Playing Chicken With a Bison

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  • čas přidán 9. 08. 2011
  • Stupid people got lucky

Komentáře • 486

  • @montanamike53
    @montanamike53 Před 2 lety +63

    I'm sitting here rooting for the Bison!

  • @captseamus
    @captseamus Před 5 lety +191

    I'm a retired farmer...I certainly wouldn't trust that little fence to stop that freight train..

    • @bigassdummy46
      @bigassdummy46 Před 2 lety +18

      That fence is for the idiots not the animals

    • @gorlaxss
      @gorlaxss Před 2 lety +3

      We had 10 bison, I still have that truck fit for head to head

    • @20alphabet
      @20alphabet Před 2 lety

      Farmers don't retire. Unless you meant _framer,_ who are usually shot by 55 years old.

    • @mrs.h2725
      @mrs.h2725 Před 2 lety +5

      Used to work on farms in TN and was charged at once by a bull when trying to fill the water trough. Thankfully it was just a bluff and my horse stood his ground, but jaysus it's scary. Ppl like these idiots who have zero respect for wild animals deserve to be gored or eaten. Just hate when the animal is put down as a result for defending it's home from stupidity.

    • @JackBauer529
      @JackBauer529 Před 2 lety

      @@mrs.h2725 lol. It's a walking path with a fence that's standing. I doubt those socialized bison are charging the people on the other side of it on a regular basis.

  • @jamespastore3597
    @jamespastore3597 Před 2 lety +43

    That Bison can go through that fence like a freight train.

  • @ellenjackson6833
    @ellenjackson6833 Před 2 lety +44

    People who do this have no earthly idea what a bison can do! They look so ungainly but those creatures are agile and incredibly fast.

    • @20alphabet
      @20alphabet Před 2 lety +4

      These are the same people who have no earthly idea what a traffic collision can do, nor do they seem to care.

    • @jimmylieb5225
      @jimmylieb5225 Před 11 měsíci

      very very very fast. 30 mph gallop right from a dead start

    • @alienlife7754
      @alienlife7754 Před 11 měsíci

      They don’t look ungainly at all. They look just like the powerful beast they are. Lol.

  • @mariogutierrez3432
    @mariogutierrez3432 Před 3 lety +50

    1000$ camera 500$ zoom lense , Then stands close enough to take a selfie with an I phone . Natural selection at its finest .

    • @Wood-In-My-Eye
      @Wood-In-My-Eye Před 2 lety +3

      You win the internet today! Best comment ever!! 😂😂

  • @mikerilling2745
    @mikerilling2745 Před 2 lety +9

    Do not antagonize the fluffy bull

  • @johncall293
    @johncall293 Před 3 lety +12

    I’m on board with the bison, I wanna knock that stupid hat off of Dilbert

  • @penelopelopez8296
    @penelopelopez8296 Před 2 lety +91

    What an intelligent thing to do…walk in close proximity to a very large bison. Future Darwin Award winners.

  • @sbl9467
    @sbl9467 Před 5 lety +64

    Happens all the time. Bison gores the crap out of someone and if that person doesn't die he/she will give a later interview saying something like "i didn't think it would do that"

    • @JohnDoe-mp1zk
      @JohnDoe-mp1zk Před 2 lety

      and they probally kill the animal/

    • @aaronm.3581
      @aaronm.3581 Před 2 lety

      Almost never is a person gored by a bison.

    • @sbl9467
      @sbl9467 Před 2 lety

      @@aaronm.3581 I agree. Almost never has a captive lion or tiger mauled a zoo visitor...but the human is so persistent

    • @matthewhanson3204
      @matthewhanson3204 Před 2 lety +1

      all the time?

    • @aaronm.3581
      @aaronm.3581 Před 2 lety

      @@sbl9467 you said it happens "all the time." It doesn't. Unless by "all the time", you meant once a decade.

  • @jmm2511
    @jmm2511 Před 3 lety +26

    We are so used to domesticated animals that some people cross the line that divides the tame and the wild. Bisons are wild, aggressive animals behaving like bisons.

    • @20alphabet
      @20alphabet Před 2 lety

      Chinese don't distinguish. They eat dogs.

    • @Susweca5569
      @Susweca5569 Před 2 lety

      This is what happens when human beings lose their connection to and respect for nature, and their primal instincts. Future candidates for the Darwin Awards.

  • @348Tobico
    @348Tobico Před 2 lety +59

    I really hate that so many force themselves into proximity to wild animals in our parks. When the animals react and hurt the idiots the animals get killed by the rangers. Better to let the wildlife kill and EAT the damn fools and get the stupids out of the gene pool. It seems like the fair thing to do if we respect the animals.

    • @rustywagner30
      @rustywagner30 Před 2 lety +1

      I wouldnt trust that fence with medium size pitbull

    • @ctriplvs
      @ctriplvs Před rokem

      I'm with you

    • @tombryan1
      @tombryan1 Před rokem

      Youve done stupid things, can we remove you?

  • @merkin22
    @merkin22 Před 3 lety +22

    A Masterclass in perfecting a tone of shocked indignancy in one's voice LOL

    • @StevenTorrey
      @StevenTorrey Před 2 lety +8

      I was equally offended by the woman's self-righteous outrage as by the stupidiy of the photograhers!

    • @jimjustice581
      @jimjustice581 Před 2 lety +2

      “… are…you…dumb”? Boy, I haven’t heard that since elementary school.

    • @ashl8804
      @ashl8804 Před rokem

      @@StevenTorrey True….!

  • @billroberts4910
    @billroberts4910 Před 5 lety +71

    I was pulling for the bison.

    • @JohnDoe-mp1zk
      @JohnDoe-mp1zk Před 2 lety

      then they surley would have killed the animal, but i hear ya.

  • @davidwanner2039
    @davidwanner2039 Před 9 měsíci +1

    That is why living wildlife photographers use telephoto lenses.

  • @razorsharpe3371
    @razorsharpe3371 Před 2 lety +5

    Looked like the bison was considering a little mayhem when the fool with the hat on walked back. He was following him with his eyes and turned his head at one point.

  • @raptorsan85
    @raptorsan85 Před 5 lety +75

    I wouldn't even say anything. Just let nature take it's course.

    • @lalalahhh
      @lalalahhh Před 5 lety +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @Sejsc
      @Sejsc Před 3 lety +3

      And boy howdy, it damn near took its course that time

    • @craiger9313
      @craiger9313 Před 2 lety +2

      Yes natural selection at its finest right there

    • @marmitenot.
      @marmitenot. Před 2 lety +3

      I disagree. I'd have yelled, "BOOOOO!" as loud as I could to to bison.

    • @michaelanderson7715
      @michaelanderson7715 Před 2 lety

      "I wouldn't even say anything. Just let nature take it's course."
      - ...as it will with you for that grammar.

  • @Ctok23
    @Ctok23 Před 2 lety +62

    You wouldn’t have to outrun it, you just have to outrun the slowest person in your group

    • @lancedyea5041
      @lancedyea5041 Před 2 lety +2

      I use this adage all the time adding to the slower people in our group " I can out sprint you but, as much as I smoke if you can last me one hundred yards, you should be alright!"

    • @dandobar2249
      @dandobar2249 Před 2 lety +8

      That might not work with an herbivore that could trample the whole lot in ten seconds and be back munching grass a few seconds later.

    • @Ctok23
      @Ctok23 Před 2 lety +3

      @@dandobar2249 I’ve seen the running of the bulls…

    • @johnconway6976
      @johnconway6976 Před 2 lety

      @@Ctok23 And a few Red Bull comercials...

    • @20alphabet
      @20alphabet Před 2 lety +1

      My life's motto. 😆lol

  • @danswaney4134
    @danswaney4134 Před 2 lety +10

    I learned they raise their tails up and hold when they are about to charge. This one didn't care and was just whisking flies to the left and right.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Před 2 lety +1

      It shoulda whisked the flies taking photographs, too.

    • @20alphabet
      @20alphabet Před 2 lety +3

      Nah, they raise their tails and hold when they are about to discharge. 😆lol

  • @workhardplayhard801
    @workhardplayhard801 Před 2 lety +3

    The reason why that bison 🦬 doesn't fight with the Chinese is because it knows that it's just going to be angry again a hour later 😉

  • @rob9873
    @rob9873 Před 3 lety +3

    If there were dinosaurs still around, there are idiots that would try to pet them.

  • @dogyerf21
    @dogyerf21 Před rokem +2

    Lady’s over reaction is blood curdling

  • @everydaycliche1529
    @everydaycliche1529 Před 2 lety +14

    Run up to a freight train that's basically blind and shares an area code with wolves and bears then wonder why the bison is freaked out when you try to walk up to it. Play stupid games,win stupid prizes

  • @Holdfast1812
    @Holdfast1812 Před 2 lety +5

    Bears often walk through the village in Whistler ski resort at night or in the early morning before the skier's come out - they are not domesticated, but bears aren't nearly as attack prone as some thing unless mom has some cubs in tow. One Japanese family wrote a letter to the villa we stayed at thanking them for taming the bears to the extent that their kids could pet them. The villa put it up behind glass (with the name of the family blacked out) as an example of what not to do.

    • @mybrowndog5237
      @mybrowndog5237 Před 2 lety

      I just wish the park ranger's had retrieved a camera from the victim when they're being chewed on.

    • @mikehunt-fx7sf
      @mikehunt-fx7sf Před rokem

      They are tame until one realizes you would make a quick easy lunch !

  • @joemama8379
    @joemama8379 Před 2 lety +1

    This lady’s voice is the reason I will never get married

    • @careyh827
      @careyh827 Před 2 lety

      The ladies of the world thank you

  • @a.c.1474
    @a.c.1474 Před 2 lety +2

    That guy obviously felt very safe behind that yellow tape.

  • @denisdegamon8224
    @denisdegamon8224 Před 2 lety +21

    That was not a female bison. That full grown male bison was probbably 2,000 lbs and can turn a pickup truck over.
    Another Darwin award 👏 participant.

  • @cryipticcreep5586
    @cryipticcreep5586 Před 2 lety +3

    Buffalo was like., ok you got my Attention, now what are you going to do with it ???
    Man walks away.....
    Buffalo: that's what I thought.

  • @BlackFire-ql6wj
    @BlackFire-ql6wj Před 3 lety +2

    Nature documentaries tell you that you shouldn’t intervene anyway.

  • @jimcrawford5039
    @jimcrawford5039 Před 2 lety +7

    A lot of humans need protection from themselves!

    • @edwardashley6688
      @edwardashley6688 Před 2 lety

      I’ve been in bison country and everyone knows that they can and will kill you. There’s usually signs to warn of that danger. Where has all the common sense gone to?! Bison can run faster than you!

    • @20alphabet
      @20alphabet Před 2 lety +1

      No, they don't.

    • @terryleonard2491
      @terryleonard2491 Před 2 lety

      Especially liberals...

  • @JETvNetwork
    @JETvNetwork Před rokem

    Bison’s spirit knows who to buck and who not to by their energy. Mirror. Bears are a little trickier than that.

  • @MidWay513
    @MidWay513 Před 2 lety +3

    My step grandmother literally had a herd of 18 on 10 acres of land with a fence that size and never had issues. Was electric tho

  • @terrinolen9347
    @terrinolen9347 Před 2 lety +1

    Unless it's a electric your luck will run out.😬

  • @cavedahonesty105
    @cavedahonesty105 Před rokem +1

    The "scaring" and "surprised" female comments in the background....have become an important part of all human-animal videos!!!

  • @paul4613
    @paul4613 Před rokem

    Don't worry mate. That fence is all good 😂🤣🤣

  • @sawboneiomc8809
    @sawboneiomc8809 Před 2 lety +1

    Stupidity kills...but not nearly enough.

  • @robertfields5283
    @robertfields5283 Před rokem

    Everybody knows Bison hate
    popped polo collars- he's lucky this time

  • @HELLYEAH1313
    @HELLYEAH1313 Před 5 lety +2

    I was hoping that bison would charge, those idiots were too close.

  • @dwphillips42
    @dwphillips42 Před 2 lety

    these smart people have no clue they could be dead in matter of seconds.

  • @mwg911hk
    @mwg911hk Před 2 lety

    The bison know that if there's a yellow stripe on top of the fence they shouldn't run towards it..

  • @yesher12
    @yesher12 Před 2 lety +1

    Natural selection at its best.

  • @celticcc3658
    @celticcc3658 Před 3 lety +3

    well that was an usual version of playing chicken. More like stuck in the mud

  • @anamericanpatriot5230
    @anamericanpatriot5230 Před 2 lety

    They are foreigners and don't have a clue . See the bison all over and think they are super casual and approachable.

  • @drummer3249
    @drummer3249 Před 2 lety +1

    It’s amazing that the other bison on the left of the man didn’t react or charge while that was going on. Doesn’t look like there is a fence for that one

  • @jefflashmett5505
    @jefflashmett5505 Před 2 lety +2

    I recall a tourist got out out of tour bus and approached a bear well the bear had a nice meal that day.

  • @Wigglythegreat2
    @Wigglythegreat2 Před 2 lety +1

    That guy's shirt is already agitating to begin with.

  • @zammmerjammer
    @zammmerjammer Před 2 lety

    This guy is the king of stupid.
    1. Approaching a huge wild animal
    2. That hat
    3. Taking a photo with a flash in broad daylight

  • @DrLeroyArch
    @DrLeroyArch Před 3 lety

    Seems the male narrator couldn't tell that the buffalo was male.

  • @tooge47
    @tooge47 Před 3 lety +3

    Cheese for brains

  • @alanstrong55
    @alanstrong55 Před 2 lety

    That is all too risky. Give the Buffalo a bucket of corn and a bucket of oats.

  • @byronleatham1183
    @byronleatham1183 Před 2 lety +1

    Well they sure flunked their intelligence test

    • @reynaldoflores4522
      @reynaldoflores4522 Před 2 lety

      It's safe. These are tame park animals, they're not wild at all.

  • @frankromero4048
    @frankromero4048 Před 2 lety +1

    As we say here in New Jersey...
    Ain't no sense in being dumb...
    Unless you show it..!

  • @1000fAttemptsLater
    @1000fAttemptsLater Před 2 lety

    That Bison did not show any signs of severe agitation.

  • @m.e.w.4394
    @m.e.w.4394 Před 2 lety

    “That would have been funny if that had pissed him off, er, her off, whatever it is.”
    DUDE, IT’S A MALE!

  • @popolosovrano1566
    @popolosovrano1566 Před rokem

    🤣🤣🤣 Le mucche da mungere sono da un'altra parte! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @spiritarca1906
    @spiritarca1906 Před 2 lety +1

    If it wanted to attack them that little fence will not stop it. Why do people seem to have a death wish?

  • @sharonvincent1772
    @sharonvincent1772 Před 2 lety

    Oauh vay, people who have never been around large animals have no idea how much danger they are putting themselves in.

  • @billalbritton4972
    @billalbritton4972 Před 2 lety +1

    He thought he was in a petting zoo

  • @konradcomrade4845
    @konradcomrade4845 Před 9 měsíci

    The yellow and black striped T-shirt seems to have not bothered much the bison. But don't do this, wearing a red jacket or red clothes near a bull!

  • @patodwyer721
    @patodwyer721 Před 2 lety +22

    I'd prefer to play Bison with a chicken 😂

    • @edwardashley6688
      @edwardashley6688 Před 2 lety

      I’ve done that!! It’s lots of fun and not lethal!

  • @virginiagilley6779
    @virginiagilley6779 Před 2 lety

    He is not bothered by the little one...oooo wait let me DO like POPS..SQUAT..

  • @johnbeckwith1361
    @johnbeckwith1361 Před rokem +1

    Never seen a Bison charge through a fence to get to someone. Calm down Karen.

  • @58landman
    @58landman Před rokem

    Fish Heads. You can always tell 'em but you can't tell 'em much.

  • @markberryhill2715
    @markberryhill2715 Před 10 měsíci

    Those National Geographic Explorer photographer's really know how to get the best shots.
    Let that be a lesson to you kids. This is the difference between you and the professionals. They know how to take risks and get rewarded for it.

  • @djr6876
    @djr6876 Před 3 lety +3

    At the Bison Petting Zoo.

    • @straubdavid9
      @straubdavid9 Před 2 lety +1

      The Grizzly Petting Zoo is much more entertaining.

  • @plutoplatters
    @plutoplatters Před 5 lety +3

    funny thing.... almost everyone thinks they're smart.

  • @laman8914
    @laman8914 Před 2 lety

    Oh Shuts, I watched all the way to the end and I did not see bodies flying through the air.

  • @cayea4076
    @cayea4076 Před 2 lety +1

    The girl commenting sounds so self-righteous.

  • @luporis2375
    @luporis2375 Před rokem +1

    That's why we have zoom lenses man....

  • @robertrusnak620
    @robertrusnak620 Před 2 lety

    Maybe they should put warning labels on these 1500 pound animals

  • @livefreeordie5534
    @livefreeordie5534 Před 2 lety +5

    I've noticed that most of these people approaching Bison are at least wearing their "protective running sandals".🙄

  • @sandrapierce9504
    @sandrapierce9504 Před rokem

    Some people are just born dumb. Bison can run 35 miles per hour, and that fence will not stop him at all.

  • @facitenonvictimarum174

    I hope the bison gets them before they breed and pass on their stupid-genes to future generations.

  • @stevenguild2707
    @stevenguild2707 Před 3 lety +2

    He uses a flash no less.

    • @panzer948
      @panzer948 Před 2 lety

      Good photographers know when to use flash for fill light while taking pics during daylight. Maybe one reason he was trying to get close... now using flash standing far back with telephoto lens would be done. Flashes on SLR cameras can tell you the range the flash will be effective depending on lighting and camera settings...

  • @vincentshelpfulhints4085
    @vincentshelpfulhints4085 Před 3 lety +27

    why are you worried about others.. get some popcorn and watch the show

    • @straubdavid9
      @straubdavid9 Před 2 lety +2

      We are worried about the poor animals that get put down, because of the actions of some lame brain!

  • @kbutcher357
    @kbutcher357 Před 2 lety +1

    Apparently, director Karen doesn't know what playing chicken means 🤔

  • @mertonsmith9808
    @mertonsmith9808 Před 2 lety

    They are lucky they did not have bison burgers on their breath after lunch.

  • @bryantmeissner6856
    @bryantmeissner6856 Před 2 lety

    I could tell you exactly what he was thinking.... He wasn't

  • @autumnicleaf
    @autumnicleaf Před 2 lety

    "Are you dumb?"
    "Duh! What else do I look like?"

  • @pwprochazka
    @pwprochazka Před 3 lety +30

    not the ending i hoped for

  • @danbytp
    @danbytp Před 2 lety

    Is he thinking, is he dumb,you have to ask!?!

  • @linkinemerson8620
    @linkinemerson8620 Před 2 lety

    Dont worry, there is a fence that protects the bison from the stupids.

  • @hw534
    @hw534 Před 2 lety

    It's always the Fedora guy ...

  • @jt8d3d
    @jt8d3d Před 2 lety

    What a beautiful way to thin out the gene pool! All Natural.

  • @capncrunch2573
    @capncrunch2573 Před 2 lety

    Well, THAT was nothing burger!

  • @Susweca5569
    @Susweca5569 Před 2 lety

    Folks? That's what we have the telephoto lens feature on our cameras for...

  • @paulsmodels
    @paulsmodels Před 9 měsíci

    What are you thinking?? That's just it, they are not thinking!

  • @mikehunt-fx7sf
    @mikehunt-fx7sf Před 2 lety

    First rule of thumb should be do not piss-off an animal that is bigger than your car !

  • @pattonjames8060
    @pattonjames8060 Před 11 měsíci

    I was hoping to see the tourist get flattened

  • @josephtorres110
    @josephtorres110 Před 2 lety

    If I attended his funeral, I would go in joking ...... What did the Bison say to the tourist ???

  • @pinkfreud62
    @pinkfreud62 Před 6 lety +7

    Those Asians will risk anything for that perfect shot, lol.

    • @skapsha
      @skapsha Před 5 lety

      pinkfreud62 a friend of mine witnessed the same kind of thing except it involved a bear and a Asian photographer. My friends wife being very concerned asked her husband to do something so the Asian fellow would not get mauled. His response, “CLASSIC “, oh do not worry my lovely wife, the bear knows he is Chinese, and if he eats him he will be hungry again in 30 minutes.

  • @TimTheMusicMan
    @TimTheMusicMan Před rokem +3

    I just found out the people in this video are all currently working for the Brandon administration.

  • @mikepupillo2648
    @mikepupillo2648 Před 11 měsíci

    You had me rolling on the ground. Ya you can out run it!

  • @JackBauer529
    @JackBauer529 Před 2 lety

    Calm down chick. That's a walking path and there's a fence between them.

  • @richguitarmusic6781
    @richguitarmusic6781 Před 2 lety +1

    Hysterical narrator. Try to calm down.😄✌️😎🤭

  • @tdmmcl1532
    @tdmmcl1532 Před 2 lety

    case study in geopolitical regional differences in culture: when North Korea is your neighbor, you don't fear 2000 pound wild bull bison. It's just another day that ends in Y

  • @danbrownellfuzzy3010
    @danbrownellfuzzy3010 Před 2 lety

    We have Buffalo for the tourists to look at in my town.. I would say most people get next to the herd, and all silly ideas leave the body.

  • @smerrill9426
    @smerrill9426 Před 2 lety

    I’m sure that chicken wire fence would have stoped that bulldozer on hoofs 🤷‍♂️

  • @grantsmith505
    @grantsmith505 Před 2 lety +1

    Dramatic over-reacting by the woman shooting the video.

  • @jonmurraymurray5512
    @jonmurraymurray5512 Před 2 lety

    Don't ever fuck with a bison. They are short bodies with a lot of weight that can out run you and out turn you.

  • @mikehunt-fx7sf
    @mikehunt-fx7sf Před 2 lety

    Another group of Einsteins.