When You Find out You’re Annoying
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- When You Find out You’re Annoying
#comedy #sketchcomedy #annoying
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When you write an entire sketch to make a point to someone you know instead of saying it to their face...
You know a whole range of annoying people then!!!
Then you used the FAH-methode to deal with people. 😅
That's annoying. You've got it bad mate.
That's a level of annoying most of us can never aspire to! Not having the platform to showcase such a sketch. (Though I guess we could just perform our sketch live just for that person. That would be a new level of annoying.)
That is how you get justice without having to deal with confrontations and lengthy conversations
Another tip for being annoying - to look at your phone every two minutes while your friend is talking to you.
So annoying, that's my sister 😅😂
Two minutes is generous 😂
"No no, yeah, I'm listening, I'm listening. Yeah...uhuh...right...yeah yeah sorry, what was that? I wasn't paying attention"
@@Ensign_Roqueoh, sorry to hear that 😅
@@SamFAHnthado you think so?
One of those things is ok to put up with, but all of them together... it really takes a best friend 😂
That's exactly it... ALL of them is a bit much
At least he had the self-awareness to realize it was happening. My greatest fear is that I'll go through the same change but not notice.
oh... the others will notice it for you.
Its called getting older, you'll start to care less though which is a plus
@@foilarmsandhog Yes && NOPE!
I don't want to be 14years old _AGAINN!!!!!_ I want to stopppppp!!!!
Someone got himself a one-way ticket to Annoying People Prison
Was about to say that 😂😅
For life with all those habits.
👏😂
'Defi-night-ly' 😂
Gonna have a whole wing to himself
Ah yes, my favourite genre of FAH sketches - the "FAH relentlessly calls out everybody for two minutes" genre 😂
There's a few of me in there and some of people I know.
Actually, it's one minute and fifty seven seconds. If you notice it says fifty six that's because CZcams does a thing where it makes the video one second less, open this video again and look at the total duration of the video and you'll see it drop by one second.
This being annoyingly specific is the point, also me explaining it is supposed to be annoying as well.
@@liliowen2132Well done!
My "favourites" are public-transport-facetimers. Especially the ones sharing their medical records in detail. 🙈
Okay, I have to share this one. There was this person on the bus doing the exact thing you're talking about and then ended the call with "sorry I have to go, lots of nosy people listening to my business"
@@foilarmsandhogConsidering you can remember it word for word, I'd say he wasn't wrong 🤣
Ahem, sorry...
@@foilarmsandhog 🤣🤣🤣
The best one I got was during a confinement in 2021, someone loudly talking on the phone about how they tested positive for Covid, with their mask under their nose. There were some far-right talking points as well, if I remember correctly. That one was a real combo.
Still better than couples having "we need to talk"-type conversations in the tram.
Always ask if you can join into their conversation with a smile.Never fails to annoy.
Someone asking you a question and then walking out of the room before you've answered is another good one!
This is my nightmare! I have always suspected that I'm annoying but the idea of becoming self aware like that is terrifying! I may be spending the rest of this week in existential dread! Cheers for that! 😂
NO problem Jenny, you can always count on us to give you a complex about something
SAME!!
.. but I KEEP DOING IT!!!! (or should I say "doyeeennng eeeeeeyyyyyetttt" - NO!! I should NOT!!)
had a work collegue - "Good morning Russell!" - his responses were either "What's so good about it?" or "well, it's morning"
annoying
Very annoyin
How about "well, is it morning yet?" at 6am, before the sun has come up.
... that's me. I tell myself to stop but...
Another 'me' at the start of winter
-Boss: "Gee, it's a chilly morning."
-Me: " I KNOW!! I'm wearing all these layers && start to sweat, then I take off a few & then I start to freeze & so I put some of it back on but it's either not enuf & I freeze slowly or it's too much & I steam up again - which gets trapped by this non-breathable material which makes my under clothes soaked so I take it off which makes me feel like I'm in a fridge when the wet steam or sweat becomes chilled so then I got to try to ....."
... why don't I just say "yep! It sure is!" ?? I"M NOT a 14yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You need a dose of Anne Flanagan, charging at you with the wooden spoon 😂
That woman is VERY annoying
I'm really invested in this character's redemption arc now: does he find out what caused it? Does he become less annoying?
He learns to hide it. Then it's not til you become close friends that you realise. Then you're trapped.
NICE! (I really wanted to say "NOICE", but the video made me think twice ... well, a third time really, & a forth since I added all this)
When I opened the video, I thought Oh, Arms looks good. It took less that 30 seconds to forget that 😂😂
You're gonna kill me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can ruin anything
Interesting point though, it's really true how quickly someone who's physically attractive can become average or even repulsive after a few mins
Hog, quietly taking Arms aside: 'McKenna, the new laugh...'
It happened
I'm glad you brought that up, I was going to and forgot. Thank you 😂
Jeysus, Hog has the patience of a saint 😂
It's a serious affliction, he's being a good friend
I can just imsgine the brainstorming for this sketch..everyone's pet peeves.
😂 I was waiting for the moment that annoying character would pick up the mug and slurp from it.
IF there's a gun on stage in act 1...
@@foilarmsandhog
I would definitely use it! In a non lethal manner of course…
And now that I’ve watched the video again, I remember being bewildered by the fact that yawning is contagious.
The build-up of annoyance levels was genius 😂
Could not think of better casting for this. Arms is the only one who could do this role justice. Well done Arms, all that practice over your life paid off 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tha- wait... Sam, what are you saying
😂
@@foilarmsandhog😂
@@foilarmsandhog I'd rather avoid a blocking and reporting so erm, nah, I ain't explaining it 😆😆😆
I think it was explained well enough 😂
I was literally cracking my knuckles as he started cracking his knuckles. Oh God.
I do it too, it's very satisfying
Knuckle crackers gang, high five!... God, that was annoying. I'm so sorry.
It could have been worse - he still hasn't been told that he talks too much 😂
All in good time..
And he didn’t mention that he was vegan.
Sketch idea: The newsreader in hospital at his child's birth
Ohhh great idea. I just finished one where he is trying stand up comedy
@@foilarmsandhog and then karaoke after when he realises he can't do comedy 🤣
@@foilarmsandhog Can't wait! 🤩
@@foilarmsandhogand when Is it gonna be out??
Arms, if you don't know this yet, one time in a patreon vid, Foil showed all the dirty coffee cups left in the office, and said he won't name names, but totally pointed out your desk 🤣
Don’t worry Arms. Your symptoms don’t seem that severe. When you start chewing loudly with your mouth open, then you have a problem!
That was in the script!
@@foilarmsandhog So he resisted even though it was in the script. This means that there is still hope.
Arms, it's so good to see you in a sketch again and really good one at that. The contrast between the escalating annoying habits and despair really made me laugh 😂
The coughing scene, revenge for the Snob on an airplane, I see.
Have a wonderful day!
Yes, there was defin-itely about of that there
I really agree!! I love the contrast
So many truths in this. The one that gets me, but wasn't maximised, is when you're in the middle of a conversation and someone comes and just butt's in with no consideration, because whatever they have to say to the person you're talking to too is CLEARLY far more important and urgent. So rude.
Can I use the bathroom?
- Can you?
(Such a teacher phrase 😅)
Closely followed by "The answer is four..." "Four... what? Apples, monkeys?". I mean, are you even a teacher if you haven't said any of those phrases.
@@emilys.6787😂 so true
I'm told to say "May I use the bathroom?"
@@blhlow4904 Indeed. "May" is to ask permission to do something; "can" is to ask about capability of doing something.
Maybe if he catches Legend Disease, it will cancel out the annoying-ness?
What if they just combine instead? That would be worse! 😂
@@SamFAHnthaLegendary levels of annoying
@@Jim.Mohammad.Everyman EXACTLY 😭😂
I realized I was annoying a few years ago. Now I stay home and watch CZcams videos at midnight instead of going out and annoying anyone further.
Colleague who not only insists on eating fish and chips at her desk, her jaw clicks everytime she chews
hahaha! my jaw clicks oh no
@@foilarmsandhog Not a fun flippant comment I’m afraid, my jaw used to click horrendously, because I would clench my jaw in my sleep from stress (luckily no teeth grinding). Sometimes it would get so stiff that when I was chewing it would lock sideways and I would have to physically manipulate it back into position! Unfortunately I didn’t find a solution other than working on my stress, but anyway take care of yourself luvie and maybe consult a doctor! Love the comedy, you guys really bring the laughter, cheers!
@@foilarmsandhog Oh no! I've got clicky jaw because of TMJ. My mum has it too.
That's not your fault then. I had a colleague who whistled.
@@lexicornix7530 LOL I was a telephone engineer many moons ago and i was at one of our customers installing / repairing a line or something,I was in one of the small offices and there were two ladies in there ,the lady on the right typing ,the lady on the left typing but also whistling,just whistling some unknown tune, I was in the room no more than 30 minutes and it was driving me mad,in the kitchen I met the lady on the right and asked her "how do you put up with that "she sadly said something like (30 odd years ago so words to the effect )"what can I do?"I cant do anything about it"
My boss who was at Butlins in 1950s and calls us campers and says “Another fun packed day tomorrow, campers” every bloody evening and Goooood Moooorning Campers every bloody morning. Also wears socks with his sandals, has comb over and imitation leather patches on his elbows.
Sending this to all my friends passive-agressively
😂😂😂 I bet they gonna love you after you sent it to them😅
I don't have to "find out" I'm annoying, I knew that from the very start
(Hello, I'm Marisa and I'm an overthinker)
The plus side is it does save you from SOME situations. But not enough to not want it haha
I was annoyed just by my phone vibrating at 1 AM to notify me of this video. Then my dog decided to get up a half hour later, so I ended up seeing the notification and watching the video. My dog is back asleep but how am I going to get back to sleep with out of those sweet and calming "doom dahs'?
My desk neighbour leaves her office drawers open! Keep wanting to slam them shut but I can’t
That's annoying
Some people just avoid making too much noise, at any cost :)
That laugh is hilarious and... very unnerving. Nightmare material. 😂
I'M STILL DYING
And then I remember Maureen's laugh from Outer Space sketch
I guess I'll take this laughter...in small doses 🤣🤣
@@Cherry-ou6qk I think I've blocked out Maureen's laugh! It's even worse 😂
I’m so annoyed at myself I don’t think anyone else need be annoyed 😂
(Arms in the late to work excuses video)
Haha! I heard it in his voice before I even saw the context 😆
With that knuckle performance, you could do very well in the Bad Habits Olympics. Or with that throat cleaning...wait, wasn't it you?
Oh, that's fitting. This will be VERY LONG.
Tomorrow will be 3 years since I was made a subtitler for FAH. (Seriously, dealing with this idiot for so long?! Oh wait...I told myself to stop self-deprecating jokes in 2024 xD)
I remember writing a whole paragraph of excuses to Foil and the next week he was just "Welcome to the team!" And I was like whaaaa....I have never before in my life met someone who would just trust and believe someone is capable of something just like that. Foil is just one of the most wonderful and amazing people you can find. Yes, I am just one person, being a part of this group doesn't make me special at all but the feeling of someone finally believing you are capable of something, basically every week I go on Amara (which has become so bad now but I still use it, the old look was so much nicer tho) and find sth to do. I didn't even know I am able to do this! It made me realize languages have always been a passion of mine. And it all came from Foil just one day deciding to give me this opportunity. Everyone gets now why this guy is my favorite? I had a predisposition of course but still...this man is one of the best and most genuine people I ever had the pleasure to meet. It's such an honor and a privilege being part of this. I will never ever take this opportunity for granted.
What I wanted to say in a ramble is...THANK YOU FOIL. I remember when my former coworkers saw it, I felt so small but yet so proud (I never reread them on YT...I just can't) You, good Sir, are someone who I truly and wholeheartedly admire. THANK YOU.
ps. It is also my name day tomorrow but this is more important.
That's wonderful
Arms, what's Farmer Michael up to these days? We've not seen him for so long, he must've come up with a whole rake of songs in the meantime...
Finally someone's asking the important question.
He had a bunch of christmas songs, but we ran out of time
@@foilarmsandhog OH, OH CHARLIE GET IN HERE THEY'RE DOING YOUR IDEA
Oh no, I've got to wait 13 months, and I'm not getting any younger @@foilarmsandhog
@@foilarmsandhogit's almost March though Arms 😅...
People in public places who have conversations with the speakers on their phone - especially inside a grocery store.
Yeah like unless you're playing Harry Styles, I'm gonna be looking at em confused 😂
It's too good. I didn't know I could find Arms annoying! 😂 I don't think I want to know how long it took to film this, must have driven you insane 😂
3 takes Mckenna
Loved how packed full of annoying that was!
A restaurant edition would be funny. Food puns, bad manners, slurping, noisy chewing with mouth open, gnawing food like a rodent or other weird ways, picking food out of teeth while someone wants your undivided attention, talking about other patrons within earshot and sooo many more annoying restauranty things you could do.
You could do an 'annoying off' (competition) at a restaurant!
The tasting and discussion of wine could be amusing too.
The Snob would have to be one of the restaurant patrons! He can be quite annoying!
@anonymous_selkie aww, the snob has become one of my fave characters. He tries to be upbeat and positive in every situation and friendly with everyone. Poor guy cant help being born with a silver spoon jammed right down his throat. I imagine only child, too.
I found myself sighing near the end 😂
I just found your channel last week and have watched *way more* of your videos than I care to admit, especially considering the fact that I'm working and going to school full time. If you ever come to Denver again, I want to see you in person. (I'm not in Colorado, but Denver is probably the closest city you'd tour to.)
Hello! Welcome to the FAHndom!
They've definightly toured Denver before! I'm sure they will again. Actually I think Arms said somewhere they were planning another US tour atm, so not forever away! I hope you can manage to see them, we had an absolute BLAST when they came to Australia and NZ haha
Enjoy the rest of your binging!!! When you're done, I couldn't recommend their Patreon more, if you're interested.
Well this is nightmare fuel.
1:22 - you're welcome and I'm sorry 🤣
@@SamFAHnthaSTOP THAT! 😂
@@sarah.bea. NEVAAAAAA
The people in Annoying People Prison are afraid of Arms in this sketch
This is just the process of becoming a dad lol
Great mug plug lads 😂👍
Pure laziness 😅
Of all the annoying things the cracking of the knuckles gets me the most!🙉
Foil used to do it in his sleep
I wonder what makes you crack your knuckles in your sleep 😅
I crack the knuckles in my fingers and in my toes 😅 It releases pressure and feels so good! 🙈
Foil doing it in his sleep is creepy. Sorry
It's so relaxing! I do fingers, elbows, feet and spine (and knees sometimes but that's not on purpose) ... I've never been told that it's annoying but that it sounds "brutal", like something is breaking :D
We missed 2023, but YOU'RE ALMOST THERE TO THE MOST, LONG TIME COMING, VERY DESERVED 1 MILL SUBS!!!
One sketch in Mandarin and you are there!!!
Hog: Why are you so annoying?
Arms: Did you know the word annoying comes from the old French word anuier, meaning "to weary or vex" and from the Latin inodiare, meaning "even worse"-"to make loathsome? Think about that next time you do something annoying.
That sounds like something I would do in real life
No doom-dah’s in the end? That is so annoying! 😂😂😂
Oh no! Ive actually been really feeling like im becoming annoying lately. Somehow ive gathered a very large command of useless information that i pass on to anyone who even mentions something i know about. Im becoming self aware that im a........know it all.
Great Jim Carrey impressions 😂
If only he still had the floppy hair 🤣
Arms need help, STAT!! He's so annoying!😂 I loved the goofy noises and faces! I don't think Hog is going to last tolerating these things.🤣
The humming in agreement is so right 😂
The laugh with the eye!!!
And then the one after that!!! 🤣
“Can I use your toilet? I don’t know can you?” Things like that has god to be the most annoying sentence ever
So incredibly annoying
-Can I use the bathroom
- I don't know, can you.
Ah, that's the reason, there. He is a teacher. Unfortunately, becoming annoying is part of the job description.
Reminds me of one of my teachers who used to say "zum Bleistift" instead of "zum Beispiel"...
😂 it's almost like a Dad joke
There are strong teacher vibes very true
@@Ensign_Roque It seems like older teachers and ones that have children are at higher risk. Once you've reached the Dad joke level, there is no turning back 😂
@@emilys.6787 😂
Wie kam er/sie denn auf "Bleistift"?
Love you guys!
Same, so much 😭❤️
You forgot the people that hear you, say they didn't but really they did yet still want you to repeat yourself!
I only do that when they're complimenting me and it's just so I can get it on tape as evidence.
I see you visited my office recently and took notes 😂😂 I loudly eat rice cakes at my desk, which I'm pretty sure drives everyone up the wall!
Picking them out of your computer keyboard for hours
@@foilarmsandhog Yup, saving some for later 😂😂
❤ yawning 😁 and constant "mmms" so accurate 😅
🥱 Mhmm.
I feared I might get called out for trying to whistle along to songs in public, even though I can barely whistle. Then switching to singing along, but knowing just one line in the entire song and humming the rest of the lines until I'm too embarrassed/self-aware of how annoying I was.
I need to share something, no matter how needlessly annoying that might be 😂 I had a weird dream I was in a house with you guys, except Foil who was on the roof. Suddenly the roof broke and Foil fell into the room landing on some stairs‘ handrail. Turned out I needed to call an ambulance for Foil and discuss with Arms whether they could do a show when Foil had a broken ribcage 😅
I had once a weird dream with them were we were kids and had a Pyjama Party in a tree house and Arms was reading us some Harry Potter as a bedtime story 😅
That wasn't a dream. Hes broken his femur
When did you have that dream?
@@foilarmsandhog What? Thats terrible! I wish him to get well soon.
Recently, Arms? Please wish him a speedy recovery.
Oh no... I'm only 2 jokes in and halfway through the 3rd and I'm seeing myself here. I also paused the vid to write this. Oh noooo... am I annoying? I thought "I was going to say good morning, but look at that, it's after noon where has the time gone?" was amusing. Okay, okay, pressing play and considering some life choices. 😂
And look how long that comment is. Oh god, oh god. 😅
Oh no, and these emojis?! Must book in to see the lads live to cheer myself up.
And that joke? What am I?
Oh whew, we reached the triathlon joke, I'm saved.
Nope, shit. We reached the watch joke, we're back.
Lads, I need help. Please let me know where this bloke was sent and I'll follow.
Em.... I thoroughly enjoyed this ride hahaha
If it's any consolation, I don't think you're annoying at all 😂
@@SamFAHntha sam, most appreciated. I'll come back to your comment, as a saving grace in the hard times 😁
Dang... Didn't need to say saving grace there... It continues
Arms is a rockstar! So talented. ❤
I've tried to stop being so in awe of him but nothing works.
An idea for a video you could do, 'occassions of the year throw a party'. Characters could be Christmas, St patricks day, Pancake Tuesday etc. Haha. I love your party videos. Please make it
1:12 Arms nailing the Uncle Cough.
or old man in church
@@foilarmsandhog Haha or in my case, dad going to the bathroom
He also did that as the former throat cleaning champion as a studio guest for the Bad Habits Olympics.
Maybe he's just become a dad without knowing it
I forgot to take my blood pressure meds this morning. I didn’t realize until watching this video. Thank you for your service.
Hahaha this is a brilliant comment 😂
I was expecting "i'm chewing my food so loudly im so annoying!" and a "i can't help but talk loudly i'm just so annoying!". Thanks for making this video. God, it was so annoying 😂
Someone, please clip that laugh😂.
Done! Lemme know if you want it as a ringtone 😂
Michael Gove does that annoying mmm🦬 noise
When being questioned.
Now I'm annoyed. 😂 The slurping was probably the last straw.
Good pun
Speaking about health issues would be a good addon.
Have you seen their unsolicited advice sketch by any chance? 😂😂😂
Love it...... everything I find annoying in one sketch 😂😂
And yet, you'll be back next week 😂
@@SamFAHntha Yes, that's the annoying thing 😅😅
Good thing he’s not from the Annoying Prison universe, ‘cause I can imagine the judge giving him _at least_ fifteen life sentences with no chance of parole.
This just defines my dad in a 2 minute sketch 😂😂
Famous Last Words: “No, I’m just really annoying.”
😅 oh God, am I doing those or part of those things, even without realising? Thanks lads, new fear unlocked 😂😂😂 brilliant work
No outro after a sketch is definitely annoying, must do better 😲 (just kidding lads! You're doing a fantastic job! 🤣) Arms, It was great to see you star in a sketch again - even if it meant doing all of these noises and such. It was a truly hilarious sketch! 🥰👍
The morning/afternoon thing is a real nuisance when you work shifts that start at midday. The constant battle between your instinct to greet someone with good morning and the fear that if you do they'll respond by correcting you. Or worse, by looking at their watch to check.
Eigentlich war für heute um 9 Uhr ein Termin bei der Arbeit angesetzt, aber er wurde zum Glück abgesagt. Diesen Sketch zu schauen war 1000 mal besser. 👌☺️
Super Katharina, letze Nacht habe ich versprochen, dass ich mit meinem Freuend Wandern, about er wurder abgesagt - super
Hattest du etwa keine Lust? 😅
I always laugh with you guys 😂
Super!
YES YOU REPLIED 😀
1:23 😜 I rewatched that part 10x!
I can't stop either 🤣
Thinking of making it my ringtone for the next time they tour here, and having someone call me during the meet and greet 🤣
**Arms' Prison Officer voice with waving hands** "How we gonna f*ck with Larry" 🤣
I'm annoying but only because I'm always right
Annoying is having to skip the ad eager to listen to the doom dah and just have this unfinished sketch.
Ohh, ouch. It got your hopes up and everything!
I told a colleague "good morning is over" when a colleagued said "good morning" to me just the other day, omg I'm annoying 😭😭😭😬
You may need to sit down
@@foilarmsandhogI read the CZcams notification for your reply as "you may need to sit down, Foil Arms and Hog replied" and wondered if that's their new way of sending notifications 🤣
The laugh got me 😂😂
I wonder what happens when you have both the Annoying and Legends traits
The legend would cure him
@@foilarmsandhog or he would become a Legendary Annoyance...
Hog, trust us, we hear you ❤️
Could have had a line where hog says something with “there/theyre/their” in and arms replies “there/they’re/their”
Hog: “you can’t even see how I’m spelling it”
'time you got a watch'. The ultimate burn at school in the 90s...😢
"two hairs passed a freckle"
@@foilarmsandhog must be an Irish specific one, that... 😅
@@foilarmsandhog we had "bone past flesh" in Turkey. Context: there used to be this biting on the wrist to make a bite mark similar to a watch. You'd look at that bite mark and say that.
@@foilarmsandhog - The only other person I know who says "it's two hairs past a freckle" when watch-less also has Irish ancestry.
I love the added layer of annoying the FAHns by not doing an outro. 😉
Oh, shoot!! I'm annoying 😭
If I send this to my colleagues, will I be considered as passive aggressive and also, a little bit annoying? 🤣
Go for gold and do both 😂
Possibly... is it a risk worth taking?
first time i see one of your mugs in a sketch!! nice 1
Loved the product placement of the Doom dah coffee cup!