WE ALMOST GOT SHOT BY THE MALTA MILITARY (ALMOST DIED XD)

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  • čas přidán 20. 06. 2019
  • This is by far the most dangerous situation I've ever been in and I'm happy everyone is okay. Malta is a dangerous place, lmao :D
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Komentáře • 3,3K

  • @EA-cn9hq
    @EA-cn9hq Před 4 lety +13457

    If the bullets landed on Anomaly belly it’d bounce right back off :)

  • @dizzygames1019
    @dizzygames1019 Před 4 lety +3796

    Malta military: *sees random sailing boat in the water*
    Malta military: ***enemy spotted***

    • @FrToby
      @FrToby Před 4 lety +11

      DizzyGames 101 god thats a bad joke

    • @dizzygames1019
      @dizzygames1019 Před 4 lety +84

      @@FrToby bold of you to assume that I can make good jokes

    • @juntingiee2602
      @juntingiee2602 Před 4 lety +31

      Malta army: lemme commit a war crime

    • @damien7576
      @damien7576 Před 4 lety +1

      @Camui Hideaki no its a bad joke

    • @FrToby
      @FrToby Před 4 lety +2

      Camui Hideaki how come its a good joke? If ur about 7 sure

  • @jipx6142
    @jipx6142 Před 4 lety +4297

    *mosquito passes by*
    *Anomaly on ptsd*:"iM uNdEr FiRe*

  • @eilzar1217
    @eilzar1217 Před 4 lety +2236

    Stream sniping in real life

  • @oisinkyne1469
    @oisinkyne1469 Před 4 lety +161

    Anomaly: *hears wizz*
    Anomaly: “Abandon ship!!!”
    Boat trainer: *Fails Anomaly’s test*

    • @Lullan23
      @Lullan23 Před 3 lety +3

      The entire incident was planned ahead by the sailing instructor to see if he would pass the most important test as a captain; Going down with the ship

  • @perplexus1015
    @perplexus1015 Před 4 lety +1690

    “Linda was on the boat”
    ...
    “Everyone on the boat was like 40 or 50 and lost their hearing in Vietnam”

    • @ayitsalex2893
      @ayitsalex2893 Před 4 lety +9

      I was just gonna comment that

    • @zulu4272
      @zulu4272 Před 4 lety +87

      she is 47, anomaly is 57 his dad is 54

    • @above6386
      @above6386 Před 4 lety +1

      стегните пертле im fucking dyinglmao

    • @skrattandeankan6951
      @skrattandeankan6951 Před 3 lety

      what?

    • @krono6606
      @krono6606 Před 3 lety +1

      bruh right as I was reading this, I got to that part of the video

  • @shmormg5412
    @shmormg5412 Před 4 lety +749

    Anomaly: * on a sailing boat*
    Malta Police : I'm bouta end this mans whole career

    • @nxlvi
      @nxlvi Před 4 lety +11

      More like " im bouta end this mans whole life

    • @Memu_
      @Memu_ Před 4 lety +17

      That isn't even funny

    • @dinofriends1783
      @dinofriends1783 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Memu_ stfu

    • @dinofriends1783
      @dinofriends1783 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Memu_ bitch

    • @CalixSoriano
      @CalixSoriano Před 3 lety +6

      @@dinofriends1783 is not even funny all of his subscribers will be shocked if he dies

  • @thedashingcube9080
    @thedashingcube9080 Před 4 lety +237

    Malta military see anomaly:
    So anyway, I started blasting.

    • @R4de
      @R4de Před 3 lety +4

      Moving targets are great tbh

    • @InkoPeako
      @InkoPeako Před 3 lety

      _and I took that personally_

  • @Martin-id5hd
    @Martin-id5hd Před 4 lety +941

    Anomaly: i want to die
    Military: ok
    Anomaly: proceeds to tryna survive

    • @Lietuvishka_slowed
      @Lietuvishka_slowed Před 4 lety +11

      Why is this so true?

    • @Shazzile
      @Shazzile Před 4 lety +4

      if i reach 1000 subscribers im going to shave my asshair and send the hair to anomaly fanmail :)

    • @NikoArc42
      @NikoArc42 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Shazzile No god please No

    • @ET-dn2ik
      @ET-dn2ik Před 4 lety +6

      He said he wants to sit in his room all day, play games everyday and wants to die when is 35 years old in one video xD

    • @Martin-id5hd
      @Martin-id5hd Před rokem

      @@MostlyLost u good bro?

  • @barbarisas
    @barbarisas Před 4 lety +3206

    No one:
    Malta military: "Finnish peasant spotted" RATTATATATATT

  • @moryyy.
    @moryyy. Před 4 lety +295

    7:35 is no one gonna talk about how american anomaly sounds

    • @Rakusa1337
      @Rakusa1337 Před 4 lety +17

      @@crestraizn what about 9:18?

  • @allu2681
    @allu2681 Před 3 lety +56

    anomaly: *sails boat*
    Maltese military: *SWEDEN GAY SPOTTED*

  • @Deductive
    @Deductive Před 4 lety +4617

    Anomaly: Being shot at was the closest thing to dying I've encountered.
    Diabetes: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @jacobforss8325
    @jacobforss8325 Před 4 lety +633

    The coverup would be
    "He hit the stankyleg too hard"

  • @minimeatball253
    @minimeatball253 Před 4 lety +119

    how close to hear a “jizz”, very close, really close.

  • @ptbjm8289
    @ptbjm8289 Před 4 lety +119

    Girls: I was almost killed (story time)
    Anomaly: I almost got my brains blown out XDDD

    • @orangecat9559
      @orangecat9559 Před 4 lety +2

      Wow so funny

    • @ptbjm8289
      @ptbjm8289 Před 4 lety +5

      6 years ago you have an anime profile picture so any insult you say means nothing to anyone

    • @orangecat9559
      @orangecat9559 Před 4 lety

      @@ptbjm8289 how tf am I insulting you

    • @ptbjm8289
      @ptbjm8289 Před 4 lety +2

      6 years ago you said wow so funny in a sarcastic way

    • @orangecat9559
      @orangecat9559 Před 4 lety +2

      @@ptbjm8289 Ok. I just can't believe words from a person who uses xDDDD unironically

  • @axe9748
    @axe9748 Před 4 lety +1261

    The Maltan milatary probly tried to kill anomaly because of his beautifule ski mask

  • @pixel_meltdown
    @pixel_meltdown Před 4 lety +605

    0:09 ‘the title is not clickabait’
    Streetman: *IT’S NOT*
    HELLA CONFUSED

  • @hyaziinth
    @hyaziinth Před 4 lety +96

    'Almost got shot by Malta Military'
    Yeah, as if they wouldn't shoot a person wearing a ski mask.

    • @molw9954
      @molw9954 Před 2 lety

      @@Germansemi. then why'd you say it?

  • @fuzeelive3612
    @fuzeelive3612 Před 4 lety +37

    5:28 literally laughed my ass of XD

  • @kuoseis
    @kuoseis Před 4 lety +675

    Next video: I was thrown out of Malta and now I'm moving back to Sweden

    • @ragnar6525
      @ragnar6525 Před 4 lety +16

      (ALMOST DIED XD)

    • @funkyscott8274
      @funkyscott8274 Před 4 lety +4

      ( GONE WRONG!!!1!111!)

    • @noevalop5088
      @noevalop5088 Před 4 lety +9

      (WE GOT VISA BANNED XD)

    • @112fail
      @112fail Před 4 lety +7

      @@noevalop5088 (GONE SEXUAL, IN THE HOOD, GOT MOLESTED)

    • @Uncouth
      @Uncouth Před 4 lety +3

      He could have attacked the Maltese military first and still be welcome home to Sweden for a free appartment

  • @jabezpagaduan3081
    @jabezpagaduan3081 Před 4 lety +176

    Anomaly: PAPA!
    Papanomaly: yes?
    A: I've been shot!
    P: Yes

  • @kamilhintzke7065
    @kamilhintzke7065 Před 4 lety +17

    6:23
    Video: you have him named hitman!
    CZcams captions: you have him named tractor seat man!
    I died xD

  • @robojumadecreier8668
    @robojumadecreier8668 Před 4 lety +35

    Clickbait CZcamsrs: *I ALMOST DIED OMG*
    Anomaly : I almost died XD

  • @linusx1x
    @linusx1x Před 4 lety +1080

    Every other youtuber: i almost died omg!!!
    Anomaly: i almost died XDDDD

    • @kiwiwizard215
      @kiwiwizard215 Před 4 lety +45

      The thing is as well, when they put omg at the end it's always fake. But when anomaly puts XDDDDD in the title it's actually legit.

    • @pi840
      @pi840 Před 4 lety +8

      He ain't afraid of dying

    • @skimpiyy
      @skimpiyy Před 4 lety +10

      @@pi840 anomaly was paid by the military

    • @skaxkun
      @skaxkun Před 4 lety

      Etika: ...

    • @raccoon344
      @raccoon344 Před 4 lety

      Lajnos The Tiger - no one:
      etika: ☠️👻

  • @ronaldjakewatsons9252
    @ronaldjakewatsons9252 Před 4 lety +790

    Papa is not talking much cause of 1 thing
    *BEER IS ABSENT*

    • @ZaniteKnuckles
      @ZaniteKnuckles Před 4 lety +6

      Or, I guess you could say...
      *IT'S ABSINTHE*

    • @freakiestsum78
      @freakiestsum78 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ZaniteKnuckles no

    • @ChaBoiNeil
      @ChaBoiNeil Před 4 lety +4

      depression that his son is still alive

    • @DrJuiceMan
      @DrJuiceMan Před 4 lety

      The beer will make him recall the event, he has no recollection of anything while sober

    • @trixATT
      @trixATT Před 4 lety

      he got caught with fake hitman 47 cuz he missed xd

  • @Mehoyboi
    @Mehoyboi Před 4 lety +6

    thats actually nuts. glad everyone is okay jeez.

  • @bloxystuff5382
    @bloxystuff5382 Před 4 lety +1

    WOW first CZcamsr to talk about Malta and maby comes from Malta 🇲🇹 holy shi-
    Btw I am from Malta 🇲🇹 and I really like it that we have a (AMERICAN) Maltese CZcamsr around here :) keep the good work going 👍

  • @spearofdestinyfanboy
    @spearofdestinyfanboy Před 4 lety +361

    You almost died but hey you got some quality content now :)

  • @austn.j
    @austn.j Před 4 lety +383

    "im doing the stanky leg and im almost dying" - Anermoly 2k19

  • @devvratbani5209
    @devvratbani5209 Před 4 lety +5

    Anomaly:- names linda in the boat passengers
    Also anomaly:- everyone on boat was over 40.

  • @idktbh9877
    @idktbh9877 Před 4 lety +47

    Malta military: *shoots at anomaly*
    Anomaly: *survives*
    Malta military: Mision failed we`ll get him next time!

  • @tumeonfire7293
    @tumeonfire7293 Před 4 lety +143

    Military sees a boat
    OPEN FIRE
    *Laughs in military*

  • @1caaru5
    @1caaru5 Před 4 lety +669

    Wasn't close enough if you are still here
    _JK Anomaly love you_

  • @Rexsai
    @Rexsai Před 4 lety +13

    0:33 I see that water mark on the bottom right... All I can say is Nice

  • @daneware25
    @daneware25 Před 4 lety

    this was the funniest video i saw yet on all anomaly channels

  • @cityismyengland6384
    @cityismyengland6384 Před 4 lety +435

    Morgz sees this video
    *SPENDING A NIGHT IN THE MILITARY (ALMOST DIED)*

  • @mogsierra5515
    @mogsierra5515 Před 4 lety +94

    Soldiers: *fire rounds towards the boat*
    Anomaly: *D-DAY FLASHBACKS*

  • @loganjoseph5730
    @loganjoseph5730 Před 4 lety

    I love the Almost Died XD part of the title. Really expresses the seriousness of what happened lol

  • @shigehito5855
    @shigehito5855 Před 4 lety +23

    when you are in an 1v5 against guys with aks and you went eco

  • @rocketman4101
    @rocketman4101 Před 4 lety +358

    i got a better scope now. Next time i will hit. Sorry papa

  • @MartHommes
    @MartHommes Před 4 lety +14

    Anomaly hears the wizz sound
    Anomaly: *C O N F U S E D S C R E A M I N G*

  • @MathewZ788
    @MathewZ788 Před rokem +1

    Imagine the the captain of the squad going: ah I didn't know we had a bonus firing target huh? FIRE AT THE BOAT SQUAD.
    And now he is hella pissed that you're the only target they missed that day

  • @deadshotlegacy854
    @deadshotlegacy854 Před 4 lety +64

    *Papa fails the assassination*
    Mission failed, we'll get'em next time.

  • @TheSwiftDJ105
    @TheSwiftDJ105 Před 4 lety +296

    Drinking Game:
    Take a shot every time Anomaly makes a “whizz” sound

    • @MedicBagMaster
      @MedicBagMaster Před 4 lety +2

      I'd be blasted.

    • @okayegg546
      @okayegg546 Před 4 lety +4

      Take a shot every time Anomaly gets shot by the malteese military

    • @ondrejklaban5614
      @ondrejklaban5614 Před 4 lety

      Take a shot every time Anomaly gets shot. YEEET

    • @cIIII91r
      @cIIII91r Před rokem

      @@okayegg546 The malteser military

  • @laurenpickles287
    @laurenpickles287 Před 4 lety +45

    Teacher : why haven’t you brought your homework
    Me: 9:18

    • @Sherufff
      @Sherufff Před 4 lety

      I don't get it

    • @laurenpickles287
      @laurenpickles287 Před 4 lety +2

      FlixsCZ He’s explaining why he didn’t bring his homework and this is his story

    • @adrianbeli3076
      @adrianbeli3076 Před 4 lety +1

      FlixsCZ its actually funny when he says to demonstrate

    • @benfreedman2102
      @benfreedman2102 Před 4 lety

      Lauren Pickles this deserves more likes 😂

  • @gaddy555
    @gaddy555 Před 4 lety +11

    8:08 short answer too damn close

  • @gabadaba0893
    @gabadaba0893 Před 4 lety +337

    8:08
    "How close are you if you hear a jizz?" He's probably doing it in your ear...

  • @loafofbanana9986
    @loafofbanana9986 Před 4 lety +312

    Bullet: passes by
    Anomaly: OoH ShIt !! Im gOiNg To DiE !!
    "start to imitate Michael Jackson"

  • @georgitodorov7662
    @georgitodorov7662 Před 4 lety +31

    *swedish soldier dies while doing the stankele*

  • @mo1sturizer
    @mo1sturizer Před 4 lety

    I'm glad StreetMan does edit your videos

  • @jajataroy4636
    @jajataroy4636 Před 4 lety +209

    Anomaly: I’m like a swat, papa.
    SWATnomaly: mY KNEE

  • @AlexValorant
    @AlexValorant Před 4 lety +70

    5:09
    Anomaly: *hears gun shots directed at him *
    *tHaTs So CoOl*

    • @salamapukki7245
      @salamapukki7245 Před 4 lety +1

      Anomaly saw the muzzle flashes and water splashing, when he heard the shots coming at him he actually got scared and took cover.

  • @ComputerVulture
    @ComputerVulture Před 4 lety +2

    Snap is actually when the bullet is going faster than the speed of sound.
    The Wizz is when the bullet is flying sub-sonic and had time to slow down so you just hear the bullet fly or tumble through the air.

  • @benjaminhudak3971
    @benjaminhudak3971 Před 4 lety +2

    I am really happy that you are okay.

  • @eldinjusic8233
    @eldinjusic8233 Před 4 lety +58

    I like how papanomaly is just sitting there and doesn't care for anything

  • @kawaii8330
    @kawaii8330 Před 4 lety +467

    "Almost got shot by Malta Military"
    *plot twist*
    He was chased by kids with BB Guns

  • @baldski_01
    @baldski_01 Před 2 lety

    the only youtuber that doesn't clickbait

  • @moldybread6720
    @moldybread6720 Před 4 lety +76

    Anomaly has a D-DAY flashback
    *Hears German voices*
    History: Am i a Joke to you?

    • @frosthyde6683
      @frosthyde6683 Před 4 lety +8

      There was probably German yelling on the beach. What’s your point?

    • @Brekitdec2007
      @Brekitdec2007 Před 2 lety

      @@frosthyde6683 the Germans were on the top

  • @peikko5539
    @peikko5539 Před 4 lety +103

    Next video trying to plant the bomb to military base with papa ;)

  • @vern4l11
    @vern4l11 Před 4 lety +65

    me: *chilling in school*
    sounds behing the class doors: 11:22

  • @filip4333
    @filip4333 Před 4 lety +4

    7:40 the best moment 😂😂😂😂

  • @haydenbain3633
    @haydenbain3633 Před 4 lety

    Papa needs to make another gun skin. That video was awesome!
    XD

  • @gmonty2095
    @gmonty2095 Před 4 lety +125

    Anomaly: On the boat: papa's friend his girlfriend, papa, boat instructor and Linda. Everyone is above 50.
    Linda: Am i a joke to you?

    • @knightsepehr8660
      @knightsepehr8660 Před 4 lety

      i noticd that he didn't mention her or maybe she is over 40 ......

    • @gmonty2095
      @gmonty2095 Před 4 lety

      @@knightsepehr8660 she is around 25 hallo? He said that she was on the boat

    • @knightsepehr8660
      @knightsepehr8660 Před 4 lety

      @@gmonty2095 #plastic_surgery xd

    • @fizzco3373
      @fizzco3373 Před 4 lety

      On Pajesz He said 40 to 50 and above.

    • @gmonty2095
      @gmonty2095 Před 4 lety

      @@fizzco3373 she is still around 25

  • @easybre
    @easybre Před 4 lety +60

    Anomaly: sees heavy armed guys,
    Remembers that he passed a knive in a case.
    Anomaly : LoOk At Me Im A tErRoIsT, kIlL mE.

  • @jawatdennjonge9893
    @jawatdennjonge9893 Před 4 lety +5

    9:28 This killed me xD

  • @asittingpigeon1726
    @asittingpigeon1726 Před 3 lety +2

    Me:"so I've been clickbait by the title"
    Anomaly:"Well yes, but actually no

  • @miguelfajardo8356
    @miguelfajardo8356 Před 4 lety +229

    Nobody:
    Anomaly: *black woman impersonation*
    LMAO

  • @jajataroy4636
    @jajataroy4636 Před 4 lety +402

    Anomaly’s videos are great on their own, but Streetman’s editing and comments make these videos a masterpiece*.
    masterpiss*

  • @AlexThirlwall
    @AlexThirlwall Před 4 lety +1

    papa looks so much better. well done anomaly

  • @notasteinrhythm7032
    @notasteinrhythm7032 Před 3 lety

    Wind: blows slightly
    anomaly: *Objective: survive*

  • @the0master405
    @the0master405 Před 4 lety +129

    Anomaly : We gonna do some fun things
    :Streetman 0:37 right corner

  • @ZveTV
    @ZveTV Před 4 lety +32

    "I don't know anything about real guns" -anomaly 2k19 also anomaly: hides gun on desk during stream

    • @leos8944
      @leos8944 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Luigi-yp9sl r/WoOsH

  • @Calcimer
    @Calcimer Před 4 lety +3

    "I'ma do some research"
    Goes 2 comments deeper in the same webpage

  • @paasopaaso
    @paasopaaso Před 4 lety +3

    Maltan milltary: Shoots at a boat in his boat
    Anomaly: G E R M A N S

  • @yumaa8290
    @yumaa8290 Před 4 lety +148

    You probably wore your Balaclava that's why my guy
    Jk love you Bro

  • @elooouan
    @elooouan Před 4 lety +58

    Nobody:
    Papanomaly: *yEs i KnOW You mIssED*

  • @freemanwithoutthephd639
    @freemanwithoutthephd639 Před 4 lety +3

    Plot twist: the whizzing was just from flies flying past anomaly's ears

  • @yousefmahdiful
    @yousefmahdiful Před 4 lety +1

    Do more story time. Very good content

  • @Brother_Nihilus
    @Brother_Nihilus Před 4 lety +26

    9:37 Downed Twitch trying to escape interogation by Caveira

  • @jn4364
    @jn4364 Před 4 lety +94

    Anomaly getting shot at: this is just like the simulations *pulls out deagle* *one taps Malta military*

    • @legomanas4702
      @legomanas4702 Před 4 lety +11

      Hello gais, its ya boi anomaly awaiting court trial

  • @BubbleRipple
    @BubbleRipple Před 2 lety

    Street man is a comedic genius

  • @aky77geo
    @aky77geo Před 4 lety +1

    I died here 😂😂😂 8:42
    "Unless it's a fat rock..." 😂

  • @jurgen7411
    @jurgen7411 Před 4 lety +48

    He tried to play Counter Strike RL version
    Morgz sees video
    SuRvIvInG 24 HoUrS iN mIlItArY bAsE

  • @lecno1721
    @lecno1721 Před 4 lety +14

    I can't imagine how I'd react if I heard that Anomaly just straight up got one tapped.
    Jokes aside, I'm glad that you're alive.

  • @oliverrugg3732
    @oliverrugg3732 Před 3 lety +2

    9:28 - "I do the stanky leg"
    that's actually official military doctrine for receiving fire btw

  • @kacperburzak1610
    @kacperburzak1610 Před 3 lety +2

    6:02 perfect timing of eyes

  • @lynn-chan6937
    @lynn-chan6937 Před 4 lety +52

    You can't kill Anomaly, his thiccness would absorb the bullets - fat Swedish Iron Man confirmed

  • @shapezcsgo
    @shapezcsgo Před 4 lety +8

    LMAO I WAS IN MALTA AND I SWEAR I LIVED EXACTLY IN THIS AREA
    THERE WERE SIGNS SAYING "WARNING MILITARY AREA DO NOT ENTER" EVERYWHERE LOOOOOOOL

  • @brainrot___
    @brainrot___ Před 4 lety

    *in an alternate universe* : “anomaly gets shot”
    Papanomaly : yea?

  • @thomasshelby4205
    @thomasshelby4205 Před 3 lety +4

    8:08 is my favorite part

  • @Aboodi2k
    @Aboodi2k Před 4 lety +47

    chill bruh you dont know what we somalian pirates hear

  • @Aragroeg
    @Aragroeg Před 4 lety +95

    papa hired hitman to assassinate me! (ALMOST DIED XD) (COPS CALLED) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

  • @mansbergstrom4472
    @mansbergstrom4472 Před 4 lety

    This is why I subscribe to anomaly

  • @augustusrim755
    @augustusrim755 Před 4 lety +2

    Anomaly gets hit
    Also Anomaly:Thats so cool guys!!!

  • @rightfulfuture4
    @rightfulfuture4 Před 4 lety +20

    Anomaly has D-Day flashbacks and nearly commits suicide

  • @SprayPeCastor
    @SprayPeCastor Před 4 lety +89

    Finnish peasant gets shot by Malta military XD

  • @lukasbartos8761
    @lukasbartos8761 Před 4 lety

    Anomaly: Says anything
    Papanomaly: yES

  • @oxeyenld
    @oxeyenld Před 4 lety +2

    Anomaly: Uses a boat.
    The military: That has to be the best pirate We have seen.

    • @acai9130
      @acai9130 Před 4 lety

      Oxeye NLD so it seems

  • @anonanonson5996
    @anonanonson5996 Před 4 lety +6

    Vietnam veteran talking about his near death experience (1972, Colorized)