HOW I GOT MY HUGE HEAD SCAR
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- čas přidán 29. 07. 2019
- Well here's the story of how I became... "special".
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Papanomaly: "H O L D I T"
Anomaly: *Holds it*
thanks for clarifying
The joke itself is retarded until I saw your profile picture and I lost all hope in humanity
It wasn't much, but it was honest work
Fucking furries reeeeeee
"she still doesn't have that car anymore" - Anomaly, 2019
Niko_063 good sverige
*wait no nu blev det fel*
hes speaking the language of the gods
The scar healed a bit but the brain didn't
Tipul Pistolar ツ 💀💀💀
u mean he became "special"
What brain?
roman clara treaba
he became SPECIAL
Anomaly (battle scarred) case hardened scar pattern xd
Anomaly pattern 😂
Fariz Shaskia blyte
Fariz Shaskia I got you fam
hes more like Rust Coat Battle Scarred
Top scar pattern
10:36
Anomaly: Thats why i retarted
Papanomaly: yes
i like viagra Yes ! 🙂
3:48 "ughh dude that hella hurt"
10 seconds later
3:58 "it didnt hurt at all there was no pain"
Pretty sure he meant it didn't hurt after the initial hit
When you get hit in the head it usually doesnt hurt
hA hA i just get really angry when i hit my head
Rando same
Anomaly cuts head: “PAPAAAA!!!”
Papanomoly: “another k-neef”
kniv*
Anomaly:Shows Scar
Me:I don't know looks like a hairline to me
Same
yup
MorningCoffee a
you're not wrong though
Yes
"A neighbour hit his head with an axe"
Sweden 100
Yeah,, I was like.... Tf is that's supposed to mean....
Saxon 100
Sweet home Norrland
Viking 100
PYSchockMG LP His mom is Finnish so it might have happened in Finland.
Papa: *Hold the towel*
Anomaly an intellectual: *Just Holds it and not against the head*
Big IQ
Why do you repeat the same thing we already saw in the video?
Papa: hold my towel
I mean in a way.
Anomaly did what papa wanted.
👏👏👏
10000 IQ👍🏾
I swear to god 15yo Anomaly had more hormones than brain cells
LOL
Bro i was funny 1y ago 😂
@@Moha_ you didnt have to reply to yourself it wasnt that funny
@@walter2440 damn bro let me delete i- stfu
"She still doesn't have that car anymore"
That's thug life
Haha
@@billgaming8623 yeah,but who asked?
@@billgaming8623 yeah bro I hate people like that
@@freezebee3328 u are so annoying
First few minutes is just Anomaly explaining how summer cottages work. Very nice.
Basically
Gotta get that sweet revenue
(Real Title) HOW I LOST SO MANY BRAIN CELLS
(real title) how I become retarded
Not a hater but just fun
how i lost braincells i never had
*How i lost 0 brain cells**
When he talked about him holding the towel I died😂
And I thought he would hold it on his butt cause he was butt naked lol
Lol
That comment genuinely made me think he could be autistic. Autistic people tend to take things very literally, and the towel thing is a classic example haha
Same
Me too lol
Ooo dude that hella hurt 3:48
There was no pain 3:59
BruhMoment12 hahahahha
It feels like hitting something and goes numb.
Your brain got no pain receptors
@@jum8082 thanks for the information...X)
Shit my comment has already been commented
Anomaly 15 years old: hits head
Anomaly 35 years old: hits wife and kids
Oof
Wife and kids head
Like if he'd ever have a wife or kids lmao
@@elghali3558 Someone else's xD
lol lolson When Le Anomaly get out Le belt 😂😂😂
I laughed so fkn hard when ur dad told u to hold the towel xD
Same😂
Builder builds a house..
Anomaly: HES IN MINECRAFT!
Anomaly: Scar Pattern #42069
Anomaly: **breathes**
Papanomaly: Yes
Beathes?
Yes
Yes
Not Funny
Didn't Laugh
Yes
Anomaly (15) slowly dying in the backseat of a car
WE NEED that facebook photo, even if censored
“She thought I shot you in the head with an axe”
Haha wtf
Ivan Fugelsnes ”she still doesn’t have that car anymore”
Chopped is what he said
i believe he said chop
when swedens say chop its more like schop
15 years old Anomaly: *Hits his head*
Papanomaly: *Ah shit, here we go again.*
Do you know what "a dead meme" means?
Dobby 7 it Was not a dead meme its Was what anomaly and papanomaly Said?
Mamanomaly: Time to show these fuckers how to rally
Ostryy ;p haha this the funny because he dropped on head as kid xD xD
Lol
ludde slowly dying in the backseat of a car whips out his Apple iPod Touch 6 to play Doodle Jump xD
found tiger my father just molested my lips with his
"it hella hurt"
"no pain"
Papanomaly: It will take 2 hours to the nearest doctor.
Mamanomaly: Say no more
Alinity: *abuses cat live*
- will never get banned -
Anomaly: *shows hitler skin for 2 seconds*
- 1 month ban -
Anomaly: STORY TIME
TWITCH = SEXIST
it took me a full 30 seconds to realize that that should be a Hitler skin xD I didn't even see it right away and he just gets banned
@@AbdAbdAbdAbd well tyler1 fed his dog chocolate. Did he get banned? No! Also cats can fall from HUGE heights without getting hurt. Being thrown a couple feet is nothing for them. This is the most pointless drama ive ever heard of.
@@NTNTNTNTNTNTNTNTNT I have a cat so I understand that they dont get hurt if you throw them a couple of feet away but, Alinity made her cat drink vodka, that's the one I think it's big problem
@@stefanorigato tyler1 fed his dog chocolate, he didnt get banned at all. Twitch isnt sexist at all in that case. This whole drama is pointless
you forgot to add
( *NEARLY DIED XD* )
kill me
@@saminnayaz9819 But he added that a lot recently, and I'm not blaiming him, because he actually has a reason to do that
(ALMOST DIED XD )*
Lol
@@saminnayaz9819 lol
0:59
When anomaly was born
Papanomaly: "Ooh this is grotto"
0:59
6:48 anomalys face looks fackin cute
he looks like a minion
gay???
@@mitrogaming7154 Maybe it's a girl lol
SAJ s
@@frito9008 true
I can imagine why Papa doesn't have a driver's license 🤔
Yeah 😂😂
300 duis on record
because the beer tastes so good XD
:)
DAVIS many alcoholic
8:33 Anomaly: *it’s 2 hours drive*
Also Anomaly: *holds up 4 fingers*
Very Nice
Yes
he hit his head tho...
Yes
Gang signs
0:59 Australians: am I a joke to you
You started properly the scar game :D Good job mate!
"I miscalculated my height and the height of the buiding." A common mistake during a growth spurt.
Definitely
*hits head on cloud*
No Joke
Anomaly |Case Hardened(Scar pattern)
I was waiting for the scream
0:03
Yes I was also
0:59
This is probably one of the most traumatic things I've heard but at the same time, one of the funniest things. Literally in tears the whole time
"It's in the middle of nowhere."
"Half an hour away."
*Laughs in Canadian*
лаугхс ин фуцкинг руссиан
Laughs in Texas
@@virolex6961 *laughs in Russian*
Laughs in Antarctica
Laughs in african
Anomaly uploading gore photo on Facebook: felt cute might die later ;)
*Felt cut*
Baron or Qyther GENIUS
silmpon
does anyone know were the picture is
Can i get the picture?
4:27 me turning off the downstairs light and tripping down the stairs
Turning off the DOWNSAIRS light and falling DOWN THE STAIRS. Yis
0:59
I can't tell if Papanomaly is feeling nostalgic or has had too many beers.
Tjeep!
Anomaly: "Tells how shit the summer house was"
Papanomaly the whole vid thinking deeply: "But I thought they liked it, I wasted all those money for nothing?"
Imdaad Pobon my dad kisses my lips every day
@@wungomungo6177 god i wish that were me
@@bombardier6033 sweet home alabama
Can you do a tutorial on how to get banned on TwitchTV for 30 Days? Thank you
Byun Champion well it is just not for alinity
Or how he got a vac ban for more then 10 years xD
Rip minecraft monday
xd
Don't throw a cat on stream
"shot you in the head with an axe" - papapanomaly 2019
You are pretty good at telling storys dude
Anomaly: i got the scar pattern
Raad:like on ur head?
This a gOLD
Next video better "How Papanomlay lost his drivers license"... but we all know that its going to end in drunk driving..
Exactly what I thought xd
I don't think so. He just constantly had alcohol in his blood so he couldn't even take driving lessons :D
You're story made me lough,cry,smile and im shaking cuz of the blood
Anomaly : talks about csgo patern
Older anomaly : talks about roof patern
Even older anomaly : talks about melon patern
"HOW I GOT THE AK SCAR PATTERN ON MY HEAD IRL"
"sHE sTIll dosEnT HavE ThAt CaR AnyMORe"
-Anomaly 2019
Nisam znao da srbi gledaju anomaly-ja
@@nemanjajelicic409 otkud znas da sam srbin tebra
@@misko933 pa prvo sam ti video ime pa sam ti gledao videe
@@nemanjajelicic409 a
bravo brate
slowly more of anomoly's head will be relieved to us
Damn, so rare! Anomaly scar pattern😂
5:25 at least in Finland you do not need a driver's license in an emergency. But papa was probably drunk though
when was he not drunk for 5 minutes
Yes you need
@@marttiperttila1232 you can drive in emergency without a license and even drunk, for example to the hospital. As you get to the hospital you can not drive anywhere from that point.
@@nameless_4084 ite sain sakkoa kun kuskasin kaverin sairaalaan autolla ilman korttia ja oli hätätilanne
not in sweden either but you are probably right, bet he was drunk
holly shii thank u i was crying and wacthing this u help w me being dep
ressed
When Anomaly is 6’4. Adam Silver: “with the first pick in the 2020 NBA draft”
swedish house: they know me for my 1 taps
they talk about my vantapz
(i know that correctly it is "onetaps")
Swedish house:
- They know as the headshot machine
- They know me from the scar they seen
- They know me from the CZcams they watch
- They talk about my wan taps and that thing for me aiming is so ez
- I just waiting Anomaly and thats it
1 traps
the roof dinked him
Doctor: I'm sorry you got PhD.
Anomaly: What is a PhD?
Doctor:
Permanent
Head
Damage
Papanomaly: No shit Sherlock.
2
2
I have PhD too..... Pretty huge dick....
8:33
Anomaly: The drive was supposed to be 2 hours long
Also Anomaly:
*shows 4*
A yEs tHiS iS BiG BrAiN TiMe
I'm so hype for the new scalp reveal
Anomaly: sauna house looks kinda like this.
Pic: papanomaly with beer
*eNeRgY dRiNk*
So sauna looked sexy?
Literally no one:
Anomaly: "YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS?!"
*edit: if you're gonna comment on how I'm not funny suck shit, thanks*
how is that funny
virgin
r/uselessnobody
@@cachorrocareca3233 you beat me to it fuck
Shit meme
Nobody:
Papanomaly: YES
0:07
Anomaly: "I got this HUUUGE frickin' scar on top of my head"
Papanomaly: ... "Yeees!" C:
Anomaly: "And that probably explains why I'm retarded aswell."
Papanomaly: "Yes, it does."
LMAO
222 likes and im first comment...
@@teiturkarason222 255 and 2nd comment
sitsia 340 3rd comment
@@FL1K4z nice
sitsia 5th
I've experienced something simillar! I was like 3~4 years old and was just running around at my great-grandmas house, laughing like the happy not-a-care-in-the-world-kid that I was, when my foot suddenly got stuck under a mat, so I trip and litterally lift off the ground as I fly straight forward, faceplanting a radiator on the wall... 😂 I don't remember anything else after that, but I still today (26 years later) have a highly visible "Harry Potter-like" scar on my forehead! xD
Anomaly: ''Bleeds out of the head''
Papa: hold the towel
Also anomaly: ''holds the towel in his hands''
8:22 When my mom enters my room without knocking
Lmao
I dont have a door in my room cause i yeet it out cause csgo raged me
No troll..😂🥐🥐🥐😂🤣🤣🥐🥐🥐
Lmao
Wierd flex but ok
@@cyberreaper18 i dont have a room,
Im 13
"I took some pants on I think, I didn't have any underwear, I Just put on pants."
[ *M A N* 100 ]
Anomaly:Very very funny story how it happened.
Papanomaly: *YES*
"yes"
-papanomaly
4:26 anomaly realises he is going to die and he is happy about it
Papanomaly:" WHAT HAPPEND SON?"
anomaly: "IM GONNA DIE DUDE🤣"
*IM GONNA DIA DUDE XD
I've honestly never laughed as much by myself as I did when you told the part about the towel Xd
I couldn't breathe Xd
+++
Same
bruh the thing with the towel FREAKIN KILLED ME BRUH I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD the thing is you almost killed me cuz I was drinking water and almost choked
papa should have slapped some flex tape on that cut
The most important question is: Why the fck has papa no driving license?
because hes fucking alcoholic
@@pedrito_1468 yeah I was boutta say
@@pedrito_1468 actualy he isnt an actual alcoholic there is proof that he just do that 4 view :D
@@filipemiranda7915 no shit XD
F4z0R he drinks so much he’s just permanently drunk
He should have named this video *"HAIR REVEAL!"*
Imdaad Pobon scalp reveal
Dauyym ur hair looking good anomaly
The outro is crazy 🤣 😂😂😂
normal people : * Pay 5000 in the shop for scar
Anomaly : Gets scar for free
What kind of idiots pay for scars? Normal people get them for free.
Not trying to imply that anomaly is normal though
@@eXcessi0n_nz wooooosh
you can get scar for free if someone dies with it
@@eXcessi0n_nz r/wooosh
@@eXcessi0n_nz And also Scar-20 is $5000 in CS:GO. Plus it was a joke bruh.
CZcams: oh what a nice story
Anomaly: so here’s my bloody scar picture
CZcams: ah shit here we go again
I had A similar story while i was playing basketball and a hit A nail with my head.
Anomaly at 15: literally dying
Anomaly now: its a funny story
Anomaly: How I got a huge SCAR on the top of my head!
G3SG1: Am I A Joke To You?
jOwOona How I got a huge G3SG1 on the top of my heaf
Fuck anime
Such a good dad joke but kinda cringie xD
@@Dundew Anime=japanese word for animation.
@@JoonaBruh don't worry, he probably a weeb too, he just hiding it, don't worry, let him be ;)
Is this the blue gem scar pattern ? 🤔 worth atleast 30K
it's the rare inverted red gem pattern
Bro that was the funniest thing i have heard i a long time
Papanomaly: has no beer, but has flashbacks.
After Anomaly hit his head
Papanomaly: Is he normal now?
Omg anomaly got rare scar pattern god damn ez 50 stitches overpay
Now that I'm coming back to this video and actually watching it. The head injury makes me think...
similar story to me: So when I was old, I was casually playing on the slides, then one time I fell off the top and there was a huge layer of brick from behind, so that shit hurt when it hit my forehead. So later I was rushed to the hospital but it was nothing serious you know.
when you get banned from twitch for 30 days when you show pixel hittler but not getting banned when you abuse your cat *sad papa noices*
_My guess is that papanomaly tried a late term abortion about 20 years too late_
@waffeltek aw man
@@simonnilsson7606 so we back in the mine
@@1caaru5 got a pickaxe swinging from side to side side, side to side
@@jonatanholmsten3832 this task a grueling one
@@boleslavaivazovsky5012 hope to find some diamonds tonight, diamonds tonight
i love his aceent
best story tellers
I think you got the wrong skin...
Wait that sounds bad
it says "anomaly is gay" at the end in broken Arabic LMAOO
Snekcharmer I hate the Arabic language as well
@@mrcreepmcpasta2959 same but i can read Arabic.
Alex Prime Official I can but I just hate it. I’m Muslim
@STAN GWSN yes it does lol
@STAN GWSN HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH fucking salty 12 year old lmaoo
Anomaly: Tells a horribile story
Also Anomaly at the end: Look at Papanomaly's hella good looking shirt