Takis Are Seriously Intense

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  • @AbduShu
    @AbduShu Před 2 lety +5555

    One apple: no doctor
    5 almonds: no cancer
    4 dates: no weakness
    1 taki: seriously intense

  • @s3r3n3tymusic
    @s3r3n3tymusic Před 2 lety +3620

    Kurtis: let’s tiktalk about tiktok
    Danny: taki-ing about takis

    • @andyalwaysdoescrafts
      @andyalwaysdoescrafts Před 2 lety +24

      I see a patern🧐

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 2 lety +6

      I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on CZcams, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear liv

    • @weedfather6391
      @weedfather6391 Před 2 lety +29

      @@AxxLAfriku Hello askers? where are you?

    • @s3r3n3tymusic
      @s3r3n3tymusic Před 2 lety +14

      Axxl are you ok

    • @oliveuuuu
      @oliveuuuu Před 2 lety +2

      hmm it seems like theyre the same person..

  • @_alieditsx
    @_alieditsx Před rokem +1509

    Imagine how awkward filming those ads are without the special affects

    • @midearthling
      @midearthling Před 7 měsíci +61

      Every single crew member asking, "Who is this person?"

  • @vickiking6562
    @vickiking6562 Před rokem +1168

    “The next trip to the bathroom will be intense” got me LOL

    • @getaloadofthisguy2927
      @getaloadofthisguy2927 Před rokem +69

      It’s SERIOUSLY intense. They’re not intense. They’re SERIOUSLY INTENSE

  • @sumiahmed5573
    @sumiahmed5573 Před 2 lety +6569

    Any influencer: “Takis are SERIOUSLY intense” *gets possessed*

    • @postdboy
      @postdboy Před 2 lety +219

      *goes super saiyan*

    • @c0tt0n78
      @c0tt0n78 Před 2 lety +24

      @@postdboy LMAO TRUEE😭✋

    • @bolasbig9753
      @bolasbig9753 Před 2 lety +63

      Ninja looked like he did crack and snorted gfuel

    • @foxywebb7384
      @foxywebb7384 Před 2 lety +89

      Takis are seriously intense! *fucking dies*

    • @remyzoowemama4836
      @remyzoowemama4836 Před 2 lety +32

      Gets possessed by a tesseract

  • @emilyarabo6290
    @emilyarabo6290 Před 2 lety +5558

    skater kid: takis are intense
    tony hawk: takis are SERIOUSLY intense
    tony hawk: *uses kid as a skatebaord*

  • @IAMJAKETRIMBLE
    @IAMJAKETRIMBLE Před rokem +122

    I once got a whole fiesta sized bag where every single taki was coated with like 10x the seasoning as usual. They were completely inedible.

    • @effacsmitere
      @effacsmitere Před 4 měsíci +16

      Takis are intense, but Takis are seriousky intense!

    • @theravenlordmasterofthevib8991
      @theravenlordmasterofthevib8991 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Markiplier sweating profusely in the background:

    • @ntskhun
      @ntskhun Před 23 dny +8

      oh i would go ham with these. i would VACUUM them. i love extremely insanely seasoned snacks

  • @egg30
    @egg30 Před rokem +366

    Studying with takis and Albert Einstein shows up

    • @bagelbra1n
      @bagelbra1n Před rokem

      And then you and Albert die by an atomic bomb made of takis

    • @Doris_LOWHD
      @Doris_LOWHD Před 5 měsíci +33

      The Quantum Theory of Light is intense, but Takis are SERIOUSLY intense *hits a old fashioned boogie*

    • @Paaxylol
      @Paaxylol Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@Doris_LOWHDIM GIGGLING why is this comment so funny 😢😢

    • @neyademon1021
      @neyademon1021 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Praying with takis and jebus shows up

  • @justadude669
    @justadude669 Před 2 lety +3399

    Everybody who eats takis has most likely inhaled the dust and fucking died

  • @mikeru_6
    @mikeru_6 Před 2 lety +3159

    “huh. Greg is kinda intense.”
    Danny: “GREG IS SERIOUSLY INTENSE.”

  • @G.oobe.r
    @G.oobe.r Před 9 měsíci +92

    What I am getting from this is that, in this Taki universe, who you summon depends on what you are doing when you eat the Takis. like when the girl ate the Taki, she was dancing, so she summoned Charli D'Amelio. Another example is when the boy ate the take, he was playing video games, so he summoned Ninja.

    • @rainbowlack
      @rainbowlack Před 5 měsíci +13

      ah, an alternate universe where gender is determined by takis

    • @KEITHTHEGUTTED
      @KEITHTHEGUTTED Před 20 dny +6

      so theoretically if i was watching a low budget movie and ate a taki would danny appear

    • @dropthehatantonycraft7516
      @dropthehatantonycraft7516 Před 8 dny +1

      At that point it sounds like the pitch for the next Persona game.

  • @savvazotov4196
    @savvazotov4196 Před rokem +149

    5:56 is one of my favourite moments of Danny. Ninja just basking in the intensity of the Takis

  • @loganstewart3751
    @loganstewart3751 Před 2 lety +6260

    It's funny to think about how awkward Ninja must have looked without special effects.

  • @joseph.k4803
    @joseph.k4803 Před 2 lety +2104

    They got the whole 'Marvel: Endgame' VFX team here. . . This is SERIOUSLY visually intense

    • @nateayi
      @nateayi Před 2 lety +57

      marvel endgame

    • @unknownexerpt4724
      @unknownexerpt4724 Před 2 lety +66

      I’m really excited for Marvel: No Way Home

    • @LMAOuncleDEMO
      @LMAOuncleDEMO Před 2 lety +45

      CAN'T wait for Marvel: Love and Thunder.

    • @pixelatedaimer
      @pixelatedaimer Před 2 lety +44

      did any of you see marvel: infinity war

    • @LMAOuncleDEMO
      @LMAOuncleDEMO Před 2 lety +25

      @@pixelatedaimer of course bro, but i didnt really like Marvel: Age of ultron :/, it was a weak entry/sequel.

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL Před rokem +58

    1:49 So crazy, Danny's getting really good at editing! How'd he make his entire room look like a "video missing" screen?

    • @azadanzans5359
      @azadanzans5359 Před 4 měsíci +8

      we will probably never know what that was supposed to be

  • @IamGregory
    @IamGregory Před 2 měsíci +28

    I'm so honored that Danny says hi to me every time I turn on one of his videos. Thanks man, have a great day!

  • @VIVZVOID
    @VIVZVOID Před 2 lety +7735

    “Takis are seriously intense.” **gets banished to the fiery pits of hell**

  • @zaccwiggins
    @zaccwiggins Před 2 lety +9257

    Ninja’s Takis ads are always the funniest because whenever he “transforms” he just outstretches his arms like some omnipotent god basking in his own glory

    • @codeskele7337
      @codeskele7337 Před 2 lety +174

      ^ Goku

    • @MT-xq4km
      @MT-xq4km Před 2 lety +469

      I just imagine him without all the special effects 😂

    • @parzavaal5335
      @parzavaal5335 Před 2 lety +54

      the only ones I like John Cena ones, sadly

    • @lavalampluvr
      @lavalampluvr Před 2 lety +130

      this comment haunts me every day i cackled at work yesterday and dropped an entire case of glass bottles of olive oil over "like some omnipotent god basking in his own glory"

    • @parzavaal5335
      @parzavaal5335 Před 2 lety +4

      @Pressy likes BANANABREAD 0.0000000000000025%*

  • @carafeeley
    @carafeeley Před rokem +127

    My country doesn’t really have takis, and when I was in Spain this summer I tried some (they were called ‘xtra hot’, they didn’t have the regular ones in that shop) and honestly they didn’t taste that spicy but they still made me cough if I ate them wrong, which was weird.

    • @Fymzie
      @Fymzie Před rokem +21

      prolly because of the takis dusts being inhaled subconsciously

    • @carafeeley
      @carafeeley Před rokem +5

      @@Fymzie That could have been it, I didn’t think of that!

    • @padawanofconfusion5954
      @padawanofconfusion5954 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I also only recently saw imported takis in stores and tried the Fuego flavor and at first I was fine, didn't love the taste but then I coughed. Same when I offered my sibling, they at first were like "oh I see why you could eat this" and then their face shifted and they coughed and put the bag away. Our parent could eat them at least so we didn't waste them

  • @amouryong
    @amouryong Před rokem +62

    Danny referring to Charlie as if she's a professional dancer and not just a tiktok dancer makes me want to cry

    • @aoriiyes
      @aoriiyes Před rokem +14

      she’s a professional dancer aswell 💀

    • @R-SXX
      @R-SXX Před 5 měsíci +7

      Its truly cringe, these creators are just so... I can't find a word but seeing true celebs like Ryan Reynolds in an Ad makes me interested, but literally every TikToker or whatever inside real ads makes me wanna vomit of cringe

  • @kathygrass
    @kathygrass Před 2 lety +1693

    I want a taki commercial with Marie kondo. she would be folding hoodies so quickly

    • @howiegruwitz3173
      @howiegruwitz3173 Před 2 lety +3

      The one with Tyler Blevins is pretty cool

    • @FringePrincess
      @FringePrincess Před 2 lety +31

      I might buy takis if they do this

    • @anniyh
      @anniyh Před 2 lety +37

      she'd have to clean her hands though, can't get that taki dust on the clothes

    • @mahreen8992
      @mahreen8992 Před 2 lety +12

      The image in my mind rn is cRACKING ME UP

    • @sadmermaid
      @sadmermaid Před 2 lety

      Hahaahhahaha

  • @gcombe1
    @gcombe1 Před 2 lety +1279

    “But Takis are SERIOUSLY INTENSE!”
    *turns into a fucking super saiyan*

    • @ifIgetsubsIllputarealname
      @ifIgetsubsIllputarealname Před 2 lety +9

      No... A hyper Saiyan!

    • @Thommyboi-yq2qy
      @Thommyboi-yq2qy Před 2 lety +6

      No...............a super DUPER saiyan

    • @codeskele7337
      @codeskele7337 Před 2 lety +1

      i’ve been looking a comment like this lol

    • @icecreamsundd
      @icecreamsundd Před 2 lety +10

      *“…and this, is to go.. even further beyond!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-“*
      -Goku when turning super saiyan 3

    • @aishaMa_
      @aishaMa_ Před 2 lety

      @@icecreamsundd aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa we’re no strangers to love aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @user-gc2zh6ee3v
    @user-gc2zh6ee3v Před 2 měsíci +8

    i just imagine one of the ads to be like "oh i ate too many taki's"
    and they rush to the bathroom and retro music and shart sounds fill the screen and takis are swirling around the bathroom 💀😭

  • @TintinFanTintinfan234
    @TintinFanTintinfan234 Před rokem +63

    Lol this continues to be one of my favorite Danny Gonzales videos

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh Před 2 lety +4116

    There needs to be a warning on the bag that says -
    "Takis must be eaten outdoors to avoid having your house burned by the explosive fire tornadoes you'll experience with every bite"

    • @chadsta3732
      @chadsta3732 Před 2 lety +59

      Seriously its super intense

    • @makiyawest98
      @makiyawest98 Před 2 lety +2

      Yes Ong

    • @Yumiisnthere
      @Yumiisnthere Před 2 lety +46

      Warning :
      This product contains food that if consumed within a house, the building has a high chance of getting set on fire , because of the 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑦 of takis
      (this is not meant to be a realistic warning)

    • @darkpicture3
      @darkpicture3 Před 2 lety +1

      yessir

    • @Alantico2
      @Alantico2 Před 2 lety +1

      Yes

  • @mustachepancake5037
    @mustachepancake5037 Před 2 lety +2228

    Was worried he was never going to say, “Tik Taki” thank god he did

  • @vivian..skyydu
    @vivian..skyydu Před rokem +20

    I currently crying right now my parents have just broke up I’m trying watch Danny to cheer me up but I’m still crying I love you Danny (◞‸◟)

  • @ryanspalding6524
    @ryanspalding6524 Před měsícem +4

    Drug addict: Takis are intense
    Drug dealer: takis are SERIOUSLY intense
    Drug dealer: *sells drug addicts*

  • @cease842
    @cease842 Před 2 lety +4086

    “Takis are disrespectfully intense”
    Takis don’t care about your feelings

  • @Debbk455
    @Debbk455 Před 2 lety +13507

    I like how Danny implies Abraham Lincoln is a “professional” at getting murdered at plays. He’s only done it once 🙄

    • @nonodudeyes5827
      @nonodudeyes5827 Před 2 lety +589

      Think about all the different universes he’s done it in.

    • @Mythikal13
      @Mythikal13 Před 2 lety +227

      @@nonodudeyes5827 doesnt necessarily mean Honest Abe would have the collective experience of himselfs across the multiverse
      Whats collectively beyond the multiverse that determines how they all work? Are we really from there and not the birth of our own universe within the multiverses? I just googled "what's beyond the multiverse" and I am now having an existential crisis

    • @beckiobrien8260
      @beckiobrien8260 Před 2 lety +548

      bestie he’s so good that he only had to do it once

    • @nonodudeyes5827
      @nonodudeyes5827 Před 2 lety +113

      @@Mythikal13 thanos kept snapping and unsnapping him so that it’s an infinite time loop and he’s probably done it trillions of times allready.

    • @nonodudeyes5827
      @nonodudeyes5827 Před 2 lety +15

      **already**

  • @courtneysatella9946
    @courtneysatella9946 Před rokem +11

    “The next trip to the bathroom will be seriously intense”- a wise wise man

  • @StoopidBread
    @StoopidBread Před 4 měsíci +4

    “Talki-ing about takis” 😂 Danny you never fail to make us laugh

  • @moonycanwatch
    @moonycanwatch Před 2 lety +211

    G - takis
    R - are
    E - seriously
    G - intense

    • @Coin1_
      @Coin1_ Před 2 lety +4

      Underrated

    • @ILikeBirds
      @ILikeBirds Před 2 lety +2

      Genius

    • @orans_
      @orans_ Před 2 lety +1

      bUt tHaTs nOt tHe riGhT lEtTeRs

    • @moonycanwatch
      @moonycanwatch Před 2 lety +1

      @@orans_ anyone that replies with that will be deemed craig for eternity

    • @orans_
      @orans_ Před 2 lety

      @@moonycanwatch lol

  • @benedict0902
    @benedict0902 Před 2 lety +4755

    "I BREATHED IN THE TAKI DUST"
    Crack is intense, but takis are *SERIOUSLY* Intense.

    • @kemaiclemons7835
      @kemaiclemons7835 Před rokem

      O-O

    • @catrathemagicat
      @catrathemagicat Před rokem +87

      I seriously accidentally do that every time I have takis. I knew as soon as his voice cracked it happened to him. We love that representation :)

    • @hurelten
      @hurelten Před rokem +5

      @@catrathemagicat you’re late.

    • @catrathemagicat
      @catrathemagicat Před rokem +13

      @@hurelten dang I know.

    • @Qwerka
      @Qwerka Před rokem +4

      @@catrathemagicat no furries no worries

  • @theflyingcrud
    @theflyingcrud Před rokem +13

    Ate too many of these once. Let's just say I thought I had internal bleeding for about 10 seconds the next day until I remembered I ate them. Went through the 5 stages of grief so fast

  • @CrushedByAaAMountainOfBooks

    7:00
    Nah man don't feel sorry he planned for that shit, thats a ritual for summoning ninja.

  • @mushroomsoup2866
    @mushroomsoup2866 Před 2 lety +2698

    honestly, I'd eat a snack whos slogan is "disrespectfully intense".
    Seriously intense is just like "hey bro no trust me bro this stuff is intense I swear"
    /disrespectfully/ intense is like "this snack is so spicy that it no longer cares for your wellbeing"

    • @gdragon42069
      @gdragon42069 Před 2 lety +125

      Yeah if spice is like bdsm for your mouth then a disrespectfully intense snack would waaay kinkier

    • @AngelBirdo
      @AngelBirdo Před 2 lety +132

      @@gdragon42069 sir this is a wendys

    • @kay19129
      @kay19129 Před 2 lety +41

      @@AngelBirdo we gettin' kinky at a Wendy's?

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 Před 2 lety +45

      @@gdragon42069 I'm- I'm just- doing my job here sire/ma'am/oxygen breather 🕴️

    • @sharankaur4669
      @sharankaur4669 Před 2 lety +7

      LMFAO

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic Před 2 lety +5306

    I love that you decided to dance *next* to your green screen.

    • @amogustrashcan3202
      @amogustrashcan3202 Před 2 lety +83

      sus susy bakaa

    • @knownevildoer
      @knownevildoer Před 2 lety +54

      topiccy wopiccy beloved

    • @user-gv9ne3dd7e
      @user-gv9ne3dd7e Před 2 lety +13

      sus sus sus amogus

    • @bee1501
      @bee1501 Před 2 lety +23

      Suspicious activity has been detected within our vicinity... I guess you could say... There's an imposter among us

    • @hamburggerm5824
      @hamburggerm5824 Před 2 lety +3

      @@amogustrashcan3202 yo how did you get here?

  • @mwshu6045
    @mwshu6045 Před 10 měsíci +6

    Danny is so fucking right about remembering that you had blue takis there is no other way to describe it

  • @lizzie-4011
    @lizzie-4011 Před rokem +5

    5:30 i felt the tweet coming so far in advance but it was still so funny lmao

  • @rorystevens7070
    @rorystevens7070 Před 2 lety +9564

    Danny should’ve said “takis are intense, but express vpn is seriously intense” cause that would’ve been intense

  • @JBC352
    @JBC352 Před 2 lety +1402

    Charli stealing someone’s taki and blowing up with it is a metaphor for tiktok stars (like her) stealing other creators’ dances and getting famous off it without giving any credit to the people they took it from.
    Danny, that metaphor is *SERIOUSLY* intense.

    • @stephaniewilliams1110
      @stephaniewilliams1110 Před 2 lety +192

      Especially when the girl Charlie is stealing from is a person of color

    • @elliottfox3581
      @elliottfox3581 Před 2 lety +141

      @@stephaniewilliams1110 she’s the modern day Christopher Columbus

    • @stephaniewilliams1110
      @stephaniewilliams1110 Před 2 lety +27

      @@elliottfox3581 yes lol unfortunately 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @alexverdana2435
      @alexverdana2435 Před 2 lety +12

      wow that is clever

    • @bloblanticor
      @bloblanticor Před 2 lety +61

      The other girl is actually Regan Aliyah. She's a pretty sick rapper, check her out!
      Also, ironically she's a smaller tiktok creator than Charlie.

  • @pink99644
    @pink99644 Před 6 měsíci +4

    7:57 This clip kills me every time 💀

  • @criminal-yu2nk
    @criminal-yu2nk Před rokem +9

    2:36 , blue takis sure made me remember, my bed sheets remember aswell

  • @elina5142
    @elina5142 Před 2 lety +3489

    Imagine how awkward those were to film without the editing

    • @929er13
      @929er13 Před 2 lety +160

      pretty sure these tiktokers and streamers are used to looking like absolute clowns with no real sense of rythm, so not very awkward for them.

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 Před 2 lety +4

      @@929er13 not really
      Like, at all

    • @sOofiiexD
      @sOofiiexD Před 2 lety +4

      @@929er13 HAHAHAH true

    • @gaminboils9983
      @gaminboils9983 Před 2 lety +1

      Yes

    • @Agent_chees
      @Agent_chees Před 2 lety +4

      I bet they would look constipated

  • @neflufv6392
    @neflufv6392 Před 2 lety +615

    Danny’s really just out here creating an entire back story for each add

    • @VerGiel
      @VerGiel Před 2 lety +6

      Yes, and that’s about it. He should comment on and mock actual bad or questionnable videos. I want the billion surprise toys Danny back. Those videos were hilarious!

    • @JK-yj7cg
      @JK-yj7cg Před 2 lety +3

      @@VerGiel agreed, these ones dont feel the same imo

    • @UniverseIsMe
      @UniverseIsMe Před 2 lety +1

      Ad****

    • @john_michael97
      @john_michael97 Před 2 lety +1

      Somebody hasn’t watched internet historian.

  • @apersonkk
    @apersonkk Před rokem +13

    Doesn’t everyone spontaneously combust when they eat takis??

  • @Viscidsquare040
    @Viscidsquare040 Před rokem +6

    8:24 Just imagine you’re in a fight and the other person is like
    “Man this fight is intense”
    “But Takis are seriously intense”
    And then a professional boxer shows up out of nowhere and beats you up.

  • @kthen8780
    @kthen8780 Před 2 lety +15532

    Danny’s hair is flourishing at an unprecedented rate, we all should be terrified

    • @RaulRaulitoR
      @RaulRaulitoR Před 2 lety +254

      i love it

    • @kyyuqii
      @kyyuqii Před 2 lety +231

      I know I’m scared in a corner rn

    • @RaulRaulitoR
      @RaulRaulitoR Před 2 lety +169

      @@kyyuqii but it looks good 💀💀💀

    • @kyyuqii
      @kyyuqii Před 2 lety +336

      @@RaulRaulitoR it looks so unbelievably good its scaring me

    • @MillieEyelash14
      @MillieEyelash14 Před 2 lety +134

      @@kyyuqii He’s becoming more powerful by the second...

  • @shaquilleoatmeal4802
    @shaquilleoatmeal4802 Před 2 lety +1698

    George Washington: being in a war is intense but Takis are seriously intense

    • @gerryldionisio6125
      @gerryldionisio6125 Před 2 lety +4

      Wow u really liked your own comment lol

    • @shaquilleoatmeal4802
      @shaquilleoatmeal4802 Před 2 lety +76

      @@gerryldionisio6125 and at least my comment was funny

    • @jairoherrera4040
      @jairoherrera4040 Před 2 lety +5

      And I thought taking a biopsy exam was mentally intense.

    • @elyay7203
      @elyay7203 Před 2 lety +12

      *writes the declaration of independence while the entire British army blows up*

    • @AUBREY-ml4ex
      @AUBREY-ml4ex Před 2 lety +5

      @@gerryldionisio6125 Why does that matter?

  • @pizzabagels9156
    @pizzabagels9156 Před 22 dny +1

    I love the implication that Abraham Lincoln is a “professional in his field” when it comes to getting shot at a play

  • @beeee1234
    @beeee1234 Před rokem +4

    now it's 6am and im seriously craving a bag of these serious chips

  • @mjvafadar2526
    @mjvafadar2526 Před 2 lety +2896

    It would be cool if he was like: Commentary is intense, *but Express VPN is seriously intense.*

    • @callistoarmy5576
      @callistoarmy5576 Před 2 lety +1

      Hello friends 🥰 Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️..🔥..❤️

    • @itgirl_777
      @itgirl_777 Před 2 lety +13

      Not you taking his career

    • @davidwalker1344
      @davidwalker1344 Před 2 lety +9

      He’s going to see this comment and wish he thought of it

    • @weegle.
      @weegle. Před 2 lety +13

      @MemeLord25 Making fun of a bot in the comment section is intense, but Takis Are More Intense

    • @ImAlpine
      @ImAlpine Před 2 lety +15

      @@callistoarmy5576 I'm going to try and be nice... or at least not mean, as I'm sure you receiving an enormous amount of hate right now. Your vocals are just... not good. I actually couldn't tell if it was serious or not. Then you add on top of that that you are copy pasting your comment everywhere and you have a recipe for people absolutely hating not just you, but your singing too. It's not good my guy. I'm just trying to be real. No one sees your videos cause it's very, well.... bad. Improve. Everyone can be good at singing with practice and you need to practice a lot.

  • @MayFlora
    @MayFlora Před 2 lety +18218

    Danny has gone from looking like a 13 year old to looking like a 16 year old. Good on you for completing puberty dude

  • @dexterpurvis5331
    @dexterpurvis5331 Před rokem +3

    6:48 Is it just me or does Ninja look like Evan Peters playing Quicksilver in the X-Men movies here

  • @helloitsmealex9853
    @helloitsmealex9853 Před 2 lety +1088

    I can actually see Takis making there new slogan "Theres a little devil in every bite!"

    • @kneo2476
      @kneo2476 Před 2 lety +8

      china sales would prob plummet

    • @itsarock4244
      @itsarock4244 Před 2 lety +3

      Copy right that as fast as you can

    • @vex3580
      @vex3580 Před 2 lety +2

      @@kneo2476 are takis even in China?

    • @aditimr
      @aditimr Před 2 lety +2

      plis the conservatives would LOOSE their mind lmao

    • @itz_cindy5598
      @itz_cindy5598 Před 2 lety

      @@vex3580 it’s mexican

  • @WTDProductions
    @WTDProductions Před 2 lety +968

    Kids on the middle school bus used to bargain for Takis like they were prison cigarettes lmao

    • @glitchydood1558
      @glitchydood1558 Před 2 lety +4

      Lol-

    • @callistoarmy5576
      @callistoarmy5576 Před 2 lety +1

      Hello friends 🥰 Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️..

    • @wheaversclone
      @wheaversclone Před 2 lety +8

      Lmao, but fr Takis are so good

    • @dott3dlines
      @dott3dlines Před 2 lety +30

      Bro whenever a kid brought some Takis as a snack for lunch or something everyone would rush towards them and *BEG* them for even the crumbs. They were insane.

    • @eckstheorphanmurderer1038
      @eckstheorphanmurderer1038 Před 2 lety +4

      @@kennilcry6666 shut up broski

  • @nonasparxx9687
    @nonasparxx9687 Před rokem +3

    "Takis are disrespectfully intense"
    And I took that personally

  • @treasuredwisp
    @treasuredwisp Před 10 měsíci +4

    He makes me laugh at least 5 times every video. Love him so much!

  • @spamtongspamton9900
    @spamtongspamton9900 Před 2 lety +3045

    “Takis are SERIOUSLY intense” *gets sent to the seventy eighth layer of hell*

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 Před 2 lety +131

      "Takis are [SERIOUSLY] intense" *becomes a [BIG SHOT]*

    • @cloves2125
      @cloves2125 Před 2 lety +40

      @@samt3412 canon spamton lore

    • @ScaredSackless4566
      @ScaredSackless4566 Před 2 lety +60

      @@samt3412 "BEING A [BIG SHOT] IS INTENSE, BUT [TAKIS] ARE SERIOUSLY INTENSE"

    • @StinkyDumpsterRat
      @StinkyDumpsterRat Před 2 lety +10

      This comment section is beautiful

    • @Epscylon
      @Epscylon Před 2 lety +2

      Don’t you mean the 97th layer?

  • @artiscxa9448
    @artiscxa9448 Před 2 lety +5322

    My theory is, if you drink a Lacroix while eating Takis, a wild Danny will show up and absolutely decimate you in a Lacroix chugging contest

    • @beccab6888
      @beccab6888 Před 2 lety +259

      You've cracked the code, everytime i eat takis and drink a la croix the pokémon battle music plays and a wild danny appears

    • @alexisventura7191
      @alexisventura7191 Před 2 lety +22

      This is hilarious

    • @alexisventura7191
      @alexisventura7191 Před 2 lety +15

      @@beccab6888 this too

    • @artiscxa9448
      @artiscxa9448 Před 2 lety +6

      @@alexisventura7191 thank u :D

    • @artiscxa9448
      @artiscxa9448 Před 2 lety +3

      @@beccab6888 this killed me

  • @messie3363
    @messie3363 Před rokem +6

    I’m gonna give takis a free add idea: your cooking something and you eat a taki and Gordon Ramsey shows up and steals your food

    • @fire-it-up7467
      @fire-it-up7467 Před rokem

      But he still has to yell at you about and it's seriously intense

  • @anmei123
    @anmei123 Před rokem +2

    “Ninja went super saiyan”

  • @DrOx-IDGAFILGN
    @DrOx-IDGAFILGN Před 2 lety +11456

    I’m fairly certain a single Taki could kill a pilgrim.

    • @adonii8364
      @adonii8364 Před 2 lety +933

      A salted Lays potato chip could could kill a pilgrim. They ate bread and water on regular days, and sugared bread and milk on a holiday. They had to get spices from India to add some flavor to their shigella infected, nasty, boiled pumpkins.

    • @ashaler__
      @ashaler__ Před 2 lety +664

      anything from this era could make a pilgrim drop dead

    • @jellymysteriousmelodie339
      @jellymysteriousmelodie339 Před 2 lety +79

      Well pilgrims still exist to this day as Refugees but I get your point

    • @forkspoon5375
      @forkspoon5375 Před 2 lety +134

      r/brandnewsentence

    • @thelasagnaman3765
      @thelasagnaman3765 Před 2 lety +343

      Axe body spray could kill an pilgrim and a small child with asthma

  • @st4rryk
    @st4rryk Před 2 lety +821

    kid walking a dog: takis are intense
    professional dog-walker: takis are Seriously intense
    professional dog-walker: *walks the kid*

  • @jjoerg82
    @jjoerg82 Před rokem +2

    Ninja : Takis are SERIOUSLY intense.
    Ninja : *proceeds to go super saiyan*

  • @bits4522
    @bits4522 Před 6 měsíci +3

    I like the blue takis, they have a more lime-y taste and usually have more dust in my experience

  • @erinledger5434
    @erinledger5434 Před 2 lety +1527

    Let’s all agree Danny’s hair is on point in this video.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 2 lety +23603

    “I breathed in the Taki dust”
    How are you still alive?

    • @sofiaoronaa
      @sofiaoronaa Před 2 lety +85

      hey what’s up

    • @untilted5216
      @untilted5216 Před 2 lety +52

      Fr

    • @daikonuwu4933
      @daikonuwu4933 Před 2 lety +149

      let me just reply before a lot of other people do

    • @ihateyou3976
      @ihateyou3976 Před 2 lety +47

      Imagine being such a loser that you comment on literally every single video on youtube. Like, don't you do anything besides spending all your time on youtube?

    • @MilkMarmalade
      @MilkMarmalade Před 2 lety +585

      @@ihateyou3976 imagine hating on someone because they made a funnier comment than you

  • @poppins14
    @poppins14 Před rokem +2

    Every: middle schoolers: “OMG HE GOT TALKIS”

  • @funnybutnotforlong4632
    @funnybutnotforlong4632 Před 10 měsíci +1

    3:36 😂 “takis are seriously intense”

  • @hydroflask364
    @hydroflask364 Před 2 lety +547

    Top 3 most painful things in life:
    •Stubbing a toe
    •Stepping on a Lego
    •Breathing in taki dust

    • @callistoarmy5576
      @callistoarmy5576 Před 2 lety +2

      Hello friends 🥰 Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️...

    • @rffrice
      @rffrice Před 2 lety +8

      I’ve snorted the dust off of an extra dusty taki I couldn’t breathe

    • @winkuswonkus
      @winkuswonkus Před 2 lety +9

      * getting it in your eyes

    • @ericoverland6303
      @ericoverland6303 Před 2 lety +5

      @@callistoarmy5576 stop spamming no life

    • @Yumiisnthere
      @Yumiisnthere Před 2 lety

      @@callistoarmy5576 dude no, you need to work on your vocals

  • @Abby-cn2yj
    @Abby-cn2yj Před 2 lety +5292

    Fun Fact: The doctor at the Children's Hospital told my brother not to eat Takis because they were damaging his stomach lining. Apparently they send a lot of kids to the ER because they hurt the stomach

    • @henotic.essence
      @henotic.essence Před 2 lety +618

      Yeah the kids were eating too many of them, and due to their sensitive and relatively undeveloped stomach lining, I knew a lot of young students going to the ER for injury. It sucks.

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 Před 2 lety +1275

      wow, that's seriously intense

    • @graygore3531
      @graygore3531 Před 2 lety +150

      @@whytho8856 😂 funniest shit I’ve seen all day

    • @PaizuruInsanal
      @PaizuruInsanal Před 2 lety +104

      SERIOUSLY intense

    • @BlinkOnWheels
      @BlinkOnWheels Před 2 lety +187

      @@whytho8856 I think that is dangerously intense

  • @quinnrogers8138
    @quinnrogers8138 Před 2 lety +2

    That Lincoln joke was seriously intense!

  • @The_Wallflower
    @The_Wallflower Před 2 lety +1

    “Woah, those are actually some pretty cool moves, dude.”
    *Unemotionally*
    “Help.”

  • @violet_jay8935
    @violet_jay8935 Před 2 lety +2644

    My grandma came in when I was watching this and she was like
    “Who is that? He’s very handsome.”

    • @gamejuice6828
      @gamejuice6828 Před 2 lety +253

      Aww that’s so sweet

    • @firdosinizam3443
      @firdosinizam3443 Před 2 lety +408

      lol my mom said the exact same thing the other day, looks like Danny is popular among the older ladies

    • @azizehc2
      @azizehc2 Před 2 lety +134

      And she’s right

    • @billpotts4670
      @billpotts4670 Před 2 lety +339

      Danny/Grandma fanfic coming out soon

    • @superemoboi2050
      @superemoboi2050 Před 2 lety +166

      @@billpotts4670 I like how you said that like you're dropping a diss track

  • @magpie8249
    @magpie8249 Před 2 lety +2673

    the way the ad says "FACE THE INTENSITY" sounds like a threat, like the narrator has a gun to your head and you have to eat an entire bag of takis to survive

    • @c_elia
      @c_elia Před rokem +78

      “O-O-OK T-TAKIS ARE SERIOUSLY INTENSE JUST PLEASE LET ME SEE MY DOG SHARPIE AGAIN PLEASE”

    • @Isus273
      @Isus273 Před rokem +2

      It's good because there is no reason for life and we will all die alone

    • @Wolfbarr01
      @Wolfbarr01 Před rokem +18

      **sobs while shoving the 895th consecutive taki into my mouth**

    • @1OOXSN
      @1OOXSN Před rokem +6

      @@Ade-ing that sounds an awful lot like something a takis *spy* would say

    • @1OOXSN
      @1OOXSN Před rokem +1

      But maybe im just imagining things

  • @alrightbrothers
    @alrightbrothers Před rokem +2

    I’m rewatching this a year later and the bit with Abraham Lincoln literally made me gasp 😭😭

  • @kellyhaskell7797
    @kellyhaskell7797 Před rokem +1

    bro I know it it likely wasn’t intentional but the tik-taki at 1:51 with the file not found image made me die laughing

  • @jarvis
    @jarvis Před 2 lety +31868

    now that's what i'm taki-ing about (takis the snack)

  • @super_spoops7
    @super_spoops7 Před 2 lety +380

    Danny sounds like he’s being held at gunpoint whenever he talks about the Takis

  • @Caleb095
    @Caleb095 Před rokem

    Danny is like the most chill guy to the most funny guy

  • @conoradamson8522
    @conoradamson8522 Před 2 měsíci +1

    1:31 that must be how napoleon dynamite killed it on that stage, he probably had takis on him

  • @lightningdev897
    @lightningdev897 Před 2 lety +210

    Gaming is intense, but Taki dust, oh that's a different story.

    • @kayleyisdisturbing8990
      @kayleyisdisturbing8990 Před 2 lety +12

      Snort some of that shit, and you transcend to the SUNSUNSUNSUNSUN dimension. Don’t ask.

    • @callistoarmy5576
      @callistoarmy5576 Před 2 lety

      Hello friends 🥰 Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️...🔥.

    • @justsomegirlwithagodcomple3068
      @justsomegirlwithagodcomple3068 Před 2 lety +6

      I love mixing it with la Croix and injecting it into my veins ✨😍💅

  • @Adam-iu7sk
    @Adam-iu7sk Před 2 lety +575

    The fact that Danny looks older than 13 is seriously intense. Like disrespectfully intense.

    • @alexivy8732
      @alexivy8732 Před 2 lety +8

      :/ wow man you got the whole squad laughing

    • @megadude2850
      @megadude2850 Před 2 lety +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @HazeInutt
      @HazeInutt Před 2 lety +16

      @@alexivy8732 shut up

    • @alexivy8732
      @alexivy8732 Před 2 lety +2

      @@HazeInutt hehe okay

    • @zukoshonor7435
      @zukoshonor7435 Před 2 lety +11

      I think he needs to share his genetics with us

  • @sugariguess
    @sugariguess Před 7 měsíci +1

    seeing your entire family die and weeping and sobbing is intense... but takis are SERIOUSLY intense.

  • @markwill5729
    @markwill5729 Před rokem +1

    "there's just a little bit of satan in takis. it SLAPS"

  • @kpoki8835
    @kpoki8835 Před 2 lety +669

    Me, who has never had a single Taki: Woah, Takis are seriously intense

    • @Jvxlca
      @Jvxlca Před 2 lety +8

      wait what

    • @bombasticsideeye123
      @bombasticsideeye123 Před 2 lety +16

      Same, i wanna try Takis now :( they don't exist in my country tho (i think)

    • @tabithaedwards1205
      @tabithaedwards1205 Před 2 lety +6

      Same its only found at a specific place here but I keep procrastinating on buying it lmaoo

    • @sethhugaboom9500
      @sethhugaboom9500 Před 2 lety +1

      @@bombasticsideeye123 I think they’re overrated

    • @justahotdog8430
      @justahotdog8430 Před 2 lety +3

      @@bombasticsideeye123 imagine hot cheetos but in a roll

  • @JakeCuster
    @JakeCuster Před 2 lety +3518

    Sorry Danny, I laughed too hard at your “talki-ing about Takis” joke, I died and can’t watch the rest of the video, I’m sure it was intense though

  • @unboxed1088
    @unboxed1088 Před rokem +2

    I came back to this video only to watch it again but now with Takis first time

    • @edit6588
      @edit6588 Před rokem +1

      how did you like them?

    • @unboxed1088
      @unboxed1088 Před rokem

      @@edit6588 they were ok very spicy though, actually they're quite seriously intense though 🥵🥶

  • @gideonroberts1445
    @gideonroberts1445 Před rokem +2

    8:40 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying

  • @majesticchinchilla8692
    @majesticchinchilla8692 Před 2 lety +9467

    I love how Charli steals both the black girl’s taki and her dance without asking.

    • @nym9045
      @nym9045 Před 2 lety +795

      STOP LMFAOO

    • @BujjuIsABee
      @BujjuIsABee Před 2 lety +1544

      Charli won’t just steal your TikTok dances. She will steal your food and make you starve.

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 Před 2 lety +117

      👁✖️👁

    • @mariguanaiguana
      @mariguanaiguana Před 2 lety +61

      @@BujjuIsABee sometimes it’s good to starve

    • @ember9907
      @ember9907 Před 2 lety +27

      Yessir

  • @caffeinesbitch
    @caffeinesbitch Před 2 lety +1383

    I bet Danny’s the kind of person that eats Takis with LaCroix for lunch

  • @AJ-rk5pv
    @AJ-rk5pv Před 7 měsíci +1

    "Takis are actually pretty good!" K A B L O O M Y G O E S T H E M A N

  • @robloxgrover4832
    @robloxgrover4832 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Ninja becomes Goku because takis are seriously intense

  • @blangblang6369
    @blangblang6369 Před 2 lety +1399

    I have to be honest, Abe Lincoln’s assassination is not what I expected.

  • @queenjohnbee3411
    @queenjohnbee3411 Před 2 lety +594

    “Taki-ing about Takis”
    *Danny’s comedy has peaked*

    • @genieboyle269
      @genieboyle269 Před 2 lety +11

      And so have takis

    • @leoh5952
      @leoh5952 Před 2 lety

      Lol

    • @callistoarmy5576
      @callistoarmy5576 Před 2 lety +1

      Hello friends 🥰 Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️ ..

    • @superfan364
      @superfan364 Před 2 lety +1

      They are *seriously* intense 😤✋

    • @TheBoss-bd8sn
      @TheBoss-bd8sn Před 2 lety +1

      Yep... next upload he will talk about the history of toilet paper and how it needs to be like it was in 1924 again
      (1924 is a random date that I picked)

  • @TheStreamingEnderman
    @TheStreamingEnderman Před rokem +1

    Takis: *Seriously intense*
    La Croix: *Jokingly soft*

  • @ProkiddUX
    @ProkiddUX Před rokem +1

    Me: *swallows Taki at the wrong time* My Throat: *catches in fire* AAAAaAaAaaAaAaH

  • @May-is-my-day_KYLE
    @May-is-my-day_KYLE Před 2 lety +494

    “I breathed in the Taki dust”
    Don’t do drugs kids