𝓮𝔁𝓬𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝓶𝓮

  • @phineaspeters4874
    @phineaspeters4874 Před 3 lety +1229

    the dislikes are from Ted Danson

    • @strawburrymilk195
      @strawburrymilk195 Před 3 lety +22

      And Mary (pinned comment) apperently

    • @hamsandwich184
      @hamsandwich184 Před 3 lety

      I disliked it cause RedLetterMedia had this tape years ago and everyone apes off RLM gives them zero credit.

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 Před 3 lety +2

      Nah theyre from Mary

    • @RynsFandomsFun
      @RynsFandomsFun Před 3 lety +2

      Ted Danson, Adam Scott, and all the other residents of The Bad Place

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 Před 3 lety +1

      @@RynsFandomsFun wait what, Adam Scott?

  • @latchisswithanl6996
    @latchisswithanl6996 Před rokem +13

    I can't think if anything more ominous for a love tape than two siblings starting the intro with "OK, so we may have made a mistake . . ."

  • @calowenby1654
    @calowenby1654 Před rokem +12

    "Staircase, staircase."
    "...Oh..."
    This moment at 9:43 always gets a laugh out of me.

  • @feef1699
    @feef1699 Před 3 lety +1783

    “the sun doesn’t move, we move around it”
    people 600 years ago: set him on fire boys

    • @lewiswalsh2031
      @lewiswalsh2031 Před 3 lety +51

      the sun does actually move tho, our solar system orbits the centre of the milky way galaxy

    • @feef1699
      @feef1699 Před 3 lety +18

      BURN THE SCIENTIST

    • @spiderdude2099
      @spiderdude2099 Před 3 lety +12

      It’s definitely wild when you think about it how difficult it would be to prove the earth revolves around the sun before the advent of the telescope.

    • @Floaty8008
      @Floaty8008 Před 3 lety +1

      @@lewiswalsh2031 thats true

    • @reaganrambles1951
      @reaganrambles1951 Před 3 lety

      I like your name

  • @jasonhorton
    @jasonhorton Před 3 lety +3196

    This is a prequel to Ozark prove me wrong

    • @monkeypp21savage
      @monkeypp21savage Před 3 lety +22

      i mean i cant
      you are correct

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 Před 3 lety +2

      *omg i found drew deleted video, here’s the link* czcams.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/video.html

    • @professorwithagun9931
      @professorwithagun9931 Před 3 lety +53

      @@riskyy2657 Don't be so desperate

    • @RickyGoreMusic
      @RickyGoreMusic Před 3 lety +2

      More shoreline than the entire coast of California

    • @CasenJones
      @CasenJones Před 3 lety +12

      Or arrested development

  • @Ulrican414
    @Ulrican414 Před rokem +15

    2:40 I absolutely adore the fact that you're mocking the guy for not knowing basic astrophysics while saying this absolute banger of a line "the sun doesn't move". As if the sun was stuck in place with super glue, and not rotating in it's own galactic orbit and dragging us along for the ride. The best kind of ignorance is confident ignorance.

  • @jamiejam4588
    @jamiejam4588 Před 2 lety +13

    3:45 is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my entire life. I go back to watch it 3-4 times every time I watch this video

  • @peachylady
    @peachylady Před 3 lety +2137

    It's almost like Ted Danson has a demon inside him.

  • @im4misfit
    @im4misfit Před 3 lety +743

    "How does the moon know when to come out"
    The Moon : "Idk Idk I'm in the dark???"

  • @Jay-to7yz
    @Jay-to7yz Před 3 lety +41

    i unironically want all of the shirts in the song at 5:50

    • @phud420
      @phud420 Před 2 lety +6

      Wearing a shirt that only says "in the back" gives off some ominous energy

  • @julesbond1089
    @julesbond1089 Před 2 lety +15

    6:06
    I didn't know what POA stood for so I looked it up and the search result is:
    _Power of Attorney_
    which seems funnier paired with Drews response

  • @dr.k8610
    @dr.k8610 Před 3 lety +3944

    Not even ironically this one one of Drew’s best videos

  • @memethyst
    @memethyst Před 3 lety +2381

    "the planet z of funness" is such a stupid phrase and i'm intrigued by it

  • @lauryn5717
    @lauryn5717 Před 3 lety +23

    12:40
    Drew: “Hi, do you have ... internet?”
    Me at three am high off oxygen: no. Absolutely not.
    *long pause*
    Drew: “Don’t lie to me this video is ON internet. So I know that you do.”
    Me: Holy shi- ... he kNoWs

  • @christaacree9759
    @christaacree9759 Před 2 lety +31

    Drew would be the perfect substitute teacher

  • @shibuya4189
    @shibuya4189 Před 3 lety +1409

    Are you Ned Flamez??? The one who sung the circus

  • @JokeHatesItHere
    @JokeHatesItHere Před 3 lety +1211

    I can't tell if this tape is pro or anti pedophilia but either way I think it's better to just talk to your kids instead of showing them this awful tape

    • @greasesmear8298
      @greasesmear8298 Před 3 lety +1

      This will make you laugh czcams.com/video/Afk79sqplds/video.html

    • @Jay-lu6rx
      @Jay-lu6rx Před 3 lety +15

      this comment has me cry laughing

    • @Mushbeary
      @Mushbeary Před 3 lety +20

      Should we send mamamax after them just in case?

    • @JokeHatesItHere
      @JokeHatesItHere Před 3 lety +2

      @@Mushbeary I think so

    • @Coolbillion
      @Coolbillion Před 3 lety +16

      Good thing the board of education does NOT endorse this tape

  • @delaneybrummell1772
    @delaneybrummell1772 Před 3 lety +18

    love is when she be lookin like a toad ✋🏼☹️ felt that

  • @ilikericebowls7564
    @ilikericebowls7564 Před 3 lety +51

    I just found this guy and he’s hilarious I have been blessed with his comedy

  • @melanieconway3437
    @melanieconway3437 Před 3 lety +760

    "Interest, intrigue, infatuation, love..."
    "What??"
    "...staircase, staircase." 📶

    • @nicoled3268
      @nicoled3268 Před 3 lety +30

      Are they trying to reference plato’s ladder of love?? If so this is so bizarre lmao

    • @chipsanddip593
      @chipsanddip593 Před 3 lety +6

      @@nicoled3268 no no I think they’re talking the staircase, staircase

    • @radhikamaitra8565
      @radhikamaitra8565 Před 3 lety +2

      ✨ o h ✨

    • @greasesmear8298
      @greasesmear8298 Před 3 lety

      This will make you laugh czcams.com/video/Afk79sqplds/video.html

  • @arshia1308
    @arshia1308 Před 3 lety +623

    “I was only 10 and he was 17”
    excuse me, wtf

    • @moyo6606
      @moyo6606 Před 3 lety +99

      "I guess I passed out or something and when I woke up he was carrying me out of the water"
      Big yikes 😬

    • @reflectivepurple
      @reflectivepurple Před 3 lety +63

      im over here, too focused on why the letters B J or on the screen next to her, and then she says "i guess i passed out in the water" what???? does she know thats not normal?????? i hope she's doing ok now

    • @jacklyntree7752
      @jacklyntree7752 Před 3 lety +26

      I really hope she's okay if that really happened...

    • @YoungFraggle
      @YoungFraggle Před 3 lety +25

      Makes it worse it was scripted by an old man 😭

    • @jadeoreo
      @jadeoreo Před 3 lety +33

      @@YoungFraggle if it wasn't scripted, ew, she had to say that on tv? And if it was scripted, oh my gosh, wtf, who made her say that?

  • @sosareefah
    @sosareefah Před 3 lety +19

    As someone who doesn't know what love is, I'm learning so much

  • @burningrumm
    @burningrumm Před rokem +6

    12:41 drew asks if we have internet and i reflexively say no, but then he says “don’t lie to me, this video’s on internet” and now i can’t stop laughing

  • @WrentheFox_9
    @WrentheFox_9 Před 3 lety +629

    Ted Danson: THIS is the bad place!

    • @randomfandoms6769
      @randomfandoms6769 Před 3 lety +62

      JASON figured it out!? JASON!!??

    • @hailmuse
      @hailmuse Před 3 lety +17

      @@randomfandoms6769 that's just embarrassing

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 Před 3 lety

      *omg i found drew deleted video, here’s the link* czcams.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/video.html

    • @Intreket
      @Intreket Před 3 lety +3

      I’ve been trying to figure out where I recognized him from!

    • @gargles5270
      @gargles5270 Před 3 lety +5

      @@braingirl9112 it’s a link to their own video lmao i took the plunge

  • @hobisdimples94
    @hobisdimples94 Před 3 lety +1088

    "TV legend Ted Danson"
    "Sexual intercourse"
    I CHOKED 😭😂💀

  • @grandlordSpencer
    @grandlordSpencer Před 9 měsíci +3

    This is probably the Drew video I return to the most. It's just brilliantly crafted in every damn aspect.

  • @silasoconnell6413
    @silasoconnell6413 Před rokem +3

    the rotating, t-posing boy in the "Good In Bed" shirt was unnecessarily funny

  • @NoEscapeEver
    @NoEscapeEver Před 3 lety +560

    "The Sun doesn't move."
    "I don't know I'm in the dark."
    I think those two quotes should've been combined in some way.

    • @ronisawyer5371
      @ronisawyer5371 Před 3 lety +25

      "Dude has the sun moved for you?"
      "I don't know, the sun doesn't move so I'm in the dark."
      Pun intended.

  • @AyeDaniels
    @AyeDaniels Před 3 lety +1444

    It's been pretty hard for Drew ever since Amanda died in Afghanistan, huh?

    • @ruthvik8913
      @ruthvik8913 Před 3 lety +114

      OHMAHGODDD BRO DONT SPREAD MISINFORMATION ON THE INTERNET. DONT YOU KNOW AMANDA IS DANNY'S WIFE.

    • @greasesmear8298
      @greasesmear8298 Před 3 lety +5

      This will make you laugh czcams.com/video/Afk79sqplds/video.html

    • @vielentine
      @vielentine Před 3 lety +4

      @@greasesmear8298 aaaaahahahahahahaha 🙂

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 Před 3 lety +13

      Yall get a lot of mileage out of that joke huh

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 Před 3 lety +16

      Plus he’s carrying a Paul baby so you know,,,hormones

  • @MariaCaradAnjo
    @MariaCaradAnjo Před 3 lety +33

    guy: someone loves me
    girl:
    ~chews gum~
    ~chews gum~
    ~chews gum~

  • @40watt53
    @40watt53 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Those 3 letter shirts still exist in this world somewhere and I love that.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 3 lety +2767

    Drew you can't expect us to not imagine you singing "What is Love" from that title.

  • @noahlloyd3012
    @noahlloyd3012 Před 3 lety +3380

    As a gay guy who grew up in a very heterosexual environment, the "guys should just have sex with each other" joke was especially funny to me 😂🤣

    • @user-cw3yc3yk3h
      @user-cw3yc3yk3h Před 3 lety +104

      But what about... the lesbians?!

    • @_-luke-_
      @_-luke-_ Před 3 lety +53

      @@baguettegott3409 pain 💔

    • @kyliedayne985
      @kyliedayne985 Před 3 lety +43

      Noah can you say hi to your dog for me

    • @noahlloyd3012
      @noahlloyd3012 Před 3 lety +66

      @@kyliedayne985 Her name is Muffin and she says hi back lol

    • @MetaphoricallyRose
      @MetaphoricallyRose Před 3 lety +25

      @@noahlloyd3012 can you tell muffin that I said hi to her too?

  • @serenafallin4475
    @serenafallin4475 Před rokem +5

    With videos like this, it’s hard to tell when it’s Drew’s editing and when it’s just the movie’s editing.

  • @robbiewilson9675
    @robbiewilson9675 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Writing an insane fake article about events in your life, complete with a Superfascist Party, is the funniest thing ever. Im gonna do that now

  • @wndr1214
    @wndr1214 Před 3 lety +1347

    " How do you know you're in love?"...
    Girl: trust
    Another Girl: Honesty
    Guy: fuN sEX
    Me: *almost choking on my Coca-Cola gummy*

  • @user-xj2sm3xd5l
    @user-xj2sm3xd5l Před 3 lety +454

    Ted Danson’s presence in this video just screams “I have a bag of coke backstage”

  • @ViolentSock
    @ViolentSock Před 2 lety +4

    Drew is chaotic good. Kurtis is chaotic neutral. And Danny is chaotic evil.