Europe: The First Crusade - Peter the Hermit - Extra History - Part 2

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  • 📜 Europe's First Crusade - Part 2 - Extra History
    Emicho of Leiningen and Walters sans Avoir certainly made a mark, but the largest group in the People's Crusade was led by Peter the Hermit. To gain passage through Hungary, they swore an oath not to destroy anything, but the lack of real leadership for their group became clear when they very quickly started a market brawl, stormed the local citadel, then fled to Belgrade and immediately repeated their aggression by turning on the Byzantine troops sent to keep them in line. At the city of Niŝ, the Byzantine troops pinned them down and slaughtered a quarter of the entire crusading "army." The remainder fled to Constantinople and secured passage into Turkey, but the group fractured from within and became two separate factions, with Peter leading one and a man named Reinald leading the other. Both factions competed for bragging rights, committing horrible atrocities to outdo each other. One group actually managed to siege a castle, but it had no water supply, so they were easily starved out by the Turks. The Turks, however, spread a rumor that this group had actually gone on to capture the capitol city, and the remaining crusaders set out to join what they thought would be a loot extravaganza. Instead, they ran into a Turkish ambush that left only 3,000 of their 20,000 soldiers alive. Now led by Geoffrey Burel, they retreated to Constantinople.
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  • @sophieward7225
    @sophieward7225 Před 8 lety +792

    Leading Crusaders is like herding cats. Murderous, armed, dumb cats.

    • @Omega0850
      @Omega0850 Před 8 lety +9

      TheRezro That doesn´t make sense, since its easy to herd sheep or cattle, while herding cats is next to impossible.

    • @thornangel16
      @thornangel16 Před 8 lety +19

      Omega0850 That's exactly the point. Leading the peasant crusaders was extremely difficult, especially when things were getting more and more out of hand.
      Personally I would compare them to a pack of untrained, disobedient and blood-thirsty dogs instead, though that might just be me.

    • @Omega0850
      @Omega0850 Před 8 lety +3

      Holly Rea Just don´t dare to insult our overlords again! You only live because they allow it.

    • @IkeOkerekeNews
      @IkeOkerekeNews Před 8 lety +6

      Omega0850
      Cats are a bunch of lazy animals, who sleep all day. In fact, they mostly worshiped the Cat God of Sleeping.

    • @Omega0850
      @Omega0850 Před 8 lety +7

      Ike Okereke Ha! You are so naive! Have you ever tried to sneak onto a sleeping cat? They just pretend to sleep, in fact they just close their eyes to concentrate while mindcontrolling you, and simultaniously holding the universe together with their psychic abilities.

  • @essidus
    @essidus Před 8 lety +2143

    "The faction for looting won out, because of course they did"

    • @christianweibrecht6555
      @christianweibrecht6555 Před 8 lety +89

      History is written by the victor
      No one wants to be remembered as a jerk

    • @tracker113
      @tracker113 Před 8 lety +23

      TheRezro or in this case, swords, maces, axes and spears. Things that generally hurt more than knives.

    • @nicholaschandler-yates5471
      @nicholaschandler-yates5471 Před 8 lety +53

      Keith Hamilton it was Wallpole

    • @Doctorgeo7
      @Doctorgeo7 Před 8 lety +15

      Greed is such a common fault, and yet still very destructive.

    • @Overhazard
      @Overhazard Před 8 lety +16

      Sevatar Also, superior organization can allow you to win out against looters (and they tend to be very disorganized). But neither superior weaponry nor organization count as "talking with them."
      I think in many cases, like after Hurricane Katrina, looters are people who let their id take over and lose rational though. I don't think they are either insane nor corrupted, at least not permanently. They don't realize how deluded they were until they return to normal civilization.
      That's the way I see it.

  • @iiiiitsmagreta1240
    @iiiiitsmagreta1240 Před 7 lety +2930

    I could see this being made into a dark, dark comedy.

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 Před 7 lety +43

      Mattias Westby yes indeed

    • @Croiisssant
      @Croiisssant Před 7 lety +166

      I felt a little bad that I laughed at some points...

    • @ndre2561
      @ndre2561 Před 5 lety +141

      I literally couldn't stop laughing. Every time I thought it was done he was like... And then they pillaged.

    • @ScottyMcGeester
      @ScottyMcGeester Před 5 lety +38

      I was just thinking of that too. Made possibly by Wes Anderson or the Coen Brothers.

    • @fivesquaredyt2521
      @fivesquaredyt2521 Před 5 lety +63

      Monty Python

  • @Wraithninja1
    @Wraithninja1 Před 6 lety +2032

    To the Eastern Romans, these guys must have just seemed like just another barbarous horde like they'd been dealing with for the past thousand years.

    • @q345ify
      @q345ify Před 5 lety +290

      What I always found most amazing is how the Byzantines could feed 30,000 starving peasant-crusaders outside of harvest season at a moment's notice when the lords in Western Europe could barely feed a fraction of that number even in the best of times- it really goes to show how far the west had fallen by this point

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 Před 5 lety +191

      The Byzantine were still a super power despite how much the empire has declined. Romes weakened state is far richer, architecture and military still far exceeded that of the other powers. It took practically every surrounding nation hundreds of years to completely destroy it.

    • @TheTeodorsoldierabvb
      @TheTeodorsoldierabvb Před 5 lety +30

      @@q345ify Organization and unity.

    • @______608
      @______608 Před 4 lety

      Lol ikr

    • @peterongan9655
      @peterongan9655 Před 3 lety +2

      @@alexs5744 Yeah, atleast they succeed in being "the scourge of the gods" and terrorizing everybody, while this "crusader" didn't even accomplish anything in the end.

  • @possiblyapeanut
    @possiblyapeanut Před 8 lety +3516

    Could these guys stop pillaging for 3 seconds?

    • @monkeypoop2275
      @monkeypoop2275 Před 8 lety +175

      Nop

    • @az4037
      @az4037 Před 8 lety +162

      Not possible

    • @michaeldog123ful
      @michaeldog123ful Před 8 lety +304

      Sean Goldfeder Yes, to boast about there pillaging

    • @SockPuppet80
      @SockPuppet80 Před 8 lety +148

      Sean Goldfeder You stop, you starve - it was a barely provisioned march of 40,000 people. You took whatever you could find along the way in order to keep going. Because, you know... Jesus told you to.
      That was, BTW, the reason they usually split into multiple smaller columns - so that they could find enough sustenance along multiple routes. And then get killed by the "Saracens" anyway.

    • @Overhazard
      @Overhazard Před 8 lety +88

      SockPuppet80 Well, Sun Tzu, on The Art of War, advised armies to take food, money, and other provisions as they traveled, but he only mentioned to take them from fallen enemy soldiers.
      Of course, he also said that ideally, there should be as little bloodshed as possible in a battle, and if there wasn't enough to feed an army even after a battle, to politely ask local leaders for support. He also said to calculate out how much supplies an army would need and bring them along before they leave, something these guys clearly didn't bother to do.

  • @TheNetherlandDwarf
    @TheNetherlandDwarf Před 8 lety +3357

    All this historical looting makes me feel slightly better about how I play in Medieval total war.

    • @PanzerIVAE
      @PanzerIVAE Před 8 lety +79

      ChannelShoreyo I feel you bruh

    • @ravenwing199
      @ravenwing199 Před 8 lety +40

      ChannelShoreyo Eh I just go with France and lunge strait for Bavaria& Cologne.

    • @michaeltariga5285
      @michaeltariga5285 Před 8 lety +72

      ChannelShoreyo I hated the french
      Fucking french always attack me even when I try to befriend them.
      Also why is Egypt so aggressive?

    • @ravenwing199
      @ravenwing199 Před 8 lety +31

      Mighty Roogna Well umm the French generals say my methods may not be honorable but effective oui quite effective.

    • @PanzerIVAE
      @PanzerIVAE Před 8 lety +18

      Mighty Roogna Same here, As Scotland I was able to eliminate Spain early on and the French helped me get the rebelling Flemish cities on the top and the bottom French Rebel cities plus wer fought together against the HRE. But they still fucking attacked me while I was busy with Venice and Milan

  • @WoobooRidesAgain
    @WoobooRidesAgain Před 8 lety +840

    The sheer ineptitude would be hysterical if not for all that atrocity along the way.

    • @jaxongillespie6618
      @jaxongillespie6618 Před 5 lety +14

      I think that just adds to the humor

    • @abdulrahmanalzaidi
      @abdulrahmanalzaidi Před 2 lety +6

      @@jaxongillespie6618 not really, I mean we're literally talking about murder, I mean he said that the peasant crusader mob threw children into the fire, so it's quite baffling how these atrocities were committed against Christians.

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 Před rokem

      @@abdulrahmanalzaidi these disorganized morons -orthodox Christian’s

    • @emlmm88
      @emlmm88 Před rokem +6

      Maybe the true ineptitude was the atrocities we committed along the way?

  • @LeftyConspirator
    @LeftyConspirator Před 7 lety +1261

    "Which they pillaged, looted _and_ set on fire"
    All while chanting _'Blood for the Blood God!'_, one would be tempted to assume.

    • @aceous99
      @aceous99 Před 7 lety +22

      trick or Slaneetch!

    • @coriandr1012
      @coriandr1012 Před 7 lety +32

      Not really. They were almost all sinners that went on the crusade in hopes to not die and be taken to hell or whatnot. Sure, there were probably some 'Christians' in there, but a lot of people back then never had the time to travel all the way to the city and listen to preaching so as to learn the religion they were in, and Bibles weren't exactly mass produced, the ideals were just passed down from man to man and they all assumed it was right. Some got added, some taken away, and generally skewed from the main belief. The rest were taught very little, so they did what they knew best: fight.

    • @thedarkmagicianofthecrew6574
      @thedarkmagicianofthecrew6574 Před 7 lety +6

      Samuel Musgrove I would argue with you but you are not important in dismantling your religion so why bother, why am even commenting on your comment, farewell, I must leave to something that more important, like cleaning the windows, bye.

    • @ryantoth9887
      @ryantoth9887 Před 7 lety +32

      SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

    • @Karxy
      @Karxy Před 7 lety +2

      * DODODODDEDEDE BWAH BWAH BWEEEEE *
      Nobody here should ever get that joke.

  • @gratuitouslurking8610
    @gratuitouslurking8610 Před 8 lety +850

    The Orks of 40k has better logistics, strategy, and common sense than the Peasant Crusaders...

    • @echo12100
      @echo12100 Před 8 lety +59

      Gratuitous Lurking It's tragic how true that is

    • @Shalrath239
      @Shalrath239 Před 5 lety +48

      EVERY PART OF AN ORK IS USED FOR FIGHTIN. EVEN THE THINKY BITS

    • @xavierbailey4506
      @xavierbailey4506 Před 5 lety +19

      @@Shalrath239 *Tyranids intensify* "pfffft, thinky bits? WE ARE ALL FIGHTY BITS!"

    • @daviamorim
      @daviamorim Před 5 lety +8

      @@Shalrath239 That is beautiful. lol

    • @kishinasura1504
      @kishinasura1504 Před 4 lety

      @@SleepDaMouse-xd8dn where's your evidence?

  • @GrandGunman
    @GrandGunman Před 8 lety +1654

    And God looked twards his children on the earth... and face palmed.

    • @bharathidevi3667
      @bharathidevi3667 Před 4 lety +25

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @duelgundam
      @duelgundam Před 4 lety +72

      Christ almighty, I can hear that groan even today.

    • @kaitlnwhite6809
      @kaitlnwhite6809 Před 4 lety +56

      Isn’t that a recurring theme throughout history?

    • @quasar7951
      @quasar7951 Před 4 lety +42

      God: why do I always choose the dumb ones?

    • @muksimulmaad7413
      @muksimulmaad7413 Před 4 lety +52

      if anything god was probably saving the muslims from the stupidity of the crusaders lmao

  • @ElementalDAR
    @ElementalDAR Před 7 lety +768

    "Looting won out, because of course it did." I will quote this someday, not sure how but it's gunna happen.

  • @Neonnotecards
    @Neonnotecards Před 4 lety +147

    **tosses children on fire**
    "Great job man"

  • @FoxEatingBamboo
    @FoxEatingBamboo Před 8 lety +1523

    Reminder that the First Crusade is generally remembered by historians as the only successful crusade, the only one to fulfill its objective. This is the one that all future crusaders looked back on as the one example of a crusade that worked. Let that sink in for a moment.

    • @elichalfant941
      @elichalfant941 Před 6 lety +105

      FoxEatingBamboo In one of the crusades a noble basiclly talked his way into getting Jerusalem

    • @leodarksam6230
      @leodarksam6230 Před 5 lety +66

      FoxEatingBamboo Even though I'm a muslim and I know I'm going to hell for this but lmfao.

    • @romankazinets1759
      @romankazinets1759 Před 5 lety +3

      Hell? Does that even exist in Muslim?

    • @millertheory7935
      @millertheory7935 Před 5 lety +25

      They took back Byzantine, Antioch, all of Israel and Jerusalem...

    • @Just.Kidding
      @Just.Kidding Před 5 lety +28

      Miller Theory Palestine*

  • @evilbarrels2506
    @evilbarrels2506 Před 8 lety +670

    I love the way that this crusade is disorganized to the point that it looks less like a historical landmark, and more like a dark comedy.

    • @sphereyahya
      @sphereyahya Před 2 lety +17

      This sounds like a movie that would critisize the church

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 Před rokem +17

      @@sphereyahya it not even the church for the most part but some morons who toke it as a excuse to kill even when the church’s tried to stop it
      As a Christian orthodox now you know why we make fun of the crusades for the most part

    • @KiraYoshikage-1966
      @KiraYoshikage-1966 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@sphereyahya yeah, but it was mostly some mad folks using religion (specially cristianity even tought it is an pacifist religion) as an excuse to commit unimaginable crimes

    • @tommyfox854
      @tommyfox854 Před 6 měsíci

      @@painvillegaming4119 I know I might accidentally make myself look like a Christian hater or something with this question; but from an outsider of the Christian faith too someone in it, how do you feel about the uncomfortable, disturbing and heartbreaking reality that despite being a pacifist religion Christianity has been used as an excuse too commit *COUNTLESS* crimes across history once we take a look at it?
      And I'm just going to clear up some biases I may have right now in case you're gonna ask it, I do mean to give all the respect that I can give here, but I just want to make sure that we're good. While yes I do have my issues with Christianity (mostly with the crimes that's been committed in Christ's name in history and some viewpoints on women and LGBT+ people that yes I am aware was created over a thousand years ago and yadi yadi yada) I do *not* have issues with people who follows the faith unless they use their religion as a shield too be awful people. No I've never been a member of the church, and in fact I more align with spiritual and really anything that somehow just so happens to be not a Christian and Muslim view point (don't ask me how the heck that happened, I honestly don't know) with a particular interest in Buddhism, folk-lore, spiritualism and the Norse pantheon. And yes I am interested and really want too learn more about the Christian faith because I just think knowing more about it will be nice.
      **sigh** , alright then, that should be everything, my apologies for this long ass reply (it's a bad habit I developed), thank you very much for taking some time outta your day ta read this if ya do, and have a nice day doc. =)

  • @mightymoeish
    @mightymoeish Před 7 lety +162

    Pillaged? Check. Looted? Check. Burned? Check.

  • @firemasterx23
    @firemasterx23 Před 8 lety +883

    Riot over a pair of shoes ??

    • @theirishdreamer
      @theirishdreamer Před 7 lety +146

      Remember this was an army with women in it - they were really, really, really nice shoes.

    • @FlyFox10O1
      @FlyFox10O1 Před 7 lety +101

      "doth thee has't this in a diff'rent colour?"

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 Před 4 lety +11

      And you thought Game of Thrones was violent ?

    • @VersusARCH
      @VersusARCH Před 4 lety +1

      Air Max, man!

    • @angeldimovski4515
      @angeldimovski4515 Před 4 lety +1

      @Nub93 legend

  • @FeCyrineu
    @FeCyrineu Před 8 lety +928

    2 episodes of massacre and blood...
    and the crusade didn't even begin.

    • @overcooked_chickenthigh8640
      @overcooked_chickenthigh8640 Před 5 lety +24

      Truly honorable men worthy of going oh wait *ABSOLUTELY NOT*

    •  Před 4 lety +9

      They hadn't actually reach Jerusalem. They're still wandering around...

  • @neruos8738
    @neruos8738 Před 8 lety +1203

    Drinking game
    Drink every time the word "loot" or "pillage" is used
    Good luck

    • @hemidas
      @hemidas Před 8 lety +47

      swagy sawger Great, now I'm shitfaced.

    • @herobrinesblog
      @herobrinesblog Před 8 lety +50

      +swagy swagger My father played.......hes kidney is being replaced now...

    • @obrkenobi1170
      @obrkenobi1170 Před 8 lety +5

      +herobrinext9 *his

    • @zorro456
      @zorro456 Před 6 lety +4

      Just use Beer instead of the hard stuff.

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 Před 5 lety +4

      CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

  • @jwabeasley9877
    @jwabeasley9877 Před 7 lety +360

    The People's Crusade: why grassroots movements aren't always the best movements.

  • @minecraftcito5979
    @minecraftcito5979 Před 2 lety +52

    This entire thing feels like a Monty Python movie.

  • @Jedibob5
    @Jedibob5 Před 8 lety +1173

    After all the chaos the peasant crusaders caused in Hungary and Byzantium, I'm surprised neither of them went full "Justinian dealing with the Blues and Greens" and just slaughtered the lot of them. After proving repeatedly that all they wanted to do was kill, pillage, and loot, that kind of response would be certainly justified.

    • @deriznohappehquite
      @deriznohappehquite Před 8 lety +28

      Jedibob5 Because they wanted to use the Western Europeans to kill their enemies.

    • @Jedibob5
      @Jedibob5 Před 8 lety +152

      ***** True, but these weren't even the real crusaders. They were just a peasant mob. The Byzantines knew the crusader army proper was on its way, who would likely be stronger, more organized, and less prone to wanton slaughter of fellow Christians than the bloodthirsty rabble they were dealing with.

    • @deriznohappehquite
      @deriznohappehquite Před 8 lety +47

      Jedibob5 That's true, but the Byzantines were never really sure what was going on with the crusaders.

    • @rocksteady2263
      @rocksteady2263 Před 8 lety +55

      Jedibob5 If word had spread back to the West about their own civillians being killed, it likely would have turned out far worse.
      Rock, meet hard place.

    • @GaldirEonai
      @GaldirEonai Před 8 lety +86

      Jedibob5
      They couldn't. Later-era Byzantium was constantly stretched to the very limit and beyond in terms of their military and economic strength. To do anything about those lunatics they would have had to recall troops from borders under constant assault by actually _organized_ and well-equipped enemies. They couldn't hire mercenaries...their coffers were not just empty, they actually held significant amounts of _negative_ money: They had lots and lots of debt. Oh, and hiring mercs with the promise of plunder doesn't really work if the fighting is going on inside your own territory. By pulling in forces from elsewhere they could have taken the crusader mobs out, but not without weakening themselves in the areas that were actually critical to the survival of what remained of their empire.

  • @AceOfROMs
    @AceOfROMs Před 8 lety +533

    Why do I loot in medieval fantasy RPGs? To be historically accurate.

    • @leodarksam6230
      @leodarksam6230 Před 5 lety +14

      AceOfROMs I know I'm 2 years late but I'm stealing this.

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 Před 5 lety +6

      Nice

    • @dude27285
      @dude27285 Před 5 lety +16

      Lol! These peasant crusaders are basically real life murderhobos. XD

    • @AxelBlaze991
      @AxelBlaze991 Před 5 lety +7

      "Murderhobos" LMAO

  • @Jikkuryuu
    @Jikkuryuu Před 8 lety +50

    The sheer numbers involved just are just boggling my mind. These peasant mobs are larger than some of the armies in other Extra Histories. Yet they still act like mobs! It's terrifying.

  • @Hrothmeir
    @Hrothmeir Před 8 lety +33

    "Because of course they did."
    Those five words could really sum up most of human history...

  • @DuckHunterVideos
    @DuckHunterVideos Před 8 lety +236

    This crusade in a nutshell:
    -Wait here
    -Ok, but my people will pillage the place
    -Then go
    -Thank you! :3
    -*Crusaders pillage anyways*

    • @SteveSmith-ty8ko
      @SteveSmith-ty8ko Před 3 lety +6

      Byzantine Emperor: This... This isn’t help. AT ALL

  • @allurbase1000
    @allurbase1000 Před 8 lety +59

    Never before has a history lesson had me throwing up my hands and literally shouting "Oh, come on!" More than this one. Great series.

  • @danielblack4190
    @danielblack4190 Před 3 lety +86

    This whole story is just so absurd it's almost unbelievable. Then again, medieval Europe was really that absurd.

    • @xenotypos
      @xenotypos Před 3 lety +12

      They were just peasants. They were an accidental by product of the Crusade, not the Crusade the pope created.
      Peasants weren't exactly more intelligent elsewhere.

    • @MyNewChanel1
      @MyNewChanel1 Před rokem +3

      @@xenotypos Well they were majority of population then so...

    • @xenotypos
      @xenotypos Před rokem

      @@MyNewChanel1 Yeah but the crusade wasn't meant for them.

    • @MyNewChanel1
      @MyNewChanel1 Před rokem

      ​@@xenotypos When you speeding on the road and hit someone... you did it, even if not intentionally. They used power and lies to fool already fanatized people to fall for the thing. Of course much more people and factors was involved.. just pope has power to ignite the wick.

  • @Jason_Ultimate
    @Jason_Ultimate Před 4 lety +64

    This whole thing sounds like a D&D session gone extremely wrong.

  • @IsamBitar
    @IsamBitar Před 8 lety +110

    This is very, very embarrassing. When historians talk about the Crusades being a dark spot in our history, I now know why.

  • @DorkmasterFlek
    @DorkmasterFlek Před 8 lety +189

    Holy crap, it hasn't even really started yet?! These people were so incredibly disorganized I can't believe this crusade ever got off the ground. It should have fizzled into nothing by now.

    • @EmperorGray
      @EmperorGray Před 8 lety +43

      Dorkmaster Flek Nah nah. Those weren't really crusaders. Those were moronic peasants who left earlier, and killed everyone except who they were actually supposed to fight. The real crusade only begins to start at the end of that mess.

    • @iluan_
      @iluan_ Před 8 lety +50

      Dorkmaster Flek Just wait for the fourth crusade, none of the crusaders managed to reached the holy land and it was so messed up that the catholic church has even apologized for it twice.

    • @Infinite_Jester
      @Infinite_Jester Před 8 lety +11

      Dorkmaster Flek You do realize that 'the actual crusade' is a whole different bunch of people who haven't even left their homes yet? Some random baron in Italy is hardly directly affected by what happens on the other side of the Bosphorus.

    • @CypherRCX
      @CypherRCX Před 8 lety +13

      Dorkmaster Flek The real crusade is coming, this is just children "pretending" to be knights. All they did was kill fellow christians and warn the Turks and all muslims that a crusade was coming.
      Had there not being agitators like Peter, the common rabble would have stayed home, living their normal lives, but then guys like Peter said "God spoke to me" to a bunch of uneducated peasants, you know what happened.

    • @DorkmasterFlek
      @DorkmasterFlek Před 8 lety

      +DetachTheMind Yes evidently I'm learning that, which is why I'm watching the videos in the first place. 😃

  • @awddfg
    @awddfg Před 5 lety +364

    *_Declares crusade against Muslims_*
    *_Attacks own religion_*

    • @impii552
      @impii552 Před 4 lety +16

      *_lojik_*

    • @sortablesoap671
      @sortablesoap671 Před 3 lety +16

      *literally every other religion but Muslims

    • @Enkabard
      @Enkabard Před 3 lety +15

      @@sortablesoap671 wtf ? Do you know how many times Muslim Rulers declared Jihad on other Muslims ?

    • @rrosski
      @rrosski Před 3 lety +1

      *PROFIT*

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg Před 3 lety +6

      @@sortablesoap671 *_Hehe you're an angry little christian aren't you?_*

  • @BennysGamingAttic
    @BennysGamingAttic Před 7 lety +55

    dang, the first crusade sounds like my army in Medieval 2 Total War... burning everything.

  • @hannabelphaege3774
    @hannabelphaege3774 Před 8 lety +141

    I'm glad this was 900+ years ago, or I'd feel really guilty about laughing so hard.

  • @endsign3935
    @endsign3935 Před 8 lety +101

    From this video I learned that the two things peasants love the most:
    - God
    - Looting
    (Not necessarily in that order)

    • @LB23KB24
      @LB23KB24 Před 2 lety +8

      Seems like the origin story of a saying " I asked god for bicycle but i know god doesnt work that way, so i stole a bike and asked for mercy"

  • @stuffedninja1337
    @stuffedninja1337 Před 10 měsíci +3

    “And thus the first crusade began” is getting to Monty Python levels of ridiculous and hilarious.

  • @Finn_the_Cat
    @Finn_the_Cat Před 4 lety +26

    Peters just like: good lord can you not sack and burn everything, for 5 minutes

  • @fmusopp
    @fmusopp Před 8 lety +375

    wait. i'm lost. why are we going on this crusade again?

    • @jaypillsbury843
      @jaypillsbury843 Před 8 lety +228

      fmusopp To pillage our own towns and massacre our allies. Duh. Weren't you paying any attention?

    • @reperfan4
      @reperfan4 Před 8 lety +58

      fmusopp Because the Pope promised absolution for going on the crusade. Participation meant being freed of all your sins and essentially a free pass to Heaven. Rather appealing prospect to folks at the time.

    • @ThYRaNdOmTr011
      @ThYRaNdOmTr011 Před 8 lety +45

      reperfan4 And the peoples that wants these absolution are typically criminals in some way or anther. As the previous episode would explained.

    • @Wiccanwolf08
      @Wiccanwolf08 Před 8 lety +7

      fmusopp LOOOOOOOOOOT!!!

    • @reperfan4
      @reperfan4 Před 8 lety +12

      ***** For both Christians and Muslims, God is much more all-encompassing rather than just being a Sun God. Both then and now, the Christian and Muslim God is the God of everything.
      But yes, this was a play by a Pope looking to validate and secure his own position by creating a campaign that would unite all of Christianity against a common enemy that he sold on the premise that you could commit violent and otherwise sinful atrocities without risking damnation, and in fact spun it around to where those atrocities were considered redeeming acts when, under any other premise, they would be condemning.

  • @martinp3166
    @martinp3166 Před 8 lety +157

    Yes what a "pious" and "rightous" cause.... I won't deny that the Crusades played a role in shaping the European identity, but man I can't stop facepalming... Rip to the innocent people who died at the hands of idiocy.

    • @alanl.4252
      @alanl.4252 Před 8 lety +65

      Imagine how hard the pope and the church facepalmed themselves hearing that peasants were killing their own allies.

    • @Burkutace27
      @Burkutace27 Před 8 lety +3

      Martin D. Petersen Europeans find it very hard to pass up an opportunity to cut each others throats it seems.

    • @martinp3166
      @martinp3166 Před 8 lety +12

      Burkutace27 Well I think it's just humanity in general

    • @KnightofLightfire
      @KnightofLightfire Před 8 lety +3

      Burkutace27 You might want to replace Europeans with Humans in general

    • @Burkutace27
      @Burkutace27 Před 8 lety +2

      Martin D. Petersen Ok, and we'll ignore the fact that many of the biggest and most destructive wars have been fought in Europe.

  • @Garium87
    @Garium87 Před 8 lety +72

    "There’s a beast in every man and it stirs when you put a sword in his hand."

  • @pellaken
    @pellaken Před 8 lety +17

    6:59 "because of course it did" - best line of the entire extra history series, regardless of topic!

  • @johncroissant4428
    @johncroissant4428 Před 8 lety +19

    You know, if I ever feel like my life is getting dysfunctional or disorganized, I'll just watch the first 2 episodes of this series to make myself feel better

  • @Beriorn
    @Beriorn Před 8 lety +48

    "Okay folks, whatever you do don't attack and pillage those guys."
    "You want us to go attack and pillage those guys? Sure thing!"
    - The peasants' Crusade in a nutshell.

  • @alloxxxsaurus
    @alloxxxsaurus Před 8 lety +7

    I think this crusade can be best described by the horrified cry of "this really got out of hand fast"

  • @duesalbladesinger7900
    @duesalbladesinger7900 Před 7 lety +9

    6:56 "Soon, the faction supporting looting won out, because of course it did."
    There are some fantastic lines in these videos.

  • @SwitchFeathers
    @SwitchFeathers Před 8 lety +67

    Peasants crusade? More like, let's just set everything on fire and hope for the best.

  • @CptApplestrudl
    @CptApplestrudl Před 8 lety +19

    And when the main force arrives....
    "why are there dead beggers everywhere ?"

  • @alucardgd2831
    @alucardgd2831 Před rokem +2

    someone really wanted a new pair of shoes so badly that the price was over 4000 lives, bloody hell they must have been really good for that to happen

  • @alexanderrahl7034
    @alexanderrahl7034 Před 5 lety +8

    Nothing in history has ever made me laugh as much as these last 2 videos 🤣😂

  • @PINGPONGROCKSBRAH
    @PINGPONGROCKSBRAH Před 8 lety +810

    Holy shit. And I thought MY Christian neighbors were annoying. I feel like I should stop by and give them all a hug after watching this.

    • @Infinite_Jester
      @Infinite_Jester Před 8 lety +82

      PINGPONGROCKSBRAH And I thought MY atheist neighbours were dumb!
      Seriously though, that's a pretty stupid comment. Regardless of religion (or lack thereof), a mob like that is bound to do some stupid shit. You might want to remember that what's talked about here was never officially accepted by any church.

    • @GearyDigit
      @GearyDigit Před 8 lety +72

      DetachTheMind And I'm sure all the xenophobia the Church created towards Muslims and Jews helped a great deal to prevent those mobs.

    • @Asheriancommand
      @Asheriancommand Před 8 lety +45

      Geary You haven't read history at all if thats what you think was the only confer. The mob groups were uneducated dravel who accepted anything, people in middle ages were usually terrible people. The church had very little to do with it, they might of helped, but the christian knights (the second sons and third sons who went on the first crusade) were doing it to settle a score with the muslims.

    • @kingoffallou
      @kingoffallou Před 8 lety +11

      DetachTheMind You do realize it was a joke.....

    • @MrArgy333
      @MrArgy333 Před 8 lety +8

      DetachTheMind I think you dont know what humour is

  • @travonarmstrong6093
    @travonarmstrong6093 Před 8 lety +38

    Thousands killed over a pair of shoes......... *facepalm*

  • @reffa2858
    @reffa2858 Před 3 lety +5

    I don't know if it's the art style, the sarcastic narrators voice, or the actions of the peasant crusaders but I found this extremely hilarious 😆

  • @mansoor6678
    @mansoor6678 Před 5 lety +145

    These crusaders and isis got a lot of things in common

    • @ZiedHF
      @ZiedHF Před 4 lety +12

      Except ISIS are a bunch of noob if we compare to these guys lol

    • @rrraynoorrr
      @rrraynoorrr Před 4 lety +8

      @@ZiedHF True

    • @lunchingtangpua2415
      @lunchingtangpua2415 Před 3 lety

      @@rrraynoorrr d

    • @MrCount84
      @MrCount84 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ZiedHF those "crusaders"were less competent than isis. isis actually conquered stuff. These crusaders did not at all.

  • @Groundash
    @Groundash Před 8 lety +106

    I'm sure we can make many drinking games out of this.

    • @pocketlint60
      @pocketlint60 Před 8 lety +48

      Yusblind Drink every time the word "loot" or "pillage" is used!

    • @az4037
      @az4037 Před 8 lety +16

      Every time the crusaders do something stupid

    • @LesterRamos
      @LesterRamos Před 8 lety +9

      Adil Zafar My brain would be sloshed by now. D:

    • @dylanrodrigues
      @dylanrodrigues Před 7 lety +1

      Kalendan *entire audience of this series dies of alcohol poisoning*

    • @christinafrazier1364
      @christinafrazier1364 Před 6 lety +1

      Take a sip when pointless killing happens, with extra sips for looting and burning.

  • @Biverix
    @Biverix Před 8 lety +25

    I like how you accurately depicted the Niš fortress. Awesome!

  • @carynfisher9463
    @carynfisher9463 Před 2 měsíci +1

    For the record, 40,000 unexpected guests is no small number to feed in modern times. The logistics of feeding that many people are daunting under ANY circumstance.

  • @jameslau5497
    @jameslau5497 Před 5 lety +4

    This is just brilliant. Thank you for your efforts in offering quality content

  • @Yggi11
    @Yggi11 Před 8 lety +145

    If this was fiction, it would be hilarious. Instead it's tragic.

  • @mestre12
    @mestre12 Před 8 lety +343

    Wow. Call this a train wrech wont be enough.

    • @michealdrake3421
      @michealdrake3421 Před 6 lety +51

      mestre12 it's a train wreck where they just keep sending more trains

    • @q345ify
      @q345ify Před 6 lety +5

      what really sucks is that the poor governor probably was relieved of command, blinded and exiled because of all that; he is probably the most unlucky person ever to hold any government office ever

    • @poopdealer47___67
      @poopdealer47___67 Před 6 lety

      Wreck*

    • @BlackDollNerd777
      @BlackDollNerd777 Před 5 lety +1

      Its a Holy train wrech.

    • @hii-people2245
      @hii-people2245 Před 5 lety

      mestre12 * wreck

  • @Xenium57
    @Xenium57 Před 3 lety +4

    “They did many crusades. Some of which almost didn’t fail”

  • @LiquidMetalLifeForm
    @LiquidMetalLifeForm Před 5 lety +9

    This is by far one of the most entertaining video series I discovered on www this week!
    From IRAN

  • @fenhen
    @fenhen Před 8 lety +5

    The pics that accompany this one are the best yet. Absolutely hilarious for such a terribly tragic story.

  • @Bounsingonbongos1
    @Bounsingonbongos1 Před 8 lety +65

    I love Romanticism, but a part of it, the infatuation and idealization of Medieval Europe's peasantry, seems very miss guided, and makes me feel that modernity (as disparity filled as it can be) is real progress for humanity.

    • @tammysilverwolf1085
      @tammysilverwolf1085 Před 8 lety +10

      Bounsingonbongos1 I'd agree with that to a point; we're still very easily goaded by ideologues and seldom, if ever, glimpse the bigger picture-- even when it's staring at us on our computer. Still, it's a very poignant period in time and a reminder that masses of people inevitably cause problems even with the best of intentions. (I doubt the majority went in thinking hey lets go rob, pillage and do unchristianly things)

    • @lonewolfM16
      @lonewolfM16 Před 8 lety +3

      Bounsingonbongos1 Well, it's what happens when you have people who, for the most part, don't leave the area they were born in, have pretty much no education, and who have a very strict ideology. Yeah, we've made massive massive progress in pretty much every field. People are more educated and knowledgable, less violent (violent deaths are on a massive global decline, and have been for a while now), healthier, longer lived, and generally better off.

    • @fy8798
      @fy8798 Před 8 lety +2

      Bounsingonbongos1
      Where, exactly, is Medieval Europe's peasantry idealized here, or portrayed with infatuation? o.O

    • @Meppify
      @Meppify Před 8 lety +5

      Fen Y He refers to the (historical/literal) period of Romaticism. In CONTRAST to that, this series rather shows, that life wasn't all milk and honey back then.

    • @kylec.9092
      @kylec.9092 Před 8 lety

      Bounsingonbongos1 Misguided

  • @hellbeast1153
    @hellbeast1153 Před 2 lety +4

    I keep trying to rewatch this for context and clarity, yet every time I just walk away a little more confused😂😂

  • @ethanomcbride
    @ethanomcbride Před 3 lety +1

    The level of incompetence in this office is S T A 👏 G E R 👏 I N G 👏

  • @bittipasuta
    @bittipasuta Před 8 lety +54

    Geez, this sounds like a really bad D&D campaign.

  • @RileyInTheBox
    @RileyInTheBox Před 8 lety +3

    These are really fantastic videos. I can't tell you how much they have done to help get my little ones excited about history and learning in general, for that matter. I love the crusades series so far (They don't come up enough). We've been learning together so much more than usual on this one.

  • @NyJoanzy
    @NyJoanzy Před 8 lety +2

    The amount of death and carnage of these events does nothing to stop this from being hilarious.
    Truly this is the greatest history if all.

  • @elvellarambles9151
    @elvellarambles9151 Před 5 lety +2

    1:00 Shoes. A siege to a city, born in a dispute over SHOES.

  • @KaptenN
    @KaptenN Před 8 lety +14

    The first crusade is more hilarious than I though. XD

  • @vavakxnonexus
    @vavakxnonexus Před 8 lety +14

    For some strange reason, this reminds me of my Dragon Age: Origins playthrough. Maybe it's the constant pillaging.

  • @christopherfleming7505
    @christopherfleming7505 Před 7 lety +1

    Thank you for this. Fascinating stuff!

  • @DaSaintDemon
    @DaSaintDemon Před 4 lety +2

    Europe: Start crusade to retake the Holy Land
    Also Europe: It hurt itself in its confusion

  • @1mag1nat1vename
    @1mag1nat1vename Před 8 lety +4

    I like your scorecard. It really summed the whole thing up.

  • @totalmadnesman
    @totalmadnesman Před 8 lety +74

    How can you get the outro music? Google aint got me shit :c

    • @extrahistory
      @extrahistory  Před 8 lety +65

      TotalMadnessMan It's linked below the video, and was created special for this series by our new composers, Sean and Dean Kiner!

    • @totalmadnesman
      @totalmadnesman Před 8 lety +3

      Extra Credits Ohh I understand. Thanks! Can I assume that is also the same with the older Extra History videos?

    • @brcha
      @brcha Před 8 lety +38

      Extra Credits Tell them they did a mighty fine job. o7

    • @totalmadnesman
      @totalmadnesman Před 8 lety

      Rafael Castro Now I know.

    • @shadowflash0
      @shadowflash0 Před 8 lety +1

      +TotalMadnessMan and knowing is half the battle....sorry XD

  • @tomgleeson1761
    @tomgleeson1761 Před 6 lety +3

    Love your history vids! They give so much informtion in a comical and accessible way. Keep up the good work guys!

  • @jimbology7617
    @jimbology7617 Před 5 lety +9

    Homeless people randomly looting, pillaging and killing everything that breathes air? Are you sure you aren't describing my World of Warcraft character?

  • @PeraRambo
    @PeraRambo Před 7 lety +23

    AS SOMEONE WHO LIVES IN NIS I CAN SAY YOUR DRAWING OF NIS FORTRESS IS 100% CORETCT!!! GOOD JOB MAN!!!

    • @drkabrka3169
      @drkabrka3169 Před 3 lety +1

      nije loše nacrtano

    • @PeraRambo
      @PeraRambo Před 3 lety +1

      @@drkabrka3169 sad sam se setio da je ta nacrtana tvrdjava mladja od ovog dogadjaja tj da to nije ta tvrdjava. Jebiga covek se uci dok je ziv.

    • @drkabrka3169
      @drkabrka3169 Před 3 lety +1

      @@PeraRambo Odgovorio si na poruka sa komentara od pre četiri godine

    • @PeraRambo
      @PeraRambo Před 3 lety +1

      @@drkabrka3169 meni pise da si to napisao pre 41 minut

    • @drkabrka3169
      @drkabrka3169 Před 3 lety +1

      @@PeraRambo Jesam ali si ti napisao komentar pre 4 godine

  • @terryhsiao1745
    @terryhsiao1745 Před 8 lety +126

    yet so many christians today continue to believe the crusades were such glorious and wonderful thing

    • @maxbrandts
      @maxbrandts Před 8 lety +1

      +Poepurd to sir are an idiot

    • @maxbrandts
      @maxbrandts Před 8 lety +6

      ***** proof dumbass

    • @maxbrandts
      @maxbrandts Před 8 lety +2

      *****​ of proof? cuz I'm pretty sure everyone is worthy of that

    • @maxbrandts
      @maxbrandts Před 8 lety +2

      ***** nah I live in the US so I'm not what you surfs call a peasant

    • @dragamation3266
      @dragamation3266 Před 8 lety

      Terry Hsiao Please tell me you are joking...

  • @mraj8372
    @mraj8372 Před 7 lety +1

    These are fantastic thank you man!

  • @31emanual
    @31emanual Před 8 lety +74

    There must have been a massive gas leak across Europe....

    • @leodarksam6230
      @leodarksam6230 Před 5 lety +7

      M Purefoy mother of God, this is the best one.

  • @forthepotentates7526
    @forthepotentates7526 Před 5 lety +9

    This whole Crusade thing sounds like one massive rave world tour

  • @AlexGoldhill
    @AlexGoldhill Před 8 lety +9

    And to think this turned out to be one of the more successful crusades.

  • @ericcloud1023
    @ericcloud1023 Před 4 lety +3

    Extra Credits/History, you good folks are a sight for sore eyes. In this age of misinformation and ignorance it's heartwarming to see an honest attempt to bring a little light in our lives. Deus Volt! Lol. Thanks for all your hard work and dedication!

  • @bnpixie1990
    @bnpixie1990 Před 8 lety +2

    lol love the lampshade. i was thinking it seemed like a frat party gone horribly out of control.

  • @anderskorsback4104
    @anderskorsback4104 Před 4 lety +5

    It is said that every society is three missed meals away from anarchy. I suppose it should be said that every peasant crusade, no matter how much driven by idealism originally, is three missed meals away from going on a looting rampage. Which will likely happen sooner rather than later, as peasant crusades aren't known for having good logistics.

  • @yishaqdavid2029
    @yishaqdavid2029 Před 4 lety +4

    Europe was a legit insane place to live throughout most of history.

  • @ElevatorEleven
    @ElevatorEleven Před 8 lety +7

    Anyone remember Disney's Sword in the Stone? The Crusades seems to be a long list of that moment of Sir Ector slapping his face as Kay gets defeated by a target dummy and yelling NNOO NO NOOOO!!!

  • @lothrazar
    @lothrazar Před 8 lety +1

    Well done mister pope. well done. Loved the scorecard at the end

  • @thomasrogers5514
    @thomasrogers5514 Před 8 lety +45

    Terrible its truly disgusting how these people killed and pillaged in the name of a cause that they in no way helped.

    • @thomasrogers5514
      @thomasrogers5514 Před 8 lety +1

      Admiral Attila But Pope Urban II never promised loot or glory to the crusaders and he never intended for common people to join the crusade.

    • @nerdseternal1138
      @nerdseternal1138 Před 8 lety

      Thomas Rogers basically this told the Turks a bigger more powerful force is on the way best get ready

    • @Msoulwing
      @Msoulwing Před 8 lety +3

      Thomas Rogers Well, I doubt most of the common folk knew much about what the pope had actually said.

  • @Broockle
    @Broockle Před 8 lety +16

    It's not crazy to think that people became a whole lot stupider between 500 and 1000 AD is it? This history sounds a lot more like Dark fall history or of any other pvp based mmorpg than the sophisticated stuff that happened thousands of years earlier between the Romans and Egyptians or centuries later.

  • @creepystares9853
    @creepystares9853 Před 6 lety

    Just love the sarcasm. Perfectly on point.

  • @Brilchan
    @Brilchan Před 8 lety +1

    it's such a good series that I'm WATCHING IT a second time :D

  • @advisingbob
    @advisingbob Před 8 lety +3

    7:26, huh the horses are no longer depicted as being plump and adorable looking like previous episodes. Now they are more lean and detailed.

  • @BearsThatCare
    @BearsThatCare Před 8 lety +11

    Ok... So far, they've began the first crusade three times in the series.

  • @samuraipanda85
    @samuraipanda85 Před 8 lety +1

    Nice to see that the Crusade is off to a flying start.

  • @FedJimSmith
    @FedJimSmith Před 7 lety +2

    men you actually make this part of history an absolute comedy

  • @DoubleATam
    @DoubleATam Před 8 lety +12

    This is like the South Sea Bubble series in that it's practically comical!
    With the difference that there's a lot more people dead directly because of it. But you know, history is that way.

  • @AlmostYourFavourite
    @AlmostYourFavourite Před 8 lety +3

    I would really like to see a series through the uprising and fall of the Ottoman Empire and also the Swedish Empire.
    I love your videos keep it up :)

  • @MrNappa8000
    @MrNappa8000 Před 7 lety

    Great video!

  • @thinkcubeydr.shulker9888

    Blimey, the first crusade is probably the most chaotic story I've listened