‼️ 👁 Don't know why people think Chapelle is Funny - he's just Not, every time 👁 hear hiz stuff 👁 just think WTF - very Not Funny ⁉️ NEWCASTLE CALIFORNIA,USA 🇺🇲
@@beingalibukhari He initially implied that he got suspended from school 23 times over the course of all of his years in school, but then he said "In February", meaning he got suspended 23 times over the course of February.
@@purcyl577 Don’t thinks it’s to do with black history month. If Monday-Friday are school days there are 20 school days in February or 21 in a leap year so being suspended 23 times implies he got suspended more than once in a day
The most adorable man on the planet! And I'm a 70 year old white grannie. He nearly put me in hospital, I laughed so hard, his Rick James still makes me laugh as I drift off to sleep and I think of his 'what do the five fingers say to the face'.. my husband thinks I'm having a fit as I'm silently laughing in the middle of the night. Dave is a precious gift, one of those beautiful boys that are straight from the treasure chest of Someone Up There ❤️
@@xojiakbar4915 No its because there is only 28 or 29 days with leap year. So there aren't even 23 school days in February with sat and Sundays your off already
@@brads0107able It has nothing to do with the amount of days in February. I know other comments are saying this, but they’re a bit slow, no offence. It’s just a simple joke about how being suspended 23 times in a month is a ridiculous amount. An exaggeration not to be taken literally, but to help emphasize that he was a troublemaker. That’s it.
@@hansimansi7702 well I don't think it's that the jokes were offensive or people were being overly offended I think they were just in poor taste as you never see people get upset at Ricky Gervais for making offensive jokes because they are funny and in good taste, Dave chapelle's were neither of those things l, and to make it worse when he got called out, he acted like a child and blamed cancel culture instead of just defending himself or admitting people were rightfully upset
‼️ 👁 Don't know why people think Chapelle is Funny - he's just Not, every time 👁 hear hiz stuff 👁 just think WTF - very Not Funny ⁉️ NEWCASTLE CALIFORNIA,USA 🇺🇲
@@BIGPIE3333 If he's not that funny, maybe you don't have a sense of humor at all. Dave's one of the greatest comedians of all time, in fact he is the top 5 all time greatest.
I remember the first time I got a cell phone and my Mom put some family members numbers in there for emergency, and I had the bright idea to call em and make death threats and shit for no reason other than just being an ass🤣 worst ass whooping of my life when my Mom found out
I could see maybe like calling and pretending to be some foreigner with a silly accent because it's funny. I've done that shit before. But calling and making DEATH THREATS??? LMAO that shit would have never even entered into my brain as a possibility.
‼️ 👁 Don't know why people think Chapelle is Funny - he's just Not, every time 👁 hear hiz stuff 👁 just think WTF - very Not Funny ⁉️ NEWCASTLE CALIFORNIA,USA 🇺🇲
I remember back in the day when my son was maybe 8 or 9 years old he would prank call his friends and do the voice of a Pakistani working at the 7-Eleven and he would ask them if they wanted a Slurpee ... he had the accent down really good and it was actually funny
BACK in "my day" - age 7, we got A PHONE ( they used to look like this ☎️). Being a bored latch-key kid with nobody to play with, I was so excited and just HAD to use it. UNFORTUNATELY, I had no phone numbers to call, not everyone had a landline back then (the only kind of phone line available to the public before cell phones). But there was ONE number we all knew though, and that was "0" for the operator and the POLICE. So I called in an emergency: one of my classmates in 2nd grade had been absent a couple of days so I reported she had been murdered by her parents. Well, long story shortened by quite a bit, I got a belt "whoopin" when my mom was called at work to come deal with my drama at home.😫 I'm still not laughing 😬.
@@muhammadkholiq9672 28/29 days in February, and 23 days suspended other 6/5 days are Sundays, so suspended for whole month ....this was the joke I guess.....
Bro this happened one time on my school and i heard that that guy threatened the the teacher to change all the maths grades to a 7 (i live in the netherlands) for the whole class…. The teacher didnt go to school for like 2 weeks😅
"At the time i thought it was funny" looking at the way he smiles he's still laughing about it inside lol. I mean not the death threat part but the way he got their number and shit
@@rwellshawncastaneda8359 how many days are in feb🙄🙄… he said he was suspended 23 times during feb… tbh if you need to ask questions about the joke it wasn’t meant for you and it kills it lol pay better attention when it comes to intelligent comedians because they will make jokes that will fly over your head if you aren’t savvy enough
Funny I played with the catch phrase "Is this Mr Johnson's residence?" over the phone as a child just randomly calling different numbers via the landline. What a world... 😂
I mean u actually visualize every story he tells💯😂😂I just got my dad into Chapelle he loves him he's like he's as good not if better than Pryor 😂😂love Chapelle from Scotland🏴 🇺🇸💯👌G.O.A.T
*deep breath
unless you change david chappelle's grades 🤣
He should've said unless you change everybodies grades so he wouldn't get found out so easily😂
@@uncrunch398 everybody that goes to that class, a very short list? I don't think so.
@@shiesty5118 He said all of his teachers. How much of a cross section do you expect?
@@uncrunch398 he was talking about "Mr Johnson"'s story. He never said he did that to all the teachers.
We all saw the video
“I don’t know how they caught me”
“I don’t know why this comment has zero replies”
@@henrynguyen4447 " I don't know why this reply has 0 likes"
@@Joshua-zj8gm I don’t know why this reply hasn’t been replied to yet.
Wait I’m an idiot you can’t reply to replys
@@slothypoo5545 "I just don't know why."
@@alaskannative11 “I just don’t know”
“Unless u change Dave Chappelle’s grades”
Teacher: *“changes” them to zeros*
813 likes and zero comments....i will change it
909 likes and one comment....i will change it
911......likes not gonna change that
987 likes but only 3 replies.let me change that
1k likes and 4 comments...
I will change this
"I didn't know how they knew it was me"🤣
“unless you change david chappelle’s grades” 💀💀💀💀💀
👹
Didn't know how he got caught. "How did you know who called?"🤣
‼️ 👁 Don't know why people think Chapelle is Funny - he's just Not, every time 👁 hear hiz stuff 👁 just think WTF - very Not Funny ⁉️
NEWCASTLE CALIFORNIA,USA 🇺🇲
@@BIGPIE3333 He is funny you just don’t have a sense of humor. Also just type “I” you’re not original or artistic.
@@BIGPIE3333 lmao do you really write everything like that
"I thought it was funny."...his smile says he can still clearly see the humor in it😄
🙄👌🏽
Do Not Read My Name.. .
Mischievous smile
Same smile as Ronaldinho
@@joannariemvis3984 hell nah, Ronaldinho has that mr. Ed smile. But i guess every black smile is the same to you
"During February" my favourite part about this
Didn’t understand it. Mind explaining
@@beingalibukhari He initially implied that he got suspended from school 23 times over the course of all of his years in school, but then he said "In February", meaning he got suspended 23 times over the course of February.
Black History month
@@purcyl577 Don’t thinks it’s to do with black history month. If Monday-Friday are school days there are 20 school days in February or 21 in a leap year so being suspended 23 times implies he got suspended more than once in a day
I think there’s a holiday in there somewhere
The most adorable man on the planet! And I'm a 70 year old white grannie. He nearly put me in hospital, I laughed so hard, his Rick James still makes me laugh as I drift off to sleep and I think of his 'what do the five fingers say to the face'.. my husband thinks I'm having a fit as I'm silently laughing in the middle of the night. Dave is a precious gift, one of those beautiful boys that are straight from the treasure chest of Someone Up There ❤️
DIED FROM IT
first
Should’ve changed his grades.
Ok mr. Johnson
R.i.p
Not funny.
When he said “who might this be” he kinda sounded like Goofy
Eh
I have a teacher named Mr.Johnson and he sounds like that
I was think if Master Yoda
Edit: I thought it was master Yoda
@@FlintWithSteel yeah Yoda or Grover
A-hyuck!
“Unless you change Dave chapelle’s grade” 😂😂
his voice flipped so well 💀
“I was suspended 23 times”
(Pause)
“In February” That part killed me
What's funny I don't get it
@@xojiakbar4915 February is black history month
@@RG-jb1om 🤣🤣🤣
@@xojiakbar4915 No its because there is only 28 or 29 days with leap year. So there aren't even 23 school days in February with sat and Sundays your off already
@@brads0107able It has nothing to do with the amount of days in February. I know other comments are saying this, but they’re a bit slow, no offence.
It’s just a simple joke about how being suspended 23 times in a month is a ridiculous amount. An exaggeration not to be taken literally, but to help emphasize that he was a troublemaker. That’s it.
"Is this Mr. Johnson?"
"No, this is Patrick"
Is this Mr Johnson?
@@metallord6960 Noo, this is Patrick
@@LilSerg2002 Hello, is this Mr Johnson?
@@metallord6960 NO! THIS IS PATRICK!
Sppngebob theme music intensifies 🤡
He sounded like yoda when he said “is this mr Johnson
I now believe shaggy “it wasn’t me!” 😂
"during February"
the audience: funniest shit I've ever heard
Black History Month
I think it’s because he’s implying he was suspended 23 times in one month, which is pretty hard to do
I thought by february he meant suspended for doing some lovin.
@@beanichubeanichu2900 wait, so 23 times in either 28 or 29 days? That does sound impressive but not the good kind
missed the joke bruh
“I was mischievous 😏” 😂
Pronunciation KILLED Me
@@xycosheabrockington9694 🤣🤣🤣
Small thing, but I loved that he pronounced it correctly
You mean mischivis 😂
THE LAST PART CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD, GUY GAVE HIMSELF AWAY SO MUCH
I like the evil smile when he say i got hold on the teachers home phone number😂
Dawg early David Chapelle was a wholesome tone but with his humor
Edit: Ayo thanks for the 6.4k likes, yall are real ones!!!
I know right, it's a shame how he ended up when you see how funny he used to be
Yes he's different now more jaded and has gravitas
@@finlaytemple1744 What do you mean? He just offended some people that get offended easily🤷♂️ Hard not to at this point…
@@hansimansi7702 well I don't think it's that the jokes were offensive or people were being overly offended I think they were just in poor taste as you never see people get upset at Ricky Gervais for making offensive jokes because they are funny and in good taste, Dave chapelle's were neither of those things l, and to make it worse when he got called out, he acted like a child and blamed cancel culture instead of just defending himself or admitting people were rightfully upset
@@uok6216 will that magically change my point?
“Shut up punk!” 💀😭
That smirk he gave too lmaooo
His eyes even light up loool
The smirk was a hint to US.....these are JOKES y'all 😂😁
He didn't smirk idiot
❤😂🎉😢😮😮😊
😅😊
“You’re gonna die.” The way he said it for some reason 😂
Bring this Chappell back. Funny looking, talking Funny and full of humor 😂😂😂😂
"I wasn't bad" proceeds to send death threats to his teachers😂😂
I wasn't bad
‼️ 👁 Don't know why people think Chapelle is Funny - he's just Not, every time 👁 hear hiz stuff 👁 just think WTF - very Not Funny ⁉️
NEWCASTLE CALIFORNIA,USA 🇺🇲
@@BIGPIE3333 if he’s not funny try to make a lot of people laugh
@@BIGPIE3333 he is not funny at all, just the funnier guy than you that makes monies of being funny.
@@BIGPIE3333 If he's not that funny, maybe you don't have a sense of humor at all.
Dave's one of the greatest comedians of all time, in fact he is the top 5 all time greatest.
“I got hold of all my teachers phone numbers”His smile tho 😂
“Hello Johnson residence” * Dave proceeds to become yoda
You literally have yourself up! This is hilarious 😂
Uh Yes we Know.
I remember the first time I got a cell phone and my Mom put some family members numbers in there for emergency, and I had the bright idea to call em and make death threats and shit for no reason other than just being an ass🤣 worst ass whooping of my life when my Mom found out
Good wtf why would you do that
😂😂😂
@@peanutbutter368 because it's fun, I still do it everytime I get a new phone number!
@@angeljean68 what is wrong with you people
I could see maybe like calling and pretending to be some foreigner with a silly accent because it's funny. I've done that shit before. But calling and making DEATH THREATS??? LMAO that shit would have never even entered into my brain as a possibility.
"It was the darndest thing, it's like they instantly knew it was me! But my plan was flawless!" 😂
February got 28 days and 6 of em are weekends.. how did he even manage to get suspended 23 times 😭
Leap year
Leap year and they kept saying he couldn’t come back until he stopped calling people…. 😂
“You Gon Die! Unless you change David’s Grades”
Teacher: Changes the average grade from 6.57/10 to 2.12/10*
Him: wait but.. That’s illegal
Teacher: you don’t say! 😂😂😂
So predictable lol
Not in that time it wasn’t
So is calling death threats
Don’t be a comedian
You can tell when he says 'I got a hold of all my teachers home phone numbers' that he was still proud of it to this day just by his smirk😂
Bro the smirk hit different
‼️ 👁 Don't know why people think Chapelle is Funny - he's just Not, every time 👁 hear hiz stuff 👁 just think WTF - very Not Funny ⁉️
NEWCASTLE CALIFORNIA,USA 🇺🇲
Dave Chappelle really be telling truth in amongst he’s jokes. He the goat Fr 😂💀🔥
Bro sounded like Yoda in the first part of the "phone call" lol
I know💀
Damn,I didn't recognize Dave...😳
He was really cute.
ayo
Sus
RED SUS
yo bro what?
@@taiguy53 i mean he does look good tho, what's wrong with it?
I always die laughing whenever dave chapelle does his white person impression
I wasn't bad I just called in death threats" 😆
Remember doing prank calls to 911 at age 11 on the second landline at my moms…only took them to actually show up once for me to cut that shit out.
I remember back in the day when my son was maybe 8 or 9 years old he would prank call his friends and do the voice of a Pakistani working at the 7-Eleven and he would ask them if they wanted a Slurpee ... he had the accent down really good and it was actually funny
me too the whole cops, paramedics, firefighters, and news people came and almost
busted the front door open lmao wild ass times 😂😂
Only took a call back to make me stop😂🤣
I rember calling police to find my dad who was a cop during christmas parade
BACK in "my day" - age 7, we got A PHONE ( they used to look like this ☎️). Being a bored latch-key kid with nobody to play with, I was so excited and just HAD to use it.
UNFORTUNATELY, I had no phone numbers to call, not everyone had a landline back then (the only kind of phone line available to the public before cell phones). But there was ONE number we all knew though, and that was "0" for the operator and the POLICE. So I called in an emergency: one of my classmates in 2nd grade had been absent a couple of days so I reported she had been murdered by her parents.
Well, long story shortened by quite a bit, I got a belt "whoopin" when my mom was called at work to come deal with my drama at home.😫
I'm still not laughing 😬.
That cheeky grin🤣
Why every English teacher names Mr. or Mrs. Jhonshon😂😂
Damn guy was suspended everyday for a whole month 😭
Love it
This is old school Dave 🤩😂
The next line is the funniest part of the joke
"I don't know how they caught me"
“…unless you change David Chappelle’s grades!” *hangs up quickly*
How are you doing
"During February" adds so much.
I don't get the joke. What's that mean?
@@muhammadkholiq9672 28/29 days in February, and 23 days suspended other 6/5 days are Sundays, so suspended for whole month ....this was the joke I guess.....
He sounds like that one mad dad
He called his teacher as Grover! Good Idea!
"Who might this be?"
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣“During February”🤣
Kinda love it
Dave’s punchlines are legendary 🔥
This guy Dave Chappelle is sick comedian. LMAO 😂😂🤪🤪🔥🔥
Called up his teacher sounding like The Cookie Monster 🍪😂😂😂
Dave chapellle: *breathes*
The crowd: *laughing harder than McDonald’s sprite hits*
Every time I watch him he makes me laugh out loud,
Man this comedic GOLD🤣
He picked the shortest month of the year. What a comic legend!
"Johnson residence"
The way he said that 🤣🤣🤣
Him: changes it to be lower*
that "mischievous smile' tho. 😁
Man was specific about the month 😂😂
The “during February” line is underrated lol
That's an awesome line. I belly laughed hearing that part of the joke.
I love himmmmmm lololol always funny as hell gets me everytime lmfao
Dave is one of the funniest comedians from ANY Era. LOVE him Always!
HILARIOUS 😂
Sounded like Yoda my dude, Dave Chappelle slaps.
First person who actually correctly pronounced mischievous in longer than I can remember.
The Pinky toe Got me 🤣
His story telling has me on the edge of my seat lol
“During February”
Dead
What does this mean?
@@sussykidv4207 it means that him saying “during February” was funny
@@sussykidv4207 February is black history month.
And it's a short month
@@blacktigerpaw1 no that’s just not why
I repeated this clip 8 times just to hear "unless u change D. Chappelle's grades. Creak " part
This was a different Dave 😭🔥🔥
Bro this happened one time on my school and i heard that that guy threatened the the teacher to change all the maths grades to a 7 (i live in the netherlands) for the whole class…. The teacher didnt go to school for like 2 weeks😅
what does a 7 mean? is that good?
@@Lynn-rv4ty probebly be an A in american grades. Or 70% out of 100% correct
@@sjaaktrekhaak1077 %70 out of %100 isn’t an a in america
@@fyr3st0rm51 thats why i said PROBEBLY. All i know is that an A is a pretty decent grade, so is a 7, or 70%.
@@Lynn-rv4ty c+
"Not as a prisoner"
Audience: 😂😭
This man will forever be praise as an immortal legend for predicting the future
David’s voice when he put it all deep sounded like yoda
"At the time i thought it was funny" looking at the way he smiles he's still laughing about it inside lol.
I mean not the death threat part but the way he got their number and shit
"I'm been to jail before.....not as a prisoner"
"I'd been suspended 23 times.....during February"
His comedic timing is God level lmao
@@rwellshawncastaneda8359 if you don’t get that joke you are slow dude lmao
@@rwellshawncastaneda8359 how many days are in feb🙄🙄… he said he was suspended 23 times during feb… tbh if you need to ask questions about the joke it wasn’t meant for you and it kills it lol pay better attention when it comes to intelligent comedians because they will make jokes that will fly over your head if you aren’t savvy enough
@@justinbraggs4058 you look slow trying to act like you some type of intellectual because you understood a corny ass joke.
@@justinbraggs4058 he was also saying it because February is black history month
@@justinbraggs4058 sthu
his goof smile got all the humor:)
This guy is just hilarious 😂
“Idk how he caught me”
In the month of February 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro how funny is he he was like I was suspended 23 times in Feb everyone started laughing
Funny I played with the catch phrase "Is this Mr Johnson's residence?" over the phone as a child just randomly calling different numbers via the landline. What a world... 😂
I got suspended cuz I kept flipping off my teachers... I was nine years old, thought it was the same as raising my hand
"But, at the time I thought it was funny." Before saying that, there was a Mr. Grinch smirk. He still thinks it's funny. Lol!
We miss you David Chappelle
When said "you change david chappelle's grades" .Game over
“Johnson residence” probably the whitest thing I’ve ever heard
“Is this Mr.Johnson?”
Yes it is and who might this be?”
*”MmMmM, Yoda I am”*
I mean u actually visualize every story he tells💯😂😂I just got my dad into Chapelle he loves him he's like he's as good not if better than Pryor 😂😂love Chapelle from Scotland🏴 🇺🇸💯👌G.O.A.T
“Mischievous” lol
Tell me why he sounded like debo when he said shut up punk😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾♂️ I got my 8th grade English teacher number when she called my house. 🤣🤣🤣 I gave it out to the whole school 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man sounds like kylo ren and yoda at the same time
I got hold of my teachers phone numbers" smile"😂
"At February"
The entire crowd : _😂_
Rookie move
Should of said change all students grades to A's