WE ALMOST GOT SHOT BY THE MALTA MILITARY (ALMOST DIED XD)
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- čas přidán 20. 06. 2019
- This is by far the most dangerous situation I've ever been in and I'm happy everyone is okay. Malta is a dangerous place, lmao :D
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If the bullets landed on Anomaly belly it’d bounce right back off :)
@Emme jac exactly
it would be absorbed just like in just like in gulliver's travels
XD lol lmao xdxd
His stomach is the sham from bl2
But what happens if he wants to hang himself?
Malta military: *sees random sailing boat in the water*
Malta military: ***enemy spotted***
DizzyGames 101 god thats a bad joke
@@FrToby bold of you to assume that I can make good jokes
Malta army: lemme commit a war crime
@Camui Hideaki no its a bad joke
Camui Hideaki how come its a good joke? If ur about 7 sure
*mosquito passes by*
*Anomaly on ptsd*:"iM uNdEr FiRe*
Lmao XDDDD i legit started rofling
Best thing I heard today
hahahahahaha
made my day XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Xd
Stream sniping in real life
@@nipahhhhh no
Streamer sniping
When ninja sees anomaly get stream sniping
Ninja: pweh 😅
*THERE HE IS*
@@barnabassalacz5347 ijjj hogy itt magyarok is vannak?
Anomaly: *hears wizz*
Anomaly: “Abandon ship!!!”
Boat trainer: *Fails Anomaly’s test*
The entire incident was planned ahead by the sailing instructor to see if he would pass the most important test as a captain; Going down with the ship
“Linda was on the boat”
...
“Everyone on the boat was like 40 or 50 and lost their hearing in Vietnam”
I was just gonna comment that
she is 47, anomaly is 57 his dad is 54
стегните пертле im fucking dyinglmao
what?
bruh right as I was reading this, I got to that part of the video
Anomaly: * on a sailing boat*
Malta Police : I'm bouta end this mans whole career
More like " im bouta end this mans whole life
That isn't even funny
@@Memu_ stfu
@@Memu_ bitch
@@dinofriends1783 is not even funny all of his subscribers will be shocked if he dies
Malta military see anomaly:
So anyway, I started blasting.
Moving targets are great tbh
_and I took that personally_
Anomaly: i want to die
Military: ok
Anomaly: proceeds to tryna survive
Why is this so true?
if i reach 1000 subscribers im going to shave my asshair and send the hair to anomaly fanmail :)
@@Shazzile No god please No
He said he wants to sit in his room all day, play games everyday and wants to die when is 35 years old in one video xD
@@MostlyLost u good bro?
No one:
Malta military: "Finnish peasant spotted" RATTATATATATT
Malta military : let us finish him
@@windjaydoubleu3867 Simo Häyhä : Fak off!
they sweedish
Memes R Dreamz he's half finnish
A starving finnish peasant xddd
7:35 is no one gonna talk about how american anomaly sounds
@@crestraizn what about 9:18?
anomaly: *sails boat*
Maltese military: *SWEDEN GAY SPOTTED*
Anomaly: Being shot at was the closest thing to dying I've encountered.
Diabetes: *Am I a joke to you?*
Lol
9,999 Subscribers With No Content 💀
Should I be worried? I actually have diabetes :X
@@fuzeelive3612 just be sure you always look after your self and take your medicine :)
XD
The coverup would be
"He hit the stankyleg too hard"
how close to hear a “jizz”, very close, really close.
XDD
Girls: I was almost killed (story time)
Anomaly: I almost got my brains blown out XDDD
Wow so funny
6 years ago you have an anime profile picture so any insult you say means nothing to anyone
@@ptbjm8289 how tf am I insulting you
6 years ago you said wow so funny in a sarcastic way
@@ptbjm8289 Ok. I just can't believe words from a person who uses xDDDD unironically
The Maltan milatary probly tried to kill anomaly because of his beautifule ski mask
Maltese*
@@mihaipagu2838 lol
Probably thought he was a somali pirate
I'm ur 800th liker and I'm proud lol
Its Maltese* btw.
0:09 ‘the title is not clickabait’
Streetman: *IT’S NOT*
HELLA CONFUSED
not
not
not
nut
sneksta am desperate inside with the devil in I
'Almost got shot by Malta Military'
Yeah, as if they wouldn't shoot a person wearing a ski mask.
@@Germansemi. then why'd you say it?
5:28 literally laughed my ass of XD
Next video: I was thrown out of Malta and now I'm moving back to Sweden
(ALMOST DIED XD)
( GONE WRONG!!!1!111!)
(WE GOT VISA BANNED XD)
@@noevalop5088 (GONE SEXUAL, IN THE HOOD, GOT MOLESTED)
He could have attacked the Maltese military first and still be welcome home to Sweden for a free appartment
Anomaly: PAPA!
Papanomaly: yes?
A: I've been shot!
P: Yes
K I M O C H I Thats fuckin perfect
6:23
Video: you have him named hitman!
CZcams captions: you have him named tractor seat man!
I died xD
Clickbait CZcamsrs: *I ALMOST DIED OMG*
Anomaly : I almost died XD
Every other youtuber: i almost died omg!!!
Anomaly: i almost died XDDDD
The thing is as well, when they put omg at the end it's always fake. But when anomaly puts XDDDDD in the title it's actually legit.
He ain't afraid of dying
@@pi840 anomaly was paid by the military
Etika: ...
Lajnos The Tiger - no one:
etika: ☠️👻
Papa is not talking much cause of 1 thing
*BEER IS ABSENT*
Or, I guess you could say...
*IT'S ABSINTHE*
@@ZaniteKnuckles no
depression that his son is still alive
The beer will make him recall the event, he has no recollection of anything while sober
he got caught with fake hitman 47 cuz he missed xd
thats actually nuts. glad everyone is okay jeez.
WOW first CZcamsr to talk about Malta and maby comes from Malta 🇲🇹 holy shi-
Btw I am from Malta 🇲🇹 and I really like it that we have a (AMERICAN) Maltese CZcamsr around here :) keep the good work going 👍
You almost died but hey you got some quality content now :)
Worth it
"im doing the stanky leg and im almost dying" - Anermoly 2k19
That prof pic looks like it came from hell.
Anomaly:- names linda in the boat passengers
Also anomaly:- everyone on boat was over 40.
Malta military: *shoots at anomaly*
Anomaly: *survives*
Malta military: Mision failed we`ll get him next time!
*All You had to do was to follow the thamn boat military!*
dumbass
Military sees a boat
OPEN FIRE
*Laughs in military*
TumeOnFire *Cries in braille*
Wasn't close enough if you are still here
_JK Anomaly love you_
wtf snow is it really you
more like JFK
@@alexanderhallam2669 My exact thought hahahaha
Ge doesn't want it
dude can you get the fuck out you comment on every anomalys vids
0:33 I see that water mark on the bottom right... All I can say is Nice
this was the funniest video i saw yet on all anomaly channels
Morgz sees this video
*SPENDING A NIGHT IN THE MILITARY (ALMOST DIED)*
morgz is the type of "i need to copy to live" youtuber
Agree
Probably putting 18 ads in the video too
Don't forget the face
- -
o o
O
why don't we make mass report on morgz?
Soldiers: *fire rounds towards the boat*
Anomaly: *D-DAY FLASHBACKS*
I love the Almost Died XD part of the title. Really expresses the seriousness of what happened lol
when you are in an 1v5 against guys with aks and you went eco
i got a better scope now. Next time i will hit. Sorry papa
You could have changed your name to Hitman 😂😂
*Hitman “Kill my son”
@@valeryrus *Hitman (Kill my son)
Anomaly hears the wizz sound
Anomaly: *C O N F U S E D S C R E A M I N G*
Imagine the the captain of the squad going: ah I didn't know we had a bonus firing target huh? FIRE AT THE BOAT SQUAD.
And now he is hella pissed that you're the only target they missed that day
*Papa fails the assassination*
Mission failed, we'll get'em next time.
haha
Drinking Game:
Take a shot every time Anomaly makes a “whizz” sound
I'd be blasted.
Take a shot every time Anomaly gets shot by the malteese military
Take a shot every time Anomaly gets shot. YEEET
@@okayegg546 The malteser military
Teacher : why haven’t you brought your homework
Me: 9:18
I don't get it
FlixsCZ He’s explaining why he didn’t bring his homework and this is his story
FlixsCZ its actually funny when he says to demonstrate
Lauren Pickles this deserves more likes 😂
8:08 short answer too damn close
8:08
"How close are you if you hear a jizz?" He's probably doing it in your ear...
Bullet: passes by
Anomaly: OoH ShIt !! Im gOiNg To DiE !!
"start to imitate Michael Jackson"
Anomaly: *runs inside yells* HE HE
Imitate Michael? So rape some kids? *queue seinfeld theme*
You forgot the XD
*swedish soldier dies while doing the stankele*
Deadly Russian stankyleg*
@@theverminator8048 stankele
I'm glad StreetMan does edit your videos
Anomaly: I’m like a swat, papa.
SWATnomaly: mY KNEE
mit keneee
5:09
Anomaly: *hears gun shots directed at him *
*tHaTs So CoOl*
Anomaly saw the muzzle flashes and water splashing, when he heard the shots coming at him he actually got scared and took cover.
Snap is actually when the bullet is going faster than the speed of sound.
The Wizz is when the bullet is flying sub-sonic and had time to slow down so you just hear the bullet fly or tumble through the air.
I am really happy that you are okay.
I like how papanomaly is just sitting there and doesn't care for anything
"Almost got shot by Malta Military"
*plot twist*
He was chased by kids with BB Guns
Gang gang
lame
What do you think the military is made up of
Those must be loud ass bb guns
the only youtuber that doesn't clickbait
Anomaly has a D-DAY flashback
*Hears German voices*
History: Am i a Joke to you?
There was probably German yelling on the beach. What’s your point?
@@frosthyde6683 the Germans were on the top
Next video trying to plant the bomb to military base with papa ;)
me: *chilling in school*
sounds behing the class doors: 11:22
7:46
7:40 the best moment 😂😂😂😂
Papa needs to make another gun skin. That video was awesome!
XD
Anomaly: On the boat: papa's friend his girlfriend, papa, boat instructor and Linda. Everyone is above 50.
Linda: Am i a joke to you?
i noticd that he didn't mention her or maybe she is over 40 ......
@@knightsepehr8660 she is around 25 hallo? He said that she was on the boat
@@gmonty2095 #plastic_surgery xd
On Pajesz He said 40 to 50 and above.
@@fizzco3373 she is still around 25
Anomaly: sees heavy armed guys,
Remembers that he passed a knive in a case.
Anomaly : LoOk At Me Im A tErRoIsT, kIlL mE.
Xd lol
>tfw when it coulda been a talon full blue ch
9:28 This killed me xD
Me:"so I've been clickbait by the title"
Anomaly:"Well yes, but actually no
Nobody:
Anomaly: *black woman impersonation*
LMAO
Anomaly’s videos are great on their own, but Streetman’s editing and comments make these videos a masterpiece*.
masterpiss*
papa looks so much better. well done anomaly
Wind: blows slightly
anomaly: *Objective: survive*
Anomaly : We gonna do some fun things
:Streetman 0:37 right corner
"I don't know anything about real guns" -anomaly 2k19 also anomaly: hides gun on desk during stream
@@Luigi-yp9sl r/WoOsH
"I'ma do some research"
Goes 2 comments deeper in the same webpage
Maltan milltary: Shoots at a boat in his boat
Anomaly: G E R M A N S
Maltese*
You probably wore your Balaclava that's why my guy
Jk love you Bro
Big gey
god englands
Wore**
@@sethchambers2422 ya mad big boi
@@larsfnbr ja wahrscheinlich du hier
Nobody:
Papanomaly: *yEs i KnOW You mIssED*
Plot twist: the whizzing was just from flies flying past anomaly's ears
Do more story time. Very good content
9:37 Downed Twitch trying to escape interogation by Caveira
That's beautiful.
))))))))))))))
Anomaly getting shot at: this is just like the simulations *pulls out deagle* *one taps Malta military*
Hello gais, its ya boi anomaly awaiting court trial
Street man is a comedic genius
I died here 😂😂😂 8:42
"Unless it's a fat rock..." 😂
He tried to play Counter Strike RL version
Morgz sees video
SuRvIvInG 24 HoUrS iN mIlItArY bAsE
I can't imagine how I'd react if I heard that Anomaly just straight up got one tapped.
Jokes aside, I'm glad that you're alive.
9:28 - "I do the stanky leg"
that's actually official military doctrine for receiving fire btw
6:02 perfect timing of eyes
e y e
You can't kill Anomaly, his thiccness would absorb the bullets - fat Swedish Iron Man confirmed
He is finnish peasant not fat swedish Iron Man
LMAO I WAS IN MALTA AND I SWEAR I LIVED EXACTLY IN THIS AREA
THERE WERE SIGNS SAYING "WARNING MILITARY AREA DO NOT ENTER" EVERYWHERE LOOOOOOOL
shapez:) phantomlord v2
*in an alternate universe* : “anomaly gets shot”
Papanomaly : yea?
8:08 is my favorite part
chill bruh you dont know what we somalian pirates hear
INSANE BOI 😂😂😂
papa hired hitman to assassinate me! (ALMOST DIED XD) (COPS CALLED) (NOT CLICKBAIT)
Kevin. (GONE SEXUAL)
(GONE WRONG)
This is why I subscribe to anomaly
Anomaly gets hit
Also Anomaly:Thats so cool guys!!!
Anomaly has D-Day flashbacks and nearly commits suicide
Finnish peasant gets shot by Malta military XD
XD rekt
Anomaly: Says anything
Papanomaly: yES
Anomaly: Uses a boat.
The military: That has to be the best pirate We have seen.
Oxeye NLD so it seems
Vietnam veteran talking about his near death experience (1972, Colorized)
Vietnamese veteran**