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  • čas přidán 12. 04. 2019
  • Ronny Chieng makes his Tonight Show debut with jokes about Asian people objectively mediating racial tensions and helping the government function better.
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  • @erikhernandez7806
    @erikhernandez7806 Před 3 lety +5006

    The Asian restaurant I work at was open during a hurricane.

  • @InspirationIsFree
    @InspirationIsFree Před 5 lety +6167

    Andrew Yang's anger translator.

  • @Nergal_Slayer
    @Nergal_Slayer Před 3 lety +2477

    "There's no hatred here, just information"
    I like this guy

  • @sugaaakookiesss
    @sugaaakookiesss Před 4 lety +1547

    “You don’t have to be just a neurosurgeon.” I DIED

    • @lavorbitor9711
      @lavorbitor9711 Před 3 lety +13

      Come on.. how the fuck your wrote the comment then?

    • @joshualee8022
      @joshualee8022 Před 3 lety +12

      @@lavorbitor9711 It's an idiom that means she laughed heavily or she died of laughter. It's an expression. She didn't literally die, my man :)

    • @muhamadfarhan6707
      @muhamadfarhan6707 Před 3 lety

      @@lavorbitor9711 STOOPID

    • @theboba818
      @theboba818 Před 3 lety

      @@lavorbitor9711 Are you a computer?

    • @lavorbitor9711
      @lavorbitor9711 Před 3 lety +7

      I don't think you guys understand the concept of being ironic

  • @zhihengzhu6655
    @zhihengzhu6655 Před 5 lety +3864

    Ronny Chieng:
    "Make America work again!"

    • @fajaradi1223
      @fajaradi1223 Před 4 lety +47

      With lowest salary possible

    • @geterpriffin
      @geterpriffin Před 4 lety +17

      Going through a list of which holidays we don't need anymore and which ones to consolidate. Halloween, Thanksgiving, & Christmas... looking at you three!

    • @objectismy6434
      @objectismy6434 Před 4 lety +31

      How about "Make America Think Harder"

    • @metalalive2006
      @metalalive2006 Před 4 lety +29

      "Make America work 24/7 again.
      We don't shutdown for anything"

    • @koilamaoh4238
      @koilamaoh4238 Před 4 lety +8

      Most asians tend to have good work ethics compared to americans, hence why they lose lot of their jobs.

  • @aidanwatson7855
    @aidanwatson7855 Před 4 lety +5777

    “I’d rather fix healthcare than eat turkey”
    Best line ever

    • @last5902
      @last5902 Před 3 lety +8

      How the hell does this comment dont have any comments😂

    • @masmeong5179
      @masmeong5179 Před 3 lety +1

      @@last5902 I see what you mean, kind stranger.

    • @last5902
      @last5902 Před 3 lety

      @@masmeong5179 😂

    • @bjourdan
      @bjourdan Před 3 lety +1

      Screw turkey, it's dry.

    • @kikivon3501
      @kikivon3501 Před rokem +5

      On of my good college friends immigrated from China when she was about 13 years old. Her family celebrated thanksgiving but with Chinese food. She said they tried traditional thanksgiving food one year and they did not like the turkey. So they went back to thanksgiving with traditional Chinese food. Thanksgiving is good with any type of food.

  • @shirleychang7909
    @shirleychang7909 Před 4 lety +2160

    My hairstylist is a Malaysian Chinese lady, immigrated to America about 20 years ago. She only spoke Cantonese at the beginning. After settling down, she started to learn English and mandarin, she worked two shifts to make a living. On top of that, she had her degree and raised two kids to college . No complaints, no pointing fingers, only hard working and very positive and cheerful personality.

    • @nartanaiyer8653
      @nartanaiyer8653 Před 3 lety +42

      Wow . Mad respect .

    • @dreamyclown7185
      @dreamyclown7185 Před 3 lety +26

      Good for her but not everyone gets the same opportunity. She also didn't have to be afraid to get shot at her own home by the police in her country

    • @societyglitch9372
      @societyglitch9372 Před 3 lety +72

      @@dreamyclown7185 We don't complain. We just want things to work.

    • @VishtheFish101
      @VishtheFish101 Před 3 lety +8

      @@dreamyclown7185 Don't think anyone should fear that. Or else they're buying the media hype.

    • @roldy1584
      @roldy1584 Před 3 lety +18

      @@dreamyclown7185 clearly you don't understand anything about Malaysia or China

  • @Jen18lol
    @Jen18lol Před 3 lety +771

    “We need more Asian people in this country”
    Pregnant me: “I’m working on it!”

  • @JeckyJ
    @JeckyJ Před 5 lety +8915

    Now that I think about it, us asians should be scared of having an asian president. Can you imagine our parents?! New standards set at presidential level.

    • @alierchiang
      @alierchiang Před 5 lety +302

      Kimlong L every kid goes to school for 12 hours straight and no hamburger no video games

    • @masterchief272
      @masterchief272 Před 5 lety +172

      Pretty sure that standard has been lowered lol. Harder to be a Doctor.

    • @Sumatchi
      @Sumatchi Před 5 lety +157

      His last joke was about how it's easier to be president than a neurosurgeon lol

    • @lala_k05
      @lala_k05 Před 5 lety +24

      Voltage272 I’m still expected to be a doctor and my parents standards are like..higher than ever actually

    • @RD-ht6go
      @RD-ht6go Před 5 lety +14

      Aw fuck...

  • @DanielCruz-rr1el
    @DanielCruz-rr1el Před 5 lety +2549

    "no hatred here...just solutions" lmaoo the rules i live by hahahhaha

    • @yuegonghuamei6685
      @yuegonghuamei6685 Před 5 lety +18

      White Americans are only group obsessed with racist, bigotry and discrimination and hatred, causing the whole world bloody mess.

    • @Emajanashun
      @Emajanashun Před 5 lety +8

      Rui Qiang zeng lol this is incorrect. Or you must not go on social media where it’s “blame white ppl for everything” land

    • @trinhcuong-vy7tq
      @trinhcuong-vy7tq Před 5 lety +5

      @Steve Jarvis thank you, of course not all bad, too many are, just some few real big Americans are good too like mixed, Asians, Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese n communist etc. .. if America had lot Asians, it would not be dying, closed, scary, boring, stale, tense, empty, dead, racist, corrupted officials n officers, leaders, politicians, judges, abused cops, bloody protests, strykes, boycott n riots, homeless, addicts, drug user n seller, etc... else nice prosper n peace like at Asian towns, Chinatown, Hawaii, New York, California, Canada especially eastern Asians, heheheheh. If Asian Americans can hold top notch powerful position in America, then America not gonna turn into Africa but amazing Asian countries, hihihih.

    • @jenniferl9286
      @jenniferl9286 Před 5 lety +1

      Rui Qiang zeng that actually sounds kinda true on some levels but i feel like there’s probably some deep-rooted reasons why..so tbh i dont think we can really blame them

    • @charleskulvet4911
      @charleskulvet4911 Před 5 lety +3

      @Steve Jarvis
      Its not the average person's fault. Its the liberal media and their agenda---race issues being overblown to brainwash people. Look at police brutality narrative ---and the actual statistics. Same with the anti-white narrative. You'll be surprised most non-whites don't have any negative views towards whites--at least the way the media is trying to make it.

  • @jrpueyo7531
    @jrpueyo7531 Před 4 lety +929

    "We don't shut down for Christmas"
    This is so true given that I have duty at work today. Merry Christmas everyone.

  • @oscarmoxon102
    @oscarmoxon102 Před 4 lety +779

    While the protests rage on, this is more relevant than ever.
    He literally says 'who's kneeling on who', this guy predicted everything.

    • @sinyohuang2395
      @sinyohuang2395 Před 4 lety +10

      this is so bizzare

    • @chimarleywai
      @chimarleywai Před 3 lety +12

      He didn’t predict it he referenced an event that had already happened.

    • @amaladnan5522
      @amaladnan5522 Před 3 lety +32

      This is about the NFL player kneeling during the US anthem actually, not the Floyd incident

    • @ankushchauhan2133
      @ankushchauhan2133 Před 3 lety +6

      he was referencing to colin kaepernick kneeling

    • @soyitiel
      @soyitiel Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah I thought so too, about the NFL thing

  • @Brielle_the-beauty_GrIi
    @Brielle_the-beauty_GrIi Před 5 lety +1925

    Asian people 🤣🙌🙌.. "we don't care, we just want this to work!" 🙌🙌

  • @lichtstarke
    @lichtstarke Před 5 lety +3351

    Ronny Chieng 2020
    Slogan: We Don't Care!

    • @karentaner
      @karentaner Před 5 lety +10

      哈哈哈…!這個好哦!

    • @weilin1788
      @weilin1788 Před 5 lety +4

      yuanchen liu that’s gold!

    • @weilin1788
      @weilin1788 Před 5 lety +2

      yuanchen liu that’s gold!

    • @dodgingdurangos924
      @dodgingdurangos924 Před 5 lety +8

      Sadly, this is as close as we're going to get to seeing a real-life Asian-American presidential candidate invited onto late night T.V. shows. #YayDiversity

    • @jomontanee
      @jomontanee Před 5 lety +1

      You rock!

  • @gretchendthomas
    @gretchendthomas Před 4 lety +2216

    This stand up is aging very well.

    • @lankygangster2839
      @lankygangster2839 Před 4 lety +37

      What about now?

    • @dylanb659
      @dylanb659 Před 3 lety +4

      @@lankygangster2839 ikr

    • @PatriciaFreddy
      @PatriciaFreddy Před 3 lety +48

      Yes cause exactly a year from the date of the review, there is BLM riots and protest. NEED MORE ASIANS !

    • @ninetailsgaming2919
      @ninetailsgaming2919 Před 3 lety +20

      Aged like wine

    • @stanleyho8009
      @stanleyho8009 Před 3 lety +5

      Freddy Ho ASIAN LIVES MATTER!
      (We have same surname apparently 😂)

  • @yeelo5123
    @yeelo5123 Před 3 lety +70

    This guy deserves more views. He is really under look. He has pure jokes and is really one of the best Asian comedians.

    • @janblount
      @janblount Před 4 měsíci +1

      “One of the best Asian…” Whew. Some of us have a longer way to go than others.

  • @ziruiy.7102
    @ziruiy.7102 Před 5 lety +2396

    "I don't care"
    " Thanksgiving means nothing to me"
    😄😄😄😄😄😄👍👍👍👍👍
    He's saying the biggest truth in my mind

    • @karenedwards3668
      @karenedwards3668 Před 5 lety +1

      ZiRui Y. gng

    • @NellieKAdaba
      @NellieKAdaba Před 5 lety +3

      ZiRui Y. Me too 👍

    • @neelparmar6690
      @neelparmar6690 Před 5 lety +13

      Also he’s an Aussie and that holiday is non-existent here

    • @tatama5752
      @tatama5752 Před 5 lety +23

      @EveryDay He certainly knows about family and food, and Thanksgiving. It doesn't even take an American to understand that. He is a comedian and he was telling a joke.

    • @jensphynx
      @jensphynx Před 5 lety +13

      @EveryDay He definitely knows what Thanksgiving is for. And you don't know comedy and jokes so..not his problem I guess 🤣🤣🤣

  • @infinitude7625
    @infinitude7625 Před 5 lety +766

    "Do you know how meaningless the concept of Thanksgiving is to me?" LOL, I am Asian and I approve that message.

    • @NellieKAdaba
      @NellieKAdaba Před 5 lety +2

      infinitude I also approve. 👍

    • @gerry3RS
      @gerry3RS Před 4 lety +3

      Don’t care about thanksgiving or Christmas here. I should be president?

    • @JAW242
      @JAW242 Před 4 lety +1

      Do you realize how insignificant the Chinese New Year is? For any non-Chinese. You can flip it endlessly.

    • @EthanRom
      @EthanRom Před 4 lety +8

      J.A.W. One holiday verses a ton of western holidays.

    • @nickramundo6720
      @nickramundo6720 Před 4 lety +1

      Yes yes awesome let's get an asian in the White House so us americans can lose our traditions .. yeah fuck yeah

  • @lostpotato3302
    @lostpotato3302 Před 4 lety +587

    Be like Pandas! it's black it's white it's asian! hahaha! end of racism!

    • @aaronseet2738
      @aaronseet2738 Před 4 lety +14

      Never say no to panda.

    • @TheOrangeneck
      @TheOrangeneck Před 3 lety +1

      Hi Sinan this is not how racism works. Check out Claire Jean Kim if you like, she’s the OG here

    • @lostpotato3302
      @lostpotato3302 Před 3 lety +11

      TheOrangeneck hey there! Thank you I will make sure to check her out! It’s just I felt like I experienced a lot of racism, throughout the last couple of months I was spit at, ppl drive pass my with their middle finger up, and kids come up to me saying “Chinese Chinese you all have corona” and I just felt like at least I can say something that is kinda funny and make ppl laugh. But thank u for ur advice! Her lecture seems really interesting!! Good night!

    • @TheOrangeneck
      @TheOrangeneck Před 3 lety +2

      Sinan Zhao that’s so awful, I’m so sorry to hear that. Are there any Asian or Chinese or any type of racial justice organizations around you who you can connect with to fight this or just be safe? Really awful

    • @lostpotato3302
      @lostpotato3302 Před 3 lety +1

      TheOrangeneck hi there, I don’t think there is any? But my friends has been taking me out for walks and we hang out a lot which really really helped! Although the comments and actions of some people are really awful but I keep on telling myself that maybe there is a lesson here I can learn from, like still keeping up with school while under pressure. Thank u so much for listening to this, it’s really kind of you!

  • @calebdesir2040
    @calebdesir2040 Před 4 lety +245

    This just lets me know I need more Asian friends period💯😂

    • @numuves
      @numuves Před 4 lety +2

      haha thanks mate. I make vlogs and vids straight out of communist China if you're interested in seeing what its like here.

    • @dOVERanalyst
      @dOVERanalyst Před 3 lety +2

      Hahha I've vlogs out of India. 🥰

  • @davidn7026
    @davidn7026 Před 5 lety +708

    "screw turkey it's dry"
    MA MAN

  • @ararivadeneira7012
    @ararivadeneira7012 Před 5 lety +1133

    Listen, you don’t have to be just a neurosurgeon. 😂😂😂

    • @Dan-bt7bf
      @Dan-bt7bf Před 5 lety +75

      meaning: you be a neurosurgeon AND a president. that's what true asian parents think. you know, have something to fall back on

    • @ararivadeneira7012
      @ararivadeneira7012 Před 5 lety +10

      Dan Tien I get it. No need to explain it to me.

    • @anhphi100
      @anhphi100 Před 5 lety +5

      That will be the new utlimate goal of asian parents, poor kids xD

    • @genluna1221
      @genluna1221 Před 5 lety +6

      Asians are naturally hardworking and disciplined that they become successful no matter what. That coming from a Filipino, who are often lazy at home but very hardworking when we get to America because, you know, were getting paid more by the hour.

    • @patrickbonham949
      @patrickbonham949 Před 4 lety +1

      That's gold mate 😂👊

  • @gillianl8932
    @gillianl8932 Před 4 lety +247

    The only day that the Chinese take out near my house closes is on CNY. They're literally open every single day.

    • @paulwong3359
      @paulwong3359 Před 4 lety

      Indirectly i think that's Our Thanksgiving Celebrations , RestDays with the Food and Drinks galore at Home with the Family😁

  • @cdai216
    @cdai216 Před 4 lety +224

    This is an Asian political ad and I’m ok with it lmaoo

  • @noelvega6059
    @noelvega6059 Před 5 lety +3720

    Not left. Not right. But forward. Andrew Yang 2020!

  • @daleo79
    @daleo79 Před 5 lety +545

    I was expecting "a lawyer" or "doctor" at the end. But he got specific! 😂😂👏👏👏🏆

    • @Dan-bt7bf
      @Dan-bt7bf Před 5 lety +18

      just like any asian parents would've told their kids lol

    • @alierchiang
      @alierchiang Před 5 lety +14

      Not any doctor, you have to be THE NEURAL SURGEON!!!

    • @belovedone5588
      @belovedone5588 Před 5 lety +4

      he's asian. what do you expect. 😂

    • @TheDeluche
      @TheDeluche Před 4 lety +9

      i know! heart surgeon ain't good enough for asians these days. All the asian moms are watching dramas with neurosurgeons in it now!

    • @chungchihsu2000
      @chungchihsu2000 Před 4 lety +2

      Be a comedian is more exciting than neuro.

  • @e.deborah7256
    @e.deborah7256 Před 4 lety +146

    I like how Jimmy is dying in the background 😂

    • @Cantblendthis
      @Cantblendthis Před 3 lety +3

      Well yeah, that's because pretty much everyone else is funnier, scratch that, is actually funny =D

  • @leesteal4458
    @leesteal4458 Před 4 lety +87

    The Asian comics are so smart. This guy is gold. Hasan Minhaj is gold.

  • @otto7848
    @otto7848 Před 5 lety +746

    I actually don't see this as a stand-up but rather an asian president promotion plus savage truths😅

    • @stephenlaw8451
      @stephenlaw8451 Před 5 lety +25

      Andrew yang 2020!! 😂 let's get an Asian president in the white house

    • @TheDeluche
      @TheDeluche Před 4 lety +3

      i know right? Ronny is probably like..."that wasn't a stand-up" LOL

    • @gqgemini8249
      @gqgemini8249 Před 4 lety

      #yanggang

  • @johnpark5608
    @johnpark5608 Před 5 lety +1992

    He killed it lol and so true. Andrew Yang for 2020!

    • @emilygee6618
      @emilygee6618 Před 4 lety +3

      So you're going to vote based on the race of the candidate? That's just ignorant.

    • @moichibb
      @moichibb Před 4 lety +5

      @Bainsworth history of foreignors invading asian countries (e.g. WWII, Vietnam War) and inter-racial marriages are a thing (a great thing). Plus yall cant even say nyguen right, so we have english names.

    • @moichibb
      @moichibb Před 4 lety +1

      @@emilygee6618 it's a joke, not that deep.

    • @TheMoBrother
      @TheMoBrother Před 4 lety +1

      @andres masson Andrew Yang's solutions are pure genius. His proposals solve problems by offering better choices and anyone that listens to his clear vision is blessed with more insight about America today. Listen to this really excited Harvard Economic Professor explain why Andrew's ideas make so much sense. czcams.com/video/V_FAxlNiIZ0/video.html

    • @shadowstrike2594
      @shadowstrike2594 Před 2 lety

      @Bainsworth the secret is colonialism

  • @formoftherapy
    @formoftherapy Před 2 lety +181

    Yeah if you go to Seoul it’s like living in the future. They renovate and build new modern buildings in less than a year. MEANWHILE my old apartment block still ain’t done

  • @borgyoh
    @borgyoh Před 5 lety +349

    " there is no hatred here, just information" lol

  • @Yolpecharalim
    @Yolpecharalim Před 5 lety +277

    "You don't have to be just a neurosurgeon" kills me lol.

  • @soundsqueerbutokay
    @soundsqueerbutokay Před 4 lety +67

    "Thanksgiving means nothing to me" THERE HE SAID IT HAHAHAHAHA

  • @tianzining
    @tianzining Před 4 lety +134

    I am an Asian immigrant, the Thanksgiving part is 100% accurate! I will eat turkey only if I am starving to die!

    • @missylim7967
      @missylim7967 Před 4 lety +6

      I know! I don't get turkey. It's so bland and dry

    • @IamCHOSEN23
      @IamCHOSEN23 Před 3 lety +4

      Lol. I hear you. My family has a rule where we won't eat or will kindly reject Thanksgiving invitations. We let ours marinate at least overnight. Takes like a juicy, moist rotisserie chicken. Mmm mmm mmm.

    • @oliverislost
      @oliverislost Před 3 lety +3

      My family makes pork shoulder instead of turkey Thanksgiving

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh Před 3 lety

      Makes people sleepy, just like Big Corporations like it! Turn consumers into Butterballs.

    • @dumbolddoor9882
      @dumbolddoor9882 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah, mine makes pork roast. Usually with a side of fish sauce.

  • @MylesGmail
    @MylesGmail Před 4 lety +794

    Andrew Yang is getting my vote, he's the best candidate! I donated!!

    • @mellie3882
      @mellie3882 Před 4 lety +7

      He just dropped out.

    • @inanjarif1388
      @inanjarif1388 Před 4 lety +6

      Guys I'll run for president then. Instead of fixing the country,I'll give free dogs to dog people and free cats to cat people so they shut the hell up and let me watch cute animal videos in peace.

    • @captainteeko4579
      @captainteeko4579 Před 4 lety +5

      R W i mean would u have rather they endorsed trump? I don’t like Biden but I still prefer him over Satan 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @dragonsickness4561
      @dragonsickness4561 Před 4 lety +1

      We don't even have a democracy bro

    • @redcar9949
      @redcar9949 Před 4 lety +2

      Dang now I can't get my $1,000 bux

  • @venzoah
    @venzoah Před 5 lety +543

    Ronny is Yang Gang

    • @Jon-br8co
      @Jon-br8co Před 5 lety +15

      Damn straight... We all YangGang!

    • @f0repl4y
      @f0repl4y Před 5 lety +20

      I wonder if mainstream media is telling him he cannot endorse Andrew Yang on television. So this is his way of saying vote for an Asian president AKA YAng 2020!!

    • @momomomomomomo909
      @momomomomomomo909 Před 5 lety +6

      Then why did he give Yang such a shitty interview? Give Yang another proper chance on the daily show

    • @livinglegendlebron2374
      @livinglegendlebron2374 Před 5 lety +3

      Yang gang yang gang whole lotta gang shit

    • @ZhangBangsFury
      @ZhangBangsFury Před 4 lety +1

      Who isnt

  • @christianiguess7039
    @christianiguess7039 Před 4 lety +169

    I bet if more people saw this last year, Yang would still be running.

  • @nazilahhashim1870
    @nazilahhashim1870 Před 4 lety +152

    I'm starting to like this guy's jokes... I will follow his show and jokes events closely..yo make asians proud.... Peace from Malaysia

  • @Exen88
    @Exen88 Před 5 lety +763

    He’s describing Andrew Yang’s logical and solution driven mentality so accurately. Go Yang!

  • @jusbertmeza4424
    @jusbertmeza4424 Před 5 lety +394

    This guy needs a Netflix special

    • @blafoon93
      @blafoon93 Před 5 lety +41

      @Jeff B or you know, because he's good

    • @comicgeniousfan
      @comicgeniousfan Před 5 lety +23

      He has a whole show on there! It’s called Ronny Cheung international student

    • @greenmileyfan97
      @greenmileyfan97 Před 4 lety +5

      He does have one!

  • @aurobhatta
    @aurobhatta Před 4 lety +83

    I can totally relate as an Indian. I agree to all his points

  • @hotstar6742
    @hotstar6742 Před 3 lety +34

    I saw Ronnie at a small stand up show when he was first starting out. He was awesome at his impromptu stuff just hammering audience members for the first 10-15 minutes. I wish some of that stuff would come back up - whilst his prepared stuff is good - his stuff he does on the spot is even better.

  • @joepalmer436
    @joepalmer436 Před 5 lety +348

    When he said they were the only ones who ref objectively, I felt that 😂

    • @KienThucDoDay
      @KienThucDoDay Před 5 lety +8

      my white friends dislike me because i am objective on the issues facing this country

  • @ritamdutta8718
    @ritamdutta8718 Před 5 lety +488

    I love how he doesn’t mention Andrew Yang But all the comments are about him #YangGang

    • @kobebryant1265
      @kobebryant1265 Před 5 lety +18

      Im 1000 percent sure he was eluding to that...but didnt wanna make it soo obvious that it would take away from the set.

    • @SuSmallville
      @SuSmallville Před 5 lety +1

      That's because he doesn't give a fuck about American Politics... he's Malaysian Australian - he likes putting shrimp on the Barbeque

    • @loveislove2359
      @loveislove2359 Před 5 lety

      @@SuSmallville prawns

    • @kea8349
      @kea8349 Před 5 lety

      @SuSmallville prawns

    • @Deovera94
      @Deovera94 Před 4 lety +1

      bc Joe Biden is the only other Asian candidate 🙃

  • @EvieVermont
    @EvieVermont Před 2 lety +5

    We SOOO do need more Asian people in this country. Totally. This guy is hilarious and will only become more and more famous as he stays here and continues stand up. LOVE HIM on the Daily Show.

  • @averagestudent1158
    @averagestudent1158 Před 4 lety +412

    Finally, someone addressed Bohemian rhapsody.

    • @theperson8539
      @theperson8539 Před 4 lety +31

      I'd have to disagree, Bohemian Rhapsody is a brilliant song, if you don't like it, that's your opinion. A tad contradictory to mine, but ultimately stupid regardless. Plus he said it like Bohemian Rhapsody was written by a white guy... It wasn't.

    • @lilyisstrange7431
      @lilyisstrange7431 Před 4 lety +6

      You are the kid that listens to rap, aren't you?

    • @theperson8539
      @theperson8539 Před 4 lety +3

      LILY In Despair I hope not, I love rap songs and such as well, but I despise the idea that it would cause people to disrespect or deride the Classics. I feel like people can respect a diverse range of music, I personally love BTS, Eminem, Queen, The Beatles and many in between. So to me, it isn’t a fantasy, it’s real life and a legible fact.

    • @lilyisstrange7431
      @lilyisstrange7431 Před 4 lety +2

      @@theperson8539 He is not a part of a group of diverse listeners, he listens to the bitch ass rap of today. 100% there is no other way you think that bohemian Rhapsody is a bad or overrated song. Only kinds who don't know what music actually is can type that. I to enjoy rap, but not the popular shit. I too enjoy Kpop, but not the oversexualised popular crap, the good ones and the male ones. Thing is there is not a person alive that knows what good music is and doesn't like bohemian rhapsody and that is a fact.

    • @belushibelushi3841
      @belushibelushi3841 Před 4 lety +10

      But.... Bohemian Rhapsody is actually really good :(

  • @mmafan2223
    @mmafan2223 Před 5 lety +781

    Andrew Yang. Not left, not right. FORWARD

  • @Kingsnax12
    @Kingsnax12 Před 5 lety +948

    Damn guess I’m voting for Andrew Yang

    • @improvinginspeech7664
      @improvinginspeech7664 Před 5 lety +25

      yo a little noisy in the movie theater.

    • @RayyanKhanRayyanKhan
      @RayyanKhanRayyanKhan Před 5 lety +1

      @@Kingsnax12 ngl I laughed at Improving Inspeech comment hahaha

    • @Kingsnax12
      @Kingsnax12 Před 5 lety +6

      Rayyan Khan ngl fuck you too

    • @yuegonghuamei6685
      @yuegonghuamei6685 Před 5 lety +6

      After centuries real big Americans keep voting whitemen in whitehouse, America has been getting any better? NO, only getting worse and worse and about collapse, lot more tax, poors, homeless, starving, falling infrastructure, bridges, airports, tunnels, subways, factories, malls later, so it’s about time something new or someone fresh new asian Americans in charge to make it lot better, true free and fair for US all in rainbow house, hihihih.

    • @RayyanKhanRayyanKhan
      @RayyanKhanRayyanKhan Před 5 lety +3

      @@Kingsnax12 It was funny, get over yourself DAMN

  • @tourelevant364
    @tourelevant364 Před 2 lety +33

    “We don’t care about any of you.” That was wonderful!
    This standup comedy was perfectly delivered but a lot of folks wasn’t feeling it because Ronny put it too real. “We just want things to work.”

  • @laurab9867
    @laurab9867 Před rokem +19

    I am critical of most comedians... Ronny is sharp, on pointe and really funny. T-A-L-E-N-T-E-D! 😂🤭👍

  • @xxjswagxx
    @xxjswagxx Před 5 lety +903

    Asian president? I think i know a guy... YANGGANG2020 BABY!!!!!

    • @Mike-oi2th
      @Mike-oi2th Před 5 lety +4

      my friend very happy text me this clip "hey man. check this out. i think hes talking about Tulsi" . lol

    • @clonearmy77
      @clonearmy77 Před 4 lety +4

      Yang? No thank you. If you Yang supporters really are for "math" then one look into his "freedom dividend" will tell you Yang thinks you're all stupid. Typical Democrat offering free stuff that turns out to not actually be free.

    • @denisesorbet8104
      @denisesorbet8104 Před 4 lety +7

      ARC 77 you should take a look at what freedom dividend it. It is not ‘free stuff’ LOL. It’s one of the most capitalist idea, championed by Milton Friedman. Google it, perhaps it will change your mind, because it did to me. I used to think how stupid and socialist this thing is, but after researching it for quiet sometimes now, I can say this could not be further away from socialism. I would rather the money be in our hands than our government’s hands. I am a republican voter that has never voted for a democrat, I am voting for Andrew yang.

    • @clonearmy77
      @clonearmy77 Před 4 lety +2

      @@denisesorbet8104 I did Google it, and it's a scam. But if you want to fall for it, go ahead. I'm not. I will never vote for another Democrat. Ever. They're full of lies and empty promises. And obviously, you didn't research it enough if you don't realize how stupid the proposed "freedom dividend" is and how in the end, you're actually losing money.

    • @ziyad1809
      @ziyad1809 Před 4 lety

      @@clonearmy77 ah yes because Trump is a very honest person lmao
      Genuinely deluded mate fuck off

  • @austinfj4564
    @austinfj4564 Před 5 lety +131

    2:50 "yang gang!"

  • @jvaish
    @jvaish Před 2 lety +30

    Watching Ronny feels like I'm watching somebody on their break from work or on their way to a party; someone who decided to come by and drop a few funny lines while he's on his way to a gala or important meeting and is entertaining the plebeians for a bit.

  • @dankool688
    @dankool688 Před 4 lety +51

    I have Asian friends and they'll the coolest..They're truly there when you need them!

    • @numuves
      @numuves Před 4 lety +2

      haha thanks mate. I make vlogs and vids straight out of communist China if you're interested in seeing what its like here.

    • @dOVERanalyst
      @dOVERanalyst Před 3 lety +1

      Hello from India. I see this China vlog thing. So, I'm gonna say, I got Indian vlogs from India. Lol.

    • @alvinchan5934
      @alvinchan5934 Před 3 lety +1

      @@numuves I wish to point out to you, that if you are one of those who equate Asian / Asia as = China, then sorry to say, it doesn't matter where you are / from / going to, you still need to go out to see the world more. I am tired of seeing CCP critics or supporters alike talking about what CCP does, and assumes that it represents Asia. If there is no stereotype of White / Western = American, then there should likewise be no stereotype of Asia = China / CCP / whatever. It doesn't work that way and it never has to.

    • @rui3987
      @rui3987 Před 3 lety

      Alvin Chan CCP doesn’t not equal Chinese. CCP is CCP. Chinese is chinese

    • @alvinchan5934
      @alvinchan5934 Před 3 lety

      @@rui3987 Why are you telling me. Tell it to the rest of the world who doesn't get it.

  • @Shalombrothers
    @Shalombrothers Před 5 lety +97

    We are from Singapore. And this is Awesome! And TRUE. We fix things.

  • @carloronaldo6431
    @carloronaldo6431 Před 5 lety +371

    😂 😂 “in your ongoing race war” 😂 😂

  • @gregtai7750
    @gregtai7750 Před 4 lety +10

    keep coming back for Ronny, damn this is gold.

  • @marktheshark9685
    @marktheshark9685 Před 5 lety +151

    I Don't usually React or have a Genuine Laugh when seeing Many Stand-Up Videos on CZcams...
    But "THIS" Guy was LEGIT FUNNY AF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @nehaprasad146
      @nehaprasad146 Před 5 lety +1

      Why is this in quotes are you talking about some other guy

  • @polarojanbagger4758
    @polarojanbagger4758 Před 5 lety +21

    “No hatred. It’s just information..”. I love it

  • @exodusdiva2295
    @exodusdiva2295 Před 4 lety +32

    I did not realise how hilarious he is. Big fan of his now

  • @anahitag06
    @anahitag06 Před 3 lety +5

    “You don’t have to be just a neurosurgeon.” Oh god this is so true.😂😂😂😂

  • @crazieeez
    @crazieeez Před 5 lety +524

    "You don't have to be a neurosurgeon" hahaha that's it! :D

    • @HanQ28
      @HanQ28 Před 5 lety +18

      I’m Asian, in college, and crying now😭 too sad too true

    • @Delboy0
      @Delboy0 Před 5 lety +7

      This is very 1990s dated Asian stereotype that all Asians are smart. If you go by actual statistics the most educated group in the US is American born West Africans who hold more degrees per person than any group above Asians, Jews and White people. But who needs truth when you can rely on outdated stereotypes.

    • @mslenawong
      @mslenawong Před 5 lety +15

      "You don't have to be *just* a neurosurgeon" so you still need to be one... lol

    • @Delboy0
      @Delboy0 Před 5 lety +3

      indigo_blue what does Africa being poor have to do with West Africans being the most educated group in the USA? Here is a quick history lesson Africa is poor because Europeans stole resources for 400 years. Japan, China and South Korea are rich countries because Europeans didn’t colonise them and steal their resources for centuries

    • @Delboy0
      @Delboy0 Před 5 lety +3

      @Viper 47 Don't lump African American stats with West African stats in the US as they are too different groups. West Africans don't descend from slaves and the impact of slavery greatly reduces the education performance of African Americans because it was essentially illegal for slaves to be educated for 200 years and it was punishable by death if a slave could read. 4 in 5 West Africans in the US have an American degree, far higher than Asian population. Also in the UK, one of the best education systems in the world where East Asians send their kids learn, West Africans also outperform Asians there. 78% of West African kids get 7 or more As, more than any other group.

  • @powerWithinUs4055
    @powerWithinUs4055 Před 5 lety +492

    Timing is perfect, perfect delivery...........funny stuff...Drink your latte and shut the hell up....

  • @justanotherweirdo11
    @justanotherweirdo11 Před 4 lety +12

    3:42 I love the American Jewish tradition of going to a Chinese restaurant for Christmas.

  • @ZZealot
    @ZZealot Před 4 lety +12

    "Turkey is dry" hahaha so true

  • @AB-hi6ru
    @AB-hi6ru Před 5 lety +153

    Andrew Yang 2020!!!!!

  • @indycustommade3568
    @indycustommade3568 Před 5 lety +321

    A new twist on comedy. I like it. Very funny. Unfortunately he is kind of right.

    • @michaelanderson2385
      @michaelanderson2385 Před 5 lety +3

      Like he's right wing or he's correct?

    • @CockatooDude
      @CockatooDude Před 5 lety +16

      There is actually a fact based Asian guy running for president, check him out, because he's got my vote: www.yang2020.com

  • @LargestClassifieds
    @LargestClassifieds Před 3 lety +6

    No hatred, just information. LoL.

  • @coachpaulbusinessenglishen3764

    Love this guy with his fearless witty humor!

  • @tkcaapi2876
    @tkcaapi2876 Před 4 lety +10

    killed it. props to jimmy for giving Ronny a solid 5min set . 🤟

  • @wickedlsdragon7030
    @wickedlsdragon7030 Před 5 lety +194

    "Asian president in the white house." ANDREW YANG 2020!!!!!!

  • @josedavila6414
    @josedavila6414 Před 5 lety +53

    •slap in the face• do your job!! Love it lol

  • @Ricangelo
    @Ricangelo Před 4 lety +82

    Asians don't close for anything.
    That's actually very true. Lol.

  • @fireworks4543
    @fireworks4543 Před 3 lety +34

    wow he can crack jokes without using F*** words. Kalo to u buddy.

  • @viren8729
    @viren8729 Před 5 lety +83

    2:51 Someone said Yang Gang

  • @izzaamazing9277
    @izzaamazing9277 Před 3 lety +17

    He's right, but why do I feel like crying inside 😂😂😂

  • @fishingwithsofthands9096
    @fishingwithsofthands9096 Před 4 lety +7

    This guys delivery is spot on. Well done Ronny 👍

  • @brucesandford7971
    @brucesandford7971 Před 5 lety +18

    I like how he is being funny and bringing up a lot of real issues need to be addressed at the same time

  • @clumsiii
    @clumsiii Před 5 lety +232

    after that interview with Andrew Yang where Ronny didn't even let Yang speak............. I forgive you now Ronny Chieng

    • @RevolutionaryThinking
      @RevolutionaryThinking Před 4 lety +1

      What a hypocrite if we need an Asian President why would you condescend to an Asian running for President?

    • @songwu5028
      @songwu5028 Před 4 lety +2

      Revolutionary Thinking that was the style of the interview. If you watch field interviews by the daily show, you will see all of them are like that

    • @RevolutionaryThinking
      @RevolutionaryThinking Před 4 lety +3

      @@songwu5028 Fair enough and he finally got Trevor Noah to take him seriously.

    • @makesmefeellikeatalltree8250
      @makesmefeellikeatalltree8250 Před 4 lety

      what interview. can you provide a link?

    • @tylerdurden3722
      @tylerdurden3722 Před 4 lety

      @@makesmefeellikeatalltree8250
      czcams.com/video/OFvJ8J5pK4A/video.html
      I don't think he meant offence.

  • @bishmartul2163
    @bishmartul2163 Před 3 lety +4

    Jimmy laughing at the back 🤣🤣

  • @mariepanimdim4303
    @mariepanimdim4303 Před 3 lety +3

    I just stumbled on Ronny Chieng... I'm so happy and laughing!!! Amazing~~ Everyone I know will see this. LOL

  • @mini-jt9kc
    @mini-jt9kc Před 4 lety +70

    as an asian, i relate so much about not caring about most of the shit lollllll

  • @jerichogonzales3210
    @jerichogonzales3210 Před 4 lety +13

    "Screw turkey! It's dry!" - The truest of truths.

    • @bjsmashu
      @bjsmashu Před 2 lety

      Turkey is literally instant death. Lol

  • @antigravity6
    @antigravity6 Před 3 lety +2

    Roney Chang 2024 !
    Slogan: 'Hu cares !'
    🤣

  • @ThisIsBrent199x
    @ThisIsBrent199x Před 4 lety +6

    This hits different in June 2020

  • @mxchic05
    @mxchic05 Před 5 lety +90

    ANDREW YANG 2020!!! HIS POLITICS ARE VERY LOGICAL! LOOK IT UP!

  • @danxfabsab9331
    @danxfabsab9331 Před 5 lety +53

    That thanks giving day sentiment and shutdown during Christmas was so funny.

  • @EVERYWHERE_MAN
    @EVERYWHERE_MAN Před 3 lety +5

    Alternate title Seven giving speech

  • @gt_forexsignals9001
    @gt_forexsignals9001 Před 3 lety

    Love and Light from 🇿🇦 South Africa , this Dude is funny.. 😂😂😂

  • @pitachan
    @pitachan Před 4 lety +7

    “We work through public holidays” - 😂

  • @serenaasanchez328
    @serenaasanchez328 Před 4 lety +12

    "You don't care about us, and we don't care about you." 😂

  • @engguan1
    @engguan1 Před 2 lety +1

    I cried out loud when Ronnie said i don't hv to be a neurosurgeon. A fan from Singapore

    • @barnred8887
      @barnred8887 Před 2 lety

      He said “You don’t have to be JUST a neurosurgeon.”

  • @user-ti2xi9bd4u
    @user-ti2xi9bd4u Před 3 lety +1

    “We don’t shut down on Christmas 🎄 “ bruh 😂 that’s 100% accurate

  • @X-Kid_Z
    @X-Kid_Z Před 5 lety +175

    I'm Asian and I LOVE Queen. Oh and, #Yang2020 (not just cuz he's Asian. #MATH...yeah, I know...)

    • @NellieKAdaba
      @NellieKAdaba Před 5 lety

      X-Kid Z I love Queen since the 90s.

    • @jyeung528
      @jyeung528 Před 5 lety +3

      I wasn't feeling that, Bohemian Rhapsody is awesome.

    • @asterixe1
      @asterixe1 Před 4 lety +1

      I think most Asians like Bohemian Rhapsody...just like everyone else.

  • @jessiahy
    @jessiahy Před 5 lety +31

    Yasss!! Andrew Yang For Pres!! YASSSSS!!!

  • @user-uh9jv7nx2b
    @user-uh9jv7nx2b Před 4 lety +43

    WE JUST WANT THINGS TO WORK

  • @barbourgirl78
    @barbourgirl78 Před rokem

    I feel the same about "Bohemian Rhapsody!" That and "Uptown Funk." Effing word salads, 😆!

  • @tomboss9940
    @tomboss9940 Před 5 lety +56

    It's obviously a Stand-Up: The public stood up applauding at the end.

  • @lace8585
    @lace8585 Před 5 lety +6

    Wow standing ovation good job Ronny