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  • @philippah6488
    @philippah6488 Před 6 lety +6276

    “Kate, what do you do?”
    “I’m quite tall, so I just stand in people’s way”
    *Iconic*

    • @jqbv
      @jqbv Před 5 lety +21

      Why has nobody else replied?

    • @callumwardle7706
      @callumwardle7706 Před 5 lety +8

      X lol I’ve just realised

    • @danieloak2659
      @danieloak2659 Před 5 lety +2

      😂

    • @HaydnG266
      @HaydnG266 Před 5 lety

      @@callumwardle7706 I did reply but now its gone, whats happened

    • @RatRatRat
      @RatRatRat Před 5 lety +4

      THIS MADE ME CRY LAUGHING

  • @biscuits16
    @biscuits16 Před 6 lety +4297

    We need more British daytime TV shitposts

    • @amy7163
      @amy7163 Před 6 lety +160

      Pointless is on in the evening you asshat

    • @_ArmIa
      @_ArmIa Před 6 lety +55

      It’s a CZcams Poop, not a shitpost.

    • @amy7163
      @amy7163 Před 6 lety +5

      CarrotShaker Omg I can cook used to be the shit

    • @Oialca
      @Oialca Před 6 lety +2

      I agree

    • @nugget9781
      @nugget9781 Před 6 lety +10

      ikr, I'd love to see one on the chase, take me out, gogglebox or something like that.

  • @Mark_25299
    @Mark_25299 Před 6 lety +3633

    So Kate, what do you do?
    Well I'm tall so I just stand in people's way
    Lmao

    • @15sixmedia
      @15sixmedia Před 5 lety +92

      Mark Sheldon Fine, absolutely fine.

    • @gonkdroid3959
      @gonkdroid3959 Před 4 lety +22

      What do you look forward to doing in your time?
      David Beckham

    • @eonshade6297
      @eonshade6297 Před 4 lety +1

      So quirky

    • @kingstumble
      @kingstumble Před 4 lety

      Don't you lot realise this has been heavily edited to make it appear the answers being given are in response to the questions you hear? They are not. Care to comment 'Just James?'

    • @Mark_25299
      @Mark_25299 Před 4 lety +5

      @@kingstumble i think we all realised that.....

  • @chrisjenner2031
    @chrisjenner2031 Před 5 lety +2592

    ...
    Please, please me...
    ...
    I wanna hold your hand...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    *well there's a welcome*

  • @abiwright2726
    @abiwright2726 Před 5 lety +410

    “what do you do Kate”
    “I’m quite tall so I just stand in front of people”
    “Fine. Absolutely fine”

    • @jameswebbbb
      @jameswebbbb Před 4 lety +3

      Tinman 83 simping before simping existed

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 Před 4 lety +3

      @@jameswebbbb my god. We have found cases of simps even before we diagnosed it? And its 5 months ago!

    • @Drankovich
      @Drankovich Před 4 lety

      @@metetural9140 Think yer mistaking a wolf whistle for mediocre pussy worship mate, they usually involve the scraping 'my queen'

    • @bestplayzaj967
      @bestplayzaj967 Před 3 lety +4

      "so I just stand in people's way"

  • @HPsauce1234
    @HPsauce1234 Před 6 lety +1739

    Please, please me. I wana hold your hand. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @PandaClare20
      @PandaClare20 Před 6 lety +30

      I laughed so much at that bit😂😂

    • @gracezaborski9995
      @gracezaborski9995 Před 6 lety +30

      wow what a welcome

    • @Ryan23H
      @Ryan23H Před 5 lety +11

      there beatles songs

    • @elaw5619
      @elaw5619 Před 5 lety +3

      I scrolled down whilst watching the video and i read this in perfect sync with the video and now im scared

    • @perspii2808
      @perspii2808 Před 5 lety +6

      The Beatles

  • @StupidNSimplesns
    @StupidNSimplesns Před 3 lety +79

    I like how he just says "there are other corn based snacks available" for absolutely no reason

    • @nathanmcgill7249
      @nathanmcgill7249 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Does Richard Osman not count as a corn based snack

  • @Han_xiety
    @Han_xiety Před 6 lety +1057

    David Beckham
    David Beckham
    David Beckham
    David Beckham

  • @FeelingIndigo
    @FeelingIndigo Před 6 lety +1288

    *W E R E F R O M L E E D S*

  • @shrimpnft509
    @shrimpnft509 Před 5 lety +673

    My pointless friend: Ronnie O’ Sullivan

  • @JamesCarmichael
    @JamesCarmichael Před 6 lety +1618

    Hapax Lagongamanon

  • @MrNeathComputing
    @MrNeathComputing Před 5 lety +2620

    Prize: £1
    "If you win, what will you use the money on? "
    "Buy a house"
    Was this filmed after Brexit?

  • @user-yw9cu7dc3l
    @user-yw9cu7dc3l Před 6 lety +166

    *O T H E R* *C O R N* *B A S E D* *S N A C K S* *A R E* *A V A I L A B L E*

  • @chardmelon
    @chardmelon Před 6 lety +457

    The Chase would be a prime candidate for one of these!

    • @Antifuse
      @Antifuse Před 5 lety +3

      chardmelon the german version of the chase is a major ytp subject over there

    • @jjammmees
      @jjammmees Před 5 lety +5

      czcams.com/video/3Gs842ZJx7o/video.html

    • @jjammmees
      @jjammmees Před 5 lety

      Roderick storey Bradley Walsh looks like he’s just been sucking lemons the whole time during that

    • @joshb9663
      @joshb9663 Před 3 lety +4

      Cut to the chase

    • @finleymaster101
      @finleymaster101 Před rokem

      There is its called Cut To The Chase

  • @alexmcdonnell3241
    @alexmcdonnell3241 Před 5 lety +44

    When the answer is right at first, but then the number starts counting up again 😂

  • @luca2334
    @luca2334 Před 6 lety +363

    Remind us what you do Kate “I’m quite tall so I just stand in people’s way” Had me dead 😂

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 Před 4 lety +72

    "I have some small children at home who I look after... on occasion"
    Wtf this is great.

  • @themanonthemoon111
    @themanonthemoon111 Před 6 lety +175

    D A V I D B E C K H A M

  • @AmberTheFangirl
    @AmberTheFangirl Před 6 lety +84

    *_C O C K N I C K N A M E S_*

  • @SyntaxErrorB
    @SyntaxErrorB Před 6 lety +405

    Mate you actually have a gift for this, better than all the other shitposters because you are a new genre a fucking GOLDPOSTER please keep it up

    • @guyofwarwick
      @guyofwarwick Před 6 lety +5

      Chris B apparently CZcams poop is a new genre

    • @TescoOfficial
      @TescoOfficial Před 6 lety +8

      Most YTP is just ear rape and skipping back and forth with dumb preset edits, this is hilarious because the cuts actually make people say stupid things in a way that almost makes sense. It's half YTP and half Cassetteboy.

  • @themeparkamazing9489
    @themeparkamazing9489 Před 6 lety +90

    "What do you do?"
    "..."
    "..."
    "I wanna hold your hand"

  • @duncan3932
    @duncan3932 Před 9 měsíci +6

    The jackpot is pretty realistic to the real jackpot they give away on the show

  • @kordova2143
    @kordova2143 Před 6 lety +234

    Hilarious please keep doing this it’s making me not want to die

    • @kordova2143
      @kordova2143 Před 6 lety +9

      JK I’m mentally stable but this is still funny ;)

    • @joetspare2632
      @joetspare2632 Před 5 lety +3

      This helps divert my thoughts from the pointlessness of life

    • @muhammedyousuf6
      @muhammedyousuf6 Před 5 lety +3

      This helps distract me from the eternal meaningless and loneliness of my existence

    • @rkken
      @rkken Před 4 lety

      careful, you might cut yourself on that edge

  • @XoThomasBLADEoX
    @XoThomasBLADEoX Před 6 lety +26

    "Please, please me. I wanna hold your hand" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dronespace
    @dronespace Před 6 lety +137

    We're from Leeds

  • @Addy0302
    @Addy0302 Před 6 lety +62

    What do you do, Kate?
    I'm quite tall so I just stand in people's way

  • @GelatinousPineapple
    @GelatinousPineapple Před 6 lety +66

    That's Numberwang!

  • @CaitrionaFitzpatrick
    @CaitrionaFitzpatrick Před 6 lety +515

    PLEASE DO EGGHEADS NEXT

    • @amy7163
      @amy7163 Před 6 lety +9

      YES

    • @VelvetEars_
      @VelvetEars_ Před 6 lety +1

      Absolutely

    • @Oialca
      @Oialca Před 6 lety +3

      Yeah make c.j confess to murder

    • @lukess.s
      @lukess.s Před 6 lety +3

      Eggheads still exists? Holy shit

    • @bigman1940
      @bigman1940 Před 6 lety +5

      Luke S ikr i swear it stopped ages ago😂

  • @JRHainsworth
    @JRHainsworth Před 4 lety +12

    2:01 It should do that in the actual show.

    • @Connie_TinuityError
      @Connie_TinuityError Před 3 lety +4

      Oh I wish it could. This is something that very commonly happens in YTPs but not the actual show. It would make Pointless a lot more hilarious.

  • @krustygraze189
    @krustygraze189 Před 5 lety +13

    That legit sounded like a dope track when the game reversed at 3:03

  • @i.j.morrow4925
    @i.j.morrow4925 Před 3 lety +28

    these YTPs are seamless, the guy has mad skills

  • @weltgeist2604
    @weltgeist2604 Před 6 lety +84

    My call has been answered! Pointless poops are even better than Universally Challenged.

  • @ChessQuestionMark
    @ChessQuestionMark Před 6 lety +115

    "buy a house"

  • @caitlinrix294
    @caitlinrix294 Před 5 lety +7

    That fucking ending took me by surprise. Perfect stuff.

  • @Fire2000Ml
    @Fire2000Ml Před 4 lety +17

    "remind us, what do you do kate?"
    "I'm quite tall so I just, stand in people's way"

  • @Tryte
    @Tryte Před 5 lety +16

    Sorry, Dale. At least you've got a cool job.
    I love this channel so much.

  • @aaronhurst4379
    @aaronhurst4379 Před 5 lety +7

    "At least you've got a cool job."

  • @livieloo245
    @livieloo245 Před 6 lety +17

    this and the university challenge one are hilarious i cried with laughter for like 20 mins, pls pls make more ty

  • @May-gr8bp
    @May-gr8bp Před 4 lety +19

    Presenter: greg, back you come. Remind us what you do?
    Greg: *SILENCE*
    *SILENCE*
    *pLEAse PleaSE me!*
    Other guy: I want to hold you hand ;)

    • @Jeff-qk7jj
      @Jeff-qk7jj Před 3 lety +1

      "Well, there's a welcome"
      😂😂

  • @coraaked5090
    @coraaked5090 Před 4 lety +21

    "How are you?"
    "I'm a *nEwW* mother"
    "How lovely"
    😂🤣

  • @zerb9461
    @zerb9461 Před 6 lety +7

    Paxman at the end was a lovely touch

  • @Roar_Of_Motivation_
    @Roar_Of_Motivation_ Před 5 lety +5

    1:10 this had me weak so awkward 🤣🤣🤣

  • @micc2960
    @micc2960 Před 4 lety +16

    This puts the Great in Great Britain.

  • @MrJCV1605
    @MrJCV1605 Před 5 lety +5

    “Sorry Dale, at least you got a cool job” 😂

  • @George-vf7uw
    @George-vf7uw Před 6 lety +46

    Why is this channel not huge

  • @billyboy3257
    @billyboy3257 Před 6 lety +4

    Im so glad i found your channel omg you make me laugh so hard keep on posting im subscribed

  • @amanyalzoubi2119
    @amanyalzoubi2119 Před 5 lety +2

    Omg I love these so much please keep doing them😂💕

  • @MercilusPro
    @MercilusPro Před 6 lety +53

    These videos are top. Reminds me of the 2014 MLG vids

    • @LiamGervaise
      @LiamGervaise Před 5 lety +1

      MercilusPro mlg And ytp are Rivals tho

  • @Matt5bm
    @Matt5bm Před 4 lety +1

    These are brilliant! Very well made, must take a while. Deserve more subs!

  • @LiamEFC.
    @LiamEFC. Před 5 lety +15

    "will win that 10 quid jackpot for you, what will you dooo with that"?
    "buuuy a house" 😁😁

  • @n8style
    @n8style Před 5 lety +1

    I never knew I needed this channel until now

  • @archiec7960
    @archiec7960 Před 6 lety +17

    James I knew you would do another one 😂😂 Jemima would be proud 😂😂

  • @martinwalters8009
    @martinwalters8009 Před 4 lety +2

    I lost it when it went all the way down to 2 and all the way up back to a wrong answer 😂

  • @rory718
    @rory718 Před 6 lety +1

    This is the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen please do more

  • @djjayem100
    @djjayem100 Před 4 lety

    This channel got me in actual tears! So good.

  • @memsus2346
    @memsus2346 Před 6 lety

    You are about to single handedly bring ytp back to life. I love you.

  • @aaroncampbell80
    @aaroncampbell80 Před 4 lety +3

    The first set of answers worked quite well with the edited question lol🤣😂

  • @gshgsbbdhksjskhsk8763
    @gshgsbbdhksjskhsk8763 Před 5 lety +4

    “How are you”
    “I’m a new mother”
    “How lovely”

  • @minajeetjemineetje3002
    @minajeetjemineetje3002 Před 5 lety +8

    I would watch this, better than 99% of television shows

  • @wt8012
    @wt8012 Před 5 lety +3

    I was already in stitches, rolling on the floor holding my sides with laughter just after the first six seconds...

  • @g2zmo874
    @g2zmo874 Před 6 lety +15

    i don't care if you upload twice a year, I'm subscribing

  • @BritishArmyTributes
    @BritishArmyTributes Před 6 lety +10

    Other corn based snacks are available

  • @annabeloconnell9555
    @annabeloconnell9555 Před 6 lety +3

    I'm actually dying at these they've made my day

  • @Carl811
    @Carl811 Před 6 lety +2

    Mate these are hilarious! Nicely done and keep it up please! :)

  • @Sundog1985
    @Sundog1985 Před 5 lety +1

    Loved the bar going down then back up - that got the biggest laugh from me.

  • @khikin4449
    @khikin4449 Před 6 lety +39

    Here before this guys channel blows up

  • @peachykeen4518
    @peachykeen4518 Před 4 lety +6

    "it's my pointless friend...Ronnie O'Sullivan"

  • @star3674
    @star3674 Před 5 lety +4

    My fav bit:
    What do you do Kate?
    I’m quite tall so I stand in people’s way

  • @dex273
    @dex273 Před 3 lety +2

    0:10 happy birthday duet with david bowie

  • @brutonbricks9517
    @brutonbricks9517 Před 5 lety +5

    The jackpot is standing at a staggering £1.

  • @mrgazzaw
    @mrgazzaw Před 5 lety +17

    It's my friend Ronnie O'Sullivan 😂😂😂

  • @blackcatnero2935
    @blackcatnero2935 Před 4 lety +4

    im so glad i found this channel

  • @kryten88
    @kryten88 Před 5 lety +6

    Actually laughed out loud at Kate telling us what she does hahaha

  • @immortaltyrant2474
    @immortaltyrant2474 Před 5 lety +3

    "How are you?" "I'm a new mother." "How lovely."
    "And the question concerns - cock nicknames. Lindsey thrilled with that."
    *Haha!*

  • @gordonwiley2006
    @gordonwiley2006 Před 3 lety +2

    Well done, contextless this is literally inconceivable. I feel like my brain is leaking.

  • @emmetfield5026
    @emmetfield5026 Před 5 lety +11

    He's a lovely guy but no one wants to see Richard coming ..

  • @graceroxburgh8891
    @graceroxburgh8891 Před 4 lety +4

    This is the content that keeps Britain alive

  • @LukeDHarrison2002
    @LukeDHarrison2002 Před 5 lety +5

    1:18 caught me very off-guard

  • @Addy0302
    @Addy0302 Před 4 lety +2

    1:25 is the best part of the video

  • @truefeux3218
    @truefeux3218 Před 3 lety +1

    "I have some kids that i look after on OcAsiOn"!

  • @lemonadepie9631
    @lemonadepie9631 Před 6 lety +12

    this channel omg pls do this all the time can we have countdown next please if u are taking requests pls thanks

  • @roogy1622
    @roogy1622 Před 4 lety +10

    There's something about Alexander waiting for Greg to answer that I find hilarious

  • @HarryWizard
    @HarryWizard Před 6 lety +3

    2:49 just get a house, just get a house (twitch)

  • @MalloryKnox.
    @MalloryKnox. Před 3 lety

    This video lives in my head rent free

  • @louella72
    @louella72 Před 5 lety +3

    If only every episode of Pointless was this good.

  • @caradeviveiros-fraser3133

    U need to have one million subs m8!!!

  • @theythemgae9025
    @theythemgae9025 Před 4 lety

    God you're a legend at editing!!

  • @rosswell6884
    @rosswell6884 Před 6 lety +24

    PLEASE MAKE MORE

  • @SamuelBrownFilms
    @SamuelBrownFilms Před 3 lety +1

    "Sorry Dale, at least you've got a 'cool' job" 🤣

  • @MRJBS117
    @MRJBS117 Před 3 lety +1

    “Jackpot now stands at £1”

  • @keirrob
    @keirrob Před 6 lety +3

    "how are you?"
    "I'm a new mother"
    "How lovely"

  • @djlol983
    @djlol983 Před 6 lety

    Thank you for making this

  • @fanmadetrailersandedits7057

    Richard got off lightly 😂😂

  • @elementalthepiratepilot6604

    Congratulations you made pointless entertaining

  • @connorb5658
    @connorb5658 Před 6 lety +4

    Keep it up on the level. Some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time; both this and Universally challenged.

  • @olly9685
    @olly9685 Před 6 lety

    your editing is an art form

  • @crazycat7363
    @crazycat7363 Před 4 lety +1

    "Well there's a welcome" 😂😂

  • @entitree.
    @entitree. Před 6 lety

    So well edited

  • @foxdk
    @foxdk Před 6 lety +5

    This is YTP... But it's actually funny?
    No, wait, it's actually **hilarious**?!
    Thanks for giving me a good laugh made, I love Pointless so this was absolutely marvelous.

  • @Fatality101
    @Fatality101 Před 5 lety

    Loving your videos xD