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  • @ItsAGundam
    @ItsAGundam  Před 2 měsíci +2413

    I have been blocked by over 90% of kotaku in the past week. Hugs & kisses HUGS & KISSES!

    • @lonewolfgames7779
      @lonewolfgames7779 Před 2 měsíci +152

      Wear it like a badge of Honor.

    • @imnotcreative2214
      @imnotcreative2214 Před 2 měsíci +40

      I would consider that a plus given that you speak for us about the state of the gaming industry.

    • @TPB129.
      @TPB129. Před 2 měsíci +22

      I've been waiting for a new video all week bro, based and funny as usual.

    • @enigmaodell6806
      @enigmaodell6806 Před 2 měsíci +10

      Mwah

    • @salatoretortilini5522
      @salatoretortilini5522 Před 2 měsíci +13

      What shall you ever do? Not getting your dose of political, racism, and gender in a game article

  • @Black_Revue
    @Black_Revue Před 2 měsíci +1354

    ...And NOTHING of Value was lost

    • @Hecarim420
      @Hecarim420 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Reversed miracle 👀ツ
      ==>
      Old 🍷 turned into old 🥛
      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @Kant3n
      @Kant3n Před 2 měsíci +23

      Imagine quitting your job after 5 months and expecting a hero's welcome.

    • @EhrenLoudermilk
      @EhrenLoudermilk Před 2 měsíci +13

      ​@@Kant3nmain character syndrome

    • @1ChristFollowingNerd
      @1ChristFollowingNerd Před 2 měsíci +9

      @@Kant3nlol narcissists do!

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 Před 2 měsíci +10

      Won't someone _please_ think of the lolcows?!

  • @fmsyntheses
    @fmsyntheses Před 2 měsíci +701

    Nothing scares games' journalists worse than having to write about videogames

    • @naamadossantossilva4736
      @naamadossantossilva4736 Před 2 měsíci +55

      I would say it's a distant second to actually playing videogames.

    • @kingleech16
      @kingleech16 Před 2 měsíci +34

      @@naamadossantossilva4736They have the mystical eldritch ability to write about games without ever having played them. A terrifying and awe-inspiring power indeed.

    • @DEichenberg
      @DEichenberg Před 2 měsíci +6

      They never finish a game because they are too pissed off 5 seconds into the opening cinematic. "No wheel chair bound paraplegic black lesbian satanists in this game?"

    • @derfalschejunge
      @derfalschejunge Před 2 měsíci +2

      That's the problem. How to write a bunch of game guides when they cannot even finish them.

    • @mrgreyman3358
      @mrgreyman3358 Před 2 měsíci +1

      now we know where all the gender studies failures went after college.

  • @Rembreiker_lychec9257
    @Rembreiker_lychec9257 Před 2 měsíci +1612

    Rest in piss Kotaku. They need to rename it, because its legacy has been blighted by woke activists.

    • @callmera0uf560
      @callmera0uf560 Před 2 měsíci +76

      i mean did it really have a legacy in the first place?

    • @Willrocs
      @Willrocs Před 2 měsíci +50

      @@callmera0uf560a legacy of shaking sand outta their snizz

    • @Gungrave123
      @Gungrave123 Před 2 měsíci +15

      Premature celebration at best

    • @adam.maqavoy
      @adam.maqavoy Před 2 měsíci +35

      Wont be missed. At all. ( in my eyes ) They did this too themselves

    • @paksoldat
      @paksoldat Před 2 měsíci +25

      Kotaku, legacy? Lol

  • @LivingFire_BurningFlame
    @LivingFire_BurningFlame Před 2 měsíci +969

    Ahh Kotaku... I'll never forget the day they and their buddies all decided that "Gamers are dead" and "Gamers don't have to be your audience".

    • @BoondockGore
      @BoondockGore Před 2 měsíci +119

      You think just cause you're a gamer, that games revolve around you?
      Yes

    • @darwinxavier3516
      @darwinxavier3516 Před 2 měsíci +54

      I can't wait for the headline "Talentless -journos- propagandists are dead" and "Grifters don't need to be employed".

    • @inendlesspain4724
      @inendlesspain4724 Před 2 měsíci +18

      The more I think about it the less sense it makes, besides the obvious.
      I get that the sentiment goes something along the lines of "the established community of what we now call 'gamers' should make way for casuals and people who don't play games because... inclusivity or something", but then those people, if successfully made to care about games, _would become_ gamers... so I don't get what they're getting at.

    • @trenchcoatdoggo5185
      @trenchcoatdoggo5185 Před 2 měsíci

      @@BoondockGore Yes

    • @darwinxavier3516
      @darwinxavier3516 Před 2 měsíci +24

      @@inendlesspain4724 The idea is that once the tourists take over, they can rewrite history and claim to be the ones who "fixed" the community.

  • @Jonathan_Collins
    @Jonathan_Collins Před 2 měsíci +1189

    Funny how so many of their writers are quitting because they now have to write about video games on a VIDEO GAME website.

    • @ethanwright752
      @ethanwright752 Před 2 měsíci

      50 guides, 7 writers. Thats 1 guide per day per writer. These sjw clowns are completely useless

    • @adam.maqavoy
      @adam.maqavoy Před 2 měsíci +48

      These video game journalists.. *Facepalm*

    • @e69alpha
      @e69alpha Před 2 měsíci

      Like is it a guide like gameguides? Gamefaqs step by step walk through? Cause if it is that means they have to play and complete a game

    • @judgedrekk2981
      @judgedrekk2981 Před 2 měsíci

      I do think it's all a test....
      they make a insane demand, fire the head and right away some will quit due to the firing and the insane demand
      as content rolls in I highly doubt they want stolen content, naww, they aren't enforcing an actual high output setup, it's there to weed out the losers, those who deliver but need time...again just a theory will be given time but those who keep throwing a tantrum will be let go, as all resistance stops then a new edict will, be handed down...
      it could be a way to weed out the losers but they still need to lose the name cus it's for sure tainted....
      like i'd never go there, I don't even watch their YT vids....I've accidentally clicked a few times and closed out right away and if i ever see the channel I say do not recommend and there's many channels I have to keep saying that for...
      anyways TL/DR I think G/O's plan is to weed out the remainder of the losers....

    • @BladeSerph
      @BladeSerph Před 2 měsíci +34

      Yup, people forgetting they got hired todo a JOB, not use it the same way they glue themselves to twitter.
      Seriously, i wanna have some time in the future, where effectively every major and middle social media platform gets `shut down` for an entire week, once a year, just to see what happens, likely `these` kind of people would self destruct because they have to actually focus on thar job or maybe being video game writers, spend atleast more then 5 seconds on a video game in a 1 week span and realize, they actually LIKE the game because they think they are somehow allergic to the idea of `liking` the material they are suppose to cover.
      ...Which at that point why the fk arent you just getting a job at a grocery store instead of `working` at the place you are supposedly allergic to.
      Because even the idea of them simply being stuck watching television with what might as well be no internet access to them, somehow feels like it would heal the internet in so many ways, if we actually had a FORCED PERIOD to cut such things off for a short while.
      Just goes to show avoiding twitter permanently was a healthy move for me, now if only the lunatics could remember there`s a thing called `Self-reflection` and even a micro-second of that would likely be fantastic for them.

  • @bassbunnylove
    @bassbunnylove Před 2 měsíci +415

    The girl in this thumbnail looks EXACTLY like this girl who stopped being friends with me in 2020 because of my "wrong think" 😂😂😂

    • @meatpuppet5036
      @meatpuppet5036 Před 2 měsíci

      She's wearing blue contacts, which as they always do, look weird and unnatural.
      Also shouldnt she get a SocJus demerit for upholding the Aryan ideal ?

    • @Thorn_416
      @Thorn_416 Před 2 měsíci +77

      Women LOVE being told how to think, and punishing those who dare counter signal it. The panopticon in full of brave, stunning, women 😂

    • @ItsAGundam
      @ItsAGundam  Před 2 měsíci +133

      Oh you filthy bigot.

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 Před 2 měsíci +58

      Acheivement Unlocked: Bullet Dodged

  • @PlayerOne.StartGame
    @PlayerOne.StartGame Před 2 měsíci +495

    If history repeats itself, Kotaku will follow DeadSpin, get sold off, and have every staff member fired. I can only hope.

    • @Juan-os4hs
      @Juan-os4hs Před 2 měsíci +15

      The value of zero,
      is still zero.

    • @daldladla
      @daldladla Před 2 měsíci +6

      This is very similar to what happened at Deadspin. I followed them to Defector but that writing style and their ideology unchecked on a sub site - just a cesspool

    • @buckrodgers1162
      @buckrodgers1162 Před 2 měsíci

      If history repeats itself, there will be a 'Defamation Civil Suite' against Kotaku, and it would just go completely non-existent. And humanity would lose nothing. Because 'tabloid journalism' is nothing more than a plague on the people that read it.

    • @paulmurgatroyd6372
      @paulmurgatroyd6372 Před 2 měsíci +6

      They want to write about anything except video games.

    • @dragonforks93
      @dragonforks93 Před 2 měsíci

      Unfortunately the wokies will learn nothing and will continue to fail upwards.

  • @Freddie7191
    @Freddie7191 Před 2 měsíci +326

    I like to imagine all the Kotaku writers crowding around a tv trying to figure out how to play Super Mario 64. They keep touching the screen but Mario won't move, so they just decide to give up and find new jobs.

    • @gamerkingdom1442
      @gamerkingdom1442 Před 2 měsíci +46

      …. I think even GAME BOY TETRIS would brake them…. 3 minutes in trying to play it, and they would go “Woke.Exe not responding”. 😅

    • @skibidi.G
      @skibidi.G Před 2 měsíci

      Yes, then they all have a spastic fit and go to the hospital because it was "too much racism and Nazism".

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 Před 2 měsíci +31

      @@gamerkingdom1442 "These blocks aren't diverse enough. Where's the circles?"

    • @GangsterFrankensteinComputer
      @GangsterFrankensteinComputer Před 2 měsíci +11

      like the N64 is the Monolith in 2001 but these apes don't evolve.

    • @fernandofaria2872
      @fernandofaria2872 Před 2 měsíci

      They'll just go back to sex work. Im not even joking, thats basically what alyssa said, lol.

  • @Interference22
    @Interference22 Před 2 měsíci +463

    "I'm quitting. This job is a nightmare. I hate my immediate superior. I'm going to announce this in a tweet and I need to think of an absolutely KILLER insult to tell my boss what I think."
    *Jim Spanfeller is a herb*
    "Nailed it."

    • @woldemunster9244
      @woldemunster9244 Před 2 měsíci +46

      But what herb? How do i become one myself?

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 Před 2 měsíci +51

      I honestly don't even know what that could even mean as an insult, but I'm about to start using it more often now. Just in time for a Resident Evil 5 remake, too.
      _"Chris, I need help! I need a hurrb! Thanks, partna!"_

    • @jasonsantiago6308
      @jasonsantiago6308 Před 2 měsíci +22

      ​@MarvinPowell1 It's an urban slang insult, we used it all the time as kids
      A herb is a nerd, uncool, "no rizz" by today's standards

    • @sheepherder911
      @sheepherder911 Před 2 měsíci +60

      ​@@jasonsantiago6308 ive never heard the term 'herb. It meant nerd? Why dont you just say nerd?

    • @Whiteshade
      @Whiteshade Před 2 měsíci +16

      @@sheepherder911 she is old I guess

  • @igodreamer7096
    @igodreamer7096 Před 2 měsíci +451

    Kotaku is kicking the bucket. Earth is really starting to healing, huh ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

    • @theghostofmaximumvolume3414
      @theghostofmaximumvolume3414 Před 2 měsíci +27

      Game journalist site dies: Youthful ignorance sees the world healing.
      1.2 Trillion dollar spending bill passes in Senate: Old man black-pill energy flows through my veins.

    • @meatpuppet5036
      @meatpuppet5036 Před 2 měsíci +9

      They'll all try go over the Grayson's site, so he'll be back to blowies for "journalism"

    • @leradmuiel7634
      @leradmuiel7634 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@theghostofmaximumvolume3414it’s how the world rolls. Monarchy was better imo.

  • @Nuck-Fo0bZz
    @Nuck-Fo0bZz Před 2 měsíci +266

    Back when the "fart huffing" episode of South Park came out, i thought it was a bit much. It couldn't have been more on point.

    • @idiotidiot5821
      @idiotidiot5821 Před 2 měsíci +22

      For years Ive been telling people seasons 7-11 of South Park are the most relevant right now. Wouldnt be surprised if that episode is in the middle there

    • @idiotidiot5821
      @idiotidiot5821 Před 2 měsíci +24

      Just checked and yup. Season 10 episode 2

    • @WhatIsMatter101
      @WhatIsMatter101 Před 2 měsíci +10

      The Death Camp of Intolerance back then was a surrealist take of the future. Now its reality.

  • @andljoy
    @andljoy Před 2 měsíci +200

    "Oh no, what happened? Oh no, how terrible! That's just awful, how terrible oh no!"

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Před 2 měsíci +18

      Count Dankula

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Před 2 měsíci +13

      ​@@n4ughty_knightthat's lady justice dankula to you!

    • @finfrog3237
      @finfrog3237 Před 2 měsíci +7

      ooooh, ...anyway

  • @greenraven22
    @greenraven22 Před 2 měsíci +180

    Kotaku Management: "You need to start writing game guides now."
    GAME Journalists: "That's not what I signed up for!!"

    • @skibidi.G
      @skibidi.G Před 2 měsíci +14

      Ahahaha, how sad 🥱 they all quit when asked to actually journalist on games.

    • @OLONOODLE
      @OLONOODLE Před 2 měsíci +1

      It's entrepreneurship dead? Why don't they put their money where their mouth is, and start their own website? They can find how popular their ideas are without the "big" kotaku name attached to them.

  • @Ragnorok657
    @Ragnorok657 Před 2 měsíci +146

    I still find it hilarious that they were told to work and then began to sweat.🤣🤣🤣

    • @mfntonberry
      @mfntonberry Před 2 měsíci +10

      I imagine they already sweat quite a bit.

    • @FleshWizard69420
      @FleshWizard69420 Před 2 měsíci +7

      ​@@mfntonberrythe chairs they've been sitting in all day are soaked

    • @Nobody-df4is
      @Nobody-df4is Před 2 měsíci +3

      And how hard can it be? Play games all day and write a couple of positive notes on the game?
      But nope, they rather write vile hit pieces on games and gamers in general. They're not right in the head guilt tripping gamers for enjoying games.

  • @nojuanatall3281
    @nojuanatall3281 Před 2 měsíci +227

    "Are you a better gamer than a 3rd grader?"
    The answer is no. No they are not.

    • @UniqueBreakfastTaco
      @UniqueBreakfastTaco Před 2 měsíci +14

      I still like watching the cup head video

    • @kingleech16
      @kingleech16 Před 2 měsíci +4

      To be fair, when I go back to some of the NES stuff from when I was a third grader, I feel extra old. Castlevania 1 and 3 are still fun, but 2 gives me a brain bleed. And Battletoads is a bastard.

    • @Juan-os4hs
      @Juan-os4hs Před 2 měsíci +6

      They're not even better gamers than kindergarteners...

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@kingleech16dont get me started on ninja gaiden

    • @PIB2000
      @PIB2000 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I'd love to see a game show where these hacks compete against children in a gaming competition.

  • @vitreous9738
    @vitreous9738 Před 2 měsíci +186

    Let it be known! DSP will outlive Kotaku!

    • @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
      @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it Před 2 měsíci +36

      At this point, I am sure DSP will be the last streamer standing.

    • @MaxiemumKarnage
      @MaxiemumKarnage Před 2 měsíci +4

      YES YES YES

    • @adam.maqavoy
      @adam.maqavoy Před 2 měsíci +1

      If you live on pluto, sure..!

    • @thrgg
      @thrgg Před 2 měsíci +10

      I actually think DSP is unintentionally hilarious and amazing for the world.

    • @hm5y
      @hm5y Před 2 měsíci +8

      Isnt DSP atleast more entertaining then kotaco? 😂

  • @Jonathan_Collins
    @Jonathan_Collins Před 2 měsíci +182

    I don't think Kotaku is ever making a comeback, especially since they sided with a certain consulting company.

    • @RogueXV
      @RogueXV Před 2 měsíci +4

      They never made a comeback from gamergate 1. Their web traffick has always been low and their CZcams video's average in low thousands. 😬😬

  • @GhostlyTheRabbit
    @GhostlyTheRabbit Před 2 měsíci +106

    Kotaku is like the spoiled milk in my fridge. That I forgot to throw away so it’s all chunky now.

    • @B.L.S.
      @B.L.S. Před 2 měsíci +4

      Just chew it!

    • @Xolcm
      @Xolcm Před 2 měsíci +4

      I played Persona 4 recently. If you drink it you can increase your courage.

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Před 2 měsíci +5

      More like spoiled soy "milk"

    • @pedrohenrique-et3fs
      @pedrohenrique-et3fs Před 2 měsíci +1

      that milk creating a small ecosystem in your fridge?

    • @ryanlevis7532
      @ryanlevis7532 Před 2 měsíci

      He's dead

  • @brayenmorrison3199
    @brayenmorrison3199 Před 2 měsíci +200

    Kotaku is possibly shutting down??
    Mhmmm, where's my popcorn?

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist Před 2 měsíci +2

      I guess they can always learn to code, eh?

    • @antonydrossos5719
      @antonydrossos5719 Před 2 měsíci +5

      @@Mereologistno, because coding is mathematical, and math is whyte supremacist

  • @beepboopbot
    @beepboopbot Před 2 měsíci +84

    The fact that these guys make almost double than your average retail worker just for spouting nonsense will never cease to agitate me ._.

    • @brkbtjunkie
      @brkbtjunkie Před 2 měsíci +13

      All while complaining that they don’t get paid enough and the whole media apparatus should be publicly funded

    • @YT1300MF
      @YT1300MF Před 2 měsíci +8

      Not to mention I think the average retail worker would have more valuable insight into video games. They should fire the entire Kotaku staff and replace them with the first thirty or so Walmart shelf stockers who walk in.

  • @admiralradish
    @admiralradish Před 2 měsíci +35

    YOU ARE FIRED.....as she grabbed her box wine and scuttled off to find another unsuspecting victim.

  • @Cypher321
    @Cypher321 Před 2 měsíci +156

    For those who weren't there, gaming journalism in the 90's and early 2000's (i.e. printed magazines) was a universe apart from what passes for journalism today. It wasn't perfect but you got more or less well-written articles that focused on *gasp* the games and the hardware used to run them.There might be an article here or there that could be thought of as an opinion piece but it was by no means the focus of the bulk of the coverage. It was a wonderful time that I doubt will ever return, sadly.

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 Před 2 měsíci +30

      I remember Game Informer in December 1999 said by 2020, games would be a living virtual world and would have entire lives when you cut the console off and your in-game avatar would have an auto-pilot when you weren't playing the game, kinda like what GTA V ended up being. Yet, games in this era don't even work half the time upon release and are gatekept by the worst people in society (outside of American comics and Hollywood, I suppose; though they're all the same people.)

    • @robertharper3114
      @robertharper3114 Před 2 měsíci +10

      I miss PSM! (Playstation Magazine)

    • @paksoldat
      @paksoldat Před 2 měsíci +16

      Yeah back then they had to sell magazines, now they just sell ad space.

    • @762rk95tp
      @762rk95tp Před 2 měsíci +8

      I kinda agree. At least they were writing about games, not how awful gamers and how sexist games are. That being said, English language games media was already trash fire in 90's. It was already completely compromised as journalism. "IGN 7/10 access media" was already thing and actual journalists doing honest reviews instead of shilling for products advertised on the magazine were shown the door pretty soon. How do I know that? I used to read both English language and other smaller language gaming media. Smaller languages, read smaller markets for all intents and purposes, weren't being shilled as hard by publishers. That thing rapidly changed around mid 00's while print gaming media was on its last legs as relevant media. That is when publishers started flying journoscum to preview events and release parties halfway across the world even for smaller language markets.

    • @762rk95tp
      @762rk95tp Před 2 měsíci +5

      @@paksoldat They were already selling about as much ad space as they were selling magazines in late 90's.

  • @jagtaggart936
    @jagtaggart936 Před 2 měsíci +84

    "I came here for Ratchet and Clank, and now I'm not sure if I want to continue living."
    Irony.
    Dude just accidentally summed up the happy gamer to culture-warrior pipeline, and how "gaming and culture/politics" commentators have an audience.

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 Před 2 měsíci +12

      I saw cutscenes from Rift Apart and I'm not sure I want to ever see Ratchet and Clank again.

    • @UniqueBreakfastTaco
      @UniqueBreakfastTaco Před 2 měsíci +2

      "I love girls in respectful positions of power."

    • @dragonandavatarfan8865
      @dragonandavatarfan8865 Před 2 měsíci +12

      @@UniqueBreakfastTaco Is that dialouge actually in the damm game??!!

    • @isauldron4337
      @isauldron4337 Před 2 měsíci +3

      ​@@coltonwilkie241a crack in time is the finale of the franchise for me
      Clank and Ratchet reunited

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@coltonwilkie241 Even without the woke part, the Ratchet and Clank remake for PS4 already showed me that the series was dead, Removing all the edge from the original version of the plot and its characters, removing levels, replacing the iconic soundtrack for a "generic orchestraded Marvel super hero soundtrack", the whole woke part in Rift Apart was basically the cherry on top of the s h i tt i est cake ever made.

  • @Pyrotrainthing
    @Pyrotrainthing Před 2 měsíci +14

    Kotaku: *kicks wasp nest*
    Kotaku: “why are we being attacked?! We didn’t do anything!”

  • @Psykomancer
    @Psykomancer Před 2 měsíci +33

    A bit of credit where it's due, management seems to be trying to plug the gaping holes in the hull. Too little too late though, can't plug cannonball holes with wine corks.

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx Před 2 měsíci +8

      Like most corporate response, it's months to years behind because they don't want to admit to investors that they made a misstep. Staying the course means keeping what money is currently coming in until that starts to dwindle, then you quickly get rid of everyone/everything that got you in that predicament to begin with in order to boost investor confidence on your "commitment" to fixing the issues.
      It happens with all companies, especially large ones, all the time.

  • @Snakedude4life
    @Snakedude4life Před 2 měsíci +126

    “All you have to do is write about video games.”
    “I’D RATHER STARVE!”
    🎩
    🐍 no step on snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Před 2 měsíci +2

      Oh no! Anyway...

    • @WeaponXSigma
      @WeaponXSigma Před 2 měsíci +1

      I dunno why but Blackbriar's song, "I'd Rather Burn" comes to mind regarding that.

  • @Kranzio-
    @Kranzio- Před 2 měsíci +24

    Jen Glennon one hundred percent looks like the kind of chick to wear glasses with no prescription to look smarter.

  • @muhdiversity7409
    @muhdiversity7409 Před 2 měsíci +70

    Oh no, Jen was asked to do an unreasonable amount of work but rather than buckle down and do it, seeing as they are allergic to hardwork just like any SJW, tbh, they bounced. So STUNNING, So BRAVE.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 Před 2 měsíci +12

      More importantly, allergic to FUN. It would require them to actually sit down and play the game, rather than just complaining over screenshots and talking points. Can you imagine what would happen if they actually let go of their bitterness for half an hour and actually found they _enjoyed_ the game they're reviewing (without being bribed by the dev team)?

    • @herrskeletal3994
      @herrskeletal3994 Před 2 měsíci

      @@Xbalanque84 No Fun Allowed. To the Gulag with you.

    • @FlorisDVijfde
      @FlorisDVijfde Před 2 měsíci +4

      Yup...they had to make guides again which I think (if I remember from long ago) is what they once were useful for...when the site was actually for gamers and not for employing activist hacks. They're too lazy for those and they suck at gaming.

    • @skibidi.G
      @skibidi.G Před 2 měsíci

      Jen saiko no yandere *journalist*

    • @Juan-os4hs
      @Juan-os4hs Před 2 měsíci +1

      Guess they got tired of doing twice the work of men for ¾s the pay, huh?

  • @_Devil
    @_Devil Před 2 měsíci +125

    Gamers are not dead.
    Gaming journalism is.
    That's why the gaming industry itself still rakes in trillions (despite the games themselves being of poor quality, but that's besides the point) while the Journalism industry is closing down it's doors and increasingly going independent/private.

    • @kimmogensen4888
      @kimmogensen4888 Před 2 měsíci +10

      If the gaming industry starts making 50 % of their games towards their key demographic like they did before with no Ovidius political bias but entertainment for mostly young to middle aged males and women who don’t mind playing male focused games, then the gaming industry has nice prospects, especially if they make some games the old style with no in game sales, only for the game when you buy it and some free a financed in game, because the world of Warcraft monthly payment, pay for the game and in game store is not going to attract many players except for short periods where a special event or expansion is out and 1-3 months after.

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Před 2 měsíci +10

      The gaming industry will never "close" because tech addiction is high.

    • @skibidi.G
      @skibidi.G Před 2 měsíci

      Mhm

    • @wumpusrat
      @wumpusrat Před 2 měsíci +2

      They lost almost all their credibility a decade ago with the whole "gamergate" thing, and they've been furious about it ever since.

  • @ViolentMessiah666
    @ViolentMessiah666 Před 2 měsíci +29

    That chin should come with a government health warning, somebody could lose an eye!

  • @Man_0f_Culture
    @Man_0f_Culture Před 2 měsíci +64

    Wow, journalism degrees are becoming the new liberal arts degree lol.

    • @UniqueBreakfastTaco
      @UniqueBreakfastTaco Před 2 měsíci +16

      Always were

    • @brkbtjunkie
      @brkbtjunkie Před 2 měsíci +7

      I’m old enough to remember when being a journalist meant having a shred of integrity. Now it’s just straight propaganda on both sides.

    • @Enigma75614
      @Enigma75614 Před 2 měsíci +2

      You have to have a college degree to write at Kotaku?! Anyone could do that.

    • @brianmcdonald7017
      @brianmcdonald7017 Před 2 měsíci

      Same difference

    • @Enigma75614
      @Enigma75614 Před 2 měsíci

      In fairness, you can become a teacher with a liberal arts degree, and many people do feel passionate about that.

  • @1ChristFollowingNerd
    @1ChristFollowingNerd Před 2 měsíci +17

    “I will use your company as a megaphone and a platform for my politics & you can’t stop me!! I’ll quit first!”
    G/O Media smiles in response thinking “you were getting laid off anyway but this is much better for us.”

  • @garyisfat
    @garyisfat Před 2 měsíci +32

    hey man, thanks for keeping the spirit alive and letting me know the world we grew up in isnt dead. every day is more demoralizing than the last. but seeing the content you make keeps me in the loop. keep it up poppa G youre way more important to alot of people than you realize. you might have not realized your content holds a throne but you keep alot of dudes still in the game letting us know were not alone.

    • @ItsAGundam
      @ItsAGundam  Před 2 měsíci +16

      no cause is lost if there is but one fool left to fight for it

  • @reaperbot5226
    @reaperbot5226 Před 2 měsíci +52

    ClownfishTV has been saying for a while that Kotaku is on borrowed time.

    • @justinlast2lastharder749
      @justinlast2lastharder749 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I mean...you say it enough times and when it inevitably happens it makes you seem prophetic? Dude's been screaming that for 5 years...if I keep saying "This is the day such and such dies", eventually I'll say it on the day it happens and zomgs prophet!

    • @jaykelley103
      @jaykelley103 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@justinlast2lastharder749sour grapes

    • @alastairthegreat2887
      @alastairthegreat2887 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@justinlast2lastharder749 interest rates had to go up first. Hard to go out of business when credit is given at almost no cost.

    • @PraxesArdenn
      @PraxesArdenn Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@justinlast2lastharder749 Is the lifespan of a media site only supposed to be 10 years? It's a Gawker media property, they are falling like dominos. Their commitment to integrity is right there in the name Gawker - find the sleaziest garbage and post the craziest take on it. Both political teams criticize Gawker, people just don't always realize that the Gawker properties are part of Gawker, or assume they are more separate than they are.

  • @FadedKai
    @FadedKai Před 2 měsíci +30

    How dare they require me to actually do my job instead of bringing in my own opinion and politics that has nothing to do with what gamers and the vast majority of the population want -Kotaku writers

  • @nawak67
    @nawak67 Před 2 měsíci +13

    When you read an article using so many time the word “I”, you know it’s not journalism but teenagers personal diaries that nobody should care but their personal psychologists.

  • @xxnike0629xx
    @xxnike0629xx Před 2 měsíci +44

    Kotaku is just a burning and drowning ship.

    • @AngryBoozer
      @AngryBoozer Před 2 měsíci

      Nah, that ship has been at the bottom of the sea for years now. Yet still somehow on fire…

  • @Kaosactual
    @Kaosactual Před 2 měsíci +14

    All the little fart effects got me dying of laughter I think I might be broken 😂

  • @VeraldoAncodini
    @VeraldoAncodini Před 2 měsíci +34

    Wow, what a waste, the poor children.

  • @woldemunster9244
    @woldemunster9244 Před 2 měsíci +35

    How i can become a herb?
    Is that a somekinda $lur?

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 Před 2 měsíci +10

      Apparently, it's slang for "nerds." Speaks volumes, really.

    • @Menleah
      @Menleah Před 2 měsíci

      @@Xbalanque84Watch, on Monday, "Hey Jim, can I get a letter of reference from you?"

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist Před 2 měsíci +3

      From Urban Dictionary:
      1. To be wack. Worthy of being mocked. Weak, chumpish, and generally to be avoided.
      2. Mocking term of friends and/ or enemies.
      It's origins lie in New York City, and with a national commercial campaign by Burger King where it stated "Don't be a herb, get the Whopper." In it Herb was a combination of a nerd and a moron.
      This party got way too many herbs, I'm out.

  • @ComposedSage75
    @ComposedSage75 Před 2 měsíci +53

    Kotaku spent their time hating on and mocking gamers and fans of these franchises. It’s no surprise that people, wouldn’t care about their downfall. In fact, it was expected. I feel no empathy for them. Only indifference.

  • @Map4ch3
    @Map4ch3 Před 2 měsíci +54

    Papa Gundam uploads a video just in time for my lunch break? I guess this day is not just suffering and boredom

  • @cyan8237
    @cyan8237 Před 2 měsíci +14

    May their fall be quick and their stop sudden.

  • @TheKerberos84
    @TheKerberos84 Před 2 měsíci +13

    Nathan Grayson: Horror, daily grind.
    Everybody else: Welcome to the Club.

  • @Coconut-219
    @Coconut-219 Před 2 měsíci +7

    I find it hilarious that we went from "Gamergate 2 isn't real" to "we are stopping business" in the span of 3 days.

  • @SaiScribbles
    @SaiScribbles Před 2 měsíci +22

    I don't understand these people who go into entertainment as a way to condescendingly impart their worldview.

    • @mvandios
      @mvandios Před 2 měsíci +4

      they embody all the worst parts of being young, that's for sure

  • @DVX_BELLORVM
    @DVX_BELLORVM Před 2 měsíci +11

    Hey, remember when gaming journalism meant Nintendo Power, GamePro, Game Informer, and Electronic Gaming Monthly?

    • @alexvesper7820
      @alexvesper7820 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Yup. Still have my old Nintendo Power collection. I could open up one of those bad boys to a random page and be guaranteed to not find some sort of social commentary. Truly it was a golden age.

  • @vodkajaybulls
    @vodkajaybulls Před 2 měsíci +24

    Let's go papa Gundam!!

  • @highlordxeleth
    @highlordxeleth Před 2 měsíci +9

    The age of the narcissistic activists is ending, and I love seeing them try to cope and lose their minds.

  • @tgheretford
    @tgheretford Před 2 měsíci +11

    I've made sure to queue up the crab rave video and Kool And The Gang's Celebration for the second Kotaku closes down.

  • @user-gh4lv2ub2j
    @user-gh4lv2ub2j Před 2 měsíci +15

    Imagine a gayming news organization making guides and reviews....... **mind blown**

  • @romangoldsby5424
    @romangoldsby5424 Před 2 měsíci +4

    2:21 made me spit out my redbull I wasn’t expecting gundam to make that sound

  • @streetmagik3105
    @streetmagik3105 Před 2 měsíci +8

    2:31 popeye in drag 🤣

  • @ronfrederickcuico730
    @ronfrederickcuico730 Před 2 měsíci +8

    Someone sponsor this guy,he makes GREAT CONTENT!!!

  • @heshalladdfire2458
    @heshalladdfire2458 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Kotaku is like a bin that is never emptied. Stinks and overflowing with maggots.

  • @Budu_27
    @Budu_27 Před 2 měsíci +7

    "Y'all meanie bigots"
    Sincerely:
    ~Broketaku~
    ~DeadBabyInc~

  • @intellectic9155
    @intellectic9155 Před 2 měsíci +5

    I took a fat Kotaku this morning after my coffee.

  • @Lord_Deimos
    @Lord_Deimos Před 2 měsíci +10

    They better learn to weld

  • @headp3
    @headp3 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Granted Kataku's ethics have been questionable at best, but the ego on that Waman to say, "I'm resigning from my position because I can no longer align the site to MY views and ethics." News flash crazy lady you do not own the company, the companies views and ethics is what you're supposed to be focusing on second. First comes your customers views and ethics then the companies, then the employees under you and about 100 other things come before your personal views as CEO or any other high management positions. To paraphrase a great movie and fictional character "We are all the same rotting decaying meat sacks as everyone else. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL!!"

  • @every.single.time.2668
    @every.single.time.2668 Před 2 měsíci +8

    I can't imagine how people that don't play video games are going to write guides on how to play video games.

  • @Scotsmind
    @Scotsmind Před 2 měsíci +9

    “Games journalism.” The joke writes itself.

  • @harrydbastard
    @harrydbastard Před 2 měsíci +9

    The grift is over, back to star bucks with you.

  • @cicada8981
    @cicada8981 Před 2 měsíci +11

    3:00 So I'm not exactly hip with the kids these days but who calls someone a herb? WTF does that even mean in this instance? If that's an insult, it's a pathetic one to say the least.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Apparently, it's slang for "nerds." Speaks volumes, really.

    • @ItsAGundam
      @ItsAGundam  Před 2 měsíci +2

      I'll explain later.

    • @cicada8981
      @cicada8981 Před 2 měsíci

      @@ItsAGundam Looking forward to it. Thanks.

  • @imnotcreative2214
    @imnotcreative2214 Před 2 měsíci +13

    The day Kotaku finally goes bankrupt is the day I will open up a can of beer and say nothing of value was lost.

    • @randomforester_462
      @randomforester_462 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Honestly, the empty beer can are the bigger loss.

    • @PraxesArdenn
      @PraxesArdenn Před 2 měsíci

      Technically they already did when Gawker media had to pay Hulk Hogan 100+ mil and couldn't. Kotaku has been sold twice. Univision bought them when Gawker went under and I assume they thought they were getting a turn key company, but sold all the Gawker properties plus the onion for a loss to G/O media 3 years later. G/O Media leadership are the ones pushing these properties to change their ethos, if you remember the whole Deadspin controversy where they told them to "stick to sports" and all the staff quit. Jezebel, The Root and The AV Club all had similar staff departures in the next couple years, and now it's Kotaku's turn.

  • @Johnsmith-ko9yj
    @Johnsmith-ko9yj Před 2 měsíci +6

    She'll have more time to spend with her cats now.

    • @PraxesArdenn
      @PraxesArdenn Před 2 měsíci

      She'll be a "technology" journalist for Bloomberg, WAPO, NYT or so before you know it

  • @EliteKnight97
    @EliteKnight97 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Love the little skits, really added a nice flavour to this already delicious news

  • @buddyguy4723
    @buddyguy4723 Před 2 měsíci +21

    I'm confident none of this would have ever happened if women were never allowed to vote.

    • @taags
      @taags Před 2 měsíci

      Its funny how toxic these women are. 😂

    • @py_a_thon
      @py_a_thon Před 2 měsíci

      And maybe less wars would occur if men weren't allowed to vote?
      Lol, sorry. Couldn't resist the joke.

  • @bryanmerel
    @bryanmerel Před 2 měsíci +2

    "I had to play Video Games and write only about Video Game!? Reeeeee! This is not fair! I Quit!!"
    -a Kotaku *GAME JOURNALIST*
    You can't make this shiz up!! 😂

  • @NoahGooder
    @NoahGooder Před 2 měsíci +4

    "kotaku is dying" oh no ... anyway.
    Also that woman has serious "RED FLAG RED FLAG, THIS IS NOT A DRILL RED FLAG" crazy eyes.

  • @Aozora333
    @Aozora333 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Thanks, this is something I'm really interested in right now, and I could use this right now

  • @larry-xs6uh
    @larry-xs6uh Před 2 měsíci +7

    They were the same company that got blacklisted by nintendo because then they got upset that they got blacklisted then they posted a photo of a ww2 pilot with japenese flags signifying kills on its plane they dont deserve any kind of respect

  • @Cazvolaine
    @Cazvolaine Před 2 měsíci +3

    like 99% of people with those kooky, thick frame plastic eyeglasses have an attitude problem that makes you want to gargle broken glass

  • @monkeybench
    @monkeybench Před 2 měsíci +3

    My favourite Kotaku hot take was "too much water in Pokemon"
    Truly an editorial masterpiece.

    • @TheEmperorHyperion
      @TheEmperorHyperion Před 2 měsíci +3

      That was IGN though.

    • @Dante02d12
      @Dante02d12 Před 2 měsíci

      That was IGN, and it was a positive review, and the criticism was legit.

  • @Higesgirl
    @Higesgirl Před 2 měsíci +7

    I see this as an absolute win 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @DownKneeFresh
    @DownKneeFresh Před 2 měsíci +4

    You're doing god's work, Gundam.

  • @garadak7.
    @garadak7. Před 2 měsíci +5

    we love you gundam

  • @mawnkey
    @mawnkey Před 2 měsíci +2

    Im the immortal words of Curly Bill:
    "Well... bye."

  • @rpk13
    @rpk13 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Bless you sir, keep up the excellent work.

  • @PerkulatorBenny
    @PerkulatorBenny Před 2 měsíci +3

    I've seen some people suggesting that this may be an attempt to clean house before closing the entire site down.
    Their theory is this:
    Management pivots hard to something the staff does not want to do, without straight up telling them to scrub toilets or something. Basically "We are a gaming site, and we're still going to be writing about games. This is a thing we do and have always done, we're just taking a different angle now" or whatever other bullshit spin they might put on it. This is in order to make the activist writers quit to avoid things like severance packages for firing them, since that wouldn't apply if they quit on the own.
    Then, once everyone has left, they just pull the plug because the site isn't worth it anymore.
    And it does sound somewhat plausible, assuming the upper management has regained some amount of sanity. Even if they were to clean up all the activists, get new writers who actually care about games, write content that is actually about games and not politics, etc. the name Kotaku is too hated to be worth recovering. Better to nuke the site, slap on a fake moustache, and rewire all the behind the scenes framework to launch Ukatok, a totally new gaming news site that has nothing to do with any existing (or previously existing, if they do this) ones, we swear.

  • @lorgin2003
    @lorgin2003 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Here's the thing. They have seven writers. All that "50 guides a week" means is one guide per day, per person. In other words, they had to actually do their jobs, instead of using the business for their activism. And they're acting like they're Joan of Arc being burned at the stake.

  • @kietakas
    @kietakas Před 2 měsíci +1

    It's in the eyes... you can always see the crazy in the eyes

  • @xForbin99
    @xForbin99 Před 2 měsíci +2

    you are truly a magnificent artist

  • @FlorisDVijfde
    @FlorisDVijfde Před 2 měsíci +3

    1:49 Looks like Carolyn was once a Karl...and kinda still is...

  • @TravisFawver
    @TravisFawver Před 2 měsíci +3

    The best part of this entire thing is that these people legit think they are actually journalists instead of gossip columnists.

  • @StrelokBoggard
    @StrelokBoggard Před 2 měsíci

    I’m pretty sure this one’s your funniest vid yet… thanks man

  • @lipswift2939
    @lipswift2939 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Shocked they didn't hire frosk to join the staff before the sanity partially returned

  • @PudgeDredd
    @PudgeDredd Před 2 měsíci +3

    The new meta for these people will be gaming-journalist-journalism and they will only talk bout other each other to an audience of themselves or I guess I should say they/themselves.

  • @michealbohmer2871
    @michealbohmer2871 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Is it just me or does Carolyn Petit look like Kevin Feige in drag?

  • @BladiusPrime
    @BladiusPrime Před 2 měsíci +1

    Itsagundam is a better games journalist then 99% of the games journalists.
    And I stand by this statement.

  • @oldmatejohnno
    @oldmatejohnno Před 2 měsíci +1

    kotaku journalistic integrity: 404 not found

  • @CocktailsConsoles
    @CocktailsConsoles Před 2 měsíci +6

    Been waiting years to say this...
    Hey Kotaku! Learn to game.

  • @MaztRPwn
    @MaztRPwn Před 2 měsíci +6

    She got the classic Karen no lips crazy smile.

  • @Zac_Frost
    @Zac_Frost Před 2 měsíci +2

    Kotaku making the "50/week" rule is genius. Make them quit so you dont have to shell out unemployment or have them list you on a resume.

  • @merlin-ju6fu
    @merlin-ju6fu Před 2 měsíci +1

    As a reminder , Kotaku integrity error 404.

  • @gmanawesome5773
    @gmanawesome5773 Před 2 měsíci +20

    THIS IS WHAT HAPPEN WHEN YOU BAD MOUTH & CALL GAMER NAIZS ALL BECAUSE THEY LIKE FAN SERVES.

    • @Drums_of_Liberation
      @Drums_of_Liberation Před 2 měsíci +2

      As long as it's real fanservice and not that PDF loli crap

    • @BKNYKuwabara
      @BKNYKuwabara Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@Drums_of_Liberationjudging by the pfp it is...

    • @Kuricapitalist
      @Kuricapitalist Před 2 měsíci

      @@Drums_of_Liberation Loli is a body type not specific to age. I’m not even a fan of the stuff but at least I’m not ignorant as to what it actually is.

    • @Drums_of_Liberation
      @Drums_of_Liberation Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@BKNYKuwabaracan't be too sure these days. Plenty of lolicons who use tig ol bitties for the pfp only for everything to end up being "3000 yr old" dragons or gods within.

    • @dezalt
      @dezalt Před 2 měsíci +1

      Fan service is fan service 🤷‍♂️​@@Drums_of_Liberation

  • @NodSquad
    @NodSquad Před 2 měsíci +6

    I wont be satisfied until SBI goes broke and dies as a company

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 Před 2 měsíci

      It won't end with SBI. There's an entire cabal of them.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 Před 2 měsíci +2

      It won't end with SBI, this is way bigger than a single company.

  • @Demisable_Warth
    @Demisable_Warth Před 2 měsíci +2

    I appreciate you dunking on these mofos. It is hilarious.

  • @adamwest8256
    @adamwest8256 Před 2 měsíci

    Love your videos Gundam! Can't wait to see you on FNT next week! I just got to watch Gary from Nerdrotic be a guest on my other favorite podcast Unsubscribe! He's the bridge in the 6 degrees of separation that I've been waiting for!

  • @Greenhead24
    @Greenhead24 Před 2 měsíci +4

    These activists are literally gonna bankrupt there bosses