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  • čas přidán 7. 11. 2019
  • Team Trees is a initiative to raise $20 million dollars to plant 20 million trees by the first of January. I then Decided what if I do some tree planting of my own and that was when it hit me... What game do we most closely associate as a forestry tycoon simulator?? OF COURSE PRISON ARCHITECT!! The situation is just perfect. So today we are going to sit down with The Spiffing Brit and watch as he starts Planting 20 MILLION TREES IN PRISON ARCHITECT. Honestly we are taking a prison building simulator and just turning it into a sandbox forestry tycoon instead.
    For this video I will be pledging a donation on behalf of you the lovely people who have supported the video. For each like 10 cents will be donated to plant a tree. The final quantity will be added up on the 1st of December and I will pledge a donation on behalf of the communi-tea. Please remember this is not my donation this is my donation on behalf of you!!
    If you are feeling super generous feel free to also do a pledge here: teamtrees.org/
    This video is going to be packed with funny clips in a montage style of british humor!
    If you enjoyed this then check out my other 100 stat man and perfectly balanced game series videos!
    It is also rather similar to Robbaz , Valefisk and RT Game in style of content!
    So sit back relax and enjoy this Prison Architect Exploit and Challenge!
    My Fantastic Merchandise From Spiff Co:
    freshmerch.fm/collections/spi...
    Patreon: / spiffing
    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
    Discord: / discord
    Title: Planting 20 MILLION TREES IN PRISON ARCHITECT SIMULATOR - #TeamTrees + game exploit = Profit??
    #funny #PrisonArcitect #TeamTrees
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  • @TheLemonyOne
    @TheLemonyOne Před 4 lety +606

    spiff: doesn't want to pay $10,000
    also spiff: has to pay $5,000

  • @Kserks96
    @Kserks96 Před 4 lety +1253

    Everyone:
    "Lets plant 20mil trees"
    Some British men:
    *Let's sell 20mil tree trunk*

    • @akatoshslayer7599
      @akatoshslayer7599 Před 4 lety +58

      That reminds me of the story of an Indian man planting thousands of trees each year to stop the erosion of an island which a million or so people live on. Fifteen years after he started the erosion problem was minimized so a bunch of people on the island started chopping the trees down to sell.

    • @cachezspremiers8987
      @cachezspremiers8987 Před 4 lety +4

      england is leaving EU

    • @Kserks96
      @Kserks96 Před 4 lety +1

      @@cachezspremiers8987 but im not from England 🤔

    • @MartII89NL
      @MartII89NL Před 4 lety +4

      Profit!!!!!

    • @cachezspremiers8987
      @cachezspremiers8987 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Kserks96 but im from sweden

  • @tigerboy1024
    @tigerboy1024 Před 4 lety +403

    New theory, spiff isn’t sponsored by yorkshire tea gold, he’s the owner of the company.

  • @minerman60101
    @minerman60101 Před 4 lety +370

    Other CZcamsrs: "Donate $10 and plant 10 trees!"
    Spiff: "Give me one like and plant 1/10 of a tree!"
    The choice is obvious.

  • @LDGPhobia
    @LDGPhobia Před 4 lety +2413

    Let’s break spif’s bank so he has to do a “real live is perfectly balanced” video

    • @rumplstiltztinkerstein
      @rumplstiltztinkerstein Před 4 lety +86

      step one: buy 100 thousand dollars worth of some new electronic currency out there.
      step two: spend some more making ads about how that new currency made so many people rich
      step three: sell all the currency you bought for double or triple the value for all the idiots that are buying this useless currency that they think will make them rich.

    • @enjoythelife1
      @enjoythelife1 Před 4 lety +3

      I need to see this

    • @X2yt
      @X2yt Před 4 lety +20

      I've suddenly got an urge to drink a cup of Yorkshire tea.

    • @gamiezion
      @gamiezion Před 4 lety +19

      are you daft? he will 100 statman himself right through the fabric of space time, proving once and for all it is "perfectly balanced".

    • @Narinjas
      @Narinjas Před 4 lety +2

      10 free likes = 1 tree .... we have to get this the most liked video on YT. (Would be nice to have 20000000 likes for 2000000 trees)

  • @btsombra
    @btsombra Před 4 lety +403

    Spiff: Plant 20 millions trees in prison architect
    Also spiff: deforests a large area to plant trees

    • @anthonyromanelli1392
      @anthonyromanelli1392 Před 4 lety +28

      Gotta spend trees to make trees

    • @ChloeDaVoir
      @ChloeDaVoir Před 4 lety +1

      A small price to pay for saving the planet

    • @catchampjade
      @catchampjade Před 4 lety +7

      What most people dont understand is there are two types of forestry companies and most of them arnt that bad
      those who only focus on imensely short term profit hack down a peice of land and sell it
      and those who focus on long term profit and sustanability and cut down and replant trees doing essentially nothing bad
      its that first short term money grab companies that ruin almost every industry because they are cheap and hard to compete with

    • @Doomfullord
      @Doomfullord Před 4 lety +3

      Interesting thing about that. Growing a tree and then cutting it down and repeating is a good way to fight CO2 in the atmosphere. They store it in their biomass, and as long as you don't put it back into the air (say by burning it) it stays there. Its sort of interesting. The oil and coal we burn is essentially us putting CO2 that was once in the air back into the air.

    • @geemcspankinson
      @geemcspankinson Před 4 lety

      @@catchampjade
      They still fuck up the ecosystem by removing dead plants, but it's still than nothing.

  • @lukasrosberg1334
    @lukasrosberg1334 Před 4 lety +204

    "I don't have that much power." -The Spiffing Brit
    Says the man that in the summer of 2019 had the power to crash Valves economic sharts in to the floor.

  • @larskrohn8075
    @larskrohn8075 Před 4 lety +14

    Used to live in Canada, moved to the UK in September based solely on the spiffing brit. And my god he was right about Yorkshire gold. Best beverage.

  • @bobsyouruncle9271
    @bobsyouruncle9271 Před 4 lety +613

    Spiff:plants 20 million trees in prison architect
    Also spiff: makes a loging business

  • @bengreen699
    @bengreen699 Před 4 lety +163

    “Explain why you want to save the environment”
    I got one reason and one reason only
    We kinda need the environment to grow tea...
    Better get going lads, those trees won’t plant themselves

    • @DerryplaysXd
      @DerryplaysXd Před 4 lety +1

      Yuh and some herretic coffee too

    • @StalwartTirith
      @StalwartTirith Před 4 lety +2

      Your logic is absolutely perfect.

    • @Cythan
      @Cythan Před 4 lety

      Does tea grow on trees we can make more tea and trees

    • @szarekhthesilent2047
      @szarekhthesilent2047 Před 4 lety

      Every m^2 of land that is reforested cannot by used to grow coffee beans...

    • @ShotIntoOblivion
      @ShotIntoOblivion Před 4 lety

      the will plant them selves har har

  • @TheRealCatCatCat
    @TheRealCatCatCat Před 4 lety +164

    "glorious land claiming - it always brings a tear to my eye"
    a tea-r to your eye?

  • @spencerpaynter-repay9496
    @spencerpaynter-repay9496 Před 4 lety +73

    “Welcome to the communi-tea”
    -The Spiffing Brit

  • @YouMakeMyMotorRun
    @YouMakeMyMotorRun Před 4 lety +343

    "Why would you want to save the world?"
    "Because I'm one of the idiots who live in it!"
    So yeah, the reasoning is pretty logical.

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie Před 4 lety +8

      The reasoning is not logical at all. And the world is fine, it's the humans that will perish, but the world will still be there. It's just us that won't. So it's not saving the planet, or the world at all. Saying such is complete lunacy.
      And last time I checked, the oxygen levels won't deplete below 20% ever, we have too much of that pesky green algae and photosynthesizing plankton in the oceans that it will never occur, oh and let's not mention that pesky little fern, Azolla Azolla, which spreads faster than a cold in a daycare center. The plant for which being the single reason for why we have such insanely high levels of oxygen in the first place.
      Even more so, the levels of CO2 is ridiculously tiny, it's not even .05% of our atmosphere, people are freaking out over nothing. And planting trees will do nothing but drain water from the soil. Sure they will stop erosion but grass would suffice for that.

    • @YouMakeMyMotorRun
      @YouMakeMyMotorRun Před 4 lety +14

      @@livedandletdie Uh... yeah, first of all, it was a joke. Second of all... yeah, trying to be nonchalant about the (huge) possibility that we are affecting the environment more than the Earth can really take is quite absurd, and it doesn't make you look as cool as you believe it does.
      But hey, we can keep on denying the overall rising of temperatures, degrading of soil, enormous forest fires, desertization and extinction of species if you like. We can also deny the moon landing and stop vaccinating our children while we're at it.

    • @FriendlyArchpriest
      @FriendlyArchpriest Před 4 lety +4

      I want to kill off humanity so that no more leftism and social justice can be done! Those are the worst sins, rapists and murderers have nothing on leftists and sjws!

    • @Diana-ny4bc
      @Diana-ny4bc Před 4 lety +1

      ​@@livedandletdie It's a quote. Forgot where it originated, but I've heard it before. The know it all attitude you use is quite irritating for the common person, and was quite unnecessary for this specific comment. Regardless if Ever Wanderer believed what they quoted, or not for this situation. A not so serious comment doesn't require a serious reply.

    • @robertwozniak7263
      @robertwozniak7263 Před 4 lety +2

      @@YouMakeMyMotorRun (comment removed)

  • @Sir_Murderstein
    @Sir_Murderstein Před 4 lety +112

    "17 canibalistic remaining interns" - made my day. Love your vids mate. Keep it up!

  • @De-us
    @De-us Před 4 lety +13

    "why do you want to save the earth?"
    "Because I'm one of the idiot who lives in it!"

  • @F100cTomas
    @F100cTomas Před 4 lety +7

    I like how he cuts a whole rainforest to make a tree plantation

  • @KaptainCnucklz
    @KaptainCnucklz Před 4 lety +150

    "Reverend Doctor Sir Spiff of Sealand."
    I forgot how many titles you've bough as sub goals and I love being reminded.

    • @bumblingbureaucrat6110
      @bumblingbureaucrat6110 Před 4 lety +2

      What about making him Count, Duke, and Earl?

    • @CED99
      @CED99 Před 4 lety

      @@bumblingbureaucrat6110 well with enough likes anything is possible - spread the video to your friends and tell them to smash like!

  • @MortalMostly
    @MortalMostly Před 4 lety +127

    Bude Tunnel is the most English thing I have ever seen...
    Anyway, what did the Queen say? Is she on board?

  • @constitution7167
    @constitution7167 Před 4 lety +56

    Spif: "I will plant 20 million trees!"
    Also spif: **Cuts down way more and replants them and then cuts them down again**

  • @RynRobitske
    @RynRobitske Před 4 lety +33

    Spiff: I'm going to plant 20 million trees, because you have to protect the planet.
    Me: But the Empire...
    Spiff: *proceeds to clearcut the entire map to make land for planting more trees*
    Me: Ah... Carry on then.

  • @swadianknight9394
    @swadianknight9394 Před 4 lety +169

    Im still amazed how he buys the pictures and replaces the watermark with his own

    • @frigdal
      @frigdal Před 4 lety +51

      He actually asked us if we wanted some watermarks still in after he had trouble with the picture company. And the communitea said yes.

    • @MattNeufy
      @MattNeufy Před 4 lety +21

      This communitea and channel are honestly both so great

    • @theburntcookieshub5803
      @theburntcookieshub5803 Před 4 lety +16

      Yeah we all voted. Man I remember that.. Nostalgia haha. It just is so much more charming with the fake watermark honestly

    • @StreifelXP
      @StreifelXP Před 4 lety +4

      It took me like 5 of his videos to realize he was doing that its so well done it just looks like a normal water mark

    • @frigdal
      @frigdal Před 4 lety +6

      @@AnadiaShark well at the start of the channel he was using watermarked images from a stock company. And he got a few strikes when he started growing bigger. So he had to buy the license to make it right. But he was scared he would have to close the channel so there even is another one rdy with a lot of subscribers that he started if he ever needed to switch

  • @SirCross
    @SirCross Před 4 lety +62

    "Hire Prisoners"
    Yes, that's what's happening

    • @I_like_big_bombs
      @I_like_big_bombs Před 4 lety +1

      The Spiff Police are "Legally Arresting" "criminals" who they find around.

    • @CrystaTiBoha
      @CrystaTiBoha Před 4 lety +3

      @@I_like_big_bombs Keywords: "Surprise Employment Recruitment", "Indefinite Reeducation Trip", "Volunteered for Active Holiday", "Socially-consciously Vacationed"

  • @alexf686
    @alexf686 Před 4 lety +2

    Another amazing video, and this time for a great cause. I also enjoyed it was more wtf than usual, and I'll be sure to visit the Bude tunnel next time I come to the UK !

  • @ashman2023
    @ashman2023 Před 4 lety +3

    Thank you for donating dude, you rock!

  • @ChampionUnknown
    @ChampionUnknown Před 4 lety +92

    Spiff: *Doesn't get sponsored by Yorkshire tea.*
    Also Spiff: *Creates tea tree empire.* "Fine, I'll do it myself."

  • @johnstief9494
    @johnstief9494 Před 4 lety +68

    'I am the Spiff, I speak for the trees, let's get logging and have some tea'

  • @mojoman94
    @mojoman94 Před 4 lety +2

    Thank you for helping save the planet spiff!! I dig your channel, your hilarious. Keep doing what your doing bro :)

  • @iMeatbag
    @iMeatbag Před 4 lety +4

    Honestly Spif, you're one of my favourite gaming channels to watch. Keep on keeping on!

  • @rifflerunderhill7006
    @rifflerunderhill7006 Před 4 lety +41

    Omg I legit wanna check the Tunnel out!

    • @rifflerunderhill7006
      @rifflerunderhill7006 Před 4 lety

      @@thespiffingbrit It is now officially on my list, just like how this video is now on my FB timeline to share. Well done good Sir!

  • @wishbone4038
    @wishbone4038 Před 4 lety +13

    Spiff: doesnt want to pay 10k
    Spiff fans: *Gets this video to 100k likes*

  • @MatriarchBritarnya
    @MatriarchBritarnya Před 4 lety +2

    Saw you in my recommended videos once when the steam sale was going on, been addicted to your voice and your game-plays ever since. Thank you very much for providing us this joyous content.

  • @ryansammons7832
    @ryansammons7832 Před 4 lety

    Props on you for doing this man. Love your videos.

  • @jackgriffiths8889
    @jackgriffiths8889 Před 4 lety +5

    Only recently found your channel and I’m having a good old time watching all your videos. Keep em coming Brit

  • @lorenzodcigognini8592
    @lorenzodcigognini8592 Před 4 lety +20

    8:31 As a brazilian I can relate to that affirmation

  • @CalebHawn
    @CalebHawn Před 4 lety +10

    14/10 IGN would watch again.
    I'm so glad that Spiff took like a day explaining the absolute meme that is the Bude Tunnel. We should all go there in Decemboo when Spiff reaches 1M subs.

  • @nickcortes9390
    @nickcortes9390 Před 4 lety

    Quite a donation building up here Spiff. Thanks to you and everyone for making it happen! Trees are amazing and I love the concept of more of them in the world!

  • @thomaspearson4385
    @thomaspearson4385 Před 4 lety +4

    I was having a really bad day, I was just mad at everything and everyone, but then I watch this video, I'm so happy now. Thank you so much Spiffing, thank you!

  • @thecakecore232
    @thecakecore232 Před 4 lety +34

    Yay finally some Spiff to go with this tea!
    Sadly not Yorkshire Gold though, : (
    Also, you should do Kerbal Space program and colonize the universe

  • @therealestatewhisperer4806

    Spiffing sir you have a fantastic channel! My children appreciate your donation.

  • @rainbowjesster
    @rainbowjesster Před 4 lety +46

    I have indeed been to the Bude tunnel myself and the reviews honestly don't do it justice. Please Spiff, you must go.
    P.s it's B-u-de not B-oo-de ;)

    • @MongooseTacticool
      @MongooseTacticool Před 4 lety +3

      As a wescountry lad I was thinking the same lol

    • @jamesarthur67
      @jamesarthur67 Před 4 lety

      Why would Spiff know about the tunnel? XD also I agree, it’s B-u-de

  • @yalldrinktea
    @yalldrinktea Před 4 lety +15

    "It's just all gone a bit pear-shaped love"
    You know what, I think you might just be onto something there

  • @daapf8232
    @daapf8232 Před 4 lety +6

    Spiff's Donation is a PERFECTLY BALANCED CALCULATION WITH NO EXPLOITS (infinit money donation glitch + broken Spiff)
    All you need to do is telling everyone you know to like the video and have a nice cup of Yorkshire Tea while doing so.

  • @peteraugu
    @peteraugu Před 4 lety +1

    Love your channel even more after this vid.... we are many who share your concerns for our beautiful world :) Great content.

  • @MarcDLange
    @MarcDLange Před 4 lety

    I think your content is absolutely top notch. You are really entertaining. Keep it up.

  • @Transformers2Fan1
    @Transformers2Fan1 Před 4 lety +3

    Thing is, repeatedly planting and harvesting trees is actually *good* for the environment. If you keep pollution to a minimum whilst harvesting, then each tree grown and harvested has stored a lot of carbon. As long as storing and/or using the harvested tree doesn't release the carbon (such as when burning) then you have a net loss in the atmosphere of CO2 (which is a good thing, we want it lower).

  • @harlequin2584
    @harlequin2584 Před 4 lety +12

    Spiff: loads up new video
    Yorkshire Tea: Stonk!

  • @AustenBrown7
    @AustenBrown7 Před 4 lety

    Ey Spiffing Brit. You're incredible. I became a fan this year. You deserve nothing but the best.

  • @megalopath
    @megalopath Před 4 lety +1

    Spiff, I just merely enjoyed your videos until now. Now, I respect you man. Thanks for being a decent human being!

  • @sircthulhu2781
    @sircthulhu2781 Před 4 lety +9

    "Well, bugger." The perfect quintessential British response.

  • @BobBobson
    @BobBobson Před 4 lety +18

    "Sometimes the best helping hand in life is to just start with an absolutely ridiculous amount of things" like dollars.

  • @BearusAurelius
    @BearusAurelius Před 4 lety

    I had never even considering coming to the UK until I saw this bit about the Bude Tunnel. What an absolutely marvelous attraction.

  • @Stonie23
    @Stonie23 Před 4 lety +1

    wow, 60+k views and almost 20k upvotes. I think that is one of the best ratios I've ever seen. keep up the entertaining work :)

  • @AceWolf456
    @AceWolf456 Před 4 lety +3

    Thank you, Spiff! I wanted to donate to Team Trees, but my bank is in the red. So thank you for letting me help, even if it is only 1/10 of a tree, it’s better than what I would have been able to give otherwise.

  • @RoinDanton
    @RoinDanton Před 4 lety +17

    We have to protect the environment because it gives us tea.

  • @guidojacobs2002
    @guidojacobs2002 Před 4 lety +1

    I'm liking this for the Bude Tunnel, the donation is simply a bonus.

  • @informitas0117
    @informitas0117 Před 4 lety

    Ofcourse I already knew about the legendary Bude Tunnel. Good on you for educating the masses.

  • @thisguy00
    @thisguy00 Před 4 lety +5

    Saw the notification and all I could say was "F!@# YES!" more tea tree farming!

  • @holyloli69420
    @holyloli69420 Před 4 lety +147

    *There are people ahead*
    _Open The Gate_
    *They are British army*
    _Close The Gate_
    *They bring tea with them*
    _What...tea?_
    *Yeah, Yorkshire tea*
    _Open the gate a little_

    • @jaxusr235
      @jaxusr235 Před 4 lety +6

      Yorha Lolibot *They have Yorkshire Tea Gold*

    • @thnecromaniac
      @thnecromaniac Před 4 lety +2

      This would be 100% commercial if Yorkshire Tea came to America

    • @michaelcoe5628
      @michaelcoe5628 Před 4 lety

      @@thnecromaniac Giant Eagle in Pennsylvania and Ohio carry Yorkshire Tea in their tea and coffee department. :D

    • @sand0decker
      @sand0decker Před 4 lety

      As a Canadian, the gate was open for them and we had our tea kettles already warming up to greet our humble overlords.
      God Save The Queen

    • @thnecromaniac
      @thnecromaniac Před 4 lety

      Michael Coe mass market America

  • @samuelpage5660
    @samuelpage5660 Před 4 lety

    Hey Spiff, this is great bc currently in Australia we are dealing with horrific fires and the worst drought in our history and trees can help stop the drought

  • @rhunicdwarflord5849
    @rhunicdwarflord5849 Před 4 lety

    Thanks for giving a shout out to my all time favourite holiday spot Bude

  • @pauloandrade925
    @pauloandrade925 Před 4 lety +6

    I havent laughed so hard in a month. Spiff you mad tea lover you are amazing.
    VIVA COFFE.

  • @kasper8501
    @kasper8501 Před 4 lety +6

    Yorkshire Tea and spiffing brit is a perfectly balancing evening

  • @skippykishi5632
    @skippykishi5632 Před 4 lety

    Spiff, this video was so good I decided to join lol! Well done!

  • @MrWordcraft
    @MrWordcraft Před 4 lety +1

    Much love, Spiff! ❤

  • @vortensis
    @vortensis Před 4 lety +11

    "I simply don't have that power"
    Not yet Spiff... Not yet...

  • @SIRUNOWN
    @SIRUNOWN Před 4 lety +6

    Spiffing: *Plants trees in Prison Architect*
    Me: "Hey I've seen this one!"
    Spiffing: "What do you mean you've seen this? It's brand new."

  • @SerrahOnTheHunt
    @SerrahOnTheHunt Před 4 lety

    Respect to you, Spiff, for using your own money and not just a sponsor's!
    (Not to downplay the contributions of others, but it takes some guts to risk your finances like this)

  • @xholyacucmarinex
    @xholyacucmarinex Před 4 lety

    Hahaha fun stuff! I LOVE IT (there yah go spiff, you got my positive comment}

  • @LS-gc8bj
    @LS-gc8bj Před 4 lety +48

    Me: really wants to give the video a like
    Also Me: Doesn't want the nice british man to become poor

    • @CED99
      @CED99 Před 4 lety

      He has the CZcams lootz plus the patreons... he'll be fine. Smash like!

    • @johnnysheetz4107
      @johnnysheetz4107 Před 4 lety +1

      Poor mans at 4800 dollars so far

  • @LukeBlueFiveYT
    @LukeBlueFiveYT Před 4 lety +9

    As someone who's lived most of my life in Texas, I appreciated the joke at 8:30. XD

  • @Sock66
    @Sock66 Před 4 lety

    Dear sir, the bit where you leaned away from the mic and checked your basement totally not a slave pen and noticed the remaining seventeen now cannibal minions made me ligitimately laugh out loud. Very well done. Keep up the good work

  • @girafantifa
    @girafantifa Před 4 lety

    Thanks for acknowledging the potato we have as a president Spif! Shout out from Brazil!

  • @danegrant6101
    @danegrant6101 Před 4 lety +5

    Why was I expecting a cave when you first mentioned the Bude Tunnel? 😂 😂

    • @makeda6530
      @makeda6530 Před 4 lety

      I too expected a catacomb-like location.

  • @thnecromaniac
    @thnecromaniac Před 4 lety +4

    I care much for the forest, the forest is where I feel comfortable, when in a forest, I gain a since of peace that never appears to me when I’m away from the world of nature. The forest, jungle, and anywhere with a good cluster of trees, and other plants is vary important to my wellbeing, and the lives of every living creature with gills, and/or lungs.

  • @wsmith7918
    @wsmith7918 Před 4 lety

    The Bude Tunnel really makes you feel like wind doesnt exist. It has a little bit of something for everyone.
    8/10

  • @gabrielbernardesw.9564

    I get it Spif, winter is comming. Good luck, or better, come to the Summer in Brazil!

  • @spiedi7272
    @spiedi7272 Před 4 lety +3

    I LOVE YOU AND YOUR DAMN DIALECT

  • @caronrader8262
    @caronrader8262 Před 4 lety +8

    Spiff: I'm not that rich
    Us 1 day later: I'm so sorry little one

  • @metodoinstinto
    @metodoinstinto Před 3 lety

    8:26 I'm Brazilian and I approve this joke. SUBSCRIBED.

  • @hyperpotion3805
    @hyperpotion3805 Před 4 lety

    You are brilliant and so are your videos.

  • @fredrikkirderf2907
    @fredrikkirderf2907 Před 4 lety +16

    all along the true exploit was sustainable tree farming.

  • @JNCressey
    @JNCressey Před 4 lety +8

    "Not slept for 2 days"
    "Wonder why people need 48 hours sleep"
    XD

  • @joshdasmif
    @joshdasmif Před 4 lety

    A net plus for the environment, nice one spiff

  • @OfficialMadman1429
    @OfficialMadman1429 Před 4 lety

    God I hope you hit 1,000,000 subs before January

  • @monkeydragonson9851
    @monkeydragonson9851 Před 4 lety +10

    *planting trees in prison architect* “wait, I know you”

  • @bigk99999
    @bigk99999 Před 4 lety +24

    We need to plant more trees so next generations have something to cut and make some $. Greetings from Poland. Keep the games comming

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie Před 4 lety +2

      That's actually a more logical and sane reason for why you should plant more trees, seeing as the wood industry is one of the biggest industries in the world. Just ask Sweden, which main export is wood.
      The environment doesn't really care about CO2 levels, the plants would as a matter of fact love 5 or 10 times more CO2, however if we really wanted to minimize the Greenhouse gas effect, we should rather produce more CO2 so that plants doesn't waste as much water, seeing as the more water trapped in the soil instead of forming clouds, would actually cool down the planet more, seeing as Water is 45 times more effective a greenhouse gas than CO2 which as a matter of fact is the least effective gas for heat trapping. And seeing as water is 2.5% of our atmosphere... It's quite clear to see that if we lowered that percentage, that the temperature would sink.
      Oh and let's not mention all the gases no one speaks about such as Sulfurhexafluoride which are 3600 times more efficient at heat trapping than CO2...

  • @Joell5678
    @Joell5678 Před 4 lety

    Mehhhh Trees...
    I am just here to help you! I enjoy the media and entertainment that you provide. Thank you

  • @petiram
    @petiram Před 4 lety

    tphoogh.. massive gloves XD spiffy so funny - Queenie agrees in laughter

  • @ben1356
    @ben1356 Před 4 lety +8

    "Hire prisoners" -Spiff 2019

  • @voxbury
    @voxbury Před 4 lety +30

    "14 unpaid internship I store in my basement..." Well that just sounds like slavery with extra steps.

    • @Devadas44
      @Devadas44 Před 4 lety

      And just like Rick you're hiding a lot, like cannibalism.

  • @engineeringtehmetals
    @engineeringtehmetals Před 4 lety

    You're awesome! I hope CZcams's BS stops soon and you have more money!

  • @acbeaumo
    @acbeaumo Před 4 lety +1

    Every time CZcams recommends a Spiff video: Time to put on the kettle!

  • @darlanvalente7790
    @darlanvalente7790 Před 4 lety +6

    8:38 I, as a Brazilian, think that both of that descriptions fit perfectly on our dear Bozo.

  • @Snakedude4life
    @Snakedude4life Před 4 lety +18

    20 million trees? I SLEEP.
    20 million TEA trees? DEADASS!
    NO STEP ON SNEK!🐍

    • @cameronscott9399
      @cameronscott9399 Před 4 lety +1

      Snek monch bred

    • @helsingS_
      @helsingS_ Před 4 lety

      Ok you didn't say anything about not takeing the snake and giveing it a nice enclosure so.

    • @joshdasmif
      @joshdasmif Před 4 lety

      As high as British austerity are we now.

  • @ChestCandy
    @ChestCandy Před 4 lety +1

    Spiff, you can actually set your delivery zone at the top of the road and have the exports zone below it. This allows delivery trucks to arrive with trees, drop them off, then pick up logs on the way out. Really helps with the traffic.

  • @ryanstackhouse1130
    @ryanstackhouse1130 Před 4 lety +2

    An experienced planter can site, screef, load, and plug a seedling once every 2.5 to 3 seconds for somewhere between two to fifteen cents gross per tree. Just in case you need a backup plan for all the likes.

  • @The_Keeper
    @The_Keeper Před 4 lety +14

    "Flat earth supporting Potato-Gremlin" 😂😂😂
    I'll have to remember that one.

  • @lFaceOfBread
    @lFaceOfBread Před 4 lety +4

    That moment when you're sipping a cup of joe and the spiff dog starts his crazed tea ramblings.

  • @oxybe
    @oxybe Před 4 lety

    You know what Spiff? I will have myself a cup of tea!

  • @CapnGoblin
    @CapnGoblin Před 4 lety

    Love this spiff! Rip the tea fund for the British empire 2 electric boogaloo for queen Liz