r/Maliciouscompliance This Entitled Karen Messes With The WRONG Worker!
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 12. 09. 2020
- r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, an entitled Karen absolutely flips out at an elevator repair technician because he needed to deactivate the elevator for repairs. The Karen DEMANDS that he turns it back on immediately, and threatens to call the repairman's boss. The repairman says to go ahead because he's self-employed! What happened next was a hilarious act of instant karma! If you like this video, subscribe for more daily Reddit content!
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The McDonald's one was actually pretty nice. Dude just loves some pickles.
Pickle burgers are the best!
I did that with jalapenos once. Dude was sniffling and smiling after.
Wholesome :)
I don't like pickles, but I did like that wholesome twist
Bruh that sounds like something my step dad would do
I once did that with a subway. The guy half hazardly dumped 3 fistfuls of pickles on my sandwich.
I was was so fucking happy.
"I want ten percent off!"
I'm already laughing, and I've not even gotten to the punchline!
same here.
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@@rahman077 yes they are gross and grostque
"I work in elevators."
"Interesting...and what's it like?"
"It has it's ups and downs."
People ask me what it is like to work on escalators at my stadium job and I go "well it has its ups and downs." They immediately chuckled when I said that.
I hate elevators. I'm going to take steps to avoid them from now on.
@@TheDigitalWatcher lolol took a while for me to get it but noice lmao
@Bass Player can't get much more newer than that đ
Also, as a bass player myself I gotta đ that username
@@TheDigitalWatcher Uh, I can't figure out what the joke is here.
The "weaponised donut" made my day. Every Karen deserves to have some everyday item weaponised to the max by whoever is forced to dealing with their BS.
Could see that jelly explosion coming from the get-go. Boom!
missed opportunity:
"Why isnt this a Ford?"
"because i cant af-Ford one"
My family always bought Fords. My dad's youngest brother was the head mechanic at Ford Garage in our town. He loved his work so much, that he would work at home on Ford's for free. All you had to spend money on was buying the parts. It is really marvelous to work at a job you love that much.
@Georgia Wessling not everyone can build their own f***ing car.
This cracked me up way harder than it should've.
@@wta1518 Why are you so mad`? It was just a little story and no one said you had to build your own car.
I came here looking for this ^.^
Karen: "I'd like to speak to your manager."
Guy: "Well go ahead, I'm self employed."
Karen: _DESTROYED_
What up God. From an atheist
Hey God. Quick question. Wtf were you on when you made platypuses'?
Platypus was the first thing God made after the creation of weed.
Why did you make Karenâs
Iâm an Uber driver...Karenâs thinking calling Uber is going to cause us to care about their insane wants is hilarious...
Malicious Compliance is that perfect mix of Entitled Karens and Petty Revenge. My favorite subreddit!
RIP Chibi
You got sexbotted.
So sorry for you.
Its also a "but you told me to" and very much-needed karma
And the best part is they do it to themselves
Mine is amithebutthole
@@xxratsrcutexx3494 I like r/entitled parents
He was obviously hiding the pickles under his tongue
It was so long since I had seen that episode. I feel so nostalgic rn
anyone else get that joke
And the car keys?
And my ride
Bubble bass....
Gotta love the pickle one though. He went above and beyond to make sure every level knew how satisfied he was. That's true appreciation
Pickles: you either love them or you hate them, there's no ground in between!
Yes there is. There are so many different kinds of pickles. I love some if them, tolerate others and hate those overly saltet/sugared ones.
Ofcourse theres no ground imbetween pickles , why would we eat the ground? Stupid
Thereâs so many different pickles in the world
Its hard to like them all
@@gonun69 I was commenting about the story where the guy working at McDonalds (or Maccas to us Aussies) put heaps of pickles on his customer's big Mac, so I was sort of meaning you either love or hate them on your big Mac lol.
I love dill pickles on my burgers and roast beef sandwiches (referring, of course, to pickled cucumbers, though dilly 'kraut is also pretty tasty), but I really dislike bread and butter pickles.
The bakery story reminds me of my first job. My boss (bless her heart) was an older very very sarcastic woman! One morning, while fresh bread is cooling on the racks behind the counter, and boss lady is slicing fresh bread visible from the counter, a customer walks in and asks âdo you bake your bread fresh daily?â to which my awesome boss stops slicing bread, turns to the customer, looks him dead in the eye and says âwhat do you think our bakers do when they come in at 10pm each night? Play monopoly?â... lol, I miss that woman!
Imagine a malicious compliance that ends in a net positive for both sides...that's what that hamburger story was.
I loved that story. It was kinda wholesome.
@@bartman156., he just really likes pickles
Pickle man pickle man ate so many pickles he turned into a pickle can
i have to say tho, i don't understand why fast food workers have to be an ass when someone asks for extra something?? like, as long as he asks nicely, there is no harm in providing that service for them. why do they feel the need to be an ass to the customer.
Pickle man is the hero we need
Regarding the story with the elevator: This Karen might be entitled, but every woman who leaves her baby unsupervised just to throw a trantrum is no mother at all. You might call her an entitled egg donor but not an entitled mother.
Period love đ
Iâm surprised she didnât make the kid walk down their instead.
Karen - I birthed you go do my bidding
Baby - *coos*
Karen - whereâs ur manager!
We don't know the baby was unsupervised as noone went up the stairs she could of had the husband wait there while she went to scream at people
Jordan Opitz Knowing Karens they will leave everything behind for what they want or rarely they have trapped simps which also donât care since they live with karens lol, but I feel like she would of said my husband and child or my family if that was the case
Truer words have never been spoken or more accurately written
10 DOLLARS? I CANT BELIEVE YOU! 9 dollars, take it or leave it đĄ
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Flying Dutchman: I will give you 4 wish
Patrick: three, take it or leave it
Imagine being THAT bad at math lol
At my restaurant a customer ordered a calzone, but she meant to order a stomboli. They are both $8 She didn't want us to remake it, because she didn't want to wait. She was loud and obnoxious. Her parties order was just over $110. I told her I would go ahead and give her 10% off her bill. She yelled at me that she doesn't want 10% she wants the item off her tab. I calmly said, no problem, despite the fact that you incorrectly ordered a calzone, I'll be glad to removed the calzone which cost $8, and I'll put back on the 10% discount which was $11. I had her receipt in my hand so I was able to show her. Fortunately she had a party of 8, which automatically included 18% gratuity. This was years ago, and it still makes my blood boil, not the mistake, but how she felt entitled to yell and scream.
There's something about malicious compliance stories that appeals to the teenager in all of us.
_Way_ better than revenge.
Hm, "weaponized doughnut" is a new one.
You throw it like a discus. Doughnut-scus?
Must be a holy weapon.
Cops use them a lot
It, by far, was my favorite malicious compliance.
Usually weaponized donuts are filled with anger and disappointment
Aka random condiments
The âMaccasâ story is more wholesome
he is the reason for africa's pickle shortage in zimbabwe.
I had a similar experience to the pickle guy.
I worked at McDonald's when I was around 19 and this guy was complaining that he never got enough pickles when ordering his burger with extra pickles, that led us to take a fistful of pickles and putting it in his Big Mac, the guy came up to the counter and said it was the best burger he ever had from McDonald's xD
My local burger King knows my order when I'm in drive through lol extra pickle, extra onions and I mean extra lol
I got home one day to an absolute mobster filled with at least a handful of each added and a note. Love ya auntie Em! They always call me by name now but it's the drama club students- I used to sew costumes as a volunteer.
"The tip isn't the money he leaves at the end of the night, the tip is the look on his face when you hand him over a $1000+ bill" Wise words indeed
Okay, I don't remember if you said what year the last story was from but ÂŁ2300 is about $2,942.85 in usd. I'm feel sorry for the girl. I would never want a man to spend that much money on a dinner for 2.
I'd have bailed too, he'd probably be one of those ones who think they're entitled to sex after spending that amount of money.
Did they go to Gordon Ramsayâs most expensive fucking kitchen or something lol?
@@speedstick8981 It's unlikely cause the story does sound kinda BS. If it's a story worth making a reddit post about you'd expect them to mention the exact food they ordered, by name. Not some shitty description of it.
I'm sorry for the waiter, what if there was a mandatory tip on the % of the bill, and they could have received $300 or there abouts.
Why would you feel sorry for the girl? She totally bailed on him. I would only feel bad if he ordered for her
âSome things are worth more than moneyâ
Sounds like a choosing beggar to me
"nothing you can provide though"
I used to work at a fast food and we had this lady loves pickles, so everytime she orders her burger she wants extra extra pickles which was like 9 slices. but if I was making it, it a fist and half full of pickles on this burger. She love it and no there was really no complaints that I know of. Itâs was really similar that pickle story. Pretty much the same exactly.
Except it a she and didn't complain.
Ll gpm
As a waiter for a restaurant I can confirm that the average Joe usually can't afford the most expensive item on our menu
The story sounds like BS anyway.
@@roll-up512gv5 Well, at it's in the UK, and they don't tip, I'd say your'e correct..
If you've worked at a restaurant with astronomical prices you'll know exactly what the dishes are, and you'll refer to them by name, not as "soup and steak covered in gold stuff".
I suspect this person is parroting someone else's story, but has no idea about food service - they don't let anyone serve dishes that cost those prices.
@@EagleEyeDFR British people do generally tip - it's simply s different tipping culture than in the USA.
Look up food with gold shavings. The steak price sounded spot on.
This literally just happened to me today. I'm in Universal Studios with my boyfriend and was taking the escalator up to the top lot from the bottom lot. The rule of the escalator is that your children cannot be in their strollers while on them, so you better be ready to hold them for a minute. An entitled woman was trying to push her (in my opinion) way too tall to be in a stroller sized child onto the escalator while he was in it. Obviously a security member of the park stopped her and told her it wasn't safe, and she started losing it. Saying to just let her do it, that there's no other way up, and when she was offered a personal shuttle ride to the top lot, she literally said "That's not safe!!" Now we stopped halfway up the lot to sit for like ten minutes, and "surprisingly" we didn't see the family come up the escalator.. Wonder what happened.
TLDR, she was more worried about being inconvenienced than her child's safety, than complained about safety when given a frankly way better offer of transport.
The hamburger story is me at every new fast food restaurant
Me: I want a cheeseburger with extra extra extra extra pickles please
Them: ummmm. ok...
Me: No really, put so many on there..like you're trying to be funny....then add just a few more.....I'll pay extra no problem.
Them: * Laughing * Ok ma'am we got you. đđ„đ„đ„đ„đ„đ„đ„đ„đ„
After the first time they know you and just have your order đđđđ
Thatâs honestly a pretty good way to explain it
âPut so many on there, like youâre trying to be funny, and then add a fewâ
14:13 I love seeing entitled people get destroyed but leaving an INFANT in a stroller to yell at service workers is
UNACCEPTABLE
That Burger Story is actually pretty good story. So rare that people actually satisfied with the Malicious Compliance.
Right? I hate pickles so that was unexpected đ
Saw this comment right as iâm listening to the storyđ
This was great. I remember being a server at a restaurant that sold a steak and lobster that on the menu said "market price". This was because the price fluctuated from time to time by the types of lobsters were served with the meal.
Once a man and woman came in, similar to the story in the video, and the man ordered the steak and lobster, as a server I figured it wasn't my job to question someones decision of meal or their ability to pay. I figured if I was well off enough to buy the meals I wanted and someone told me "are you sure about that sir?" I might be pretty annoyed. So when he ordered the meal, I told him "great choice".
Now admittedly, the price of the meal was nowhere near the one in the video, but still when he received the bill, he screamed, "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME HOW MUCH THIS WAS".
My response "you didn't ask".
People need to take responsibility for their actions. If you see menu items that are beyond your price range on the menu at all and the thing you order doesn't list a price, you may want to ask how much something is before ordering it.
I love it when people play themselves. I work in retail. It was early - 7AM. A lady came in, snarled her order at me, spent the whole time on her phone. She asked why it was taking so long, since she was in a hurry. I apologized and explained that since she had lots of small individual items, I had to scan them each rather than as a group. Her large purchase (from our warehouse) flagged as low stock. I told her, and quickly called the warehouse to confirm that we had enough for her, since she would have to drive their to collect it, and it would be a huge inconvenience if I rang it up and we didn't actually have enough. Keep in mind, sometimes a bag will tear or it got wet, so the amount of stock is usually a few bags less than what shows up on the system. She starts going off at me "this is ridiculous! How do you run this business? I'm in a hurry, this is unacceptable, hurry up!" Anyway, I rang it all up with her bitching every step of the way, and asked her if she'd like her receipt. She tossed her head and flipped her hand, snatched up her bags and stormed to the door. Our security guard had been quietly watching the whole encounter. When she tried to leave, he asked her for her receipt to check her purchases. She turned purple, came storming back to me and demanded the receipt. I smiled at her and said "so sorry! You said you didn't want one so I didn't print it. I'll just run and find a manager to issue a reprint for you." Cue a 5 minute search for a manager (knowing that nobody was in the shop yet) before regretfully telling her that I'd have to call for the upstairs manager to come down and do it for her. Another 5 minutes go by. At this point she's shaking with rage and her mouth is pinched and white.
The manger eventually comes and prints the slip for her. The guard leisurely takes his time checking each. And. Every. Line. Item. Before eventually signing off and letting her out.
Best day of my career there. It is sooooo satisfying when all the staff come together to trip up a rude customer.
nobody realizes that by breaking into that out of order elevator with her child, the lady is not only trespassing as she is not allowed to be in the elevator but because the elevator is not in working order she could have also been fined for child endangerment.
The only consolation in these trying times is r/
I love stories where malicious compliance turns into a super happy customer, like the McDonald's story lol
See with the lift one my response would be âdepends on how long the internal investigation goes. Iâm the only one with [lift company] who can sign off the repairs for this modelâ that will just frustrate her even more as she doesnât know when it will be repaired
I'm here trying to imagine how two bowls of soup can cost nearly $400, let alone a steak for almost $2000. I kinda get the gold on the steak but what in the world is that soup made out of?
Edit: pounds? Dear lord it's even more expensive than I thought
bird spit/bird nest soup comes to mind if I were to hazard a guess
Very late response, but from the description of the gold-leaf covered steak, it sounds like a restaurant run by Salt Bae. People don't eat there because the food is great; they go because they want to be seen eating in a place where everything is absurdly expensive. Conspicuous consumption.
One time, my boyfriend asked for the burger to have extra pickles but I guess the workers forgot so when he returned and asked again if they could put extra pickles on his burger, the worker literally put a handful of pickles on it. My boyfriend was actually very satisfiedđ he said âI donât know if they were mad or thought they are bothering me with this but this is what I wantedâ đ
I'm SO glad that you commented on how inappropriate it was for that mom to leave her child on another floor to come down and complain about the elevator. My husband and I were listening to this together and we both commented on that. Unless she left someone responsible with the baby, like a spouse, grandparent or much older sibling, that mom should have had children's services called on her.
The pickle one though, when i worked fast food, there were actually a few customers who we knew wanted a literal fistful of pickles on their sandwiches
3:32 They missed such a _golden_ opportunity to say "We can't af-Ford one with the salary you pay us!"
I aspire to get that many pickles, but Iâm to anxious to ask or complain. Youâre my hero, pickle guy.
Fact: Life is 10000x better when r/ makes a new vid early
More like when I get to 18
@@yizao9289 18 minutes ago
H-how'd you know that? A-Are you stalking me?
I agree
That's an opinion.
I'd just like to say the username CatheterZetaJones amused me greatly.
I loved it too!
And the fact that it was read out without any indication that it was an interesting username, lol.
@@louisejohnson6767 It is rSlash, so itâs not that surprising that he didnât find it interesting/funny, lol.
Jvgdjbhc that first story. I'm wheezing. That man needs to brush up on his math skills lmao
If I was the elevator repair guy I would of told her there are 2 ways this can go either you leave us alone or we call the police for child abandonment your choice
I was the extra tomatoes costumer at a BK drive thru.
"I want extra tomatoes. When I say extra, I mean extra" To this place one little tomatoes slice was extra on a Whopper. Which only had two to begin with.
I heard massive giggling thru the speaker before the order was compleat
So, before driving off, I checked the burger. There were 11 tomatoes slices on that burger! I was in tomatoe lovers heaven. So I went in and asked for the person who'd prepped the burger. The place got sheepishly quiet, but the manager called the guy forward. I reached in my pocket, handed him a Fiver and told him 'Well done " and left. For about a year afterward if I went back I always got plenty of tomatoes on my burger.
OMG the roommate story I so can relate to. I had a roommate who was crazy meticulous like those two. He lived in a unit of the house the was on the basement level and the other housemates and I referred to him as âThe Troll that lives under the house.â So many stories.
I had a roommate once put up a chore chart (we had basically been doing the honor system of clean up your own mess). I was given something and BROOM. I did the other thing and just stared at the chart for a minute and then down to the carpeted floor. I shook my head, wondered "why?", and got a broom and awkwardly swept the floor. Anyway, later the day the roommate and I got into an argument that I didn't do the chores assigned to me. I told him I did what I was "assigned" by him. I told him I even got a broom and swept the floor. He stopped, looked down at the floor for a few seconds, and then looked at me and with confusion asked me "Why?" I pointed at the chart. "BROOM" I stated. He responded "Bathroom". THAT SET ME OFF. I practically yelled at him "BATHROOM?! WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT THAT OR AT LEAST PUT A SPACE BETWEEN THE B AND R?!" We argued back and forth for a few minutes about that. I did a quick clean of the bathroom, fuming (partly at him and partly at myself). After that, things settled down and we remained good roommates. He never put up another chore chart. I guessed the other roommates (one of whom he went to high school with) probably talked him out of the chart. not worth the hassle. They were good guys and for the most part good roommates.
bradwolf07 Glad it worked out, but roommates are crazy. My roommate had a white board that he screwed into the refrigerator and he often wrote super passive aggressive letters to us ambiguously. When I thought of having a plan for cleaning and chores, since only me and my partner were doing most of the cleaning, he got angry and after a two hour conversation with all the roommates he asked me âwhy is your system we have to follow?â I told him, âBecause there is no system to follow and my partner and I are doing everything.â This led to another two hour discussion between us two and he would end up still doing things himself and the majority of everyone did there own thing, so the place was filthy. He was a nightmare and we were close for awhile, but he was selfish.
@@JaredTVW I'm sorry your roommates were nightmares. Sorry you had to deal with that
bradwolf07 Itâs cool. Itâs comical now the craziness I saw but I had my partner and most the other roommates and I bonded over it.
@@JaredTVW Well that's good at least. I'm glad you can look back on it and laugh
I must say, that burger story surprised me.
Big shoutout to the pickle guy for malicious compliance without being extra. I've worked as a cashier/clerk for years, and that kind of stuff can turn a bad customer relationship into a great one in the blink of an eye. Has worked for me more than once.
Incidentally, I too like lots of pickles on some sandwiches. You would not believe the struggle it can be to politely request a ton of pickles and *get* the amount of pickles you wanted. If an employee takes back a food item and corrects it like that, be sure to thank and encourage them. It's better all around, and encourages good customer/employee relations. Far more customers are likely to just demand something and snatch it back rudely.
Love waking up to this!!
I like how entitled the McDonaldâs customer sounded but then how wholesome the story became, about malicious compliance going in a good direction.
Fun Fact: Post Malone still smells of roses in a fresh meadow
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What
fun fact: no one asked
No he smells like a sunflower
steampunkskulls nice
"Weaponised donut" is fantastic.
Well, lady...
Donut mess with the donut folks that sell you your daily or weekly donut. Donut do that again. ^_^
This gold steak was probably covered with actual gold. Hence the price. Gold is inert in the body and just simply passes through.
Yes, but gold can be rolled *very* thin. IIRC the record was more than 3km (almost 2mi) of gold wire out of 1g (~0.035oz). Not that I'd mind that they collect a snob taxâŠ
...why though? like, that's literally just gonna be the most expensive shit you'll ever take!
@kamenkewl
Not at all - 24k edible gold leaf can be bought for around a dollar a sheet, so there are plenty of foodstuffs that are more expensive.
I canât wait to eat a gold steak covered in steak leaf.
@@whatisahandlebruh That's basically a gold ingot wrapped in frying steak....
......you can try it, but I'd book a dental appointme.
Iâm working three shifts today and this is the only thing boosting my mood beforehand. Have a great day everyone and thanks rslash for all your amazing posts!
Edit: âwhy isnât this a Ford?â
Because we canât aâfordâ it (Iâll leave now lol)
That edit was gold đ
Thatâs guys! Glad I could make someone laugh
I like the pickle guy.
He asked for a thing.
He got the thing.
He was super thankful, appreciative, ensured positive feedback was given, and became a popular regular.
Dude just wanted some pickles.
âSomeâ is an understatement.
That burger guy is so much like me at Subway, but I don't yell. Dont underestimate pickle lovers.
Fun facts: Humans are made up of basic life cells
Cells*
Also sorry about you getting double botted
@@arifhossain9751 lol..np
Mitochondria is the power house of the cell
@@DummyDumDumb is this some sort of biology class??
Arif Hossain r/wooooosh?
You can't do that đĄ
Karen exactly what he did was sooooooooo mean
Yes it's very rude using my name in a rude way
Karen youâre absolutely correct. You need to sue him for assault now
@@404errxr5 I will
Yes they can,đ€Łđ
I love the story about the pickle guy. I have to admit that I would love to have a burger with that many pickles lol!
3:22 The very first thought in my mind: "That's going to piss everyone off."
I've never worked in management, and _I_ could tell this was a horrible idea. What the hell do they smoke up there?
Bruh why couldnât that lady use the stairs to get down? America be like: stairsââââ
Edit: btw: do these accounts know that not everyone on here is 18 and up?... Iâm a minor (17)
I personally don't mind using stairs I just can't do it as often as I want because of my asthma
Shontay Smith I understand what you mean I had asthma when I was younger. To me itâs weird that a lot of able bodied people donât really like using the stairs when thereâs maintenance on the elevators. Once I saw a whole crowd just circling the elevator while the stairs were near empty
This is one of the best subreddits ever
on the ford story....if i was that employee....i would write..."because i love my honda, leave my honda alone".....hehehehe
Burger story - Sometimes it works out for everyone. A win/win situation is the best!
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13:51 I agree with rSlash. You don't leave your baby unattended in a stroller. Does she want to get her baby stolen? Because, so God help me, that's how you get your baby stolen!!!
That pickles story is amazing.
Omg why would people dislike the video when it's been uploaded 10 minutes ago and the video is longer
I clicked there was nothing, no views no like or dislikes
But I can still see that first comment
Theyâre always there you just canât see them cause CZcams canât process and load that fast.
That pickle story... I was impressed to hear about the number of pickles on that burger. I would have also returned weekly and made all those calls to compliment the service. In fact, the only time I've ever gone on a company website to leave a compliment was in regards to my pickle needs being met. One time. It took me literally telling them to "F*ck my shit up with pickle." to get the pickles I wanted.
The pickle guy is one of those people who when they want extra. They don't mean the normal extra. They mean "I'd order just this one ingredient if it was possible."
Day 8 of asking rSlash to cover r/IDoWorkHereLady
I love that subreddit! Please cover it, R/slash
Wow some people are so entitled...
Imagine abandoning your baby so you can go yell at someone, then demand they turn on an out-of-order elevator so you can get back to the baby you left behind because you _don't want to walk back up the fucking stairs you went down just to yell at someone._
That tale of the elevator was a good one. Well played, Rick.
The burger pickle guy was what I was for a few years when I just got out of highschool.
Guy I worked with (at Hardeeâs) when I put in my order, asked plainly âhow many pickles is extraâ
I said âas much as you think is goodâ
I had a stack of pickles about an inch thick on a 1/3# burger đ€Ł
That was an epic meal!!
Btw, thanks for all the smiles you give, itâs always a joy to hear these stories!
41 likes, 0 dislikes. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
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*downvotes*
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murakumo65 r/mad lad
I am so early the comments didn't even load yet.
9:05 that story became actually pretty wholesome
That story about the guys who loved the obscene amount of pickles on his Big Mac is nice.
You get here first: Yay
The 78 comments: *hello*
It's not a good idea to comment first anymore. The bots will get you. They already got you twice.
Damn he posted this 7 minutes ago yet it seems like some of yâall done listening to the whole video. Like Iâm wondering if yâall speed up the video or something
Probably
Of course, he talks mad slow, 1.75 is really easy to understand
x1.5 is a perfect speed. It kinda sounds more natural.
How fast do you guys even speak? Lol
Wicker furniture is actually INCREDIBLY durable. As a kid, my mom forced a wicker furniture set on me. I spent 10+ year doing everything I could to rip it apart. I was only able to get rid of once they sold the house. Wicker went from a mildly unpleasant texture to a full-blown childhood trauma.
Did anyone notice how a story with a guy called Rick was read right after a story about pickles? Funniest shit I've ever seen
(sry if that joke was already made)
Huh cool he uploaded an hour early
Love how all the "first" and "early" comments now get bot bombed. We got a stable ecosystem now bois and grils. Nature is healing.
The second story about the whiny roommate is unfair to the landlord. Even though the whiny roommate is the one suffering itâs still important that the landlord is told about damage as quickly as possible so they can repair it. The landlord needs to be informed about all issues as untreated they can lead to further issues. For example a leaky plumbing can be a very easy and quick repair but if the leak is left to continue it could lead to rot, and mold to the point of the subfloor or even the floor joists having to be replaced.
I didn't expect happy customers here. Pickle guy is great XD
Hey I love your vids they are the best part of my day
Hey rslash love the channel but can you do r/letsnotmeet
If you want some of that now, might I suggest mortis media?
@@ElleriaZer hey thanks
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That entitled elevator mother makes me so angry cause you see parents with no emotional control and shoddy priorities regarding their children far too frequently... itâs sad cause what hope does that poor kid have. Their mum would rather go pointlessly yell at someone whoâs just doing their job than keep them safe đ
'10 dollars off?!? That's not good enough! I want 10%!'
And it was this the exaft moment i peiced together the rest of the story.
All the âfirstâ comments đ€ą
(REPORT THE SEX BOTS IN THE REPLIES)
First
The only one who's actually "first" is Yugo.
Sex bots
Some pikachu with internet connection 01 REPORT THEM
Voltaic Fire nah sorry people donât get pity from me for being PATHETIC.
Why don't you drive a ford? Because it's not a-ford-able
booooo! no, just kidding, I chuckled at this
Omg. I was laughing so.hard at pickle guy, I started crying. That was very unexpected. Glad he got his pickles.
I loved the extra pickle story; can't blame the guy for wanting more pickles, they're good
Woah that was really early.
So many sex bots
One time my dad wanted to buy hair dye for mom
He left me and my little sister at some chairs to sit
Down and wait for him
My little sister pointed at a shop and said
"Dad is buying bro die gay"
I was confused as flip
I went where she pointed it's was a small shop
Turned out my dad buyed a hair dye named
Pro dy gy (you can Google it if you want)
How did she see dad holding the hair dye box while we were
Sitting you ask?
There is a big card board that has stacked shelf's with this thing
The big cardboard was for the pro dy gy ad so i think she saw him
Pick a box from it and told me. I didn't tell anyone because it's cringy xD
RIP English
I can just imagine Op in the first story looking exactly like Jim smiling behind the curtains
Honestly people who want extra extra pickles NEVER get mad if you maliciously comply.