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  • @AbaNPreach
    @AbaNPreach  Před 3 lety +13835

    -------COYS-------- Translating English to english -------COYS--------
    "Youre Buff, I allow you" = youre hot so ill let this pass"
    "Peng ting"= Fine woman
    You know dem way dere? = Youknowhaimsaiyen
    Blud = Bro.
    Bruv = Bro.
    Universal Credit = Welfare.
    Gyal = Girl
    Buttahz = Ugly person
    Tia & Tamera = A woman's jugs. Tia & Tamera are twins.
    Gang Business = ... GANG BUSINESS INNIT?
    Wagwan = What's going on

  • @ExpressionsOozing
    @ExpressionsOozing Před 3 lety +35047

    Yoooo i love these guys 🤣🤣🤣 thank you my g’s 🙏🏾

    • @AbaNPreach
      @AbaNPreach  Před 3 lety +9015

      Make a straight comedy channel so we can funnel ppl there. You're too funny to just do content on the Spurs.
      R.I.P. mourinho. Your defense was trash

    • @rantradio
      @rantradio Před 3 lety +302

      Gwan Brudda.. Spurs on da Miz-Ap!!

    • @thabzcfc6552
      @thabzcfc6552 Před 3 lety +308

      JHEEEZ GANG BIZZNESS!!

    • @brianokwemba9857
      @brianokwemba9857 Před 3 lety +159

      Absolute 🔥🔥🔥🔥 my G.

    • @mehticulousentertainment528
      @mehticulousentertainment528 Před 3 lety +189

      Bro you’re my spirit animal frfr. Many props to you my guy 👍🏽

  • @thetruesora2111
    @thetruesora2111 Před 3 lety +7391

    This guy says everything we thought about saying in the shower after an argument

  • @zware25
    @zware25 Před rokem +939

    As a woman this was really refreshing to see a man properly handle a woman who was being openly disrespectful with her words. That’s how you choose a proper mate who aligns with your values.

    • @sapphireeyes69420
      @sapphireeyes69420 Před rokem +4

      dave?

    • @thevoyagerv4499
      @thevoyagerv4499 Před rokem +2

      @@sapphireeyes69420 Lol, clocked that as well.

    • @velvetvulpix
      @velvetvulpix Před 6 měsíci

      As a woman you think him talking and staring at her boobs was the right way to “handle her”
      Interesting you said handle a woman and not handle the situation or what she said
      He coulda just been like that’s rude or tell me how much you make

    • @gxqx797
      @gxqx797 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@velvetvulpix lmao you say that as you have a profil3 pic of your boobs, obviously wanting people to stare at them on the Internet 😂 women for you 😅

    • @moia9518
      @moia9518 Před 13 dny

      @@velvetvulpix Opinion rejected

  • @rmglover3191
    @rmglover3191 Před 2 lety +584

    She asked " what if i didn't like your mother?"
    And then she changed the situation by asking "so you would disrespect your mother by bringing someone around that your mother didn't like?"
    Those two scenarios are not the same.
    Words matter, and that was straight manipulation.

    • @saybrowt
      @saybrowt Před rokem +48

      Glad you pointed it out cause I was basically going on a mini rant myself about that

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 Před rokem +25

      “Excuse me?” would be my only reaction. Never diss my mother.

    • @xiii0722
      @xiii0722 Před rokem +4

      Yep... Pretty much, thanks for pointing it out

    • @johnc4224
      @johnc4224 Před rokem

      Do you not understand the sentence's? The two things are different his mum not liking her is different to her not liking his mum.

    • @umungus518
      @umungus518 Před rokem +5

      ​@@johnc4224 "those two scenarios are not the same" did you miss that part bud?

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 Před 3 lety +13439

    This guy should write a book. Everything that comes out of his mouth is quotable pure gold.

    • @elit408
      @elit408 Před 3 lety +313

      James Bond never been this smooth

    • @cpt.kagoul
      @cpt.kagoul Před 3 lety +50

      It would be trippy as a really long compilations of it

    • @Spahki
      @Spahki Před 3 lety +93

      This man should write a book so I can keep up with the words from his moutg

    • @Nickster147
      @Nickster147 Před 3 lety +151

      His quick wit was off the chartsss

    • @jamesthomas4787
      @jamesthomas4787 Před 3 lety +18

      Facts

  • @moemrizzle1991
    @moemrizzle1991 Před 3 lety +3186

    This guy wasn’t letting her get the upper hand at all, a true savage.

    • @BLane-xr1ic
      @BLane-xr1ic Před 3 lety +67

      Its attractive to descent females. I dont give nonsense so I dont mind he doesnt take nonsense and I know he won't take it from anyone else. I consider these types Alpha Males more than violent men who can't control their emotions.

    • @BLane-xr1ic
      @BLane-xr1ic Před 2 lety +3

      @Sagittarius as fvck I agree.

    • @bvishal2kn
      @bvishal2kn Před 2 lety +9

      he's jerking himself off way too much. 🤣🤣
      funny in moderation, but they are a pretty good match ngl.

    • @DSan-kl2yc
      @DSan-kl2yc Před 2 lety +3

      So he won a pissing contest? And that's the point? Like I don't understand viewing things that way.

    • @067901322
      @067901322 Před 2 lety +12

      @@DSan-kl2yc she liked it...

  • @etainvelorum5814
    @etainvelorum5814 Před rokem +224

    That man is oozing with self-respect and doesn't immediately put you down. Dude is actually engaging and positive. Love the charisma and wit this guy possesses. Wonderful. National treasure.

    • @Aaron-kj8dv
      @Aaron-kj8dv Před 7 měsíci +5

      He's also the type of dude where open minded people recognize that he's actually very intelligent, the way he speaks off the top of his head like that. If someone calls him dumb they're kind of telling on themselves.

  • @kcameron819
    @kcameron819 Před 2 lety +164

    She’s the type of person to take the opposite argument with everything just to be difficult.

  • @chrischuck591
    @chrischuck591 Před 3 lety +2426

    What yall dont understand is he has high confidence and he also peeped her bs from the jump. He was just giving her the same energy back. He wasnt about to just let her grill him. I love he had a response for everything. no hesitation.

    • @biohazardlnfS
      @biohazardlnfS Před 3 lety +127

      No no we ALL understand 😁

    • @TruBlq
      @TruBlq Před 3 lety +197

      Exactly. And this is why dudes need to approach women. You don't have to get the date but you do get the learning experience thus building your confidence when presented with this type of situation.

    • @patriotsonly3776
      @patriotsonly3776 Před 3 lety +1

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      @patriotsonly3776 Před 3 lety

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    • @brandonstowe5849
      @brandonstowe5849 Před 3 lety +63

      @@TruBlq Depends how they view you at first. If your not as Good looking good luck, Hell I'm like a 2/10 in terms of looks bro, but I spark off a conversation and have Responses for everything . Does not mean I can approach A Woman without risking a Allegation. Being honest with you. Most people are superficial bro.

  • @MartialMind
    @MartialMind Před 3 lety +7568

    This is what it looks like when a man literally just tells the truth.
    The amount of energy we spend trying NOT to be honest is nuts.
    The moment you start telling THE truth, the words will flow right out of your mouth like this. Effortlessly.

    • @DavidLoveOfficial
      @DavidLoveOfficial Před 3 lety +175

      🎯

    • @Ammar-yc5zq
      @Ammar-yc5zq Před 3 lety +109

      Omg hi martial didn't expect you here

    • @Sageboy13
      @Sageboy13 Před 3 lety +298

      Shoutout to Kevin samuels, he was right when he said all we do is coddle women’s feelings

    • @finn-ue5vq
      @finn-ue5vq Před 3 lety +17

      2nd stanza is crazy factual

    • @shara7715
      @shara7715 Před 3 lety +39

      I don't think I wanna be this honest lmao, it's seriously off putting

  • @cj-dq8ut
    @cj-dq8ut Před rokem +73

    This is a dude who is just chilling in life and knows who he is at his core. Love to see it cuz so many people arent comfortable being their authentic self.

  • @kabohakevin4103
    @kabohakevin4103 Před rokem +39

    He has a response for everything without skipping a beat 😂😂

    • @rustincohlebla2194
      @rustincohlebla2194 Před 11 měsíci

      well he supports Spurs so it`s either this or suicide ...

  • @accurategamer7085
    @accurategamer7085 Před 3 lety +2690

    This man was born a king

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety +12

      AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!!
      I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get all the time. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't hate me, dear agf

    • @2kmichaeljordan438
      @2kmichaeljordan438 Před 3 lety +59

      @@AxxLAfriku god fucking damn it, I thought you were gone

    • @lockedin6699
      @lockedin6699 Před 3 lety +10

      With the crown and everything

    • @abhiklovesbadbitches
      @abhiklovesbadbitches Před 3 lety +12

      expressions is 🐐ed

    • @frqbkpsa4594
      @frqbkpsa4594 Před 3 lety

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  • @DantesRantRoom
    @DantesRantRoom Před 3 lety +1744

    The man has mastered the Anti-Simp equation

  • @haji818721
    @haji818721 Před rokem +30

    This girl is trying to be superior, but she is just simple. Every answer he gives is spot on. About his mom, about meeting someone new, about family, about dating. Plus she asking about his money. Huge red flag.

  • @trudypops
    @trudypops Před 2 lety +151

    Thank you to the "Fresh&Fit Beef" for pushing me to watch Aba and Preach more. This video was funny af & the content was great. I'm Jamaican, that little reggae bit that Preach performed was Hilarious. Thanks for repping Preach. 🤣🤣

    • @nathanfritz66
      @nathanfritz66 Před 2 lety +8

      Yaddie present🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲😌

  • @thereturnoftheprodigalyams6763

    I honestly feel bad for any dude who ends up with this chick. She's an expensive divorce waiting to happen.

    • @vipr1142
      @vipr1142 Před 2 lety +314

      She aint even that good looking either.
      She's on top of that a hypocrit and shallow.

    • @dominicpurnell2899
      @dominicpurnell2899 Před 2 lety +149

      Wrong !!! She’s a baby momma from a divorce waiting to happen 😂😂😂😂

    • @sharrybaythompson1935
      @sharrybaythompson1935 Před 2 lety +41

      @@shraypuri4824 holy shit bro are u serious..thats crazy. Thats why im sacred af to travel. Some random women accuses you of rape in a foreign country and you're fucked. Look what happened to Freddie Gibbs. I thought Indian women were more submissive too

    • @pleasedontlookforme8036
      @pleasedontlookforme8036 Před 2 lety +20

      @@shraypuri4824 bullshit man India has some of the worst rape cases and sexual crime and abuse of women statistics in the world. What 60% are false it's not even that high in place like America where women are over privileged. How about you first give your women the same legal standing as men before you start shitting on them? Heck untill recently you used to throw women whose husbands died on to cremation fires with their husband whether she wanted to or not.
      I feel bad for your uncle but considering he's a doctor and she was a nurse it's clear you're part of a wealthy minority. Obviously women have more power within wealth and therefore can do more if they abuse that power then the majority of indian women who are housewives and daughters to farmers and can't do anything to protect themselves.

    • @pleasedontlookforme8036
      @pleasedontlookforme8036 Před 2 lety +22

      @@shraypuri4824 I'm not even a feminist so don't call me a misandrist. I'm egalitarian.
      And no, for the majority of women, the law will not take their side in India. For example, I know there's a law that states a married woman over 18 cannot be raped by her husband - thereby legalising marital rape. I know a friend who lives in my country but her family is from India and she can't inherit her familie's village even though she was born before her brother because she's a girl, so instead her brother is set to inherit the village. It's only in urban areas where women have more influence. Majority of India is obviously rural,like every country, and in rural areas the laws laid out for women don't matter. In fact, even though dowry has been illegal since 1961, many families still expect it.
      Also the video you sent me is a weight loss video of an American girl and her dad...what are you trying to prove to me with that....
      As for male rape survivors,I am aware that they are not recognised as rape survivors under Indian law, which is absolutely horrible. Men can be raped too, and the law around rape in general in India really needs to be revised. However you have to understand that overall, because of their higher ability to work and create wealth and power for themselves then women in India, adult men are less susceptible to rape then women. Of course that doesn't count for children, and supposedly in a survey in 2007 more boys were found to be victims of Severe s*xual abuse then girls, which is really sad and disgusting.

  • @marcelking2277
    @marcelking2277 Před 3 lety +3852

    "Shallow? I don't swim, so it makes no difference to me."
    Hilarious!

    • @AutumnOnFire
      @AutumnOnFire Před 3 lety +158

      That guy's wit can hit trip the flash while running backwards

    • @Red-Hood
      @Red-Hood Před 2 lety +5

      Lol

    • @seb1520
      @seb1520 Před 2 lety +18

      That was fucking gold

    • @Redwolfxx
      @Redwolfxx Před 2 lety +21

      dudes clever got me rolln lol

    • @swagoneto7922
      @swagoneto7922 Před 2 lety +7

      This dude is amazing lol. I'm trying to get like him

  • @mrmatt7210
    @mrmatt7210 Před 11 měsíci +19

    My opinion: She didnt want a relationship, she wanted a winning lottery ticket.
    Rather than a person which she could share her life with, she wanted someone that could give her a life she couldn't afford on her own. In addition, it was very petty that she looked down upon someone which advertised what they have to offer, when her own outfit shared the same.

  • @drewyetti
    @drewyetti Před 2 lety +23

    That man there is quick witted and full of humour, not to mention intelligent. She's testing him but he's running circles around her. He's a legend 😂😂😂

  • @ricodee3188
    @ricodee3188 Před 3 lety +5000

    People often forgot that in order to be as quick-witted and comical the way *Expressions* is, you need to be profoundly intelligent and cognitively nimble. He’s truly one of a kind

    • @justinwalker2460
      @justinwalker2460 Před 3 lety +317

      Like Russell Brand imagine a conversation between the two of them

    • @legin777
      @legin777 Před 3 lety +362

      @@justinwalker2460
      We would all have to watch at half speed. It'd be like the Barry Allen and Wally West talking ro each other.

    • @kaimuto123
      @kaimuto123 Před 3 lety +29

      @@legin777 Lmao

    • @HenryDube72
      @HenryDube72 Před 3 lety +99

      I don't think so, it's a lifestyle. Intelligence is something else.

    • @r1234233
      @r1234233 Před 3 lety +2

      @@justinwalker2460 would actually like to see that

  • @MalachiWilliams
    @MalachiWilliams Před 3 lety +2852

    As a born and bred Londoner, I can say that loads of guys have smooth lines when chatting up girls, but this man here is in a league of his own!!

    • @lighthousemaccabee8133
      @lighthousemaccabee8133 Před 3 lety +67

      Right, man is league ready

    • @antonymaweu419
      @antonymaweu419 Před 3 lety +31

      his brother is the total opposite tbh

    • @legm5298
      @legm5298 Před 3 lety +20

      He is top tier 😂

    • @tinao2024
      @tinao2024 Před 3 lety +7

      Looool do guys move to you? Because I can tell you boys here don’t have game like that 🤣

    • @YusuphYT
      @YusuphYT Před 3 lety +25

      Facts, most don’t tho. Most Londoners I’ve known been lacking like that not excelling like this man,

  • @annauwitonze5171
    @annauwitonze5171 Před 2 lety +12

    Depuis que je vous ai découvert, je n'arrête pas à être impressionné par la façon dont vous traitez les choses avec autant de sagesses, humour, intelligence......... Guys shout to ur parents. Wise and smart. I'm falling for you. Like I'm speechless 😘. Je vous embrasse fort. Vous êtes géniaux

  • @niqueness2988
    @niqueness2988 Před rokem +8

    What he said about the question "personality over looks" is what he been saying since high school. I was shocked when he said that because I've never heard another person with that take and he is exactly right.

  • @Enigmata23
    @Enigmata23 Před 3 lety +842

    This guy is the personification of what would happen if men said 100% of what was on their mind. Amazing.

    • @The2FGgang
      @The2FGgang Před 3 lety +15

      Facts bro

    • @whenpigsfly8178
      @whenpigsfly8178 Před 3 lety +45

      If they put a humor filter over it.

    • @shaun1364
      @shaun1364 Před 3 lety +54

      @Ararune hating ass

    • @thenumber1stunna69
      @thenumber1stunna69 Před 3 lety

      @Ararune Lmao i’m just here eating popcorn listening to y’all argue

    • @femalehobbitwithhairyfeet
      @femalehobbitwithhairyfeet Před 3 lety +10

      Meh, this guy is okay to watch for a bit but listening to him gets old really quick because it's like talking to someone who's rehearsed a bunch of comebacks and pick up lines "I'm like Craig David innit" "I'm like Andre 3000 innit" "I'm like Manchester United innit" "I'm like......." Ugh, give it a rest and just talk like a regular human being 🙄

  • @molagballin_
    @molagballin_ Před 2 lety +3395

    This dude genuinely put all his attribute points in Charisma and all his skill points in Speech.

  • @mainagakere7305
    @mainagakere7305 Před 2 lety +2

    I need this guys confidence. It's just off the charts bruv

  • @ytallowskids2seedepravityb219

    Yessss!!! Love this and mad PROPS to Craig David!. That' Born to do it' album is a non-skip

  • @Andyp12
    @Andyp12 Před 3 lety +2878

    UK men wished they flirted like this. This man is different.

    • @erelpc
      @erelpc Před 3 lety +19

      US men do flirt like that

    • @sherpadub5619
      @sherpadub5619 Před 3 lety +150

      @@erelpc loooool yeahhhh course

    • @yacheef190
      @yacheef190 Před 3 lety +44

      Most uk people are confident and have flow

    • @erelpc
      @erelpc Před 3 lety +2

      @@yacheef190 do US people have confidence?

    • @willbellamy590
      @willbellamy590 Před 3 lety +17

      People in the UK are outside man, they still fight, they still are outside talking to each other, UK dudes a thorough with the ladies

  • @lancehall5087
    @lancehall5087 Před 3 lety +1562

    Her:”Don’t you think that’s a little shallow? “
    Him:”I can’t swim makes no difference to me.”

  • @whollymercurial9129
    @whollymercurial9129 Před rokem +11

    That Rush Hour 2 quote 👌🏿

  • @tokesalotta1521
    @tokesalotta1521 Před 2 lety +7

    This is an example of people being attracted to people that are wrong for them, and that they're wrong for. Also an example of people doing things that attract the wrong people.

  • @asmranonymousgaming901
    @asmranonymousgaming901 Před 3 lety +1077

    He ran circles around her. She thought she was the prize but he gave her a quick reality check

    • @buck8ab
      @buck8ab Před 3 lety +166

      Nah, she still doesn’t realise she was out-smarted

    • @asmranonymousgaming901
      @asmranonymousgaming901 Před 3 lety +31

      @@buck8ab true AF😂😂

    • @fancyfloppa9256
      @fancyfloppa9256 Před 3 lety +89

      @@buck8ab You have to be at least somewhat intelligent to realize when you've been outsmarted.

    • @yahnathantasian5152
      @yahnathantasian5152 Před 3 lety +3

      That pink top at the beginning looked like a corset baby onesie.

    • @ChristopherCricketWallace
      @ChristopherCricketWallace Před 3 lety +54

      she has nothing to offer. She trades on her looks like currency. But she'll older one day and those looks will be gone. She hasn't displayed much education, intelligence, humor, wisdom, empathy, nor sexy prowess. She's offering nothing but eye candy for a few more years.

  • @Katya_Lastochka
    @Katya_Lastochka Před 3 lety +1392

    He put her in her place in a charming way. That's class.

    • @fari1019
      @fari1019 Před 3 lety +25

      here before the guy that calls you sexist

    • @1stefanopolis
      @1stefanopolis Před 3 lety

      @@fari1019 bruh

    • @1stefanopolis
      @1stefanopolis Před 3 lety +9

      you slapped so hard it became religious experience

    • @heidehho6191
      @heidehho6191 Před 3 lety +5

      The British way 🙌

    • @kaisolomon5187
      @kaisolomon5187 Před 3 lety +5

      @@fari1019 this could have been sexist but he didn't show certain red flags. He wasn't constantly bashing sex workers and onlyfans

  • @WTF3602
    @WTF3602 Před 2 lety +1

    She wasn't ready 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♂️😱 she was never gonna be ready!

  • @defalt30
    @defalt30 Před 2 lety +4

    13:11
    Exactly.. Having good looks gets you in the door but having a good personality keeps you in the house

  • @mariatangled
    @mariatangled Před 3 lety +1663

    the dude was actually emotionally intelligent and mature compared to her

    • @seonarmstrong2579
      @seonarmstrong2579 Před 3 lety +10

      Where you from if i may ask

    • @seonarmstrong2579
      @seonarmstrong2579 Před 3 lety +13

      Guyana

    • @bhargav5687
      @bhargav5687 Před 3 lety +2

      Exactly. Not everyone in the UK is this.

    • @anthonyfletcher8053
      @anthonyfletcher8053 Před 3 lety +47

      @BigTurqouise Pencil she’s asking how much money he makes so he can support her but he’s the shallow one..
      🤔

    • @anthonyfletcher8053
      @anthonyfletcher8053 Před 3 lety +36

      @BigTurqouise Pencil the issue is you go to an extreme OLD Pencil. They are talking about being attractive not necessarily beautiful... it’s a spectrum.. and his point is valid.. how would you find out a person’s personality if you’re not attracted to them enough to approach them? This goes for both genders. Understand?
      Digging in someone’s pocket on a first date is dIsGuStInGLy shallow.. she literally said I need to know if someone else can support me.. she should be able to support herself. She’s grown..

  • @ketsukage6880
    @ketsukage6880 Před 3 lety +627

    "I think it's a bit shallow" and homie came at her with the "I can't swim so it makes no difference to me" bruh I lost it there lmao

  • @adenthedesigner7584
    @adenthedesigner7584 Před 2 lety +33

    if you could weaponise charisma and flirting this man is a world wide threat 😂🔥

  • @malikperry7359
    @malikperry7359 Před 2 lety +9

    He is a great example of being a warrior

  • @MusMasi
    @MusMasi Před 3 lety +1335

    Shes saying he's shallow but she is straight up asking how much he earns, and judging people on how much they earn, mentioning she is going to be supported by him lol. Hes being straight up as well about attraction.

    • @piranhaplantX
      @piranhaplantX Před 3 lety +57

      Playing devils advocate here. To some degree, it's worth knowing how self-sufficient a potential partner is, especially if you're looking for a long term relationship. That being said, how quick she brought up that question and digging for a figure instead of a job first is telling.

    • @wasteplace1705
      @wasteplace1705 Před 3 lety +55

      Catch how she said “I didn’t like the double standards” when she was the only one actively pushing those double standards and the guy was deflecting them?

    • @steveno3141
      @steveno3141 Před 3 lety +50

      If you look for someone to support you and you lead with that its now a long term business transaction and the question becomes what do you bring to the table to warrant the exchange.

    • @rl5879
      @rl5879 Před 3 lety +11

      @@steveno3141 Facts

    • @popculturewatch8689
      @popculturewatch8689 Před 3 lety +42

      @@piranhaplantX fuck a devils advocate. Asking what your whole income is and minutes into a date is bullshit. Find out if the man works and where. You don't need his bank statements.

  • @cdai216
    @cdai216 Před 3 lety +500

    This man got more personality than 10 people combined lmao. True Goat.

  • @Matt.WHU.Rayney
    @Matt.WHU.Rayney Před 10 měsíci +1

    Respect you man. Lv from east London UK

  • @tmsphere
    @tmsphere Před rokem +2

    They put him up to get rejected in 4k for our entertainment & he just didnt give in, stayed on top, didnt simp & let it play ad it played & exited with his ego intact.

  • @SynsterFear
    @SynsterFear Před 3 lety +349

    "you can be anything you want to be, you just wont be with me" THIS GUY!!!!

    • @business3867
      @business3867 Před 3 lety +6

      @Michael Howes I am convinced thanks to this comment, give me your account I will send 10 million dollars tomorrow

  • @justinbrangman8810
    @justinbrangman8810 Před 3 lety +847

    This man said “I’m gonna have more rings than Thanos. Hella Stones. I’m John Stones” 🤣😭

  • @wildflowersun5840
    @wildflowersun5840 Před rokem +1

    Aba, bringing the 🔥🔥🔥🔥 with Craig David LP, Weaving all MY JAMS!!!

  • @5linx4lif
    @5linx4lif Před 2 lety

    This dude is 🔥🔥🔥🔥 he needs to be a regular here. I’ve seen this video at least 10 times and always tell my friends about this one.

  • @Dasalsim
    @Dasalsim Před 2 lety +2810

    This man is a British national treasure and needs to be protected at all costs.

  • @OGPeanutbutter
    @OGPeanutbutter Před 3 lety +1215

    This man made me realize i have absolutely no charisma 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Crystantemum
      @Crystantemum Před 3 lety +141

      Wisdom and intelligence are valid avenues to attract a woman too. Charisma will follow once you get confident in your personal strengths

    • @dghvdhfhhb6405
      @dghvdhfhhb6405 Před 3 lety +22

      Same here bro 😂

    • @gussi123
      @gussi123 Před 3 lety +26

      Zero my lawd.. 😂😂😂

    • @advancedapathy1531
      @advancedapathy1531 Před 3 lety +22

      YOU KNOW DEM WAY DERE FAM

    • @otisjenkinsjr.3556
      @otisjenkinsjr.3556 Před 3 lety +36

      @@Crystantemum without charisma you're gonna need good looks or money blud

  • @chrisikinya3997
    @chrisikinya3997 Před 9 měsíci

    I really ought to have watched this 1 sooner!🤣🤣🤣 Loved it, my 2 younger siblings & I!😂

  • @quyahnilewis6775
    @quyahnilewis6775 Před rokem +7

    He seems like the type who would give the world to the right woman. He can tell she’s about herself only and she getting the version of him that she called out with her initial greeting.

  • @austins.1102
    @austins.1102 Před 3 lety +2619

    Her: “I gotta know if you’re earning good money, a man who can support me-”
    Expressions: *“Support?!? Am I universal credit blud?!?”* TAKE A BOW YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND🤣💀💀🐐👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @john.jai.sullivan
      @john.jai.sullivan Před 3 lety +110

      *Top man! An absolute true legend!*

    • @austins.1102
      @austins.1102 Před 3 lety +129

      Simps when they see *Expressions(a.k.a. The ultimate Chad🐐):* *“Why do I hear boss music😟?!?”*

    • @EgalitarianWoman
      @EgalitarianWoman Před 3 lety +136

      @Austin S. For real though, this is 2021. Woman comes to you asking to be financially supported, she better be a time traveler from 1930 lol

    • @adrianchatman5734
      @adrianchatman5734 Před 3 lety +78

      Lol exactly! Why the F does anybody need to support her? What is she bringing to the table that she needs to be supported?

    • @quietecstasy8054
      @quietecstasy8054 Před 3 lety +26

      @@adrianchatman5734 I assume she meant like when you have someone's kids, it's important to some women that a man can provide while she's at home for the first couple of years rather than having to go back to work & potentially struggle, and miss time with the child in very early years. The universal credit line was funny though LOOL

  • @steevehoyoufat9155
    @steevehoyoufat9155 Před 3 lety +667

    "He doesn't take himself serious, but he's not wasting time with it." -Preach

    • @donovandunlap8560
      @donovandunlap8560 Před 3 lety +18

      He knows how to cut through the B.S.

    • @CR-pw9il
      @CR-pw9il Před 3 lety +14

      He's an entertainer

    • @patriotsonly3776
      @patriotsonly3776 Před 3 lety +2

      czcams.com/video/EhHUzKvPXF4/video.html

    • @e.a5612
      @e.a5612 Před 3 lety +10

      @@donovandunlap8560 indeed , he doesn't play her game. as should no one

    • @Sammie551
      @Sammie551 Před 3 lety

      And I love that he said he wore those clothes to show he's taking the date seriously

  • @Dmobley9901
    @Dmobley9901 Před rokem +10

    "Don't you think that's a bit shallow?"
    "Ey I can't swim so it makes no difference to me."
    I honestly can't tell if this guy is full of shit or not, which is probably a good sign that he is at some point, but he's so god damn hilarious I don't know if I really care.
    Also just being clear, I'm not saying he doesn't make some valid points, but he's such a smooth fast talker that it can be difficult to get a read on a guy like him for me personally, because like Aba and Preach said, he talks like a salesman who would be able to get away selling pet rocks to grown men working and living in a quarry.

  • @MUHAMMADHASSAN-th2nb
    @MUHAMMADHASSAN-th2nb Před 2 lety +11

    5 mins of silence to apreciate this man this man is the special forces of men

  • @ebegoubgo
    @ebegoubgo Před 3 lety +624

    "You'll only talk to a woman if she was good looking, dont you think thats shallow?" comming from the woman who asked how much money he made.

    • @billyhills9933
      @billyhills9933 Před 3 lety +13

      Experian really should create a dating app.

    • @wraith31
      @wraith31 Před 3 lety +11

      Worry about your own money

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Před 3 lety +46

      She's wondering why people look at her b00b5, but did she ever consider that maybe it's the most interesting thing about her, and that she should fix that by getting smarter and more interesting to listen to? Just a thought.

    • @YSEternal_
      @YSEternal_ Před 3 lety +11

      @@manictiger lmao, no woman is going to consider that. Quit playin

    • @missmassie6018
      @missmassie6018 Před 3 lety

      Exactly

  • @MadeUpUserNem
    @MadeUpUserNem Před 3 lety +319

    "We're not being misogynistic to women. We're just grilling them" 🤣

  • @Deszigames
    @Deszigames Před 2 lety +6

    If someone asked me how much money I made on a first date I would walk out right then and there there. It's incredibly rude and shows what type of person they are.

  • @framerant4434
    @framerant4434 Před 2 lety +4

    This man pulled out Chris Tucker Rush Hours lines. I’m done 🤣👏

  • @SubwayFan83
    @SubwayFan83 Před 3 lety +623

    This man is beyond alpha, he's getting invitations to cookouts, block parties, hangouts at the clubs, family gatherings. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @yussao
    @yussao Před 2 lety +1887

    The line he used "I have a yacht owned by someone you might know, pedro gonzalez......" is from rush hour 2, chris tucker when he sneaks on the yacht party and claims it's his friends 😂😂

    • @rascalmania
      @rascalmania Před 2 lety +58

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @hassis6206
      @hassis6206 Před 2 lety +21

      Loooool

    • @marvinkweyu5206
      @marvinkweyu5206 Před 2 lety +33

      Lol...nice ear right there

    • @whiteshadow5088
      @whiteshadow5088 Před 2 lety +8

      @Sufiya H. some people happen to speak fast and some happen to speak slow you can’t assume shit about them based off of it though cause that’s BS

    • @lesegom7172
      @lesegom7172 Před 2 lety +33

      I got it too.. Happy to see somebody else did😂

  • @mrengetsu8970
    @mrengetsu8970 Před rokem +1

    Loved the Craig David reference here. 👌 love you guys Aba n Preach!

  • @hagangali1009
    @hagangali1009 Před rokem +1

    "PEDRO MORALES MAGONZALES MARATO MOLASO MONDUSTOS" - Chris Tucker

  • @dalodulo1373
    @dalodulo1373 Před 3 lety +504

    This man almost had me on the floor. He was honest, yet bold, and did not hesitate to call her out. This man might wanna become a conversational coach.

  • @tamir9460
    @tamir9460 Před 3 lety +540

    This is DEFINITELY the guy she tells you not to worry about. I haven’t seen this much swag in a while

    • @thewretchedpleb7484
      @thewretchedpleb7484 Před 3 lety +33

      Bruh the dude's a legend in his own time lmao

    • @jayclearmen411
      @jayclearmen411 Před 3 lety +9

      For sure my dude has got flavor

    • @Higggzzz
      @Higggzzz Před 3 lety +8

      I think they fucked... there I said it

    • @lamentspace
      @lamentspace Před 3 lety +3

      @@Higggzzz yea I did

    • @Higggzzz
      @Higggzzz Před 3 lety +2

      @@lamentspace 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

  • @nor84
    @nor84 Před rokem

    Aba with those Graig David references cracked me up
    Just started watching these fellas, awesome

  • @d.sazzles4217
    @d.sazzles4217 Před 9 měsíci

    I am watching this video and thinking the whole time,how crazy confident these men are all the time...big respect!
    It has to be a gift😅

  • @fredfour0
    @fredfour0 Před 3 lety +328

    Man brought drip, full confidence and made her laugh while she was going after him. She not even in his league fam

  • @wyswolf6992
    @wyswolf6992 Před 3 lety +452

    She said they were compatible, but gives the dude a 7.5.
    Let me translation
    She would let him get it in. However, she feels she would be embarrassed to have such a smooth operator by her side when around friends and family so she forced herself to find negatives that aren't there to give him a lower number and make herself feel better about her insecurities.

    • @fredrikb343
      @fredrikb343 Před 3 lety +54

      Red pill vision

    • @onyx51
      @onyx51 Před 3 lety +43

      She's not insecure she knows that she'd only be adding him to her body count. She'd like to spend time with him but no one in her circle/family would accept him.

    • @juniperkingston9901
      @juniperkingston9901 Před 3 lety +22

      When gave him 7.5 because girls physically cant rate a guy a low number. You are either a seven, or HOT there’s no below that lol

    • @boryontotheleader2328
      @boryontotheleader2328 Před 3 lety +20

      @@juniperkingston9901 unless you're obese or old and broke

    • @leehalloway8787
      @leehalloway8787 Před 3 lety +3

      @@juniperkingston9901 Bro, I have seen chicks give dudes low numbers.

  • @kittenpawsbb
    @kittenpawsbb Před rokem

    That Mom question, was a very good question. Initially I thought she was looking for that’s response, but nope. Interesting video. Thank you 😅

  • @Penguinverse
    @Penguinverse Před 2 lety +6

    Arsenal fan here so it' hard to say I love this man. That being said, I love this man.

  • @shristih
    @shristih Před 3 lety +414

    His confidence and authenticity are goals.

    • @jollygoodgordon5580
      @jollygoodgordon5580 Před 3 lety +11

      So.. u like bbc or nah

    • @Farhan_049
      @Farhan_049 Před 3 lety +4

      @@jollygoodgordon5580 Good question.

    • @jigsaw9749
      @jigsaw9749 Před 3 lety +5

      This guy is WAYYY out of her league but if they dated then she’ll still (being oblivious to the fact) think, she is the settler

    • @yareyare4489
      @yareyare4489 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jollygoodgordon5580 fucking chill bro

    • @jollygoodgordon5580
      @jollygoodgordon5580 Před 3 lety +1

      @@yareyare4489 u gotta ask bruh, don’t just assume.

  • @JayMaverick
    @JayMaverick Před 3 lety +551

    As someone who has trouble stringing a sentence together - this dude is slinging brilliant lines nonstop I can't even understand. Incredible dude.

    • @jeremysears4263
      @jeremysears4263 Před 3 lety +41

      Practice Imaginary convos in your head and then make up what you'd like to happen...
      After some time of doing this *(its like riding a bike)* ....maybe weeks, your mind will automatically get better and better at it.
      Give it months and you become a walking talking genius....years and your a conversation god...

    • @frankjaeger1711
      @frankjaeger1711 Před 3 lety +9

      @@jeremysears4263 That’s smart. Since I don’t have a social life and I’m getting old. Why not start from home so that way I don’t trip on myself when I finally go out and change my life? I’m on CZcams a lot and even listen to certain podcasts I like but I’m still terrible at stringing a sentence together.

    • @gobot581
      @gobot581 Před 3 lety +17

      @@jeremysears4263 I feel like you could also go insane that way

    • @burlapjack1464
      @burlapjack1464 Před 3 lety +7

      @@jeremysears4263 not just all in your head, you need to actually put those words into practice

    • @ronaldmunoz2411
      @ronaldmunoz2411 Před 3 lety +12

      @@burlapjack1464 100% I used to do improve and string together all sorts of jokes and shit. I was a really shy kid, really outgoing and confident in late teens and early 20s, now in my late 20s I'm more reclusive once again, and it is difficult to verbalize my thoughts and such. But it all comes down to practice, the less you speak, the harder it is to do so. The more you do it, the better you get. 🤷‍♂️ but if you never practice the thoughts into actual speech, the more likely you are to stumble when you go to do so.

  • @olwethumkhwanazi5546
    @olwethumkhwanazi5546 Před 2 lety +5

    8:43 Lol Abba hasn't been to South Africa yet

  • @mav3298
    @mav3298 Před rokem +1

    I love Expressions, I am a diehard Manchester United fan but this dude is the best guy in fan cam history, pure gold!

  • @delwarn9409
    @delwarn9409 Před 3 lety +600

    “Isn’t that a bit shallow?”
    Reply : “ Na I can’t swim, it makes no difference to me.”
    That was amazing!

    • @jayclearmen411
      @jayclearmen411 Před 3 lety +16

      Swag out the gate..too quick witted without being too much personality an flavor too

    • @michaelmachel3729
      @michaelmachel3729 Před 3 lety +10

      Mans quicker with his replies

    • @Anon-qp3kt
      @Anon-qp3kt Před 3 lety +3

      @BigTurqouise Pencil Do you want a date with him? If you don't then keep your opinions to yourself

  • @lockiet7227
    @lockiet7227 Před 3 lety +644

    I didn't even understand a damn word they said at the beginning but I still somehow KNEW he ain't no simp

    • @terron.w921
      @terron.w921 Před 3 lety +48

      Bruh I thought I was the only one that didn't understand either😭

    • @analeelee
      @analeelee Před 3 lety +27

      I had to put subtitles😭

    • @MarceloSantos-rm1ng
      @MarceloSantos-rm1ng Před 3 lety +17

      Dude is fking Eminem

    • @jft2nd
      @jft2nd Před 3 lety +9

      I still don't know wtf he said

    • @Mr.CalCal
      @Mr.CalCal Před 3 lety +7

      Exactly and people wanna say he was wrong for how he talked to her bully he put the same energy she put out

  • @chartreusemaiden604
    @chartreusemaiden604 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I know I'm average. But even still. If get setup on a blind date he can't even talk straight (studder is fine, lisp are fine) I mean he was raised around the English language and still doesn't know how to speak it. I'm out instantly. I'm "Nope" and I just turn round. I my sister tried setting me up once. And I've only attracted black men. She said "So, one of my friends likes you, amd wants to meet up" I know what crew my little sister hangs out with. First thing I asked. "Let me guess he's black?" She gave me that look. But I was right to ask because he was just like this. Hell no.

  • @MaxCloud91
    @MaxCloud91 Před měsícem +2

    8:21 Briefly looked through comments and didn’t notice the reference here. It’s a scene played by Chris Tucker in Rush Hour 2 I believe. Real ones know exactly which scene haha watched those movies too much clearly.

  • @dudemcradguy
    @dudemcradguy Před 3 lety +617

    I’m just impressed by how this man never runs out of something hilarious to say

  • @Vic-Valentine
    @Vic-Valentine Před 3 lety +2345

    just imagine if more guys started realising their worth and acting like this, we wouldnt have this simp society problem we currently have

    • @emmanuelgxlden7170
      @emmanuelgxlden7170 Před 3 lety +63

      facts

    • @equ1noxii599
      @equ1noxii599 Před 3 lety +322

      @Andrew Friend nah mate that ain’t it. You dont settle for simping until you can better yourself, you start bettering yourself immediately. It doesn’t matter if you’re ugly, short, broke, overweight, if you’ve got two working legs and a brain then you can start changing your life immediately. Once you’ve committed to self-improvement then women are gonna automatically take a backseat. If you aren’t worth shit, simping definitely isn’t gonna get you cheeks anyway.

    • @leehalloway8787
      @leehalloway8787 Před 3 lety +80

      Yes, more dudes need to put some respect on themselves instead of playing games with silly girls like the chick in the video.

    • @johnzero9191
      @johnzero9191 Před 3 lety +38

      Blame the single mothers for raising simps.

    • @jc_80
      @jc_80 Před 3 lety +27

      Growing up in Uk men don’t have to be high value men to get these girls they straight up 😂

  • @Crushonius
    @Crushonius Před 2 lety +1

    Dude is like the black lucky luke
    not just quick on the draw
    but quicker than his bloody shadow

  • @MrTekniqs
    @MrTekniqs Před 2 lety +3

    I love this man's energy.

  • @FaolanHart
    @FaolanHart Před 3 lety +389

    God damn this man makes me proud to be British. You go mate. Fuckin champion.

    • @kingojugo
      @kingojugo Před 3 lety +10

      🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧👊🏿

    • @tomjones4521
      @tomjones4521 Před 3 lety +4

      Didnt know you guys had this kind of swag out there. Much love and Respect from the US fam.

  • @nderren
    @nderren Před 3 lety +1335

    Yooo he flamed her with the self respect bar. Low key I think she was turned on cause nobody talked to her like he did 😂

    • @LanMandragon1720
      @LanMandragon1720 Před 3 lety +23

      100%

    • @mainescapade
      @mainescapade Před 3 lety +23

      That's what the bitter ones struggle to grasp. Remember that you're there to have a good time. Leave calmly if they cross a line. No harm done.

    • @MrEvldreamr
      @MrEvldreamr Před 3 lety +20

      @@mainescapade its important to know self worth, walk away when you know she aint worth it

    • @Ecthelion3918
      @Ecthelion3918 Před 2 lety

      Dude no doubt, 0 doubt on that one

    • @riobear3021
      @riobear3021 Před 2 lety +5

      He is good but only good at answering her questions. She made him perform for her as all women try to do and most succeed. He needed to start grilling her with questions and make her qualify for him more.
      What is she bringing to the table? What is she going to do to make his mom like HER?

  • @TheSnoozeFox
    @TheSnoozeFox Před rokem

    This man is an amazing at controlling a conversation it’s actually super interesting to see

  • @doramilaje9750
    @doramilaje9750 Před rokem +4

    “I can do all the things your man can do and ALL things your man won’t do” Joe
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @k4lashni7ov35
    @k4lashni7ov35 Před 3 lety +420

    Here in the UK expressions is known for his amazing word play, he has a crazy vocabulary and he's always referencing so many movies, TV shows and music.

  • @zayzay6889
    @zayzay6889 Před 3 lety +606

    Skippy needs to watch this with a pen and paper 📝 😂😂😂

  • @brandlee325
    @brandlee325 Před 2 lety

    Aba and preach man I love y'all content! Great job transforming the original video into your own content!

  • @marchiawue
    @marchiawue Před 4 měsíci +1

    I love this so much, i beg for more A&P reacting to european immigrant content. Europeans have and do not have filter, disagreement to us makes for a fun interaction. I watched so many north american interactions. You take shit so crazy serious. As an Italian, we argue, what I see here is familiar. It's honesty and crossing bounderies which makes for discourse. The UK might seem bolder, but it is given. I love this, their reaction makes me understand how "off limit" works and how serious things said are. And i also like it, because they are not tooo embedded to not understand the joke. I love it, i found I found a new hobby.
    It is not important WHAT you say, but to know when to say what

    • @marchiawue
      @marchiawue Před 4 měsíci

      we value arguments, you need to handle it, me being capable to answer funnily makes me good. But A&P should be payed, this is showing a lot.
      she aint gonna be filled, by one who has no witty answer. Europeans are crazy blunt on all ends. North americans seem to be proud about their legislative free speach and mock europeans for it, but as seen, we are crazy more blunt

  • @alfredosanchez76
    @alfredosanchez76 Před 3 lety +625

    She's trying VERY hard to look like she is isn't superficial and has values... but she immediately exposes herself when everything she says is contradicting

    • @alec3979
      @alec3979 Před 3 lety +3

      Jason Becker in your profile pic! Ayy! 🎸

    • @missNCW
      @missNCW Před 3 lety

      Men are superficial and it's fine so...

    • @alfredosanchez76
      @alfredosanchez76 Před 3 lety +1

      @@alec3979 Ayyyy 🤘🤘🤘

    • @LarkinSkye
      @LarkinSkye Před 3 lety +25

      @@missNCW men get dragged for it too, so don’t be mad when the same happens to a woman. Any person as superficial as her needs to be dragged thru the mud and humbled, plain and simple

    • @cassann2249
      @cassann2249 Před 3 lety +2

      He exposed himself for the same thing before they met by saying doesn't want a woman with shoe size larger then a 7? Come on.

  • @samueltesta1558
    @samueltesta1558 Před 3 lety +783

    Her: “Don’t you think it’s a bit shallow to say that looks are more important over personality?”
    Also her: “I’m deducting two points for his clothing.”

    • @haroonn327
      @haroonn327 Před 3 lety +18

      For an accessory

    • @SharkAcademy
      @SharkAcademy Před 3 lety +14

      I’m going to play Devil’s advocate and say that I do think the choices you make with clothing and also showing off designer stuff is a part of your personality more than looks. I also myself don’t like wearing things with huge branding.

    • @jeremiahward7181
      @jeremiahward7181 Před 3 lety +30

      @@SharkAcademy Then she can't get mad when this guy says he likes him sum titties.

    • @CATALATIC
      @CATALATIC Před 3 lety +4

      You cant make this Shit up for real

    • @lltipsy
      @lltipsy Před 3 lety +6

      here in UK things outta girls mouth don’t slide like in USA u’d get humbled rq

  • @oldgamesinvestigator7852

    I think she was just looking for reasons to tear him down to make herself feel better. That's why she focused on the headband so much. It was just the first thing she thought of.

  • @djenkins39
    @djenkins39 Před 2 lety

    I love this guy!!!! Major cool points. He so straight forward and himself authentically . He let her have it as he should.

  • @Ravensgale
    @Ravensgale Před 2 lety +1573

    This man... He must have a Philosopher's Stone in his mouth because everything that comes out is pure fucking gold.

    • @FireAngelChris
      @FireAngelChris Před 2 lety +6

      Lol facts

    • @irisstorm821
      @irisstorm821 Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah, love his show- Ali G rules!

    • @NderituNduhiu
      @NderituNduhiu Před 2 lety +40

      Philosopher's Stone? A man of culture here!

    • @lukesegovia6310
      @lukesegovia6310 Před 2 lety +1

      @@NderituNduhiu bro shut up Harry Potter is a childrens series

    • @NderituNduhiu
      @NderituNduhiu Před 2 lety +20

      @@lukesegovia6310 I am referring to The Alchemist: Brotherhood.

  • @badger3184
    @badger3184 Před 3 lety +239

    This guy is a poet. Seems real and legit. He was talking circles around her.

    • @badger3184
      @badger3184 Před 3 lety +25

      @haywood jablowmi
      And as a proud woman you should know!

    • @christina4012
      @christina4012 Před 3 lety +12

      He talks alot... that could get him in trouble one day. But yeah I liked his energy. He wasn't wrong.

  • @TubbaBlubba
    @TubbaBlubba Před 2 lety +2

    The way he fired that Chris Tucker line 😂😂