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  • @evansears711
    @evansears711 Před 3 měsíci +4180

    20:27 - 28:30
    There’s the whole Sprite bit for y’all, including the beginning context and Skullker summoning Sprite Cthulhu.

    • @Sweetroll_Wolfie
      @Sweetroll_Wolfie Před 3 měsíci +79

      Thank you! This is my favorite Badger video for that bit! I find that running joke hilarious!

    • @evansears711
      @evansears711 Před 3 měsíci +30

      Agreed, @@Sweetroll_Wolfie. One of, if not his best bits of his CZcams career

    • @ramjet94
      @ramjet94 Před 3 měsíci +23

      8 minutes of PEAK.

    • @Pink_Panzer
      @Pink_Panzer Před 2 měsíci +5

      Thank you.

    • @torhundal2182
      @torhundal2182 Před 2 měsíci +17

      ur gonna want tha 25:06 for the people who want the maximum pop,
      also 27:37 is the 'parry loud noise' noise

  • @QuantumBeard
    @QuantumBeard Před 3 měsíci +7391

    There are two absolutes in life:
    1. Badger fuckin ballin
    2. Skulker ain't never washed

  • @unnamedvisitor1649
    @unnamedvisitor1649 Před 3 měsíci +3010

    "I tried to make the "U.S.S. LOBSTERFEST" a real thing, turns out that's...illegal."
    I almost choked to death upon that.

    • @OfficerCharon
      @OfficerCharon Před 3 měsíci +59

      "TURBO illegal."

    • @GasPipeTony
      @GasPipeTony Před 3 měsíci +15

      Ilobster

    • @pegasus4191
      @pegasus4191 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Payday 2 police raid sound

    • @Demonkingdude
      @Demonkingdude Před 2 měsíci +7

      ​@@OfficerCharon for some reason I can Google translate your reply, and it translates to "The crowd is Illegal"

    • @GasPipeTony
      @GasPipeTony Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@pegasus4191 sound of door being bashed in

  • @AnthonyantARBY
    @AnthonyantARBY Před 2 měsíci +676

    22:16 The hardest i've laughed all year has to be when Grouse came on screen with no animation! And the delivery of him saying "Drink some water for once in your fucken life" was perfect!

  • @fire4ujarrett879
    @fire4ujarrett879 Před 2 měsíci +524

    The day this man discovers helldivers 2 will be the day we take back
    Malevelon Creek.

    • @panther-nk2hn
      @panther-nk2hn Před 2 měsíci +59

      He been streaming it for something like the last week, since the servers stabilized.
      Betting 100 it's gonna be next video.

    • @ThaAlecman
      @ThaAlecman Před 2 měsíci +22

      @@panther-nk2hnif it’s not Lethal Company, it’ll be Helldivers 2

    • @grantbeier2461
      @grantbeier2461 Před měsícem +7

      bit too late, as of today

    • @calebkelly8221
      @calebkelly8221 Před měsícem

      Because he already discovered the creek​@@grantbeier2461

    • @ar1adne586
      @ar1adne586 Před měsícem +1

      REMEMBER THE CREEK

  • @TangoCharlie-mz8lh
    @TangoCharlie-mz8lh Před 3 měsíci +19602

    "I have no interest in world of warships"
    "Badger has a voice pack"
    "I have some interest in world of warships"

  • @kottadragon
    @kottadragon Před 3 měsíci +8373

    I like how Russian despises subs and aircraft carriers in this game like a medieval knight who's fed up with guns for ruining the spirit of war.

    • @mileskessler2905
      @mileskessler2905 Před 3 měsíci +261

      Wargaming Don Quixote lmao

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl Před 3 měsíci +40

      Fair.

    • @AlteryxGaming
      @AlteryxGaming Před 3 měsíci +144

      I mean, he’s in line with the majority of the old guard for this game

    • @IamMLGamer
      @IamMLGamer Před 3 měsíci +120

      This is accurate, badger also hates modern aircraft in war thunder and loves old, weird tanks in world of tanks

    • @TheSchultinator
      @TheSchultinator Před 3 měsíci +30

      I still have no idea why they added subs besides "moar content"

  • @Raven_Ray9
    @Raven_Ray9 Před 2 měsíci +220

    8:30 - bro went from “bro just hit you with a nautical slur? What was that?” to “Cap’n…shiver his timbers”
    Best part ^^ I love your guy’s content, keep it up

  • @SMToonLarvaHeroes-9898
    @SMToonLarvaHeroes-9898 Před 2 měsíci +146

    Most people when given a genie: "Oh boy, what can I do to benefit me?"
    Skulker with a genie: "Oh boy, what can I do to inflict the maximum amount of harm to the universe?"

    • @user-qm7rs9fq1t
      @user-qm7rs9fq1t Před měsícem +2

      If you would inverse the thing he said ... wings would just change shape? .

    • @leoyamauchi5992
      @leoyamauchi5992 Před měsícem +2

      Make Lenzs Law reverse itself (it also breaks newtons laws of thermodynamics in the process), which p much destroys the entire understanding of electricity rn

    • @reallyoriginalname1221
      @reallyoriginalname1221 Před 4 dny

      ​@@leoyamauchi5992I want to add an electron to every atom in the universe

  • @onepunchhutch
    @onepunchhutch Před 3 měsíci +2782

    I will give Guece some credit. He cut his code short knowing he was promoting on Badger's stream. Only after getting the go ahead he actually said it. That kind of respect is truly refreshing to see

    • @illucidate3749
      @illucidate3749 Před 3 měsíci +203

      Badger's homies are nothing if not tru bros

    • @Mekboy_ComputerMonster
      @Mekboy_ComputerMonster Před 3 měsíci +184

      "Professionals _HAVE_ standards"

    • @onepunchhutch
      @onepunchhutch Před 3 měsíci +32

      @@Mekboy_ComputerMonster true that

    • @boog3005
      @boog3005 Před 3 měsíci +52

      Hey Geuce is a real one. Fuck it I’m doing two orders of some supps. One to Geuce and one to Badger.

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 Před 2 měsíci +15

      I doubt badger would have cared either way. Geuce and him have been buddies forever

  • @CinnamonRolls678
    @CinnamonRolls678 Před 2 měsíci +101

    25:50 I wonder who that guy could be...

  • @craigfury6110
    @craigfury6110 Před 2 měsíci +79

    Honestly I'm actually proud of badger. Unlike most streamers I love the fact that you went from reviewing games to literally becoming a VA in a sponsored content game continue to stay wholesome good sir. Also can't wait to see that helldivers 2 game because I know it's going to be funny

  • @phantomsights4533
    @phantomsights4533 Před 3 měsíci +480

    0:00 “This video contains loud noises”
    My brain: “Skulker… what did you do?”

    • @bendrenth441
      @bendrenth441 Před 3 měsíci +38

      I love that your immediate reaction is wonder what Skulker did this time.

    • @phantomsights4533
      @phantomsights4533 Před 3 měsíci +21

      @@bendrenth441 Because it’s usually always him 🤣🤣

    • @StealthTheFoxz
      @StealthTheFoxz Před 3 měsíci +8

      @@phantomsights4533 Have to agree here.

    • @greybooch4577
      @greybooch4577 Před 3 měsíci

      Blackhole microwave, apparently

    • @Demonkingdude
      @Demonkingdude Před 2 měsíci +4

      Has anyone else seen that world of tanks video where Skulker held everyone hostage?

  • @OGSnoberry
    @OGSnoberry Před 2 měsíci +330

    Geuce pausing mid-plug because he wasn't sure if Badger would be OK w/ him plugging his own GamerSupps code on his stream was so fucking funny and wholesome. Just dead stop, wrench in the gears.

  • @Arch_Twisted
    @Arch_Twisted Před 2 měsíci +66

    The Helldivers 2 video is currently in the making, and will likely drop this month.
    This is not a hard prediction to make.

    • @CyColt
      @CyColt Před měsícem +2

      Not before Lethal Company.

    • @turok1456
      @turok1456 Před 25 dny +3

      I reckon it's next month

    • @Arch_Twisted
      @Arch_Twisted Před 25 dny

      @@turok1456 Yea, I think so. He released a Helldivers Short on Apr. 14, so I bet a bigger video is coming.
      But I was wrong about the Next Month thing. Unless you count the short, but that's kinda not the same.

  • @justins8634
    @justins8634 Před 2 měsíci +28

    This is the first sponsored promo I've seen that's actually tempting. Piloting the USS Lobsterminator while Badger says patriotic things in the background sounds like another level of fun

  • @talonsniper13
    @talonsniper13 Před 3 měsíci +768

    22:19 "drink some water for once in your fucking life"
    Literally everyone else in the VC: "No" 😂

    • @Its_me_Stolas
      @Its_me_Stolas Před 3 měsíci +16

      BUt water is the best drink of every century. Yeah, quality dropped lately, but it is still good

    • @cykablyatman6242
      @cykablyatman6242 Před 3 měsíci +6

      at this point, bajur and grouse are writing the new payday 3 heists while doing this shitposting
      payday 3 still bad tho

    • @user-bn3wi7rq1y
      @user-bn3wi7rq1y Před 3 měsíci +2

      honestly, it's the sanest thing I ever heard Grouse say.

    • @Poputrash
      @Poputrash Před 3 měsíci

      And badger brought back his old animation for that bit.

    • @tritex6350
      @tritex6350 Před 2 měsíci

      And it’s the only thing he contributes to the video!

  • @SleppyLeBo
    @SleppyLeBo Před 3 měsíci +809

    27:11 Skulker has genuinely never heard someone ask him to turn his soundboard up before. I love how he's legit confused there for a sec.

  • @BlueDasher13
    @BlueDasher13 Před měsícem +22

    13:46
    Bull Sharks: jokes on you I don't care about whether I'm in saltwater or freshwater I'll still pester you like the inconvenience I am

  • @sigillotheproto676
    @sigillotheproto676 Před 2 měsíci +166

    Who here wants russian badger to play helldivers 2
    Edit well thanks everyone for the likes. This is the most like I have gotten on a comment

  • @Pr0wlerLV
    @Pr0wlerLV Před 3 měsíci +571

    27:04 Skulker opening the microwave and black hole type shit material coming out is the funniest fucking thing ever

  • @Erin-the-dragon
    @Erin-the-dragon Před 3 měsíci +732

    22:55 I fucking love you can see the box used for the explosion ragdoll, shits a different level of comedic

  • @safehandsltd
    @safehandsltd Před 2 měsíci +13

    23:25
    "Double barreled, you ready for this"

  • @jmsgamer5939
    @jmsgamer5939 Před 2 měsíci +51

    Russian badger, helldivers, play it.

    • @ExHavic
      @ExHavic Před měsícem +4

      That's the next video. He's been playing it on stream

    • @thecoolcutlefishYT
      @thecoolcutlefishYT Před měsícem +2

      ​@@ExHavic BY DEMOCRACY, REALLY!?

    • @Joescrazypants
      @Joescrazypants Před měsícem +1

      In the latest video about lethal company he said he was playing helldivers

    • @jmsgamer5939
      @jmsgamer5939 Před měsícem

      @@Joescrazypants ik, i saw, i am exited

  • @johnmarston4905
    @johnmarston4905 Před 3 měsíci +666

    I find it so funny how Badger’s voice is slowly sneaking its way into all of these different games as legitimate additions, it makes me happy knowing he’s made it to such a point.

    • @user-fs7vf9zt6p
      @user-fs7vf9zt6p Před 3 měsíci +10

      The warthunder collab was nuts

    • @monke287
      @monke287 Před 3 měsíci +15

      Swaws

    • @adrienlastname4663
      @adrienlastname4663 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Don't forget his TABG voice pack

    • @azeroth2994
      @azeroth2994 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Heck yeah, Bajur in Max0r's vids, TABG and Warships voice packs, next thing You know he gonna be voicing folks in indie Animations

    • @Tigershark_3082
      @Tigershark_3082 Před 3 měsíci +7

      ​@@azeroth2994 Honestly, I give him like 2 years tops before he's doing something for CrunchyRoll, english dub-wise

  • @witherwolf3316
    @witherwolf3316 Před 3 měsíci +298

    Destroyer players: Rat bastard (affectionate)
    Submarine players: Rat bastard (derogatory)

  • @markisshano7334
    @markisshano7334 Před 2 měsíci +15

    The Geuce bit with the cans reminds me of Lythero's bit where Frieza is opening multiple soda cans.

  • @user-tk3bl1jw1r
    @user-tk3bl1jw1r Před měsícem +3

    also badger you are the only youtuber on the plan of existance that is able to get me to watch 32 minutes and 34 seconds of unending play time i don't know how you do it maybe its your humor or its the unending twitch getting brought up but you are the only person other than asmr that is able to keep me watching your vids for more than 10 minutes

  • @2mccue4u27
    @2mccue4u27 Před 3 měsíci +643

    Geuce's Sprite-popping bit is the hardest i've laughed from a Badger vid since "you can't just murder mr. House because a robot told you to!"

    • @blackstone-gc9pz
      @blackstone-gc9pz Před 3 měsíci +29

      "observe"

    • @cjkelly7536
      @cjkelly7536 Před 3 měsíci +20

      ​@@blackstone-gc9pz"How did I lose karma? He was already a vegetbale I was just making a mashed potato."

    • @adamantium7279
      @adamantium7279 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Dude same. I think that was the best and most intense laugh I've ever had in my whole life!

    • @heyitsharry
      @heyitsharry Před 3 měsíci +3

      this is 2019 badger energy, we are SO back

    • @blackstone-gc9pz
      @blackstone-gc9pz Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@cjkelly7536 the bonk had me cackling

  • @onidm3540
    @onidm3540 Před 3 měsíci +909

    So basically: Badger made a tutorial of how to exploit a multimillionaire game company, how to overpass copyright with lobsters and how much a person can waste in Sprite cans for the commitment. This is truly, peak comedy.

    • @Wooper160atThePond
      @Wooper160atThePond Před 3 měsíci +39

      it's not scamming them to play their free to play game as intended

    • @stevethebarbarian9876
      @stevethebarbarian9876 Před 3 měsíci +24

      Yeah this video feels like literally the most sponsored video of all time. I don’t think I’ve ever hated anything Badger has made more than this. Sitting here doing an ad read while acting like somehow playing the game exactly as the devs want you to is getting one over on them just feels kinda gross and embarrassing. No, you’re not “robbing money” by not paying for microtransactions, you’re not the winner in this interaction, stop trying to spin it like the WoW devs are philanthropists.

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@Wooper160atThePondyeah, the way it’s worded sucks

    • @MariktheGunslinger
      @MariktheGunslinger Před 3 měsíci +9

      @@stevethebarbarian9876 Don't be a buzzkill.

    • @Kayrapt
      @Kayrapt Před 3 měsíci +2

      So... idk if you reall mean "peek" comedy for only peeking through the doorlock of comedy, or if you meant "peak" comedy.
      This one was NOT peak comedy.

  • @gachagaming_devilwolf3490
    @gachagaming_devilwolf3490 Před 2 měsíci +15

    Play helldiver's

    • @4gummi751
      @4gummi751 Před 19 dny

      Him and his friends would tear that game up with a goated video

  • @halbarand2806
    @halbarand2806 Před měsícem +3

    2:19 GRIND
    2:30 GRIND
    3:32 GRIND

  • @panderfamily7836
    @panderfamily7836 Před 3 měsíci +400

    I was a blackjack dealer for a few years and dealt a perfect shoe to a player. No joke, 6 decks in blackjack and he won every. single. hand. He didn't up his bet, just played pretty much the same amount every hand. It was something like 35-45 hands? I didn't count at the time and I regret that I didn't. He made something like $30,000? Idk, it was like 8 years ago.
    Anyway, Badger is right, do not listen to the voices.

    • @heradow4672
      @heradow4672 Před 2 měsíci +15

      could it be possible that the man's name was Henry Sugar

    • @SadgePimckle
      @SadgePimckle Před měsícem +6

      ​@heradow4672 holy shit is that a Roald Dahl reference

  • @kitsunecreates
    @kitsunecreates Před 3 měsíci +507

    26:45 just the “I tried dude-“ killed me
    just the absolute defeat and hilarity in one deep sigh/breath

  • @baprapcat
    @baprapcat Před 2 měsíci +10

    25:23 they just turned into spongebob's alarm clock wth

  • @Tortuousruby159
    @Tortuousruby159 Před měsícem +4

    If "Victory just as the founding fathers intended" is a voice line, "defeat, the founding fathers would be disappointed" better be a voice line

  • @ALaughingWolf2188
    @ALaughingWolf2188 Před 3 měsíci +613

    “Show me a picture of the Pacific Ocean and point out every square with a submarine in it” is one of my new favorite badger quotes I think

    • @joskarifinaukr6503
      @joskarifinaukr6503 Před 3 měsíci +15

      Trick question. The answer is "All of them."

    • @ComissarYarrick
      @ComissarYarrick Před 3 měsíci +7

      @@joskarifinaukr6503 For Atlantic in 1941, that's not that far off from reality :D

  • @Amarenamann
    @Amarenamann Před 3 měsíci +3038

    "One does not simply expect God to do all the work."
    -Boromir

    • @ExpandDong420
      @ExpandDong420 Před 3 měsíci +31

      Boromir Graham

    • @nickfury5536
      @nickfury5536 Před 3 měsíci +11

      That was Joshua from Fallout: New Vegas.

    • @Amarenamann
      @Amarenamann Před 3 měsíci +19

      ​@@ExpandDong420That was Boromir's long lost brother from another mother.

    • @Amarenamann
      @Amarenamann Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@nickfury5536Lies and slander...

    • @drackflame951
      @drackflame951 Před 3 měsíci +2

      That's a hard going line right there to be honest if somebody said it in a movie.

  • @Linktheboss3
    @Linktheboss3 Před měsícem +5

    Badger is prob one of the only ppl who can make a 30 min ad watchable and me not regret I just watched a whole ad to a fun game

  • @Nuggieboi27
    @Nuggieboi27 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Can’t wait for Russian badger Helldivers 2 video

  • @theretrosilvergamer7061
    @theretrosilvergamer7061 Před 3 měsíci +1738

    With every game and Max0r cameo, Badger is inching closer and closer to being a voice actor and I’m all for it

    • @kalandillon8320
      @kalandillon8320 Před 3 měsíci +94

      His voice has become so recognizable that I could point it out of anything.

    • @marcoricci3936
      @marcoricci3936 Před 3 měsíci +77

      Badger did gave voice to minos prime in the second video that Max0r did for ultrakill

    • @armormartin4267
      @armormartin4267 Před 3 měsíci +34

      I just want a video where Max0r joins them in a game

    • @armormartin4267
      @armormartin4267 Před 3 měsíci +27

      @@marcoricci3936he also voiced that man in front of the 2 fingers

    • @OmeletteGirl
      @OmeletteGirl Před 3 měsíci +9

      wait what?! where is that robot bastard??

  • @Hox5241
    @Hox5241 Před 3 měsíci +1736

    Damn, he escaped cryo containment

    • @Shad0wkn1ght835
      @Shad0wkn1ght835 Před 3 měsíci +14

      We got to stop him!

    • @exalted_space9224
      @exalted_space9224 Před 3 měsíci +16

      Nah let him cook

    • @goingblargh
      @goingblargh Před 3 měsíci +26

      “Security Breach! RussianBadger has broken containment!”
      “RussianBadger has broken containment?!”

    • @Shad0wkn1ght835
      @Shad0wkn1ght835 Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@goingblargh "STOP HIMMMMM!!!"

    • @havoc-yw8xq
      @havoc-yw8xq Před 3 měsíci +2

      Without bloating like a boomer from l4d

  • @unknown20005
    @unknown20005 Před 2 dny +1

    why is this channel so good when it’s literally just a bunch of guy’s screwing around yapping about the most random stuff ever it reminds me of back when i used to have like 200 something friends on playstation and i would just be in these massive 20 people parties just listening to everyone yapping and going on about some of the most random stuff as we clutched up and carried people in stuff like destiny 2 raids and dungeons

  • @CasticDigital
    @CasticDigital Před 2 měsíci +1

    I've only ever seen your skits in shorts form. I was pleasantly surprised at your longer form content and your ability to advertise for a game and actually make me wanna play it

  • @NewAgeRenegXde
    @NewAgeRenegXde Před 3 měsíci +460

    21:53 the pause for respect before promo is perfection

  • @thelonegunpodcast
    @thelonegunpodcast Před měsícem +1

    Badger I want to thank you, when I was in a rough patch I found your videos, they cheered me up

  • @CameronHero32581
    @CameronHero32581 Před měsícem +1

    Subversive entertainment. I couldn't tell where the ad ended and the video began. Was so glad to see another great badger upload.

  • @sparkselm173
    @sparkselm173 Před 3 měsíci +532

    I never expected to die laughing over a bastard opening cans of sprite.
    Holy shit...

  • @zenerstorm95
    @zenerstorm95 Před 3 měsíci +587

    Not only did the title confuse me, but Badger sounding so calm when narrating made me think that I stepped into a alternate universe

    • @bluedemon2783
      @bluedemon2783 Před 3 měsíci +11

      Ikr.

    • @MrSkerpentine
      @MrSkerpentine Před 3 měsíci +13

      big brother got to him

    • @EarlierTitan19
      @EarlierTitan19 Před 3 měsíci +23

      THANK GOD SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING

    • @someguy7110
      @someguy7110 Před 3 měsíci +13

      Literally lmao, thought he uploaded a short or something.

    • @DaveMiller6042
      @DaveMiller6042 Před 3 měsíci +13

      Seriously feels as if he was replaced by an alternate version of himself

  • @gormardragneel5626
    @gormardragneel5626 Před 2 měsíci +1

    bro I laughed so hard at this video, the bit crushed audio was absolutely hilarious, reminds me of when I bass boosted and bit crushed the Skyrim theme song but only after the intro 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Doom721
    @Doom721 Před měsícem +1

    The best edited videos on youtube about games, by far, I don't care WHAT you are playing, your editing fucking rocks and you guys are hilarious.

  • @TheDaltonius
    @TheDaltonius Před 3 měsíci +651

    Fun fact! Destroyers were initially designed to sink torp boats (aka torpedo boat *destroyers* ), then proceeded to become the big torp boats themselves.
    One could say destroyers became the things they swore to destroy( *er* )

    • @EpicEerie
      @EpicEerie Před 3 měsíci +15

      "You were supposed to destroy the sith not join them!"

    • @perhaps_a_pikmin
      @perhaps_a_pikmin Před 3 měsíci +8

      Wasn't the reason being that Torp Boats could destroy Battleships with ease. Because they didn't have the ease to defend themselves? So nations started building Torpedo Boat Destroyers to counteract the problem, only for Destroyers to become the problem later on

    • @UnstableEquilibrium
      @UnstableEquilibrium Před 3 měsíci +8

      Bring balance to naval warfare, not leave it in darkness!

    • @Athalwolf13
      @Athalwolf13 Před 3 měsíci +7

      ​@@perhaps_a_pikmin essentially yes.
      Torpedo boats were too nimble to be train the guns on and plot the firing solution.
      Destroyers were lighter, more nimble with faster loading and moving guns.

  • @Heavenlyhounds96
    @Heavenlyhounds96 Před 3 měsíci +329

    "I want to repeal Bernoulli's Principle"
    That wouldn't just screw with Planes but EVERY BIRD WOULD BE FLIGHTLESS. XD (Bats too.)

    • @HiakiMahaado
      @HiakiMahaado Před 3 měsíci +8

      Penguins, emus, and ostriches: "First time?"

    • @ScoutingForZen
      @ScoutingForZen Před 3 měsíci +20

      It would also mess with basically ANYTHING that depends on fluid dynamics, including carburetors, boilers, jet engines, and rockets

    • @AlgidSquid
      @AlgidSquid Před 3 měsíci +9

      It is no exaggeration to say it would end life as we know it.

    • @victim109
      @victim109 Před 3 měsíci +5

      that shit is not real anyway

    • @johngellare3507
      @johngellare3507 Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@HiakiMahaado Kiwis: "'Tis but a flesh wound!"

  • @Zenobiwan
    @Zenobiwan Před 2 měsíci +11

    can't wait to see badger make a video on Helldivers 2

  • @Rockman9830
    @Rockman9830 Před 3 měsíci +450

    19:34 This shot of Cacodemon Heavenly saying what he said completely stationery with only his mouth moving absolutely kills me and i dont know why.

  • @dingus4260
    @dingus4260 Před 3 měsíci +856

    20:39 pasta being *that* upset about being called Dominican is so genuine you can feel the anger in his voice 😂

    • @grimmashley8422
      @grimmashley8422 Před 3 měsíci

      Apparently that's a pretty common thing, hispanics get PISSED when you confuse them with certain others

    • @aplezauz8809
      @aplezauz8809 Před 3 měsíci

      If there's one thing that black people hate. It's being called Dominican.
      If there's one thing that Dominican people hate. It's being called black.

    • @ramjet94
      @ramjet94 Před 3 měsíci

      It’s also very accurate to being Hispanic, because they absolutely despise being called the wrong nationality

    • @florianneacosta987
      @florianneacosta987 Před 3 měsíci +22

      Now I know that Fluffy (Gabriel Iglesias) was right. 💀

    • @Liex59
      @Liex59 Před 2 měsíci

      As a Mexican I've learned every Hispanic race has a hierarchy in their brain of the other brown races. Everybody's list is different and we all think we're number 1 and our next door neighbors are at the bottom lmao.

  • @DMWJD
    @DMWJD Před 2 měsíci +3

    I already know that badger is working on a hell divers video and I already know it’s gonna be hilarious

  • @brentrendshow123
    @brentrendshow123 Před 6 dny +1

    I would seriously just like to chill with all these dudes for 24 hours. Always having a good time.

  • @danielbob2628
    @danielbob2628 Před 3 měsíci +363

    I swear Badger, you are using the Doom 2016 Red Guard skin much more effectively than Doom 2016 ever did. They made such a baller character design and made it a corpse found in hidden areas holding collectibles.

  • @user-vk8cw1rk1o
    @user-vk8cw1rk1o Před 3 měsíci +181

    I listen to badger as I sleep. As I am natively from new mexico, when he metiniod my state, I sat straight up in my bed, whipped my head around towards my phone, and did the most authentic "huh?" Known to man.

    • @shadowwalker4144
      @shadowwalker4144 Před 2 měsíci +30

      You are an NPC and a player you can't perceive clicked E on you while you were in bed.

    • @saif-gv6gl
      @saif-gv6gl Před 2 měsíci +8

      I'm lying on my bed when I read this comment and laugh so hard that I physically need to stand up so I wouldn't choke to death lol

  • @JonahErrazo
    @JonahErrazo Před měsícem

    This guy is the only CZcamsr that makes me cry with how funny the videos are

  • @kendallstauffer689
    @kendallstauffer689 Před měsícem

    One of my favorite videos on the internet is the Warhammer 40k crossover you covered. Hope that melodious voice of Father Rokthar returns to scream me to sleep, it was beautiful.
    May chaos consume us all brothers! 😉🖤

  • @titaniumcyclone2848
    @titaniumcyclone2848 Před 3 měsíci +421

    My Lord, Geuce committing to the bit and opening Sprite cans one at a time for each Gamer Supps order was the funniest 8 minutes I have ever watched in my life. He was definitely the funniest out of everyone for this video. Next time I use code Blacklung, I'm just gonna faintly hear a crisp soda can opening and then a "yeah baby!" when that happens lmao 🤣

    • @derumasforlos4285
      @derumasforlos4285 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Same brother. Just need to pick a good caffeine free flavor. Already got Black Cherry, Gamerfart, Red Raspberry, and Kaho’s Bloody Orange. I refuse Blohole blast, it tastes like whale piss.

    • @Hadfield15
      @Hadfield15 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@derumasforlos4285wait, how do you know what whale piss tastes like? 🤔

    • @Gamingturtle090
      @Gamingturtle090 Před 3 měsíci +1

      "Dont worry sweetie these will pay for themselves"

  • @aussiekola2370
    @aussiekola2370 Před 3 měsíci +580

    "It's a white check, you can retry it."
    Badger... did you just make a Disco Elysium reference? My boy, you're a bloody legend.

    • @Mariodash23
      @Mariodash23 Před 3 měsíci +32

      Badger playing DE would be fucking scary. Can you imagine him meeting Measurehead?!

    • @brothersgt.grauwolff6716
      @brothersgt.grauwolff6716 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Guece needs to max out Lady Killer perk

    • @aussiekola2370
      @aussiekola2370 Před měsícem

      @@Mariodash23 he'd so beat up measurehead

  • @Iminlovewithfictonalcharacters
    @Iminlovewithfictonalcharacters Před 2 měsíci +1

    I love this channel. It’s the perfect mix of good points and wtf is going on

  • @ImmortalInflames
    @ImmortalInflames Před měsícem

    I can't believe I just watched a +30min ad... and I'm not even mad...
    Big companies need this dude swinging home runs for them!

  • @Scott_TF2
    @Scott_TF2 Před 3 měsíci +540

    I like how this video is much MOAR laid back and relaxed than the rest of the recent videos. Reminds me of the good old 2010’s siege videos

    • @thecommentor3845
      @thecommentor3845 Před 3 měsíci +8

      brother that game came out in 2015

    • @Scott_TF2
      @Scott_TF2 Před 3 měsíci +15

      @@thecommentor3845 i didn't care to check the dates on the videos

    • @thecommentor3845
      @thecommentor3845 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @Scott_TF2 if he was uploading siege videos back then, it would've been with like bandicam or fraps on the lowest possible settings

    • @Elmithian
      @Elmithian Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@thecommentor38451080p still existed back then I believe?

  • @jamestillinghast7165
    @jamestillinghast7165 Před 3 měsíci +583

    4:34 man just made the entire wows community and former cc's proud with that savage, dirty roast towards cv and ss players.

  • @pvppanda9308
    @pvppanda9308 Před 2 měsíci +6

    This was a literal 32 min 34 sec add

  • @user-xi7tn3xc1p
    @user-xi7tn3xc1p Před 2 měsíci

    im dyeing of laughter badger. your best one yet. but i died at the sprite cans and the microwave with purple flame.

  • @peteaustin7686
    @peteaustin7686 Před 3 měsíci +288

    Geuce stopping his promo knowing he was on Badgers stream, then slamming it down once he got the go ahead from the King himself. Mad respect ❤

  • @flyingoctopus4304
    @flyingoctopus4304 Před 3 měsíci +400

    I like how atleast 50% of this video was just about Geuce's girlfriends' sprite cans. Good shit.

    • @katzcribe2992
      @katzcribe2992 Před 3 měsíci +18

      Guece made real cash money dollars off the stupidest bit I've seen in years and that makes me ecstatic

    • @dominikjohnson5656
      @dominikjohnson5656 Před 3 měsíci +2

      I read this while drinkinh a sprite

  • @maxytk3589
    @maxytk3589 Před měsícem +2

    this video feels like talk video with world of warships on background so your attentionspan doesnt end

  • @IstyManame
    @IstyManame Před 2 měsíci

    The best type of ad. I just heard Blargs story where he tells badger he hates his ads cuz they're too good and ad ppl always show it as an example

  • @shoto42
    @shoto42 Před 3 měsíci +330

    Y’know, at first I noticed how much more chill this video sounded compared to your recent vids and thought i didn’t like it but then I realized that this felt like a night with the boys. This is probably the biggest compliment I could give to a video.

    • @likeapro4242
      @likeapro4242 Před 3 měsíci +7

      You’re 100% right. I’m not even one for watching competitive gaming and I have no idea how I got here, but I stayed for the animation and the banter, so this was the perfect vid for me. If he had an alternate channel of just conversation highlights and nothing else, that would be my go to

    • @flamedance58
      @flamedance58 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Agreed, the chill mood where the Bajur can just chat, enjoy himself, etc is good. I'm glad he's found a game he can vibe with not worry too much. Perhaps this is the turning point of him going from being the Siege guy to the Battleship guy.

  • @damaan1243
    @damaan1243 Před 3 měsíci +157

    my favorite part of Badgers content is remembering he exists 2 months after his last upload to see if theres anything new and then he actually uploads an hour later

    • @madmike022
      @madmike022 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Dude that was literally me, I rewatched a video of his the for the first time in months last night and suddenly the man reappears

    • @alexanderzagula1994
      @alexanderzagula1994 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I literally watched his left 4 dead video 20 minutes before this was posted

  • @W4rr1n
    @W4rr1n Před měsícem +1

    The sprite bit had me laughing harder than I ever have in my life.

  • @GabrielHargreaves
    @GabrielHargreaves Před 2 měsíci +14

    "I was talking to pasta about how I didn't know he was black-"
    *Proceeds to get ad*
    Perfect timing for an ad.

  • @ParadoxAAA
    @ParadoxAAA Před 3 měsíci +629

    "The genie when I wish for every electron to become a proton and vice-versa"
    What that wish does essentially is that all regular matter immediately dissolves since nothings holding together molecular bonds nor the nucleus of atoms anymore and then (someone might need to correct me on this part) nuclear explosions everywhere where regular matter was since those protons would be free of the nuclear strong force however since the density within the spaces that the now dissolved regular matter existed in would be relatively unchanged, all those protons and neutrons would be attracted towards the nearest gravitational centers and along the way collide with each other reforming new atomic nuclei in other words atomic fusion, so yeah new stars being born everywhere.
    It'd be pretty, but all life would be dissolved in the process... yeah, that is definitely getting added to the banned wish list.

    • @kindcat1963
      @kindcat1963 Před 3 měsíci

      I pray you get dumbed down in the future

    • @bakomusha
      @bakomusha Před 3 měsíci +40

      Basically pressing the refresh button on the universe, like it's a map of Civ you don't like the start position on.

    • @liambarry5077
      @liambarry5077 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Why did you do this? Why did you do math?

    • @mateuszkrytyk5711
      @mateuszkrytyk5711 Před 3 měsíci +19

      Bro just wants to reload chunks

    • @panzerkorps213
      @panzerkorps213 Před 3 měsíci +3

      It would just be reversed molecules, everything would be it's opposite color

  • @rob98000
    @rob98000 Před 3 měsíci +215

    The funniest thing about the salt water fresh water bit is that alligators and crocodiles will survive ANOTHER extinction event.

  • @user-bz8rb9jp4u
    @user-bz8rb9jp4u Před 24 dny

    please make more world of warships videos if you can!!! this was extremely funny

  • @TorinnReacts
    @TorinnReacts Před 19 dny

    Badger: "Wait... Citadel with HE?"
    Me, in World of Warships while video is playing in the background: *proceeds to hit 3 total citadels with HE against an aircraft carrier* 😂

  • @imamoron
    @imamoron Před 3 měsíci +858

    Badger has enough influence to lead an army through Detroit. Thx for all the likes guys! Appreciate it😊

  • @annoyanceking
    @annoyanceking Před 3 měsíci +1586

    24:24 for reference, one of my professors helped run a study that found that it only takes 40g of sugar a day to start slowing your ability to form new memories.

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ Před 3 měsíci +525

      Are you telling me that I can minmax dementia?

    • @baronvonbork2856
      @baronvonbork2856 Před 3 měsíci +316

      @@scooble_he is telling you that you can absolutely minmax dementia.

    • @chaoschannel3428
      @chaoschannel3428 Před 3 měsíci +105

      Alzheimer's any % speed run

    • @Herobuilder21
      @Herobuilder21 Před 3 měsíci +45

      no joke can i get a link to the study if its public?

    • @GabrielZocatelli
      @GabrielZocatelli Před 3 měsíci +18

      guess i will have amnesia in no time then

  • @CronosYamato
    @CronosYamato Před měsícem

    Hey, I know this is late, but it's really cool how you put the chatter's username when you read out their jokes in videos! Disclosure is cool! You are a great content creator!

  • @tylermonacchio2163
    @tylermonacchio2163 Před 4 dny

    26:49 I did not expect a DIsco Elysium reference in a Russian Badger video.
    A welcome surprise, to be sure.

  • @Ze_N00B
    @Ze_N00B Před 3 měsíci +372

    26:30
    I love how everyone was doing NV references and Grous just hits the Xcom "Ironman".

    • @burnin8able
      @burnin8able Před 3 měsíci +21

      Badger started by calling it a white check. if you don't know what that is, play Disco Elysium.

    • @cradleofchaos4923
      @cradleofchaos4923 Před 3 měsíci +12

      ironman is a relatively common type of challenge run. XCOM just has it built in

    • @jsteckle4897
      @jsteckle4897 Před 3 měsíci +8

      ⁠@@burnin8ablethe Disco Elysium reference caught me off guard I had to got back and double check

    • @lucyarisato6850
      @lucyarisato6850 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@jsteckle4897instantly killed me too, I was like ‘when the hell are we getting a video on that’

    • @KingHeadass44
      @KingHeadass44 Před měsícem +1

      It’s Geuce, not grouse. Grouse is the Yellow subtitles. Geuce is the green one.

  • @Dreadknight957
    @Dreadknight957 Před 3 měsíci +277

    Seeing heavenly as a doom demon again filled me with strange nostalgia

  • @adastic
    @adastic Před 12 dny +1

    This was so amazingly funny. Thanks for the stomach ache, in the best of ways

  • @davidharrison9888
    @davidharrison9888 Před 2 měsíci

    I absolutely cannot wait for this guy to do a helldivers 2 vid cos I know it’s coming it’s straight up these dudes alley ways

  • @mrmattdoesstuff
    @mrmattdoesstuff Před 3 měsíci +243

    21:49 "I am going to commit great crime I'm going...I'm going to bust 12 cans of sprite." 😂😂😂

  • @whatevenisthis-4408
    @whatevenisthis-4408 Před 3 měsíci +253

    24:36 this whole sprite shenanigan had me fucking wheezing man. i couldn't breathe when he hit us with the boosted throat singing

  • @marinamichel8692
    @marinamichel8692 Před 2 měsíci +2

    27:30 smth like that i tried tanking it with max youtube sound and max pc sound
    i cant hear now

  • @Theo-ev6yu
    @Theo-ev6yu Před dnem

    IRL, it would take over an hour for most warships to empty their shell magazines, and that's with constant shell fire. Therefore, you physically can't run out of gun ammo in a 20 minute match.

  • @jobot0114
    @jobot0114 Před 3 měsíci +109

    Real talk, I honestly love the slightly more longform, laid-back vibe of this video. The lack of hyperactive editing actually let me absorb the information I was watching and laugh at the bits lmao. Love it, hope you keep it up.

    • @Anigaming-dz5gh
      @Anigaming-dz5gh Před 3 měsíci +1

      I actually thought he was sick or smth due to how much *hyper-stimulation* most of his vids have, but once you mentioned this i felt dumb

  • @PilotSolaris
    @PilotSolaris Před 3 měsíci +221

    The sequence where Geuce opened up ALL THAT SPRITE and all the nonsense that followed was gut-busting, but Grouse popping up in a T-Pose at 22:20 griping about how we should drink some water fOR ONCE IN OUR GODDAMN LIVES sent me, man. Badger does not miss, ISTG.
    Edit: Also, shout-out to Budweiser Prime at 24:30.

  • @PeterMuskrat6968
    @PeterMuskrat6968 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Badger, please please please please tell us you and da boyz are gonna be playing Helldivers II at some point...
    I eagerly await the video.

  • @droids75
    @droids75 Před měsícem

    Im anxiously awaiting his Helldiver 2 vid that is all but guaranteed to come eventually

  • @Charlie-lp3ns
    @Charlie-lp3ns Před 3 měsíci +365

    1:03 the USS Lobsterminator was probably the best name you could give it

    • @Mekboy_ComputerMonster
      @Mekboy_ComputerMonster Před 3 měsíci +22

      IDK, Chief;
      "USS Crawdaddy" sounds like a true Scourge of the Seas

    • @aliens9557
      @aliens9557 Před 3 měsíci +5

      I can also say being New Mexican naming it a lobster theme is crazy that’s probably one of the least eating food here we all about green chili

    • @ehhehh3470
      @ehhehh3470 Před 3 měsíci +1

      The blue lobster would like to know your location

  • @tannerscharnhorst5075
    @tannerscharnhorst5075 Před 3 měsíci +492

    hi badger, i don't know if you'll see this comment, but that tier 7 premium you got at 16:51 is actually named after my direct ancestor Gerhard von Scharnhorst. He was real big in the Prussian military, i believe he fought in the Napoleonic wars, specifically the wars of 4th and 6th coalitions. The ship itself was in its own class of the same name (Scharnhorst) and the first of its class. anyways, awesome video as always!

    • @deltawhisky7981
      @deltawhisky7981 Před 3 měsíci +69

      Never thought I would meet (not exactly meet but see a comment online) an ancestor of a person about whom I read in history class.
      The internet truly is wonderful.

    • @tannerscharnhorst5075
      @tannerscharnhorst5075 Před 3 měsíci +36

      @deltawhisky7981 wait you read about Gerhard in your history class?!! That's awesome!!!

    • @ThatOne6uy
      @ThatOne6uy Před 3 měsíci +24

      That’s cool as sh*t
      No more can be said

    • @deltawhisky7981
      @deltawhisky7981 Před 3 měsíci +13

      @@tannerscharnhorst5075 yeah I read about him during my bachelor's degree.

    • @gilbertosantos2806
      @gilbertosantos2806 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Oh no way!