The Coffee Table (2024) Review

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  • čas přidán 6. 09. 2024
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Komentáře • 252

  • @btvcast
    @btvcast Před 4 měsíci +19

    It's funny the people I thought were gonna be offended weren't. They came back blown away and thankful. It's done so courteous and not overly gore filled. I think that's why.

    • @MrBooone
      @MrBooone Před 4 měsíci +3

      Dude it’s the most ok level horror ever, I love your channel but you full out shilled so hard for the most ok horror ever LMAO
      Once again this doesn’t come from hate, it’s just not that hard man. It’s a good movie but damn you made it sound like it was the strange thing about the Johnsons. THAT was upsetting, this was milque toast of that. Still good, but hardly something that would upset people

    • @zacgale4231
      @zacgale4231 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@MrBooonedo you have kids? Bc that aspect of the film hit me hard

    • @sinistercinemareviews5420
      @sinistercinemareviews5420  Před 3 měsíci +1

      Now now boys

    • @angeldaviani8678
      @angeldaviani8678 Před 3 měsíci

      movie sucks, i fell asleep watching this. People love hype. Go watch "malevolent" thats a good movie. fun, crazy, scary, and with a twist at the end dont waste your time watching this

    • @btvcast
      @btvcast Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@MrBoooneYou over here trying to sell your lack of enjoyment to people who enjoyed the movie too? JFC. You Need to move on dude. The movie is not for you. Too bad.

  • @vastral1924
    @vastral1924 Před 3 měsíci +11

    The salesman is the devil, YOU CAN FEEL THE LOOK… at the opening scene.

    • @Dr0p0fahat
      @Dr0p0fahat Před 3 měsíci +6

      It's possible. I think it's like a monkey's paw story - the salesman says the table will make his life better - since Jesus didn't want children, the table did what it thought he wanted in a twisted way.

    • @schwarzesonne4001
      @schwarzesonne4001 Před měsícem

      ​​​@@Dr0p0fahatbut it didnt make his life better, so your logic makes no sence.
      Only logical approach would be that "he didnt want that baby (cause he thought it will make his life better)" and "devil" granted him his wish in a "twisted" way that it didnt make his life better? Still makes no sence, I agree; But your logic has even less sence.
      Cause if you are going to "twist" a wish, first you must grant a wish to twist and he hasn't been granted a wish at all. (According to your argument)
      So yeah, youre wrong

    • @Dr0p0fahat
      @Dr0p0fahat Před měsícem +1

      @@schwarzesonne4001 Bro, I never said he was granted a wish (I never used the word "wish" at all). And I didn't say the table succeeded in making his life better, I said it tried to act on his unspoken resentment of the baby - if you missed that he didn't want the baby, you missed a lot. And it does follow the tortured logic of a "monkey's paw" type of twisted "deepest desires fulfilled" story (or "Wishmaster", for a more modern take). The table acted on his deepest unspoken desires with disastrous consequences. It makes a lot of sense in the context of the movie. We can agree to disagree.

    • @schwarzesonne4001
      @schwarzesonne4001 Před měsícem +1

      @@Dr0p0fahat my bad, I understand your comment now. I thought u ment it like "deal with the devil" logic. My bad, sorry. You explained it good, I just didnt get it.
      I understand that he didnt want a child. Just didnt quite get your comment at first but Im not that dumb that I havent realised he didnt want the child haha (thats why i dont get why all comments suggest it was an accident btw, I think this movie wants to let us to determine was it an accident or act of rage)

  • @d50mx6
    @d50mx6 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Your video popped up in my feed a couple weeks ago and luckily I watched only 2 minutes of it. As a person who kind of likes disturbing movies, I watched this movie last night with trepidation. It was a hard watch. I had this anxiety-like feeling in my chest throughout the movie. It was very well-made and acted. Great movie!

    • @sinistercinemareviews5420
      @sinistercinemareviews5420  Před 3 měsíci

      Careful, there’s a bunch of people going around attacking anyone who likes this movie and demanding that they acknowledge it isn’t good and not disturbing. Haha

  • @maxwashingtonmusic7000
    @maxwashingtonmusic7000 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I might watch it. I have trouble watching horrifying movies like Martyrs and Sex and the City 2. Your review makes this movie sound powerful. Great vid! 🎥🎥🎥🎥

  • @taychanel
    @taychanel Před 3 měsíci +4

    This was really good👍 It's funny people are more concerned with animal cruelty than what actually happened😂 The salesman coming to the apartment mixed with the aftermath of what happened was the funny part for me.

  • @ConGamePro
    @ConGamePro Před 3 měsíci +4

    Very Good. I loved when the drip came across the baby monitor. What that man went through was soul chattering.

  • @ButterCookie1984
    @ButterCookie1984 Před 4 měsíci +5

    Just finished. Came away shocked, but it was bearable. Very unique, and I can see myself recommending it.

  • @mayamelina6
    @mayamelina6 Před 7 hodinami

    I’m glad I watched it without knowing what it was about, but I’m not one who is easily upset. Only watched the beginning of your review until now. I watched while it was free on Tubi, but it seems they took it off already. Thanks for the heads up. It was amazing! The level of anxiety I felt… man, it was intense. Some of the best acting I’ve seen recently.

  • @BillCassinelli
    @BillCassinelli Před 3 měsíci +1

    I am in absolute 100% agreement with Jason. everything from Hitchcock's ROPE to being desensitized, knowing it's just a movie, but DAMN. It is phenomenal. 10/10 for me.

  • @AndréVilaFranca
    @AndréVilaFranca Před 4 měsíci +4

    Thanks for the recommendation guys. I'm looking forward to it.

  • @robinpst4935
    @robinpst4935 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Great review guys. Not a movie I plan to see but your conversation about it was helpful.

  • @xspartacuspmaximus5247
    @xspartacuspmaximus5247 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I've watched this movie because of Beyond the Void and I'm glad I did. Really enjoyed the dark suspense this movie presented. One of the best one I've seen as of recent. My teenager kids were very much impressed by this movie. It's one of their favorite movie so far.

  • @DOAVLAD
    @DOAVLAD Před 3 měsíci +2

    The reason we don’t find out what happens is because He doesn’t even know what happened the movie was seen was from his lost and confused pov

  • @HorrorHemo13
    @HorrorHemo13 Před 4 měsíci +8

    Im leaving before the spoiler talk, so my guess is a movie called The Coffee Table would be "What if that Wayfair conspiracy were true and how crazy can we make it"

  • @hideousproductionsllc

    Just watched this stoned and all I can say is wow that was one huge anxiety attack. I did go in blind just hearing about people talking about this movie, I decided to put it on expecting ghosts or some stupid hunted furniture movie…nope. This goddamn movie just unlocked a new trauma for me. Don’t think I’ll ever have kids now no thanks

  • @nordriket
    @nordriket Před 3 měsíci +2

    I still feel like I'm having a panic attack after watching this movie. I had not read any warnings, and I should have. Very good movie, but I'm not watching this again

  • @Dr0p0fahat
    @Dr0p0fahat Před 3 měsíci +6

    Since Jesus imagined hearing the sounds from the monitor and seeing and tasting the blood, part of me was hoping that when his brother looked at the baby, it would turn out that the baby was fine, that Jesus had imagined the baby's death (manifestation of his insecurity watching it alone), and that the blood was all his. I was disappointed but not surprised to find out I was wrong.

    • @sinistercinemareviews5420
      @sinistercinemareviews5420  Před 3 měsíci +2

      That would take the impact away

    • @Dr0p0fahat
      @Dr0p0fahat Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@sinistercinemareviews5420 I agree completely. I was grasping at hope, but the movie has no hope, and that's why it's so nerve-shattering and soul-crushing.

  • @Ilovetruecrime545
    @Ilovetruecrime545 Před 4 měsíci +3

    The saddest and most disturbing well-done movie I have ever seen is amazing actress Noomi Rapace’s Daisy Diamond. That movie destroyed my soul.

    • @sinistercinemareviews5420
      @sinistercinemareviews5420  Před 4 měsíci

      Never saw it

    • @zacgale4231
      @zacgale4231 Před 3 měsíci

      The most saddest movie I’ve ever seen is Playground (2017).. went into this knowing nothing.. not even knowing it was a true story.. it left me in shambles.. I couldn’t stop crying after it ended.

  • @marcnebotprat3516
    @marcnebotprat3516 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Cool review guys. The movie was made near where I live, in just ten days and with a ridiculous budget. I would say its a very dark comedy, with some Coen's influence. And yes, impossible not to think of Ari Aster. Try to check out the movie he co-directed in 2017 with Albert Pintó (Pintó is the one that made Netflix's "Nowhere" recently). Its called "Matar a Dios" ("Killing God").

  • @NightOwlandtheMoon
    @NightOwlandtheMoon Před 4 měsíci +2

    I watched this immediately after seeing the Beyond the Void review, so I relate to Jason. I even thought it was going to be a paranormal movie with a cursed coffee table lol. But what it is is a great movie placed in reality. I agree with this review by you both so much. Great movie. I can be sensitive to real life crime stories and I can’t watch A Serbian Film (tried to but turned it off), but I did fine with this one and really appreciated every aspect. Like Jason said- perfect film. IMDb has “comedy” and “dark comedy” genre tags. I’d say possibly dark quirkiness with the horrific situation but no way comedy and I never laughed, just had my jaw dropped the whole time.

    • @ConGamePro
      @ConGamePro Před 3 měsíci

      Yeah I hadn’t read ANYTHING about it. So I also thought it was going to be about a haunted coffee table or something where the furniture store was a cult. But what I got was so deliciously better. I’m a horrible human being as I only feel bad when animals die in films.

  • @thefaceless8796
    @thefaceless8796 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Lord have mercy. My sister is a new mother and she's going through some serious postpartum OCD with the intrusive thoughts that she's going to hurt the child both accidentally and on purpose. It just hits a little harder seeing this review after having a long talk with her earlier today and over the past few weeks. I'm a father myself so it's crazy to think of on that level as well. I think I'm going to have to skip this one. At least for a while. Although I am also desensitized in a way like you were saying by watching a Serbian film and martyrs, human guinea pig and the like but idk perhaps I'm good right now lol.

    • @TrevyTrev-andTheFunkyPets
      @TrevyTrev-andTheFunkyPets Před 4 měsíci

      I’m learning to skip these overhyped “ different “ movies. Civil War, Late Night with the Devil, When Evil Lurks. As much I as love different movies , they just don’t hit the mark these days.
      Taking my niece & nephew to Kingdom of The Planet of Apes tomorrow and have some fun.😊

    • @sinistercinemareviews5420
      @sinistercinemareviews5420  Před 3 měsíci +2

      Definitely don’t recommend it to her… we all have those intrusive thoughts.

  • @DonJoeBob
    @DonJoeBob Před 2 měsíci

    "Theatre of the Mind" is the best way to describe this one. It's what separates good films from great films and why a film like this is so much more effective than over the top ones like A Serbian Film, which I wouldn't recommend to anyone, it's good but 'too much'. The Coffee Table will surely be an interesting watch for nearly anyone who can handle a pitch black dark comedy film. Loved it.

  • @gerudconley1759
    @gerudconley1759 Před 4 měsíci

    you and Kali have the best frontward and backward caps of all time

  • @ButterCookie1984
    @ButterCookie1984 Před 4 měsíci +7

    I think I will watch this tonight. As long as there is no animal cruelty.

    • @sinistercinemareviews5420
      @sinistercinemareviews5420  Před 3 měsíci +2

      None

    • @ButterCookie1984
      @ButterCookie1984 Před 3 měsíci

      I really liked this film! Glad for the recommendation.

    • @keithcourson7317
      @keithcourson7317 Před 3 měsíci +1

      No animal cruelty here. In point of fact, two of the main characters are vegans. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Scorpiocatmeow644
      @Scorpiocatmeow644 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Literally my rules too. I can’t do animal cruelty. I couldn’t finish bad boy bubby because of it.

  • @oguzhankusoglu4579
    @oguzhankusoglu4579 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Thank you for the recommendation! I will check this out

  • @sadrequiem
    @sadrequiem Před měsícem

    ***spoilers ahead ***
    I don’t know if it’s lost in translation, sub or dub, but the movie is pretty funny in several parts. The first 15 minutes (at least after the birthing scene), the film is a comedy. The banter between the couple, between the salesman and the wife, it’s gold.
    Even after the horrific event, I was still holding my hands to my mouth when the guy visits the neighbors and that whole interaction made me laugh again. It felt like a very very dark comedy and it was a welcome relief at that moment. Still, it was horror after horror with every moment when someone got close to finding out.
    What a movie! What a ride. Very tragic. After watching it I went into my sleeping son’s room and gave him a kiss while he slept. I love being a father and now I appreciate it a little bit more.

  • @chloehandy3516
    @chloehandy3516 Před 3 měsíci

    Glad I found a good review. I went in thinking something truly traumatic must happen, but as soon as it did. Wow. I was shocked. Me and my boyfriend were not expecting that. We’re also pretty desensitized to horror, and this was shocking!! Loved the movie. The dialogue for me just built tension. I couldn’t stand it!! ❤

  • @Hobblone-xe3jv
    @Hobblone-xe3jv Před 4 měsíci +1

    Thanks for spoilers.Don't know if I'll be able to find it.

  • @GoalieOfUnholy
    @GoalieOfUnholy Před 2 měsíci

    @ 9:37, The glass was on its side, pointing up. Because he was missing the piece to put it in correctly. So he just leaned it up against one of the statues. It was essentially a guillotine.

    • @jjsmama401
      @jjsmama401 Před 2 měsíci

      Please hide this comment as it is a spoiler. But thanks for explaining.

  • @markmononoke7672
    @markmononoke7672 Před 4 měsíci

    I really appreciate your very vague review. Only got 6 minutes into this. Gonna give it a watch!

    • @markmononoke7672
      @markmononoke7672 Před 3 měsíci

      Im back! The acting was great and I thought the ending was alright. Overall I wanted more from this movie. Didn’t really do it for me, but I’m glad I checked it out.

  • @frostbite4954
    @frostbite4954 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I think I kindly skip this one. My brother has a one year old daughter, my sister a new born. I don’t want to remember that I have seen that movie, when I visit them.

  • @cyan11_music
    @cyan11_music Před 3 měsíci

    Got the rec from ghost pirate. I agree with all your takes. I just watched it twice in two days. It hit harder the second time because yesterday I was feeling highly desensitized. But still, the final few minutes is so terrifying and that is due to the great job by the actors and the director. I was most impressed by Jesus’ brother, he pulled off that scene so well, all he was trying to do was mitigate a terrible situation and he couldn’t because of the dog and the mom not taking no for an answer. You can really feel the emotions all around the room, and it looks like it would play out that way in reality. It is probably the most harrowing ending I have ever seen, and I have watched thousands of movies, especially horror.

  • @necromechanimal
    @necromechanimal Před 4 měsíci +2

    I was hoping you'd review this! Such a TENSE film, SPOILER when the salesman delivered the screws and was holding him up, it was driving me so crazy I had to laugh, little did i know that was just the beginning! Still wish the dog would have carried around the head with everyone chasing after it. 😂

  • @ShaneMichealCupp
    @ShaneMichealCupp Před 2 měsíci

    I thought it was an amazing film and you guys had some great insights in your review.

  • @OreoDave
    @OreoDave Před 3 měsíci +1

    Did the neighbor ever get the stain remover back? Loose end. I can't make heads or tails of it. Cheers 👐

  • @necromechanimal
    @necromechanimal Před 4 měsíci +2

    Expectations lessen the experience, even more when you have a good imagination.
    What's stopping you from doing the one minute reviews like you said you would like? I only ever watch reviews & trailers after seeing the film, so I would love if you did that & dedicated the rest of the time to spoiler talk.

    • @sinistercinemareviews5420
      @sinistercinemareviews5420  Před 3 měsíci

      Just like to talk too much

    • @necromechanimal
      @necromechanimal Před 3 měsíci

      @sinistercinemareviews5420 That's what I'm saying, talk 1 minute spoiler free & give your recommendation or not, then go deep on spoilers!
      Or if you're worried about retention from weirdos who watch reviews before the film, maybe make shorts until they become available everywhere, then do full spoiler talk?
      Idk, I just like to comment to help the videos, but I like in depth discussions so that's mainly what I comment about, lol, so just ignore me I guess🤪

  • @tjk3430
    @tjk3430 Před 3 měsíci

    Expectatons are tricky. I went into Fincher's The Killer without plot spoilers but heard some people didn't like or thought the ending was anticlimactic. I savored every chapter of that film and considered pausing at the last 10 min to watch the whole thing again dreading my good time being ruined. I didn't end up doing that and was pleasantly surprised by the ending. My usual preference is to go into films as blind as possible but had that been the case I might have been let down like those that saw it before me. Having expectations usually works against me but can occasionally have the opposite affect. Thanks for the honest review.

  • @explodingheadshorrormoviepod

    Really liked this one! We were going to cover it on Exploding Heads but Christian didn’t consider it horror 😔

  • @djdepression
    @djdepression Před 4 měsíci +1

    I loved this movie. I didn't really think it was super "disturbing". People just haven't seen a lot of disturbing movies, I guess. That said, this movie read like a tense thriller to me. One of the best horror(?) movies of the year so far.

    • @karumeg
      @karumeg Před 2 měsíci +1

      To be honest, I've seen quite the "disturbing" movies, super explicit, a lot of gore and all, but this one hit me more thematically than visually. Hard to think about a more disturbing movie than this that's not violently over the top.

    • @djdepression
      @djdepression Před 2 měsíci

      @karumeg I think Hereditary was more disturbing in terms of something that matches the violence in this movie. If anything goes, then there are tons of more disturbing movies, violence and theme wise.

  • @kylewalker5547
    @kylewalker5547 Před 4 měsíci +7

    For better or for worse, I’m completely desensitized myself. I saw this last year, and while it was disturbing, I found that it was more of a pitch black comedy that elicits uncomfortable chuckles. It reminds me of a modern day take on a Greek tragedy.

    • @josealqueres
      @josealqueres Před 4 měsíci

      Exactly! Just wrote that without seeing your coment. Its more like dark comedy than anything else.. really.

    • @sinistercinemareviews5420
      @sinistercinemareviews5420  Před 3 měsíci

      Yeah, but only to fucked up people like us

    • @josealqueres
      @josealqueres Před 3 měsíci

      @@sinistercinemareviews5420 Come on man.. let's talk about the absurdity of this film's script and how much it is (im)possible to believe in the father's reaction to the "problem".. I mean.. no 911 call? For me its so absurd its funny and it aims for the shock value/factor. Kindda like "A Serbian movie".

    • @chloehandy3516
      @chloehandy3516 Před 3 měsíci

      Exactly!! Lol I love your take. Bc me and my boyfriend went from laughing to gasping to laughing within moments!! The tension is incredible and the laughter helps ease that and get the mind all comfortable before the next dread filled scene. Loved it

    • @NicoWeber2024
      @NicoWeber2024 Před 3 měsíci

      i culd not see any comedy in this movie, it´s dark as hell

  • @remc0s
    @remc0s Před 3 měsíci

    When i heard the title i expected a movie about haunted furniture, but this is way scarier, because it could actually happen for real.

  • @BookMaven9
    @BookMaven9 Před 3 měsíci

    Patrick Michael omg! Review: well executed, excellent acting. Stress inducing beyond the pale. Well done! However I won’t be watching this one again lol. Love what the creators did within 90 minutes of run time. No moment is wasted. Economically emotional. I appreciate the film and what they did so much. I have to stay technical about it. But the tragedy was just horrific

  • @deliaproductions
    @deliaproductions Před 26 dny

    You’re only desensitized to this, because you don’t have kids.
    And it CLEARLY shows.

  • @JacobCorenthose
    @JacobCorenthose Před 3 měsíci

    The Coffee Table feels like the dark, fucked up cousin of Hitchcock's Rope. Very similar in how it creates tension, but with a nastier truth at the center of it. This rivals Stopmotion as my favorite horror film of the year so far.

  • @morallycorruptmaleficentti1194

    Yeah when I first saw this movie It screamed Hereditary.
    I think they wanted to get the beheading part of Hereditary and just stretch out that emotion for a full movie. That’s why I think it’s not as good imo. it’s not scary at all. It’s more of a suspense drama

  • @pamelaboden
    @pamelaboden Před 3 měsíci

    I didn't know what was going to happen but as soon as he accidentally killed the baby, I kept thinking, "call the police, call the police, don't do anything but call the police!" It's when he tried to clean it up that made me get anxious. And then I thought, "Well, the police and everyone will understand he's in shock and hiding everything was just a sign of the shock.....". It's not a scary movie, it's an anxiety ridden movie.

  • @modalsoul6511
    @modalsoul6511 Před 3 měsíci +1

    My dvd shipped yesterday … I’m excited … so far IRREVERSIBLE and SERBIAN FILM are the most disturbing films I’ve seen…. How does it compare to those two ?

  • @rsh8057
    @rsh8057 Před 2 měsíci

    This was a horrific beautiful movie. Even looking past the major event, the acting was great and I could have watched a movie about the family dynamics and crazy neighbors and divorced friends. The subtext was amazingly wellhandled and written.

    • @sinistercinemareviews5420
      @sinistercinemareviews5420  Před 2 měsíci

      This film sure has garnered all sorts of different opinions and feelings

    • @rsh8057
      @rsh8057 Před 2 měsíci

      @@sinistercinemareviews5420 Some films like Human Centipede feel like they are made just to offend. It seems like a gimmick and once you know it, there is nothing there. The Coffee Table isn't a gotcha type film but I agree it sure isn't for everyone.

  • @cleancountershot3941
    @cleancountershot3941 Před 3 měsíci +1

    They showed the table being wobbly bc of the missing screw then he says to the baby wanna see the table I can only assume he sat the baby on it and it fell

  • @xoneethicx7664
    @xoneethicx7664 Před 4 měsíci +3

    as long as there’s no non-human animals being harmed, i can stomach most things.

    • @sinistercinemareviews5420
      @sinistercinemareviews5420  Před 3 měsíci +2

      Yeah

    • @the_hausing_authority
      @the_hausing_authority Před 3 měsíci

      so you're fine with depictions of humans being harmed, but not animals?

    • @jbjacobs9514
      @jbjacobs9514 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@the_hausing_authority Yeah. I feel that way. Depends with humans on what happens. Hereditary had no effect on me, mainly because I really didn't like the movie, let alone the brother and sister. I don't want harm to come to anyone in real life; I cry often at true crime stories. But usually with animals, there is something really wrong with killing an animal in a movie. I just feel like it doesn't have to be done. There are movies I feel that way about children or even adults. It's like I will say, why'd you have to kill that man? He wasn't doing anything to you, kind of thing.

    • @the_hausing_authority
      @the_hausing_authority Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@jbjacobs9514absolute food for thought there. Thanks for taking the time to reply. Respect.

    • @jbjacobs9514
      @jbjacobs9514 Před 3 měsíci

      @@the_hausing_authority Back at ya! Thanks.

  • @jjsmama401
    @jjsmama401 Před 2 měsíci

    This was actually a pretty good movie. A lot of disturbing movies are disgusting and I regret watching them, but this one was well done.

  • @Did.You.Forget
    @Did.You.Forget Před 3 měsíci +1

    Damn!!! Spoilers!!! Watch out!

  • @wolfen69
    @wolfen69 Před 2 měsíci

    Great review. Like you it didn't faze me at all but it was tense and heavy. Not really horror though.

  • @corpse7333
    @corpse7333 Před 3 měsíci

    Jesus's wife was extremely annoying. Like literally from the beginning she was way too controlling and she was making fun of her husband and said it was karma. But I guess Jesus's wife got karma by losing the baby. It was never Jesus's fault. A guy can buy something he likes. She made this a huge deal which was unnecessary. Tbh I wasn't surprised or got anything from the movie except seeing how Jesus was terrified. Only his grief. Not his wife's.

    • @sinistercinemareviews5420
      @sinistercinemareviews5420  Před 3 měsíci

      Cause she didn’t find out till the last minute and then killed herself

    • @corpse7333
      @corpse7333 Před 3 měsíci

      @@sinistercinemareviews5420 still it doesn't justify her behaviours towards her husband. Obviously she killed herself because she found out about the great loss. That was a different thing but she was extremely annoying throughout the whole movie

  • @Scorpiocatmeow644
    @Scorpiocatmeow644 Před 3 měsíci

    I’m absolutely desensitized to disturbing movies so I’m excited to watch this. It’s definitely been hyped up a lot but I have a feeling I’m gonna be disappointed

    • @sinistercinemareviews5420
      @sinistercinemareviews5420  Před 3 měsíci

      It’s a good movie. Don’t focus on if it lives up to some shocking hype, just enjoy the film for what it is

  • @deliaproductions
    @deliaproductions Před 26 dny

    Comparing this-just on aesthetic level-to “Rope”, IS ABSOLUTE HOGWASH BULLSHIIIT

    • @sinistercinemareviews5420
      @sinistercinemareviews5420  Před 26 dny

      Never said anything about aesthetics. I said the concept. Are you just looking for an argument? It sure feels like it. Calm down

  • @keithcourson7317
    @keithcourson7317 Před 3 měsíci

    Oh. My. God. I just finished this film and I am straight up completely wrecked.

  • @entropystings
    @entropystings Před 3 měsíci

    Softly disturbing? Intensely reserved? It's hard to quantify the tone of this film. Alex spoiled it for me when he said it's something they do in Spanish language films but not here. But it didn't ruin it for me. The way they paint the main character as being such a good guy was done so well. Good good film.

  • @emcarrillo398
    @emcarrillo398 Před 3 měsíci

    DON’T BELIEVE THE HYPE PEOPLE. I DID AND I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT.

  • @Dr0p0fahat
    @Dr0p0fahat Před 3 měsíci

    The salesman said the table would "make your life better". Jesus didn't want children. The table did what it thought Jesus wanted.

  • @PaulLarke1980
    @PaulLarke1980 Před 3 měsíci

    Really enjoyed this film, but I definitely had a different experience. Going way out on a limb here, but I saw this as primarily a black comedy and did laugh out loud at some of the most 'shocking' scenes. The inciting incident with the coffee table definitley felt like a punchline to a joke that had been being setup from the beginning in the furniture store. I don't feel the film took itself too seriously, allowing for this humerous undertone, which I think makes the film more disturbing if reading the film straight. I just happen to like my humour very dark.

  • @lucygresham3012
    @lucygresham3012 Před 2 měsíci

    Just finished it...i laughed through pure shock...what a fantastic film...my stomach was an entire knot til the credits x
    Gotta add I have scar above my eyebrow from running into as glass top coffee table when I was 2...it was the entire length of my toddler eyebrow....coffee table are dangerous xx

  • @SamDavies94
    @SamDavies94 Před 3 měsíci

    Watched it yesterday, thought it was pretty bad, it's not really disturbing or a 'horror' film, more a very dark comedy. Once I realised it was a comedy I enjoyed it a lot more.
    The film has poor direction, bad camera work, occasionally poor editing, and some awful acting.
    If you want to watch a film about child loss that handles things maturely, watch Anti-Christ.

  • @lucygresham3012
    @lucygresham3012 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I read the synopsis...i had to as I don't do animal cruelty...yes I am a wuss! It sounds like a cheerful movie lol xx

  • @AaronBernstein-pw2me
    @AaronBernstein-pw2me Před 3 měsíci

    Next thing I felt was that Jesus was going to have to murder everyone else to prevent them from suffering the loss as he was. Tense film. Couldn't stop watching it. Well done.

  • @theresabarreras4775
    @theresabarreras4775 Před 13 dny

    I tried to watch it but couldn't get through it😢

  • @krissymarklewis1793
    @krissymarklewis1793 Před 3 měsíci

    It was great. I kinda guessed all the pot points though aprt from the ind as I didn't realise a certain "part" had been removed. I always enjoy movies with a happy ending though.I really felt bad for the lead dude, good acting all around.

  • @jenniferdunn2837
    @jenniferdunn2837 Před 3 měsíci

    I just watched the movie but I don't know what happened to the baby. Was it an accident or on purpose because that makes a huge difference in the outcome right? I'm leaning towards accident but if that's the case then the story changes. I don't know what to think

    • @sinistercinemareviews5420
      @sinistercinemareviews5420  Před 3 měsíci

      Accident

    • @jenniferdunn2837
      @jenniferdunn2837 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@sinistercinemareviews5420ok thanks yeah I've had time to process it and see some reviews and it makes sense especially if the father set the baby on the glass table

  • @emcarrillo398
    @emcarrillo398 Před 3 měsíci

    I honestly think it’s wrong to call it the most disturbing movie of the year.

  • @missourigreen051
    @missourigreen051 Před 2 měsíci

    Either you're not use to watching movies with subtitles or you somehow missed it, you say you have no idea how the baby got killed by the coffee table. They made it pretty clear the main character put the baby on top of the coffee table he assuming it's strong enough to hold the baby. If I were him and someone told me the glass is unbreakable I still wouldn't risk putting a baby on top of that. I thought it was really dumb of the main character to do that.

    • @sinistercinemareviews5420
      @sinistercinemareviews5420  Před 2 měsíci

      I got how the baby died, but I don’t understand how it could possibly have been decapitated. It falling through the glass wouldn’t cut its head off. You’d have to bring the baby down with force onto something sharp. Cutting the head off of a human isn’t simple. You ever seen someone in a movie fall through a plate of glass and their head comes off? But he did have the glass propped up so maybe he tripped and brought the baby down on the edge of the propped up glass. That could maybe do it. It has nothing to do with subtitles. It has to do with logic

    • @schwarzesonne4001
      @schwarzesonne4001 Před měsícem

      ​@@sinistercinemareviews5420 i think that point of the movie is that we dont now if it was an accident or on purpose.
      There are literally 5 reasons shown in the film that gives strong motive to protagonist about why he would kill his child in an act of rage.

  • @NicoWeber2024
    @NicoWeber2024 Před 3 měsíci

    is the table cursed by any evil force or something? That seller was very strange as well, why did he say the glass was indestructible? The movie leave many questions, is deeper than it looks like

    • @reduXstereo
      @reduXstereo Před 3 měsíci

      I like to think the writers left it open ended for deep thinkers to theorize. To me the salesman was like the devil in disguise because he was like the snake in the garden of Eve saying nothing but lies to convince Eve to fall for eating the apple only for it to ruin their lives and bring sin into the world. I saw the table as the apple and the main guy's wife as an example of God telling Adam and Eve not to do it. If that man didn't listen to the salesman the tragedy would be avoided. Just like if Eve didn't listen to the snake death would not be a thing.

  • @emcarrillo398
    @emcarrillo398 Před 3 měsíci

    The Coffee Table is okay. I don’t know why people are hyping it up. To compare it to Hereditary is a joke. The voice of the actress playing the mom is so cringe btw. I think Terrified (foreign Argentina) is a better watch.

    • @sinistercinemareviews5420
      @sinistercinemareviews5420  Před 3 měsíci

      You can’t see any similarities in the story between this and hereditary? Now that is a joke

    • @lauracurriero303
      @lauracurriero303 Před 2 měsíci

      Terrified is just a generic Conjuring ripoff all with lame jump scares included, you saying that movie is good tells me everything about your taste and why your opinion should not be taken seriously, movies like Terrified are a dime a dozen, you have to be a literal manchild to be scared or impressed by something like that

  • @jjsmama401
    @jjsmama401 Před 2 měsíci

    Spoiler spoiler spoiler ALERT!

  • @jackriley7772
    @jackriley7772 Před 4 měsíci

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  • @sirwolf3617
    @sirwolf3617 Před 3 měsíci

    Def worth the watch. I'm fucking weird and every now and then I have to watch "dread and doom/gloom" style movies and this did the job. Jesus chrhmis. I'm desensitized as well but this hit a nerve.

  • @arcticwolf6402
    @arcticwolf6402 Před 3 měsíci

    I'll say this, I liked the movie. I thought it was really engaging. Explored some interesting themes. I was never checked out. I was into it the whole time.
    However, would I say that this movie was "OMG D I S T U R B I N G?" Yeah, no. It wasn't...... And now, I'm kinda annoyed about the reviewers who said that this was the most disturbing thing they've ever watched...
    I'm just desensitized to horror, so, that's one thing but even without that factor, I just don't think that this was that horrifying. And I'm sensitive to family drama and interpersonal relationships, but this didn't do it (on the D I S T U R B I N G front).

  • @katyrye
    @katyrye Před 4 měsíci

    Oh my gosh I'm going to find this!

  • @jimmydbags1070
    @jimmydbags1070 Před 3 měsíci

    I thought this movie was gonna be disturbing as hell. Until I noticed the age rating on Apple TV was 15 in the uk. Which means it’s suitable for teens. So yea. Not gonna be very messed up. It was ok though. Nothing special though.

  • @aaronclick6388
    @aaronclick6388 Před 4 měsíci

    Where is this available, or if not yet available, where will it be?

  • @_namenlos1421
    @_namenlos1421 Před 3 měsíci

    Where did u guys watch the movie? I can’t find it anywhere :(

  • @nickb8755
    @nickb8755 Před 2 měsíci

    Why’s it called (2024) the film is from 2022?

  • @MrBooone
    @MrBooone Před 4 měsíci +1

    I was personally bummed this one wasn't as good as I thought it was going to be. It felt like the Simpsons Smoked hams sketch where they pad the time for an hour with them not going into the room. It's really not CRAZY, or super disturbing. The opening is wild, but not by much. Reminds me of people talking about Anthropophagus ending being brutal. Certainly rough for the uninitiated, or those who are parents.
    I think you nailed it, I thought it was going to be more brutal, but it just felt like a cartoonish drama at parts. What was the deal with the salesman, why was his wife so old and intense, but didn't dare go into the room despite trying for ages to have a baby? So much feels like it's for the sake of padding. I personaly wish they amped up the visual anxiety, and been less "haha u suk as a husband hahahahaha". It felt like a not as good who's afraid of virginia woolfe.
    I still liked it, but I had a friend from America buy me it on amazon since Canada can't do purchases through American amazon. I guess I was doomed to begin with through those expectations. Just like when I bought the WNUF Halloween special sequel "Out there mixtape" for nearly 50$ on dvd through his site...The movie was just ok, but i'm sure if I saw it on Shudder I would have loved it more.

  • @aarongaal8168
    @aarongaal8168 Před 3 měsíci

    This movie is really fucked up, as I pull out my copy of MDPOPE 2 to watch for the 16th time 😂

  • @InstantDefense682
    @InstantDefense682 Před 3 měsíci

    I'll look that Title up.....I always like short films with a violent twist.....Have you ever heard of " Little Deaths"....It contains 3 short stories...skip the two....the third one wins in a landslide. I always liked Simon Rumley's work.

  • @mikewarner5583
    @mikewarner5583 Před 4 měsíci

    I watched this last week. Fantastic film! Jason have you ever watched the unspoken??? 2016. I never have. What did you think of it? If you have.

  • @jonn8911
    @jonn8911 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Most depressing movie of the year. Wasn’t really funny not sure where the dark comedy came from lmfao

  • @travino
    @travino Před 3 měsíci

    Have you seen " Every year there is another " or the Linda Blair movie " All is Normal "?

  • @amberm870
    @amberm870 Před 3 měsíci

    It's in spanish. Which I didn't know until renting it

    • @sinistercinemareviews5420
      @sinistercinemareviews5420  Před 3 měsíci

      I say it in the review but not until right after I said I was going to discuss spoilers. I was like damn it Jason

  • @stephenabbott7259
    @stephenabbott7259 Před 2 měsíci

    “Heidi-Ho!”

  • @user-bq8sj9xf1g
    @user-bq8sj9xf1g Před 3 měsíci

    yeah ok . whats it about

  • @bruh_hahaha
    @bruh_hahaha Před 3 měsíci

    I thought it was uncomfortably funny and melodramatic. Not really disturbing. 🤷🏻

  • @lunababy4259
    @lunababy4259 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Hope you guys check this new found footage film call mind body spirit

    • @NightOwlandtheMoon
      @NightOwlandtheMoon Před 4 měsíci +2

      I just saw it. It was just ok to me. The actress did a good job.

    • @sinistercinemareviews5420
      @sinistercinemareviews5420  Před 3 měsíci +2

      Just watched it. Going to review it soon.

    • @lunababy4259
      @lunababy4259 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@NightOwlandtheMoon same it was ok for me but I’m always happy to watch new found footage

    • @NightOwlandtheMoon
      @NightOwlandtheMoon Před 3 měsíci

      @@lunababy4259True- I did run to watch it the minute I heard about it lol

  • @nycartist3421
    @nycartist3421 Před 3 měsíci

    OMG this "trigger warning" pre-amble was so boring. I turned this off after 6 min. ...Whatever.

  • @gerudconley1759
    @gerudconley1759 Před 4 měsíci

    love this film in a bad way

  • @chrisbergmanniii59
    @chrisbergmanniii59 Před 3 měsíci

    So is this actually the Spanish language movie the coffee table from 2022?

    • @sinistercinemareviews5420
      @sinistercinemareviews5420  Před 3 měsíci +1

      Yes. But, it didn’t get a proper VOD release until this year.

    • @chrisbergmanniii59
      @chrisbergmanniii59 Před 3 měsíci

      @@sinistercinemareviews5420 I just wanted to make sure this wasn't like an American remake or something

  • @markfarrens7733
    @markfarrens7733 Před 3 měsíci

    Is the movie in Spanish ? I feel like that’s been happening a lot lately.

    • @sinistercinemareviews5420
      @sinistercinemareviews5420  Před 3 měsíci

      Yes. Not sure why I didn’t mention this in the spoiler free part.

    • @markfarrens7733
      @markfarrens7733 Před 3 měsíci

      I hadn’t heard of this movie until I saw your guys video , no hablar Spanish but I’ll still watch. Thank you !

  • @kevinsmith7-7-7
    @kevinsmith7-7-7 Před 4 měsíci

    I'll Watch It

  • @CFacci-kq1cy
    @CFacci-kq1cy Před 4 měsíci

    So this is billed as a comedy…

  • @jbliv831
    @jbliv831 Před 4 měsíci

    Like Requiem depressing?

    • @NightOwlandtheMoon
      @NightOwlandtheMoon Před 4 měsíci

      Not to me- Requiem messed me up! But I saw it so long ago so I could be desensitized now. But I’d watch this again with someone & not Requiem ever again. Like Mother, Requiem was a one and done for me.

    • @sinistercinemareviews5420
      @sinistercinemareviews5420  Před 3 měsíci

      Depends on your sensitivities

  • @josealqueres
    @josealqueres Před 4 měsíci

    Meh... just saw it. More like dark comedy to me than anything else.