Apples And Oranges | Ronny Chieng | Sydney Comedy Festival

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  • @Mary_Lee2395
    @Mary_Lee2395 Před 3 lety +2735

    I’ve always think Ronny has anger issue and his therapist suggested he takes it out on comedy 😂

    • @shreyasp3287
      @shreyasp3287 Před 3 lety +22

      Do therapist really suggest that that's a good way

    • @markuss4133
      @markuss4133 Před 3 lety +22

      Gotta talk to mine then. Would much prefer it to my pills

    • @chernxbyl9140
      @chernxbyl9140 Před 3 lety +3

      I’ve always thought *

    • @brittneydawn2429
      @brittneydawn2429 Před 3 lety +1

      I can see it!!!! Lmao

    • @mariarak8328
      @mariarak8328 Před 3 lety +4

      I just wanted to write something along those lines, but you beat me to it :)

  • @vivienlegeisha3425
    @vivienlegeisha3425 Před 4 lety +2505

    Hahahahahaha. “Because I’m from an elite law school and I will argue until I win or until one of us dies!” LOVE IT!

    • @LelaosXVI
      @LelaosXVI Před 3 lety +16

      Sums up my toxic relationship.

    • @tonyrungsiri9738
      @tonyrungsiri9738 Před 3 lety +20

      Win the battle, lose the war ha ha

    • @a.castillo2190
      @a.castillo2190 Před 2 lety +4

      Always my favorite part of that joke! Ronnie is hilarious

    • @hanscombe72
      @hanscombe72 Před 2 lety

      That’s annoying! It’s like all of law school is about trial procedure and moot court! How many lawyers actually go inside a court room?

    • @dysmissme7343
      @dysmissme7343 Před 2 lety

      😂😂😂

  • @betaman2009
    @betaman2009 Před 4 lety +2286

    "I'm a really down to earth guy but I'm becoming really famous" 🤣🤣😂😂

  • @TimLimDimSims
    @TimLimDimSims Před 4 lety +2473

    Its cool how fluidly his accent weaves between Malaysian and American.

    • @FelixOner
      @FelixOner Před 3 lety +14

      So many likes, no comments?

    • @remymartin5800
      @remymartin5800 Před 3 lety +17

      Ya right we in Malaysia speak better English then some puck in America PUCK . It’s just we don’t us vulgar word to make our accents sound nonsense

    • @FelixOner
      @FelixOner Před 3 lety +3

      @Filthy Animal We have spanish and mandarin.

    • @travisharmon7757
      @travisharmon7757 Před 3 lety +35

      @@remymartin5800 if you're so good at English, I'd recommend improving your grammar hahaha you're missing a few words there buddy.

    • @remymartin5800
      @remymartin5800 Před 3 lety +4

      Petrol Face I like it so much and that’s what I call the best trolling

  • @ajp1282
    @ajp1282 Před 4 lety +1947

    Ronny Chieng's rage makes him super funny.

  • @travismester
    @travismester Před 3 lety +305

    “I successfully argued my way out of that relationship”🥶😎😂

  • @garyweglarz
    @garyweglarz Před 4 lety +1227

    "I just compared apples to oranges!" "It can be done!" - love it.

    • @sho9214
      @sho9214 Před 4 lety +2

      garyweglarz this is so funny

    • @hikikomorihachiman7491
      @hikikomorihachiman7491 Před 4 lety +1

      garyweglarz
      Could you explain why?
      I didn’t get it.

    • @sho9214
      @sho9214 Před 4 lety +18

      hikikomori hachiman usually people say comparing Apple with Apple to make sure they are comprising something similar or comparable

    • @XBoxwolf
      @XBoxwolf Před 4 lety

      Ruined the joke

  • @camthedestroyer1490
    @camthedestroyer1490 Před 4 lety +255

    “I will debate you until I win or one of us dies” 😂

  • @Ai404Ai
    @Ai404Ai Před 3 lety +281

    “zero tolerance for literally everything” that’s his unique style

  • @BronzDano
    @BronzDano Před 4 lety +1343

    My new favorite comedian. Who’s here after “Asian comedian destroys America”?

  • @_wciv3820
    @_wciv3820 Před 4 lety +732

    “It’s really tacky on purpose cause he’s a genius..” 😂😂😂

    • @drewduguid4891
      @drewduguid4891 Před 4 lety

      _ wciv hard facts 💯💯 lol

    • @rp9674
      @rp9674 Před 2 lety

      My lucky day I took it to 666 likes

  • @gueverdura6717
    @gueverdura6717 Před 3 lety +214

    One of the comics who never laughs or smiles to help the crowd know it's funny.

    • @L0_V
      @L0_V Před 3 lety +1

      Good observation , your smart

    • @kathleenray1827
      @kathleenray1827 Před 2 lety +2

      Do you need help to know if this is funny??? 😂

    • @rp9674
      @rp9674 Před 2 lety

      I can't do that, I'm too funny, no one gets it, that's why I laugh at my own jokes.

    • @heyryanisonx3141
      @heyryanisonx3141 Před 2 lety +1

      Anthony Jeselnik is the master at this

  • @knunniek.9304
    @knunniek.9304 Před 2 lety +5

    “ Who’s the bitch NOW “ lol that made my day.

  • @shushuyu
    @shushuyu Před 2 lety +3

    pfft "i successfully argued my way out of that relationship"

  • @reiofsunshine5721
    @reiofsunshine5721 Před 2 lety +36

    I love that he gave a condensed analysis about Ebonics in American Hiphop lyrics and their connotations that are usually misinterpreted by white or non-black listeners.

  • @annmclaughlin9496
    @annmclaughlin9496 Před 4 lety +291

    Love his humor and intellect!

    • @TUFFGUNN
      @TUFFGUNN Před 4 lety +18

      I bet you McLaughed at his jokes.

    • @AdityaKashi
      @AdityaKashi Před 4 lety +6

      @@TUFFGUNN I laughed more reading this than I did watching the video.

    • @TUFFGUNN
      @TUFFGUNN Před 4 lety

      Aditya 🤣🤣 thanks

    • @jazzyjazz9872
      @jazzyjazz9872 Před 3 lety

      @@TUFFGUNN 😂😂😂😂

    • @jazzyjazz9872
      @jazzyjazz9872 Před 3 lety +1

      @@AdityaKashi 😂😂😂😂

  • @MrEdTheHorsey
    @MrEdTheHorsey Před 2 lety +22

    The Kanye lyric he mentioned was quite LITERALLY the lyric I thought he was going to mention omg 😂😂😂 Only because I DID get asked this, the exact same way!

  • @doey1841
    @doey1841 Před 4 lety +281

    "Go home safe" lol def malaysian uncle

  • @svpjef
    @svpjef Před 2 lety +139

    I'm glad Ronnie went to America and made it there. Australia clearly had no idea how to utilize him on TV. He's a very smart guy. That 1984 joke went way over the Audiences head.

    • @fastacelzapacescu5445
      @fastacelzapacescu5445 Před 2 lety +5

      They are still in 1984....

    • @kunaladhikari5215
      @kunaladhikari5215 Před 2 lety +5

      @@fastacelzapacescu5445 ayo at least we ain’t in 1897 racially LMAO

    • @Douchebagus
      @Douchebagus Před rokem +2

      It didn't go over the audience's head, it just wasn't that good of a joke.

  • @richardwynh
    @richardwynh Před 4 lety +192

    His Netflix special is amazing!

  • @thewoodmoose
    @thewoodmoose Před 2 lety +4

    "I will debate you til I win or one of us dies."😂

  • @Lochlanist
    @Lochlanist Před 4 lety +75

    You listen to electric music for base drops. You listen to this guy for sheer anger drops. The build up is so awesome before his blood pressure blows.

  • @christineferreira2181
    @christineferreira2181 Před 3 lety +32

    Ronny actually comparing apples to oranges made me lose it

  • @nicoles_handle
    @nicoles_handle Před 4 lety +181

    "it can be done" once again, fellow asian brother proving that asians can do just about anything

    • @skandamurgan4378
      @skandamurgan4378 Před 4 lety +1

      You should hear about standup comedy about paper weights .This standup comedy prove that paperweight is a product with no flaws

  • @Jameslawz
    @Jameslawz Před 2 lety +49

    I love his Malay accent, makes him sound smarter than the smartest person in the room lol. I like how he breaks down the English language which is full of broken lingo, phrases and sayings that are pretty much out dated but still in circulation in regular speech today, foreigners who grasp the English language always tend to find these errors and it always sounds funny when they say it back to you, then you realize how silly those concepts are when you think about it.

  • @nayelischoice
    @nayelischoice Před 2 lety +27

    Usually, when someone’s rage comes out, I run. But not with Ronny, I stay and laugh.

  • @machetedonttweet1343
    @machetedonttweet1343 Před 4 lety +140

    I have to see this guy live before I die. The first time I saw Richard Pryor, he was opening for Patti LaBelle. The next time, 4 years later, Patti was opening for him.

    • @MissLinkinParkLover
      @MissLinkinParkLover Před 4 lety

      Jazz Heart rooting for you, hope you’ll get a reply one day!

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 Před 4 lety

      This comment has 69 likes.

    • @hotstar6742
      @hotstar6742 Před 2 lety +1

      Ronnie really has evolved since he became big. I saw him in a small theatre with only I’d say about 30-40 people originally and he was awesome but it was actually his off the cuff stuff that was brilliant. He was picking out and hammering people in the audience so well - e.g. the guy who was late had nowhere to hide. His prepared stuff was not as good before but really good now. I will always remember though that show and his ability just to tear people apart comedically demonstrating his wit and intellect (ie unprepared material).

  • @Super27051973
    @Super27051973 Před 3 lety +35

    "Are you big brother from 1984?"
    that made the day of my nerd brain

  • @Starborn3000
    @Starborn3000 Před 2 lety +5

    God Bless you!! I love your sarcastic humor!!! lmfao!!

  • @NNA1984
    @NNA1984 Před měsícem +1

    "I successfully argue my way out of the relationship", haha.

  • @nerfherder4284
    @nerfherder4284 Před 2 lety +8

    Ronny is an hilarious and intelligent comedian.. He really does need his own show, like The Colbert Report. 👍🏻

  • @AT-zr9tv
    @AT-zr9tv Před 2 lety +7

    He's so good at being the angry nerd

  • @Vohlfied
    @Vohlfied Před 4 lety +165

    It's really tacky
    on purpose, 'cause he's a genius
    XD

  • @laescritora174
    @laescritora174 Před 3 lety +23

    He is brilliant. I am sure he's a long lost emotional relative and not aware of being part Colombian but it shows. This Auntie is so proud of you, as lawyers we know about arguing til we win, or the other side dies. Proud tears.

  • @CarolM263
    @CarolM263 Před 4 lety +86

    I just compared apples to oranges 🍊😝🤣💯

  • @IKillGoliath
    @IKillGoliath Před 9 lety +403

    finally a funny comedian who doesn't have to swear to get a laugh. he is naturally funny doesn't need to hide behind crudity.

    • @neelparmar6690
      @neelparmar6690 Před 7 lety +3

      On the other hand there's Alex Williamson. His videos are good but his show was terrible, full of profanities, gruesome content and drug references and worst of all, it wasn't even one bit funny.

    • @jarenkunz7935
      @jarenkunz7935 Před 4 lety +14

      He did sware

    • @DrinkmoWater.
      @DrinkmoWater. Před 4 lety

      5:20

    • @MRWDL800
      @MRWDL800 Před 4 lety +7

      Wahhhh cuss words

    • @21moopster
      @21moopster Před 4 lety +11

      @Paul O'Reilly ... because b&*ch is not a swear word???
      Right.

  • @preston74
    @preston74 Před 3 lety +18

    "If I agree with you then we would both be wrong. " = I'm single

  • @christineferreira2965
    @christineferreira2965 Před 4 lety +5

    I love the angry delivery

  • @solidsnake3861
    @solidsnake3861 Před 2 lety +7

    he is like the asianbill burr in his rage and love it

  • @quaintabyss5696
    @quaintabyss5696 Před 3 lety +21

    God. I love him haha he always brings me joy. This guy is a work of art.

  • @mariamindful6510
    @mariamindful6510 Před 3 lety +8

    "it's a hypothetical" amen. Lol

  • @timothytayntor
    @timothytayntor Před 2 lety +8

    I absolutely love his material and how he goes about jokes!

  • @toxsicxr8ford57
    @toxsicxr8ford57 Před 4 lety +53

    Definitely one of the best comedians around

  • @drakebushmire227
    @drakebushmire227 Před 3 lety +6

    Everyone gangsta till Malaysian Ben Shapiro starts breaking down lyrics to a Kanye West song

  • @lightonstillwaters6789
    @lightonstillwaters6789 Před 4 lety +41

    I am still laughing as I scrolled down and type this...slightly out of breath.

  • @tourelevant364
    @tourelevant364 Před 2 lety +3

    I really like 👍 Ronny Chieng. He is a good comedian. He looks serious but his jokes actually hits hard.

  • @andreasthomassimo8198
    @andreasthomassimo8198 Před 3 lety +8

    Thats how I win the battle but lose the war, LOL!

  • @cherryd8285
    @cherryd8285 Před 2 lety +12

    Profound life lesson from Ronny chieng... My takeaway from his hilarious story is to not argue my way out of a relationship...😄😂

  • @vincentprigioni2504
    @vincentprigioni2504 Před 3 lety +16

    His humour is so clever. He must be good in maths🤣😂

  • @JM-sm8ir
    @JM-sm8ir Před 2 lety +4

    Love the way he says Salmon, too funny! It's adorable!

  • @ayulegesse9196
    @ayulegesse9196 Před 3 lety +8

    i successfully argued my way out of relationship😂😂😂

  • @hanaaazhar9178
    @hanaaazhar9178 Před 3 lety +3

    "Are you big brother from 1984?" 🤣🤣

  • @MrsGbda
    @MrsGbda Před 2 lety +6

    I love his accent!

  • @nicolab4996
    @nicolab4996 Před 4 lety +20

    Omg I love everything that comes out of his mouth he is hilarious 😂 😍

  • @booklover5800
    @booklover5800 Před 3 lety +7

    Man, I love this.

  • @evanschneider9587
    @evanschneider9587 Před 3 lety +5

    How he set up the apples to oranges thing was great

  • @jennifersantillana9738
    @jennifersantillana9738 Před 4 lety +35

    He's Freakin hilarious!

  • @Tophkaneki
    @Tophkaneki Před 3 lety +19

    Its reall tacky on purpose cause hes a genius..truer words have
    never been spoken

  • @terrybrimecombe8372
    @terrybrimecombe8372 Před 3 lety +5

    Ronny is a genius!!!

  • @bassaddress919
    @bassaddress919 Před 3 lety +2

    That apples to oranges bit was brilliant.

  • @kamikaze4172
    @kamikaze4172 Před 3 lety +8

    I think that's one of the few times I heard a comedian say "get home safe" at the end of his act

    • @baron17
      @baron17 Před 2 lety +2

      So that they can buy tickets to his next show

    • @kamikaze4172
      @kamikaze4172 Před 2 lety

      @@baron17 Clever

  • @xuan.1611
    @xuan.1611 Před 4 lety +19

    THIS RAGE! THIS RAGE MADE MY DAY.

  • @therealbs2000
    @therealbs2000 Před 4 lety +12

    1:13 that moment when ronnie chieng confirms he is IRL guy from russell peters' "HEY! BE A MAN" bit...
    "You save fifty cent here, you go to the other store you save another fifty, then you go to the dollar store you buy something else."

  • @0v3rK1llval
    @0v3rK1llval Před 2 lety +1

    “Are you big brother from 1984”
    Ah, a fellow literature enthusiast, OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!

  • @jeremycrampton8781
    @jeremycrampton8781 Před 3 lety +9

    reminds me of ralphie may "You can either be right or happy"

  • @exodusdiva2295
    @exodusdiva2295 Před 4 lety +15

    Lol the power of debate!

  • @Ill_trigger_you_lol
    @Ill_trigger_you_lol Před 4 lety +31

    That was a strong opening 🤣

  • @TonGolem
    @TonGolem Před 4 lety +9

    This kid is going places!

  • @klaudiaalvarez1373
    @klaudiaalvarez1373 Před 4 lety +4

    I love this guy

  • @kitten778
    @kitten778 Před 4 lety +9

    He’s amazing!

  • @ttuindoin
    @ttuindoin Před 3 lety +6

    Ronny Chieng's stand-ups are so much funnier than his daily show gig.

    • @tirhas5555
      @tirhas5555 Před rokem

      I would love for Rony Cheng take the Daily Show now that Trevor left. I actually became a fan of him on the daily show before I started watching his stand up. He is not only comedian but intelligent as well and the daily show needs an intellect i my opinion.

  • @elvinchong6340
    @elvinchong6340 Před 2 lety +3

    as always. Comedy Genius. you go ronny

  • @BBiGiBB
    @BBiGiBB Před 3 lety +3

    It's how you win in a battle but lose in a war for fk sake that was hilarious

  • @zajnat9747
    @zajnat9747 Před 2 lety +2

    He’s one serious comedian.

  • @vanessamichellelee
    @vanessamichellelee Před 4 lety +3

    I am soo glad you are getting famous. Great humor.

  • @sirhenry8961
    @sirhenry8961 Před 4 lety +1

    Your energy in putting that angry face is hilarious...

  • @jimwallace3441
    @jimwallace3441 Před 2 lety +2

    Love this guy.

  • @hermask815
    @hermask815 Před 3 lety +5

    Innovative way to end a relationship.

  • @doreenbowman9093
    @doreenbowman9093 Před 2 lety +3

    I love this !

  • @chrysalis_R
    @chrysalis_R Před 2 lety +3

    The camera started shaking midway , and I realized the cameraman started laughing and started to shake the handle

  • @brandorando6377
    @brandorando6377 Před 2 lety +2

    LMAO my gf randomly hears part of this and turns around while she's on the phone and says that's stupid hahaha

  • @thestonemaroc
    @thestonemaroc Před 4 lety +52

    He's so well read. Digging the George Orwell reference.

    • @phildinh852
      @phildinh852 Před 4 lety +7

      Not really, 1984 is on 7th grade reading list.

    • @WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU
      @WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU Před 4 lety +1

      Well read? Lmfao am I well read for referencing to kill a mockingbird

    • @monbjra
      @monbjra Před 4 lety +1

      @@phildinh852 Not in asia where this dude grew up.

    • @BadassLapin
      @BadassLapin Před 3 lety

      Fun fact: the world in the 1984 was an innuendo of britain instead of the common connotation which is the USSR

  • @michaelzheng2198
    @michaelzheng2198 Před 4 lety +4

    That is my dad explaining math to me

  • @lukerandall7718
    @lukerandall7718 Před 3 lety +3

    I ASPIRE to be as good at arguing as this man. goddamn.

  • @jennifervela8804
    @jennifervela8804 Před 4 měsíci

    Keep making the world laugh your awesome!!

  • @NefariousDreary
    @NefariousDreary Před 8 lety +23

    Lol hilarious

  • @s.akhtarjoomun263
    @s.akhtarjoomun263 Před rokem

    Ronny and Trevor are amazing

  • @KevRamon
    @KevRamon Před rokem

    That was great!

  • @Bammersax
    @Bammersax Před 2 lety +1

    His accents gotten a lot better these days lol

  • @tclass99
    @tclass99 Před 2 lety +1

    I love how angry he gets lol… he’s like an Asian Bill Burr 😂

  • @p.s8366
    @p.s8366 Před 4 lety +1

    U deserve more like ❤

  • @ladymarycrawley6613
    @ladymarycrawley6613 Před rokem

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 died at oranges

  • @lachygordon506
    @lachygordon506 Před 2 lety

    Hahahaha Ronny is the man!

  • @jouasong8
    @jouasong8 Před 4 lety +1

    Omg he is awesome

  • @khiaratt
    @khiaratt Před 3 lety

    omg Ronny Chieng pre-suit / suit-less 😂

  • @arsenedinzaumbudi5286
    @arsenedinzaumbudi5286 Před 4 lety +2

    It's funny to see comedians do the same jokes in 2 different sets at 2 different clubs in 2 different videos

  • @sikskillz2186
    @sikskillz2186 Před 2 lety +1

    ingenious, that’s extremely funny.

  • @forthesakeofsanityandsuch9331

    "What are you, punishing him for his thoughts now"? Er, something tells me that we should have at least lightly pressed kanye's breaks in 2014...

  • @Smilebefine
    @Smilebefine Před 3 lety +1

    He's so funny 😆😆

  • @angelierobin927
    @angelierobin927 Před 4 lety +8

    That 1984 reference tho 😂😂