The Lo Res Car Is a Truly Insane Vehicle -- and I Drove It!
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The Lo Res Car is really, really strange -- and today I'm reviewing it. Check out one of the strangest cars I've ever reviewed, and enjoy a thorough tour of the quirks and features of the Lo Res Car. I'm also DRIVING the Lo Res Car to let you know what it's like behind the wheel.
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Doug: "THIS is a Logitech Wireless Mouse...and today I'm going to drive it."
this is your girlfriend and today doug is gonna ride it. ofc that swhat he told 8 years ago when you could actually get a gf, and he was unmarried.
Looooool
czcams.com/video/cbFCSiGgGv4t/video.html7
Hahahahahahahahaha
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is one of those vehicles that 40 years from now, people will look back at and say “that’s what they thought the future would look like” lol
Yeah... nobody is thinking that.
@@youtubechannel-uw8xu hope not. But it would be far from the first time it’s happened.
@@youtubechannel-uw8xu the 230 people that agreed with him say SHHH!
@@youtubechannel-uw8xu really? Maybe look at concept cars from 40,50,60 years ago Where people literally thought that. Hope you feel like an idiot now
Reminds me of those super cringy GM concepts from the 80's that they thought cars from future would have mindless buttons with green lights and all over them with those ugly soap shaped headlights lol
Yeah, I encountered this particular model in multiple games. but I could only see it from a great distance - whenever I'd come closer it would transform into a regular car.
I had a car like that once. It was a Radio Flyer. Gravity was the engine. Its top speed was more than 30 mph but the only way to break was to roll it.
This makes the Cybertruck look fully rendered.
You win the internet.
cybertruck = RTX ON
This looks like my Sony Blu-ray …
that remote control is so 80's desing tho lol
@@Themaxleydog DLSS on
THIS is what I imagine Doug's videos to look like in the year 2140
You mean Dougs great grand son
He wouldnt have aged one bit
You’ll still be teaching us about dividends and crypto then as well hopefully
Wonder how long the “caaaars” in cars and bids will be by 2140
It looks like the Cybertruck, but light-years ahead in minimalism.
I never thought humans would make a “one polygon” car. I’m glad they did.
Indeed I’m late to the meeting
Although very impractical, I think it's beautiful. I'm totally into minimalist design.
Yes! Same here i love the design and the lighting at night/ darkness it looks really cool n just what u need lol a seat n a steering wheel lol lets go
Cars just need wheels, seats and windows. Soon they'll just be fully seemless bubbles or walk in caddies/trollies.
This feels like it should have a fog machine inside for when you come out.
also thought about hotboxing in there 😊
YES
And a slow ramp can't forget the slow ramp really gets thier dk hard
Fog machine on the outside to hide its ugly ass.
That would also help with hiding that janky interior...
Finally a car that can be completely washed at a gas station with a squeegee.
*covered with scratches
😂😂😂
Style AND value!
Hey, I've washed a normal car with a squeegee at a petrol station before. Well, most of one - before the attendant started yelling at me from the speaker 😅😅
I work at a gas station.
You are correct!
Time traveler forgets his car in the past and finds out that it is getting reviewed on CZcams
08:24 That used to actually happen with old cars. As a kid in the 70s, I remember a family friend died from being impaled by the steering column as a result of a front end collision.
I had a pamphlet that came with my Saab 99 from the 70s disgusing how proud they were of their crumpling steering wheel column to avoid things like this. That's also why the key was located between the seats, so in an accident you wouldn't break your knee on the ignition switch... yikes
They should've called this the "Polycar", since it's polygonal and exterior is made of polycarbonate.
Hey look! It’s cs188!
The poly-gone
how's the Low-res car ytp coming?
Literally a freaking monolith on wheels
Or the lo-poly if they want to compromise
Doug has ascended to drive the physical manifestation of a quirk. However, this is not even his final form....
OMG tru
This is the truest comment on this video. No matter how many more people comment, this will always be the top.
LMAO truest statement in the history of humanity
Final form has cupholders.
LOL
I saw this tucked away in the vault at the Petersen Museum and told my nephews about it, but never got to see the inside or quirks and features. Thanks for sharing this Doug!! (btw, I can see you doing a series with the Petersen cars. Makes me wonder what else they'll let you drive!)
I like how when he's driving he looks scared
He’s driving the pencil lead that broke immediately after you sharpened it
Underrated comment.
omfg
Imagine having road rage in this
😂😂😂
This brought back memories...not god ones by the way. 😂
That Rimac tease though!
Sup
wow
Love u marques for ur car interest💓💓
Yep 👍🏽
MKBHD!
my internet crapped out to 140p right when he said "ok now im really gonna floor it" and i gotta say it really added to the low res experience
17:17 and on: When Doug is in the car, the acoustics are remarkably tent-like. You almost get a hint of the crunchy super-reverb in a zorb ball.
I love how excited he is to drive it, when in reality its just a go kart surrounded by geometric windows.
Yeah, a couple of highschoolers with a decent budget could build this...
golfcart
That’s what I’m saying 💀 and he compared it to a Countach
@@avtonikova1196 goof kart
@@Dystopikachu “decent budget” over $10000 dollars probably.
Come on now
he reviewed it like it was just a completely normal car
This guy is insane
i mean, minus the shape, it's just a glorified go-kart.
Not exactly. He didnot drive that far from the garage.
At one point he basically said he's eager to see what the "next generation" looks like. As if this piece of geometric art is getting another model year 🤣
As he should! Why wouldn't he?
I bought one of these a year ago. Never drove it because i don't know how to get in.
I'll let myself out. Thank you.
Doug's the kind of guy to get startled by a Halloween decoration and respond to it "well played, sir"
Doug: “The steering wheel is a hexagon”
Lamborghini: “write that down, write that down!”
Tesla: You guys act like you're better than me.
(Gives a car a half steering wheel... or not-wheel)
It feels more like they were afraid if they added more polygons, we wouldn't get a smooth 60fps looking at it.
More like A Smooth 15Mph... At 17Mph the panels would peel off in the wind
This looks like the kind of 3d model that has ~2000 polys per flat surface for no reason, and when pressed about it, the devs start sweating and say it's because of "shaders"
🤣🤣🤣
Looks like a design I made for an auto when I completed USN aviation structural and hydraulic mechanic school back in 2002... Ofc, it was probably a lot weirder as I also designed an electric /hydraulic drive system with Vickers 9 array and also utilized articulation and all wheel steering... But I. It's face, it follows the design aesthetic closely, but rather than a Lamborghini Countach, replace it with a F117 with bare wishbone suspension protrusions...
Glad someone is doing wacky stuff too.
Thanks for sharing, Doug. 😎👍
The man who has driven a Bugatti Chirone calls this the craziest thing he’s ever driven
"Stealth is on par with the F-117 Nighthawk and it gets a 10 out of 10."
It would be interesting to see what kind of radar signature it puts out...also, depending on how thick that polycarbonate body is, it could have some decent anti-ballistic properties as well.
Don't be silly, this is just the vehicle that Doug drives back to his home planet.
I would believe that
Doug is an alien confirmed
"I have to go now. My planet needs me."
...Or maybe to the Mother Ship!
I like the way the steering column is placed to impale your head in a 5mph crash
Also, if you somehow crash and that remote controller breaks, how tf do you get out of the car?
The first time I can think of where Doug has no idea what something is - The display screen on the left gives.. some number...
Doug talking about the car as he slowly closes himself inside of it is weirdly hilarious
“Headroom is okay”
Yeah, but what if you go over a bump?
I literally read this as it happened. Oh serendipity 😀
Clear...Slide....Inside 🤣🤣
Ahha!! I knew someone would say this 😅
That moment felt like directly out of a cartoon show 😅
This the car that you haven’t unlocked yet. Gotta complete 3 more story missions before you get it.
W
The steering wheel looks like it's out of the GTA
More like a DLC
On a PS1 “lol
imagine in a race at high speed how the wind trail would go behind that car hahahaha everyone would crash
Bro was driving an unloaded texture
This is what adults from the 1980s imagine what cars looked like in 2000
Given that there appears to be no horizontal or vertical planed panels, if it were made from the right materials it would be a stealth vehicle. No police radar would be able to get a reflection reading on it, like stealth aircraft.
As you're blasting along at 30 mph.
You'd be getting overtaken by grandma in a scooter
5:40 one of the side panels looks almost vertical
It's more about right angles, rather than vertical or horizontal specifically, but the point is the same nonetheless. Also, though, 30 MPH is so slow, that it wouldn't stand out against the background, which in itself would make it stealth. It's how notching a lock in a fighter works. Blend in with the ground in such a way that you don't appear to be moving and you disappear.
at least the police officer won't have a proper speed fix to laugh at
But you're not wrong when it comes to radar. LiDAR would be a bitch though.
Doug: "THIS is a Nvidia Shield...and today I'm going to drive it."
LOL
HAHAHAHAHA!!
One of the first things I thought of too, though my Shield is the tube one because I'm cheap, lol.
Pelosi bought it
Holy shit!!!!🤣😂
The Lo Res Car: The Car that Looks Like a Moving Piece of Glass from the Future
10:58 iv'e seen this car so many times before, but never knew about the interior lights! that's sick! it really gives it a different look entirely! super cool! :3
^w^
Me: "Oh man, I can't wait to see the interior on this thing."
Doug: *opens the entire body like a clam shell to reveal the interior*
Me: "😬"
I mean ........ what's the point???
Major letdown with interior, too bad coulda been cool, maybe some touch switches or more modern toggles not Radio Shack WW2 surplus…..
Ikr. It was garbage
@@sas6561 publicity
Lives up to its name
CEO: Send us renders for the new car.
Designer: but they aren’t rendered yet.
CEO: dont worry, we’ll work with what we got….
What we got:
Funny as hell lol
Lmao...that scenario sounds oddly accurate!🤣
Gut ein
aren't modelled* yet.
This car alone is gonna be responsible for the 90% UPA reports in your city
cant wait to be pulled over by every cop with that window tint 😂😂
“What seems to be the problem officer?”
“Ma’am, please step out of the PS1 polygon.”
“please step out of lara croft’s boob”
ps1 cars were way better than this.
Imagine Doug stopped by a cop and they talk through the body panels :D
Who else changed the CZcams resolution to 144p to get the ultimate low-res experience?
144p video-res is only allowed for black metal music videos for trve cvlt!
Wait you watch videos in higher resolution
By far if not the stupidest comment I’ve ever seen.
@@Jamesz_hunt ngl the car and video are also stupid
me
Take a shot every time he says "The Low-Res Car"
reminds me of that "artist" who just hung empty frames on a wall and sold them for $1mil each, stating that the viewer must imagine what the painting would have looked like. At some stage, ripping people off just seems like too much work.
Doug:
Features: This car has no features so it gets a 1
AlsoDoug:
Video lenght: 23.01
Also Doug:
Styling: 8
23:02****
many quirks and anti-features
It is more of a quirk than a feature ;)
HOW TO SPOT A MORON:?
IF THEY'RE STILL STYLING THEIR COMMENTS AS IMAGINARY DIALOGUE.
This thing is so insane that it makes the cybertruck look like a normal vehicle....
😂
The cybertruck was just junk, nothing more
They both look like a door wedge
@@robertheller4583 looks like a computer mouse😂
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The fact that this video is 2 years old and he says cybertruck and we still haven’t seen a production one on the roads yet is just crazy
this is just a golfcart frame with a few piece's of plexiglass attached to it, it even still has the beeping when switched into reverse... and I love it
Doug just called the Countach "drivable" and "usable".
Well when compared to this car, then yes. Lol
Well now we know where little uzis’s forehead diamond went.
This comment actually made me belly laugh
Amazing how the universe works that way huh
Little 😑
Facts
Lil*
Doug said Low Res car so many times that its stuck in my head, like a fly hovering around me saying "zzzzzz Low Rezzz Kkkkarrr.
how they made the steering wheel:
-Ok guys, we need a steering wheel
-how about a minimalist metal black steering wheel
- how about a glass one?
- that we make a steering wheel with some metal pipes, then we weld everything together and make a steering wheel!
- I loved James, promoted!
Technically speaking, this is low-poly not low-res.
I work in VFX and we use the term low-res all the time when referring to polygonal meshes.
Watch me speed build this in blender in 30 seconds, with textures and shaders, and it render in 0.23
@@countchoculitis1528 That still doesn't make it correct.
@@gregor00005 just stop
@@countchoculitis1528 Yes, you can call low-poly low-res. polygonal meshes are kind of the approximation of realworld bodys. So the count of polygons is related to how closely the mesh matches the realworld body. So the term "resolution" is matching.
The same with framerate (temporal resolution)
or colordepth
When Doug gives a prism an 8/10 for style, you know things are getting weird
*wired
@@electroborg what
Lol it’s not exactly a prism, but you know what I mean
@@electroborg is that a joke
Drugs, bro. Drugs.
There is a legend that says in ancient Greece Pythagoras dreamed of this car
It makes Cybertruck looks like a perfectly normal car.
It will eventually compete with the Cybertruck
To me it makes Cybertruck look even more ugly and "wrong". Lo Res has really nice proportions, which can't be said about Cybertruck at all.
@@vsm1456 true. The Cybertruck is even ugly compared to the Low Res Car lol.
😂😂😂😂
Thanks I really appreciate it man
Looks like an end of semester engineering project.
Lol
One you rushed lol
More like a lowest possible LOD level in a videogame
Literally a solid works project you crammed.
@Chad Hustad, what I thought was 😎 about it tho was the fact that when Dough hopped into the back seat and closed the "lid", his voice sounded like a "synthesized talking car voice" which you'd expect from what would appear to be a movie prop "alien vehicle".
When even the cyber truck is too hi rez for you
they probably left the wheels covered inside for safety reasons, so debris isnt flung at you as you drive
and at no point did the engineers say to themselves, "you know, this is a really bad idea"
Hahahaha 😆 fuckin car belongs in Minecraft lol
I wouldn't pay 5 dollars for that piece of crap 😆
Pretty sure it doesn't matter when they're being paid to create this
@@KingShibe that's the whole point of getting paid for labor... I'd build a 2 wheel truck if the money was right. Doesn't mean it's gonna look good/have positive feedback.
@@crispi94 Time to design... **the Truckcycle.**
This isn't even a car. It's just a work of art that has its own built-in device to help assist in moving it around.
EXACTLY! People keep judging this like a real car like “Ewww this thing is so useless I wouldn’t pay five dollars for this piece of crap!”
Like bruh learn what art is
The first cop who sees this car on the road: “I stopped you for your windshield and window tint being too dark.”
Driver: “That’s not tint, officer. It’s the material itself.”
If you drive this around, you will have police handcuff you and call the army every 100km.
When I was a child I used to try to make cars out of cardboard boxes and Tinker Toys. This car is like if 4 year old me had some money 🤣
lol
Same here
I wasnt laughing out loud, neither were the other people commenting lol on this comment, but hey, didnt stop them. Liars.
Lol.
#LOL
Me too! I used specially cereal boxes
It's more of a low-poly car rather than a low-res car. It's actually quite defined.
nah its a low res car. The kind you see way way in the background of games
@@IdiotStinky02 yeah that's a Low Polygon car. Resolution doesn't change based on the display you are viewing a game on. Games can be displayed on the screen at a lower rendering resolution is what you are thinking of. Everything looking bigger than it should.
@@IdiotStinky02 hes correct. Low res would be like the textures you find in Mario 64. low poly is when things have low polygon counts, therefore making things look more “edgy” like this thing
@@alaskanhybridgaming niggas really arguing semmantics on the low rez car.
@@Yumemaru. they're right though
Mandatory two feet driving? Sign me up!!!
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Doug, 3 years later:
Thisssssss is a lo res car. In fact, it is MY lo res car.
Hoovie: I bought the cheapest lo res car in the USA
Amusing how this car-a promotional art piece-still scores higher than the BMW Isetta, which was meant to be an actual car. 😂
Ohh I need to see the BMW Isetta video now!
@@TonyGoff-Yu It's hilarious.
The BMW Isetta is a more memorable car due to Steve Urkel. 😂
Actually the Isetta was purposefully built to not be a real car, but a micro car, because people could afford neither real cars nor the drivers license after the war.
@@Beaglow No shit? What was the going rate for a DL?
Cubertruck if the designers weren't cowards.
👽😂 Imagine wearing an alien costume and driving around Area 51 at night! 😂
Imagine being a cop and seeing this driving down the road.
sirens, activate
@@aminman15 😂😂💯
Maniac Cop would write it a ticket because he has a 1 dimensional personality
@@euphan123 I see what u did there 😎
Trying to report the car in a pursuit.
"It's a... uhhhhh.... gloss black.... uhhhhhh..... polygon."
What in the black magic sorcery is this
Hello MemerMan!
"Art"
looks like a big waste of time
didnt expect to see you here lol
I think it's basicslly a lambo reskinned, and castrated
Looks like a runaway coffin.
Imagine getting pulled over by a cop and he asks to roll the window down, just to see this thing opens up to a 6ft dude with their legs nearly crushed into their body
I don’t think I’ve ever been more surprised than when Doug said “then I’m gonna get it out on the road and drive it”
Man they made the cybertruck a lot more detailed in the new update
@Christian Ball I just thought it was funny a long time ago, and the car is the mclaren speedtail
@Christian Ball Ant kind
Regulations have really turned the setting on the Cybertruck to "low".
@Christian Ball Its no meme, its a way if life
Is this just a joke about the lo res car or did cyberpunk actually get a update worth playing ?
Basically an electric go kart with trapezoid windows on it. 😂
That- that is not a car-
That is a... weirdly shaped glass box, that belongs in a modern art museum...
This looks like a James Bond villain getaway car, disguised as a sculpture in his evil lair. "You will never get me Bond!" as he opens up this showpiece in 30 seconds and drives away at a leisurely pace of 48kph while the lair is collapsing under the volcano it was built on.
Just as practical as a moped.
You are not funny
But mopeds are practical af
@@EmorSceneForME and you are?
@@lewis.davila someone who doesn't like try hard want to be funny over the top people like Luiz Fernando. He is not funny and needs to delete his comment.
@@EmorSceneForME 😂😂
You know Doug has seen alot of cars in his days when he says that this is "one of" the most interesting cars he has ever seen. If I saw that thing on the road, I would assume aliens have invaded.
😂
Ditto dude!!😅
I have nightmares about trying to drive a poorly designed vehicle like this with no brakes
If that battery dies your locked in 😮
This is more of a go kart with a fancy shell, than a car.
Exactly. It's just a gimmick go kart.
Imagine a 1000 hp version of this thing
golf cart
@@ryangreen4982 dude, he acknowledged that it was a golf cart chassis, chill
Doug did mention that, so no need to be too serious ...
This isn't a car, it's art that just happens to be driveable.
"It's marketing propaganda in the form of a golf cart created by a shoe company that no one's ever heard of (and outside of this video, noone ever will)"
FTFY
@@mikesprinkel9357 Right. I was impressed until he opened it. 🤷🏽♂️
@Gannon Travis god help you if you think these are comparable.
Yeah
"Its not a wheel. Its a hexagon, and its chrome" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Doug - "THIS is the Lo-Rez car"
Me - oh youtube must be running in 480p
*checks video quality*
1080p
Me - oh wait...
Designers at Tesla saw this car and thought we should make a pickup version of it 🤣
This thing makes the cyber truck look high-rez
Designers of Lo Res saw the Tesla truck and thought we should make a coupe version of ot 🤣
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Finally, Doug gets to drive the Quirk itself.
next up: the Feature!
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And the drivers are the....FIGHTING POLYGON TEAM!
Doug: I’ll tell you all about the design features.
ALSO DOUG: so here is a triangle
I like how Doug is reviewing the most insane cars in the world while being dressed up like he is going to pick the kids from school
In a few years he will be
Looks like he's about to pick up someone else's kids from school... in a creepy ass Chevy van.
Doug keeps it real
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I respect his refusal to change despite growing success
They saved so much processing power by making the car low res that they managed to render a stunningly high res Doug DeMuro.
What
what can you expect.. his name is miles
lmao
Cars in blade runner 2049 be like:
Kid: I want a Cybertruck
Mom: we have a Cybertruck at home
At home:
Imagine this thing painted with Vantablack, driving along looking like reality is missing an asset