ROLLER COASTER TYCOON No Exit Challenge - IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS

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  • čas přidán 29. 07. 2020
  • Welcome back to Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 one of the greatest roller coaster tycoons ever created and also one of the first! Of course Spiff is going to be ignoring all of the rules and logic with building roller coasters and theme parks and instead playing the strangest game of Open RCT2 yet. The Spiffing Brit will be trying to win the Game without settling a city! That's right a No City Exit Only Challenge! Is it even possible to win a game without placing down your settler and getting one city. Well it turns out Spiff has found a way! So is Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 a perfectly balanced game WITH NO EXPLOITS, Except for the No Exit Challenge?
    So sit back and watch as the spiffing brit tests to see if Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if the No exit Challenge is broken!! How can you even loose a game of RCT2 without letting your guests leave the park!
    This video game exploit video will be jam packed with a best bits funny moments montage style of editing similar to that of Valefisk, Robbaz and RTgame. So sit back relax and grab a cup of tea to enjoy with the spiffing brit!
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    Patreon: / spiffing
    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
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    Title: ROLLER COASTER TYCOON No Exit Challenge - IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS
    Last video Title: NO CITY WIN ONLY CHALLENGE - CIV 6 Is A Perfectly Balanced game WITH NO EXPLOITS Except Maori
    #Funny #Exploit #Tycoon
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  • @macra_
    @macra_ Před 3 lety +3214

    Come to Spifftopia, it's the most fun you'll have in your life!!
    (Please note: this may be the last fun you will have in your life as there is a very small (99%) chance you will die)

    • @atocanboi409
      @atocanboi409 Před 3 lety +36

      Spiffed Away theme park

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug Před 3 lety +25

      Come to Spifftopia; it's the most fun you'll have in your life!!*
      Two sentences that support one another should be combined with a semi-colon, not a comma.

    • @RaijinStormWing
      @RaijinStormWing Před 3 lety +14

      It's a party that never ends, with a host that never dies!

    • @scorn787
      @scorn787 Před 3 lety +7

      Unless they're immortal then they will die in the park. It is inevitable.

    • @awokensleeper
      @awokensleeper Před 3 lety +11

      Hotel California but it's a theme park ran by a brit

  • @aleclewis4894
    @aleclewis4894 Před 3 lety +2927

    My dad would do a playthrough of one of the scenarios, with the goal of trying to get as many people in the park as possible. (We didn't know about the no-exit feature, so this was done properly)
    Once the scenario was over, he would place down many free balloon stands so that as many people as possible would have balloons. Once that was done, he would systematically delete the pathways in the park, slowly corralling all of the guests together until they end up on a single tile, usually suspended a few layers above the ground. Finally, he would put a single tile of water below the path, and delete the final piece of path, dropping thousands of people to their watery demise.
    People with balloons will release them when they drown, so you would get a cloud of thousands of balloons floating away for a minute before they all burst in an ear-shattering "POP".

    • @ryangallagher8194
      @ryangallagher8194 Před 3 lety +449

      That somehow reminds me of how I would pick up guests and toss them far, far, far out into the wilderness, and see how long it took their pathing to bring them back to society. Some never did.

    • @WickerOctopus
      @WickerOctopus Před 3 lety +303

      This was the most horrific thing I’ve read today. Nice.

    • @ranaghast
      @ranaghast Před 3 lety +81

      Beautiful

    • @alyshay82597
      @alyshay82597 Před 3 lety +117

      Reminds me of my childhood, almost brought a tear to my eye

    • @smatchimo645
      @smatchimo645 Před 3 lety +81

      here I was thinking I was a monster for dropping those 2 lazy ass janitors into the lake :(

  • @HurricaneBlade1
    @HurricaneBlade1 Před 3 lety +451

    Visitor: "Wait... it's all Mr. Bone's Wild Ride?"
    Spiff, locking the gates to Spifftopia: "Always has been, chap."

    • @Taedrin
      @Taedrin Před 3 lety +25

      I want to get off Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.

    • @HurricaneBlade1
      @HurricaneBlade1 Před 3 lety +16

      We all want to get off Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.

    • @milanstevic8424
      @milanstevic8424 Před 3 lety +6

      We all want to get off Mr. Boner's Wild Ride.

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh Před 3 lety +10

      I like to get off on Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.

    • @perverse_ince
      @perverse_ince Před 3 lety +8

      The ride never ends

  • @MattBradyrules
    @MattBradyrules Před 2 lety +172

    I loved visiting Spifftopia park! In no way did I ever feel threatened while I was there, it was as lovely as a freshly brewed cup of tea!

  • @volaalov6254
    @volaalov6254 Před 2 lety +171

    Honestly RCT2 is still one of the best looking videogames out there. No, it's not technically impressive but it has timeless style.

    • @ward360lol
      @ward360lol Před rokem +6

      definitely ahead of it's time. RCT ran so Planet Coaster could sprint

    • @AliRadicali
      @AliRadicali Před rokem +5

      Many of these older games' visuals still hold up because the designers/artists put in a lot of painstaking work to make the most of the limited palette and pixels/polygons available to them.
      With many modern games on the other hand, it feels like they choose that retro pixel look out of laziness, so they can say "stop whining, we made the game look like that on purpose, because nostalgia, see?". Very little effort is made to optimise the designs to whatever arbitrary limitations they set for themselves, so the end result isn't timeless, it's just ugly-on-purpose.

  • @virtualfaxy
    @virtualfaxy Před 3 lety +596

    "Man cannot survive off of just spiral slide alone" -The Spiffing Brit 2020

  • @blubbartron8404
    @blubbartron8404 Před 3 lety +840

    I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.

  • @volcanic0321
    @volcanic0321 Před 3 lety +83

    “Ladies and gentlemen” counter: 22
    “Ladies and gentlemen” per minute: 1.503

    • @mel0dicHarp
      @mel0dicHarp Před 3 lety +7

      *minutes per ladies and gentlemen: 1.5
      L&G per minute: 0.666
      🤔 an auspicious number

  • @JordanGauvreau
    @JordanGauvreau Před rokem +21

    RCT and RCT2 still hold up. Chris Sawyer is a legend, wrote the game in assembly code basically alone. Frontier made a great entry with RCT3. Atari threw the franchise in a dumpster and set it on fire. Thanks god Frontier came in clutch with Planet Coaster.
    Edit: Forgot to also shout out the amazing people behind OpenRCT2, they've also put in so much work to keep the game relevant and bringing it to the modern age. Also Marcel Vos is amazing.

  • @vbi_kun
    @vbi_kun Před 3 lety +339

    "as beautiful as a potato wearing make-up can be"
    Me, an Irish lad: What a beauty.

  • @eugenm6287
    @eugenm6287 Před 3 lety +1524

    AI like: I escaped the park after 4 years nearly dead eating nothing but candy. it was nice, thinking of going back there with my family....

    • @marcus5044
      @marcus5044 Před 3 lety +27

      Pffft like they would escape

    • @EdgarRenje
      @EdgarRenje Před 3 lety +28

      "Nice adventure"

    • @acidicvideos8733
      @acidicvideos8733 Před 2 lety +3

      I’m actually really disappointed in this comment section. I thought his viewers were of a mature age but sadly I’m mistaken.

    • @eugenm6287
      @eugenm6287 Před 2 lety +30

      @@acidicvideos8733Yes, no fun allowed here. LET ME SEE THE MANAGER!

    • @acidicvideos8733
      @acidicvideos8733 Před 2 lety

      @@eugenm6287 theirs fun then theirs acting like a autistic child wanting attention.

  • @Davivd2
    @Davivd2 Před 3 lety +73

    I worked at Six Flags Magic Mountain. Purgatory is such an appropriate name. I was once stopped from leaving the park by a security guard and detained, nearly jumped by 7 other guards, then ultimately was threatened to be told to leave. At which point I laughed at the guard screaming at me, because I was simply trying to walk out the gate the entire time. So this video makes me laugh and is quite accurate.

  • @kingvexthefirst
    @kingvexthefirst Před rokem +19

    Spifftopia is super fun! I am actually here as we're speaking, I haven't left in 23 years because I am not allow- I mean it's just too fun! In no way is it threatening at all!

  • @acdbrn2000
    @acdbrn2000 Před 3 lety +588

    Spiff : “Before you say this website is completely bogus... this is IGN”
    Everyone : still waiting to hear why the website is not completely bogus.

    • @SchemeTintFocus
      @SchemeTintFocus Před 3 lety +4

      I did buy it on gog, for the nostalgia

    • @RokenIsDodelijkOfzo
      @RokenIsDodelijkOfzo Před 3 lety +8

      It’s ign, in 2002

    • @Molotov_Milkshake
      @Molotov_Milkshake Před rokem

      I mean 'IGN' was the punchline, so not sure wtf you're waiting for.

    • @susu5331
      @susu5331 Před rokem +1

      @@Molotov_Milkshake He probably meant that IGN was not a very trustworthy source (as of today of course)

    • @Cool20xis
      @Cool20xis Před rokem

      @@Molotov_Milkshake Clearly, this joke just wooshed way over your head.
      4 out of 10, Too much water.

  • @Baleur
    @Baleur Před 3 lety +344

    This is like an AI overlord taking "care" of humans.
    Food, check. Water, check. Toilets, check.
    Fun? Check. HAVE FUN HUMANS. HAVE FUN 24/7! THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT!

    • @aspirer4017
      @aspirer4017 Před 3 lety +19

      Free will is over rated so this is fine

    • @thomasrush2095
      @thomasrush2095 Před 3 lety +10

      You somehow failed to mention the sharks...

    • @milanstevic8424
      @milanstevic8424 Před 3 lety +8

      For some reason we need Schwarzenegger's voice to read that comment word by word. We really do.
      *DIS IS WAHT YOU WAHNT!*

    • @RogueAmarice
      @RogueAmarice Před 3 lety +1

      This is what the Matrix 1.0 looked like.

  • @seriousshenanigans7609
    @seriousshenanigans7609 Před 3 lety +77

    Goes to the bank for the loan.
    Banker: So what are you going to use this loan for?
    The Spriffing Brit: So hear me out there is this exploit...

  • @DaGrubb97
    @DaGrubb97 Před 2 lety +44

    I love the wonderful Spifftopia park, it was just a blast the last time we visited. Plenty of rides to ride and excellent manage. I am in no way being threatened by park management and this review is 100% authentic

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 Před 3 lety +200

    >RTGame walks into a British theme park.
    RTGame: "Why do I hear boss music?"

  • @ertrick3693
    @ertrick3693 Před 3 lety +277

    "RT Game is trapped in purgatory"
    You mean to imply he wasn't the gatekeeper and host of that place?

  • @zachhamilton456
    @zachhamilton456 Před 2 lety +20

    The amount of early weekend mornings back in early 2000s loading up RCT 1/2 without remembering to turn my volume down. I always clenched when it started blasting that intro music and I was scared of waking my mom up. I remember reading about the closed signs back then too and always did that. I am so glad you put this in here because it brings out so many memories.

  • @kyledewitt4941
    @kyledewitt4941 Před 2 lety +8

    I came close to dying when he said "There is something charming and endearing about convincing people to go on a ride which just moments before they boarded it flew off its own rails and murdered a queue of 14 people.... Produce rollercoasters enough lateral g's to separate skin from the human body" paraphrased a bit but my God... I remember doing the first part of intentionally test crashing coasters then convincing people to go on it with the placement of a single brake.

  • @blablaproducties
    @blablaproducties Před 3 lety +443

    Spiff: wondering why a exploit is in the game
    Me: Wondering how tf someone found out that by placing 4 stacks of 15 layers of a random scenery, placing the worst ride over it and save it to his desktop is even a exploit

    • @Taolan8472
      @Taolan8472 Před 3 lety +87

      By accident. The guy who discovered this stacked themed terrain to try and min-max bonuses, then discovered entirely by accident that the swamp terrain specifically cloned itself if the stack was 15 or greater.

  • @eros5420
    @eros5420 Před 3 lety +422

    Cursed Swamps are literally why all the best theme parks are in Florida.

    • @Peztllence
      @Peztllence Před 3 lety +10

      Can confirm as a floridian

    • @jaketheberge1970
      @jaketheberge1970 Před 3 lety +14

      Ah but was the swamp cursed before or after the theme parks were built? I'm not saying it's Walt Disney's fault but I very much want it to be true.

    • @demikus
      @demikus Před 3 lety +4

      hey I can't completely judge since I've never been to any parks in Florida, but Cedar Point up in Ohio is Fantastic, I would say the best.

    • @dankcatsmemes9219
      @dankcatsmemes9219 Před 3 lety +3

      Demi Viral is there a dead body in your park

    • @eros5420
      @eros5420 Před 3 lety +1

      @@demikus Does it have a cursed swamp?

  • @Ryyi23
    @Ryyi23 Před 2 lety +15

    I remember when I first discovered that you could place No Entry signs and peeps would actually obey the sign. Unfortunately, those signs don't prevent peeps from leaving in RCT3.

  • @PSkullKidDnazen
    @PSkullKidDnazen Před rokem +8

    Ah, the glorious times when you could get complete, extremely fun games inside your cereal

  • @UndeadHavoc1
    @UndeadHavoc1 Před 3 lety +43

    Oh my gosh, I loved the Spiffventures themepark!
    It was so aggressively unthreatening and whimsical!
    They don't bother with nuanced "requirements" like safety belts or bars, and every ride is riddled with character, what with the rickety support beams - so exciting!
    The sleeping arrangements are to die for, as well - so rustic!
    I particularly enjoyed the Shark Tank show, where people were selected (at random I'm pretty sure, the lucky buggers) and comically deposited into a large pool of water filled with sharks!
    I tell ya, that Spiffing gent sure knows how to draw a crowd!
    The best bit of all is that we never have to leave!

  • @trevorsmith470
    @trevorsmith470 Před 3 lety +98

    "Purgatory, much like the real thing, costs about £
    45 to enter"
    *Protestant reformation intensifies*

  • @masterofthecontinuum
    @masterofthecontinuum Před 3 lety +12

    I want to get off Mr. Spiff's Wild Ride.

  • @nikkihstokes
    @nikkihstokes Před 2 lety +1

    My number 1, absolute favourite game of all time. So glad you're breaking it. Makes me nostalgic, maybe I should crack it out and try your exploits. So good!

  • @karlcollitt7760
    @karlcollitt7760 Před 3 lety +80

    "I personally recommend this to the Queen. She was impressed that I did not feel in any way scared during my life in spifftopia"

  • @Tomoyodaidoji
    @Tomoyodaidoji Před 3 lety +94

    "It's 18 years old, technically this game can go to a pub and buy a pint if it really wanted to."
    It will need to after this video. I am positive.

  • @danielwilcox8916
    @danielwilcox8916 Před 3 lety +10

    Spiff makes such entertaining videos that I don't feel at all threatened in watching.

  • @domino7179
    @domino7179 Před 3 lety +37

    Game is 18 years old: "Can buy a pint"
    Me: Laughs in American

    • @v1iist
      @v1iist Před 3 lety +6

      You mean cry since you have to be 21?

    • @mariamejia936
      @mariamejia936 Před 2 lety

      @@v1iist american drinking culture is why kts dangerous to drive. Repeat offenders being given their licenses back. We zhould raise it here only because of idiot adults from cops to judges letting drunk vehicular murderers get away with it multiple times

  • @WishedWash
    @WishedWash Před 3 lety +324

    Spiff: "It's 18, it can go to the pub and order a pint of beer!"
    Americans: Wait that's illegal

    • @BeegtymeRawkstah
      @BeegtymeRawkstah Před 3 lety +22

      It's not illegal for an 18-year-old to order a beer. It's illegal to serve it to him.

    • @hunterromano5562
      @hunterromano5562 Před 3 lety +7

      Depends on the state. There are a lot of caveats to the age restriction.

    • @kylemilford8758
      @kylemilford8758 Před 3 lety +13

      Americans grow up far slower than those across the pond though

    • @phitc4242
      @phitc4242 Před 3 lety +2

      @@niklas3677 work comes before fun, no? you gotta hit what you want to hit

    • @Rjinsi667
      @Rjinsi667 Před 3 lety +4

      You're missing the point: the game was published in October. So it is, ath the time this video was published, not quite yet legal to drink!

  • @B1rday
    @B1rday Před 3 lety +95

    'they've been here since March and they haven't left for 4 months"
    Wow spiff hitting close to home much?

    • @Greenjeepclub
      @Greenjeepclub Před 3 lety +4

      He would need to drop down a few Mask Stalls, and add signs around the park stating "Stay 6ft (1.82m) apart".

  • @nightlytunes
    @nightlytunes Před 3 lety +1

    I discovered you today through the youtube suggestions. Watched a few of your videos and i absolutely love your humor and personality. I find myself laughing constantly. Keep up the great entertaining work

  • @scotttaylor7146
    @scotttaylor7146 Před 2 lety +50

    Blocking off the exit doesn't work. You'll notice by the end of the video no people are spawning in and the park rating is at 0. Guests also have a "need" to leave the park after a random amount of time, and the longer it takes them to leave the angrier they will be. Considering this basically caps the amount of people in your park, and most challenges require a park rating of several hundred in addition to guest numbers, the strategy will fail every time.
    Unless, of course, you put the no exit sign down close to the finish date so that you can take advantage of the small boost in guests right at the end before the people trying to leave get angry enough to tank the park rating.

    • @Bonde7280
      @Bonde7280 Před 2 lety +8

      Also people that wants to leave does not use the shops, and lowering the entrance fee does not make more people visit. For a big park like this visitors will use as much money as they spawned with.

    • @mbgal7758
      @mbgal7758 Před 2 lety +2

      I was about to say the same thing. Once they decide to leave the park they’re not going to spend any more money or do anything except try to leave so blocking the exit is pointless. When they can’t find the park exit that kills the park rating and then no new people want to come because the park rating is low.

    • @hatyyy
      @hatyyy Před rokem

      but that doesn't matter, locking innocent families up is fun

    • @alex_zetsu
      @alex_zetsu Před rokem

      Wait if the captive guests can't spend money once they need to loeave, how did this work? He got all the way to June.

  • @vixual4412
    @vixual4412 Před 3 lety +442

    Just hearing his accent instantly puts me in a exploitative mood.

  • @Alpha001TMP
    @Alpha001TMP Před 3 lety +60

    Bought this game near the release date: still play it to this day.
    A timeless classic.

    • @Hunted0LessShirt
      @Hunted0LessShirt Před 3 lety +1

      Every couple years I play RCT1 for a few weeks and always have a fantastic time.
      My favourite version of this is having one half of the park full of great rides and stuff then having the exits for all those rides point to the other half of the park, the half with the pay-to-pee toilets and terrifying cotton candy creatures and of course, no connecting paths back to the entrances of the rides or in fact the exit to the park.

    • @EnchantingWings1
      @EnchantingWings1 Před rokem

      I'm more partial to Open RCT2 version as it actually runs on my computer without crashing.
      I still love the original version. Loved 3 for the ability to "be" on the rollercoaster.

  • @dokwalk621
    @dokwalk621 Před 2 lety +8

    holy crap, the nostalgia hahah i always just did the free to build park and went nuts

  • @samsungsama6767
    @samsungsama6767 Před 2 lety +7

    I absolutely love the Spifftopia park! It was a very thrilling and enjoying experience, and the security I admit is the best feature of the park!

  • @travis3571
    @travis3571 Před 3 lety +149

    "imagine being in a park for over half a day!?"
    Disneyland says hi

    • @drogenfeld
      @drogenfeld Před 3 lety +3

      or literally any park with the option to sleep there

    • @valderon3692
      @valderon3692 Před 3 lety +4

      @@drogenfeld My local amusement park was open for 15 hours a day pre covid. I don't think I've ever gone for less than 10-11 hours. So more than half a day sounds like a normal experience to me...

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu Před 3 lety +2

      At least spiff did TRY to let someone out. Once.

    • @selenagamya1612
      @selenagamya1612 Před 3 lety +5

      Admission is expensive, so you bet your ass I'm getting as much as I can out of it.

    • @drogenfeld
      @drogenfeld Před 3 lety

      @@valderon3692 I visit not such filthy places, hence my knowledge, or degree to care, seems deemed to be rather insignificant.

  • @Enforcer6k
    @Enforcer6k Před 3 lety +65

    "We're now in June, and no one has left the park"
    What fresh hell has 2020 wrought upon us?

    • @Ironica82
      @Ironica82 Před 3 lety

      Well...this is the best "self quarantine" tactic for 2020 👍

  • @infernoking1354
    @infernoking1354 Před 2 lety +2

    This was one of the best theme parks I’ve been to,a nice man with a gun even held my bags for and wallet for me, and another gave me some really expensive flour

  • @BAN3FromNoWhere
    @BAN3FromNoWhere Před 3 lety +5

    Spiff, loved the video, but you forgot the absolute easiest exploit! The one square hedge maze! Slap down one square of hedge maze, give it an entrance and an exit, and they'll pay almost anything to go through it. For bonus points, have it exit to an unconnected section of park that they can't leave.

  • @projectiledysfunction
    @projectiledysfunction Před 3 lety +164

    “This game is 18 years old it can go to a pub and get a pint!” cries in american.

    • @matteoraso8240
      @matteoraso8240 Před 3 lety +29

      Old enough to die at war, not old enough to have a beer!

    • @smatchimo645
      @smatchimo645 Před 3 lety +3

      F in chat for our responsible drinking age

    • @konobuzoggu239
      @konobuzoggu239 Před 3 lety +1

      responsible drinking age, yet can drive a car
      then again, in Japan you can't legally smoke until you're 21

    • @stevenhunley9486
      @stevenhunley9486 Před 3 lety +1

      @@konobuzoggu239 At least in michigan (not sure if its national) they did increase the smoking age to 21 this year.

    • @kylemilford8758
      @kylemilford8758 Před 3 lety

      @@stevenhunley9486 yeah, Missouri also 21 for alcohol and all tobacco

  • @PaxIesus
    @PaxIesus Před 3 lety +31

    Even hearing Spiff's plans for "Spiffventures," I would still, 100% go to that "park"/deathtrap.
    10/10, would be conned again.

    • @blackcitadel9
      @blackcitadel9 Před 3 lety +4

      Is it a con if Spiff does exactly what he said he would?

    • @PaxIesus
      @PaxIesus Před 3 lety +3

      @@blackcitadel9 Fair point.

  • @androiduk
    @androiduk Před 2 lety +2

    Been playing this game for years. Never gets old

  • @ChanceKearns
    @ChanceKearns Před 3 lety +84

    The food place shouldve been called “Burgatory”

    • @Sylfa
      @Sylfa Před 3 lety +6

      There's a village in Norway called Hell, doesn't mean anything bad in Norwegian ofc. Though... There's a burger place called "Hell's Drive-In" along the main road.
      At least it did some 25 years ago when we drove past on a family road trip around Norway.
      And yes, it had flames around the sign.

  • @BowmakerFox
    @BowmakerFox Před 3 lety +233

    "You can check out any time you like..."
    " *but you can never leave* "
    -Hotel california

    • @Hunne2303
      @Hunne2303 Před 3 lety +11

      ...they stab it with their steely knifes, but they just can't kill the Spiff....should've used that Skyrim fork instead :p

    • @Clararomanovitz
      @Clararomanovitz Před 3 lety +1

      *Outro starts to play*

  • @JordanBeagle
    @JordanBeagle Před 3 lety +1

    The nostalgia was real with this one mate, thanks for sharing

  • @MistrChocolate
    @MistrChocolate Před rokem

    This is the first video I've ever watched of yours, two years ago, and it got me hooked on your content. 🤣

  • @umoreira2008
    @umoreira2008 Před 3 lety +92

    "You can never leave."
    *Hotel California intensifies*

  • @daffydwagstaff4627
    @daffydwagstaff4627 Před 3 lety +31

    Spiff: "Oh god, I'm evil!
    God: "Hey, don't bring me into this!"

  • @ArturoGuevaralml
    @ArturoGuevaralml Před 3 lety +1

    I love Spifftopia! Spiffy bois all round and tea in every corner!

  • @Bananahammock681
    @Bananahammock681 Před rokem +1

    I adored visiting Spifftopia, truly at no point was I ever left with a lingering sense of dread or threatened in any way, shape or form. I just... I really love that spiral slide man, it's beautiful!

    • @ProjectRedfoot
      @ProjectRedfoot Před rokem +1

      The Perfect Spiral (like in American football!)

  • @natekane1444
    @natekane1444 Před 3 lety +75

    This was my jam growing up.
    I usually just put a "Do Not Enter" sign at the entrance so they couldn't leave.
    Edit: Annndd there it is 27:00. Welp I was a cruel child who also played perfectly balanced games with no exploits.

  • @nerdprjncessshortsandstrea7843

    The VIP’s Review:
    “Excellent park overall, good food, fun rides, easy access to bathrooms, and an only mildly confusing layout. My only complaint is that the exit has been blocked off since I arrived, but I am sure they will get that fixed soon.”

    • @johart309
      @johart309 Před 3 dny

      written 100's of times on all walls in the park with (his own?) blood while maniacally laughing (not only) because of lacks of proper sleep, healthcare and the ability to leave.

  • @Orncaex
    @Orncaex Před 2 lety

    I liked this Video so much that it was Liked before I even hit the button. By the way great tea!

  • @kingnolos666
    @kingnolos666 Před 2 lety +4

    Played this for years and loved it decades ago.
    H a d no idea so many loop holes. Wanting to replay now.

  • @DrErikNefarious
    @DrErikNefarious Před 3 lety +21

    I want to get off Mr. Spiff's Wild Ride

    • @burgeridiot
      @burgeridiot Před 3 lety

      unless you bhop

    • @emptyhusk150
      @emptyhusk150 Před 3 lety +3

      the ride never ends

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian Před 3 lety +1

      @@burgeridiot is that like ihop only in Britain?

    • @SPerani
      @SPerani Před 3 lety

      @@burgeridiot Even if you die, you're stuck in Purgatory.

  • @Simon_Nyne
    @Simon_Nyne Před 3 lety +9

    This all reminds me of one of the earliest mechanic exploits I ever blundered into, on the game that inspired Chris Sawyer's better version, Bullfrog's Theme Park (sponsored by Midlands Bank in the UK version, seriously) - in the game, guests could play various arcade/stall games, but the only prize they ever got was cold hard cash (400, 800, 1200, 1600, 2000) - and you could set the price per play and the probability. So you'd hike the price up to maximum (998 per game), hike the probability up to maximum (100%), then throw the prize down to minimum (400) - as a result, everyone won, everyone was happy, and you'd snag a cool 598 off of everyone who played.

  • @khasanbekmalzagov6240
    @khasanbekmalzagov6240 Před 3 lety

    I so utterly love the Theme Park you created mister Spiff, it is the best one I have ever been to or seen, all hail Spifftopia

  • @edholmes8726
    @edholmes8726 Před 2 lety +2

    How did I miss this vid? One of my all time favourite games and the very base of my childhood too…

  • @ghostmaffle8231
    @ghostmaffle8231 Před 3 lety +20

    I love spifftopia, at no point did i feel in the slightest, but not limited to: scared, threatened, emotionally and/or psychologically harmed. It was quite fun.

  • @lucaslennan3356
    @lucaslennan3356 Před 3 lety +69

    "Oh it didn't delete the swamp goo.
    Oh no, it didn't delete the swamp goo!"
    Not 10 seconds later: "Oh that wasn't even the exploit! How did it get worse!?"

  • @Minkamurink
    @Minkamurink Před 2 lety

    Thank you for this video , this was my favorite game as a toddler I didn't even know what I was doing , mostly just drowning people but still I recently bought it for me and my wife and we play it regularly, one of the funnest games in the world .

  • @tylerparker4296
    @tylerparker4296 Před 3 lety

    I played this game all the time growing up. I had it on the disc on my family’s old dusty “pc”. I still play it all the time. And played Open RCT2 constantly throughout school and have the mobile game now and still pour hours into it. Aside from the nostalgia, it’s genuinely a great tycoon game and it deserves all the hype tbh

  • @MadnessIncVP
    @MadnessIncVP Před 3 lety +122

    _"RT Game, you're trapped in Purgatory!"_
    Also known as any time he records with Call Me Kevin.

  • @therealsonicfan123
    @therealsonicfan123 Před 3 lety +68

    Fun fact: Chris Sawyer wrote TTD, RCT 1, & RCT 2 in assembly.

  • @slowsteadysqueeze4246
    @slowsteadysqueeze4246 Před 3 lety +1

    Yeah I played this game while it was still a new release (2002-2004~ish) and still on the store shelves (yes, that was a thing back then too). I knew exactly which trick you were going to use to keep the people in the park the moment I saw this video title lol. I used to do that too... what I didn't know about was the swamp goo... Good memories, thanks Spiff!

  • @Warhawk76
    @Warhawk76 Před 3 lety

    "The most exciting thing since teabagging" and "welcome to the bone zone" perfect commentary delivered in the excellent British accent, love it!!

  • @patrickmuller4483
    @patrickmuller4483 Před 3 lety +46

    "It's amazing how the market has moved on (from content to graphics)."
    - Spiff 2020
    Yeah, pretty much.

    • @Novgord98
      @Novgord98 Před 3 lety +2

      Did he say the part within brackets or you just added your own opinion?

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L Před 3 lety +2

      @@Novgord98 he mentioned graphics before the quoted park but the other part is op’s interpretation

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 Před 3 lety +132

    "It can go out to the pub and buy a pint."
    *laughs in California 21-year-old age restriction.*

    • @ElectricBlueElectrum
      @ElectricBlueElectrum Před 3 lety +7

      Laughs in Cuba where alcohol is ileagal

    • @Gnarlf
      @Gnarlf Před 3 lety +3

      Laughs in german, where it can go out and buy the hard stuff in 3 months, since it alread had so many pints the last 2 years :P

    • @jasepoag8930
      @jasepoag8930 Před 3 lety +8

      Why specify California? That's the entire US.

    • @dijikstra8
      @dijikstra8 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ElectricBlueElectrum Huh? Have you ever been to Cuba? I can guarantee that alcohol is 100% legal.

    • @Hey-up5eo
      @Hey-up5eo Před 3 lety

      dijikstra8 I think you’ve just been
      R/woooosh-ed

  • @Limeocelot
    @Limeocelot Před rokem

    Roller coaster tycoon 2, my beloved. What a blast from the past, I love Spiff for making videos of old games

  • @martinfredskov6830
    @martinfredskov6830 Před 3 lety +7

    Would love to see what exploits you're able to find in Zoo Tycoon Complete Collection - I myself have done a few tests with Shark Tunnels, forcing guests to pay 3 times in order to get into your zoo

  • @cheer90099
    @cheer90099 Před 3 lety +262

    "this game could go to the pub and buy a pint"
    *sad American noises*

    • @oli-pr1xl
      @oli-pr1xl Před 3 lety +17

      Laughs in german

    • @geraintthomas4343
      @geraintthomas4343 Před 3 lety +36

      Look, just revoke that silly declaration of independence thing, submit to uk law and your 18 year olds can drink in the pub as is right and proper...

    • @chrismanuel9768
      @chrismanuel9768 Před 3 lety +6

      God I hate this country

    • @savlosavage
      @savlosavage Před 3 lety +3

      Lol while we ride around angry with guns and personalized vehicle plates .... Smh God America needs help ( yes Im a yank)

    • @masterofthecontinuum
      @masterofthecontinuum Před 3 lety

      Can someone explain the currency thing to an American? Do those 2 just use euro now or what?

  • @SlayerEndX13
    @SlayerEndX13 Před 3 lety +25

    Seeing the non-optimized paths to the rides is driving me up a wall.
    Also, a helpful tip -- if you make entering the park free, you can set the price of the rides to equal their entertainment value. You'll get more customers and a more consistent stream of revenue. So there's a way to optimize this. Also-Also, if you build trash cans and lamp posts while building your paths, you can speedrun your way to the Cleanest Park Award.
    EDIT: I did not wait until the end of the video before posting this. Cursed Swamp Speedrun is superior speedrun, clearly.

    • @matsv201
      @matsv201 Před 3 lety +4

      Or you make the ride free, have money of admission, the kick the guest out with the maze exploit.

    • @SlayerEndX13
      @SlayerEndX13 Před 3 lety +4

      @@matsv201 These are very exploitable games, yes...
      You can also make all the food in the park free, then make the bathrooms cost money. Put bathrooms next to the exits, and put food and drink stands next to the entrances, so guests will engorge themselves before hopping on a ride and pay a fortune to expel everything when they get off of it.

  • @ameerk4678
    @ameerk4678 Před 3 lety

    you just brought me to my childhood thank you :)

  • @GerrkPB
    @GerrkPB Před 3 lety

    i love spifftopia! so brilliant! not even the alligator laden swamps feel threatening at all!!

  • @jayshagsby342
    @jayshagsby342 Před 3 lety +41

    The only reason we know that we don’t live in a simulation is that Spiff has yet to release “Real Life is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” And come on, if he did a video on Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom Rehydrated, he would have done one on Real Life by now

    • @RanEncounter
      @RanEncounter Před 3 lety +4

      um there are many exploits IRL.

    • @superllama6768
      @superllama6768 Před 3 lety +5

      If he does a real life is a perfectly balanced game I’m going to alt f4 to get out of the simulation

    • @0g0mogosepikworld31
      @0g0mogosepikworld31 Před 3 lety +1

      1.58 million subscribers, yep he did that too

  • @nejitentenlee21
    @nejitentenlee21 Před 3 lety +64

    I think it’s the “Italian” police ride because the cars look like copyright friendly Minis being chased by police, like The Italian Job

    • @AnonyDave
      @AnonyDave Před 3 lety +5

      Looked like fiat 500s to me, but I wasn't looking closely

    • @nejitentenlee21
      @nejitentenlee21 Před 3 lety

      David Richmond it could have been, it’s not very detailed and the idea of the Italian job popped in my head so I could have just chosen to see it that wat

    • @amistrophy
      @amistrophy Před 3 lety +5

      T D well Italian police aren’t being recorded executing minorities in the streets so I’m not sure your political commentary even belongs here

    • @JohnDoe-on6ru
      @JohnDoe-on6ru Před 3 lety +2

      @@amistrophy I used to think like you until I learned to do my own research.

    • @amistrophy
      @amistrophy Před 3 lety

      @@JohnDoe-on6ru Give any group of people any sort of power to any degree, and they will abuse it. Goes for any police, US or Italian. Mix two groups of people in a room and there will be tension, worse, give one group more power. I do not think that Italy or any European country has racism at such a rampant level as the US, as there is more population density in Europe (cities are more demographically heterogeneous and often left leaning) , and rural areas which may cling closer to archaic tendencies happen to less prevalent.
      Furthermore, leadership in some European countries are also more centrist and less radical, with a few exceptions in the last few years.
      Although there are still brutal acts committed by police in Europe, they occur less often that similar/worse incidents in the US.

  • @Zoologhffc77
    @Zoologhffc77 Před 2 lety

    Aaahh I love these games. So fun to watch you abuse my childhood, and to be honest I come back to these games once in a while

  • @ashthebomb4554
    @ashthebomb4554 Před 2 lety +1

    Just how much I loved this video

  • @BennysGamingAttic
    @BennysGamingAttic Před 3 lety +64

    Spiff: "technically this game can go to the pub and order a drink"
    Me: *laughs in American*

    • @Raelarial
      @Raelarial Před 3 lety

      and me:taunts and teases americans by being canadian

    • @ifscho
      @ifscho Před 3 lety +6

      You mean "cries in American"?

    • @TheThiccestChungus
      @TheThiccestChungus Před 3 lety

      Me: laughs in danish

  • @Sir_Steven
    @Sir_Steven Před 3 lety +62

    As a wise skeleton once said: "The ride never ends."

  • @itsmoggintime
    @itsmoggintime Před 3 lety +1

    Just the tone of Spiff's voice while he sends peeps to their watery graves is just perfect

  • @tek4
    @tek4 Před 2 lety

    The psychotropic substance worked on me, and if I ever hear you do that again, i will almost certainly add my like and comment.
    This is a wild ride 🤣

  • @MichaelUrocyon
    @MichaelUrocyon Před 3 lety +27

    I remember figuring out how to trap guests when I was a kid. Hours of fun.
    Making a square of sadness was always my favorite thing to do. Guest accidentally wander in and can't leave.

    • @combrade-t
      @combrade-t Před 3 lety +3

      The Best Childhood activity, Making a Square of Sadness.

  • @kieranlane1377
    @kieranlane1377 Před 3 lety +7

    1:30
    Its simple, it's fun and it's stupid but most importantly there's no espace.
    Best quote of the year

  • @JordanBeagle
    @JordanBeagle Před 3 lety +1

    9:35 Ah yeah, this brings the nostalgia back! I actually like the oldschool graphics, adds to the early 2000's charm. Plus all the funny and terrifying decorations and stalls, brilliant!

  • @tylerrocksbjj
    @tylerrocksbjj Před rokem

    The park was amazing!! I loved the goo and the dea-super rides!

  • @Rainbow-Dash
    @Rainbow-Dash Před 3 lety +57

    When you realise this game is made whole in Assembly

  • @restorasenrisei9991
    @restorasenrisei9991 Před 3 lety +24

    "I want to go on something more thrilling..."
    Spiff - Builds a TWIST
    Me - _Actually_ facepalms.

  • @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock

    Your assessment of Chris Sawyer and his games is on point.

  • @druagablackhart621
    @druagablackhart621 Před rokem +3

    I'd like to see Spiff get their hands on Two Point Hospital (since they already did Two Point Campus recently) and let run loose on its systems and mechanics. I'd also like to see Spiff tackle some re-visitation on games that have been patched (like The Outer Worlds).
    Been binging Spiff's videos for nearly 3 days now(?) and I just love how broken the games become afterward xD

  • @corvianknight_caw
    @corvianknight_caw Před 3 lety +8

    A Dutch youtuber (Marcel Vos) 'specializes' in creating the longest possible rollercoaster rides. I believe his current record stands at 135 real-time years (so that means it takes even longer in game years). Not surprisingly he dubbed his creation The Century Coaster.

    • @corvianknight_caw
      @corvianknight_caw Před 3 lety +1

      Ah, I see you mention him at the end of your video xD.

    • @jakec9869
      @jakec9869 Před 2 lety

      How does he know it takes that long? Does he have a speed up mod or something?

  • @art3mis48
    @art3mis48 Před 3 lety +24

    "Just like real purgatory, it costs about 45 pounds to enter." That's hilarious!

  • @vawkwardbat
    @vawkwardbat Před 2 lety +5

    This game was one of my first "proper" games and it was incredible and still is. I just started playing it again :)

  • @EXC334
    @EXC334 Před 2 lety +1

    I love this video: definitely not threatened here or possessed by tea.