The lofi really establishes that trust :')! The thumbs up, with the smile sell this so beautifully. Almost reminds me of that vid where the kid gets convinced to microwave his family laptop.
@ngo_studio going good, I drilled the hole then went to the doctor after a decent amount of red fluid came out and overall I saved about 13 and a half ounces
I removed a lot of the spokes on my wheels too!! I really didn't need anymore than like 3 spokes per wheel now it rides much better and is much lighter!! It also made my wallet lighter too because of all the hospital bills. Thanks for the pro tips😊
You’d be flying to heaven I’d imagine. After it snapped in half, fell apart, the hard wear and gears join you for surprise skydiving and you end in style…
i admire your dedication! unscrewing all the pins from the pedals and then having to put them back in. all that just for the joke. king shit right here
this mtb bike video definitely helped me reducing alot of extra weight... but please make a video on how to reduce wheel chair weight for racing use. ☺
DONT ACTUALLY DO ANY OF THIS
Love the clarification 😅
People here after doing all of that 😂
But I have a question. Would it actually be ok to take my grips off because they bother me sometimes. Thanks🤙
U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!
@@jay_carspotting no i wouldn't take them off rather change them for others which are more comfortable or wha the problem is
FINALLY- my bike weighs 5 grams less!! Thanks for the advice 💯
Bro why are you on a wheelchair
Bro why are you on a hospital bed
@@xxgigachadxxWell I guess it's time for Top 5 Wheel Chair Weight Saving Hacks for this poor dude.
@@_hitomaru hes gonna be on a hospital bef then a coffin
@@_hitomaru oh sheesh
Instructions unclear, I drilled holes in my arms and legs and now I feel lightheaded
Seems like it worked, you saved a lot of weight on your kit, and you even said you felt light.
@@Affirmbuttress good point but to be fair I was lightheaded before
Personally I like to remove the entire handle bar and chain as they too weigh a lot
Don’t forget about the spokes you only need about half of what they give you stock
The wheels are pretty heavy too i usually just take those things off 🤷
Why don't just drill holes to them.
And the the frame, i take that off
Just take the front off and do wheelies.
intelligent move. saves a lot of rotating mass
Why dont u remove the frame its better i use that
The best is to remove the whole frame, so light and also burns more calories and so much core activation.
run. 0 bike weight
😂
Instantly improves your relationships as well.
And even better, it destroys your joints by the time you're 50
Run on foot
The lofi really establishes that trust :')!
The thumbs up, with the smile sell this so beautifully.
Almost reminds me of that vid where the kid gets convinced to microwave his family laptop.
Imma need to see you riding this 😂😂😂
this helped me so much that i started using a wheel chair!
How can you WALK with a wheelchair
@@imranbinaboobacker6759 you just do
😂😂😂😂
Yea bro
why am i getting so much replies now, this post was a month ago lmao
I shed 45 lbs off my bike by actually loosing 45lbs of fat myself.
spread like a mextape
Nah u wrong for that
SAVAGE
Damn.
Me too, bro. It makes a difference. Lol. I used to be damn near 320 lbs! I'm down to 215 now!
I actually like to just remove the frame because that really helps and you'll be so much faster without all that extra weight
My bike now literally weighs in negative.
Thanks for these LIFE SAVING tips
I like the brake removal. They do nothing, and just slow you down
This is how fixers think
So true 🤔
@@supermaxpr0 yea, we got legs
As a bmxer I agree
Bahahahahahah funny joke
Can you please show the drilling frame step 🗿🗿
Then the joke would have gone too far lol💀
Damn, I freaked out when you started to drill the frame, lol
I take off the seat and the wheels. That helps a lot with the weight
I drill a hole in my water bottle, saves so much weight!
Next, I'm gonna try drilling a hole in my stomach. I'll update with results.
@ngo_studio going good, I drilled the hole then went to the doctor after a decent amount of red fluid came out and overall I saved about 13 and a half ounces
@ngo_studio now it's 4 months.
I think dude is dead
6 months no reply let’s all grab our peanut butter bites in honour of this man 😭😭😭 he was so young why did he have to go 😭😭😭😭
とてもうまくいきました！ 私は不必要な体重を5ポンド以上節約しましたが、主な注意点は、現在は日本語しか話せないことです。 私はアメリカ人です。 私も本当に長々と話すことしかできません。 喋っても喋っても何故か止まらないのが本当に鬱陶しいんです。 クロスカントリーライダーにはこの軽量化方法を強くお勧めします。カーボンファイバー製のウォーターボトルケージに100ドルを費やすよりもはるかに優れています。
@@alexflosho did you lose any more weight now?
One of my favourite weight saving tips is getting rid of spokes. They weigh so much, you basically only need 4 spokes per wheel
Get rid of the handlebars you don’t need them.
AHAHAHA💀💀
@@a.alexander7958 and don’t forget the stem
4 spokes? Overbuilt!
3 spokes are enough
I ❤ the vibe that goes under shorts like this 😂
I'll make sur to do these ready for my next ride 😊😂
I followed your advice and now my bike is lighter than ever- and I’m in my hospital bed writing this message. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just drilled holes into the tires and I can ride so freely now
YO My bike dosentwork
I bought a pair of reserves and wrapped the bottom with electal tape after removing the tires and they work just fine!
i like how he didn’t wanna ruin his bike and drill into it just for the video
I've tested all. Definitely a good improvement. Very light, so light that I'm flying ATM
you at heaven yet?
@@ldriv795 arrived a week ago. Not exactly like in the movies but close. Really nice place IMO. So, do all hacks he recommended, it worth it.
:)
Flying straight to hospital! 🤣
give me some flying money then
when I used these tips even my body has less weight because I got rid of my teeth. i would recommend it to anyone!
don't forget to get rid of the frame, tires and handlebars, they really just add weight.
I never use my front brakes so i just took them off because they're so heavy
To save more weight I just binned my bike, put the saddle in my rucksack and walk. So effective.
I removed a lot of the spokes on my wheels too!! I really didn't need anymore than like 3 spokes per wheel now it rides much better and is much lighter!! It also made my wallet lighter too because of all the hospital bills. Thanks for the pro tips😊
please for the love of god tell me youre joking
Me after doing this: Rolled down from a 45m high mountain😂
Thx for the tip!
I am new to this so i didn't knew this.
Imma try it today 😃👍
My friend used to do those things, and he’s in a good place now😂
Where, ICU or Mortuary 😂
@@athulm8456 Heaven, I believe.
@@athulm8456 I think he's in the forever box
Sure its THE good place?😂
Great advice!!! I did all this to my MTB and am now am now getting a ride to the hospital!!
Ultralight backpacking videos look exactly like this but they are not sarcastic. 😂
This is next level trolling of cycling’s obsession with component weight. Brilliant. 😂
Amazing advice, honestly I saved even more weight from my mountain bike by just walking!
I took the wheels off and it’s much lighter lol
great ! that sounds cool by taking ourselves off
@@350psibut how can you ride do you add some tiny wheels and then ride it
Just got a new mongoose from Walmart and it’s pretty heavy so thanks for the tips, I think I’ll skip the helmet and pads too to save some weight!
A mongoose? You might wanna drill a few holes in the frame
@@Hysandel the rubber on the tires was pretty heavy too so I ditched it
@@smeefbeef367 nah bro, cut off the spokes on your tires
@@Hysandel fr those are light but all of them add up, thanks for the time I’ll do the delete.
A mongoose
His snacking while doing all these dangerous mods gained him 20lb
I was crying when I realised it wasn’t weight saving snacks cuz I was hungry
Tyres add unnecessary weight, so what i recommend is removing the tyres from your bike. A whole lotta weight can be reduced by doing that
I did what you suggested and saved a ton of weight, but for some reason my bike fell apart just riding around the neighborhood... rip StumpJumper😭
I had an accident where the handle bar hurt me really bad but luckly the grip saved me
Instructions unclear: mom upsidedown, cat in washing machine and pc underwater
On of my favorite weight saving tips is, going to the toilet and talking a dump, 2 pounds gone ez
Wht type of Indian food do u eat
@@beep-bop2186 I like curry. I'm not Indian
@@alinofinity6549 🤢🤮
Very nice, I actually took the whole bike frame off and left the wheels, love it!
🤣👍
I was waiting for you to drill the frame hahaha
What’s funny is Eddy Merckx did many of these to lower his bikes weight for his world hour record back in the 70’s.
The best thing I did to lose weight on my bike was the get rid of the frame. Its so much faster now
U don't need a frame if you can be the frame
And the last hack : when dropping or jumping a ramp try and save even one wheel
Dude we all know there is going to be that one person who drills holes all in there bike then rides around thinking he is so fast 😂😂
I did all of it accept the drilling part…thanks for the tips
The frame with way too much, I prefer to just imagine that I'm cycling whilst on the couch :)
"How to destroy your bicycle" is perfect title.
r/woosh
@@Urmoms2ndbf yes this is an r/woosh moment
Weight savings are more important that keeping the bike looking nice. Function over aesthetics.
@@jonnywilson9117 yes that's why I am switching to Uni Cycle
I replaced all the bolts with superglue, and pumped the tyres up with helium. Loads better now.
You save the most weight, when you remove the whole front wheel...and the bike is perfect for wheelies😂
You’d be flying to heaven I’d imagine. After it snapped in half, fell apart, the hard wear and gears join you for surprise skydiving and you end in style…
yeah but dude his bike would be so much lighter while that happens!
@@sma4827 haha 😂 😂😂
aye yo, how to increase the weight? been airborne for the last 3 days
🤣🤣🤣
I actually rode with a guy who ran 3 brake rotor bolts and foam grips for weight reasons
one of my favorites is taking away the front wheel because you never really use it and it weighs a lot
I cracked up laughing as soon as he started taking out the screws
Ok
@@IGR2106 ok
My greatest condolences to those who just started mtb and actually did this
my dream bike is Trek Roscoe 8 but now I have hero sprint compass 😣 and i love my one
Thanks for this my son Really loved riding his bike so I did a couple of upgrades and this helped ALOT!!
He had us in the first half, not gonna lie :D
yeaaa
I instandly tried all these these hacks. I can absolutely recommend them. Just mindblowing 🤣🤣
Was that after you crashed and burned?
Dain Bramage.... Bet you went without a helmet too....
@@rg3965 Helmet is extraweight too. You don t need it
Bro I think you can start with your gut, then blame the bike for being too heavy.
It's so light that you can even reach heaven
I did this and I broke my back thanks for paralyzing me
:)
I’m a beginner and just got my first bike from Walmart to start, thank you for the tips!!
Thanks man this helped a ton!
Bro's gonna see his brake disk overtake him
To quote a friend's wife recently... Instead of getting a new bike that weighs 2 lbs less.... "Why don't you lose 2 lbs.... It's free".
Tell her to lose 10 pounds.
Lmao
You mean ex-wife.
Fun fact: A bike can ride without brakes, so let's remove the brakes!
Well gee, maybe the ol' flanders mobile needs some speed holes too
I removed my rear suspension. That saved me the most weight.
Good idea, I also delete my frame I loss a lot of weight thanks for the advice
I thought “maybe he’s actually serious” until he started drilling holes in everything 😂
My best tip is to take every second link out the chain. Works a treat
It helped me so much that I didn't felt like there was a bicycle in my hand😂
Dude I'm bout to believe all the thing you said cuz idk anything bout MTBs. Wish me luck bruther
Thank you for this knowledge, made my bike so light that I’m flyin rn
Thanks soo much I just bought a brand new trek fuel and I wanted to cut some weight. I will be trying all of this
The aerodynamics make me sound like a wiffle ball now thanks.
i admire your dedication! unscrewing all the pins from the pedals and then having to put them back in. all that just for the joke. king shit right here
this mtb bike video definitely helped me reducing alot of extra weight... but please make a video on how to reduce wheel chair weight for racing use. ☺
New title “how to hit sick jumps but when you land your bike falls apart😢😅😂😢”
People that didn’t check comments are screwed
🤣🤣🤣
Thanks! Now I have to get a new bike bc my frame snapped from too many holes!
You forgot to remove spokes, you only need 3 of them in each wheel and that saves a ton of weight.
I found out another hack for weight loss...throw out your bike and it will be lighter than air, but if you can't just cut it up and then throw away
Go speed and break u can dismantle it easily..😅
I replaced my wheels with casters, the weight savings is amazing
I wish I had a mountain bike 😊😢
Later while cycling : Cycle turns into lego
I like the fork removal it makes riding so much easier😂
Instructions followed , Calamity followed
Bro taking out competition
Fun fact a lot of pro athletes use to take off 3 of the 6 bolts on there rotor to lighten there bike. It may seem stupid but they did it