The Santa Clause Trilogy: The Girth of A Nation

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  • @AlternateHistoryHub
    @AlternateHistoryHub Před 3 lety +2429

    Tim Allen breaks into your house every year whether he's Santa or not

    • @yayhay1
      @yayhay1 Před 3 lety +69

      He told me he wanted to play the belly button game

    • @TacticalAnt420
      @TacticalAnt420 Před 3 lety +27

      He could be the most successful rober of history. Please arrest him

    • @dragon_ninja_2186
      @dragon_ninja_2186 Před 3 lety +28

      Honestly, I rather have a thicc Tim Allen than a random stranger break into my house.

    • @francissreckofabian01
      @francissreckofabian01 Před 3 lety +38

      Not this year I'm afraid. Last year I laced the milk with strychnine and the cookies with angel dust. It might explain 2020. If so, sorry world. But the dude had to go. I have been politely (mostly) requesting a pony for 54 years and nothing. Not even Pokey! (not to mention the porn star I asked for when I was 18).

    • @alexmccorkle1004
      @alexmccorkle1004 Před 3 lety +6

      Theory hub for these kinds of videos

  • @eckmann88
    @eckmann88 Před 3 lety +1015

    In the original script Tim Allen downs Santa with a shotgun.

    • @zooeyhill6006
      @zooeyhill6006 Před 3 lety +227

      Jesus, I'd pay good money to see that.

    • @KangaPanda
      @KangaPanda Před 3 lety +129

      Only downs though, the killing blow is the curb stomp

    • @miniraptor3211
      @miniraptor3211 Před 3 lety +58

      That somehow makes more sense than what really happens

    • @_JayRamsey_
      @_JayRamsey_ Před 3 lety +13

      I choose to believe that that is entirely true.

    • @kuroazrem5376
      @kuroazrem5376 Před 3 lety +2

      For real?

  • @luckyhibiki1914
    @luckyhibiki1914 Před 3 lety +956

    the Santa suit is a parasite that needs to move from host to host. when Tim Allen walked outside the suit spotted him and decided that it was the right moment to switch hosts. that's why the original Santa disappears, the suit liquified him and absorbed his entire body, thus giving it the energy it needed to latch onto Tim Allen.

    • @luckyhibiki1914
      @luckyhibiki1914 Před 3 lety +42

      @@NimhLabs well, if the elves are thousands of years old, i guess we can assume theres either some sort of mutual benefit from their relationship or perhaps they worship it as a god of some kind.

    • @onyxrafle8066
      @onyxrafle8066 Před 3 lety +4

      @@AxxLAfriku report this guy for spam

    • @mgeiger2341
      @mgeiger2341 Před 3 lety +13

      One suit to rule them all.

    • @Batigol500
      @Batigol500 Před 3 lety +18

      Under no circumstance is Dr Bright permitted to wear the Santa suit.

    • @dylantennant6594
      @dylantennant6594 Před 3 lety +4

      The Santa suit is Venom!

  • @jlupus8804
    @jlupus8804 Před 3 lety +356

    “Santa Claus is dead, and we have killed him. His blood runs candy* red in the streets. Oh, the great horror that will come of this.”
    -Friedreich Nietzsche

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 Před 3 lety +43

      "Santa Claus is dead. Santa Claus remains dead.
      And we have killed him. How shall we comfort himself; the murderer of our jolly benefactor? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has vanished under mysterious circumstances: who will dust the snow off his coat? Which (if any) head may wear his balled cap? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become Santa Claus to appear worthy of it?"
      -Fritz Niche (aka Superman)

  • @alexandercolefield9523
    @alexandercolefield9523 Před 3 lety +1124

    only in Polar Express do they address the paradox that people don't believe in Santa: the idea is most of the gifts are of course from your parents, but little odds and ends are from Santa, Santa likes to give children old timey Christmas gifts like bells and oranges, the parents just assume a relative got it or they forgot they bought their kid an orange.

    • @FelipeJaquez
      @FelipeJaquez Před 3 lety +121

      Tim Allen is also in the Polar Express

    • @arthureaterofworlds5176
      @arthureaterofworlds5176 Před 3 lety +35

      Yeah but just appearing overnight without letting anyone.

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 Před 3 lety +87

      @@arthureaterofworlds5176 without letting anyone what? Finish your sentence!

    • @arthureaterofworlds5176
      @arthureaterofworlds5176 Před 3 lety +26

      Sorry I meant letting anyone inside the house during the middle of the night.

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 Před 3 lety +5

      @@arthureaterofworlds5176 ok, but why didn’t a finish it. Did you misclick or something and couldn’t be bothered to change it? I’m not making fun of you I’m genuinely curious

  • @NoxideActive
    @NoxideActive Před 3 lety +175

    I can't believe you glossed over the fact that there must have been a Mrs. Clause that died back in the north poll.

    • @NoxideActive
      @NoxideActive Před 3 lety +39

      @@NimhLabs Yes, now what about the rest of his family? With these regime changes it's not a good idea to let surviving members have a chance to cause a power conflict with the new rulers.

    • @matthewlong7547
      @matthewlong7547 Před 3 lety +6

      Would it be better or worse if they died alongside santa or if they stuck around to be married by the next santa?

    • @jackschulte6185
      @jackschulte6185 Před 3 lety +9

      @Blood in the Water Peak Tim Allen is being unable to immediately identify if this is satire. You legit had me until "death squad"

    • @theonebman7581
      @theonebman7581 Před 2 lety +2

      @Blood in the Water I wanna see this movie-

  • @garrettchandler1948
    @garrettchandler1948 Před 3 lety +136

    I like how canonically they kill the same santa claus 3 times.

  • @rosecity_chris
    @rosecity_chris Před 3 lety +98

    90s recipie for movie film: business man is bad business dad, learns business lesson and is now about dad business.

  • @davo_
    @davo_ Před 3 lety +575

    Ah, a fellow Tim Allen Christmas movie connoisseur. I see you're a man of culture as well.

    • @donz6211
      @donz6211 Před 3 lety +11

      I see that your a Christmas movie fan. But are you really? Name ever film with Santa Claus in it.

    • @kevinperron5767
      @kevinperron5767 Před 3 lety +6

      Hate to be that guy but its connaisseur not connoisseur

    • @dirtmaster2290
      @dirtmaster2290 Před 3 lety +12

      I saw your video earlier then saw this and thought I was going insane

    • @tincano-beans2114
      @tincano-beans2114 Před 3 lety +5

      Just finished your vid and now you're here lmao

    • @MechaSandvich
      @MechaSandvich Před 3 lety

      The king is in our presence

  • @artistwithouttalent
    @artistwithouttalent Před 3 lety +19

    3:34 It's kind of funny, in the second film, the Easter Bunny casually mentions that despite Scott Calvin (and hey, while we're at it, Tim Allen) being thoroughly repellent on a personal level, kids are somehow *_86%_* happier with him as Santa, so yeah, apparently the guy he replaced was exceptionally bad.

  • @ChaplainJoshua
    @ChaplainJoshua Před 3 lety +42

    Statistics suggest that Americans will swallow an average of 7 Tim Allens in their sleep every year.

  • @birdiejett3163
    @birdiejett3163 Před 3 lety +110

    I’m glad people are starting to acknowledge how bizarre these movies are

    • @famousramus2288
      @famousramus2288 Před 3 lety +5

      The first one was fine the rest are bizarre

    • @Kuzan9
      @Kuzan9 Před 3 lety +2

      And that’s what makes them so great

    • @henith7850
      @henith7850 Před 3 lety +4

      All three of them are bizarre but the first two are bizarre in a good way and the third one is in a bad way.

  • @nakoruruwantspepsi1556
    @nakoruruwantspepsi1556 Před 3 lety +90

    The og Santa wanted out. I used to watch these movies all the time as a kid. had the VHS. So there was a scene I noticed. The part where he's looking at the card, in the background there;s a figure running off. Its the old santa.

    • @xaviergonzalez44
      @xaviergonzalez44 Před 3 lety +14

      Holy-

    • @nieznajomy4398
      @nieznajomy4398 Před 3 lety +1

      Sorry but I can't see this "figure". I watched this fragment multiple times on D+ but I couldn't find it. Could you give me exact time stamp?

    • @nickwalker7850
      @nickwalker7850 Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah I don't see it. I just got sent on a wild goose chase and combed over multiple clips from that whole segment and didn't see anything. Unless it was just a flickering artifact on the VHS that got lost on the transfer, I don't think you saw anything. :/

    • @nieznajomy4398
      @nieznajomy4398 Před 3 lety +4

      @@nickwalker7850 or scene that was cut out early on.

    • @pink-a-palouza7888
      @pink-a-palouza7888 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah very true my theory is that he is the son of one of the previous Santa Claus and I think that if you’re the son of a previous Santa Claus you don’t have to do the whole marriage thing any ideas that since he never got that chance of life he just was like you know what I’m just better off handing it to whoever

  • @Sammmmmmmm617
    @Sammmmmmmm617 Před 3 lety +57

    Mrs Clause is a hostage that is forced to marry Tim Allen.

  • @koketsok1513
    @koketsok1513 Před 3 lety +285

    guy dies
    tim allen: see clothes(its free real estate)
    not gonna lie no matter how I rationalize the scene wearing a disappearing dead guys clothes is weird

    • @ErickSoares3
      @ErickSoares3 Před 3 lety +8

      That worked in Aquaman...

    • @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686
      @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686 Před 3 lety +20

      Imagine if a random storm trooper just put on Ben Kenobi's clothes after he died.

    • @neo-didact9285
      @neo-didact9285 Před 3 lety +4

      Finally, a "free real estate" YT comment that made me laugh!

    • @buttersurge8047
      @buttersurge8047 Před 3 lety

      @@neo-didact9285 are you being sarcastic?

    • @Nukestarmaster
      @Nukestarmaster Před 3 lety +3

      I'm pretty sure the clothes compelled him to put them on.

  • @corncrackerkid5092
    @corncrackerkid5092 Před 3 lety +58

    My family just recently sat down to watch Santa Clause 3 and honestly what makes the whole movie is Martin Short’s velvet suit and ice makeup and just how much ham he puts into the character

  • @damonconway149
    @damonconway149 Před 3 lety +71

    Tyler’s life goal is to become Santa by murdering him stealing his coat and gaining a white beard.

  • @idoomedsarnath2783
    @idoomedsarnath2783 Před 3 lety +196

    So, I never realized this when I watched these movies as a kid, but do the other ‘mythical’ characters like the Tooth Fairy and Jack Frost have the same set of rules like Santa and have a similar ‘Clause’ without it sounding pithy or is Santa the only one that is replaced when he dies and the rest are immortal?

    • @rayxtime
      @rayxtime Před 3 lety +63

      If true, could Tim Allen kill each one and gain all their powers?

    • @idoomedsarnath2783
      @idoomedsarnath2783 Před 3 lety +8

      @EnterTextHere_ ...But would he have had to unalive the other characters, or is that only a rule with Santa?

    • @christianali5431
      @christianali5431 Před 3 lety +28

      Of course they all have clauses. If Santa has one, so would they. Why do you think the tooth fairy is a man? The career and magic of the tooth fairy went to whoever wore their clothing, and the last person to accept the contract of the tooth fairy was a dude. It also explains a scene from the escape clause movie. Scott convinces his “niece“ to save her parents from being frozen forever, by giving Jack Frost a heartwarming hug. When demanding to know what is happening to him, and being told that his heart is being warmed by her embrace, he says in serious, almost tragic tones “They said it wasn’t possible.“ You say that? Whoever they were made him Jack Frost. He didn’t ask to be Jack Frost. He didn’t want to be Jack Frost. But he had to do it because he accepted the contract and putting on the original frost clothing. It also explains why he covered the position of Santa Claus so much. He didn’t want magic, but if he was going to have magic, it would be much better to have Santas magic.

    • @lordtrigon1733
      @lordtrigon1733 Před 3 lety +19

      If you kill the Easter Bunny do you mutate into a human/rabbit hybrid?

    • @idoomedsarnath2783
      @idoomedsarnath2783 Před 3 lety +6

      @@lordtrigon1733 Presumably, yes.

  • @danielm.berube3256
    @danielm.berube3256 Před 3 lety +74

    Ok but Nazi Santa Tim Allen is one of the greatest movie villains of all time and you can't convince me otherwise

    • @pepperedash4424
      @pepperedash4424 Před 3 lety +19

      He gives off more of a Mussolini impression than Nazi.

    • @Jupiter__001_
      @Jupiter__001_ Před 3 lety +17

      @@pepperedash4424 Esoteric Fascism with Christmas characteristics

    • @ImortalZeus13
      @ImortalZeus13 Před 3 lety +1

      @@pepperedash4424 Only Italians can give off fat fascist vibes. The skinny ones are German.
      Source: German Italian ancestry

    • @pepperedash4424
      @pepperedash4424 Před 3 lety

      @@ImortalZeus13 Ha, ha. Yeah. But the Nazis are a bit too distinctive to be fascist.

    • @yarlodek5842
      @yarlodek5842 Před rokem +1

      @@Jupiter__001_ I just lost my shit at this comment

  • @ponchowizard5182
    @ponchowizard5182 Před 3 lety +57

    This is the kind of lore diving that really goes to show that a story isn't only about what is being told but what is not being told also.

  • @aidansullivan551
    @aidansullivan551 Před 3 lety +131

    Why does this sound like it was recorded underwater?

  • @barraman.
    @barraman. Před 3 lety +67

    I think a better name for this channel would be Tyler's Rant. No offense, I really mean it.

    • @nickwalker7850
      @nickwalker7850 Před 3 lety

      Or, ThatGuyWhoMumbles. I mean if he can't control it, may as well make it a part of the brand. 🤷‍♂️

  • @facundodiaz5582
    @facundodiaz5582 Před 3 lety +54

    The next level of madness would be to review Christmas with the Cranks

    • @Packitagain.
      @Packitagain. Před 3 lety +2

      Christmas with the Cranks is a great film nobody will ever change my mind.

    • @benjamingiddens6758
      @benjamingiddens6758 Před 3 lety

      Christmas with the Cranks is dope what do you mean

    • @facundodiaz5582
      @facundodiaz5582 Před 3 lety

      I never denied it

    • @lordtrigon1733
      @lordtrigon1733 Před 3 lety +1

      Jack Saint did a great video on it and how it’s about living in a cult.

  • @solomonofbifrost6855
    @solomonofbifrost6855 Před 3 lety +60

    Watching CZcamsrs revisit these films has been a real treat in these trying times xD. Happy Holidays, everyone!

    • @Skull35
      @Skull35 Před 3 lety +3

      Mr. Sunday's Caravan of Garbage is a great dive into these too

    • @Wawagirl17
      @Wawagirl17 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Skull35 Oh god, those are hilarious too!

  • @masterspongebat2387
    @masterspongebat2387 Před 3 lety +11

    Tim Allen is an uncomfortable actor that doesn’t cross the line but comes really close to it and we just live with it

  • @unofficial_ai
    @unofficial_ai Před 3 lety +115

    I love the Tim Allen Santa Clause trilogy.

    • @dustinortiz3852
      @dustinortiz3852 Před 3 lety +3

      Really enjoyed this

    • @ChaplainJoshua
      @ChaplainJoshua Před 3 lety +4

      I don't think so, Al.

    • @AviRox1154
      @AviRox1154 Před 3 lety +2

      The first movie has been a holiday staple for me since I was a kid. The other two are fun as well.

  • @catisticallyspeaking
    @catisticallyspeaking Před 3 lety +17

    >examples of "Christmas films"
    >8 Crazy Nights
    hmmmmmmmmmmm

  • @TheDjpwn3
    @TheDjpwn3 Před 3 lety +5

    I just really love that moment in the second one where he gives the school faculty a bunch of vintage toys. The way the first guy goes from "meh" to his face lighting up with childlike joy is just great to me

  • @snailsaredumb9412
    @snailsaredumb9412 Před 3 lety +25

    Her: "you gotta take care of this kid, tim!!!"
    Tim Allen: *"aaeeuuhhh??"*

  • @hollowhoagie6441
    @hollowhoagie6441 Před 3 lety +19

    Your comparison to all the holiday characters as gods got me thinking
    Jack Frost is Loki
    Tim allen Santa is Thor
    OG santa is Odin

  • @davidhaggart1779
    @davidhaggart1779 Před 3 lety +183

    So um how did this channel naturally evolve into this

    • @sfmtv8399
      @sfmtv8399 Před 3 lety +29

      The 3 F's of evolution: Food, fear and fricking. It was a combination of those.

    • @AndreIguodalaFan55
      @AndreIguodalaFan55 Před 3 lety +21

      Tyler has went completely insane when he had to research everything.

    • @Tarsibu
      @Tarsibu Před 3 lety +8

      The natural process of mitosis, baby 🦠 or something.

    • @DimensionsofChange
      @DimensionsofChange Před 3 lety +10

      A Christmas miracle.

    • @mrcowcow599moomoo8
      @mrcowcow599moomoo8 Před 3 lety

      Magic

  • @londonjolly9174
    @londonjolly9174 Před 3 lety +9

    The Winnie-The-Pooh animation at 7:00 or so fucking destroyed me. Tyler's insanity has finally got to me.

  • @tdrizz08
    @tdrizz08 Před 3 lety +21

    This channel is slowly becoming emplemon I love it

  • @FatCatProductions
    @FatCatProductions Před 3 lety +6

    Thinking about it. Maybe the elves don’t mourn the death of Santa cause his immortality has caused him to watch all his friends and family perish to age and they know he’s finally free of the curse.

  • @thelunaist2014
    @thelunaist2014 Před 3 lety +12

    I guess Jack Frost was Thanos snaped outta experience once the timeline was restored.

  • @meaninglez100
    @meaninglez100 Před 3 lety +23

    "He constructed this whole narrative in his mind" There it is

  • @brandongabel
    @brandongabel Před 3 lety +10

    Imagine this franchise was rated R

  • @amymialee
    @amymialee Před 3 lety +3

    So, they made a rule that killing Santa turns the killer into Santa in order to prevent Christmas from ending.
    Then in the second movie, they decide if the new Santa isn't married then that's a rule that just ends Christmas.
    So death is fine but being single? That's where we draw the line.

  • @tessaminick8745
    @tessaminick8745 Před 3 lety +3

    I always like to headcanon that the elves were trying to overthrow santa, and when Tim Allen came along, they were just real disappointed and just decided to go along with it until they'd kill him. Evidence for this comes from when they were enhancing his suit and Tim Allen goes, "What happens if I falls off the roof?," to no answer from any of the elves.

  • @thatguy4084
    @thatguy4084 Před 3 lety +19

    Waiting on Santa Clause: Forever After to fix the franchise

  • @The_Andyman
    @The_Andyman Před 3 lety +7

    I will be refering to Charlie as "Tim Allen Jr." from now on

  • @FelipeJaquez
    @FelipeJaquez Před 3 lety +11

    Santa Dictator will restore Christmas across the world by force!
    Viva La Nicholas!

  • @themoops8517
    @themoops8517 Před rokem +2

    So something interesting I noticed while rewatching these movies this year is that the elf’s don’t forget to tell Tim Allen he needs to get a wife, they just didn’t even know that was a rule until they were almost at the time limit. This means that every previous Santa was either already married or died within their first few years on the job before marriage became an issue.

  • @vincentroberson6624
    @vincentroberson6624 Před 3 lety +4

    As you explain Santa Clause 3 it just keeps getting better and better

  • @TheWhiteDragon3
    @TheWhiteDragon3 Před 3 lety +5

    You know, I never questioned just how weird these movies are until you decided to make a video on them. I don't know if that's a praise of the movies or a failure of my own judgement.

  • @koalasandwich567
    @koalasandwich567 Před rokem +2

    Honestly on my mom's sid of the family the first movie is basically just our inside joke, we constantly quote the movie to each other

  • @lordmanatee439
    @lordmanatee439 Před 3 lety +4

    What happens to Mrs. Claus when the current Santa dies? She shares his immortality and can have kids. What happens to them? Do they just clear house like the Romanov's and kill all descendants of Santa?

    • @shinsenshogun900
      @shinsenshogun900 Před 3 lety

      Also, why can't the elves proclaim a proletariat dictatorship within every period of time whenever a Santa gets slain?

    • @lordmanatee439
      @lordmanatee439 Před 3 lety +1

      @@shinsenshogun900 Idk, I wouldnt compare Santa in the Santa Clause universe with a bourgeois, he seems reluctant tbh. Also the elves are magical beings who seemingly enjoy making toys??? They could definitely get some benefits though, santa may just be the delivery man. Idk I've never seen them

  • @avalynpoe4441
    @avalynpoe4441 Před 3 lety +2

    I remember how when I was young my parents warned me that Santa wouldn't come to our house if I didn't fall asleep. This pressure caused great anxiety in me that ironically kept me up half the night.

  • @Froggeh92
    @Froggeh92 Před 3 lety +2

    Counter point: its just a modern greek epic about a great man who kills a god and ascends to demi god hood then has to join the other gods in olympus. Jack frost is just a northern wind spirit

  • @nullus8717
    @nullus8717 Před 3 lety +3

    Funny, I was watching the first one with my little sister the other night and thought about Knowledge Hub's 2000s Disney movies video.

  • @jarlbregadan914
    @jarlbregadan914 Před 3 lety +2

    I love how you always find corruption and darkness in the most banale things, Tyler.

  • @worldlycashmoneyenterprises

    I like the part when robot tool time tim allen says he got a buzz drinking hot cocoa it killed me. Santa Clause 2 is my favorite.

  • @SpiralSine6
    @SpiralSine6 Před 3 lety +9

    “This doesn’t seem as ‘descending into madness’ as I was expecting it to b- oh *there* it is!”

  • @benservey9295
    @benservey9295 Před 2 lety +3

    I have seen the first and third movie in this trilogy many times. I didn't realize there was a second. I know I never saw it because I would have remembered fascist santa.

  • @RojoFern
    @RojoFern Před 3 lety +3

    Tim Allen santa targeting a coast guard C-130 with the north pole's ballistic missile arsenal at the beginning of film no 2 is the best moment in the history of the moving picture.

  • @-jamin-8135
    @-jamin-8135 Před 3 lety +2

    I was just rewatching these with my family and they are certainly something

  • @darkpaw1522
    @darkpaw1522 Před rokem +1

    I like how in all 3 films they kill Santa Clause. Twice in the last film.

  • @JohnDoe-ns5su
    @JohnDoe-ns5su Před 3 lety +3

    You should do a video on Icelandic Christmas folklore. Some of their folktale’s are wild.

  • @_pascalwittwer
    @_pascalwittwer Před 3 lety +1

    That title made my entire fucking week. Props to you, KnowledgeHub.

  • @Spartan117xxxxxx
    @Spartan117xxxxxx Před 3 lety

    I love these types of videos so much. Thank you

  • @skydaplaya6
    @skydaplaya6 Před 3 lety

    Watching the pre-video ad and I’m already so stoked for this video!!!

  • @Kaizuka-eg9fd
    @Kaizuka-eg9fd Před 3 lety +1

    I remember watching these on tv when I was younger and loving them, hearing about them again makes me realize you shouldnt revisit your childhood favorites

  • @tituslafrombois1164
    @tituslafrombois1164 Před 3 lety +1

    I always assumed Santa magic made parents think they bought those presents

  • @thomaswilson3696
    @thomaswilson3696 Před 3 lety +1

    Your videos make deficating all the more satisfying- in a very... VERY good way :)

  • @TacticalAnt420
    @TacticalAnt420 Před 3 lety +5

    I like the fact that you put karl marx as Santa Claus...
    I mean if the soviet union was still there, they would surely have did that.

  • @Zowiettr
    @Zowiettr Před 3 lety

    that the santa clause 2 movie trailer was at the beginning of my lion king vhs as a kid so your use of it is literally the funniest shit ive seen all day thanks

  • @lordmanatee439
    @lordmanatee439 Před 3 lety +1

    Tim Allen kills a man, is given immortality, creates a dictator robot clone of himself, kills the clone, is forced to make a woman marry him, canonically fucks at least twice, kidnaps his inlaws, pretends to be Canadian, faces off against an evil winter spirit, and kills Jack Frost.

  • @arakano
    @arakano Před 2 lety +1

    Great. I have more questions that I never thought I'd have.
    1. What happened to the previous Mrs. Claus?
    2. Why couldn't Jack Frost just kill Allen Claus in the present instead of having to go all the way to the past?

  • @nicholasabraham8082
    @nicholasabraham8082 Před 3 lety +2

    Larry King: How do you explain Tim Allen?
    Tyler: Proceeds to make video

  • @locustwolf
    @locustwolf Před 3 lety +1

    Honestly I have zero idea what my wife buys anyone for Xmas from "us," so Santa could totally pull that shit and I would never notice.

  • @NamelessGamer29
    @NamelessGamer29 Před 3 lety +1

    Congrats on the 800k subs!!

  • @sirnickels9979
    @sirnickels9979 Před 3 lety +1

    I love how the elfs aren't sad seeing a new Santa. Seems like they weren't happy with the old one

  • @IronCoffin23
    @IronCoffin23 Před 3 lety +1

    I'm surprised you didn't address the concerns the second film raises, which is to say what happened to the previous Santa Clauses wife? If Santa dies, does she suddenly perish as well? Does she cease to exist? Is this something the wives of Santas are made aware of when they entire into the eternal Mrs. Clause contract? Did the elves realize that the previous Santa had shuffled off his mortal coil, and fall upon Mrs. Clause, ripping her to shreds? The question has kept me awake at night for years.

  • @lewatoaofair2522
    @lewatoaofair2522 Před 3 lety +8

    7:02 What is this W̶i̶n̶n̶i̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶P̶o̶o̶h̶ Xi Jinping animated film?

  • @osmankovacevic6135
    @osmankovacevic6135 Před 8 měsíci +1

    This i just a movie about how a business man who is a bad character can change regular people's perspective of his character if he clothes himself in the suit of a "charity". It's like Bill Gates story arch with Bill and Melinda foundation being the Santa Claus archetype.

  • @willson5120
    @willson5120 Před 3 lety +1

    Haven't laughed this hard in a while thank you for that great vid

  • @3goCh0sis
    @3goCh0sis Před 3 lety +3

    Remember when this was a history channel?

  • @hugs4drugs205
    @hugs4drugs205 Před 2 lety +1

    This home improvement holiday special is wild

  • @midas9197
    @midas9197 Před 3 lety +83

    The Christmas movie with the most world building

    • @gp8189
      @gp8189 Před 3 lety +4

      Christmas Chronicles 2 might have it beat also it might be the worst movie I've ever seen

    • @4rtie
      @4rtie Před 3 lety +4

      Nah, the Rankin/Bass holiday cinematic universe is arguably more complex

    • @Septimus_ii
      @Septimus_ii Před 3 lety +2

      You kinda have to in order to bulk out a sequel and a sequel to a sequel

    • @alw2839
      @alw2839 Před 3 lety

      @@4rtie What?

    • @4rtie
      @4rtie Před 3 lety

      @@alw2839 there’s this magical thing called a “search engine” you can use for when you don’t know what something is. It’s usually even built into web browsers’ search bars nowadays!

  • @TheRatMan
    @TheRatMan Před 3 lety +1

    Both of you and Davo making Tim Allen Santa Clause shitposts is not something I entirely expected

  • @chunkystains8950
    @chunkystains8950 Před 3 lety +1

    I actually think The Santa Clause 1 would still be a top Christmas hit if the other two sequels didn't muddy the waters of it's story.

  • @toastedrabbids8670
    @toastedrabbids8670 Před 3 lety +2

    I sure do this Santa Claus doesnt believe that evolution is fake

  • @MrChupacabra555
    @MrChupacabra555 Před 3 lety

    3:15 : so....."You Keep What You Kill" from 'Chronicles of Riddick' then?
    Now all I can picture is Riddick dressed up as Santa, making some very EXTREME Christmas deliveries! ^_^

  • @Boredman567
    @Boredman567 Před 3 lety +1

    After Tim Allen kills the unarmed trespasser on their roof, he is charged with murder and develops an eating disorder to cope, gaining a ton of weight. Eventually, he's convicted and his son now has to deal with an absent father. He develops the Santa narrative to cope, and eventually his dad gets paroled and comes to see them again. They try to get his life back on track and he begins slimming down, but he ends up running off with the school principal and moves far away, again leaving his family.

  • @jenzzuffer
    @jenzzuffer Před 3 lety +1

    please just never stop making content. where ever you go you bring us entertainment

  • @dildonius
    @dildonius Před 3 lety

    Heheh. "Tim 'The Shaggy Dog' Allen." Reminds me of how when my hair would get to a certain length, my dad would call me "The Shaggy D.A." in reference to the film of the same name, which was the sequel to _The Shaggy Dog._

  • @zeroperator
    @zeroperator Před 3 lety +1

    Davo made his Santa clause the 2 video and Tyler said, I can do more

  • @ErdrickHero
    @ErdrickHero Před 3 lety +1

    Listen to your inner voice, Tim Allen.

  • @TickleMeSenpai
    @TickleMeSenpai Před 3 lety +1

    Let us endeavor this holiday season, to bow low before our corporate overlords, ever thankful for our endless greed

  • @scottishbananaclan
    @scottishbananaclan Před 3 lety +4

    Santa Clause 1: A new Clause
    Santa Clause 2: Revenge of the bot(s)
    Santa Clause 3: *n o t i m e t o d i e*

  • @tsukiyo2161
    @tsukiyo2161 Před 3 lety +5

    I remember watching these as a kid and went back to them on Disney + it was more enjoyable as a kid

  • @FidgetTheMidget8P
    @FidgetTheMidget8P Před 3 lety +1

    This is the second video I've seen today that uses Nietzche's quote but for Santa
    2020 Christmas season is best Christmas season

  • @mafiousbj
    @mafiousbj Před 3 lety +1

    That Santa was trespassing, he got what he deserved **Florida Man noises**

  • @Makarosc
    @Makarosc Před 3 lety

    Yelling at a guy on your roof causing him to fall to his death accidentally is barely manslaughter

  • @PennTankerGuy
    @PennTankerGuy Před 3 lety

    "Where do they think it came from???"
    I love how his act kinda dies down a bit, just due to the sheer confusion.

  • @altoid2097
    @altoid2097 Před rokem +1

    I gotta wonder... if Santa had to be married, what happened to the wife of Santa who, ya know, fell of the roof? Was she like exiled or turned into a peasant?

  • @christianali5431
    @christianali5431 Před 3 lety +2

    Does Santa Claus movies should have been rise of the guardians, with a bit of extra comedy. At least that’s how I see it.

  • @finjackson4883
    @finjackson4883 Před 3 lety

    Literally just finished a marathon of these films

  • @zjschulling
    @zjschulling Před 3 lety

    Fun fact: in the origional script Tim Allen shoots Santa thinking he's a home intruder but it was later deemed that this idea wasn't kid friendly

  • @yayhay1
    @yayhay1 Před 3 lety +22

    Imagine if the Jim Kerry grinch was in this movie trilogy